Post your NOTP. The ship you hate more than any other.
>>83650094
You already did it for me.
Storm/BP
I think we can end the thread now
>>83650094
Dick and Barbara
So, is she Chinese or Japanese?
>>83640046
aren't those the same thing?
>>83640046
have you ever seen a brown skinned japanese?
also her surname makes pretty clear her family is indian
>>83640551
Also, her mom's name is Priyanka.
Something Large
Something Vast
Something full of Foreshadowing and OOMPH
This is Walt Simonson's and John Workman's and George Roussos
The Mighty Thor
Come Along
We begin with one of the best foreshadowing things in all of comics.
The first of many
DOOM!
Just got back from Xmen Apocalypse and I have to say, how the hell can the mutants be the underdogs? We have three trilogies of movies showing how totally fucked in power mutants are.
>X1
Mutants infiltrate the US Government and high level international summits. And the "good guys" are the private child soldier army with military hardware in there basement and a spy machine that can find and read the thoughts of anyone on earth. Which is pretty hypocritical when the "bad guy" is a registation act. (You need a liscene to drive a card but Mind Control and Massive Destruction are things that no one should have on record)
>X2
A mutants with a MEDIUM power level solos the entire secret service and would have easily killed the president if it wasnt for dumb luck
Turns out that same civil rights destroy spy machine can also KILL ANYONE ANYWHERE with a thought and he almost let global super genocide happen TWICE
>X3
Magneto shows he trash megatmstructures with a thought. And Jean is an unstoppable kill monster that would have destroyed everything if wolverube didnt hapoen to be there to kill her
>First Class
Oh hey, a pychic can use her powers to cause a nuclear armagaeddon , theres one dude who is literally unkillable unless he lets you hurt him (or is mind controlled to let you) and Magneto once again proves everyone right by taking over the two most advanced weapon platforms on the planet at that point.
>Dofp
A mutant uses his pychic powers to take over the presidency and his brother tried the same thing before he got shot. The shapeshifter easily breaks into every high security local you could imagine and can kill anyone. And oh yeah the "Holy shit Magneto" counter rises when he shows he can rip cities apart like lego blocks
>Apocalypse
Ahahahahahahahahaha.
Turns out the afformentioned worldwide spy/murder network can also MIND CONTROL people. The guys who thought it was good idea to put a warplane in the basement of a school full of kids get the obvius outcome when one of the walking laser tanks accidentally blows it up. You have a chick there who could easily burn and break down the whole mansion in her sleep. Magneto shows he is literally one bad day from killing all life on earth (and they let him go anyway after killing hundreds of millions), Apocalypse tears down a whole city and thats just a MINOR feat. Oh and it turns out Prof X at any given time could take over every mind on the planet. Which Poccy had for like a MINUTE and took over all the nukes ever with) I'm also pretty sure Storm could have Day After Tommorow'd everyone. And a footnote to Woverine killing like all of Weapon X in ten minutes. It took him whole movies last time.
Hell the whole plot of the film was En Sabah Blackface waking up and wondering how the shit they arent in charge by now. Nigga was like "what the fuck are you doing?"
How the hell can they still push the "opreased minority" card. Malcome X couldnt kill millions with a thought. Harvy Milk couldnt take over the world whenever he felt like it. Warning checks on the walking doom gods that roam the world isnt prejudice. Its common sense?
You got guys who can throw civizations like soft balls and the big bad are the guys with guns and purple robots?
Hell the Sentinels only took over the world once THEY got Mutant powers.
The X men films are borderline anti mutant propaganda.
>>83638354
>>83638571
You're completely right. And because of all the stuff you mentioned and more everyone hates and fears mutants and wants them to fuck off, which is where they get their persecution complex I guess.
>>83638354
>>83638571
TL;DR
No actually I did read it. Thanks for reminding me how retarded these movies are. I needed that.
Who is Elsa's husband again?
In a perfect world it would've been Hans.
We already talk about this anon, the most Chadbro guy in the world
>>83637379
Time for a fresh new waifu!
Ackbar - Edition
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First for Orange Waifu.
>>83630538
Safe to assume that she lactates orange juice?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>83619147
>sock on her tail
that is adorable
>>83619147
>Why don't you have, like, a boyfriend?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>83619147
>sock on tail
see this...
this is the reason why real world females are inferior to 2D.
Weep you women! My penis has given you up!
so we've spent a lot of time dwelling on what we don't like about act 7, but what are some of the positives? did you enjoy any part of it? did you prefer it over collide?
>hard mode: don't say the music
first for vrisky-poo
>>83695801
i thought caliborn getting his powers from the clock was pretty cool
third for vrisky-fuck-you
Homestuck: "Don't worry, you don't have to have a real purpose, character arcs and stories aren't real."
Can someone describe to me the mindset Hussie had to have been in to start thinking his story didn't need to be satisfying in some way?
He thought the "man who even gives a shit" nature of Gamzee surviving murderstuck was so funny that it pozzed the rest of his writing in comic by having nonstop anticlimaxes in act 6. Stop making such shitty threads.
ara
do I need to read morrison's doom patrol to understand this
>>83683247
no, but reading it still won't help
>>83683247
Self contained desu
>>83683247
No, you don't. Flex is fine enough to read by itself.
The battle to end all battles
http://www.strawpoll.me/10454203
>Company Wars
>inb4 300 replies
>>83682223
>company wars
>not universe wars
kys
>>83682177
>Captain America throws his shield.
>The entire Justice League yields.
>GG Justice League.
Hey fellow young people
Should I read Doctor Strange: The Oath, Daredevil: Born Again, Captain America: The Chosen, Fallen Hero: The Death of Captain America, Old Man Logan, Carnage VS Venom, Doctor Strange Season One
Are any of these good
Pls
No, all of them are bad. Read whatever Brian Michael Bendis writes.
>>83681755
No, anon. You should get a job and stop "borrowing" mom's money for comic books.
How is it?
It's alright.
Post the white edits. I never got to see them.
It's very good.
The only thing that makes it bad are the people who watch it and the people who don't watch it but hate it anyways.
Heathcliff uses balloons.
Gonna be honest, that's a little weak
Of all the things in my 4chan folder I worry about my SO seeing, I fear the "Heathcliff" subfolder the most.
Anyone remember a zombie comic where the main character is in spain? In the opening pages he tries to talk to people in broken Spanish, and then a person in a suit of armor (i think), saves him, and it ends up being a woman.
All I can remember about it.
>>83680015
pls respond
Plz
>>83680015
I believe it is one of the walking dead spinf offs
