Have any of you ever tried something from a cartoon and had it backfire?
Every day I go to the supermarket and buy a 500g bag of spaghetti and a tin of spaghetti sauce because that is what I eat for dinner everyday, I also buy a tub of ben and jerries for desert. That is the only food I eat for the entire day and I didn't think it was unusual
Anyway, yesterday I was buying my stuff and the cashier commented and asked why I buy so much food everyday. The only excuse I could think of was telling her that I own a restaurant, like Squidward, and I told her I would invite her for dinner one day. Now she will be expecting me to give her full details of my restaurant like Squilliam did with Squidward. Either that or I can't ever go back to this supermarket again which is the one I shop at each day.
What can I do? I obviously don't have a 'spongebob' to save my ass. I was thinking of telling her I own a small Italian restaurant and inviting her but then telling her that the restaurant had to close down due to financial issues. I can then slowly buy less food and just say it is for myself. There is already a restaurant I can use.
Do you guys have any experience of cartoons bleeding into your life?
I have so many questions
Why do you eat spaghetti for dinner every day?
>>83682991
it is all i know how to make
Is this some 5 year old copypasta?
>Cancels ATHF for no reason
>Cancels Morel Orel because it decided to become dramatic and stop doing the same joke again and again
>Ashamed of the quirky low budget charming early AS stuff
>A massive prick to David Cross and H. John Benjamin
>Loves edgy shit like Robot Chicken, Family Guy and Mr Pickles
>>83682784
>>Loves edgy shit like Robot Chicken
Hey now, Robot Chicken can be pretty good. You make valid points for everything else, though. Fuck Lazzo.
>>83682784
>He picked Mr Pickles over Hellbenders
>>83683014
90% of the jokes from RC are "what if cartoon/movie/game have realistic consequences? and what if innocent franchise had murder/rape
best modern cartoons
>>83682581 now that we have the easy ones out of the way lets start
>>83682581
> so good it was cancelled
Neat, another thread dedicated to Star.
I have insider info. In Suicide Squad there is a scene where a child is reading a Marvel comic and a mother scolds them to "put down that garbage!"
>>83682529
I got insider info too.You're mom because I'm inside her
>>83682529
I have some insider information as well. Your mom thinks you're a huge faggot.
Sounds funny
Is it BerenSTEIN or BerenSTAIN /co/?
It's BerenstAin. Always has been.
StEin only caught on because
A) "Stein" is a common last name element, especially in very commonly heard names, while "Stain" is not
B) Most everybody hadn't even thought of the Berenstain bears since they were young and easily influenced, so the memory of the name was tenuous in their head to begin with.
Here, I'll prove it by creating a new "alternate history"
Freddy Murcury had a moustache in the Bohemian Rhapsody music video.
You can't remember if he does or doesn't, can you?
Before you check, really search your memory, and see if you can figure out for yourself whether he had one or not. I guarantee at least some of the people who do this will convince themselves one way, before checking and seeing that they were wrong.
It's not an "Alternate reality", it's just the transient nature of memory made manifest.
>>83682442
Who cares? Those books fucking suck.
>>83682543I've never seen the Bohemian Rhapsody music video.
if wanting to hug the bun is wrong, I dont want to be right
>>83682400
just buy a real one, buns are cheap and low maintenance,and cuddly. And even if you fail, you still get a free meal in the end.
>>83682400
I want to cum deep inside Judy. I want my seed to be leaking out of her for at least a week.
What does /co/ think about Culture Crash Comics?
>>83682210
>literally who defunct flipfag magazine
I trust him, /co/.
I think people expecting straight up IIF/Colourful Marvel Premiere stuff will be disappointed, though. Reading the Claremont/Bryne stuff from the storytimes has me really hoping some of those storylines/characterisation are included. Looks like with the Wards inclusion, Madame Gao and Colleen as the female lead it's a mixture.
>Showrunner is Scott Buck
I'm not trusting anything until I see it for myself. That fucker was the showrunner for the last four seasons of Dexter, he has zero trust earned.
>>83681680
>Scott Buck
he did Six Feet Under though
>>83681680
>never watched Dexter throughout its entire run
I know people hate him, though. (Weren't the showrunners mandated by the network to not kill off the main character, when they wanted to?)
Maybe he can redeem himself, with a fresh property.
What went right?
Stan.
Every fucking thing except the lack of dvd
The soundtrack, next-to all of it.
https://soundcloud.com/bradbreeck/gf-e221-weirdmageddon-3-pt-1-full-score
Would you read a New Mutants books by Brandon 'I piss on DC and Marvel' Graham?
>>83680520
Yeah.
>>83680520
Yeah.
>>83680520
Yeah.
Why haven't you met Constantine yet?
>>83680337
Because I'm not Alan Moore.,-;
Did they really ruin him at DC recently?
Are there anymore screenshots of her? I like her, cause she's sexy.
>>83679736
that episode?
>>83679736
Are we having a Cleveland show waifu cause I'm still waiting for family guy verison
>>83679736
Yes, we are.
Kevin Conroy posted this on his twitter on June 8th.
>Kevin Conroy
>Tara Strong
>Loren Lester
>Andrea Romano, so not a video game
>Dini, so not Killing Joke
What's going on here? Justice League Action bringing back the DCAU cast for the Bat-family?
>>83679021
>lube and tissues
>>83679066
it's hand sanitizer, you dirty motherfucker
>>83679021
injustice 2
Will Marvel have Kamala lose her virginity at a frat party where a drunken white male sucks a fart from ass? That would be so edgy and hot! She will says things like
>"this is so haram!!
> "Islam does not approve of this!"
It would be a nice way to show to respect to our troops I think.
what do you guys think?
>>83677797
I deflowered a pakistani girl.
Her losing her virginity would make me reminisce and get horny, so it wouldn't be so bad. She'd also be Haram and less of a pure waifu though, so IDK.
>>83677797
Kamala must marry Bruno
Hell yeh boi. Kamala will lose her virginity to me.
Thoughts on this cartoon?
>>83677048
I want to fuck the cute rabbit girl
>>83677048
I was of thinkings reboots of Worker and Parasite by American media would be good thing
Is not good thing. Is not good reboot
>>83677465
>girl
