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>falling for the electronic sightscreen meme
lfwrlabm
>>64118384
BASED FACEBOOK BASED BASED BASED
>Cowman will never play another game
He was a good lad
I literally guarantee you Steve Smith won't be the captain by the next ashes
he is terrible
6th for
Khawaja
Warner
Smith
Voges
S Marsh
Watson
Nevill
Starc
Pattinson
Hazlewood
Lyon
Nth for Steve Smith the GOAT
>>64118375
You should do it m8
>>64118440
Who will be captain?
LADS
A
D
S
>>64118461
not Steve Smith
>>64118461
Voges, then Nevill once he retires.
>>64118440
what are they gonna say?
It's gonna be really awkward and demoralizing. Should've never happened. He simply isn't a leader.
>>64118468
Why wouldn't the GOAT batsman and intellectual grandmaster not be captain?
BASED WHITE TEENS BEING BASED NIGGERS IN AUSTRALIA
SAY IT WITH ME
BASED BASED BASED
>>64118501
Fuck off you scrawny nerd.
>>64118482
They'll send him off for a day of pampering.
>>64118511
BASED POMMY CUNT BASED BASED BASED LAD
>memeing on my captain
'no'
is McGrath considered the greatest fast bowler ever?
>>64118540
>>64118544
TWO BASED BSA POSTS IN A ROW
SAY IT WITH ME NOW
BASED BASED BASED
>>64118544
Where's that Kiwi panderer at?
>Americans don't ask stupid and easily-google'd questions in /cric/ for attention. You're just making that up.
I miss pinkball
>>64118569
BASED PINKBALL
>>64118567
He just did it wrong
>Will McGrath be considered the greatest fast bowler ever?
>>64118544
No, he is considered the fastest great bowler ever
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64118592
Glenn McGrath is retired m8
>>64118625
STRONG
&BOLD
>>64118440
Well Smith will then be the only undefeated captain to get the boot from the job.
>>64118635
>took almost 15 minutes to research this to make sure he didn't make himself look like an idiot
>>64118641
No, I had just assumed this had never happened before. Thanks for confirming it though.
>>64118653
sad
>>64118653
*rolls eyes profusely*
>>64118635
Wellington Smith is the director of basketball operation at Utility sports group m8
https://twitter.com/gwells35
>>64118653
Is this a side effect of PTSD from the earthquakes?
>>64118635
>>64118671
Haven't been here in a while, but is this the same RC from a couple years ago?
How many of you seething casuals will pretend you believed ion him all along?
>>64118744
I'm personally going to take a screenshot of the comments after Fox Sports Facebook page creates a "CONGRADULATION MARSHAROO" post about the century.
Very interested to see how they act.
>>64118744
I did believe in him all along 2bh, all those posts shitting on him were just banter
>>64118744
I believed from day 1, when no one supported him with me.
I have shitposted for years that he is elite.
Shaun Marsh is Best Marsh
>>64118653
>BAWWW I HAVE NO FRIENDS NO ONE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH ME APART FROM MY 4/10 FOOTFACE PLATONIC SLAG
Gee I wonder why
>>64118728
Unfortunately
>>64118787
kill yourself
>>64118744
It's fucking casual to have an obsessive hatred of him
>>64118787
>all those posts shitting on him were just banter
Is that what you have to tell yourself to feel better about your shitty, uninformed and incorrect opinions?
Marsh wont make 100
>>64118814
"""good""" """""banter"""""
>>64118814
>YOU
>YOU
>YOU
>YOU
BEST MARSH
BEST MARSH
BEST MARSH
BEST MARSH
BEST MARSH
>>64118814
haha jokes on you!
>>64118744
Voges? Yes, I've been shilling for his inclusion for the last decade
Seriously though, Marsh has a serious mental problem and a more intense team will get him out in a matter of seconds until he gets more confidence. I guess this shitty summer fixture is good from that perspective at least, since it'll help him settle in like with Voges after the Ashes.
BEST MARSH
FUCK THE HATERS
YOU CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES EXEPT FOR THE ONE OTHER RATIONAL ANON WHO BELIEVED
My stream is behind. Please wait 20 seconds before celebrating as to not spoil the game for me.
Ty
>Letting worst Marsh make a century
>The dilapidated atoll of the Worst Indies
>>64118831
This is fb.com/foxsportsaus: the post
Nothing in that 2nd paragraph is news or insightful to ANYONE in this thread (or at least anyone except the summer of cricket casuals). It's like saying the sky is blue.
>scoring a century against the windies
>impressive
pick uno
Why are some test players signed up to play BBL when they clearly won't be?
m3m3
It begins.
>Australia A
>>64118861
>All the 'its only the windies XD' posts
ugh
>>64118861
>It's only WI
Then why Smoth fuck his shit up
kek fag
based WA winning games as usual
It continues.
>>64118867
Prove them wrong
Smoth and Burns got out to the only two decent balls bowled all game, everything else has been trash
>>64118873
Dumb facebookposters
So why did the match fixing committee allow Australia to bat first? Game is boring.
>>64118873
It continues. pt 2
>>64118894
>>64118873
D I Z Z Y
I
Z
Z
Y
>>64118905
>>64118873
>>64118861
>all this ultimate damage control to save their ego the embarrassment of being completely and utterly wrong
>>64118909
A real physical specimen
>>64118905
lel, you capped my post.
One person capped here knows what he is talking about.
Guess who.
>>64118942
LIAM
I
A
M
>>64118942
FoxSports fb is truly the worst of the worst
>>64118909
the face of /cric/
>>64118942
>>64118905
>>64118873
>>64118861
>I cud hit a sentry against da windies XDXD :DDDDDD XDXD
kill me
>>64118929
>Based Jake letting his dumbcunt mates know about the glory of Marsh
On ya Goodsycuntm8
I think I found the official ambassador for Channel 9's seething summer of cricket club
>>64118953
he's completely right though
the same people who were praising Burns and Khawaja for scoring tons against 125km/h Boult and the rest of PP on roads, are now laughing at Marsh doing the same.
Ultimate hypocrites trying to protect their ego after previously badmouthing SMarsh.
And of course no FoxSports FB post is complete without this original piece of comedy
>>64118991
I can't read anymore of them. It genuinely makes me seethe.
Shaun Marsh is definitely the new Watson, now.
>>64118991
>profile picture is of him giving a dindu approval to have sex with his mum
pottery
>>64118991
He could score 300+ here and they would STILL post the same >LE WINDIES XDDDDDDDDDD garbage.
Remember, these are the same people who made >LE BASED CLARKEY XDXDDDDDDD comments when he scored his triple against an objectively worse Indian bowling attack in Sydney.
hey guys
got a new meme
>worst indies
GOOD GOD
>worst indies
lel this negro keeping
>>64119027
>>64119036
i no rite? even I cud score a century against them!!!! :DDDDDD
>West Indies
>they aren't from western India
>These utterly demoralised windies
>It's literally only day one of the first test
Gonna be a long tour.
>The dilapidated state of Jamaican bobsled teams
I'm liking this "Now watch me whip Now watch me maymay" meme lads
>>64119052
I don't think they are completely demoralized just yet.
It just looks worse because of the generally laid-back attitude West Indies players have on the field.
>>64119049
That's why they aren't called West India faggot
>>64118970
Yeah this is the one thing that really triggers me. The Reality is if any of them out there were facing this attack they would "literally" shit their pants.
It's like when MWNN said he could get a game in the NEAFL, that really pissed me off.
>>64119063
Indies isn't short for India?
le fuck?
Could me or any random cab driver I call up play for the Windies?
do cricket players get THC tested?
>>64119067
>tfw I wholeheartedly agree with RC on something
Feels weird tbqh
A couple of them are surpassing 140km/h. As anyone who has played cricket will know, unless you're elite and at grade-level or above (which none of those commentors are), facing anything over 120km/h is genuinely shocking and can be frightening. Just go to a game of cricket, or watch them bowl in the nets and you'll see just how fast 120-130km/h actually is.
It's pretty disgusting how much they are willing to downplay a test century to shield their ego.
>>64119072
are all cab drivers in america indian like they are here? if so then yes
i could unironically score a century against the windies attack lads
>>64119098
If that were the case you would "literally" be in the NZ test side.
>>64119067
>>64119080
Piers Morgan tried to claim the same shit and we all know how that ended
>>64119098
>>>/facebook/
This is just embarrassing now
Cricket Australia also made a congratulating post. I checked to see if the comments on it were any less casual.
>tfw cricket looks easy to play but it's probably not and I would suck at it
>>64119098
Hi daniel
I could unironically step on the pitch armed with baseball knowledge and hit 100 runs off this windies pitcher
>Aus vs Windies Boxing Day test
Will anyone turn up?
>>64119109
Did you catch this gem?
>>64119077
Yes
Who was the Saffa player who got busted years ago?
Is Jason Holder related to Mark Holden?
>>64119127
>Batty
>>64119109
>>64118991
>>64118942
>>64118905
>>64118873
>>64118861
Notice how none of them are making informed comments about the possibility of Marsh staying in the side long-term because of this innings, or the fact that they can't wait for Khawaja to replace him when he returns from injury?
They are completely uninformed casuals who know nothing about cricket behind the scenes aside from what the scoreboard on channel 9 is showing at any given time, so instead they attempt to make "witty" and "clever" comments about how they could score centuries against the Windies (and parrot each other in the process) to get maximum likes.
Normie genocide when?
>>64119133
TOUCHDOWN
>>64119124
I will, but only because it's tradition for me and the old man to go.
>>64119119
You would "literally" be caught off a first ball duck for playing a sweep shot.
>>64119147
Is that like a bunt? I'd hit it out of the park every time, bro. Barry Bonds.
>Calling Dougie Walters "Kevin"
Nice b8 m8
>>64119153
Thanks for confirming how shit you would be.
This is match fixing
Cap this post if you wish
>>64119168
It's just the West Indies...........
>>64119168
He's joking you autistic fuck
so let Marsh and Voges get to 200 then declare?
>>64119168
>doubting BSAs
Indonesians confirmed for knowing jack shit
>>64119190
Yeah, probably.
550 is around the mark youd declare
Did Holder take the new ball?
>>64119202
Against a normal team, yeah
Smoth could easily go for 600 and force a follow on to wrap it up by lunch on day 3
>>64119209
Follow on's are almost always avoided now, you cant risk forcing your bowlers to take 20 wickets in a row. Fast bowling is too tazing
>>64119037
Ramdin is Indian
East Indian to be precise
>>64119185
And I was clearly replying out of irony. Not that you would know that being the idiot that you are.
>>64119208
nah lad
>>64119229
You literally have had the same serious prose all the way through. If I made up stories about being a failure of a father I would off myself 2-bee-aych
Do you think I will be able to pull off pretending to have graduated at my grad job while I finish off the subject I failed this semester next year?
Pretty risky lads
the windies have literally given up
blackwood on as the nightwatchman bowler
Why do some players like Chanderpaul,Narine and Ramdin look Indian?
>>64119246
>West India
It's in the name, breh
>>64119246
>American education
>>64119243
If they're a throughly good company they will require an academic transcript
Where were you when Great American Rusemaster took down the """mighty""" RC?
>>64119246
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guyana
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>64119253
But I already got the job and they've seen my transcript.
I can't see them asking for it again
>wasn't paying attention for a bit
what the FUCK are they talking about
>>64119246
They are Indian, the countries are have black half curry
>>64119243
No
Tell them that you failed a unit and are going to do it while working for them and see if they still want you. Honesty is the best policy
>Another riveting passage for the channel nine commentary archives
>This commentary
>>64119240
>failure of a father
My daughter is going to have the best opportunities in life you could imagine. She is going to travel the world, succeed in whatever she becomes passionate about, and will inherit millions of US dollars when I do decide to off myself.
>>64119234
):
I really thought when I woke up it'd at least be 200-something for 6
Fucking hell I'm going back to sleep.
>>64119255
Are Indonesians related to West Indians?
>>64119270
Woah calm down bro, I was just being ironic
>>64119246
Lots of Indians came to Trinidad and Guyana to work as indentured labourers, when really it was a ruse and they were slaves too, much like the niggers. Only they were treated like human beings and not like niggers
Who boiled spuds here
>>64119270
lmao you won't have a daughter because your gf aborted her
GIB
BIG BASH
NOW
>>64119291
Im so keen bruhz
Anyone in perth watching this sperg cunt making the giant a pizza?
Good watch
>>64119306
greentext
>>64119297
where's the farmers union?
>>64119315
is this the guy from 96fm
>>64119273
I don't know where both countries are.
>>64119332
Yeah I think so
>>64119334
what the fuck is this meme of cunts putting salt on everything
I'm Aussie in America atm
How the fuck can I watch the game over here?
>>64119290
I've already had a kid you fucking idiot. I'm sure what happened to me is very amusing to you. >LE RC'S BITCH BAILED ON HIM AND KILLED HIS KID xD xD xDDD
But the Reality is I'm doing just fine and will keep shitting all over you in this life.
>tfw you hit your funny bone but it doesn't make you laugh
>>64119349
Go to bed Aidan
>>64119351
>being an absent father
>the kid will turn out good
kek
Is Darren Lehmann related to his son, Jake Lehmann?
>>64119351
calm down bro i was only posting ironically
>>64119342
Pizza Desert is the pinnacle of meme food
>>64119351
There's gotta be more to life~
Than chasing down every temporary high~
>>64119366
Well it's a little bit difficult considering if I go back to Australia I will be arrested.
But in a few years when she starts to walk and talk she will come over here and I will take her all around North America for a year.
>>64119342
The salt being some kind of health boogeyman literally has no solid evidence. If you're blood pressure is fine there is nothing wrong going over the RDI
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>64119390
what for?
That presumably means if you go to ANY country that has an extradition treaty with Australia you will be fucked
infact according to this Indo does. Why haven't you been shipped back?
>>64119410
i can't wait to see rc get out of this one
>>64119406
I just realized that poofters has poo in it, just like their dicks have poo on them.
LMAO@POO FTERS
>>64119410
Tax evasion, and I'm not important enough for anyone to care about pandering to the AFP for.
Execute all muslims.
>>64119444
The lie grows in scope and complexity.
>>64119455
>still thinking it's a lie
Reality Check - "I'm not important"
We did it, bros
>>64119484
>you
>doing anything
kek no
It was all WalkGod's doing.
>>64119494
>boring business analyst wife that makes you fuck her in the ass because she can't orgasm from vaginal stimulation anymore
Brehs
>>64119496
Taking credit for BSAs literally rusing him off the face of indochina until his confidence broke
>>64119381
oath
>>64119395
i wasn't talking about it being healthy or not, i was talking about people putting it in desserts and chocolate were it tastes like literal shit
How long until /cric/ goes the way of /rug/ and threads are only made every 4 years for world cups
>>64119521
wow
fucking wow
post this "opinion" on /ck/, I dare you
Is there anything more annoying than the sounds the Indians make when they think someone is out?
>>64119549
The music they play between action
>>64119537
>>>/ck/7155138
(You)s requested
>>64119507
>>64119549
>>64119560
>P-PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME, SEXY POPULAR AND CHARMING GOATISTIC ELITESPOUTER
Calm down fatties
>>64119592
I'm actually Australian you fuck.
>b-but how can an Australian have a Yankie-doodle flag
International travel you dip.
@64119592
>tfw 2 (You) haul
Nice desu
>>64119601
>taking the time to type out a @ and my post number
Thanks for the double (You)
>>64119587
currently banned for janny baiting sorry.
Can't wait for Boxing Day :3
@64119604
All I did was delete the (You) makers, family >>
Learn the game
>>64119604
Fuckoff back to Footrot Wal.
Feed the dog.
>>64119623
just got another fat american double (You)
thanks cunt
Is Trevor Bowlt over rated?
>>64119624
>ywn convince Wal that Cheeky Hobson is a dumb slut who is going to kek him at any moment.
>>64119606
Jannies are fucks, they banned me for a month for danielposting and denied all my appeals
>>64119632
>ywn sneak into jess's cage while she is ovulating
Why live?
Fucking Kane
NEVER trust a Peewi
Reality Check, you here m8?
what is the best pet to have in your experience?
>>64119026
Honestly Bangladeshi fans are fucking autistic cunts. I went to the Nepal vs World XI game in KL a few months ago and they're even worse in person.
FUCK
>Storc ded
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/950633.html?CMP=chrome
>>64119641
ah yes, the old bitches box. Did she ever get railed by any of those thug dogs? Some of them look like they would have torn her to shreds.
>>64118653
Based Oliver dishin' out the bantz
>>64119654
A civet so you can harvest your own Kopi Luwak
>>64119131
Wayne Parnell was caught in India during the IPL but I think that's just a rumour.
>>64119668
She was probably up the duff from ol' Major the pig dog half of the time.
Or that King Charles dog.
Got an email from Daniel today.
>>64119654
A dog is more practical but a cat will teach you more about life.
>>64119701
What once was a dork is now a hipster.
>>64119701
kill this meme
>P.. P.. P.. PLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG KP http://www.espncricinfo.com/blogs/content/story/949329.html
pathetic
>>64119676
Didn't know there was an English word for that animal, thank you.
>>64119721
What did he say?
>>64119703
what kind of things will a cat teach me?
>>64119270
Please do off yourself. No word of a lie I will be legitimately happy if you do.
>>64119725
He sent me an attachment of his suicide note
>Reality Kuck's daughter is L I T E R A L L Y being raised by another man
>"people" UNIRONICALLY take this imbeciles "opinions" seriously
>tfw you see an /sp/ pasta on reddit
>>64119749
She really isn't.
>>64119729
Complexity of survival.
>>64119749
Go read Paradise Lost you absolute failure.
I bet you've never even entered an illegal street race, have you?
>>64119768
KEK
YOU are as delusional as daniel if you are in denial over the FACT that your daughter will grow up to love another man more than she does you.
How can you possibly think there will be any other outcome when you're basically never going to see her? And would her mother really let you whisk her off to America for an entire year?
>>64118653
>sharing a room with your brother
holy shit daniel
>>64119783
>>64119654
A Muslim girl
>438/3
kek
KEK
K E K
Tell me krazykuckold, where exactly is this great West Indies attack you were telling us about? Remember how you LITERALLY ranked them #3 in the world, you LITERALLY said they were better than England and >us and you LITERALLY said Bishoo was the 3rd best spinner in the world? Well, where were they? Tell me NOW.
Where was le career killing Roach, who hasn't been the same bowler in 3 years? Where was muh Bishoo? Where was Taylor, whose one webm you watch daily as you delude yourself into thinking he's a great bowler and better than any of >ours? Well, where were they, krazykasual?
Where is the skill in this attack? Where is this penetration on a good bowling pitch? You can't even use the road excuse because that would mean shitting on your precious Voges and Marsh. You see, YOU have no way out of this. So where is this attack you were telling us all about?
ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING LOWLIFE CASUAL. I'M ASKING YOU. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?
>>64119783
BTFO
![c206a17cf28a406d90b4bb67a312bb6f[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/sIAv9lN.gif "c206a17cf28a406d90b4bb67a312bb6f[1]")
>>64119825
>>64119825
>Remember how you LITERALLY ranked them #3 in the world
That was me, not Redditgoose, and although I forgot about South Africa, I stand by the spirit of that statement. Taylor and Roach are good bowlers who are bowling like shit today
>>64119856
>still in THIS much damage control
kek
KEK
K E K
K E K
E
K
K E K
KEK
kek
Only REAL NIGGAS beyond this line
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>>64118991
>>64119138
They're unironically right though, Shaun Marsh is mentally weak and unfit for real cricket.
>>64119893
Except when he scored a century, on debut, in Sri Lanka, right?
Literally one of the toughest mental challenges for a batsman is playing your debut in a foreign country, and he thoroughly succeeded. That shows he has the capacity to perform under pressure, and that his mental issues are not permanent or long-term.
Stay casual and uninformed, though.
>>64119893
>mentally weak
IF you want to see the example of someone who is mentally weak, watch this batsman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4X7vGq8i_o
>>64119916
kek
KEK
K E K
Keep cherrypicking that ONE TIME where he actually delivered, Gatekuck. I can see why you shill him so much. You see a lot of your own pathetic, mentally weak, insecure life in him, don't you? That gate you're too scared to open? That's Shaun Marsh's mental block. You acknowledge this, you want this to be true because in your deluded beta mind it somehow brings you closer to him and puts you two in the same league, you pathetic piece of shit.
>>64119933
holy fuck lmao
>>64119933
>kek
>KEK
>K E K
Ahh, I see now. You're one of the newfriend memespouting NZ posters. This explains why your opinions are so uninformed and casual, and why you get so defensive, angry and upset when people call you out on them.
>>64119928
and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoZARwTRZ1o
>Literally one of the toughest mental challenges for a batsman is playing your debut in a foreign country
>he seriously thinks ACBs give a fuck about away games
KEK, you are BEYOND peepoosional. It's an objective fact that if Shaun Marsh had never played a home game, the casuals whose idiocy you're circlejerking over would literally have no idea who he is. If you're a member of Poo Peelia Ltd, debuting on home turf is far more pressure because of the legions of unwashed, wifebeating bogans ready to eviscerate you if you don't score 150. Rather than making your debut virtually unseen from the casual mouthbreating Poo Peelian public, against a team who you're guaranteed to beat just by virtue of showing up.
But keep deluding yourself into thinking Shaun Marsh is worth anything. He's LITERALLY more spineless than Martin Kucktill and that's saying something. And by thinking I'm a newfriend, it's YOU who's exposed YOURSELF as a summercunt. I used to think Mackaybro was the saddest poster on /cric/, but I was wrong. At least he's aware of his inadequacies. YOU, on the other hand, are beyond lost.
>>64119967
>And by thinking I'm a newfriend
You came here for the World Cup.
You are new as they come, and you are legitimately SEETHING at being called out on it, as well as being exposed as a casual. I don't mean seething as dictated by the meme, I mean LITERALLY SEETHING, as in frothing at the mouth, hands shaking and furiously refreshing this thread.
Stay casual, new, uninformed and seething though.
>>64119979
Keep dreaming, gatekuck. I've been here for years. Like I've said before, I only statsautistpost when blowing the FUCK out of Poo Peelian bogans. There are plenty of times you may have conversed with me without even knowing it.
>>64119967
>I used to think Mackaybro was the saddest poster on /cric/
You know you've just shot yourself in the foot with this statement.
There have been many, far more pathetic sporadic/temporary posters in /cric/ over the years, but conveniently you choose one that is literally less than a fortnight old.
>>64118653
cringe
>>64119987
>I've been here for years
You haven't.
I don't expect you to stop lying, as you essentially have to, to gain ANY credibility on here. Just know that I'm fully aware of how new you are, and I'm also aware of how much it makes you SEETHE you realize that there are some people who aren't fooled.
>>64119933
Muscular Gatebro here, that's not me you're arguing with.
Shaun Marsh is an embarrassment to Bestern Australia
I don't need to prove anything to you, gatekuck. You can disbelieve me all you want, it still won't open that fucking gate.
Hey guys, moron here, when you do a century is that just in one innings or combined runs over 2 innings?
>>64120002
I'm literally on the opposite side of the country to Gatekuck.
>I don't have anything to prove
kek
KEK
Your posts thus far have expressed the COMPLETE OPPOSITE.
You are obviously so infuriated that you're forcing yourself to take a break from this argument, possibly the thread altogether, to cool off. This is a good idea, but here are a few points you should be made aware of before you go;
1. You are new. I was literally here for years before /cric/ even existed. While this may not be necessarily a great thing, you seem to take great offence when people call you new, so it would also offend you to realize that the person you're arguing with has been here much longer than you.
2. My cricket knowledge dwarfs yours. That's not to say I know everything, just that you know FAR less than you try to claim. The moniker "statsautist" was a poor choice in retrospect, because it's you're neither knowledgeable about cricket stats nor autistic when it comes to cricket knowledge. The label seems to have gone to your head.
(cont.)
3. Your mannerisms and characteristics are very easy to predict. When making a claim or trying to begin an argument with someone, you will start relatively calmly. A lot of the time, the opponent will not bother arguing with you, or will not care, and you will win the argument without ever having to display anything but a calm and collected demeanour. However, as soon as someone challenges your opinion, or takes you up on your debate and it becomes apparent to you that you'll soon become exposed, you get EXTREMELY angry, and begin spouting memes left, right and center. I honestly don't think you're even aware that you do this. It's just a defence mechanism that you employ to fool yourself into thinking you're posting your argument in a witty 4chan-related way, rather than in abject fury.
New Zealand posters have never brought anything of value to /cric/ and you are a prime example of this. Perhaps if Australians weren't so prominent in /cric/ you might be able to become a useful poster, but with >us here, you can't help but let your inferiority complex take over and turn you into a clueless, seething casual.
>>64120060
GOOSE
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>>64120063
>>64120060
ELITE
TRUTH
BOMBS
>>64120060
>>64120063
>literally spent 13 minutes fabricating this reply
>y-y-y-you're so mad haha
kek
KEK
K E K
whatever you say goosey
>>64120084
>"u mad"
>"kek KEK"
>"LE GOOSE XDXD"
See
>However, as soon as someone challenges your opinion, or takes you up on your debate and it becomes apparent to you that you'll soon become exposed, you get EXTREMELY angry, and begin spouting memes left, right and center.
>>64120060
>>64120063
MERKED
Good night /croc/
>>64120105
>get absolutely destroyed
>g-good night cric
kek
KEK
>>64120105
Another victory for S. Autist
just turned in lads
holy fuck statscunt is even more poorturbed than usual
and YOU are absolutely abysmal at picking my posts
>tfw I am undisputably the least hateable red stars poster now that statsfaggot and shitspouter have gone over the edge
feels good lads
>>64120163
fuck off daniel this doesn't concern you
Poo Peeland Ltd.
is tripfaggotry officially dead?
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>64120184
Pseudo trips are en vogue, freshie
>>64119825
Literally this. krazykreja on pooicide watch
>>64119856
nice damamge control cunt
>take a break crom /crug/ to watch star wars
>come back and you losers are STILL obsessing over me
>>64120188
>make this post
>>64120192
>shows up again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>64119989
>but conveniently you choose one that is literally less than a fortnight old.
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>64120184
not quite m8,
>>64120200
This Tbh, if I didn't know better I'd say he was a seething newcunt
>>64120206
nope
If you don't remember this and the associated thread, you are literally new as fuck
>>64120184
>needing a trip to be famous
In the age where people become famous without trips, having one is seen as forcing it, and begging for attention, as opposed to becoming a personality naturally.
>>64120197
You post that every 5 minutes. It's pretty hard not to.
>>64120216
I LITERALLY created your "persona"
>>64120210
based as fuck m8. You going to sydney test m8?
>>64120216
hi daniel
>>64120223
>your
Who am I?
>>64120210
IT'S ACTUALLY HIM
>>64120216
I''m just myself, people can read into whatever they want about me though, i'll still just be me
>>64120227
Maybe.
I got back in touch with a bunch of people this year so I'm going to be poor as fuck after Christmas, and watching flat track tons against the Windies doesn't interest me tbqh
If Pattinson and Hazlewood are still playing by the 3rd test, that might change my decision.
got an email from temuera morrison today
>>64120211
KEK
>that was almost three years ago
>>64120210
btw goosie, probably 50% of the time you trip up these days you reply to me, I swear you fucking love me m8
>>64120211
>tfw invited to /cric/ for all stars game (based bronze god warne)
>tfw eternal freshcunt
>>64120242
Day 2 should be best this year as you should be able to see us bat and bowl but your right to an extent
>>64120211
>PP will NEVER EVER be able to reminisce about this
KEK
>>64120211
pretty sure i was too busy shitposting in the }pollo threads desu
>>64120211
I've been here too long
>>64120210
he is risen
hello
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>64120290
>>>/nfl/
>ctrl f "poo"
>38 results
you lads have a serious problem
Poor statsautist
Not only did he get comprehensively BTFO, but the thread is now moving so slowly that people can see him getting BTFO for hours
>there are "people" that do not know that "mackaybro" is ivan
>>64120345
check your last.fm inbox
>>64120252
wait that actually worked
wow
>>64120303
Go fuck yourself you shitcunt elie faggot
>>64120362
You made a thread with a lovely invitation desu
No one will notice me
Got an email from Dick Smith today
>>64120184
Yes, Obesitygoose bullies the fuck out of every new trip to make sure his "legacy" doesn't get surpassed
>>64120425
it's a good system
Ivan is a genuine 8/10, I don't understand why he pays for sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ByHI8t7j8o
I know youre here Dennis
>>64120458
I don't have any but any female will give you a dozen reasons why you will have to
>>64120458
1. While the sex industry is legal in some states, women from low socio-economic back grounds are often exploited for sex work. Unless you are paying for a top class hooker, you're "literally" raping someone.
2. The build up isn't as exciting as pursuing a woman and leading up to that first fuck with her.
3. Unless you are wealthy, it is "literally" a waste of money paying for an expensive prostitute. You will fully realize this after you blow your load.
>>64120483
stalking > sex
>>64120491
What? No, just pretend you're normal for once in your shitty existence.
>>64120462
kek
KEK
kek
Amerifats on S U I C I D E WATCH
>>64120497
stalking is far more exciting than sex
>all these newfgs replying to RC
>>64120509
>not being new
what's it like being a literal loser?
>>64120520
Well that's your opinion but you are wrong. The real world doesn't work like that.
>>64120550
I bet you actually thought this was funny when you typed it out
>>64120569
it's true though
who here based /afl/?
>tfw no based /afl/
No matter how badly aus smash worst india we can never let down the fact the captain of the australian cricket captain is a literal manlet.
>>64120608
still has bigger hands than Holder though
probably means he has a bigger dick
>>64120509
only newcunts call others newfags, freshcunt
>>64120580
>çucktorians
>>64120608
Holder's 2 metres or some shit
kek
KEK
literally meme: the game
Australian Legends XI: Adam Gilchrist (c), Ricky Ponting, Matthew Hayden, Justin Langer, Andrew Symonds, Michael Kasprowicz, Andy Bichel, Andrew Flintoff, Herschelle Gibbs, Glenn McGrath, Brian Lara.
Perth Scorchers (from): Ashton Agar, Cameron Bancroft, Jason Behrendorff, Michael Carberry, Marcus Harris, Brad Hogg, Michael Klinger, Simon Mackin, James Muirhead, Joel Paris, Ashton Turner, Andrew Tye, Sam Whiteman, David Willey.
>>64121346
>yfw paris plays this match and tears a quad ruling him out of the rest of the shield season
>>64121346
I'm going lads
Hosted at my old high school too
>>64121346
is Michael Klinger related to David Klemmer?
Is Michael Klinger related to Michael Carberry?
Hey lads im thinking of getting the new don bradmans cricket, does anyone know if it has a good esports scene?
>>64122247
Yeah lad I'm ranked #1 on the MLG rankings, AMA
>>64122540
How do i play silly leg bye?
>>64121494
HAHAHAHAHA
laugh at the new money cunt.
Bet your school doesn't even have an astronaut alumus, does it? Oh wait, only MUSCULAR, ELITE Anglicans are allowed in space.
And to be perfectly frank and honest; no one has been won over by the ol' Alma Mater's shitty parallax scrolling and bootstrap dog's breakfast of a website.
>>64118909
>this guy was an opening bowler
>>64121346
>Australian Legends
>Andrew Flintoff
I feel like making a thread for >us but the ausfailian keket bogans will see the crossthread and come over without thinking
>>64127090
>obsessed
>>64127103
Nah it's more that having one thread for two games is really annoying
I imagine it would be when the three kiwi posters get lost in a sea of Aussie gods
>>64122247
I hope they keep working on this franchise because it has the potential to be really good. The game is fun but it has a lot of flaws.
PITCH TAXI
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ded thread
On my way up the cherry picker lads.
>>64127628
MADMAN
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where is everyone?
oh that's right cric is full of wage c u c k s
GO FOR THE 1000
reporting in
It's fucking windy, lads
>>64128304
Tell ya mum to close her legs
>Number of WA Double Centuries this match: 1
>Number of non-WA Double Centuries this match: 0
Proof is in the pudding m8s
>>64128371
Your state has an inferiority complex?
>>64128447
A not being a failure complex actually
>that ad with Glenn Memeswell
Absolutely glorious, he should get the gold logie desu
>>64128513
>took the girl out of the bum slapping ad
Damn patriarchy
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>Warne paying out Samlels for fucking nothing
he is the most petulant cunt. His "commentary" almost always has an ulterior motive, can't stand him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2YxZe_c7-0
Execute all muslims.
>>64128371
WA is shit m8
>Number of NSW Sheffield Shield titles: 46
>Number of WA Sheffield Shield titles: 15
Even Kektoria has more Sheffield Shield titles at 29
>that anon who imposed his own childhood onto the ad and expected the dad to hit the shit out of the kids for painting the wickets on the fence on the Taubman's ad
Childhood story please?
>>64128723
its literally just daniel talking to himself
>match happening
>page 3
>thread SO DEAD that they have to migrate to the BSK thread to save their poomunity
kek
KEK
K E K
K E K
E
K
K E K E K
E K E K E
K E K E K
E K E K E
K E K E K
comfy af thread
>>64129151
You realise the thread is dead because we're winning so hard there's nothing to discuss?
>>64129186
No it's dead because your population is so retarded that they can't read and are posting in the Sri Lanka thread
>>64129186
>Voges 232*
>S Marsh 170*
>Meme Shit 10
Is Meme Shit, dare I say it, a useless meme?
YALLOP
>the highest 4th wicket partnership of all time now belongs to Adam fucking Voges and Shaun fucking Marsh
Jesus christ what terrible times we live in
Bradman is rolling in his grave
>Steve Shit lost his wicket to this bowling attack
>yfw Smoth doesn't declare and >we make 1000
>555
Who /nelson/ here?
>>64129792
You can't lose soemthing you never had faggot kek
gif of smith thumbs up please
shiv chanderpaul didn't die for this
>ausfailian kucket bogans will defend this
>>64129903
Back to your containment thread please.
Last three digits are what Windies make in response.
What will it take for the Windies to lose test status?
>7 runs away from the highest ever aus partnership
>>64129958
Their current performance plus a huge improvement from Ireland
Is Shane Warne the Donald Trump of Australia?
>>64130022
pls hurry Ireland.
>Bowling with a necklace
Could not think of a more annoying thing. How did they do it in the late 80s?
Is Holder the only one who cares
>>64130088
Gib Eoin back.
Am I the only one that hope m marsh gets a duck
looking forward to the declaration
>>64130281
(you)
>WORST MARSH
>>64130325
is best marsh worst marsh now?
Will Australia declare before the day is over?
>>64130362
Will Australia is military general m8.
Is Geoff Marsh 'Mediocre Marsh'?
Will Voges score 300?
Do people in the windies even care about cricket anymore?
>>64130705
They still have a bunch of young guys coming up in T20
Some literally who just scored a hundred in the bangladesh league
Is this "spoort", dare I say it, dead?
>>64130705
Rapid Americanisation of the area has changed it for the worse in a lot of aspects
>>64130794
It is when you have this shit series happening on Boxing Day
It's LITERALLY stat padding: the series
>>64130922
BSA dropping truth bombs
>worst indies
Smith won't score a half century this series
>>64131635
>LE WINDIES ARE SHIT xD xD
The Australian team needs more respect. This has been a solid performance so far, and while they aren't playing against the best opposition they are showing good signs for the future under the captaincy of Steven Smith.
Do you think Mark Taylor would quit Nine if he didn't get these fishing segments?
is /cric/ autistic enough to watch 2 matches at once?
>>64131861
I do often
Not today because I can think of nothing more depressing than watching the decline of cricket in the Caribbean
>>64131861
I'm flicking between the two.
So if people in the Caribbean dont play cricket anymore what do they play? Besides sprinting of course
>>64132001
>watching the decline of cricket in the Caribbean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgTNnBNWlQ0
This video m8
>>64132066
apehoop,handegg or boreball I guess
Playing any of those 3 is very difficult to do in professional leagues. They should focus on cricket
>>64132108
:( I cry everytiem
>>64132145
Nah they're all into divegrass according to trinibro.
last 2 digits is WI total
>>64132253
Hope so
>>64132253
did they declare at lunch? Thought they were gonna give Voges a go at 300
TWO RIGHTS MAKE A WRONG
>>64132335
Smith always declares between 550 and 600. It's like clockwork.
lmao what
So why doesn't Hobart have tourism again?
Great decision to declare at this stage.
Brathwaite needs to go riding on the horses here.
who /goodpicker/ here?
>>64132800
Fuck off and field Steve.
>>64132857
dohohohoho
Smith is a dickhead. Could've let Voges get his triple century and still bowl the Tendies out twice before tea tomorrow
Whats with that commonwealth bank ad with the woman with these 2 black guys with afros? Are they supposed to be her kids?
>>64132889
not here, should try picking potatoes maybe hehe
>>64132857
kek
>>64133019
That's based in reality, I see tons of fat chicks with coconut husbands
>>64133019
Its implying that Smith is a cùck
>cy walsh pleads not guilty for stabbing phil walsh
Well of course, it was charlie camerons fault he got killed, shouldn't have stolen lil b's cooking dance. The curse is real
>pair on debut
>no name
wew they're digging deep for batsmen now
>>64132998
>records are more important than winning
We "literally" have no idea how our bowlers are going to stack up against this West Indies order, better to play it safe and declare at the right time.
If Voges becomes an elite batsman he'll get his 300th in time.
>>64132998
this
Voges was 6-8 overs from getting a triple
Should have kept him in there after lunch
>>64133261
I would normally agree with you but this series is "literally" only here for stat padding and declaring without letting him get the triple undermines the purpose a bit.
>>64133310
>when the pingas kick in
>west indies flag is broken and hanging on by a thread
Like their cricket team
Poetry
>>64133205
I still remember seeing the news on afl.com.au while I was in China. They had his picture with the headline: Phil Walsh - DEAD. So funny to me how little tact the media staff has there.
>>64132857
>>64132857
Mid kek
>>64133261
>becomes an elite batsman
He's thirty fucking six the only thing he'll becoming is all over your mail-order wife's face
>>64133310
what's wrong with his pupils?
>>64133301
If we roll the West Indies for a sub 200 total then sure let Voges or whoever bat their innings out. But the point is not to underestimate your opponent, in fact I'm tipping the West Indies could break the 400 mark.
Id mount ellyse tbqh
>>64133481
Classic
>>64133492
does she have a feminine penis?
>>64133462
I honestly had no idea, he looks quite young and only remember seeing his name pop up 6 years ago.
This is so depressing desu
100 run partnership incoming.
>mfw I getting (you)s in both threads
>Brathwaite gone
There goes any sort of longevity in this innings
Is Wagner elite?
So much alike the both reply innings from Windies here and Sri Lanka in Dunedin . Only resistance no aggression
>>64133745
Wrong thread.
>>64127514
>>64127514
>>64127514
>>64133745
If you're referring to Richard Wagner, then yes.
Why do the batsmen always look so uncomfortable. Is it because the fielders are constantly sledging and talking shit to the batsmen?
RALLY ROUND DA WORST INDIES
Gatebro must be seething over this declaration
Surprised the West Indies even came back after this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FftZt-Dw_hQ
>>64134188
was that when the Windies toured Australia or vice versa?
>le accidentally racist man
>>64118501
Wasn't on /cric/ for a week, what is this based meme?
Favourite aus sport related junk food commercials?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eM_C-SaSNk
>the shitposting never fucking ends
>>64134677
"hit me with a samboy chip"
>>64134677
Hungry Jack's has the old Burger King logo
>>64134786
hungry jacks IS burger king m8
doesn't even matter coz I could smash all you little cunts on here
Who /timeforanap/ here?
>>64134889
Shut up convict, remember your place
r8 this ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iKoAgPOjqQ
>79 posters
Nice """"poomunity"""" you have here. Less relevant than fucking darts
>>64134717
I'm a big fan of the original song, but not so much the singer, would prefer the guy they got in for the Samboy gig any day.
Will I ever see West Indies play good cricket outside of meme20 ?
Feeling to just stop watching cricket altogether desu.
>All the casuals are gone
Feels good man
post /cric/ approved ads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxBjCl2pPxs
>>64135250
Yeah I noticed this too. I predicted a 100 run partnership between this pair and I didn't get any of your typical 'hurr hurr u a fuggun redard windies r shit' nonsense.
leave the worst indies to me
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE KFC CLASSIC CATCH THERE
>>64135336
Kek u retard
>>64135242
I'd do the same tbqh
There's just not enough money in the countries to keep players out of the IPL.
>>64135336
Nice call you fucking retard
>thought that Voges was young
You're the casual m8
I think I might just rewatch the 95 series lads, this is more depressing than the kiwi /cric/
>>64135336
filtered ;)
could Australians pandering to BSA cause Americans to start playing and dominating cricket?
>>64135336
SEETHING CASUAL
>>64135399
):
Been swell lads.
Bye~
Can someone explain why Australians are just like crazy Asians when it comes to KFC? It's basically occasional shit food here. I do like it though.
>>64135464
Don't listen to c.uckstralia lad
>>64135460
>America
>dominating anything but swimming
The fact that Hayne unironically played two NFL games says it all about American ""athletes""
>>64135531
For the absolute worst non Cleveland team in the league right now.
>>64135514
Aussies are the niggers of the White Anglos. Just read this thread and you'll realise why
>>64135514
We're just easily brainwashed BSA, it's the same reason people drink trash like Bundeberg Rum, show ads during sporting events and the plebs will eat it up
>>64135460
I hope not
Unfortunately if Americans took cricket seriously it would probably destroy it. Meme20 would be the only form and test would die
>>64135514
It's a /cric/ meme since KFC always advertise heavily during cricket games. It's one of the less popular fast food chains here, people prefer Mc Donald's, Hungry Jacks (Burger King in BSA land) and Nandos
>>64135616
Oh man trying to imagine Casual Americans watching a 5 day test just for it to end as a draw
>>64135616
If Americans took cricket seriously the batters would have to wear full body armour or we'd have to make the ball softer
>tfw no Williamson bf
>>64135460
It might cause them to dominate Matthew Hayden and Brett Lee
>>64135616
Too bad India are doing that already. Test cricket is probably going to die all across Asia in the next few years
>>64135674
kek
>>64135736
>less meme nations in test series
Nice
>>64135795
Doesn't India generate the vast majority of money in the ICC
I remember watching a documentary on how India, Australia and England did something to take over the ICC
need new
what is windies?
Windia?
>>64135892
It's only on page 3, no need to clog up /sp/ with more threads
>>64135960
I honestly don't think that's a problem when half of the threads are BSA spam about some minor event which only get theee replies
walkcunt on suicide watch
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