>It is truly mark of plebeian television to derive a "happy" ending by portraying a girl that must neither put effort into anything nor ever learn to live with even the slightest inconvenience
- Aristotle, 425 BC
Was he right?
>>81071909
>girls put effort in or put up with inconvieniance in real life
>>81071909
What did he mean buy this?
So when is the MCU gonna tackle Demon in a Bottle?
>>81068879
They tried to in IM2, the dance party where he's drunk and fights WM was there version of Demon in a Bottle.
Never
There will probably never be another Iron Man movie again
>Obama's republic of Hitlerstan.
This show has some John K influence in it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8m0Rqsn0vU
>>81068377
What the shit
flashbacks
I have no idea what this was about but I remember catching it at some point
duuuude
What's this show's production history? Because I never even found out that the two-headed red alien existed until several, several years later.
>>81068377
MY FUCKING GOD, I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK OP.
I HAVE BEEN TRYING REMEMBER WHAT SHOW THIS IS SINCE I STOPPED AIRING.
Post the best version of a comic character
>The Mandarin
>Iron Man - Haunted
Should Lex Luthor be fat or muscular?
He shouldn't be whatever that was in BvS.
>>81065281
/tread
Muscular.
He should be peak human but still not as good as Supes.
Like Ozymandias next to Dr. Manhattan.
>has the finest third act of any Pixar film
>excellent message
>beautiful animation
Why is this Pixar's most underated film?
because no one actually whatched it and those who did probably skipped collegue and didnt understood the message.
shit is the best, my favorite pixar film ever... after rattatouile thats it.
>>81064063
>didnt understood
>>81063896
Because while the third act was really solid, the first two acts were really painfully cliched college movie shit
Don't get me wrong, it's still an entertaining movie throughout... but an amazing third of a movie doesn't make up for a mediocre two thirds of a movie.
How would you make a good Batman/Superman movie?
Hard mode: It has to follow Man of Steel.
Mostly copy the STAS crossover with decreased Harley and Joker circlejerking (I did not like how Mercy was made into a joke)
What do I win?
>>81062919
Have somebody who isn't Snyder on it
Guess SHIELD finally got him
>>81062175
Since he was part of Hydra, why didn't he just unfreeze the winter soldier and send him off to kill Tony?
That would've been great foreshadowing for Captain America: The Winter Soldier
>>81064472
Not sure if everyone in hydra has the same status or even intel on whats going on. I mean their whole deal is being a bunch of disparate splinter cells so they can never truly be killed.
>>81064715
>I mean their whole deal is being a bunch of disparate splinter cells so they can never truly be killed.
Yep, the name of the game is compartmentalization.
Everyone forgot that this guy is still alive.
>>81061654
We keep trying to forget but then assholes like you bring him back up over and over again.
Stop it already.
>>81061654
>bringing back maul from the dead
people will defend this
>>81061654
He's literally coming back next week.
New episode of Clarence tonight at 5
Sneaky Peeky
>The boys sneak into a movie theatre to see the new Robofrog trailer
I swear I have seen this before.
But Jeff has a computer with Internet.
Robo frog extreme >>> shit >>>> Robo Frog
what does /co/ think of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2?
It tastes good.
It was good.
Veganism moral at the end was stupid and I couldn't take it seriously though.
>>81061261
puntastic
Max Landis can seem kind of like a pretentious hipster tool whose constant droning about what makes a good story does not seem to jive with the consistent crummy movies he wrote the script of....but i'm wondering how people feel about his comic book (debut?)
Personally I find myself digging it which is really surprising. Each story is cool and some of the interpersonal moments feel a bit 'look at how modern i'm depicting clark kent'. But beyond that i've liked each issue.
It's not a debut. He did a story in Adventures of Superman too.
Not rally a fan of AA though. I like the idea but the execution just doesn't do anything for me.
>>81061136
>>81061345
That Adventures of Superman comic was fucking awful and the reason I haven't read American Alien. I get the feeling from how much praise AA gets that I'd probably like it more, but I'm just not interested after AoS.
http://comicbook.com/2016/03/24/ben-affleck-confirms-hes-working-on-something-with-geoff-johns-a/
Affleck is doing something with Geoff Johns, what is /co/'s opinion?
Geoff Johns is shit at Batman.
>>81060856
>muh Batgod
>>81060835
He's going to take matters into his own hands, boot Snyder personally, and direct JL himself
Can someone please explain Doomsday to me? He's a kryptonian genetically modified life form, right? If he evolves and adapts to whatever kills him, what is his weakness? Also, why are people saying that he is Zod in BvS? I thought Doomsday was his own character, not an evolution of another character. Someone please help me understand how Zod could be Doomsday.
>>81060249
the comics are different than movies.
>>81060336
I have to explain this to my family/friends every time a new film comes out.
>>81060249
Doomsday is Plot Device: The "Villain". Literally no character besides "we want to kill Superman so let's pull a monster out of our ass"
I'll tell you what my perfect man would be if I was gay.
He'd have smooth soft skin, long shiny hair, a narrow waist and wide hips forming the shape of an hourglass. Pouty lips, big doll eyes, a musical high pitched voice, large supple breast-like pectoral muscles... and huge balls, something that you can really grab on to.Do the writers browse 4chan? They literally described my dickgirl fetish.
>>81059437
Me and stan are on the same page.
I struggle trying to read this in Stan's voice.
He said that?
Terry is dead ;_;