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Australia vs West Indies begins tomorrow.
New Zealand vs Sri begins tomorrow as well.
/rug/ has been merged into /cric/ due to poor attendance rates.
Please keep all rugby discussion within this thread.
Thank you for the panda ring
just a reminder that /cric/ will only be active during the test matches that involve Australia
>>64094768
SOON ™
We /arse/ now.
why did the previous thread autosage and 404?
>>64094801
/leicester/
>>64094801
Is this just a friendly/exhibition or will they bring a league game here?
A final solution to the muslim question must be found.
>>64094814
When a janitor/moderator deems a thread "unworthy" they can make it autosage without being at post limit.
Why not just delete it? Because the people posting in it are deemed to be a negative for the board, so they want to keep them contained in the autosaging thread.
>>64094814
btw, this thread we are in right now is autosaging.
>thread 404s
>start a new one
fuck you guys are insufferable, if it 404s naturally it means no one fucking wants a thread
>>64094814
it 404'd naturally m8
>>64094990
no it isn't you fucknugget the mods aren't trying to conspire against you
guys check the cricket south africa facebook page right now
>>64095117
we already know slowcunt
>>64094905
Friendly.
>>64095085
It didn't "naturally" 404, you absolute fucking retard.
And this thread IS in autosage.
Make a post and see if it bumps the thread.
Hint: it won't.
Fucking kill yourself.
>>64095259
that particular post you're replying to actually bumped the thread up to page 1 though
I was looking at the catalog when it happened
Elite, handsome and muscular GOATistic Elitespouter on king of /crug/ watch
does anyone else feel like international cricket is at an all time low?
there are no good teams and none of the players are memorable
>20 poosts
>7 poosters
"""""nice""""""""""""""""poomunity""""""""""""""" (You) have here m8s
>>64095085
kys kuckiel
rugby is a shit sport
>>64095575
no idea why the schizophrenic (he is literally diagnosed) OP included rug in the title
Now we're going to have the refugees of that "spoort" (all of 5 of them lmao) washing up in here
>>64095629
OP is a poo peelander using a proxy and pretending to be holly poster
>>64095259
>on page 1 right now
K I L L
Y O U R S E L F
>>64095457
>and none of the players are memorable
>>64095672
You are literally seething right now.
Kill yourself.
Thugby Poonion on irrelevant pooicide watch
>>64095457
it's the first time in a very long time that there isn't a world class all-time GOAT cricket team
previously it was:
>~1970-1978 Australia
>1975-1995 West Indies
>1995-2007 Australia
There isn't even a clear no1 cricket team now that South Africa have lost alot of their good players. The big4 are basically just the best in their home conditions (except SA lmao) and the lack of competitiveness at the top makes shit meme teams like Sri Lanka and New Zealand look good.
>>64095713
>get comprehensively PTFO
>y-you're s-seething!!!!!!
I await your furious and ass-ravaged reply (which will bump the thread to page 1 of course), but I will not be reading it.
>>64095823
>lost alot of their good players
not for long m8 didn't you hear they're all coming out of retirement
>>64095871
>the absolute city of Graeme Smith
he's literally doing it because he divorced his wife and now he's bored
Trott 2.0 coming up
>>64095845
It fills me with great pleasure knowing that I have comprehensively PTFO you yet AGAIN, and it fills me with even greater pleasure KNOWING that you WILL read this and become even more enraged than got currently are, which is a great deal.
>>64095823
Australia is simply the GOAT right now
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>64095937
Australia in meme cricket is GOAT because CA have bet their house on the BBL. The current team is probably only second to our 2003 team in terms of all-time pyjama sides.
But in real cricket, well...
I see the absolutely furious ausfailian keket bogan has given me a (You), which is predictable of him. I'm sure it wasn't a very high quality (You), but I wouldn't know, because I didn't read it.
>tfw full day of mind numbingly dull NEET existence to get through before the cricket is back on.
>claim to not read my post
>literally expose yourself as having read it
>literally exposing yourself as furious as fuck
>literally giving me TWO (You)s by not directly replying
KEK, is it amateur hour right now?
Keep on being poorius, pooicidal and poorturbed.
Eagerly anticipating your inevitable furious reply filed with damage control and second hand memes, which I will be reading and screencapping to add to my huge collage of poorturbed poo peeland (You)s.
KEK
are the Warriors elite?
I am of course referring to the Golden State Warriors of the NBA
@64096087
Dont tell my friend what to do
>>64096178
>>64096063
>Memespouter LITERALLY using proxies to talk to himself in the middle of the day
Now THIS is PATHETIC. Even MORE pathetic than when you spent your entire Saturday night statsautist posting.
>that ONE poo peeland poofter who STILL is pretending there is more than one PP in /cric/
KEK, absolutely pathetic.
>>64096220
Theyre elite, but look all time great due to defenses geared to stop hard drives.
When the league balances out, LeBron and Curry will be trading ships.
>>64096220
Wow, I don't believe it. A Big Strong Australian noticing our sport!
>>64096535
the NBA is pretty big here la'
>>>/tv/63456396
found walkbro on /tv/ lads
Fucking Scott Henry stat padding on the fourth day instead of trying to make a fucking game of it. Fuck off back to Poo South Wales cunt.
The thing to remember about the bogan is that their allegiance is not to any particular sport, but to the nation of Australia.
It is for this reason that the Australian bogan gravitates so strongly to the three tent-pole sports of boganism - Cricket, Rugby League and AFL. The bogan gravitates to these sports not because he enjoys, or even understands them. The bogan cares only that Australia is the best, thereby validating the bogan. And where else can the bogan assert that Australia is best, other than on the sporting field, where there is a clear winner and loser.
It is for this reason that the bogan will sometimes be seen supporting the wallabies - albeit often furrowing his brow in a vain attempt to understand the sport of rugby. They can't understand how an Australian team might not be the best in a sport, but they will support the team when the team appears to be on the cusp of establishing themselves as the best in the world, only to promptly decry the sport, and not the team, in the event that Australia should lose. A failure of the national side is a failure of the bogan himself, and the distancing of one's self worth from the worth of the national sporting team would require a degree of metacognition that the bogan is simply not capable of.
So the rest of Australia will continue to humour the bogan, as without them our shipping, construction and minerals industries would grind to a halt. And the television networks will continue to play AFL, rugby league and cricket in order to pacify these puzzling creatures. And every now and again on a humid summer breeze you will hear their cries of ">muh state of origin" and ">muh Warney" and you will know that the Australian economy is in safe hands, at least for the immediate future.
Who /rug/ here?
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/international/74847153/ali-williams-signs-on-for-racing-92-as-dan-carters-minder
>Dan Carter's French club have hired former All Blacks team-mate Ali Williams as his minder.
>"Given his experience, his main mission will be to advise and help manage the many demands of Dan Carter, including the media," said Racing on the club's website, with Williams starting work on Saturday.
>"Mr Williams will also conduct commercial relations operations for an investment account."
LGTSS
>carter
Hiku signed with the Panthers lads
>>64096087
I've seen that pic being posted for ages now and only just realised it was a pun. Fuck I feel so stupid
In my brand new corolla zr right now
>>64096242
this, to be honest
>West Indies have not won a single Test match away from home against anyone but Bangladesh in nearly eight years.
wew
e
w
I for one support the /cric/ and /rug/ merge
>>64096972
lel
>>64095823
>NRL that low
hol up
>>64096220
Wait so you WEREN'T talking about the great New Zealand Warriors, the 0-time winning champions of the NRL?
Sydney Morning Herald Tbh family
>>64097578
I honestly feel bad for them
wheres the aunt story
>>64098267
>>NRL that low
not that surprising, it is only popular in NSW+QLD so country-wide it isn't going to do that great.
>South Australian bowling
>>64099223
fucking wallop lad
>>64098617
This.
>>64099238
It went 126m apparently, but the ball looked like it disappeared into orbit.
I basically just sit there and wait for spinners to bowl a full toss then wallop.
>>64098267
>hol up
it's not even on fta tv in some states, m8.
>>64098617
Which aunt story?
I enjoy cricket but prefer rugby.
AMA
Robelinda2 here
AMA
>>64099374
does your residence reak of curry?
>>64099374
Why do your videos always have such stupid titles?
Is it to attract the Indian demographic?
lads I'm convinced Robelinda2 had autism
He LITERALLY records the same game on Sky Sports, Star Sports and Channel 9 and then watched them all individually
is this the goat video?
239E9F4 (keep the sound up)
>>64099614
does that skin layer include their extra penis size
>>64099532
Great post. Unstoppable. You won't believe this!
>>64096882
>look Sheila, I posted another thing about how bogans are lower class and we are upper middle class and I 'understand' 'Australian' '''''sports'''' while those lowclas scum don't.
>>64099630
A penis is 99% skin. So yeah it will come off.
statscunt on suicide watch
Did anyone get screencaps of the hacked Cricket South Africa facebook page?
>>64099869
you should use Sharon or Cheryl instead
>>64099357
What's it like being an average New Zealander?
>>64099614
They really took the series loss hard
>>64099919
ahahaha yes. You know your upper middle class wannabees mate.
>>64099922
Being above average, I have no idea really.
What's it like being a funny cunt?
>>64099982
>Being above average, I have no idea really.
audibly kekd
feeling genuinely hopeful of the future of the West Indies lads.
Holder's still young and he seems like a genuinely passionate guy who could potentially be the Alan Border of their team, the WICB might be dissolved and they're bringing all of their GOATs back into coaching positions
Once they become mediocre enough to beat Shit Lanka or Pee Pooland, I'm sure test cricket will begin to rise in popularity again
>>64094817
Holly is an uggo
Elite, handsome and muscular GOATistic Elitespouter on king of /crug/ watch
>>64099999
Quints wasted
>>64099999
ebin get for ebin shitposter. congrats.
>>64099982
>What's it like being a funny cunt?
It's gr8 m8
>>64099988
What do you think Jason Holder is going to do when his team gets slapped silly for the next two years and then some IPLeL team offers him $2.5M?
>>64100019
I unironically think he'll stay
>>64100046
but what do you ironically think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZMqyz_N16M
>5 hour old thread
>12 poster
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
nice
""""""""""poomunity""""""""""
>>64100046
then you're delusional
their cricket has never been worse and Test cricket is completely dead in the Caribbean. Ask any of those Trini posters when they're around if you dont believe me
Other sports are sapping away their best talent, the WICB is on the brink of being dissolved (lmao the owe India $45M) and the talent that they do produce has no interest in doing anything other than memeing it up.
Take Andre Russell who is one of the most talented cricketers in the world. He can bowl 145 kp/h and slog it as well as anyone. I don't think he has so much as played a First Class game in years and he is basically now just a hired t20 merc. That is quite literally the future of WI cricket.
Holder is the exception to the rule. All their good old players (Chanders, Gayle) are gone. Their new batsman are absolutely atrocious. As in Darren Bravo apart they don't even have potential, they're just pure shit.
I think Jerome Taylor sums up WI cricket in a nutshell: Talented bowler who literally didn't play for 5 years during the prime of his career because he had a spat with the board (Mikey Holding was literally in tears about it on Sky commentary a few years ago). He is 31 now and there aren't really any replacements coming through.
>>64100108
This is a really good meme.
the roar are playing in cairns this weekend
i didn't even know they had a stadium up there
>>64100108
Just making sure /rug/ feel at home
>based NRL back in March
>>64100140
is that the one north queensland cowboys play in?
>>64100267
the cowgirls play in townsville
GOATven GODth on Allan Border Medal watch
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-west-indies-2015-16/content/story/950297.html?CMP=chrome
>>64100272
>salty Bronkucks "fan" detected
whats the difference?
>>64100287
about 350km
>got listeria from that ham
JUST
>tfw Brisbane Broncos gonna win the Premiership and there's absolutely nothing you can do to stop us
>>64100303
>20% chance you'll die
nice
>>64100319
only if you're elderly mate
just gotta get used to liquid shit for a few days
>>64100329
enjoy questioning every fart
>>64100312
>us
please don't tell me you're an American who watches cricket AND Thugby Lelgue
>>64100340
cheeky adult diaper mate
>>64100344
I watch BBL, AFL, NRL and Super Rug
>>64094713
Get fucked /rug/
/nrl/ RUNS /cric/
>>64100352
Pleasure to meet you, Davis.
>>64100352
>Super Rug
kek
KEK
K E K
but I assume you're an aussie on holiday?
>>64095457
Thank God desu.
BBL is basically a bigger deal than the national team summer already.
>>64100352
le christchurch heart man you here mate?
>>64100366
Nope, used to be stationed at Darwin and just came to like your sports
>>64100371
I literally think in 20 years time (possibly 10) the BBL will be bigger than all international cricket except the Ashes. It's only been on FTA for 2 years now and it's already going to push international cricket this summer.
The Cricket World Cup here literally had Thugby Yawnion-levels of interest
>>64100389
did you fuck an abo?
>>64100414
No, they were not the best looking folk
>>64100402
In 5 years time the Australian "big 3" leagues will be AFL, NRL and BBL.
The A-League will fold because no one shows up any more because Gallop is bullying the wogs THE FUCK out.
>>64100440
what's going on with ayy? I've seen shit about it on the news but havent paid attention to it at all
Pissmania on POOICIDE watch
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-west-indies-2015-16/content/story/950307.html?CMP=chrome
GOATberra on Test match venue watch
based Tones
>>64100427
neither are they
>>64100440
/ayy/ was never relevant in the first place
>>64100344
Why are you guys so spastic about Americans? Genuinely curious. Plenty of Ausbros post in American sports threads and nobody really gives a shit.
>>64100501
>Why are you guys so spastic
because for some reason Australians feel the needs to outspastic each other here
>>64100505
I need an answer to this pressing question before I do that m8
>>64100501
we're only pretending to be retarded
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/950321.html?CMP=chrome
Paris on GOAT-watch
he'll be playing for Australia within 12 month. Cap this post.
>>64099822
>Unstoppable. You won't believe this!
>not in caps
close
does anyone recommend fingering your own bum
>>64100501
Just Matt being perturbed as fuck toward BIG STRONG Americans
>>64100585
Bancroft, M. Marsh, Paris and Agar are all on future elite watch
Why is WA so muscular lads?
>>64100651
>and Agar
W E W
E
W
>>64100634
Not that great tbqh
Tried it a few years back and it just feels like you're pooping backwards. Never bothered trying prostate stimulation out though
>>64100661
As a batsman, his """spin""" is trash
Execute all muslims.
>>64100585
>>64100651
I'm so sick of this >LE WESTERN AUSTRALIAN FUTURE GOATS XDXD meme that you deluded Worsten Kuckstralians perpetuate literally every single year.
Mitch Marsh is the ONLY one with even a SHRED of long-term talent, and even he won't become a really top-tier allrounder.
Paris is bang on average for Australian fast bowlers, when you consider the depths of talent >we have.
Agar's spin has got worse and more inconsistent, if anything, and this latest """"""century"""""" is not impressive and means nothing when he's doing it at an 80+ strike rate and doing his usual memeswinging thing.
Get over yourselves. You're a shit state and only produce a handful of world class cricketers. This idea that you're fostering the future GOATs is complete bullshit that you've been spinning for nearly 10 years, and you're 100% deluded if you actually believe it.
Execute all saxons.
Test
>>64100690
poorturbed Kucktorian detected
>>64100675
No, his """""""batting"""""" is just as trash.
see >>64100690
He's basically a club cricketer with OK hand eye coordination. His batting is only good enough to make a test side if he plays as an allrounder, and to do that, his bowling needs to be much, much better as well.
Execute all Kucktorians and Worsten Kuckstralians
Got an email from Home Timber and Hardware today
>>64100690
GOOSE
O
O
S
E
ELITE TRUTH BOMBS
It's fucking hot lads
>10 hours later...
Which is easier to learn out of leg spin and off spin? Backyard cricket season is coming up and I wanna start spin bowling to my mates. What's the best way to learn?
>>64100690
WA is LITERALLY the only relevant cricket state outside of NSW
You are absolutely poorious at the depths of >our talent, the strong international presence of WA players and the repeat success of the Scorchers
>>64100733
Offspin, but just do whatever feels natural
Caveat: if you can't spin, you're never going to be able to spin
kek
>>64099054
>>64100733
off spin easily, just cut down the side of the ball
>>64100733
Offspin by far
Much, MUCH easier to get consistent accuracy.
>>64100737
>outside of NSW
There you go
>>64100755
>>64100782
>>64100830
Thanks guys, I'll give it a go
>>64100771
Christ, rugby homos are embarrassingly pathetic.
>>64100690
Based Obesityman
Reminder that I was the first one to point out WA posters trying to force a "broship" with NSW during the Ashes
>>64100733
Leg spin is arguably one of the hardest skills in any sport to master
Like you're basically flinging it, I think it's amazing that people can actually control it
>>64100883
>LE FUG LE RUG XDXD
Fuck /rug/
pitching a gameshow to channel 10 today. i call it Daniel presents au/sp/ Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out!
why does anyone even care about /rug/ enough to hate it? it would have to be the most irrelevant general
>>64100968
>he said from a /cric/ general
the Golden State Warriors did it again lads
why aren't you bandwagoning them yet?
>>64101066
yes, I have $50 on them to go 28-0
>>64101066
no because based BEN SIMMONS won't be going to them next year
can't wait for the AUSGOAT to take over the NBA just like HAYNE took over the NFL
love you BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS
>>64101106
they have bogut though
>>64101106
Hayne is Fijian m8
Reminder one of the two """heroes""" of Pee Pooland sport was a match fixer and the other literally died from a big poo
Based RC
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/not-scared-of-the-terrorists-the-casual-chat-thread.1089286/page-2782#post-42268108
>>64101133
>tfw no qt RC life coach when i was 13
I would have been the GOAT under his guidance
>>64101133
He actually did it the absolute madman
What does /cric/ think of Mr Robot?
The retard is like 27-28 years old and he only just got his L's
>>64101177
Iv'e seen like 4 episodes
Not bad I guess
>>64101177
Mr. Robot is a show genetically engineered to appeal to imdbspawn /v/edditors with no sense of sophistication who laud meme dialog, which supports upvote groupthink mentality and meme acting with a good movie pandering reddit tier post-capeshit "entertainment" sensibilities and a meme aesthetic. This is a comedy at best and is rightfully deemed as pleb trash every time it gets brought up on /tv/
>>64101179
This ballbag failed his learners 3 times.
>>64101127
>>64101126
Wow, your an asshole. You want to scare me? OOH, big bad navy seal. 300 kills. Your such a bad ass! OH, I am SO sorry to have provoked your wrath! You should ask yourself, did I DIRECTLY challenge you? Did I TELL YOU SPECIFICALLY that I WANTED to beat your ass? No I did NOT! I said I was a pacifist. I even said I DON"T want to fight you. You should read the posts more carefully before you decide to lash out hatefully and threaten me. This was simply about how I don't (lift? No, I do not lift things, if your talking about weights or something) or exercise, I don't care to, and I don't like bacon. You took this to a WHOLE other level. I was just defending myself from YOUR spiteful comment where you made fun of me for simply not liking bacon and that I don't lift weights. You, and that other buddy of yours, should calm down. And you do not scare me. I've come close to death a few times, and I'm not scared of it. I accept it. I've been robbed before, and have felt the blade against my neck. And I've been fucked with and threatened my WHOLE life from ALOT of other people, even from my own dad! He is tough and unforgiving. I grew up in a military family. My dad graduated from West Point (Lt. Col) and fought in Vietnam, for your freedoms and mine, like that of freedom of speech (be it threatening, hateful, and mocking like yours) and mine (where I was simply standing up for myself when you made fun of me). And I am not a kiddo, I'm 30. And it's funny how you click "like" on your own comments. How egotistical. I'm done now.
>>64101179
i thought by age 25 you go straight to Ps
>>64101195
Do you like it?
>tfw you messaged staffo about /sp/ and he is probably in this thread right now
>>64101179
>thingsthathappenedin2013
He got his learner licence 2 years ago m8
>>64101207
you have to pass the proper test for Ps, they'll give Ls to pretty much anyone
>>64101221
Do they play cricket in Israel?
>>64101230
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_national_cricket_team
I don't have my learners but I don't have any friends or anywhere to go for it to matter
Is Trevor Bowlt over rated?
>>64101217
He's probably telling girls he's never met on twitter about how cool they are.
>>64101196
I failed mine twice. The first time I failed in like 2 minutes after going over the speed limit. It was a 3 lane split hwy with no signage, so I assumed it was 70.
apparently the US came in 6th in the cricket world cup in 2001
bravo
>>64101221
that was deleted quickly
>>64101230
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/cricket-umpire-dies-after-being-struck-during-match-in-israel/2014-11-30
We have something in common
What's au/sp/ drinking?
>>64101252
nigga's under aged.
>>64101259
>>64101259
>>64101259
great northern
>>64101259
water
who /babysittingthewifesemus/ here
1) Pepsi Max
2) Coke Zero
Everything else is shit or diabetes-tier.
>>64101289
>he fell for the diet meme
>tfw just got on the train home from wageslavery and now I feel like a shit
help lads
Dr Feel is in this thread RIGHT NOW
Show yourself, you disgusting faggot.
Any of you cunts know why Cameron Boyce isn't playing for QLD? Injured?
>>64101289
they actually think type 2 is partially genetic now as well
>>64101289
>Vanilla Coke
>"""""shit""""" tier
>>64101289
Pepsi Max is so good senpai, good list
>>64101306
He's given up forever and conceded that Adam Zampa is the true heir to Warney's throne.
*living in a relevant city (Sydney, Melbourne)
1. Winter
2. Autumn
3. Spring
power gap
.
.
9001. Summer
>>64101289
>diet soft drinks
lel. Enjoy being fat you pudgy fuck.
>>64101334
It's permanent summer here in based /gong/ lad, you should come check it out sometime.
>>64101306
he just recently played in that CA XI that thrashed the Windies, didn't he?
>>64101334
>he/she lives in a city
>Joel Paris doent bowl for his state
Why bother
>>64101344
I'd permanently kill myself before doing that
>>64101347
>tfw too poor to live in a Big Cosmopolitan City, just have to commute there and back everyday like the wagie kek I am
Feels bad m8s
>>64101347
for this purpose, "city" also includes the greater metro area around each city
if you live outside of this area, you OBJECTIVELY live in the middle of fucking nowhere
post underage cricketers
>>64101334
Agreed as a brisfag
>>64101365
>he/she thinks living in the middle of nowhere is bad
good goyim
>>64101334
>>64101365
Relevant cities:
>Sydney
>Canberra
Irrelevant cities:
>everything else
>>64101384
>he's deluded himself into believing that he is happy living where he is, to shield himself from the fact he can't afford to leave
kek
KEK
>>64101389
This is also correct.
Canberra is the most underrated "city" in Australia.
>>64101389
Weird ways to spell Townsville and Newcastle m8
Went for a fish today lads
The bream are already on the bite in huge numbers, going to be a good summer.
is it normal to lose your boner when your heartrate increases?
>>64101389
>Canberra
kek
KEK
K-E-K
The official ranking is
>Melbourne
>Sydney
>Perth
>Brisbane
>/gong/
>Sadelaide
>Hobart
>Darwin
>Kalgoolie
>Canberra
Where irrelevance starts is up to you
>>64101432
>Perth in the top 20
>>64101432
>I live in Melbourne and have never been to another city: the post
Canberra being a shit city is a total meme, in the same way that Perth being a good city is a meme.
Kill yourself and travel, sometime.
>>64101346
Yep. QLD picked Mitch Swepson as the leggy for the past two games. He fucking sucks. Based Boyce has been dropped it would seem.
Also, Tim Paine dropped too? Tom Triffitt has been wearing the gloves the past two games for TasMemeia (not for long, dropped some howlers against WA).
>>64101432
GOATberra L I T E R A L L Y runs this country
Stay poorturbed and salty whilst YOUR taxpayer dollars keep ending up in my pocket, Kucktorian
>>64101442
Perth is a literal meme. Everything is more expensive there, all the people are disgusting new money bogans or migrants, it's horrible.
>>64101442
I've LITERALLY been to every city in Australia and live in Perth
Melbourne is objectively GOAT and Sydney is a close second. The only reason Melbourne wins is because of muscular /afl/ and better coffee, Sydney is probably the prettier city.
The rest of Australia is pretty shit, but Perth manages to scrape in at 3 since the mining boom spurred a lot of development, even if it did cause FIFO fucks to ruin the """culture"""
Canberra is a soulless, dead city that feels artificial as fuck, unlike the rest of Australia which developed organically. Just compare it to places like Freo that have actual atmosphere and you'll see how shit it is. I guess if you have OCD it might be appealing, but it's objectively shit.
What's the best carrier to be with on your mobile lads? Keep in mind I spend most of my time in Sydney and /gong/.
>>64101473
Virgin lad. It provides constant reminder of my sexual failure
>>64101469
>muh coffee
LITERAL kek, this is what pooper-ravaged Kektorians tell themselves in order to fall asleep at night
>>64101368
>kek
>>64101473
the only people who don't complain about their service are telstra supporters but they complain about the price
>>64101493
If you're not drinking coffee in the best coffee country in the whole world you should literally knit your socks lad
>>64101484
Is it a good deal? How many gigs you get per month lad?
>tfw don't drink coffee
>tfw don't have (unironically)poo breath as a result
>>64101507
never understood the coffee meme 2bh
>>64101505
>good coffee is restricted by geographic city boundaries
Kek.
KEK.
K. E. K.
>>64101506
I go for a prepaid cap since I provided my own phone
$29 per month and I get like $500 of credit, with the unused amount rolling over if I keep the account alive.
I've got well over $7000 saved up now
>>64101518
people start because they want to feel grown up and end up tolerating it. just like alcohol
>>64101520
It LITERALLY is you dumb fuck and if you understood anything about coffee you'd know that
>"H-HEY MISTER BIG STRONG HDI RANKINGS MAN, PLS TRY OUR COFFEE!! IT'S REAAAALLLY GOOD I SWEAR!!"
>/cric/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajX6CGDMvB8
>>64101570
what is your opinion on the Golden State Warriors?
>>64101570
go back to reddit my rotund friend
>tfw your gf says you're the smallest dick she's been with
>>64101570
My post was LITERALLY about cricket you seething Channel 9 Summercunt Casual.
>>64101570
WE SPORTS NOW
Seething channel 9 summer of cricket casual fresh off the boat from Fox Sports Facebook page and reddit
what else can I fit in this?
>>64101527
It's a Jewish ploy to extract further money from consumers.
>getting people addicted at $4 minimum a pop
>>64101584
this should only make you feel better about either
a) your personality
b) your looks
c) your cunnilingus skills
>>64101599
C9SOCCFOTBFFSFPaR
>>64101612
but my dick is 7 inches
>>64101599
cricinfo
>>64101334
This is a good opinion, I'd switch spring and autumn tho, I like daffodils.
>>64101635
falling for the cheerleader effect
>>64101645
Yeah that was the only tough decision to make. I went with Autumn because it is a nice relief after Summer and leads into GOAT Winter.
With Spring, you always know Summer is around the corner.
>>64101599
Absolutely seething channel 9 summer of cricket newcunt freshcunt fresh of the latest boats from Fox Sports Facebook page and /r/sports detected, exposed, and annihilated
>>64101664
>on pooicide watch
at the end
>>64101668
No.
>the three annoying as fuck Peewis are gone
>GOATistic Elitespouter is here
is this, dare I say it, the beginning of a /cric/ golden age?
>>64101680
Only in cukctoria
post yfw the test LITERALLY starts tomorrow
>>64101689
Proxy off memeshitter
I miss footy lads
>>64101727
footy doesn't miss you la'
anyone else think americans overrate margot robbie?
waiting for the first adhesive layer of Fevibond to tack up so I can apply my official Grey Nicolls toeguard to my Gunn and More Six6 606 bat lads
I installed gyprock at Ian Healey's house last week.
Marsh on next test captain watch
>kids born in 2003 are teens next year
kill me
>>64101814
I'll kill you if you kill me la'
>>64101818
but how
>>64101818
>>64101730
This is Matt trying to make his new gimmick a meme
>>64101856
>Matt
lmao
it's not 2013 anymore grandpa
what is Hobart actually like?
>>64101909
Desolate
Pee Pooland climate without the Pee Pooland vistas
>>64100733
>bakyard cricket
offies m8, literally noone plays lbw so even if you bowl a great leggie, the batsman is just going to stand in front of it. otherwise you need to bowl too short to get enough spin to trouble the batsman.
ITs also an easier transition into the surprise quicker delivery looking for a bowled
>james bloberts wants to play FB next year
>hiku to penrith
Could I just enquire, who /nrl/ here?
No but seriously, I don't understand why it's so hard for Poo Peelian bogans to accept that Kane Williamson is just better than Meme Shit right now.
What has Meme Shit actually done outside Australia? Make hundreds in English roads, and hundreds in South Africa, the latter of which are practically identical to conditions at home. He has ZERO hundreds in Asia(unlike Bane), ZERO hundreds in New Zealand, ZERO hundreds in proper English wickets, and until today, ZERO hundreds in the second innings. Until he can prove himself to be more than a one-dimensional stat padding cricketer, he just isn't in Bane's level, sorry.
You really can't understate just how awful he was in Trent Bridge and Edgbaston. No, seriously. This was McCullum-in-the-final tier bad. It really was. He KNEW the middle order was a piece of shit, he KNEW Anderson and Broad were good on home turf, he KNEW he had to play sensibly. And what did he do? He didn't reach double figures ONCE in 4 innings, dooming the middle order and sealing Kikeal Kuck's fate so he could gloryhunt as the new captain. I'm sorry lads, it's just true. Kane has proven his calibre against pace, swing and spin. Shit has just done it with the first.
I'm willing to accept in future years that Smith may be the better batsman, but only if he seriously steps up his game from the one-dimensional meme it is right now. And if YOU as Ausfailian cricket bogans cant see that, then YOU are truly lost. Just go to lebbit where you can downboat mean comments you disagree with.
>>64102021
You're fast on the track to becoming the new worst red stars flag poster m8
>>64102012
He should go to the Broncos or Cows desu
Also I have a question, Which team is more incompetent, the Tigers or Titans?
>>64102028
I'm nowhere near as bad as autistic shitspouter family
He LITERALLY reported me because I blew him the fuck out on his pathetic """""life"""""
Anyways, this is the least hype I've been for a test in ages. Sri Lanka look so far away from being a competitive test team atm, I'd rather have had Pakistan instead so we could see whether Yasir is elite or just a giant meme.
>>64102030
He is going to Brisbane
http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/nrl/teams/broncos/rabbitohs-lead-race-to-snare-james-roberts-ahead-of-broncos/news-story/7192b5e671995ed17995185225ffef03
>>64102030
gonna say the tigers, Good players should want to play for that club, I can't say the same thing about gold coast
>broncos or cows
kek m8, hes just got a release, wants to play FB and you point him at teams with good FB's already. Plus neither of those teams would be likely to afford him, and don't look to splurge big money on outside backs.
Shitcunt teams like the knights, have made retard decisions like this before, and should do it again
>>64102034
is Poo Peeland playing Shit Lanka in Tests like Australia playing India in ODIs?
I can only assume that this series was booked so that Kane can get his average up
>/cric/ ft /rug/
>all this /nrl/
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>64102060
kYs mf
>>64102052
>leave the #1 ranking to me
>>64102060
homo detected
>>64102019
#lolwhiteboys
>>64102034
Tbh the thing I'm most looking forward to is the fact that all the channel 9 summer of cricket summer casuals will be in their containment thread.
>>64102065
>this is now an oldfag meme
Why doesn't this get posted as much now? it used to be the default Kane pic back in the day
>>64102091
freshies and WC casuals
>>64102127
>implying they actually stuck around
All of the frequent NZ posters were here way before the WC
>>64102140
GOATistic Elitespouter arrived during the CWC m8
>>64102153
>being this fucking new
He may be a filthy fucking casual faggot, but he ain't a newcunt m8
Feel like a grilled cheese sandwich
I once installed a grilled cheese sandwich for Beau Ryan
Got an email from Woolworths today
>>64102201
now this is a synthesis I can get behind
I once executed all grilled cheese sandwiches for Beau Ryan and did a big poo in his fancy toilet.
>>64102224
Before or after you installed his gyprock?
What's your album of the year, /cric/?
Currently trying to work out mine, I've got my three contenders and am spinning 'em all tonight to decide
>>64102243
was that tame impala new one this year
that was probably the only one i listened to more than one track of but i did indeed enjoy it
>>64102256
>lame impala
You have shit taste
You cannot make this shit up!
>>64102270
you've earnt my respect
>no rugby on
>cricket is against the fucking Windies
I can't believe I'm looking forward to the Big Bash.
>>64102298
pleb detected
>>64102298
We gone fuck you up cunts
Who is the cricket equivalent of David Pocock?
>>64102325
David Warner
how do you measure circumference
>>64102337
pi x D
This is the best possible BBL team
prove me wrong cunts
>>64102325
an overhyped SJW exposed by superior athletes?
>>64102352
Brendon McCullum, then
;^)
>>64102364
thats what i was thinking kek
someone tell me what kiwi #3's endgame is
>>64102270
thistbh
>>64102388
returning to reddit
>>64102395
planned number of survivors?
>>64102398
Trip on pwnstar
then trip off
then kill yourself
>>64102398
At least you've been loved
>>64102407
Fuck off faggot, I'm not pwnstar.
>gary ridgway turns up
>thread dies
EVERY FUCKING TIME
reminder to bet on a WI win for tomorrow
>>64102409
Futurama had some pretty sad episodes tb h. I remember crying my eyes out to a few of them when I was an edgy teenager
>>64102557
I'm pretty sure its still running
A monument to the only relevant cricketer to come from the incestuous hellhole of Tasmania
>>64102347
who the fuck made those prices
how do they work out that fucking Hastings is 100k but Finch, the (ironic) captain of the national t20 team is 42k?
>>64102572
top newcunt
>>64102571
Hu dat
god i miss roosterman
>>64102571
What shot is that meant to be?
His footwork and head placement are at complete odds with his follow through
If you're making a statue of Ponting, have him playing a pull or something
>>64102587
retard detected
>>64102598
great "argument" you have there
>leave Queersland to me
>>64102625
It his him playing a pullshot you dumbfuck
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-09/new-statue-of-tasmanian-cricket-great-ricky-ponting-unveiled/7013434?section=sport
>>64102642
Doesn't look like one
A/S/L?
>>64102642
>"I honestly don't think it's going to be as one-sided as what might be [implied] out there."
Punter confirmed idiot
>>64102649
18/f/next door ;)
>>64102684
I think that's actually true
>>64102665
punter confirmed money on australia and trying to encourage bookies to raise their odds
>coverage starts at 9am tomorrow
so much comfier than the day/night test
>>64102713
except then it finishes @ 5pm or whatever
930pm finish was comfy af
>>64102716
I work nights so normal test format is way comfier for me
>tfw Canadian Rugby
I remember when our 7s team was decent and I could atleast rely on them for good results. But now.... Not so much
>>64102726
what do you do?
i do night occasionally as well but the night test works alot better for me
>>64102729
>actually posting /rug/ shit
The OP is just a joke lad, /cric/ feels nothing but scorn for you losers
>>64102729
You just need a better coach Tbh.
is /cric/ going to see the new star wars movie when it comes out?
>>64102760
No I don't even like the originals
>>64102760
yeah why not
>>64102760
Yes. Not going to a midnight screening but I'm gonna try to see it later in the day. I can't wait to see it fail.
>>64102760
Maybe
I only really like Empire, all the rest were pretty bad.
>>64102776
it won't fail it'll be exactly like JewJew's first trek movie solid 7/10
>>64102691
I'll be waiting xp
>>64102736
Fisheries officer in SEQ. Good fun really
>>64102786
Poor choice of words on my part Tbh. That's what I'm expecting too. I just still think it'll be extremely shit to me and I love watching shit movies.
L A D S
A
D
S
just found my new sportfu
too bad she'll be fucked in a few years
>>64102818
I'm still unconvinced that UFC is even a real sport.
>>64102864
cagechoke isn't a sport
>>64102864
lel lad its by far the most dangerous sport there is. It's incredibly ironic that sports like Rugby, NFL, even cricket now are so big on concussions now but UFC still exists.
I train in MMA (dont watch it tho) but I'd never compete without pads like those UFC absolute madmen do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddWOhKWhsXk
>that clip
J U S T
U
S
T
>>64102729
>/rug/ shit
>>64102864
juggalo hobby is not a sport
>dragons value club at $20 mil and look to privatise 50% of it
kek
>>64102885
>>64102818
>Poo F Pee
consider pooicide
>>64102960
i told you lad i dont watch it
its just a way to stay fit for me. Infact I don't even do MMA anymore because rolling around on the floor with sweaty men doesnt really do it for me. I just do thai kickboxing now
Lads which test match are you going to be watching tomorrow?
>>64103050
certainly not nice guys inc
>>64103050
As a dedicated auafalian kucket bogan, >our test
Sri Lanka against Pee Pooland is going to be the more interesting game though. If I wasn't invested in Australia, I'd watch that
>>64103063
>Sri Lanka against Pee Pooland is going to be the more interesting game though
it literally wont be
Shit Lanka are kill. Sandkangaroo is gone. Their seam bowling is utter shit (literally the worst of every Test country except Zimbabwe, even Bangladesh are probably better). And just to top it off Perera #317 got sent home for a failed drugs test.
>>64103050
The on that my team is playing in
>>64102960
>>64102955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTOoYxOf92s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g67z_xBe07Q
>>64103077
>my
what number do you bat mate?
using the cricinfo thing...
Dimuth Karunaratne<Kraigg Brathwaite
Udara Jayasundera=Shai Hope
Kithuruwan Vithanage<Darren Bravo
Dinesh Chandimal>Marlon Samuels
Angelo Mathews>Jermaine Blackwood
Kusal Mendis=Denesh Ramdin
Milinda Siriwardana<Jason Holder
Rangana Herath>Devendra Bishoo
Dushmantha Chameera<Carlos Brathwaite
Suranga Lakmal<Kemar Roach
Nuwan Pradeep<Jerome Taylor
which series will be worse?
>>64103095
I'm out for this test but hopefully I'll be back soon.
I'm Jimmy "kill a curry with no worry" Neesham btw
>>64103125
Probs >our one Tbh. Like that other lad said, now that Sangakarra is gone SL are fucked.
>>64103142
if the Hobart wicket is green that game should atleast be interesting because our "batsman" will collapse as usual.
Australia will still win easily but atleast the game will swing a bit
>>64103153
big if though
>>64103215
>not believing in handsome and muscular Ambrose
>>64103273
meant the pitch being green was a big if, didn't lehmann jr and ferguson put on 400 there last week?
Is Darren Lehmann related to his son, Jake Lehmann?
Just watched Death of a Gentleman. I enjoyed it and highly recommend it, although it did seem like a bit of a smear campaign and the blackboard 'web of paranoia' was a bit laughable. The Ed Cowan stuff was a bit forced too I think.
is Carlos Brathwaite related to his twin brother Kraigg Brathwaite?
What is the cricket equivalent of this?
>>64103745
Shaun Marsh
>>64103745
what the fuck is this shit
>>64103754
Trying out a dank new meme around these parts.
Does cricket have an equivalent to this?
>>64103745
Brad Haddin dropping the Ashes
im sure someone has the pic
Is Steve Waugh related to his twin brother Mark Waugh?
>>64102778
Patrician detected
>>64102048
Knights fan here. Would want Roberts at centre as it would allow Gagai to play at fullback. If Roberts wants to play fullback then I would not want him.
Lads do you like my photography?
>>64103911
not bad m8
the only time someone ever praised my photography on /sp/ I thought they were being sarcastic and got defensive kek
>>64104036
Happens to me with friends sometimes. It's super hard to get any critique irl because there's no photography enthusiasts in my school.
>>64103911
It's about a 5.8/10. I would give a more in depth critique but I don't have time for that right now.
t. someone who worked as an advertising executive
>>64103911
The leaves on the left side ruin the composition,
3/10.
>>64104129
The composition is fine, the issue is the balance and the focus of the subject. It's not bad.
>>64104143
But the leaves draw the focus to the left when it really should be on the center, liking the interplay between the horizontal and diagonal lines, though tbf.
>>64104129
Yeah, no excuses for that. Didn't want to crop because that just ruins the photo. Here's one I took in India.
>>64104123
Why is literally everything that comes out of your mouth bullshit?
>>64104329
welcome to 2013
>>64103911
neat
>>64104329
Why is your life so shitty that you can't comprehend someone on 4chan would be so successful. Rhetorical question, note the full stop.
>set Bangladesh 560 to chase because why not and I wanted Latham to get a double
>somehow my spinners suck so fucking much that I have to give Kane 25 overs and try and get these cunts out
>they're unironically going to chase it
>bring guppy on for a cheeky trundle
>he gets four wickets and wins it
This game is such a fucking meme
>>64109426
>>somehow my spinners suck so fucking much that I have to give Kane 25 overs and try and get these cunts out
completely accurate
>>64109489
Was really really strange considering this happened in the previous match
Is every batsman that has played cricket a good player of spin?
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/950133.html
>Duly stirred, this column hereby proposes the following rebrands. Let's start with the easily accessible: "Ready Steady" Cook, "Hans Christian" Anderson, Gary "Credit" Ballance, Jos "Jeeves" (or even "Stick") Buttler. Now let's shift up a sociocultural gear: "Root 66", "Marie" Stokes, "Tin Pan" Ali, Adil "Be The Day" Rashid, "Sonny Boy" Williamson, Yasir "That's My Baby" Shah.
Why are >we so elite at nicknames', /cric/?
They should just use our names for them, they're all far more dank
>>64109874
I wish you could pick an IPLeL & international team at the same time
just a reminder that the cricket starts today
>>64111135
>watching this meme series
There won't be a single test that goes beyond the last session day 3
>>64111135
Feels good
Probably gonna rain in the shit hole called Dunedin 2bh
not gonna lie I don't really like home tests unless I'm at them t b h
not comfy
>>64111662
>>64111662
>>64111662
>>64111662
COMFY THREAD NO SUMMER OF CRICKET CASUALS ALLOWED
bump for casual thread. coverage starts in half an hour lads
JUST
did a big poo while 4chan was down lads
How the fuck can you be 6 foot 8 yet bowl not even 130km?
Why is thread ded?
Where is the Aus v WI thread?
I'd rather not post anywhere near the memespouting Kiwi shitters.
>>64113612
everyone's posting in the other game thread for some reason
>Warner 42 (29)
>>64113848
Gotta be quick about it. Can't leave Candice alone for too long around that WI dressing room, she'll get ideas.
>tfw my dad predicts Stralya 400 on day 1
Kek Lel xD
>>64094713
Jesus, she's a mutt, isn't she?
Anyone fancy sharing a stream lads?
>>64116915
>>64116915
>>64116915
Here
walkcunt on suicide watch
Execute all muslims.
>>64103745
warne dropping flemming's hattrick
walkcunt on suicide watch
Fatt on weight watchers
walkcunt on suicide watch
