NZ 431
SL 23/1
Boult bowling fire
Preddy gud
comfy 29/2
Wish Kane scored a 100 2bh
100 keeper dismissals for Watling
Considering he was originally brought in as a batsman and only became a full time keeper when we ran out of them, pretty good
How many times a day do you lads listen to Lorde?
NUMBER OF RUNS KANE NEEDS TO AVERAGE 50 (second innings): 135
>Australia vs the worst West Indies side of all time
>Minnow vs Minnow
International cricket is at an all time low
>>64127597
I legitimately have never listened to her properly.
The only time I can remember is one time I forgot my headphones at the gym and they played Royals, which I had heard the chorus of before. Though it was pretty average to be completely honest
>>64127597
Mandatory twice a day
Need to face the west and listen in silence
Wasn't it like only a year ago that both Boult and Southee were bowling over 140? They seem to be barely hitting 130 here
>>64127645
>ywn experience southee taking 7 wickets against England in a world cup again
[flag shilling intensifies]
>it's an Ian Smith shills the shitty fucking flag episode
He literally said this exact same speech in the england tour
The flag is objectively shit
Yes, it is a bit of a waste of time changing it
But you know what is a bigger waste of time?
Spending all the money and time on the referendum and NOT changing it
Lunch time fap time, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O26qmkHYrZs
>tfw you're the only anon here that has made Dale Steyn look like a little bitch in public
I implore all of you to take him on seriously if he even steps out of line in public, watch his tough guy attitude crumble as you scream over him and walk toward him
what's for lunch lads
>>64127921
>tough guy attitude
dude literally looks straight out of /fa/, there's nothing tough about him
>>64127921
>fucking with white south africans
no thx m8, those cunts are all crazy
>>64127925
cuppa tea and a cheese toasty lad
>>64127943
He's a notorious shit talker on and off the field for no real reason. It's the accent that got me though.
>>64127975
>for no real reason
probably because he's quite good
Is this the Aus VS Windies thread lads?
What're some good cricketer auto/biographies, lads?
>>64128079
yeah m8
Got an email from Home Timber and Hardware today
>>64128101
the one and only
>>64128101
Find some copies of Max Walker's old books, they're funny as fuck
>>64128111
>YYY-EVERYTHING AUTO MUCH, MUCH MORE
Great pack of blokes
>>64128101
beyond a boundary by clr james
>>64128101
obviously this, nothing even comes close to how significant the 2015 ashes were on the long career of Joe Root and the england team, and how we need to know the untold stories of that series from so long ago
>Month old thread
>4 posts
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
nice """poomunity"""
hahahaha
dat magpie
>>64128283
Might have to get it with this one. Too iconic a series not to.
>>64128425
>>64128283
lmao are these real?
fucking pathetic
>actually gloats and does this shit about the superiority of his threads on a wing wong robot image board
Nice life you got faggot
>>64128328
>>64128453
100% legit, and they're like both going all over and doing signings for them
I mean like I understand writing books like that, but releasing them a month after the series ended? Literally pathetic
>>64128464
this desu
>>64128483
wait, so they "wrote" an entire book about ONE seires?
kek
KEK
K E K
>Warnie going off on lazy niggers
Why did they have to start this test on a Thursday, doubt it will get to Sunday at this rate
>>64128453
>>64128483
>>64128528
Don't forget the DVD to go with them.
>>64128528
Yeah, and not only that, Root's was announced LITERALLY a solid week after the oval test.
Like there are certain series that you do want to read a lot about - 2005 obviously, and 2013 in Australia, but generally you'd wait 10 or so years before releasing a book to see if it gained a legacy or not. This ashes, although enjoyable, was barely significant. It was far more significant from an Australian perspective because half their team retired
>Adam Voges will finish his test career with a batting average above 60
>>64128562
stick to the thread m8
>>64118384
>>64118384
>>64118384
stop rewarding daniels autism by posting in here. he is literally as bad as the thread counter
>>64128566
M8 it'll easily get to Sunday, I don't see SL collapsing to a follow-on, and McMeme won't declare in the third with a lead any less than 400
>>64128628
I was talking about the Aus Vs Windies you fucking nonce
>>64128669
>this test
>doesn't specify which
>is posting in the thread for NZ v SL
>is not posting in the thread for Aus v WI
You're literally fucking retarded.
>>64128690
kill yourself daniel
There are two games, neither of which is going to generate enough interest to sustain a thread on its own. Yet everyday YOU are creating a second thread so that we can have two /rug/-tier dead threads instead of one semi-active thread. This thread is literally YOU talking to yourself and a few aussies getting confused and posting in the wrong thread.
YOU are as autistic AND pathetic as the gorespammer
>>64128750
>PLEASE JOIN OUR THREAD BIG STRONG KIWIS OUR THREAD IS /RUG/-TIER AND DEAD WITHOUT YOU
No, we're staying here. You can fuck off back to your own thread though.
Do you think they'll declare when Marsh hits 200?
>>64128750
>There are two games, neither of which is going to generate enough interest to sustain a thread on its own
This thread was doing fine until the summer of cricket casuals showed up and couldn't read
Whats for lunch lads?
Thinking about getting some chips and some cheeky potato scallops
How come NZ are only good at home?
>>64128892
same reason everyone else is only good at home
>>64128918
That's not true. Every Summer Australia is winning on channel 9, regardless who we play
On my death bed lads.
>>64128892
>unbeaten away for two years until we met up with the biggest homebabbies out
>>64128962
>>unbeaten away for two years until we met up with a half decent opposition
ftfy
New Zealand's ""golden-age"" was LITERALLY bookmarked by being pummeled by South Africa and Australia.
kek
KEK
>>64128998
>Pakistan in the UAE
>England at home
how did you guys go against them?
OH WAIT
Last three digits will be Smarsh's score when he's out
How much do you get for the dole in NZ?
Thinking about moving there desu
>>64129033
well done
>>64129089
Do all anglo countries have the dole?
>>64129103
Well yeah, we not Africa
Where the fuck is the ACC?
Can't stand smithy and his flag bullshit desu lads
The windies' fielding is terrible
>>64129232
Dude's getting paid to shit at the cricket and take pics
>>64129232
>Kiwifats
>>64129033
>>64129278
>ausfailian reading comprehension
>>64129307
>obsessed
is Steve Smith really the best captain we have?
>>64129307
It's our thread now ya idiot
>>64129232
Not gonna lie being one of the cameramen would be such a comfy job. I remember spending a lot of last year's christchurch test just watching one of the camera guys just aim at random shit half the time. He was only on the actual TV like once every five minutes so could just point at anything
>>64129330
How many matches have we lost while he's been captain you seeething casual?
who /justgothomefromwork/ here?
>Not watching the Women's Hockey
LADS
A
D
S
>>64129377
Hard for people to chase your score down when you declare at tea day 5
>>64129405
Nah mate, /waitingtobetoldtogetstarted/ here
>>64129377
that has more to do with every other international team being dogshit
>>64129194
they sold out and became thugby normies
they'll be back for the meme cricket
why does /cric/ keep starting new threads before previous threads reach 500+posts?
>>64129529
>thread reaches 500
>hollyposter makes a new one straight away
>jannies wake up
>remove all of the rampant shitposting
>thread then returns to below 500
>"walkcunt on suicide watch" guy then tries to get his final post in
>thread isn't autosaging
>gets bumped to first page
Basically how it works
>>64129529
However, in the case of >>64094713 (a thread which is NOT autosaging like that retarded aussie said it was) it went like:
>SL game starts
>make a new thread for a different game, before 500
>retarded illiterally aussies don't understand how to read and come to that thread to discuss their game against the worst tendies
>leaving the other thread (for that game) not being used and still not at 500
>then walkcunt guy shows up
>>64129645
>>illiterally
>>64129785
literally illiterate
Interesting to look at A. Voges stats. makes a score of 50 or more in FC cricket every 3.3 inning out of 298 innings for ave of 51. He is making runs at a similar rate in test cricket to date only 11 tests with an ave of 60. S, Marsh makes a 50 every 4.2 times he bats in FC cricket over 202 innings for an ave of 38. In tests a 50 or more every 5th bat for ave of 35. Why has it taken selectors so long to see the value of a Voges over an inconsistent S. Marsh?
>>64130039
Nepotism
Love the off-mic background laughing when they make jokes tbqh
>>64130167
Does anyone else think they might be laughing at yourself, or is it just me?
>marsh fucking up a chance for the highest aus partnership ever
>MERSH
>>64130039
>>64130250
>>64130259
>>64118384
Learn to read fuckwits
is a 300 impressive even when its at home against the windies?
>>64130350
'no'
memecullum on silly mid off watch
>>64130298
The only people actively posting in this thread are Australians, you and a single BSA. You should be THANKING us for our presence
>>64130298
Literally furious
>>64130365
yes it is
>>64130545
I could literally score 400+ against them.
>that one aussie cunt that gives you shit for pandering to BSA's
that's like me giving you shit for watching handegg but I don't give a fuck
>>64130610
There's a big difference between explaining shit and pandering
If you ask a question I'll answer it, but there are cunts here who literally go into a frenzy and start writing paragraphs the fucking second they see an american flag, regardless of whether the american is a new poster or not.
Santner bowling well
Craig on suicide watch
Why do we even need a proper spinner anyway they're no use in NZ
>>64130999
Shows how good le glasses man was 2bh
I reckon if we can get Milne fit and less wayward then four pacers plus Santner is the go
Only use Milne sparingly, with Boult, Southee and Bracewell being the other three and taking most of the load
Bowl Kane a bit more too, he's unironically better than Craig
Tipping Sri Lanka to win by 2 wickets.
>>64131515
Based Reality Christ knows how to use multiple threads about different games, truly the greatest leader of our humble community
first match will end in a draw to be honest
>>64132333
>t. freshcunt casual
>>64132333
Clueless Brit here. I've bet on NZ to win the whole test. How many games are there?
mfw NZ lose
>>64132417
>betting on a sport you know nothing about
shigg
>>64132417
2nd day of the 1st Test in a 2 test series
Did you bet on them winning this test or the entire series?
>>64132618
"To win outright (test series)"
Anyone have the holly and ellyse photo that people use to compare the two?
>>64132040
It's only appropriate. There's no point in having a shitty general when there are two games going on. Americans and britbongs can shit up the board with their multiple game threads, with leagues that have "literally" 1000 games in a season so we might as well do the same for a sport where we only get about 40-50 matches.
Who /dilmah/ here?
>>64132417
>>64132751
Reasonably safe bet desu m8
Only two matches
>>64132905
Based Reality Christ
>>64132751
safe bet for NZ to win
ever safer for Australia
tipping a wicket this over.
>>64133631
Wrong thread
>ultra slow comfy cric thread
>>64134923
>comfy
helluva catch if he gets this
Both threads are shit, /cric/ is dead long live /arse/
poo peeland
post /cric/ approved ads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl5xnTqOQqQ
Will Australia get them all out before the end of todays play lads?
This NZ/Brownie ground is comfy af
WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH
COVERS ARE COMING ON
I am the greatest poster in /cric/ history.
>the last post ITT is an American claiming to be the best /cric/ poster ever
20 FUCKING MINUTES AGO
wtf lads
>>64138026
actually watching the game lad
Anyway one of you cunts catch me up. Only just home from work. NZ declared or all out? Best bowler today? Where the fuck is Sanga?
>>64138056
There's always time for a cheeky shitpost or insightful comment during a test m8.
>>64138117
we got bowled for 400 and something
been a slow game with SL on 196/4 after 80 overs
Not many at the oval either ay?
>maybe cricket is ded
>>64138298
probably the chilly wind
>meme20 will unironically have more active threads than two tests
I think Mark Richardson and Rusty are unironically my favourite commentary team.
New Zealand looks depressing.
>>64147867
>this flag
>this post
That's just Dunny-din tbf
>Go piss
>Comeback
>2 catches
ffs
>>64132417
Looking like a good bet rn tbqhwy
>sleeping bag at the Cricket
>>64148258
Comfy af
http://gu.com/p/4f28y
Meme20 on pooicide watch.
BROKEN FUCKEN ARM
ded poomunity desu
Only England can save /cric/
CATCH CATCH CATCH CATCH CATCH CATCH CATCH
Wagner looking dece today Tbh
Fuck Henry
Really glad Sri Lanka are fighting
they don't seem to be as kill as we though they were
>>64149549
They're literally kill tbhonest.
Is this the thread for Aus/cric/?
>>64149395
>>64149549
>daniel STILL talking to himself and trying to force his shit thread
kek
KEK
K E K
Nice, WatchESPN is showing the NZ test in ULTRA HD
CATCH
A
T
C
H
>collective embarassment that each Aussie feels when they wake up in the morning knowing that they have to live in a 140 degree, desert jail.
at least you guys are the """""""best"""""""" at cricket
>c-comfy nz/sp/ time!
Kys
>166 posts
>1 poster
wowee daniel time to pooicide
>>64151021
BSA BTFO Ausc.ucks
>>64151041
>>64151058
Rude.
>"""game thread"""
>it's just Daniel and a Pom
>>64151081
Hi Daniel
>>64149395
>>64149549
REAL THREAD
>>64152180
>>64152180
>>64152180
Alright lads?
>>64152353
Which match you watching m8?
>>64152382
I've got the Australia game on, but that'll be done soon so watching NZ later
N O T O U T
>>64152400
NZ game is better, and the thread is comfier
>>64151081
>being obsessed with daniel
pathetic
>>64152419
>>64152450
>people start posting again
>Daniel rears his ugly head again
kek
>>64152502
both dogshit
>>64152478
not Daniel. just got here. go fuck yourself. back to your thread.
>>64152515
>I AM NOT LE DANIEL :((((((((
>>64152502
btfo
>>64152515
We're all staying in this thread now m8, makes more sense
>>64152544
Turn trip on for filtering purposes please.
Cheers.
>implying i will ever die
K e K
>>64152478
>kiwi posts
Ausshit kek KEK post literally 5 seconds later.
Fucking pathetic.
>>64152608
that's gonna be caught, silly mid off, right hand
Sup lads just got back from work, I see the number of people saying "daniel is the only one watching this game", while I haven't been watching the game is pretty high.
Is there a more entertaining Cricketing nation than England?
>>64152674
Hi Daniel.
Wait did Mathews open the bowling?
wow
Suppose he's picking up his slack after that shitty innings
>this thread is still alive
>>64152656
>yuo are saemfag
never gets tired, does it
what are we drinking boys
>>64152719
This is the thread we're using m8
>>64152736
Samuel Adams
>>64152719
Yeah man, this sucks, let's pretend we're australians.
STAND AND DELIVER
>dat square drive
BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY
Lads say i wanted to play cricket competitively, and i mean as in esports, what channels or members of the ICC do i need to go through to get my cricketing esports license?
>>64152736
>>64152756
All cricket games are shit desu man
>>64152753
Tone down with the poory there Daniel
>>64152736
crate of Lion Brown
off to a party soon
>>64152807
HAHA DUDE I CAN'T WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO GET OUT SO I CAN GREENTEXT HIS NAME 200 TIMES AND PRETEND I'M FUNNY
>>64152736
I know exactly who is behind this post
Interesting to see you in /cric/ m8 but at least the not awful nz poster count has gone up
>two days
>200 posts
>half of them are people making fun of (You)
>>64152867
i've been in /cric/ since the 2013 ashes m8
usually not too active though
>>64152736
who /bourbon/ here?
Anyone wanna come over and watch cricket in the sun?
>>64152877
It's funniest because I literally just showed up. I watched a bit during lunch but didn't post at all
kek, nice "pisscussion" you have going on here
>>64153029
Hern Bae?
>>64153029
I will lad, what's in the fridge?
>>64153056
Avondalay
>>64153029
sorry, I have no interest in watching two minnows slogging it out for the honour of being ranked 6th in the world
>very special guest
literally who
Remember when the Dilmah Tea Party had dank as meme guests?
>>64153061
Ales, half a bottle of shit chardy, coke, half a lettuce. Scotch on the shelf.
>>64153029
BASED setup m8
>>64153029
>Tfw stuck in a shitty dark flat with a shit tv
>/nrl/ discussion in MY /cric/ commentary
Didn't realise Arnold was a fucking filthy bogan
Will NZ vs SL save /cric/ from that other shit test that is on?
>>64153092
You weren't really invited tbH
>>64153150
>not living with your parents
LAD
A
D
>>64153064
Wait, Ben?
>>64153171
You spammed the fuck out of the other thread
>>64153064
>living in the wops
Have you killed yourself yet?
>>64153109
>>64153150
You'd be very welcome.
Beautiful sunny day.
Tuis singing.
Here's the rear view.
>>64153304
Hot and sunny at Christmas time sounds weird as fuck
>>64153164
/cric/ doesn't really need saving
This match is pretty good though, I'm sorry Sri Lanka that I got really angry when you were announced again
I feel bad for the channel 9 summer casuals who can't fathom watching anything but garbage
>>64153187
Nope sorry.
Pretty sure we wouldn't know each other.
>>64153304
Beautiful, as much as i give poo peelanders shit, NZ seems really comfy
>>64153334
Daniel why are you so obsessed with Australia?
>>64153029
ye lad be right there pham
>>64153323
I usually go to the beach after Christmas lunch.
>not playing beach cricket on Xmas
rip in pieces reddit peak
>>64153357
GF just left. Bring females.
>>64153304
looks comfy desu
so New Zealand is objectively better than Australia right?
>looks comfy as fuck
>can actually live in most of it
>no Abos
>less autists
>>64153351
Vice versa t b h m8
Would you lads play cricket with me in the backyard?
Getting sunburnt desu lads.
>>64153404
fuck lad i don't have any of those
>>64153432
If you think kiwis are less autistic, you've clearly never met a kiwi
>>64153512
Pitch looks a bit lumpy m8.
But yeah.
>>64153347
>yfw I own this house
Well. The bank does technically.
h-how about m-my view, /cric/?
>>64153641
Primo
>>64153641
>having a job
REEEEEEEEE
>>64153641
Clean your desk you slob.
And turn a light on it's bad for your eyes.
>>64153432
>>64153347
>Walking down street
>Some Mongrel Mob cunt comes up to you
>"AY CHOICE AY GIZ A LOOK AT UR SHOES AY CUZ ARF ARF"
>Before you can do anything some other Maori cunt throws a brick at your head and screams out MUH MANA
>You die slowly on the footpath as some ZHANGS take pics
>""""""""""comfy""""""""""
>>64153233
Did I mate?
OK then.
>>64153641
Can't see.
>>64153641
>At school on a saturday
>>64153701
I literally don't think I've ever actually spoken to a maori in my life desu
>>64153701
Just because your natives are mentally retarded doesn't mean ours are too.
