The rules: 8 members, and each team must have at least one character that fills each of the following roles:
Leader (obvious)
Psi (psychic powers)
Muscle (brick/heavy)
Kid (the Kitty Pryde / Jubilee / junior recruit X-Men archetype)
Villain (semi-reformed, in the grand X-Men tradition)
That leaves a few spaces open for characters which don't fill a specific archetypal role. ALSO: I WILL allow characters to fill multiple roles. M, for example, is Psi + Muscle.
Each character must be primarily associated with X-Men family comics, or a mutant. Please use 616 versions of characters, UNLESS the alternate version is a prominent character within the 616 universe.I stole this idea/the rules from ComicsAlliance. While an often-shitty site, I thought it was fun.
>>80292344
meh. i'm ignoring your roles and just posting my favorites
iceman
archangel
nightcrawler
wolverine
colossus
that's all you need. if they cant handle it you're fucked m8
Guess I'll try to get the ball rolling.
Leader: Madrox. Because he seems to be pretty good at it, entirely by accident.
Psi: Nate Grey, semi depowered as in the late 2000s New Mutants run. Underappreciated, and I think there's some decent story potential for him.
Muscle + Villain: Juggernaut. That's Cain, not Colossusnaut.
Kid: Layla Miller, before she grew up. Kid-Layla and Madrox were fun.
Others:
Moonstar: Co-leader with Madrox; strategy falls to him, tactics to her.
Dr. Nemesis: Science guys are always useful, and he's fun.
Blink: Teleportation is nice, and she's cool.
Doop because Doop.
team mai waifu:
Moonstar
Psylocke
Frenzy
Bling!
Omega Sentinel
Danger
Mercury
Monet
What went wrong?
Everything.
I don't know what this is.
No animations.
>tfw everybody has forgotten about Elektra already
>>80291944
i really love this image
It's the Frank Show guest staring daredevil and freinds
>>80291944
>Mud Elektra
It's happening....
>>80291722
What?
Chloe a cute CUTE
Ohh.
>just watched the first episode of season 2
holy fuck, has there ever been a more based villain?
>>80291087
The Reverse Flash is definitely the GOAT live-action capeshit villain, yes.
>>80291087
>>80291130
>4 more weeks till cavanagh eobard returns
My body isn't ready
>>80291760
wait, what?
I thought they put wells reverse flash in the ground with the reverse flash returns episode
Apparently this was going to be the plot.
>Peter and Mary-Jane are living together. Peter is working as Dr. Connors' lab assistant while Mary-Jane is struggling with her acting career. Gwen, who has become Mary-Jane's friend and is dating John Jameson, recommends Mary-Jane to an over-the-top manager (reportedly Bruce Campbell), who gets her a gig in Los Angeles, but she's reluctant to go because of Peter.
>Peter is dedicating too much time to being Spider-Man in detriment of his private life, and Mary-Jane is unable to tell him something important because she keeps getting interrupted.
>J. Jonah Jameson decides to retire and sells the Daily Bugle to businessman Adrian Toomes, who is accompanied by Phineas Mason. Peter meets Toomes' adoptive daughter, Felicia Hardy, at Dr. Connors' class and they fall in love.
>Dr. Connors is developing a serum to restore his lost arm, using a sample of the symbiote Peter gave him in "Spider-Man 3".
>Toomes wants revenge on mobster Silvio Manfredi, and develops an advanced robotic suit known as "The Vulture", through which he plans to kill Manfredi and take over New York City's criminal underworld.
>The Vulture attacks a meeting between Manfredi and his lieutenants and chases him into the streets, when Spider-Man intervenes and they fight. Manfredi escapes.
>Toomes decides that, by publically killing Spider-Man, he'll validate himself as the new boss and arranges for the Vulture to attack the Daily Bugle offices and target him, to also eliminate himself as a suspect. Spider-Man intervenes, but escapes before being killed with evidence that the Vulture is a robot.
ohh noooo dr connor's claaaass
>Spider-Man lures the Vulture into a fight at an OsCorp electromagnetic power station, where Max Dillon is one of the employees, and manages to use the power core to destroy the Vulture. However, Toomes was operating the suit with his mind and the feedback causes him to suffer a fatal heart attack.
>Mary-Jane finds out Peter has fallen in love with Felicia and breaks up with him.
>Felicia finds out from Mason that Toomes was the Vulture and that Manfredi killed her biological father, who was Toomes' old partner-in-crime, leading to Toomes adopting her. She then retrofits the remains of the Vulture into a suit of armor and becomes the Vulturess.
>Felicia goes after both Spider-Man and Manfredi, and manages to defeat Spider-Man in a fight. Before she can kill him, however, Manfredi and his men target both with advanced weaponry, and Spider-Man and the Vulturess join forces and ultimately defeat Manfredi and his men.
>Spider-Man reveals his secret identity to Felicia and urges her to spare Manfredi, but she kills him and tells Peter that if they ever cross paths again, she'll kill him as well.
>Felicia leaves for Europe with Mason, along the way sketching a new cat-based uniform and equipment for Mason to build.
>Mary-Jane leaves for L.A. without telling Peter she's pregnant.
>Jameson realizes he hates retirement, especially after Toomes, prior to his death, publishes an article praising Spider-Man's heroism during his fight with the Vulture at the office, and returns to his old job.
>Peter realizes that his life as Peter Parker is in ruins, but Spider-Man is still needed, and continues defending the city, deciding to focus solely on being a hero. Peter Parker no more.
>In an after-credits scene, Connors injects the serum he has created on himself, and begins mutating into something unhuman. As he destroys his laboratory, the glass cage containing the symbiote sample is shattered, and the sample disappears into the darkness.
>>80290982
>>80291209
tl;dr >lizard is not in this movie either
![The-Simpsons-Season-15-Episode-9-31-5c8c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WDJaiSf.jpg "The-Simpsons-Season-15-Episode-9-31-5c8c[1]")
>that episode where Lisa pet cats keeps dying
I wish for once The Simpsons had an episode that didn't revert to the status quo again. I think having actual changes would have prevented the series from going downhill the past 15 years.
Fuck that episode.
>>80290094
Flanders gets together with Edna
How does /co/ feel about South Park?
>>80289885
Also the GIF does not relate to my feelings about South Park, South Park I my favorite cartoon
>>80289885
It varies. A lot of episodes are hilarious, clever, and the satire spot on, and other times it falls flat with outdated cultural references or unworthy or just wrong targets for satire and it can be too obvious the script was written in 2 days.
>>80289885
Past its prime.
>your favourite band is now doing the soundtrack to the last cartoon you watched
what happens ?for me it's flock of seagulls and pic related
>Hiving a shit about any band
Is this the fucking 90s? Kill yourself you loser
>>80288147
My chemical romance
>pic related
Ehhh idk.
>>80288360
>Hiving
fuck off you fucking bee
What does /co/ think of F is for family?
I personally enjoyed it. I liked how it was a continuous story strung out across the season
I'm still hoping for a season 2 since Franklost his job and left the reaction on a cliff hanger
I watched the episode where he took his son to work. Was pretty unfunny.
Worth a watch.
The nazi was the best part.
>>80287515
It's not hysterical but it's enjoyable to watch
You should watch them all in order though. When one episode ends the next one immediately take off from
So if zooms "Jay", and the real Jay is probably the man in the mask, why didn't Harry take one look at Jay and go UM, THAT AINT JAY.
>>80285659
Harry is working with Jay
Because they all look exactly the same.
>>80285681
Crisis on infinite Jays
The more I think about it, the more I wonder what went wrong here. I mean, a movie about Jonah Hex, directed and written by the guys who did Cranked 2? How the hell did this movie come out to be as bad as it was? What the hell were they thinking? I mean, on paper, this movie really should've been incredible.
>megan fox
No, it really didn't.
>>80283321
It may just be because of her turn as Furiosa, but I can't help but think that Charlize Theron would've been a perfect Tallulah Black.
Its because they tried to make a "superhero" western movie, rather than a western that just happened to be based on a comic book character.
>In 2003, The WB greenlit a TV show about the Flash produced by Todd Komarnicki and modeled after SMALLVILLE. In the show, Barry Allen is a high school student from Gotham City who develops the ability to travel through time after a laboratory accident and uses his newfound abilities to correct damages done to the timestream. Allen was envisioned as an average teenager in plainclothes, while "The Flash" refers to the process of moving forward or backwards in time.
Damn, we sure as fuck dodged that bullet
>>80282464
There he is. There he goes again.
Who's going to win the Academy Awards?
>>80281992
whats that non-american cartoon doing there?
filling a quota?
Before this thread delves into cancer, can we just take a moment to accept that even though Inside Out will win and the Academy doesn't care about animation, there's nothing we can do about it anyway? At least Inside Out is a decent movi.e., so it's not like Minions was nominated. Let's use today's thread as an excuse to talk about the movies that are nominated, and then when tomorrow comes around there will be threads bashing the winner.
Prologue and We Can't Live without Cosmos were so fucking hype. Latter is online in HD if you haven't seen it.
>>80282588
Just like the academy itself, no one on /co/ has seen any of the nominees other than the Disney ones. There simply aren't enough shallow waifus to grab their attention.
As someone with little prior knowledge of the character outside of a few pages posted here and knowing Reynolds has had a long standing boner for him, this was a pretty solid genre-fusion superhero deconstruction. What does this mean for superhero movies going forward? On an unrelated tangent, what capeshit would you want to see Tarantino or the Coen Bros helm?
>>80280667
>the Coen Bros
Howard the Duck.
Full stop.
Considering we know for an absolute fact that Tarantino gets everything wrong about super heroes, none.
>>80280667
> genre-fusion superhero deconstruction
My mind went to all those tumbler shits that try to place a label on every possible type of sexual orientation.
