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Oi fu/ck/ers, how did i do?
>>7537874
Cut it open and let's find out
You burnt the shrooms
Can we talk about home bars?
What booze do you recommend for a small home bar and which is worth saving money on and which is worth paying extra for?
Equipment that is essential?
favourite cocktail?
I like White Russians so Kahlua and vodka are an essential for me
Choose mixing quality boozes for all of the following - not premium, not hobo shelf:
Vodka, scotch, bourbon, rye, light and dark rum, cognac, brandy, tequila, pernod, fernet branca, jägermeister, cointreau, gin, sweet and dry vermouth, and a plethora of liqueurs for mixing, such as kahlua or creme de cafe for your white russian, pisang ambon, creme de menthe, and so on.
>>7537698
Essential spirits: Bourbon, Scotch, Gin, white and dark rums, vermouth, tequila, vodka, triple sec or Gran Marnier
Others: simple syrup, lemons, limes, oranges, bitters, grenadine, ice, maraschino cherries, milk/cream, tonic water, carbonated water, other mixers (cola, lemon-lime soda, etc.)
Equipment: shaker, strainer, spoon, jigger, knife for cutting garnishes, perhaps a juicer (though I just use a fork)
>>worth paying extra for
IMHO that comes down to personal preference
How do you butcher your chicken?
> remove wish bone
> remove wings
> remove dark quarters
> remove breasts
> remove tenders
Freeze or toss carcass
>roast it whole
>tear the meat off with my bare hands and save it for soup
>tear the rest of the carcass up with my bare hands and turn it into stock
Chicken is pretty much shit tier for eating, that's what real meat is for. But for soup it's good.
Cut out the backbone with shears.
Split the breastbone from behind.
Disassemble the rest at the joints.
Are there that many alternative ways to butcher a chicken?
For a curry I might crack the drumsticks in half and quarter the spine to throw in, but that's about as weird as it gets.
I'm trying to make avant garde food
Would it taste good if I garnished dried blueberries and raw almonds and added honey mustard to this
>>7537563
No.
>>7537563
Yes.
>>7537563
>raw almonds and added honey mustard
Yes
>dried blueberries
No
Subway is good enough, but something was always off-putting about it. I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT. EVERYTHING TASTES SLIGHTLY OF SOAP WHY DOES EVERYTHING TASTE OF SOAP
>>7537536
THANKS BRO COOL COMMENT DO YOU HAVE SUBWAY SOAP MOUTH TOO LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS BELOWS
I work at subway, and we regularly clean our processed food items with soap before we serve them so that no one gets infected. It's really hard to scrub that bread and not make it soggy.
I always figured the reason subway tasted slightly off was because all of their sliced meat is really turkey trimmings processed to hell and stamped into something resembling other creatures.
When your ingredient names directly contradict themselves, there is a problem.
"Turkey ham"
What's /ck/'s opinion on Boston Market?
I had them last night for the first time in a while. Basic turkey sandwich with some mac and cheese. It was good enough, I guess, but a bit pricey and also I felt a bit sad eating it for some reason.
>>7537454
Boston Market is "I'm on a business trip and my company is too cheap to cover my food expenses and I'm too cheap to pay out of pocket for something better" - tier.
>>7537454
Eh, I spend all my Thanksgivings alone so I'm glad they're there as an option at least. Except for those Thanksgivings when the "appropriate" food just makes me depressed and I feel like getting a pizza or something.
>>7537454
>Boston market
Too many Eastern European immigrants.
Smarties
Biscuits
>>7537422
Those are Shock Tarts
These are Smarties
>>7537466
do you all keep a food lg? Got this magnet and stuck it on the fridge, keeps us mixing up the types of meals we eat
*food log
>>7537267
wtf i would understand having one if you actually cooked your meals every day but you dont need a fucking log to tell you when to get a big mac or order pizza
this is what autism looks like
>>7537309
do you not wrote in your diary even if it was a generic normal day?
So /ck/ I've got here before me a 12 lb. jar of some (raw) honey. Now I eat REAL raw honey every single day without fail and have been doing so for years. I noticed something though...This fucking honey I got last week is disgusting, won't crystallize, is extremely thick, and when I go to lick the honey off the spoon my tongue slides right over the honey like glass.
So as you can imagine I'm pissed and want to out this honey producer publicly but before I do so I want to get /ck/'s honey pro opinion.
What would you do, have you ever bought fake honey before(on accident), fake honey stories, bee pollen, bee products, and raw honey stories and foods that pair well with honey thread.
> I get about 500 to 1000 calories from pure raw honey everyday by drinking it. I don't often find a food I won't put honey in. At least a table spoon in 90% of what I eat.
I'm a beekeeper.
Honey comes in an outrageous variety of tastes and consistencies. Specifically why do you think this honey is 'fake'?
>>7536979
Not OP. This urban farming thing is really taking off in my community and the city relaxed regulations on beekeeping. What makes it worthwhile for you? Do you keep bees as a hobby or as a part of your profession?
>>7536960
This hurts to read.
Honey has always been a part of my diet and the powers at be have to fuck with even that.
Anyone here experienced with "bum wine"? Stories? Recommendations? I'm a Night Train man myself but the bitches love that MD 20/20
Found a store that sticks MD 20/20. They only have shitty flavors it seems like banana and some other shit. How good is it?
I bought a couple of bottles of Mad Dog once, it was cheap and I'd never had it before. Some of the nastiest shit I've ever put in my mouth. Smirnoff vodka is pretty bad too.
>>7536773
>
It's the least offensive bum wine and the right kind of women will gladly drink it. It's actually a meme since it usually costs the most and has lower alcohol content, but like I said you can get women to drink it and its cheap so why not splurge.
>how good is it?
bad question. You need to ask how bad it is and the answer is that it isn't good but you can do far worse.
Is this the perfect meal? It's got meat, cheese, bread, and veg so that's like all the food groups. So, how exactly are burgers and fries not healthy?
>>7536586
fries are generally oily and are just carbs.
burgers aren't bad, but patties can also get really greasy, and meat quality varies.
>>7536586
>Is this the perfect meal?
No, but you already knew that. Why do people come here to shitpost? Are your home boards too busy for your posts to be noticed?
>>7536586
No where near enough veggies. Also if you are talking about fast food the ingredients used are pretty shit tier and with lots of chemicals..
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
Post some nightmare fuel food pictures.
>>7536568
>>7536747
Why would it matter if fly got on it before you cooked/ate it? It's not like they are going to chest burster you after it's cooked and eaten.
I would prefer no fly but I don't think that's a nightmare.
>Refuses to eat anything with Tomato or Yogurt
I wanna beat the shit out of this guy every time I dine with him
I have s friend who says he hasn't drank plain water in 2 years. Everything is sweetened or has another ingredient.
>go traveling
>doesn't eat any local cuisine or delicacies
truly a cuck of the highest order
>>7536511
i went on a date with a girl who says she doesn't eat meat, i wanted to leave on the spot
Congratulations To Maangchi for finally getting 1mil subs! If your knew to cooking, or want to add some korean food to your repertoire, then you definitely should check her channel out. It's like having your own Korean grandma. Also good channel if you have a fetish for chubby middle aged , Asian women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rHP0XnJE0g
>>7536487
Shilling a bunch of ching chongs makes a nice change from McDonalds.
>>7536492
Take that tinfoil hat off your head bruv
>>7536499
No it's hiding my growing bald spot. I like when Asian women go bald, kinda hot.
Rate my dinner /ck/
poor/10
>>7536284
Are you having crisps (alright, potato chips you fucking Amerifats) with a curry and rice? On the same fucking plate?
2/10
>>7536292
Yeah and it's fucking delicious.
