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NZ 431
SL 23/1
Boult bowling fire
Preddy gud
comfy 29/2
Wish Kane scored a 100 2bh
100 keeper dismissals for Watling
Considering he was originally brought in as a batsman and only became a full time keeper when we ran out of them, pretty good
How many times a day do you lads listen to Lorde?
NUMBER OF RUNS KANE NEEDS TO AVERAGE 50 (second innings): 135
>Australia vs the worst West Indies side of all time
>Minnow vs Minnow
International cricket is at an all time low
>>64127597
I legitimately have never listened to her properly.
The only time I can remember is one time I forgot my headphones at the gym and they played Royals, which I had heard the chorus of before. Though it was pretty average to be completely honest
>>64127597
Mandatory twice a day
Need to face the west and listen in silence
Wasn't it like only a year ago that both Boult and Southee were bowling over 140? They seem to be barely hitting 130 here
>>64127645
>ywn experience southee taking 7 wickets against England in a world cup again
[flag shilling intensifies]
>it's an Ian Smith shills the shitty fucking flag episode
He literally said this exact same speech in the england tour
The flag is objectively shit
Yes, it is a bit of a waste of time changing it
But you know what is a bigger waste of time?
Spending all the money and time on the referendum and NOT changing it
Lunch time fap time, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O26qmkHYrZs
>tfw you're the only anon here that has made Dale Steyn look like a little bitch in public
I implore all of you to take him on seriously if he even steps out of line in public, watch his tough guy attitude crumble as you scream over him and walk toward him
what's for lunch lads
>>64127921
>tough guy attitude
dude literally looks straight out of /fa/, there's nothing tough about him
>>64127921
>fucking with white south africans
no thx m8, those cunts are all crazy
>>64127925
cuppa tea and a cheese toasty lad
>>64127943
He's a notorious shit talker on and off the field for no real reason. It's the accent that got me though.
>>64127975
>for no real reason
probably because he's quite good
Is this the Aus VS Windies thread lads?
What're some good cricketer auto/biographies, lads?
>>64128079
yeah m8
Got an email from Home Timber and Hardware today
>>64128101
the one and only
>>64128101
Find some copies of Max Walker's old books, they're funny as fuck
>>64128111
>YYY-EVERYTHING AUTO MUCH, MUCH MORE
Great pack of blokes
>>64128101
beyond a boundary by clr james
>>64128101
obviously this, nothing even comes close to how significant the 2015 ashes were on the long career of Joe Root and the england team, and how we need to know the untold stories of that series from so long ago
>Month old thread
>4 posts
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
nice """poomunity"""
hahahaha
dat magpie
>>64128283
Might have to get it with this one. Too iconic a series not to.
>>64128425
>>64128283
lmao are these real?
fucking pathetic
>actually gloats and does this shit about the superiority of his threads on a wing wong robot image board
Nice life you got faggot
>>64128328
>>64128453
100% legit, and they're like both going all over and doing signings for them
I mean like I understand writing books like that, but releasing them a month after the series ended? Literally pathetic
>>64128464
this desu
>>64128483
wait, so they "wrote" an entire book about ONE seires?
kek
KEK
K E K
>Warnie going off on lazy niggers
Why did they have to start this test on a Thursday, doubt it will get to Sunday at this rate
>>64128453
>>64128483
>>64128528
Don't forget the DVD to go with them.
>>64128528
Yeah, and not only that, Root's was announced LITERALLY a solid week after the oval test.
Like there are certain series that you do want to read a lot about - 2005 obviously, and 2013 in Australia, but generally you'd wait 10 or so years before releasing a book to see if it gained a legacy or not. This ashes, although enjoyable, was barely significant. It was far more significant from an Australian perspective because half their team retired
>Adam Voges will finish his test career with a batting average above 60
>>64128562
stick to the thread m8
>>64118384
>>64118384
>>64118384
stop rewarding daniels autism by posting in here. he is literally as bad as the thread counter
>>64128566
M8 it'll easily get to Sunday, I don't see SL collapsing to a follow-on, and McMeme won't declare in the third with a lead any less than 400
>>64128628
I was talking about the Aus Vs Windies you fucking nonce
>>64128669
>this test
>doesn't specify which
>is posting in the thread for NZ v SL
>is not posting in the thread for Aus v WI
You're literally fucking retarded.
>>64128690
kill yourself daniel
There are two games, neither of which is going to generate enough interest to sustain a thread on its own. Yet everyday YOU are creating a second thread so that we can have two /rug/-tier dead threads instead of one semi-active thread. This thread is literally YOU talking to yourself and a few aussies getting confused and posting in the wrong thread.
YOU are as autistic AND pathetic as the gorespammer
>>64128750
>PLEASE JOIN OUR THREAD BIG STRONG KIWIS OUR THREAD IS /RUG/-TIER AND DEAD WITHOUT YOU
No, we're staying here. You can fuck off back to your own thread though.
Do you think they'll declare when Marsh hits 200?
>>64128750
>There are two games, neither of which is going to generate enough interest to sustain a thread on its own
This thread was doing fine until the summer of cricket casuals showed up and couldn't read
Whats for lunch lads?
Thinking about getting some chips and some cheeky potato scallops
How come NZ are only good at home?
>>64128892
same reason everyone else is only good at home
>>64128918
That's not true. Every Summer Australia is winning on channel 9, regardless who we play
On my death bed lads.
>>64128892
>unbeaten away for two years until we met up with the biggest homebabbies out
>>64128962
>>unbeaten away for two years until we met up with a half decent opposition
ftfy
New Zealand's ""golden-age"" was LITERALLY bookmarked by being pummeled by South Africa and Australia.
kek
KEK
>>64128998
>Pakistan in the UAE
>England at home
how did you guys go against them?
OH WAIT
Last three digits will be Smarsh's score when he's out
How much do you get for the dole in NZ?
Thinking about moving there desu
>>64129033
well done
>>64129089
Do all anglo countries have the dole?
>>64129103
Well yeah, we not Africa
Where the fuck is the ACC?
Can't stand smithy and his flag bullshit desu lads
The windies' fielding is terrible
>>64129232
Dude's getting paid to shit at the cricket and take pics
>>64129232
>Kiwifats
>>64129033
>>64129278
>ausfailian reading comprehension
>>64129307
>obsessed
is Steve Smith really the best captain we have?
>>64129307
It's our thread now ya idiot
>>64129232
Not gonna lie being one of the cameramen would be such a comfy job. I remember spending a lot of last year's christchurch test just watching one of the camera guys just aim at random shit half the time. He was only on the actual TV like once every five minutes so could just point at anything
>>64129330
How many matches have we lost while he's been captain you seeething casual?
who /justgothomefromwork/ here?
>Not watching the Women's Hockey
LADS
A
D
S
>>64129377
Hard for people to chase your score down when you declare at tea day 5
>>64129405
Nah mate, /waitingtobetoldtogetstarted/ here
>>64129377
that has more to do with every other international team being dogshit
>>64129194
they sold out and became thugby normies
they'll be back for the meme cricket
why does /cric/ keep starting new threads before previous threads reach 500+posts?
>>64129529
>thread reaches 500
>hollyposter makes a new one straight away
>jannies wake up
>remove all of the rampant shitposting
>thread then returns to below 500
>"walkcunt on suicide watch" guy then tries to get his final post in
>thread isn't autosaging
>gets bumped to first page
Basically how it works
>>64129529
However, in the case of >>64094713 (a thread which is NOT autosaging like that retarded aussie said it was) it went like:
>SL game starts
>make a new thread for a different game, before 500
>retarded illiterally aussies don't understand how to read and come to that thread to discuss their game against the worst tendies
>leaving the other thread (for that game) not being used and still not at 500
>then walkcunt guy shows up
>>64129645
>>illiterally
>>64129785
literally illiterate
Interesting to look at A. Voges stats. makes a score of 50 or more in FC cricket every 3.3 inning out of 298 innings for ave of 51. He is making runs at a similar rate in test cricket to date only 11 tests with an ave of 60. S, Marsh makes a 50 every 4.2 times he bats in FC cricket over 202 innings for an ave of 38. In tests a 50 or more every 5th bat for ave of 35. Why has it taken selectors so long to see the value of a Voges over an inconsistent S. Marsh?
>>64130039
Nepotism
Love the off-mic background laughing when they make jokes tbqh
>>64130167
Does anyone else think they might be laughing at yourself, or is it just me?
>marsh fucking up a chance for the highest aus partnership ever
>MERSH
>>64130039
>>64130250
>>64130259
>>64118384
Learn to read fuckwits
is a 300 impressive even when its at home against the windies?
>>64130350
'no'
memecullum on silly mid off watch
>>64130298
The only people actively posting in this thread are Australians, you and a single BSA. You should be THANKING us for our presence
>>64130298
Literally furious
>>64130365
yes it is
>>64130545
I could literally score 400+ against them.
>that one aussie cunt that gives you shit for pandering to BSA's
that's like me giving you shit for watching handegg but I don't give a fuck
>>64130610
There's a big difference between explaining shit and pandering
If you ask a question I'll answer it, but there are cunts here who literally go into a frenzy and start writing paragraphs the fucking second they see an american flag, regardless of whether the american is a new poster or not.
Santner bowling well
Craig on suicide watch
Why do we even need a proper spinner anyway they're no use in NZ
>>64130999
Shows how good le glasses man was 2bh
I reckon if we can get Milne fit and less wayward then four pacers plus Santner is the go
Only use Milne sparingly, with Boult, Southee and Bracewell being the other three and taking most of the load
Bowl Kane a bit more too, he's unironically better than Craig
Tipping Sri Lanka to win by 2 wickets.
>>64131515
Based Reality Christ knows how to use multiple threads about different games, truly the greatest leader of our humble community
first match will end in a draw to be honest
>>64132333
>t. freshcunt casual
>>64132333
Clueless Brit here. I've bet on NZ to win the whole test. How many games are there?
mfw NZ lose
>>64132417
>betting on a sport you know nothing about
shigg
>>64132417
2nd day of the 1st Test in a 2 test series
Did you bet on them winning this test or the entire series?
>>64132618
"To win outright (test series)"
Anyone have the holly and ellyse photo that people use to compare the two?
>>64132040
It's only appropriate. There's no point in having a shitty general when there are two games going on. Americans and britbongs can shit up the board with their multiple game threads, with leagues that have "literally" 1000 games in a season so we might as well do the same for a sport where we only get about 40-50 matches.
Who /dilmah/ here?
>>64132417
>>64132751
Reasonably safe bet desu m8
Only two matches
>>64132905
Based Reality Christ
>>64132751
safe bet for NZ to win
ever safer for Australia
tipping a wicket this over.
>>64133631
Wrong thread
>ultra slow comfy cric thread
>>64134923
>comfy
helluva catch if he gets this
Both threads are shit, /cric/ is dead long live /arse/
poo peeland
post /cric/ approved ads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl5xnTqOQqQ
Will Australia get them all out before the end of todays play lads?
This NZ/Brownie ground is comfy af
WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH WHAT A CATCH
COVERS ARE COMING ON
I am the greatest poster in /cric/ history.
>the last post ITT is an American claiming to be the best /cric/ poster ever
20 FUCKING MINUTES AGO
wtf lads
>>64138026
actually watching the game lad
Anyway one of you cunts catch me up. Only just home from work. NZ declared or all out? Best bowler today? Where the fuck is Sanga?
>>64138056
There's always time for a cheeky shitpost or insightful comment during a test m8.
>>64138117
we got bowled for 400 and something
been a slow game with SL on 196/4 after 80 overs
Not many at the oval either ay?
>maybe cricket is ded
>>64138298
probably the chilly wind
>meme20 will unironically have more active threads than two tests
I think Mark Richardson and Rusty are unironically my favourite commentary team.
New Zealand looks depressing.
>>64147867
>this flag
>this post
That's just Dunny-din tbf
>Go piss
>Comeback
>2 catches
ffs
>>64132417
Looking like a good bet rn tbqhwy
>sleeping bag at the Cricket
>>64148258
Comfy af
http://gu.com/p/4f28y
Meme20 on pooicide watch.
BROKEN FUCKEN ARM
ded poomunity desu
Only England can save /cric/
CATCH CATCH CATCH CATCH CATCH CATCH CATCH
Wagner looking dece today Tbh
Fuck Henry
Really glad Sri Lanka are fighting
they don't seem to be as kill as we though they were
>>64149549
They're literally kill tbhonest.
Is this the thread for Aus/cric/?
>>64149395
>>64149549
>daniel STILL talking to himself and trying to force his shit thread
kek
KEK
K E K
Nice, WatchESPN is showing the NZ test in ULTRA HD
CATCH
A
T
C
H
>collective embarassment that each Aussie feels when they wake up in the morning knowing that they have to live in a 140 degree, desert jail.
at least you guys are the """""""best"""""""" at cricket
>c-comfy nz/sp/ time!
Kys
>166 posts
>1 poster
wowee daniel time to pooicide
>>64151021
BSA BTFO Ausc.ucks
>>64151041
>>64151058
Rude.
>"""game thread"""
>it's just Daniel and a Pom
>>64151081
Hi Daniel
REAL THREAD
>>64152180
>>64152180
>>64152180
Alright lads?
>>64152353
Which match you watching m8?
>>64152382
I've got the Australia game on, but that'll be done soon so watching NZ later
N O T O U T
>>64152400
NZ game is better, and the thread is comfier
>>64151081
>being obsessed with daniel
pathetic
>>64152419
>>64152450
>people start posting again
>Daniel rears his ugly head again
kek
>>64152502
both dogshit
>>64152478
not Daniel. just got here. go fuck yourself. back to your thread.
>>64152515
>I AM NOT LE DANIEL :((((((((
>>64152502
btfo
>>64152515
We're all staying in this thread now m8, makes more sense
>>64152544
Turn trip on for filtering purposes please.
Cheers.
>implying i will ever die
K e K
>>64152478
>kiwi posts
Ausshit kek KEK post literally 5 seconds later.
Fucking pathetic.
>>64152608
that's gonna be caught, silly mid off, right hand
Sup lads just got back from work, I see the number of people saying "daniel is the only one watching this game", while I haven't been watching the game is pretty high.
Is there a more entertaining Cricketing nation than England?
>>64152674
Hi Daniel.
Wait did Mathews open the bowling?
wow
Suppose he's picking up his slack after that shitty innings
>this thread is still alive
>>64152656
>yuo are saemfag
never gets tired, does it
what are we drinking boys
>>64152719
This is the thread we're using m8
>>64152736
Samuel Adams
>>64152719
Yeah man, this sucks, let's pretend we're australians.
STAND AND DELIVER
>dat square drive
BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY BASED GUPPY
Lads say i wanted to play cricket competitively, and i mean as in esports, what channels or members of the ICC do i need to go through to get my cricketing esports license?
>>64152736
>>64152756
All cricket games are shit desu man
>>64152753
Tone down with the poory there Daniel
>>64152736
crate of Lion Brown
off to a party soon
>>64152807
HAHA DUDE I CAN'T WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO GET OUT SO I CAN GREENTEXT HIS NAME 200 TIMES AND PRETEND I'M FUNNY
>>64152736
I know exactly who is behind this post
Interesting to see you in /cric/ m8 but at least the not awful nz poster count has gone up
>two days
>200 posts
>half of them are people making fun of (You)
>>64152867
i've been in /cric/ since the 2013 ashes m8
usually not too active though
>>64152736
who /bourbon/ here?
Anyone wanna come over and watch cricket in the sun?
>>64152877
It's funniest because I literally just showed up. I watched a bit during lunch but didn't post at all
kek, nice "pisscussion" you have going on here
>>64153029
Hern Bae?
>>64153029
I will lad, what's in the fridge?
>>64153056
Avondalay
>>64153029
sorry, I have no interest in watching two minnows slogging it out for the honour of being ranked 6th in the world
>very special guest
literally who
Remember when the Dilmah Tea Party had dank as meme guests?
>>64153061
Ales, half a bottle of shit chardy, coke, half a lettuce. Scotch on the shelf.
>>64153029
BASED setup m8
>>64153029
>Tfw stuck in a shitty dark flat with a shit tv
>/nrl/ discussion in MY /cric/ commentary
Didn't realise Arnold was a fucking filthy bogan
Will NZ vs SL save /cric/ from that other shit test that is on?
>>64153092
You weren't really invited tbH
>>64153150
>not living with your parents
LAD
A
D
>>64153064
Wait, Ben?
>>64153171
You spammed the fuck out of the other thread
>>64153064
>living in the wops
Have you killed yourself yet?
>>64153109
>>64153150
You'd be very welcome.
Beautiful sunny day.
Tuis singing.
Here's the rear view.
>>64153304
Hot and sunny at Christmas time sounds weird as fuck
>>64153164
/cric/ doesn't really need saving
This match is pretty good though, I'm sorry Sri Lanka that I got really angry when you were announced again
I feel bad for the channel 9 summer casuals who can't fathom watching anything but garbage
>>64153187
Nope sorry.
Pretty sure we wouldn't know each other.
>>64153304
Beautiful, as much as i give poo peelanders shit, NZ seems really comfy
>>64153334
Daniel why are you so obsessed with Australia?
>>64153029
ye lad be right there pham
>>64153323
I usually go to the beach after Christmas lunch.
>not playing beach cricket on Xmas
rip in pieces reddit peak
>>64153357
GF just left. Bring females.
>>64153304
looks comfy desu
so New Zealand is objectively better than Australia right?
>looks comfy as fuck
>can actually live in most of it
>no Abos
>less autists
>>64153351
Vice versa t b h m8
Would you lads play cricket with me in the backyard?
Getting sunburnt desu lads.
>>64153404
fuck lad i don't have any of those
>>64153432
If you think kiwis are less autistic, you've clearly never met a kiwi
>>64153512
Pitch looks a bit lumpy m8.
But yeah.
>>64153347
>yfw I own this house
Well. The bank does technically.
h-how about m-my view, /cric/?
>>64153641
Primo
>>64153641
>having a job
REEEEEEEEE
>>64153641
Clean your desk you slob.
And turn a light on it's bad for your eyes.
>>64153432
>>64153347
>Walking down street
>Some Mongrel Mob cunt comes up to you
>"AY CHOICE AY GIZ A LOOK AT UR SHOES AY CUZ ARF ARF"
>Before you can do anything some other Maori cunt throws a brick at your head and screams out MUH MANA
>You die slowly on the footpath as some ZHANGS take pics
>""""""""""comfy""""""""""
>>64153233
Did I mate?
OK then.
>>64153641
Can't see.
>>64153641
>At school on a saturday
>>64153701
I literally don't think I've ever actually spoken to a maori in my life desu
>>64153701
Just because your natives are mentally retarded doesn't mean ours are too.
>>64153701
You sound jealous as fuck senpai, New Zealand seems much cooler and safer than Aushit land
>>64153701
Havent seen a maori or abbo in my life, i have some pacific islander genetics so i think id be olay tho
Who is the WalkBro of ns/sp/?
>>64153727
>>64153729
By responding, you encourage it.
>>64153716
Actual view tho here pham
>>64153727
Come meet me bro.
Bring durries.
>>64153749
WalkBro
>>64153758
Dorm or apartment?
Looks pleasant.
>>64153758
I know exactly where this is lol
>>64153749
Walkbru
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>64153432
When you're glassed on the nog in a South Auckland pub that's a Maori
>>64153790
BOOM
"The West Indies were a mistake" - William Stapleton
>>64153809
It would be depressing if you didn't know where it was desu, it's like literally the centre of activity in the city
>>64153804
Work lmao, I finished like an hour ago
I just chill here because it's comfy and no one cares, plus fast internet
>>64153727
>>64153729
>>64153740
>>64153748
Thanks for the (You)'s, I wasn't expecting that many t︂b︂︂h.
I actually was born in Parmy hospital so it's just banter you SEETHING casuals [^:
NZL is just sort of dull if you aren't into nature and being comfy. You had a dank D&B scene for a while there though.
>>64153748
You'd get 2 hakas at the airport then. A Maori one and a coconut one.
>>64153854
Wynyard Quarter or something?
Don't go to the city anymore.
>>64153866
By D&B I mean DnB obvs t︂b︂︂h.
>>64153866
That sounds nice, the american rust belt is so fucking ugly and cramped, i just want to live in qt middle earth
>>64153879
How's the """""chin music""""" going lads?
>>64153866
>D&B
who's the fucking casual
>Sky Sports unironically airing a League of Legends championship
Jesus Christ
>>64153866
>Parmy hospital
nigga u born in a hospital of cheese lmao
>>64153866
>D&B
>dank
Are you like 32 or just retarded
>>64153917
Near enough, this is Viaduct harbour side
>>64153866
Congrats on shitloads more (You)s m8
>>64153866
>"Parmy"
>"dank"
>drum and bass
this is an excellent meme post, friend.
Who's coming over for the final session?
time to hit the Maori swimming pool lads
>the other match will end up winning by an innings
>the ausfailian summer keket casuals will want to have their 24/7 /cric/ general to talk about garbage in
>they'll use this thread
Was good while it lasted friends.
>They call a Boost bar a """""Moro"""""
>>64154104
>2 posts an hour until the Bug Strong Foreigners appear and post off topic shit
Sure sounds good
>>64154104
>almost no Australian teenie shitposters
One of those rare times when /cric/ is relatively comfy.
>>64154176
>ausissy
>complaining about off topic posts
Double dose of irony
>>64154176
This thread has literally twice as many posters as the other """thread"""
>mention ausshits
>their feral little heads pop up
Every fucking time.
>>64154272
>p-please no bully
>>64154226
>American reading comprehension
I heard some schools in the US make students have see-through school bags.
I don't even.
Alright lads, quick survey.
Anything decent planned for Xmas holidays?
>whanganui river journey here
Been waiting months.
Reminder I defended Martin McGoldrick's inclusion in the team while you summer of cricket casuals begged for his blood
>>64154321
Yeah lad its a country of 300+ million and every american is somewhat crazy what do you expect
>>64154326
Going to Nelson to see the family. Got a Christmas dinner with some m8s this Tuesday too tho
DAILY REMINDER THAT POO PEALAND IS ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>64154326
Same as every other holiday in Britain, go out, drink and take advantage of 6/10 slags
>>64154326
Family goes to the deep south and we do a tramp. Can't remember what it is this year but apparently it's one near the Routeburn.
>>64154403
Nelson is great. Only been there once.
>>64154422
Keplar?
>tfw you will never go to the comfy cricket oval in Dùn Edin with you're gf and cuddle under a blanket from the chilly wind while she asks you questions about position names and you sip on hot cocoa
why even fucking live bros
>>64154326
I don't get xmas holidays ;_;
ITT: Poo Peelanders on pooicide watch
>>64154464
Nah did that last year. We did the 2nd and 3rd days on one day it was absolute hell. 1200m up and 26k in a single day.
>>64154487
Then I'd have to be in Dunedin.
pee poo pee poo >we made more than 182
>>64154554
Yikes. I'm doing that in 2017 lol.
>>64154561
>not liking dunedin outside of uni time
wow talk about a shit opinion
poo peeland poofters on poorious an pooicidal watch
>>64154677
I've lived there. It's shit.
>>64154641
It's not that bad if you do it normally. Also I think we did it backwards. It's what happens when you book last minute and there are no bunks. We wanted to do Milford but it sold out in like January
>>64154716
Milford is shit hot. Did it last year. Pretty easy going too.
The Poo Peeland poofters are literally seething over the 2-0 loss against the Australians
>the state of this sad cunt
>>64154763
>shit hot
>the decrepit hovel that is the pee Pooland vernacular
>>64154763
Yeah apparently it's pretty easy, hence why it's the most popular
We were thinking about going to Stewart Island and doing one of the real rugged tracks but we didn't have enough time to get down there and back
>puh-please respond to my insults
AusGODS on elite watch
>>64154912
I think Rakiura is one of the hardest Great Walks. It'll be last.
>>64154897
>>64154940
reminder that indirect (You)s are enough to quell his craving
>>64155012
Can't help it. Aren't there in (You)s in their containment thread?
>>64154940
I LITERALLY am not expecting anything from you nerds in response since you are too scared to invoke the wrath of the ausgods
>no bat in it
>there are two very obvious noises
bravo rusty
>containment thread is a veritable ghost town without his precious BSKs
>>64155135
They're actually bitching about NZ in there. Pathetic
>Poo Peelanders ACTUALLY think they have a good cricket team
kek
Keep fighting for 6th place in the rankings against Sri Lanka year after year
>>64155156
I'll never know.
>mfw I have (you)s in both threads
W A L L O P
>>64155193
>disowned
my dick
>stream 3 minutes behind tho
>>64155178
This is LITERALLY their best team EVER
Boult and Southee were LITERALLY labelled as the greatest bowling pair New Zealand had ever produced and were smashed around by a kuckold and his muslim friend
Kane is LITERALLY the best batsman to ever play in New Zealand and got skittles for low scores
>>64155314
Skygo is really fucking up for me today Tbh fAm
The Poo Peelander is literally poorious and on pooicide watch over the elite AusGODS taking over his thread
Based Rigor calling the BSA meme panderers the fuck out
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
Is Mark Richardson, dare I say it, the greatest commentator currently active?
>got you filtered tβh
>>64155448
Strauss or Bumble
Literally poorious.
Poo Peelanders on literal pooicide watch due to the recent failed tour of Australia
will ©ucktill score a sentry?
>>64155448
I like Rusty.
Him and Richardson are a good combo.
>any non-Australian is good really
>>64155577
I unironically think that Ian Smith is the worst of the team for this game
He's just become really annoying. He's better at rugby now.
The Indian commentators are shit as well
GOATistic Elitespouter rused the poopeelians into apoplectic rage that they are desperate to get revenge against all New Zealanders
>>64155577
>being so pooriously pooturbed that you have to sneak a completely unrelated insult in
kek, stay jealous
No commentator from PP will EVER come close to Benaud, and the Grandstand team are all better than your precious commentators
anyone watching the Celtics/Warriors game?
pretty enthralling finish, about to enter second OT period
This thread is so embarrassing.
Literally that ONE pathetic poo peeland poofter who always samefags.
He is LITERALLY using a brit proxy as well today.
Absolutely pathetic.
>>64155662
Yeah smiddy is garbo
>still better than Warne
>>64155710
No ESPN is showing the Lakers/Spurs game here.
Who the FUCK would want to watch the Lakers in their current form
>>64155730
Hi Elitespouter on a poopeelian proxy.
Is this another one of your ebin ruses? Pretty based if you ask me.
>>64155448
Now if his crowd goes wild mate (whatshisname) were into cricket, they'd be GOAT
>>64155730
Why the fuck would I be him
>>64155740
yeah they're showing the same game here, they've barely televised a Warriors game all season which is annoying
>>64155740
Cheers SkyTV you fucks
"Trippy McCheat is a filthy cheat, let's copy him" - Mark Richardson
Will Williamson be vindicated and get his 300 against Shit Lanka?
I have it on good authority that I'm the best poster in /cric/ history
>>64155899
Elitespouter firing up on another proxy. Based
What is your endgame bro?
>>64155899
>one of many shitposters
Corrected.
>>64155887
You are making it up though
>Month old thread
>37 posts
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
K E K
KEK
kek
nice """poomunity"""
>>64155899
Your dubs dont lie lad, im gunning for don bradmans esports fame 2bh
Reminder I defended Sartin McGoldkek's inclusion in the team while you summer of cricket casuals begged for his blood
>>64155985
>you
>>64155951
>replying to him
>not filtering Australia
kek yo self cobber
>that delivery
>that wicket
What the fucking fuck
woooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
>>64155951
>n-no
>poo peeland proxy poofter is STILL replying to his own posts to make this literally dead thread seem active
>mfw
What the fuck desu
HAHA TIME FOR BANE
>>64155985
Reminder I invented and pioneered that meme
Reminder Pee Pooland have never created their own elite memes and instead repurpose old, abandoned au/sp/ memes
>this poopeelian got rused so badly by GOATistic Elitespouter that his tiny fob brain overheated and now he thinks all kiwis are the same person
>first wicket falls
>get sad
BUT THEN I REALISE WHAT TIME IT IS
KANE
A
N
E
>>64156104
You are LITERALLY autistic
>that groundsman's shiteating grin
NUMBER OF RUNS KANE NEEDS TO AVERAGE 50 (this innings): 135
\o/
>>64156191
Easy.
I'm American and I can prove it
The official order of ingredients a McDouble is assembled in:
Ketchup and mustard, dehydrated onion, 2 (two) pickles, a patty, 1 (one) slice of cheese, and another patty.
>>64156194
Settle, petal.
meme20 will literally be dead in 5 years time, prove me wrong
It just doesn't have a lasting impact, everyone's getting bored with it.
Making a chicken cranberry and brie pizza tonight lads
>>64156311
Delusional dan is here
>>64156335
2002 called, they want their gourmet pizza recipe back lel
>>64156414
Normally I just get a lust deluxe with bearnaise from hell Tbh
the Warriors beat the Celtics and are now 24-0
>>64156519
Just having a razz m8 have whatever you like on ur pizza as long as its not banana.
GODstralia have already won
Poo Peeland are struggling against Sri Lanka
If the AusGODS were playing Sri Lanka, the match would already be over
KEK, nice "team" you have here
>>64156563
nobody cares about that sport
Soon white cricket playing """""""nations"""""" will be cleansed and IPL will be CRICKET
KANE
A
N
E
>>64156519
I always wanna get their special memelords pizzas but always pussy out and get the usual
>wild marinated duck with apricots
>pulled wild pork with manuka honey
Etc
>>64156592
Peanut butter and banana pizza is good m8
Kane eats one before every innings
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
tired of getting bullied by the big strong AusGODS?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
>>64156684
The current one is Goat meat with chocolate sauce and corn chips
>ausfailia wins
wew here they come
>the poo peelander has LITERALLY filtered the ausGODS to avoid getting bullied the fuck out
Has one "nation" ever been this PTFO?
I just matched with Ivana on tinder lads, what do I do now?
>>64156753
Bullshit really?
>>64156802
Make up another bullshit story to post on the lawn bowls faction of a chinese neo-nazi discussion website
>>64156802
"Hello M'lady"
...B
K A N E
...S
...E
...D
>>64156802
Send her "I'll be the one in the kitchen" pasta
RUNS KANE NEEDS TO AVERAGE 50 (this innings): 124
>>64156869
I don't filter anybody and I'm English
>>64156802
Hi Ivan's! few things to start off with :)
Yes I replied to you because you're a female redditor, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
I'm Brian.
Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen :D
This is Statsautist. Add it to faces of /cric/
>>64156970
>too scared to even reply to me
kek
>99% of this cunts posts disappear simply because i filtered the word "poo"
amazing, I don't even need any other filters
Latham out for 57
cap this post
Fucking wish Ian Smith would shut the fuck up Tbh lads
>>64157257
I've turned them off tb h needed to get some listening done
>muh flag
LADS
LADS
A
D
S
>man, I really like this part when I raise my bat for a bit, time to get out and have a nap!
>>64157369
fucking shocking performance sorry senpai I grabbed the wrong pic
>>64157392
We all knew who you were talking about m8
>>64156980
Shit thought you were avin a larf.
Might get hell for dinner actually, but not that fucking abortion.
>australians actually give a shit about their meme20 comp
I seriously don't get this
How has a glorious white nation descended to india-tier
I watched like 15 minutes of our meme20 """"final"""" while waiting for my pizza last night and it literally made me physically ill to watch
What'd Guppy go for?
>>64157540
a poo
>>64157502
we do it for the memes
>>64157540
a literal meme
literally
if there is such a thing as a 'meme ball', that was it
>>64157555
Small kek and chekd
god this high school spectacular is fucking cringe but I can't stop watching
any of you lads ever cut your own hair?
>>64157594
my mum buzzes my hair every two months
fuck hairdressers f a m
>>64157594
Yep. Since I was a teenager.
>>64157594
Nah I pay $65 for mine to get cut
>>64157502
Just a bit of fun lad
Unlike India, it's kept separate from test fixtures
Reminder that if Kane doesn't get out he only needs 85 to average 50
>all blacks flag number one pick
FTFY fuck john key I'm voting no change
>>64157555
so he's giving birth then?
>>64157640
>he gets a perm
>>64157607
you don't need your mum to do it buzzing is easy
>>64157670
Yes, to a baby Aussie /cric/ poster.
>>64157640
haha me too do you get the free coffee and banter with it as well
they literally have a fucking notebook and write down shit I chat about to bring up again next time like no joke
>>64157661
what did you want? meme peak?
How hard do you reckon Laura's gonna suck Guppy's dick after this match lads?
>>64157607
Can your mum do me too?
would you say having a career average of 50 or above is like having a career batting average of .300 in boreball?
>>64157697
>>64157731
Nah it's just a good place and the guy knows exactly what to do. And yeah there is free coffee and stuff not the notebook thing what the fuck is that all about.
>>64157738
the correct name is meme triangles thanks
>>64157784
Servilles?
anything happen so far? just found out this was on the intertubes
>>64157759
He'll get a soft and sweet sympathy blowie for getting out for 4 runs under 50
>>64157828
Not much, just the greatest batsman in the world being flawless.
>>64157784
>3/12/15 talked about griget, hell pizza, memes and someone called "Daniel"
>I didn't understand any of it
>I have no idea what to talk about next month
Who /tbhonest/ here?
>>64157851
but steve smith isn't playing in this match
>>64157851
Warner stopped playing a few hours back
>>64157841
Nah remember m8 she's been in dorkland this whole time she's got to give him the test century special
>>64157855
pleb desu
I don't think they're supposed to tell you about the notebook but there's no fucking way the dude remembered all those off handed comments I said a year and a half ago
>>64157884
>Nah remember m8 she's been in dorkland this whole time she's got to give him the test century special
In which case I'd expect her to bend over for cheeky bum time Tbh
>>64157866
Hai sou Tbh
Just doing some research lads.
http://strawpoll.me/6242549
http://strawpoll.me/6242549
http://strawpoll.me/6242549
>>64158037
>tfw 30
>the way kane super dramatically steps out to the spinner to defend just in case it has a meme bounce again
he's literally autistic desu
>>64158065
>tfw older than you
that dude looked comfy as fuck sleeping one off
>>64158123
dem old feels.
>>64158137
wise as fuck tbH
>>64158154
>>64158137
>>64158123
>>64158065
oi grandpa get off the internet lmao
>>64158199
>Bullying old people
m8 pls
>>64158199
My grandson told me 4chin was "based as fuck"
This caltex economy thing is such a fucking awful meme
>>64158210
sorry i don't want to trigger any traumatic ww2 memories you got there lmoa
I wonder if it will be considered an embarrassment for CA to have scheduled the Losedies to play this tour.
>>64158226
>letting him talk like that to his elders
shoulda cracked him, you were in the war, you know?
>>64158241
They literally defended it by calling it "an exhibition, not a contest"
Not even fucking joking.
Based RiGOAT on elite watch
>>64158238
he's 30, not 90.
Alright, lads, building a hell pizza, you can all choose one topping each.
>>64158037
>being in your 30s
literally kys
28 here
>effectively 300/1
>only wicket was a meme bounce
>the absolute state of Shit Lanka
>>64158383
anchovies and chorizo imo
+artichokes if they have em
What the fuck is this T20 field Mathews
Do you have no faith in your bowlers?
>>64158386
Fuck you tbhonest la.
>>64158383
anchovies for sure m8
improves any pizza regardless of what else you put on it
>>64158383
pineapple
>>64158241
It's actually a good move from CA since it helps with the development of their younger players. The scheduling is the problem though, they should have played it earlier in the year and then have a longer series against Pee Pooland with the Boxing Day game against them, except NZ wanted to play at home for that game.
The Windies are fucking shit right now, but half of their players are in their early twenties while their captain literally just finished his 11th test match. You've got to keep their future development in mind when scheduling tests, hence the fixture
>inb4 panda ring
Would have said the same shit to any flag since I'm just fucking bored right now
>>64158411
>choose one each
>>64158421
fugg
>>64158383
>le get le dirty rotten
>>64158351
Literally the same thing m9
>>64158456
It's okay m8 it's nice to see a white stars post that is actual content and not just poo
>>64158476
i'm not meming you with anchovies m8
the other fella is right as well, anchovies and artichoke are literally the 2 best pizza toppings
>>64158476
we dont play by your communist pizza rules in America pinko, make sure you get extra red sauce
>>64158499
i used to get anchovies and artichokes mixed up so much when i was a kid
Even though they're like totally different
>>64158511
>pineapple
>a vege
>>64158499
no artichoke from Hell
>>64158511
>not gf
is there an option for 'gf'
is udara jayasundera related to sanath jayasuriya?
>>64158411
choritzo it is then
>>64158544
she's at work that's why I'm getting pizza fuick yeah nigga
>yfw not enough /cric/ posters to get 8 toppings
>>64158572
Just good friends la
>>64158574
it's shaping up nicely lad
choritzo, pineapple, anchovies, need 5 more
>artichokes unavailable
>>64158600
pepperoni pal
I guess I can choose one, mushies
>>64158636
Cranberry
You're going to love this Eric
>>64158664
jalapenos desu
>>64158636
good choice
>>64158671
fuck you, but thank god cranberry costs $2.50, can't do it.
>>64158705
>choritzo and japapenos
gonna shit blood tmrw
>>64158761
Get the cranberries
>tfw crashing this pizza
>>64158783
You pay 2.50 and I'll do it. I'm not giving hell pizza more than 16.50.
>500 posts
w-we did it, nz/cric/!
Now let's ACTUALLY get this bad boy to 1000
>unironically choosing the thugby flag
Wew lads
Should have just gone for the meme triangles if you were so fixed on changing
>>64158810
pizzaposts, need 2 more toppings, fkn hungry
>people actually eat cranberry pizza
>>64158829
Extra cheese
>>64158844
No one likes it, that's the joke yank
>>64158827
Everyone with sense voted meme triangles
it's fucking normies that voted for the leaf
fuggit tomato is the last choice
cheers lads
>>64158870
Genuinely liked the triangles, and it was the only one to look like a flag
>>64158900
8/10 would eat
show us a pic when it gets delivered
>>64158908
>tfw you voted meme triangles but a fucking fern flag inevitably made it anyway
>>64158955
you'll have to keep nz/cric/ alive for 20min
Someone make yourself useful and get a new thread going for tmrw.
>>64159013
fuck off make it tommorrow
this'll last another 2 hours before 404'ing
want to get into American football to partake in the shitposting
it's like rugby, right?
new thread
>>64159210
>>64159210
>>64159210
>>64159173
Nah mate it's literally chess. You wouldn't understand.
>>64159514
how is it like chess?
>>64159646
Pawns.
walkcunt on suicide watch
GOATistic Elitespouter on basedicide watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
