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AUS 583/4d
WI 62/2 (22.2 ov)
Day 2 - Session 2: West Indies trail by 521 runs with 8 wickets remaining in the 1st innings
Min overs remaining: 42.5
will smith get dropped?
>>64136001
By who? He's already in an open relationship with his wife
awful fucking game
AHAHAHA TUBBY AND SLATS
DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY PLAYED CRICKET TOGETHER
DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY ALSO HAVE KIDS
AHAHAHA REMEMBER WHEN SLATS WAS IN THE CHERRYPICKER
GAME? WHAT GAME? I WANT TO HEAR SENILE OLD MEN REMINISCE
>4 threads of /cric/ in the catalog
>>64136177
Best poster of the series desu lad
BASED LYON
Lyon channeling the spirit of Benaud
LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNO LYNOLYNO LYNO
wouldnt a certain Chanderpaul have been ideal for this?
>>64136426
A certain Chanderpaul is ideal for every fucking game they play. The lad should have never been dropped, he wasn't even particularly out of form
Should test series be played like they do in Baseball where it's a best of 7 series?
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Think I might have overestimated Chandrika's ability a little.
Nevertheless Bravo is a class batsman, and he should make 200 here if he doesn't run out of partners.
can't even bring myself to be excited about that, the West Indies are fucking terrible now
PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD
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>>64136605
Bravo's genuinely good, if he just had Gayle and Chanderpaul to play with their batting could be at least Sri Lanka tier
>>64136542
>best of 7 series?
>>64136664
Speaking of which Sri Lanka should roll NZ. I'm tipping them by 2 wickets.
>>64136620
>I could clean bowl the wez dindies xD xD
post /cric/ approved ads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l08PlzElRo0
>the state of the NZ thread
Daniel's fucking autistic lads
>>64136750
this is coming from a guy that's tipping the Gnats to win the Superb Owl and the guy that tipped Detoilet last year
>>64136855
>shane lee
(◞‸◟)
>>64136855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ietJL8XpABk
>>64136918
Detoilet got refballed the fuck out of the playoffs. Also don't write off the Giants just yet, they will come good now.
>>64137126
Why don't you ever put your money where your mouth is and place bets on these?
>playing this lyon bit AGAIN
WI have to win this session to stay in the game
>>64137253
I'm not really into gambling large amounts unless I believe it's an absolute certainty. Indeed I have accumulated a large fortune through betting, and only lost small amounts from betting on an underdog several times.
>marlon samuels is generally pretty aggressive against the spinner
cheeky warney
>>64137498
>Indeed I have accumulated a large fortune through betting
another strand in the web of lies
how are you able to keep so many plates spinning?
>>64137571
>yuh web of lies
I'm curious, what makes you think I'm not telling the truth?
I don't even care about cricket anymore i just want a gf
>>64137710
Ask santa for one m8
>>64137703
The fact you've contradicted yourself multiple times over the past 3 years?
The fact you've NEVER posted ANY proof of any of the claims you make?
>>64137767
>yuh proof
I don't need to prove anything to the plebocracy. In fact I find it amusing most of you don't believe anything I write.
Care to provide proof of times I contradicted myself?
>>64137863
>I don't need to prove anything to the plebocracy
Then don't act so surprised and ask for an explanation when people don't take you at your word and believe you, you FUCKING idiot.
>Care to provide proof of times I contradicted myself?
I don't need to prove anything to the plebocracy.
Also, it's much funnier watching you unknowingly contradict and expose yourself.
Just tuned in to the game after work, what the fuck happened hahaha
>>64137498
>>64137703
>>64137498
>only betting on "absolute certainty"
>accumulated a large fortune this way
anyone who has gambled for a decent amount of time knows that's a load of shit
>>64137932
>people don't take you at your word and believe you, you FUCKING idiot.
And the irony is everyone believes anons when they write about some girl who was really nasty to them, or how they failed their job interview....
>>64138063
That's not what irony is.
I thought part of your shtick is that you're highly educated?
Bowlt is on fire
Do they ever play cricket in Cairns or Darwin?
>>64138003
Well it helps already having a large fortune to gamble with in the first place. The 'fortune' I've made would seem like a lot for most of you, but to me it's just like one of you finding a $50 note on the side of a road.
Reality Kuck BTFO
>>64137954
Lyon happened.
>>64137742
>coon santa
>>64138089
>le that's not what irony is xD xD
It's like I'm in 1999 and people still pretend they don't know what irony is.
how bad is test cricket right now if this australian team is considered the best in the world?
christ these tests have been so boring
>>64138193
This post will make Poo Peelanders seethe.
>>64137710
Are you a member of any female centric forums? I met mine on a wizards of waverly place forum.
>>64138121
Not really, aboland is only interested in petrol sniffing and AFL
>>64138193
No one thinks that, South Africa are in a better state than >us, England had a fairly strong victory a few months ago and Pakistan would dominate on any pitch outside of Australia
>>64138193
It's because of Australian roads and kookaburra balls. High scoring pitches which give nothing to the bowlers are boring, they just have no threat or sense of tension.
>5/89
Jesus fuck, Windies. sort it out
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Has Australia killed Cricket?
>>64138372
New Zealand and Windies have both been skittled for terrible scores so far this summer.
This >LE BATTING PARADISE XDXD meme needs to end.
>>64138423
I prefer the word 'conquered'
>>64138423
I prefer 'ruined'
>>64138536
Why are you in this thread?
You guys decided to create your own """"""threads"""""" for the Sri Lanka series. Are you crawling back?
kek
KEK
>wahhhhh stop winning pls :(
Kill yourselves.
>>64138581
I think you mean you guy
Wallop?
>>64138427
>Windies
>NZ still scored big scores
>Australia scoring shitloads
>Shitters like Voges look good on Australian wickets
Overseas they get skittled for far less, like 60 as just a randomly selected example
could me and 10 random cab drivers I call up right now beat the windies?
>>64138730
>Britburkas literally believe one bad innings is more embarrassing than two whitewashes in the last 10 years
>>64138730
Whether you're consciously aware of it or not, you're still suffering from extreme Anyone But Australia-ism from 20 years of domination. It still actually hurts you to see Australia perform, even when it doesn't involve >your team in any way.
>Adelaide
Was a genuinely entertaining test. Nothing wrong with the pitch, good contest.
>Brisbane
Poo Peeland just got thoroughly outplayed. See >>64138624
You can't whinge every time a team wins comprehensively. If anything, blame the loser for being trash.
>Perth
The only legitimately shit test and pitch so far this summer.
Face it. If the Windies, or ANY other touring side, had put on 550+ and then had Australia 5/90 in this test, you would be praising it, and would not have a SINGLE BAD WORD to say about the conditions, or say anything to downplay the quality of the big total in any way.
You're obsessed, plain and simple.
>>64138881
>Face it. If the Windies, or ANY other touring side, had put on 550+ and then had Australia 5/90 in this test, you would be praising it, and would not have a SINGLE BAD WORD to say about the conditions
Incorrect. The 2010-11 Ashes was extremely boring for me even though we were trouncing Aussies in their backyard. Australian tests are just boring because it's so batting friendly that shit batsman can just make big scores.
>you now remember Collingwood scoring a double century vs a prime Australian bowling attack in Australia
>>64138427
He's mostly right, Australia have put out nothing but roads outside of Adelaide recently. That said, the pitches were historically very hostile to batsmen with their pace and bounce. It was pretty common to have guys like Curtly Ambrose sweep right through an Australian attack
>>64138730
Voges has LITERALLY dominated Country cricket for years. He's even the captain of one of the teams
>that pathetic amount of Richies
Normally there's at least 20
>>64138951
>Australian tests are just boring because it's so batting friendly that shit batsman can just make big scores.
Then what happened in 2013/14?
Have you just erased that from your memory?
>>64138952
This pitch, being played on RIGHT NOW is not a road.
That Hazlewood wicket, staying low and darting back off a crack, on day TWO, is a prime example.
The thing is, I can understand the >LE FUG LE ROAD PIDGE XDXD argument when both teams are filling their boots (such as in Perth), but not when one team is being thoroughly dominated with the ball.
>h-hey guys let's make our OWN thread away from the muscular ausGODs
>deader than /rug/
honestly, I'd agree with Warne so long as Holder improves his tactics.
The West Indies are fucked, but he could be a very good influence on them and make them less fucked
>LE DESD GRIGED IS LE GOAD LE BLEBS DONT UNDERSDAND XDXD
Do you people still genuinely, unironically believe this? You would LITERALLY be lucky to have one good test per summer.
what does /cric/ think the worst Australian city is?
>It's around 4 degrees with windchill
how many times have you heard this?
>>64139176
Wew
Is that Melbourne?
>>64139182
And that single good test is objectively better than the entire series of another sport
>>64139176
that the mrs mate?
6/10
>>64139194
>People
Melbourne
>Shit to do
Adelaide
>Being overrated
Sydney
>Generally speaking
Darwin
>>64139210
adelaide i think she said but may be wrong
>>64139194
Canberra is soulless, Kalgoolie is literally a giant hole, Darwin is third world, Hobart is a shitter New Zealand and Alice Springs is straight out of Mad Max
Take your pick from any of those.
fucking cold lads
Reality Check, you here, mate?
that's the end of that
kill me now
way to hold onto that review
>NZ v SL thread deader than West Indian cricket
just looking for a couple of (You)s from some Big Strong Australians after a hard day in the mines m8s
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BRAVO WHAT THE FUCK
I want Reality Check to tell us the truth about why he is stuck in Indonesia
>>64139299
Here's one out of pity
Is there any team worse at test cricket than West Indies except for NZ?
>>64139350
beggars, choosers etc.
Ambrose is actually seething right now
>>64139329
he was in on the drug running with connie but managed to get away from the feds
he's now kingpin narcotic lord in south east asia
>>64139329
He smoked a joint and had to plea to commute death penalty.
>Erasmus not giving the correct call on an LBW
No surprises there, Ashes 2013/14 the DRS overturned him more than half the times on it. Good with deciding if things have been nicked with the bat however
>>64139369
His remaining hair on pooicide watch
>>64139371
This is the narrative inside your head, along with all the other au/sp/ "personalities". Unfortunately, it's not true.
>>64139329
I heard he's a paedo on the run.
Been on hold to centrelink for over an hour
>>64139407
wrong flag but I'll take it
>>64139417
kek, nothing in history has ever been accomplished by making a call to centrelink
Is it true that Mark Nicholas needs more makeup than the other commentators because of the damage of his skin due to alcoholism?
>>64139399
why do you use name on 4chan?
>>64139443
He's the best looking of the commentators tbqh
Is Josh Reynolds the tenth member of the Bali 9?
>>64139443
No, you're thinking of Michael Slater when he got divorced
>>64139462
why are white people so ugly when they're sweating?
Holy shit, their number 8 batsman has an average nearly as low as New Zealand's number 8.
>le fug le desd grided etc
just give me big bash now
>>64139462
Why are you using an American proxy?
What happened to Cummins?
>>64139486
bottom left and middle look fine to me
>>64139525
he's made out of glass
>>64139525
Injury, like usual
Pattinson, Cummins, Starc and Hazelwood bowling together could be one of the best bowling attacks of all time, but we're never going to see that
>>64139486
>why do junkies look like shit
what's the most important criminal case is recent Australian history?
OJ Simpson here
>BASICALLY 4 DEGREES
>>64139564
Try to keep your posts cricket-related
>>64139564
Peter Falconio/Backpacker murder maybe
They delayed the release of Wolf Creek so it wouldn't interfere with the perception of the case
>>64139581
sorry, just got stuck up on the whole bali 9 thing
I'm a raging faggot
>>64139564
In WA it's Rayney or Schmidt
>>64139564
In terms of cultural impact it'd be Ivan Milat's backpacker murders.
In terms of changing laws and taking away our freedoms it would've been Port Arthur Massacre
>>64139599
finally some truth
>>64139599
You can post with the real trip if you like, it's #faggotrip.
>>64139599
>not knowing josh reynolds' trip
supreme freshcasual spotted
>>64139601
In Qld it's Rayney or Muggy
>>64139329
I'm not really stuck here, I can jump on my ship and leave any time I choose to. But I can't go back to Australia while all this legal bullshit is going on with my taxes. In fact I probably never will. Anyway I'm quite content here despite a few things going awry for me the last couple of weeks. I'm going back to China soon to make some financial arrangements through my banks over there.
>>64139630
Taxes or Centrelink debt?
>>64139630
Are you white?
>>64139630
post on cric from china so we can get some you's from a BSC
>>64139630
>I'm quite content here
Every second post you make you're literally crying your eyes out about your 3/10 muslim girlfriend leaving you and destroying your only chance at being a decent (kek KEK K-E-K) father
>>64139648
>>64139649
>>64139652
>>64139653
>4 replies in 12 seconds
Reality Check confirmed for elite as fuck
>>64139630
You mean your proxy is getting a bit too expensive for your Centrelink income so you're switching to a Chinese one once it expires
>>64139675
>paying for proxies
post yfw australia inevitably wins this test outright in 3 days
>>64139703
> Captain Steve Smith
> Not finding a way to draw this
>>64139648
Taxes but they're also making some claims that I wasn't eligible for centrelink a couple of years ago due to the value of my assets.
>>64139649
Olive skinned.
>>64139652
I don't want to get a VPN. I already do a lot of shady stuff in ä¸å›½ so I want to keep my online activities to a minimum.
>>64139653
I'm already a father, but that's just bullshit and you "literally" know nothing about the situation and how I really feel about it all.
>>64139698
>paying for greentext
>>64139718
I have a feeling that you are the Centrelinkdebtbro that has run away to Indonesia to escape ASIO.
should I add my face?
>>64139718
>I'm already a father
Notice how I said """""decent""""" father. Getting Cheryl from down the road pregnant then fleeing the country doesn't make you a father, it makes you a piece of shit. You'll never, ever see your child again and the world is a better place because of it
>>64139675
I'm pretty sure that unless you pay for a 4chan pass you can't have a China flag displayed on this site. And there is no way in hell I am paying 4chan after the way mods have treated me on this site.
Some good cricket discussion here
>>64139744
it probably won't fit
>>64139770
We'll put in the same effort the West Indies did
>>64139751
>Getting Cheryl from down the road pregnant then fleeing the country doesn't make you a father, it makes you a piece of shit
Leave Voges' 300 to me
>>64139744
How many times you gonna ask yourself that question
>>64139814
it's not just a stupid meme, it's actually a real question
dead thread
>Summer
This is why Hobart shouldn't get tests
>>64139751
Just shows how ignorant you are of the situation. I brought my Russian girlfriend here and just ran into a teenage crush who I fell in love with again. I've also set my girlfriend up with a lot of money, enough to live comfortably and buy a nanny back in Aus, so I hardly 'fled the country'.
And I will be seeing my daughter in the future that's for sure.
>>64139889
Your narrative is falling apart
I don't think I've ever met a respectable person with a nose piercing
>>64139889
Your narrative is falling apart
>>64139897
wew
name?
Hey Australia, fuck you.
>>64139931
Mr. Marcus
With stumps on day 2 in NZ and West Indies capitulating, how about we get some based /afl/ discussion happening in this thread?
>>64140039
Make some predictions for us, monkey boy.
>>64140039
Cy Walsh did nothing wrong
>>64140064
He got caught though
>>64140081
Unless you were there when it happened you literally have no idea if he did it
Am I still relevant lads?
Bought a 1TB PS4 (the latest CUH-1200 model), with Uncharted the Nathan Drake Collection, MX Vs. ATV Supercross Encore Edition, Mortal Kombat X, Injustice: Gods Among Us, LittleBigPlanet 3, Fallout 4, Batman: Arkham Knight and an extra DualShock 4 today.
Christmas present for my older sister and her husband.
What are you lads getting your rellies for Christmas?
>>64139841
>>64139857
seek employment
This is a ah, very solid innings from Darren Bravo. He's ah, really chipping in when his ah, team needs him.
>>64140039
Are Aboriginals white?
>those inbred kids
>>64140112
Nice.
I've bought a flash new food processor for the wife and NBA jerseys for her sons.
>>64140112
Was gonna pick up one of them 500GB ones for like 368 at Big Dubs the other day but missed ot. That 1TB Xbone with the 4 games for like 389 was a good deal. I hear the CUH-1200s run better than the other 1TB ones, do you just have to ask them which one they are?
>>64140112
Getting my gf's son a new cricket bat
>consoleplebs
>>64140127
Yeh m8, get with the times
>>64140112
I'll probably get my dad a t shirt from k mart and my mum some soap
>>64140155
Yeah just when you go in to jbhifi ask for the specific model number and check the box yourself.
The guy knew exactly what I was talking about and said he hardly sells any of the old models anymore, they are just piled up in the store room.
ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
>>64140184
Unironically this
>>64140184
What kind of soap?
>>64140184
>>64140216
do you take pleasure in being this much of a shit son?
why do men always think it's a good idea to buy their parents shit presents
I bought my mum an Xperia Z3 Compact for Christmas. My brother is getting her a micro sd card to go with it.
>>64140233
that's what they get for splitting up when I was 8 and giving me emotional a trust issues
![20130815000762865094-original_800x600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SwnsmSx.jpg "20130815000762865094-original 800x600[1]")
Collecting my daily karma for a holly post.kappa
>>64140224
>halfpol
eugh
>>64140265
>LE FUGG MY PARENZ XDXD
>>64140064
That not guilty plea will cut deep for a lot of people when their trust in the legal system is already on a knife edge. Hopefully his widow will be able to maintain a slice of dignity through the stabbing heartbreak of it all.
>>64140279
how is not getting married, having 3 kids and being raised by a single mother on borderline poverty not something to be angry about?
>>64140265
Your favourite band is Linkin Park.
Is Smith literally the most autistic captain of all time?
>Twice sends out his bowler to bat with a broken foot, second time they needed 1 run to win with 3 wickets left, literally anyone else on the team could have done that and it's most likely made his problems worse.
>Declares when one of his batsman is 269* and will most likely easily make a triple century and probably won't make that high of a score again.
Who potato gems
>>64140233
>buying expensive presents is an indicator of being a good child
>>64140270
>dropped catch
2/10 would not bang
Will Bravo make a century?
>that pathetic poo peeland poofter who just replied to his own post after no one else did
>mfw
>>64140321
>he doesn't samefag vigorously to get his own memes off the ground
>>64140321
>Makes a completely baseless assumption on a completely asinine thing
I think the only pathetic one here is you, my friend.
>>64140289
death grips actually
>that pathetic Ausfailian who's only contribution to /cric/ is obsessing over kiwis and accusing them of samefagging
Reminder.
>>64140358
hahahhahah
>>64140369
still garbage. not funny or even interesting.
>that pathetic poo peeland poofter who fires up his aussie proxy whenever he gets called out on his samefagging
>mfw
>>64140313
Will Bravo Gutierrez is A Venezuelan man living in Miami, Florida mate...
>>64140369
KEK
E
K
>>64140369
HAHAHAHAHAHAA HOLY FUCK
BTFO
T
F
O
>>64140361
>kiwis
>s
>>64140369
KEK, is this real? I've been away for a few days and must have missed it.
>>64140369
Jesus Christ, has he shown his face here since?
How can he ever recover from this?
>>64140395
>>64140400
>>64140417
>>64140434
aaaand that's me done
>>64139889
How did you make all your wealth?
>>64140369
Wow.
Just... Wow.
I don't know if there are any webmbros in this thread but if you're in need of some OC, the new Brett Lee movie "UNindian" has plenty of bad acting, hilarious scenes and potentially kekworthy reaction faces from Brett Lee
>>64140456
I'll give it a look tonight
>>64140369
LMFAO
Why isn't The Bull representing his country?
>>64140449
take a seat anon, and let me tell you a tale.
Anyone remember the other day when we found those $1 games on JB HI FI?
So they cancelled my order because they were only supposed to be for retail or some shit
lmao
>>64140492
Did you get an email from them?
>>64140492
Unlucky lad, I got mine delivered yesterday
>>64140492
I found them, and yes same happened to me. Apparently it was a stock clearance and some people did indeed get their 1 dollar games but they simply wouldn't be able to fill the order, which is their own fault for putting it up there in the first place. I contacted Consumer Affairs the other day and they called but I missed it but I'm still considering taking action because JB are pure scum.
>>64140507
yes actually
>>64140486
This is fucking amazing. Someone should make a e-book of all his posts. It's literally the most entertaining spiel of any trip on here.
>>64140492
I bought 3 games, but only 1 was delivered and the rest refunded
Will Tendies make it to 300?
>>64140481
too busy doing blacked scenes
>>64140535
I'd definitely put in an order for a Russian and a Arabic translation.
Rate my work car
whats for /tea/ lids?
about to grab a kebab then hit the beers with the boys
>>64140583
KFC
F
C
Will Pattinson get a wicket?
>>64140598
He should get a gym membership.
Looks fat as fuck.
I am the greatest poster in /cric/ history
Looks like a little bit of swing
Have a good weekend lads I'm sure that I'll see a few of you at Red Square Saturdays tomorrow night.
>>64140658
Proof?
dead "poomunity"
Smoth is a shit cunt.
overheard my neighbour say Will Ferrell is the funniest man alive
>>64140881
My wife's son loves him.
What's the name of the west indian commentator on grandstand
He has a muslim sounding name
>>64141092
nevermind found him
What a """""poomunity""""
People who should fuck off:
daniel
statscunt
>>64141365
wat about david?
lads i found this on instagram
>>64141382
He's not wrong. Bruh lookin fly as fuck there.
>>64140564
What state's police is that?
It looks like garbage.
NSW Highway Patrol cars are much better.
>>64141420
Did you guys know that all poopeelian fire engines are made in New Zealand
>>64141420
>>64140564
>Their states don't have Aston Martins and Maclarens
Lmao
>>64141428
no but i no ur mom is a slut
>>64141445
daniel BTFO
>>64141442
NSW is such a memestate sometimes.
>Having sports cars as police cars in the CBD
>Implying you can even speed in all that traffic
>>64141456
The new model commodore and falcon highway patrol cars look much more intimidating anyway, tbqh
>>64141463
>He doesn't want to have flashbacks to playing NFS when he's driving around the city
Also
>Most intimidating pig wagon
>Not this
poo shit fails police are all scrawny, corrupt, smelly, ugly, brain dead scum.
Victoria and Queensland Police are handsome, intelligent and bro tier.
This isn't up for debate.
>>64140535
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/username/Reality%20Check/
Let's get started m8s. Let's claim individual posts, write long, eloquent paragraphs detailing his intent, words, etc, tag them to connect posts with his previous encounters, and we shall create an archive more autistic than that of UTV.
>>64141496
>This falseflagging Worsten Poostraylia cunt
Lmao nice try, back to the mines.
>>64140294
ma nigga
Is it over lads? Did Elitespouter finally destroy /cric/?
if Chanderpaul and Gayle were playing, this match may have actually inched towards being competitive
>bat two Western Australians together
>pic related happens
>>64141671
>former captain
>literally one innings away from overtaking Lara for the most test runs in the West Indies
>gets dropped without warning
>desparately playing domestic cricket well into middle age to regain a test position
Chanderpaul had a hard life
Would you lads?
>>64141733
I have wood.
>>64141698
>you will never see le crab man again
>>64141733
I'm unironically getting that desperate
>Leave the T20 world cup to me
>tfw daniel has legitimately pooicided after his PP vs sri lanka threads failed
>>64141863
>meme20
>>64141868
It's actually fucking hilarious. He kept on ranting about how he couldn't wait to start a seperate thread free of the summer of cricket casuals (once again, a meme created and pioneered by the elite au/sp/ population) but once he sperged out at the bronzed muscular AusGODS keeping the thread alive they were literally getting one post every half an hour. That's even worse than /rug/
I don't know what he was expecting when there's only three Poo Peeland posters
>>64141978
>three
KEK
>>64141978
He literally. LITERALLY. wanted >LE COMFY THREAD XDDD
kek
KEK
GOATistic Elitespouter RUNS nz/cric/
>tfw playing wrestle wars with sister
>tfw get a boner
>tfw she grinds on it
reminder Bravo's knock was one of the innings of the year, even if the rest of the game was a snore fest
>>64142629
>casuals referring to a batter's innings as a 'knock'
my poor sides
>>64142629
is Darren Bravo related to Brian Lara?
>>64142658
these memes need to fucking stop
you're just making yourself dependent on memes for conversation. soon you will be spouting these memes in real life, if you ever leave your parent's house.
>>64142658
At the risk of parroting Ian Healy, yes
>>64141733
Do they have swimming pools with coca cola in place of water over there?
>>64142605
>nz/cric/
We saw how that turned out today
kek
KEK
K-E-K
K - E - K
>>64142629
Casual reminder that I predicted Bravo to make a century.
Where's the rugby thread lads
>declaring when your teammate is on 269*
KEK, enjoy having this literal braindead moron ruin your team for the next 5 years
>>64141978
muscular statsautist here, fucking lmao
i've been away for most of the time so i've missed the threads entirely. If I'd been there, the post count would probably have doubled but that's about it.
The thing is that >we tried seperate gamethreads last summer as well and it just doesn't work.
>>64146063
>One of Australia's worst teams ever can still steamroll the New Zealand cricket team in its supposed Golden Age
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64146008
/rug/'s ded sorry Sven.
RIP in peace.
>>64146083
one of the probs is that NZ posters generally don't talk to each other, they need Australians around to bounce off. It's fucked, but in a way, the community of Australian 30-something NEETs and edgy NZ 19-year-olds just works. In a really fucked way.
>>64146389
Saturday, Brazil x Colombia /rug/ thread
>>64146389
Is it only alive when WC?
>tfw watching ulster toulousain by my own
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11559764
ZHANG ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>64146466
KEK, enjoy your dead thread
/rug/ on literal pooicide watch
I thought I might have to wait until Monday for my package to arrive, but I just got an email from Australia Post saying it will be delivered today.
Apparently in December they deliver on Saturdays.
>>64142678
he is LITERALLY related to Brian Lara, you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual
>>64146469
we'll get some super /rug/ threads going from Jan. They'll be slow though. But there's always a couple of kiwis and aussies that turn up and the occasional random pom. Pick a team, see you in Jan.
Got an email from bunnings today
Will Roach get a century?
>>64149313
William Patrick "Bill" Roache MBE is an English actor m8
>>64149313
Will Roach is an Amerishit la.
https://twitter.com/weroach3
>>64149373
I like this guy.
>Back to the commentary box with Shane Warne, Michael Slater and James Brayshaw
Is Jason Holder related to Michael Holder?
Bravo
:^)
BRAVO
R
A
V
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AUSSIES BTFO
Reminder that Steve Smith WILL finish his career with an average in the mid-40s.
>>64150102
reminder that bane will NEVER reach his true potential as the literal goat because he is stuck playing for new zealand
>>64150102
career test average of 40 and test captain
not bad for someone that started as a shitty spinner
JOSH HAZLEWOOD HAS GOT A HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
is an Smith an elite captain?
the answer is no, he's complete shit
>>64150174
>NOD YED HE HASN'D XD XD
>>64150174
NOT YET HE HASNT
O
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Y
E
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H
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H
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S
N
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>>64150193
Ian Smith is a commentator mate
Is Bravo elite?
>>64150252
Some of his shots are spookily similar to Lara so yes
HE'S GOT IM
HAT TRICK
>>64150265
LOOSEN THOSE VOCAL CORDS TUBS
fucking boourns
BLEW MUH CHAIR OUT
Leave short leg to me.
GAYLE FORCE WARRICAN
I am actually HUMILIATED on behalf of Australia that they agreed to play this series
doesn't surprise me in the slightest that dumb and dumber is warney's favourite movie
Reminder that if you unironically want a kuckstamp on your flag you should be castrated.
>>64150406
dumb and dumber is a top 5 comedy all time
>>64150406
Well at least it's better than Warner's fav
siddle fuckin sucks
How do we fix Cricket?
>Follow on
Thank fuck for that. It feels like the first smart decision that Smith has made as captain.
>>64150447
BIG BASH
>>64150447
Remove India
Ban meme20
Ban some of the fucking tracks that make test matches shit
More Bumble
Less Shane warne
Who can stop us?
>hazel >good
>>64150500
>Remove India
He said how do we fix cricket, not kill it.
>>64150647
Where do you bat lad?
Reckon there'll be a fourth innings?
>>64150443
top kek, just released we're LITERALLY seeing Warner vs Blackwood this series
BIG BATS
>>64150667
India are actively killing cricket. When everybody isn't begging for Indian shekels they can work on making the sport better
India trying to force everything into their meme IPL
>>64150696
hahaha
>>64150698
BIG UNIT
How do we fix India?
Big Bash teams
>1. Pink Sydney
>2. Scorchers
powergap
>9. Green Melbourne
>10. Adelaide
powergap
>9000. everyone else
>>64150703
It wasn't India that wanted the 10 team World Cup and refused the Olympics spot, it was England. BCCI are killing the game, but so are the ECB, who are actively looking to keep it an old boys club with no one new coming in. The BCCI are so shekel driven they'll probably have no problem seeing more Associates play if they can make money off it.
smoth caught one
PATTO
SMOTH
Can someone kill that duck?
how many catches will smith take today?
Need some betting
>>64150800
he still landed fully on his elbows, isnt that how they pop out?
Literally winter time in Poo Peeland.
Is Burns white?
>>64150907
No Australian is truly white. You all come from poor stock, the figurative niggers of the anglosphere
The absolute state of kuckiel
>>64147828
>>64149216
>>64149395
>>64149549
lads Daniel is LITERALLY talking to himself in his dead thread RIGHT NOW
>>64150949
desperate bait desu
>>64150949
I'm a descendant of only expats and explorers
I'm watching MMA instead, /Cric/ is dead sorry lads
>collective embarassment that each Aussie feels when they wake up in the morning knowing that they have to live in a 140 degree, desert jail.
at least you guys are the """"""""""""best"""""""""""" at cricket
>tfw we should just bring back Alex Doolan as a sub fielder and put him at short leg
Guy was amazing in South Africa
>>64151021
Even BSA are laughing at You now Aussies. Just kill yourselves
>WoW naval mission failed
Fuck sake was on 97% chance completion too
>>64151067
Sick of le new guy at short leg meme, Burns keeps on dropping shit v
rugby is shiiiiiiiiit lol
is Darren Bravo related to Brian Lara?
>>64151129
Australia is shit. Someone post the pics of the scrawny little Auscunts that post here.
>>64151129
Football > tennis > boxing > cricket > rugby
Tbh lad
>>64151153
>Football > tennis > boxing
memesters PTFO
>>64151145
They're nearly all underage manlets with horrible acne
Either obese or skinnyfat, disgusting fucking animals
so who was bravo's 200 against?
Bangladesh or zimbabwe?
>>64151164
What's wrong, not got the physique for tennis or boxing cu.ck?
>Cricket
>Esports
>>64151176
rude desu
PATGOAT
A
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G
O
A
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Aussies getting btfo itt tbhonest lads.
>>64151145
>>64151176
>being this poorious that the muscular AusGODS laughed at you in Daniel's thread
reverse commentator's curse
cmon windies this is the first day i've been able to watch. at least get me through until sunday
PATTOOOOOOo
Pattinson looks like his shit has been fucked up
>>64151239
wage kek
Warner
Worst Marsh
Bushman
Smoth
Voges
Best Marsh
Nevill
Pattinjured
Shittle
Hazlegood
Lyon
>>64151231
Post a picture of yourself then
Bravo>A slightly smelly poo>Holder>poo>everyone else
>>64151264
>LE FUGG LE WURGING XDXD
>>64151274
I agree entirely
>>64151274
>no Watson
HAHAHAHA you fell for the meme
>>64151239
What's it like being a wage slave
Khawaja
Warner
Smith
Voges
S Marsh
M Marsh
Nevill
Starc
Pattinson
Hazlewood
Lyon
>mfw all Australians are on centrelink
>mfw Australians make fun of black americans
>literally the same thing as porch monkies on welfare
Its okay though, keep bragging about how you're the best at the form of cricket that nobody gives a shit about
t20 is here, and we're here to stay
>>64151285
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
I'M STILL JUST A SLAVE WITH A WAGE
>>64151311
>Khawaja opening
>>64151308
it's ok. gets me out of the house
Australia will take time to recover from this thread desu
>>64151339
Khawaja has more experience opening than he does at number 3 you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING summer of cricket casual.
>>64151321
Are you self employed, or just a fucking loser?
"it's tew for twenty-tew"
<laughter heard in background>
>>64151371
>>64151311
I prefer Worst Marsh opening because then >we can bump Stove down to 4 and I don't really like Stove @ 3 especially if he is coming in early against the swinging ball.
>>64151371
More experience at being shit. His average is better at 3/4
who /enjoysthegrind/ here?
I was neet for two years and it was fucking horrible
>>64151311
>>64151339
Khawaja is unironically a better opening choice than Burns
>>64151412
why do you enjoy it? did they brainwash you?
>>64151412
>>64151382
Keep telling yourself that wagekeks
I spend my days pondering life, exploring, travelling and playing world of Warcraft.
You LITERALLY slave away for 40 hours a week
>>64151417
Tell us more about your great knowledge of the Australian domestic league
>>64151403
The only good thing about Richie dying was that insufferable cunt who made the 12th man album has nothing now
>le mouth like a cats bum XDXD
Maybe now the cunt get a real j*b
PATTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64151412
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A SLAVE WITH A WAGE
P A T T O
A
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T
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>tfw this game will be over before lunch
>>64151439
> actually defending spending his youth playing WOW
LEAVE THE WORST INDIES TO ME
>Worst Pindicks
>Shit Lanka have the weakest tail in world cricket and poopeeland are STILL letting them wag
kek
KEK
>>64151474
>videogames can't be played competitively and regarded as sports
>>64151474
After careful inspection I've come to the conclusion that he was joking
>>64151445
I don't need to watch the Shield to know that Burns objectively has the shittier technique to open.
It took 3 innings for him to get absolutely exposed against the new ball. He's a good middle order bat from what I've seen, I don't see why they didn't blood Wankroft this summer.
>>64151474
I live a well rounded life of self improvement and due to not being a slave I can enjoy world of Warcraft in my acres of spare time.
why the fuck did we have to play this nigger team. sucks getting 2 and a half days out of a test match
holy shit dude
what the fuck is the west indies even
>>64151496
thanks senpai
>>64151506
You don't blood players against high quality opposition
>THERE ARE """""""""""""PEOPLE"""""""""""""""""""""" IN THIS THREAD WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE IN PATTINSON
OH BABY
LETS GO PATTTTTTTY
>>64151508
How much do you jerk off?
Goosey you here m8?
Your mancrush is tearing up
>The West Indies
>game over by lunch
fucking wew
>>64151560
2 times a day
>>64151541
looks like the slightly less gay version of macklemore
If I was Stove I would get Warner bowling on the other end so that PattGOAT can get a tenfer
>>64151506
Bancroft's form dropped this season, and just because someone's better than Burns doesn't mean they should replace him.
Khawaja works at three, so keep him at three. Burns doesn't work at two so replace him with someone else (eg. Shaun Marsh)
has barbados anon literally pooicided? ive seen hi in like one match thread
>>64151588
>implying he won't get it anyway
6 balls next over m8
6 wickets, match over
Pattison won't get it and this post will be singles
>>64151588
that's good captaincy
>>64151539
>LE I GOOD GED A FIGER AGIND LE WEST INDIGS XDXD
Guy has played well, better than I expected to
>Australia
Literally statpad: the team
>>64151576
yo, that's $50 for a tshirt
>>64151594
>Burns doesn't work at two
It's one, by the way, you seeeeeething fucking casual.
If you actually watched every over of the innings from start to finish, you would know that Warner doesn't face the first ball. It's always his partner.
Stay casual and seething though.
>>64151617
This is all they have nowadays
>>64151594
Fair enough, but in a couple of years when Voges retires Burns absolutely should bat at 5
kek some Aussie won US college football punter of the year and he got asked by the reporter why he plays US football instead of AFL or rugby and he said because he's fat so US football is better for him
>>64151630
>I'm a white man from the PNW who is also thrifty, a rapper, I really REALLY like sports, and I'm a ginger
a good view of that region of the US desu
>>64151664
>2015
>labeling your relationship
you did it to yourself lad
>>64151617
I was worried there might be another earthquake in NZ after the cricket world cup from the shockwave of all those people jumping off the bandwagon at the same time
>>64151648
In a couple of years when Voges retires, there should be a few more better options than Burns for the middle order.
Honestly I don't think he really has the ability or potential to bat anywhere in the top 6 at test level, long term.
HE'S DONE IT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATTINSON
>>64151659
well he's not wrong
In AFL you have to run a fuckload and if you want to be a fat rugby league player then you need to be a forward
>>64151659
NFL has really grown thanks to Jarryd Hayne
>>64151659
I mean it makes sense, punters literally don't have to do shit, and if he makes it to the NFL he will make at least 400k to kick a fucking ball 5-10 times a game.
Brian Lara is literally seething right now
who /cherrypicker/ here?
>>64151722
Why is NFL so memey?
>>64151659
You can't just be good at one particular skill in Australian sports like in American ""sports""
To play as an inside-back (usually where the kickers are) in Rugby you need to be able to ball carry, create plays, kick and tackle.
So in gridiron terms, there are skills there that would be required of the quarterback, halfback and safety.
SLATS USED TO OPEN? FOR AUSTRALIA? GEE I DIDNT KNOW!
HAHAHA WARNEY TELL US MORE ABOUT HOW YOU CHEATED IN UNDER 10s THAT WAS REALLY INTERESTING
AND NOW WE'RE CROSSING LIVE TO IAN HEALY WHO IS IN A CHERRY PICKER ABOVE THE SCOREBOARD. WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>64151734
Id love to tell that cunt to his face that he's a meme batsman
>>64151761
> Criticising other sports for being specialised
> In a thread about a sport where there's specialised positions
>It's a "Tubby takes someone fishing" episode
>>64151780
all rounders BTFO
>>64151773
What does that even mean? Lara was a good player for WI for years.
HE ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MANIAC OF A MAN
>>64151780
>being fat is a specialty
>>64151756
because marketing, men in suits, >muh american exceptionalism, and most of all sports casuals who only watch what the tv tells them to
>>64151761
I genuinely agree with you but there's much more memorization in Am.Football, you could possibly have to remember 100+ plays with slightly varying names, I would say QB is he hardest position to excel in, in either Rugby or Am. Football
>>64151799
>good
>just good
kys
is Siddle the new >le review everything man?
Wait what?
How is that umpire's call?
FUCK OFF
>Tfw watching with my dad
Comfy as fuck
Pattinson 10fer coming up
>95% of ball smashing into the stumps
>umpires call
wat
Isn't the rule 50% of the ball for umpire's call?
At least 75% of the ball was hitting the stumps. Was it the fact it was in the corner of the stump and the bail that messed it up?
HOW THE FUCK CUNT
>>64151843
I was defending Lara you jizzstain
>>64151803
>I genuinely agree with you but there's much more memorization in Am.Football, you could possibly have to remember 100+ plays with slightly varying names, I would say QB is he hardest position to excel in, in either Rugby or Am. Football
yeah I agree but that's largely because there is no other team sport where one position has such an impact on the outcome of the game as the quarterback does in gridiron.
But really most of the positions in gridiron (ie guard, linesman etc) have very basic roles and require very little skill. It's basically just pure athleticism that you can dump any grunt into.
Siddle is literally seething.
What the fuck was that siren?
>>64151900
Well did you conceive him? He can accept you as her new partner without calling you dad.
I'm actually furious for Siddle right now lads
Lara is literally Reddit: the batsman. I can always tell a casual when they say Lara is the best cricket player
If you unironically refer to Christmas as "Chrissy", you are bogan scum.
>>64151913
Perhaps at an amatuer level, but I'm sure the guys who make the NFL have a skill component to their play.
>>64151956
If you unironically live in Australia, you are bogan scum
>>64151952
Nah, reddit's player would be Chanderpaul.
>>64151956
My mate's wife's name is Chrissy and I never know if he's talking about her or Christmas
>Chrissy was good last year but I ate so much that I felt sick
>>64151985
Joke's on you, I live here ironically.
>>64151956
I'm sure you've never used a colloquialism before
>just got back from work
>windies already bowled out and 5/31 after the follow on
just fuck my test up please
>>64152004
Chandermeme's stance is too unorthodox to be reddit
Shaun Marsh is reddit the batsman
how often do athletes in Australia get like death threats and the like if they fuck something up in a game?
it was an Aussie punter who blew a play that lead to Michigan losing to Mich State and he got fairly credible threats on his life and had to go into hiding for a while, does that sort of stuff happen in Australia?
Is NZ redshits team?
THE CHERRY PICKER
WE'RE CROSSING LIVE TO IT NOW. WHO SHOULD WE SEND UP THE CHERRY PICKER THIS TIME?
NZ took 10 wickets that innings. That must be a record for them; I thought most of their bowling innings end in a declaration.
>>64152111
Why the fuck is that still a thing?
"The Windies were a mistake" - Ambrose
>>64151913
Yeah having played Am. Football for a couple years it pretty much is purely athleticism and team-work, I played a bit of Tight End/ Defensive Lineman (I was shit 2bh) and the bigger athletic strong black men would always be better than me
>tfw no cricket program to play in growing up
>JUST
literally free money
Holder seems like a good lad
>>64127514
>>64127514
>>64127514
NEW THREAD
>>64152180
New
>>64152159
>I really need to start betting on cricket games
>>64152196
>PP are still on the same thread from yesterday
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64152051
no but they cop a lot of banter
I might take this time to head to the bottle shop and buy some tequila to support my habit, be back soon
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>64152348
They're in the new thread
>>64127514
>>64127514
>>64127514
>>64127514
>>64151659
Source?
>>64152004
>>64151952
Both wrong, its ambrose
walkcunt on suicide watch
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