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/cric/ - New Zealand v Sri Lanka Test 1 Day 3


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Second innings
NZ 1/171, lead by 308

play has finished for day 3

come on in and discuss the best sport in the world!
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Not long now
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>new zealand thread
>made by an australian

Obsession.
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>not pizza edition
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>>64159550
Bails don't count as the stumps, so it's not out :^)
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post yfw it's Daniel getting pizza
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>>64159698
>unnecessary posts about things that aren't cricket in a cricket thread
>has no friends to share his pizza with so shares it with 4chan
>lies about having a gf

It's obviously him
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>choritzo and jalapenos
Its fucking hot lads.
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lads why is there an Esports popup channel
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7/10 not bad lads.
Picked off the anchovies though desu. Fucking nasty.
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>>64160281
have you fucked ivana yet you beta loser?
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>>64160307
kek
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>>64160307
Yes, but only ironically.
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>>64159764

Sky are running scurred, since they know it's only a matter of time before streaming completely outdoes them even with our shit internets, at which point their complete and utter lack of consumer goodwill gathered over the past however many years will leave them fucked harder than a ewe in a skirt in invercargill on a friday night on one of the few days when it's not too cold outside to get it up.

At this point, sky know sports is pretty much all they have going for them, and are wisely* trying anything sports related, to see what will stick
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>>64160307
Yes. In fact, she's here now. I ate the whole pizza before she arrived.
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>>64160344
post her feet
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Might watch some Looney Tunes lads
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>>64160344
>I ate the whole pizza before she arrived.
Jesus you retarded loser how are you supposed to last longer than 30 seconds without getting indigestion fuck you're an amateur son
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>>64160363
Bit of a turn-off desu
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>>64160390
>implying Daniel can go longer than 30 seconds
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>>64160428
beat his mother
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>>64160467
I'll ask the bull to do it, she's bigger than me anyways
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Daniel here ama
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The only series I'm looking forward to this winter is England vs SA and even that might be one-sided
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>>64160520
>not us vs PP @ PP
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>>64160520
>even that might be one-sided

The fact that I don't even know which side you are implying is going to dominate is pure evidence that it isn't going to be one-sided m8
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>>64160514
Have you fucked Ivana yet, you beta loser?
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>>64160536
SA will win
everybody knows that cricket is homebabby:the sport
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>>64160628
He's not far wrong.
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Is channel nine/cricket australia completely shitting themselves right now??

Nobody wants to watch the best team in the world thrash a C team from an irrelevant group of countries

It's like Real Madrid playing my local soccer club
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Will "will the windies" ever be a great test nation again?
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>>64161033

the funniest part is that Gayle, Russell, Dwayne Bravo, Pollard, Simmons & Badree are playing in the Big Based League

Atleast three of them would walk into the Test team if they were available for selection
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>>64161076

The West Indies LITERALLY won't be playing Test cricket in 5 years time

they will dissolve and Trinidad, Jamaica & Barbados will become associate t20/odi teams

might make international (meme) cricket more interesting because those countries playing separately will probably be better than the Windies lmao because the players will actually try,
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Execute all muslims.
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>>64161474
>in 5 years time
Try next year m8

They're literally discussing the terms of its disbandment as we speak
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>>64160628
Yeah I would say that, but SA have some HUGE holes in their lineup, and have just been absolutely mauled away from home. England, on the other hand, are in relative form.

It'll be decided on the first day IMO, if England can pounce on the shit SA has been through in the last month they might pull of something, but as soon as SA get back in their element the homebabby powers will rev up
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Josh Reynolds#faggotrip
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>>64161556
>Josh Reynolds#faggotrip
Testing
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>>64161536
sauce?
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KEK why are the poopeelians here?

Too irrelevant for their own thread?

kek

KEK

K E K

K - E - K
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>>64162194
Hello new friend
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walkcunt on suicide watch
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Poo Peelanders are still Poorious over the recent 2-0 defeat by Australia
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walkcunt on suicide watch
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>>64162669
Australia managed to win their game within an appropriate time limit so now we have to watch the minnows fight it out over 5 days.
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walkcunt on suicide watch
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Why are Australians constantly poorious?
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>You now remember the Windies are a test team
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Is she, dare I say it, elite?
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>>64173098
elite at suggin muh diyuk
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Is Bane autistic?
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>>64174250
>LE ORDISM XDD
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soon™
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>mfw I'm picking up 2 two topping pizza's and a 2 liter Sierra Mist for only $21.00
did I get a better deal than Daniel?
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>>64175410
>2 two topping pizza's
the fuck?

Dominoes pizzas are only $5 here
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>>64175410

>Amerifats
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What do you guys eat while watching the cricket?

Pic related usually holds me over for about 2 hours before I have a big meal
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Where the fuck is everyone

I'm literally talking to myself right now. /cric/ is kill
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>>64175908
Driving to pick up my pizza now
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>>64175410
2 toppings pizzas are literally $4.50 here m8
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>>64175908
Work

Probs won't be posting much today either bc no laptop
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>>64175993
>work on a sunday
KEK how poor are you?
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Fuck m8's it turned out to be $23.35. Was I ripped off?
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>>64176105
It's the tip m8

So yeah you were
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It's fucking happening. Today.
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>>64176126
No tip because it wasn't delivered
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>>64176053
>working the same fucking hours as everyone else

KEK how boring and predictable your life must be

I start at 2 for the entirety of next week, it's gonna be great.
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>>64176210
They delivered it from the oven to the counter
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Who /UFC194/ here?
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>>64176246
>LE I AM A SPECIAL SNOW FLAKE
People work normal hours because it makes sense. Also I can hang out with my friends and chill, but it doesn't matter for you because you don't have friends, daniel.
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>>64176353
>it doesn't matter for you because you don't have friends, daniel.
tru

still, I don't mind doing weekends if it means mornings off. For the record this is my first and probably only one this summer.
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The Big Based League LITERALLY starts in 4 days
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>>64176723
Mornings are a great time to work.

I like getting shit done early and then cruising for the rest of the day. I worked night shifts while studying and they are absolute shit tier. I think it contributed to my depression. I feel way better getting up out of bed at 7am and switching my brain on straight away. I feel connected to the people around me.
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>>64176747
>tfw I signed on for Big Based League fantasy
but not that excited
Meme20 might be more exciting if more oversees players played instead of domestic washouts
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Latham won't make a century.

I think Memecullum should let Bane score 150, then come in and memeswallop instead of Taylor coming in and then declare.
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>>64175795
t. Jonah Fa'alafoa
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>shit lankan fielding
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Out of Bane,Root,Kohli and Smith which of them will make 10,000 runs?
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>>64177323

the latter three all will, Kane won't because he doesn't play for a real a country and will have to be content with two Test matches vs Sri Lanka every year
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Is Kane better than Bradman? It's too close to call imo.
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>>64177363
That's a good point,NZ need to play more 4-5 match series against teams like England,SA and Australia. Bane would need to have an average in the mid 60s to pull that off
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>>64177417
He doesn't play with a wicket and a golf ball though.
He can't achieve meme status until then.
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>>64177439

they never will because
1) they aren't good enough (they got absolutely flogged against AUS & SA, they didn't tour India during their "undefeated" streak and they even lost to the fucking Windies in 2012 kek KEK)
2) they aren't profitable so host nations are never going to book them for more than 2-3 Tests. As for home Tests, they were supposed to play AUS for 3 Tests by their OWN board scrapped the third Test for ODI's. So even NZC doesn't like New Zealand playing Test cricket against real countries. They should have lined up Zimbabwe for 5 instead.
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>>64177439
>>64177363
Kane will definitely make 10,000

He's already over 3600 and is 25. He has at least 10 more years playing in him, especially considering his technique isn't based on physicality or slogging and the fact that there won't be any other players who will psh him out of the team so he'll keep being picked maybe until he's in his 40s.
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>>64177523

you're working under the assumption he holds this form for the next 10 years though. He will naturally have a slump. Remember he was pretty ordinary a the start of his career and there are a number of weaknesses in his game that can be easily exploitable. He seemed to be getting very frustrated with Shittle in Adelaide because he couldn't score off him so I think you just work on getting him out the same way you would someone like KP.

Players like Tendulkar & Ponting never held this form for longer than 5 years of their career.
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BANE???
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>>64177597
You have to go easy on NZ, it's not very often they have a genuine world class player in any sport that's not rugby, so they can get excited.
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Bane knocked over
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It takes NZ four days to win a test
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>>64177523
I remember when you guys were predicting Vettori would overtake Hadlee, because he had 100 wickets by 25 or something.
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>>64177712

Vettori was always an average Test spinner tho

Bane is genuinely world class
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>>64177748
Well, Vettori played in shitty conditions for a spinner, but my point was more just because someone has the potential to break records doesn't mean they will. I don't think anyone's disputing Kane's got the potential to be a Tendulkar/Ponting/Kallis tier player, but old mate was writing like he's already played 150 tests and got 10 000 runs.
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Allright lads, its nearly the end of 2015, how would the current World XI go against the World XI from 10 years ago? So:

Cook (ENGlel)
Warner (AUS)
Williamson (NZ)
Kohli (IND)
Smith (AUS)
ABdV (wk) (SA)
Mathews (SL)
Starc (AUS)
Steyn (SA)
Anderson (ENGlel)
Shah (PAK)

Ashwin for Mathews if playing in Asia

VS

Sehwag (IND)
Hayden (AUS)
Ponting (AUS)
Tendulkar (IND)
Lara (WI)
Kallis (SA)
Gilchrist (wk) (AUS)
Flintoff (ENGlel)
Warne (AUS)
McGrath (AUS)
Murali (SL)
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when did /cric/ start following cricket?
2013 here, around the time Australia was touring India
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>>64178101
Dude, you're supposed to admit to being a casual. Most of us would have been raised watching it
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>>64178062
> Cook making the ODI world XI

or

> Starc making the test world XI
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>>64178101
When I was 5 you seething seppo casual
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>>64178101
2015 CWC here
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>>64178231

Starc is clearly the best fast bowler in all three formats now

he is LITERALLY white Akram
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>>64178062
2015 team would win easily. Those guys in the team from 10 years ago are old as fuck now.
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>>64178245
I wanted Kiwis to win CWC and Wallabies to win RWC just for the mutual butthurt and shittalking which would have occurred
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These lads need to start slogging now.

Bring in Memecullum and then declare
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>>64178282
He's in great form, yeah, but he's even better at limited overs than in tests. He's playing well enough right now to be in all teams, but one shitty Summer and he'll be out of the test XI, whereas he's bought his spot in ODIs for years
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>leave Poo Peeland and their 115 kp/h """"pacers"""" to me
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>>64178315
At least Taylor doesn't seem to be fucking around. But if he takes a session to make 30, then I know what you mean.
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Tom Latham might unironically be NZ's best specialist opener in decades
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>>64178353
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will we EVER see Starc, Cummins, Pattinson & Hazlewood playing together at the same time?

Literally Windies of the 80's-tier
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so try to get to 500 before tea and then declare?
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>>64178467
>Literal who
>Bowling 160

kek
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>>64178497
Probably not. The selectors seem pretty keen on Lyon, plus MMarsh, so they'll probably only ever want three of them
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KEK what the fuck was that
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>FAILOR
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>>64178531
Cummins & Starc are good enough batsmen that they could bat @ 7/8 that way Gary Lyon can stay in the team
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HAHA TIME FOR MEMES
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KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?

Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
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Statscunt pooicided I think
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Memekuckem: 17(6)
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>get 100 career sixes
>declare instantly

this man is a fucking meme
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>muh aggressive intent

Just WATCH our bowlers fuck this up
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Watching shark week programs on discovery channel lads
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>>64178927
>>64179025
declaring this early might backfire. McMeme is proving his retardation by doing this. Why not meme up another 100 runs then delare
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>>64179127

he wants 20 mins of bowling before lunch

but fuck he could have played out those last 3 balls of the over. he LITERALLY declared because he tied Gilly's 6 record

Now THAT is autism
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>Have to resort to being in this thread

Eugh, it stinks in here and the seats are so wet
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>>64179127
It's a risky but educated declaration, especially with rain around. Declaring after lunch could be dodgy because with rain a draw would be an easy ride. This is at least giving them a decent juicy carrot.

Also he knows how slow they scored in the first innings, so if they want to chase it they have to really push
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>>64179292
You could, like, go outside
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>>64179375
Oh hi little girl, wow, you speak awfully funny
Be a dear and let me get wet in peace aight?
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>>64179196
He didn't want to surpass him, Mccullum is going to retire now because he's a nice guy and doesn't want to "steal" other peoples records.
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>>64179408
There aren't any girls in this country
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COVERS ON
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>>64179508
Just because they dont want to hang out with you or have sex, it doesn't mean they don't exist, daniel.
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>>64179562
>LE YOU ARE LE DANIEL XXDXDXDXD

kys
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reminder that virtually every PP ITT has been to GOATstralia at some point in their "life"

reminder that most Australians will NEVER go to PP
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>>64179591
Joy on, Daniel
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>>64179479
le shakes everybody's hand man has got to start and toughen up
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>>64179591
Calm the fuck down daniel
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>>64178588
That means Neville at 6, so MMarsh at 5, unless you're dropping him, which you might as well if you're playing 4 seamers.

So only 5 specialists batsmen. I know it's been done before, and I get what you're saying, it'd be badass. But I don't think they'd played the full team like that, not for a regular pick, maybe a seamer's pitch.
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NUMBER OF RUNS KANE NEEDS TO AVERAGE 50 (first innings of next match): 114
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Sky sports is showing the replay highlights of England vs SL in 2014. That was an embarrassing loss for England at home,especially since SL are basically Windies tier now
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>>64176915

Australia has the highest standard domestic competition in the world, by far. That is historically the reason why Australia has and always will be the dominant cricketing country.

Every single Australian state except SA & QLD is stronger than New Zealand.
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>>64179921
SL are literally amazing in comparison to the Windies m8
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Over rate is fucking terrible from NZ here
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>>64180412

they literally aren't

at a neutral venue they're about even. Shit Lanka have better batsman (only Mathews & Chandimal) and Windies have better bowling. And before you point out >3/500, keep in mind PP's bowlers literally did no better than the Windies did.

The only difference is that Shit Lanka have bowlers who work better in their home conditions.

But if you dumped both teams in say South Africa, Windies would win.
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>>64160281

>not liking anchovies

You're a literal fucking child, kill urself
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>>64180412
That was back when they still had Mahela and Sanga. I'd like to see SL vs WIndies now at a neutral location
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COVERS OFF, LADS
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"International" Rugby lads

>>64178678
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>>64180766
they play rugby in Brazil and Columbia?
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Looks like it's up to Australia once again to bump /cric/. What gives NZ, you even bail when your team's winning
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If singles NZ won't screw this up
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>>64180060
>Tasmania
>Strong
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who /comfy/ here?
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>>64181577
Cricket is like the only sport Tasmanian's a fairly good at
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>>64181577

they literally won back-to-back shields a couple of years back and most of that team is still intact

Tassie are LITERALLY better than Poo Peeland
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>>64181577
Forgot pic
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Dunk>Guptill
Silk=Latham
Doolan<Williamson
Doran<Taylor
Bailey=McCullum
Faulkner>Santner
Triffitt=Watling
Doherty=Craig
Hilfenhaus=Southee
Fekete=Bracewell
Bird>Boult
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>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-13/abbots-wind-farm-investment-ban-lifted/7024164

>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-13/sydney-siege-victims-to-be-remembered-with-floral-tribute/7024122

>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-13/police-pull-over-man-with-gunshot-wounds/7024012

>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-13/warne-issues-sos-call-to-lara-for-sorry-windies/7024080

>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-13/st-kilda-football-club-to-return-to-moorabbin/7024198


That is the latest news folks
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> mfw i realise NZ won't win this
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Pissmania had produced better sportsman than PP ever has (Ponting)

Pissmania has produced more relevant people than PP ever has (Princess Mary; Bob Brown)

Pissmania has produced more famous celebrities than PP ever has (Simon Baker)

Pissmania>PP
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>>64181917
Poo Peeland PTFO
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>>64181981

>GOATstralia's LITERAL shit is better than PP

kek

KEK
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Is Shane Warne and Jonah Lomu considered the greatest athletes of their represented countries?
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>Jonah Lomu

Literally who?
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>>64181917
Errol Flynn is most famous Tasmanian
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>>64182128

i literally have no idea who Jonah Lomu is
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>>64182128
nah mate, Warnie's not even our greatest cricketer
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>>64182161
>>64182208
He did the best haka dance of all the dancers
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>>64182161
>>64182208

greatest New Zealand rugby player ever
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Reminder that it took NZ 120 overs to bowl these guys out when 3 of the top 5 failed, and this match will be a draw
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>>64182250

>mfw a BSA tries to tell me about players he has never seen in a sport he doesnt even understand

That would be Cheatie, Lomu is barely in the top5 ABs
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>>64182285
kek


KEK
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Last digit of my post will be how many wickets NZ take by stumps
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Pizza was too spicy lads. Ring's on fire.
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>>64182420
Is it one of those shits where you keep wiping and there's still a bit more shit?
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>>64182436
One if those poos where the ring was too raw to wipe more than twice regardless
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>>64182420
You literal poof Daniel
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Where are the kiwis? Did the big scary aussies scare you off?
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>>64182491
Neck yourself fuckface.
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>>64182536
>waaah my poo hurt
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>tfw I think I broke the remote control
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>>64182587
Your poo will hurt when I buttrape you faggot.
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>Not catching that

kek

KEK

K E K
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Where were you when Guptill managed to score 200 and still lose the test for his country?
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is /cric/ watching the heem match?
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Why exactly did MemeCullum declare?
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>>64182304
Is the greatest Australian athlete of all time a surfer or something?
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>>64182746
Yep. Putting the Prelims on after an hour of cricket. Who you got?
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>>64182774
A horse desu.
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>>64182758
Because a decent bowling side should be able to comfortably defend this total
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>>64182802
I don't know enough about this sport to predict a winner
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>>64182855
>decent
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>>64182838
Australia's greatest horses still live longer than NZ's greatest rugby players
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>>64182896
uncool
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>>64182888
>10 wickets remaining
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>>64182964
>i can see that
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>>64182802
>>64182875
got the prelims on in the backround
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>New Zealand's best batsman Kane Williamson averages less than 36 year old Adam Voges, who averages 77 and only debut less than a year ago

Poo Peeland on literal pooicide watch
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>>>/tv/63570761

Which one of you spastic cunts is this
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>>64183247
> averages 77 and only debut less than a year ago

You realise this would be a far more impressive stat if he'd been playing for years, right?
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>>64183390
That's an ugly fucking dog
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How easy of a chase will this be and how stupid will McMeme look on declaring that soon?
He LITERALLY declared after he tied the record for sixes
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>>64183514
It's a pretty difficult chase. Drawing may be easy with rain around

You're the lad who thought England could chase 300 in the UAE right?
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>>64183612
NZ would be expected to win with this total, yes. But that's why we're going to shittalk so much when you fuck it up
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>>64183612
That might have been me. I have been wrong before with chases but I just feel that he declared early when he had time to get another 100 runs
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If Australia gave Tasmania to New Zealand would their team get better?
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>>64184250
We'd have a lot more thumbs
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Finally thank Fk.
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>>64184378
is Bitchwide an abo or wog?
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>the lefthandera
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just woke up from a nap lads
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>>64184793
cheeky
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>>64185675
Backstory plz
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>the amount of Australians posting when their poo team isn't even playing

Literal OBSESSION
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>>64185720
I teach short courses and this was one of those meme evaluation forms

I don't know who wrote this

Sadly I don't think it was the one cute grill
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>>64185959
Are you one of those people who go to high schools and play basketball with Maori kids to keep them occupied
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Is England vs South Africa literally the only good cricket series for the next few months?
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This is not a sport.

>>>/asp/
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>>64185959
They're probably taking the piss out of you daniel
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>>64186072

'yes'
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>>64186072
Neither of those teams are good
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Has a Sri Lankan ever posted in /cric/?
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>>64186492

Yes.
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>>64186551
If you're on 4chan, who's watching the shop?
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> New Zealand haven't taken a wicket in over 40 minutes
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>>64186072
which country is it being played in?
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>>64186741

>Playing Cricket in England in December

JUST
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reminder New Zealand LITERALLY would have been been better off if they didn't toss a bitchfit when the constitution was being drafted and federated as part of Australia
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>>64186770
Oh yeah

Well that it's in SA it's not even worth watching unfortunately. England will get fucking wallopped
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>>64186072
Unironically yes

Australia in Pee Pooland might be interesting
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>>64186932
How would we be better off exactly
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>>64186492
Yes, one even showed up last month to yell at me in broken English
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>>64186932
Historically, the idea was never seriously considered from the New Zealand side.
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>>64186986
More money, more respect, not having to change your flag to a fucking leaf
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Just contracted malaria lads.
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I can't stop doing smelly farts lads
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post /cric/ approved advertisements https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inu4ACaWH8I
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>not wrapping up a test in 3 days

fuck you cunts are plebtier.

home ground babbys
>>
Is Shinarive Chandimal the first batsmen to play for two different nations?
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If SL can get to stumps without another wicket then NZ will fuck this up
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>>64187182
the one with the windies and the fried chicken
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>>64187436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FftZt-Dw_hQ

classic
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Wagner can bowl 160km/h lads
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>>64187601
He barely hits 140 most if the time though
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>>64187601
Is he the fastest pee poolanders of all time?
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>>64178062
>No Mark Craig
>No Over Rated Trevor Bowlt
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>>64187736
Shane Bond and that other bloke bowl 150 km/h
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Nearly Crimbo lads.
>>
>craig on the field
JUST
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Will the second test be any better than this?
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>>64188407

There's literally no good Cricket until Saffers vs based England on the 26th.
>>
Is MMA the most forced 'sport' of all time lads?
>>
JUST fug muh shid up :D am I right?

And some of you wonder why you're not popular at parties.
>>
when will game 1 end?

got 20k on NZ winning and that 13k winnings back would be nice
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>>64188941
>NZ
>Winning

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>64189103

Is pretending you're on the run your gimmick?
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>>64189150
>YUH GIMMICKS
My situation is serious, in fact to the point where I'm considering biting the bullet and paying a ridiculous fine just so I can let all this be resolved in my life. The issue is I'm too proud to let my own government bend me over and butt fuck me.
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>>64188745
it might be
I'm unironically watching the fight now
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>>64189508

Same tbhonest.
>>
COVERS ARE ON
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>>64189103
betting odds had it more likely that SRI lanka draws then wins

trying to understand international innings and stuff is confusing, dont wanna RIP on this 20k b-bro
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>>64188179
sheeeiiitt I remember Shane Bond. NZ's greatest "what could have been" player
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>>64188941
Are you the same lad who bet on Chokeistan?
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>>64189865

>Went to Indonesia

He's def a paedo tbhonest.
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>>64189861
> Warnie
> A valid opinion on anything other than spin bowling
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>Six! Brendon McCullum hits his 100th Test six! Now level with Adam Gilchrist for most of all time #backtheblackcaps #NZvSL ^CE

POOPEALIA ON POOICIDE POTCH.
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>>64189934
They go to Cambodia for that apparently
>>
>>64189865
He claims it's tax evasion from the millions he allegedly owns
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>>64189713

lel NZ will win at a canter tomorrow

forecast doesn't have any rain and SL have the weakest tail in world cricket

Dismiss the two at the crease now and that is the game
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>>64189935
He's not even that good at coaching
He keeps on taking spinners under his wing who end up as total shit like Stove was
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>>64190151
Gore 2bh
>>
>>64189861
It will be dead bar the Ashes within 10 years.
>>
Any play left today lads?
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>>64190225
There's meant to be, but NZ rains
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>>64187206
kek'd but no, Wessels is the one i can think of directly but a few others played for multiple countries
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>>64189789
nope, i only bet on NZ since that's where my gf is from
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>>64190213

The BBL will unironically be more relevant than all international cricket except the Ashes within 10 years

it already is this year lmao
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>>64190112
I thoguht he was there on a scientific expedition to cure malaria
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>I rate meme20
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>>64188941
>>64189713
>>64190360


can you post your slip? this doesnt seem believable
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>>64190213
I think it'll stay popular here, but it's definitely going to be dead in the water in England and India
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>>64190421

Englel is getting into last chance saloon if they want to save their cricket (which translates to putting it on free-TV)

The 2005 Ashes was the last series on free TV and most people cant recall a single series beyond that
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>>64190360
Ah, you're a Sri Lankan dating a Maori?
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>>64190507

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/oct/28/bbc-talks-ecb-screening-english-cricket-2019

Still too far away though.
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>>64190213
>Drop ticket prices
>Drop food prices
>Drop beer prices
>make one area alcohol free


Fixd
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>>64190507
The ECB are fucks of the highest calibre. I unironically prefer the BCCI over them
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>>64190552

howcome Wimbledon, the Olympics and soccer World Cup has to be on freeTV for you guys but the Ashes doesnt?
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>>64190416
i'll upload it in sec

>>64190517
ukrainian dating a half white half maori .
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>>64190636

Probably because Sky was allowed to get its hands on the ashes but can't get its hands on the other stuff....yet.
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>>64190627

completely agree

The ECB (namely Giles Clarke) is THE reason that t20 isn't at the Olympics because it would conflict with Englels domestic season so the ECB vetoed it

Cricket at the Olympics is the single best thing you could do to grow the game because of all the free gibs that guberments would give their cricket teams, but no, Giles Clarke would prefer that Englel play India for an extra 5 ODi's
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>>64190701

/cric/ at the Olympics would be fucking GOAT.
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lol?
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>>64190733

>Englel would be called "Great Britain", Eoin Morgan would probably be forced to play for the Republic of Ireland
>The Windies would be broken up into the island countries

memes
>>
what are the chances of play resuming lads?
I'm wondering if it's worth searching for a stream
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>>64190840

>China & Russia would contest the gold medal because of doping
>>
>>64190840
That would unironically be a good thing for the Caribbean
>>
>>64190881

Is cricket the one sport where doping would be utterly useless?

Keep in mind this is the "sport" where Inzamam-ul-huq was unironically once one of the premier batsman in the world
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>>64190840
>The Windies would be broken up into the island countries
didn't that already happen at the comm games though?
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>>64190995
Unless you're already elite, it's useless

Didn't Ahktar dope?
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BIT THIRSTY THERE WARNEY HAHAHA
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>>64191153

He literally only follows slags on Twitter & Instagram.
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>>64191153
Imagine being his kids
>>
when's the day/night meme test?
>>
you have ten seconds to explain why Chanderpaul was not selected for the series
>>
>>64191153

Classic warney, 2bh
>>
Do you reckon Warnie bats for both sides?
>>
>>64190995
>Is cricket the one sport where doping would be utterly useless?

'no'. Sure doping isn't going to help the hand eye coordination side of batting, but its sure as fuck going to help bowlers recover from heavy workloads.
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>>64191407
I would not be surprised if he was closeted

Anyone that aggressively heterosexual always is
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>>64191407
getting your dick sucked by another man is not gay m8, and warnie is way to alpha to aloha for that
>>
>>64190995
Batting seems like a skill where physicality would matter very little but then why aren't there any female batsman who are even close to mens skill level
>>
>>64191619
Mixture of lack of interest and lack of proper skill development
>>
>poo peeland
What exactly is meant by this?
>>
>>64191694
idk Tbh, sure women don't have the strength to play the same way offensivly as men do, but they sure as fuck should be able to block as well, yet there is no female version of cock
>>
>tfw had to much sex and now my dick is all red and bruised
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>>64191820
who was the lucky prozzo?
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>>64191808
Women just don't give enough of a shit about sports to become that good

As fedora as this sounds, womens sports becoming professional would help a lot. The few that are tomboy enough to actually want to play sports always give it up or don't put as much time in because there's literally no money in womens sport
>>
>>64191902

>paying for sex
>ever

i literally do not see the point in paying for something you can get for free
>>
>>64191358

name sounds like he's a filthy paki
>>
>>64192034
And the West Indies are filled with curries
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>>64191358

hes like 42 isnt he?

also why do cricketers generally stop playing in their late 30s? why cant you be elite and play through your 40s? maybe not bowlers but surely you could be a batsmen and play at that age
>>
>>64191358

where does shiv rank amongst the all time greats?

dont really here his name thrown around all that often
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>>64192030

You sound like management at 4chan HR
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>>64192163
Once your reactions decline even slightly you're gone
>>64192217
Easily the most meme of them, but he's more notable for the extreme amount of time he dedicated to the game than his raw skill imqho
>>
NZ literally took 3 wickets in 2 sessions and still think they can win
>>
>>64192394
It is Shit Lanka, you take five wickets and the game is over
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>>64191990

this desu

there's no reason that Meg Lanning couldn't be good enough to play First-Class cricket for Kektoria if she played with guys all the time
>>
>BBL is on at normie times

Fuck sake lads.
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>>64193776
> he won't be listening to top-notch Junior, Gilly & Flintoff bantz

kek

KEK

I pity the state of your "life"
>>
David Warner is L I T E R A L L Y going to captain Australia

kek

KEK

K E K

http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/951917.html?CMP=chrome
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>>64194379
>ODIs are important to us

K E K
E
K
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>>64194379
called it lads, told you Smith wouldn't be captain by the next Ashes
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>>64194096
noice b8 m8, and noone even fell for it
>>
>the heem match lasted for 11 seconds
>>
Who /A-League/ here?
>>
>>64195413
>gay-peegue
>good

aren't their fans boycotting against the administration or something?
>>
What's a good subchan for posting hot chicks?
>>
>>64194379
Lads...
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>>64194531
>>64194563
>>64196265
What's the problem?
When you see him in interviews discussing cricket, he knows a lot more about the game than you are giving him credit for. He seems to have the respect of the players and at least has SOME charisma (compared to Smith's 0 charisma).

Smith is just awful and Warner is objectively a better option.
>>
It's finally happening lads

The BSAs are noticing

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/dec/10/boomer-collins-mlb-cricket-india
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>>64197741
>Boomer Collins had never heard of cricket before this year, but now he’s in India hoping to win a T20 contract
kek

KEK

KEK
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>>64197741

>His name is literally "Boomer"

kek

KEK
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>>64197741

>Collins said one thing he’s finding burdensome about his transition to cricket is the decision-making – and deciding which shot to play. “With baseball you take your best swing whereas cricket you have to change your swing to the different balls that come in,” he said.

mfw
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>>64197741
>2020 World T20
>USA qualify with a bunch of minor league smashers
>rack up 200+ scores every game with meme slogging
>can't defend any of them because no bowlers

I can see it desu
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>>64197856
You can just see the indians getting behind this guy tho
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>>64197271
He's a fucking ape, I'd prefer him to Smith but it's not that much of an improvement

Voges or Nevill are unironically the better choices, especially Boges if he wasn't going to end up in a retirement village next year
>>
remember the IPL season where it was in South Africa because the Pajeets were busy shooting each other
>>
>>64198156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdCkB-2_7EU

0:42

he LITERALLY answered that UNIRONICALLY
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>>64198284
>phil hughes
;_;7
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awTi8ewSTuk
0:30
>"Steve Smith - he just oozes stupidity"
>>
whats a cheap easy dinner i can cook up lads?
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>>64198284
>Smith

Does anyone else hate him?
>>
>>64198454
Stir Fry
Pasta with a basic red sauce
Spaghetti Carbonara
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>>64198454
Rice cooker grilled cheese
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>>64198454
Tower Burger combo upsized
>>
>LE FUG LE STEEBS MIFF xD xD
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>>64198589
You're better than this, Reality Christ.
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>>64194379
>ODI

I thought Bailey was captain
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>leave P*rth to me

>>64198844

Not anymore. Stove is captain of Test & ODI and vice of t20. Fucking Finch is captain of t20 (kek KEK)
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>>64198106
I would unironically cheer for that play style
>>
>>64198778
There comes a time when you have to sink to other people's level just to show them how pathetic they truly are.
>>
>>64198589
can you please stop pretending he's a good captain?
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>>64199056
>Test record of 3 wins and 1 draw

>HE IS A SHIT CAPTAIN :DDDDDDD

Get back to me when Australia wins 5-0 to reclaim the Ashes.
>>
>>64199098
>the standard of test cricket is the lowest it's ever been
>HURR IT MUST MEAN STEVE SMITH IS A GOOD CAPTAIN BCUZ AUSTRALIA HAVEN'T LOST XDXD
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>>64199098
You are such a seething fucking causal that you don't even know that he was captain for earlier tests

Know your sister, oh wait she's dead
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>>64199038

>exiled in a third-world shithole because of tax evasion
>dumped by his gf and his unborn child aborted
>his daughter LITERALLY being raised by another man

The absolute state state of YOU to be calling ANYONE else pathetic

kek

KEK
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>>64199098
So you thought Ponting was great and Clarke was shit?
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>>64199183

Ponting was literally a better captain than Clarke

Sure Clarke may have been more tactically astute, but the team literally fell apart twice-over on his watch

Ponting was a brilliant man-manager
>>
>>64199218
But Ponting wasn't nearly as great as his record would indicate and Clarke wasn't nearly as shit as his record shows
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>>64199307
I'm literally sending her a link to this post Daniel
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>>64199345
>LE YOU ARE LE DANIEL
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>>64199374
>LE I AM NOT LE DANIEL XDXD
only you would stalk random girls on Facebook and post pictures on 4chan
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>>64199307

she's got tits but her face is fairly dreadful

and I had to google who that coconut was. Literally no one outside of PP cares/knows anything about Rugby

I hadn't even heard of Richie McCaw before the RWC. 99% of Australians haven't heard of Richie McCaw at all so please dont assume we should know who some literal whom Rugby player is.
>>
>>64199307
My gf works at PWC with Beauden Barretts gf.

Hoping to meet him at some point. I'll show him /rug/
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holy shit lads this just happened

>this match will never be real
Feels bad bros
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>>64199440
yuck
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>>64197741
“If I turn this into a career, I turn it into a career. If I don’t, I’ll go get a job,” he said. “I’m not going into this as if it’s a hobby. With a little bit of practice and a little bit of time, I think I could make a career out of it.”
>I don’t, I’ll go get a job

kek

KEK
>>
>>64199440
Looking through her photos she's actually not to bad facially when she doesn't go full bronze, although she's nothing special either

Still fucking lmaoing she just came up in my feed, I remember /rug/ talking about her ages ago
>>
>White people tanning themselves

Do these cunts want to age quicker or some shit?
>>
>>64199440
>LE LOOK AT HOW IGNORANT I AM I LITRRALLY KNOW NOTHING XDD :D XDXD
>>
She does just look like a stereotypical rugby player gf though desu

Hot but also kinda bland

Wonder if she has a saffer accent
>>
>>64199536
Both average as fuck. Left is probably slightly better body
>>
>>64199466
Oh sweet man bogan barit is my favourite meme player

When you see him can you say "you are anons favourite meme player"
>>
>>64199523
Wait.
Not him, but do you genuinely think it's a meme? Do you think we are joking when we say things like that, and are only doing it to get you salty?

K E K

It's literally the truth mate. Unless you're a fairly avid rugby follower (there aren't many in this country, most are just casuals), there's a very high chance you won't be able to name a SINGLE currently active rugby player, let alone some literally who from New Zealand.
This is not a joke. This is not a meme. This is the TRUTH.
>>
>>64199523
/afl/ here

There's literally no difference between League and Union to me
>>
>>64199523

>post in /cric/
>/cric/ is atleast 80% Australians, there are 3(three) PP's at most
>Rugby is a tiny niche sport in Australia, LITERALLY less popular than push-bike riding
>expect this community to understand your Rugby references

Go make your own thread for you and all your friends, A.M
>>
>>64199521
My Maori genes protect me from skin cancer
>>
>>64199582
This.
It's LITERALLY like asking the average New Zealander to name a current AFL player.

It's not an exaggeration.
>>
>>64199643
Abos play don't they?
My parents saw a swans game once and said it was alright
>>
>>64199654

YES THEY DO MR BIG STRONG NEW ZEALANDER PLEASE NOTICE OUR SPORT
>>
>>64199643
that one guy that got booed

there, I win.
>>
>>64199693
Quade plays union m8
>>
>>64199693
I said average New Zealander
Not a loser who spends his time browsing the sports section of a Chinese cartoon imageboard

If it wasn't for /sp/ you wouldn't even know about that, would you?
>>
I kinda wish AFL would pick up here desu it seems more fun than rugby but also it looks a bit faggy I mean you can't be fucking serious with those gay as kits

And the fact that the pinnacle of the sport is literally jumping on another guys back when he isn't expecting it is a total meme
>>
>>64199720

hi daniel
>>
this triggers the poorpetually poorturbed poo peelander poofter

>>64199002
>>64199002
>>
>>64199720
based daniel dropping truth bombs
>>
>>64199734
>LE U ARE LE DANYEL XDXD
>>
>>64199720
>literally jumping on another guys back when he isn't expecting it

Bad memories of you and Uncle Carl, Daniel?
>>
>>64199738
How long before a PP post?
Keep in mind I don't expect any of the PPs from this thread to be desperate enough to post in it, they know better... but there are plenty of PP freshies out there who will take the bait.
>>
>>64199693
And I can name that guy who died from a poo that was too big
>>
>>64199714
Nah I heard about him from some Aussies I know on normiebook

>>64199734
>>64199739
>>64199758
>LE I AM LE DANIEL XDXDDDXDXDX
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>>64199470

BASED George HogGOAT hattrick
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>>64199776
>LE LOMU DID A BIG POO AND DIED BECOZ POO PEELAND XDDDD
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>>64199831
>>64199831
you ruined it fuckwit
I was hoping for an unironic post
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>>64199826
>hat trick in a meme20

Shit happens like all the time m8, get on my fucking level
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>>64199878

>Bongladesh tail

kek

KEK
>>
>>64200060
a double hat trick is a double hat trick m8, LITERALLY never happened ever in a test, and only once in a meme match
>>
>The highest target successfully chased by Sri Lanka against New Zealand is 93 in Galle in 2012-13

haha this is actually fucking real
>>
>>64199171
My daughter is not being raised by anyone except my ex and a nanny.

If being pathetic means living on a paradise island with lots of money and being chased by the government for being an average joe that got too rich too fast, well I would love to know what being a success is.
>>
>>64200475
pay your taxes you greasy scum
>>
>>64200475
Tell me about your childhood, Reality Christ.
>>
>>64200475
your narrative is falling apart
>>
>New Zealand vs Sri Lanka.
>0 Sri Lankan flags.
>>
>>64200638
proxy probably
>>
>>64200658

Nah, I don't watch or really care about cricket. I post on F1 and football threads mostly.

I saw "Sri Lanka" on the catalog and thought maybe I should check it out. Also I doubt anyone would want to have a proxy server in Sri lanka.
>>
>>64200697
Is sri lanka better than India in terms of defecation procedures?
>>
>>64200697

so you watch and follow sports where your country is completely irrelevant and has virtually no representation. What's worse, you almost certainly bandwagon teams from cities that you never have and likely never will visit.

pathetic.
>>
>>64200638
Wahey knew one of you would show up eventually

Distinctly remember there was one reasonably regular here for the tour last year, haven't seen him since
>>
>>64200727
who stuck a scorpion in your cornflakes am I right?
>>
>>64200757
of all the potentially dangerous australian animals you could have chosen, you chose one of the least threatening. congrats for knowing nothing and being >obsessed
>>
>>64200757

its a phenomenon with all Asian countries that absolutely baffles me

they all follow divegrass religiously despite being absolutely abhorrent at it themselves. It's the most stark example of cultural kuckoldry I can think of.

Australia is UNIRONICALLY the best povertyball country in the Asian Confederation despite the fact that soccer is nothing but a Western Sydney wog meme here, and even that is on suicide watch atm.
>>
>>64200772
who stuck a Leb in your cornflakes am I right?
>>
>>64200800
still >obsessed, but much better satire
>>
>>64200814
got 2 (You)s out of it, and I'm the obsessed one
>>
>>64200726
I've never seen someone taking a shit in public so I guess it's better.

>>64200727
Pretty much. I hope to visit and watch live games soon.

>>64200741
Oh. So I guess I'm not the only one. This is the first time I posted on a /cric/ thread though.
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>>64199863
It's not even a meme, he LITERALLY died from a poo
>>
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leddit on pooicide watch
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>>64200697
>F1 and football
Disgusting

I bet you didn't even cry when Sanga retired
>>
>>64200851
name on krazyfaggot
>>
>>64200790
Apparently the powers that be saw how India alone was carrying cricket and are sinking ridiculous amounts of money into wogball there, and if you're outside of India or Pakistan you'd be used to pathetic international teams
>>
>>64200865
t. bathurst 1000 fan
>>
>>64200851
>LE FUGG LE WOMENS SPORTS XDD :D XDXD
Don't you have a gamergate convention to attend?
>>
>>64200865

Hahahhaa. No, I didn't.
>>
>>64200900
Do people in the eastern states unironically watch that shit?

The only person I know who watches motor ""sports"" is some French expat
>>
>>64200898

India and Pakistan are literally among the worst Asian teams, and that's saying something

They can't even qualify for the actual tournament

kek

KEK
>>
>>64200929
Bathurst is for bogans
F1 is pretty cool, I usually have it on in the background and occasionally check it.
>>
>>64200929

my dad and his mates watch it

thats the kind of demographic they're going for

even with F1, Bernie has literally stated numerous times he doesn't give a shit about young people, he's only interested in rich old men
>>
>>64200819
I could literally say the same thing
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>>64200913
fuck you, I did
>>
>>64200991
didn't think that one through
fuck
>>
>>64200992

hi daniel
>>
Just watched star wars lads.

If Daniel were Sith he would be Darth Virgin

If Statscunt were a Sith he would be Darth Retard
>>
>>64201051
I nominate this for the worst post of 2015 for whenever we do the /cric/ awards
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>>64201061
Hi daniel
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>Auckland win meme smash
>despite literally losing a playoff match two days ago

When will these meme playoffs end
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>>64201077
They also got Kucktill back for one of their games against the Knights which put them through. None of the Knights Black caps were allowed to play.
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>>64201077
>being so shit at cricket you hide away in your own little irrelevant meme league rather than facing the best in the world in the Big Strong Big Bash

Kek.

KEK.
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>>64201112

Pink Sydney:
>Stove out
>Bing Lee retired
>Starc ded
>overseas players are Botha & Lumb

Green Sydney
>acquired Shane "GOAT" Watson
>acquired Andre Russell
>acquired Fawad
>Patterson, Doran & Khawaja fit this year

kek

KEK

Pink Sydney on literal pooicide
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>>64201153
Green Sydney will continue to suck like they have for the entirety of BBL's existence.

>having a 700+ day losing streak

Kek.

KEK.
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>>64201168

kek nope

Green Sydney and Red Melbourne are favourites for the championship this year. They are both massively improved teams.

P*rth have no batsman with Voges & the Marsh's on international duty. Green Melbourne will lose Fuckner & Memeswell to international duty at the business end of the comp so they will fail in the finals again.
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If you are an active supporter of the big pleb league it is time to kill yourself.
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>>64201203
your narrative is falling apart
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>>64201203

LITERALLY kill yourself you memespouting faggot
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guys what the fuck I just heard that Ian bell just died
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>>64201294
If Ian Bell was a sinner he's going to Ian Hell
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>>64201203
Absolutely fucking this. Australia shouldn't sink to india's lows
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>>64201294
shit mate you're not wrong
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the based bash is LITERALLY this week lads
who /GOATchers/ here?
>S. Marsh
>M. Marsh
>Agar
>Hogg
>Voges
>Bancroft
>Klinger
>Potentially Bitchwide
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>>64201294
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/dec/12/ian-bell-obituary
FUCK
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1. Dugan
2. Atiken
3. Roberts
4. Lafai
5. Nightingale
6. Widdop
7. Marshall

Is it elite lads?
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>>64201086
More likely that they didn't fucking want to desu
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>>64201239
>yuh MEMEspouting

fuck off idiot.

>>64201301
This guy is on the money here. We want Cricket Australia to stay classy and not play these meme fucking cricket games.
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>>64201320
Dugan is all but confirmed for playing in the centres lad
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>>64201299
Is Ian Hell related to Ian Healy?
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>>64201301

The BBL will "LITERALLY" be more relevant than ALL international cricket (this includes EVERY game played by PP) except the Ashes WITHIN 5 years

>>64201310

both Marsh's and Voges will be gone after round 2

(>)YOU will literally have to resort to batting ALL of Coulter-Nile, Willey and Agar in your top7. Memedorff is kill and Paris will die after a match or two max.

kek

KEK

K E K
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>tfw
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>>64201333
1. Mann
2. Lafai/Aitken
3. Dugan
4. Roberts
5. Nightingale
6. Widdop
7. Marshall

Is it elite lads?
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>>64201332
The boards constantly try to push the meme leagues for shekels, and you can't blame them. It's when the fans UNIRONICALLY watch matches and discuss teams like it's not a fucking joke is when you've got a problem.

Really proud of the turn up to our meme20 "finals day". About 15 people.
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>>64201342
T20 is literally on the decline. When England get their meme league there will be so many games that no one will watch, and because they're all boring and identical it'll fall off.
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>>64201361
>1. mann
>2. Lafai

kek
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>>64201361
Broncos 't get Roberts desu and Lafai is a specialist centre anyways. That backline does look promising though
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>>64201384
Yeah this.

I'm tipping this gimmick of
>wow what a close game

will finish soon
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M E M E S
E
M
E
S

http://www.cricket.com.au/video/chris-gayle-big-bash-league-melbourne-renegades-highlights-t20-sixes/2015-05-15

>>64201363

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING FUCKING CASUAL DETECTED

The purpose of the BBL is NOT shekels, even if that would be ideal. They could have made more out of the Big BASED League by keeping it on Fox.

The purpose of the BBL is customer & fan acquisition. It's about growing cricket into an audience it otherwise wouldn't reach. I've been to the BBL a couple of times and its full of families. Not old men and bogans like Test matches are.

THAT is the future of cricket.
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>>64201389
Broncos will get Roberts*
Was saying Dragons won't and changed it to Broncos will and it came out as an abortion. fug
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>>64201384

Ridiculous statement substantiated by zero evidence.

Last year attendance and TV viewership on the BBL was up. it has been every single year.

I don't give a shit about other countries. Cricket in general is on the decline, Test cricket the worst of all. Look at the state of Windies cricket and Pakistani cricket. No one in England gives a shit about cricket. Whites in South Africa are getting PTFO'd.

Soon cricket will just be >us and India playing wallop20. The BBL is one of the few things that is going strong.
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>>64201384
England already have a meme league, it's just not a big deal because the ECB are incompetent at promotion.
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>>64201453
utter #truthbombs in this post tbhf
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>>64201363
Daniel
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>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-13/victorian-womens-festival-criticised-after-refusing-transgender/7024584

That is the latest news folks
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>>64201410
It's already gone man. I was part of the t20 bandwagon five years ago but fuck it just bores me now. The tactics are just so fucking terrible to watch, and the "close finishes" are never actually tense or exciting
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>>64201477
>trip

This meme sucks now, fuck off.
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>>64199878
islam on pooicide watch
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reminder that PP's are FURIOUSLY envious of the Big BASED League. Not only because unlike whatever meme shit they have, the BBL is genuinely popular and entertaining, but because they will NEVER EVER be allowed into it.

Reminder that daniel UNIRONICALLY tried to start discussion about PP meme20 but "LITERALLY" no one gives a shit. This makes him VERY upset.
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>>64201544
Not me, t20 is literally one of the worst excuses for a sport there is. Baseball is miles better. Sometimes I've tried to get into it but it just sucks so fucking much. Absolutely nothing I love about cricket in that shitty fucking game.
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>>64201573

Then you willstill be furious over the fact that the BBL is overwhelmingly successful and the fact that it will have daily /cric/ threads because no match involving New Zealand without Australia in any format will ever have either of those things
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>>64201573
>T20 is literally one of the worst excuses for a sport there is!
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>>64201573

>this entire fucking post
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Execute all muslims.
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>>64201714
Bigot
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>>64201544
Daniel was also begging the Big Strong Australians to make a team for PP in the Based Bash just last week
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>>64201418
This

Cricket Australia are honestly the only ones who aren't actively trying to destroy the game. The Big Bash is kept separate from test games and used purely to build interest in the sport and get people to watch ODIs and Tests.

It's not remotely comparable to shit like the IPL or CPL
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>>64201332
Literally shut the fuck up, you try to act like some elite cricket patrician when you UNIRONICALLY think Smith is a good captain and your opinion on him is based entirely off a few test match wins against Pee Pooland and the West fucking Indies, games that were filled with evidence of his shit captaincy
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>>64201878
>you try to act like some elite cricket patrician
False. I have always said I am a casual, yet my knowledge probably surpasses 90% of these so called 'experts' on /cric/. Only casuals are calling for Smith's head when he "literally" has not put a foot wrong so far.
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>>64202075
your narrative is falling apart
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>>64202075

Smith is an awful captain and as the other guy said there are innumerable examples of it, he just hasn't had a real challenge yet to expose him.

I'll give you two:

1) Melbourne Test against India last year - Rather than declare and push for a victory. Stove Shit batted through until the second session of Day 5 and posted a meme 500+ score for India to get while Michael Clarke was literally sitting in commentary saying he would have declared the previous night.

2) The recent Test against the Windies. On day 3 after lunch, Smith inexplicably bowled Marsh & Shittle for an entire hour after lunch with their rubbish 125 kp/h half volleys and allowed the Windies to go from 5/35 to over 100.

None of this has mattered so far because the opposition has been crap and he has homebabbied all the way, but he has clearly been exposed as a clueless captain. Players like Voges and Nevill have Shield captaincy experience and would both be much better,
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>>64202075
>he "literally" has not put a foot wrong so far
You're deluded. Every game he's captained has been marked by some dumb fucking decision

>>64202128
Voges is Middlesex's unironic captain too. He's probably the most experienced of the lot
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>>64202128
>2. marsh and siddle
Marsh especially needs more overs at test level and this was the perfect opportunity for him to get a good bowl with the windies so far behind. There isn't anything wrong with managing Pattinson in his first game back and hazelwood has bowled a lot of overs this year. You could argue that they bowled 5 overs too many or that lyon should have been introduced, but smith showed he wanted to play a differnt type of cricket than just simply targetting the stumps and trying to blow teams away with injuries to starc and johnsons retirement. In a game they were never going to lose, there wasn't much wrong with it IF Smith was thinking about the bigger picture.

I'm sure with the india scenario his first priority was the series win and then the test match win so I can understand that decision.

I've yet to see Smith drop back double sweepers like cook, or try heavy handed fielding repositions like mccullum so for a new captain starting out, hes at least better than those 2.
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>>64202298
There's no reason to rest bowlers that severly several after lunch and it's completely inconsistent with how he managed Starc who had a known injury.

It's honestly poor captaincy that you're trying to justify by pulling shit out of your arse
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