Facebook btfo
>falling for the electronic sightscreen meme
lfwrlabm
>>64118384
BASED FACEBOOK BASED BASED BASED
>Cowman will never play another game
He was a good lad
I literally guarantee you Steve Smith won't be the captain by the next ashes
he is terrible
6th for
Khawaja
Warner
Smith
Voges
S Marsh
Watson
Nevill
Starc
Pattinson
Hazlewood
Lyon
Nth for Steve Smith the GOAT
>>64118375
You should do it m8
>>64118440
Who will be captain?
LADS
A
D
S
>>64118461
not Steve Smith
>>64118461
Voges, then Nevill once he retires.
>>64118440
what are they gonna say?
It's gonna be really awkward and demoralizing. Should've never happened. He simply isn't a leader.
>>64118468
Why wouldn't the GOAT batsman and intellectual grandmaster not be captain?
BASED WHITE TEENS BEING BASED NIGGERS IN AUSTRALIA
SAY IT WITH ME
BASED BASED BASED
>>64118501
Fuck off you scrawny nerd.
>>64118482
They'll send him off for a day of pampering.
>>64118511
BASED POMMY CUNT BASED BASED BASED LAD
>memeing on my captain
'no'
is McGrath considered the greatest fast bowler ever?
>>64118540
>>64118544
TWO BASED BSA POSTS IN A ROW
SAY IT WITH ME NOW
BASED BASED BASED
>>64118544
Where's that Kiwi panderer at?
>Americans don't ask stupid and easily-google'd questions in /cric/ for attention. You're just making that up.
I miss pinkball
>>64118569
BASED PINKBALL
>>64118567
He just did it wrong
>Will McGrath be considered the greatest fast bowler ever?
>>64118544
No, he is considered the fastest great bowler ever
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64118592
Glenn McGrath is retired m8
>>64118625
STRONG
&BOLD
>>64118440
Well Smith will then be the only undefeated captain to get the boot from the job.
>>64118635
>took almost 15 minutes to research this to make sure he didn't make himself look like an idiot
>>64118641
No, I had just assumed this had never happened before. Thanks for confirming it though.
>>64118653
sad
>>64118653
*rolls eyes profusely*
>>64118635
Wellington Smith is the director of basketball operation at Utility sports group m8
https://twitter.com/gwells35
>>64118653
Is this a side effect of PTSD from the earthquakes?
>>64118653
>>64118635
>>64118671
Haven't been here in a while, but is this the same RC from a couple years ago?
How many of you seething casuals will pretend you believed ion him all along?
>>64118653
>>64118744
I'm personally going to take a screenshot of the comments after Fox Sports Facebook page creates a "CONGRADULATION MARSHAROO" post about the century.
Very interested to see how they act.
>>64118744
I did believe in him all along 2bh, all those posts shitting on him were just banter
>>64118744
I believed from day 1, when no one supported him with me.
I have shitposted for years that he is elite.
Shaun Marsh is Best Marsh
>>64118653
>BAWWW I HAVE NO FRIENDS NO ONE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH ME APART FROM MY 4/10 FOOTFACE PLATONIC SLAG
Gee I wonder why
>>64118728
Unfortunately
>>64118787
kill yourself
>>64118744
It's fucking casual to have an obsessive hatred of him
>>64118787
>all those posts shitting on him were just banter
Is that what you have to tell yourself to feel better about your shitty, uninformed and incorrect opinions?
Marsh wont make 100
>>64118814
"""good""" """""banter"""""
>>64118814
>YOU
>YOU
>YOU
>YOU
BEST MARSH
BEST MARSH
BEST MARSH
BEST MARSH
BEST MARSH
>>64118814
haha jokes on you!
>>64118744
Voges? Yes, I've been shilling for his inclusion for the last decade
Seriously though, Marsh has a serious mental problem and a more intense team will get him out in a matter of seconds until he gets more confidence. I guess this shitty summer fixture is good from that perspective at least, since it'll help him settle in like with Voges after the Ashes.
BEST MARSH
FUCK THE HATERS
YOU CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES EXEPT FOR THE ONE OTHER RATIONAL ANON WHO BELIEVED
My stream is behind. Please wait 20 seconds before celebrating as to not spoil the game for me.
Ty
>Letting worst Marsh make a century
>The dilapidated atoll of the Worst Indies
>>64118831
This is fb.com/foxsportsaus: the post
Nothing in that 2nd paragraph is news or insightful to ANYONE in this thread (or at least anyone except the summer of cricket casuals). It's like saying the sky is blue.
>scoring a century against the windies
>impressive
pick uno
Why are some test players signed up to play BBL when they clearly won't be?
m3m3
It begins.
>Australia A
>>64118861
>All the 'its only the windies XD' posts
ugh
>>64118861
>It's only WI
Then why Smoth fuck his shit up
kek fag
based WA winning games as usual
It continues.
>>64118867
Prove them wrong
Smoth and Burns got out to the only two decent balls bowled all game, everything else has been trash
>>64118861
>>64118873
My fave
>>64118873
Dumb facebookposters
So why did the match fixing committee allow Australia to bat first? Game is boring.
>>64118873
It continues. pt 2
>>64118894
>>64118873
D I Z Z Y
I
Z
Z
Y
>>64118905
>>64118873
>>64118861
>all this ultimate damage control to save their ego the embarrassment of being completely and utterly wrong
>>64118909
A real physical specimen
>>64118905
lel, you capped my post.
One person capped here knows what he is talking about.
Guess who.
>>64118942
LIAM
I
A
M
>>64118942
FoxSports fb is truly the worst of the worst
>>64118909
the face of /cric/
>>64118942
>>64118905
>>64118873
>>64118861
>I cud hit a sentry against da windies XDXD :DDDDDD XDXD
kill me
>>64118929
>Based Jake letting his dumbcunt mates know about the glory of Marsh
On ya Goodsycuntm8
I think I found the official ambassador for Channel 9's seething summer of cricket club
>>64118953
he's completely right though
the same people who were praising Burns and Khawaja for scoring tons against 125km/h Boult and the rest of PP on roads, are now laughing at Marsh doing the same.
Ultimate hypocrites trying to protect their ego after previously badmouthing SMarsh.
And of course no FoxSports FB post is complete without this original piece of comedy
>>64118991
I can't read anymore of them. It genuinely makes me seethe.
Shaun Marsh is definitely the new Watson, now.
>>64118991
>profile picture is of him giving a dindu approval to have sex with his mum
pottery
>>64118991
He could score 300+ here and they would STILL post the same >LE WINDIES XDDDDDDDDDD garbage.
Remember, these are the same people who made >LE BASED CLARKEY XDXDDDDDDD comments when he scored his triple against an objectively worse Indian bowling attack in Sydney.
hey guys
got a new meme
>worst indies
GOOD GOD
>worst indies
lel this negro keeping
>>64119027
>>64119036
i no rite? even I cud score a century against them!!!! :DDDDDD
>West Indies
>they aren't from western India
>These utterly demoralised windies
>It's literally only day one of the first test
Gonna be a long tour.
>The dilapidated state of Jamaican bobsled teams
I'm liking this "Now watch me whip Now watch me maymay" meme lads
>>64119052
I don't think they are completely demoralized just yet.
It just looks worse because of the generally laid-back attitude West Indies players have on the field.
>>64119049
That's why they aren't called West India faggot
>>64118970
Yeah this is the one thing that really triggers me. The Reality is if any of them out there were facing this attack they would "literally" shit their pants.
It's like when MWNN said he could get a game in the NEAFL, that really pissed me off.
>>64119063
Indies isn't short for India?
le fuck?
Could me or any random cab driver I call up play for the Windies?
do cricket players get THC tested?
>>64119067
>tfw I wholeheartedly agree with RC on something
Feels weird tbqh
A couple of them are surpassing 140km/h. As anyone who has played cricket will know, unless you're elite and at grade-level or above (which none of those commentors are), facing anything over 120km/h is genuinely shocking and can be frightening. Just go to a game of cricket, or watch them bowl in the nets and you'll see just how fast 120-130km/h actually is.
It's pretty disgusting how much they are willing to downplay a test century to shield their ego.
>>64119072
are all cab drivers in america indian like they are here? if so then yes
i could unironically score a century against the windies attack lads
>>64119098
If that were the case you would "literally" be in the NZ test side.
>>64119067
>>64119080
Piers Morgan tried to claim the same shit and we all know how that ended
>>64119098
>>>/facebook/
This is just embarrassing now
Cricket Australia also made a congratulating post. I checked to see if the comments on it were any less casual.
>tfw cricket looks easy to play but it's probably not and I would suck at it
>>64119098
Hi daniel
I could unironically step on the pitch armed with baseball knowledge and hit 100 runs off this windies pitcher
>Aus vs Windies Boxing Day test
Will anyone turn up?
>>64119109
Did you catch this gem?
>>64119077
Yes
Who was the Saffa player who got busted years ago?
Is Jason Holder related to Mark Holden?
>>64119127
>Batty
>>64119109
>>64118991
>>64118942
>>64118905
>>64118873
>>64118861
Notice how none of them are making informed comments about the possibility of Marsh staying in the side long-term because of this innings, or the fact that they can't wait for Khawaja to replace him when he returns from injury?
They are completely uninformed casuals who know nothing about cricket behind the scenes aside from what the scoreboard on channel 9 is showing at any given time, so instead they attempt to make "witty" and "clever" comments about how they could score centuries against the Windies (and parrot each other in the process) to get maximum likes.
Normie genocide when?
>>64119133
TOUCHDOWN
>>64119124
I will, but only because it's tradition for me and the old man to go.
>>64119119
You would "literally" be caught off a first ball duck for playing a sweep shot.
>>64119147
Is that like a bunt? I'd hit it out of the park every time, bro. Barry Bonds.
>Calling Dougie Walters "Kevin"
Nice b8 m8
>>64119153
Thanks for confirming how shit you would be.
This is match fixing
Cap this post if you wish
>>64119168
It's just the West Indies...........
>>64119168
He's joking you autistic fuck
so let Marsh and Voges get to 200 then declare?
>>64119168
>doubting BSAs
Indonesians confirmed for knowing jack shit
>>64119190
Yeah, probably.
550 is around the mark youd declare
Did Holder take the new ball?
>>64119202
Against a normal team, yeah
Smoth could easily go for 600 and force a follow on to wrap it up by lunch on day 3
>>64119209
Follow on's are almost always avoided now, you cant risk forcing your bowlers to take 20 wickets in a row. Fast bowling is too tazing
>>64119037
Ramdin is Indian
East Indian to be precise
>>64119185
And I was clearly replying out of irony. Not that you would know that being the idiot that you are.
>>64119208
nah lad
>>64119229
You literally have had the same serious prose all the way through. If I made up stories about being a failure of a father I would off myself 2-bee-aych
Do you think I will be able to pull off pretending to have graduated at my grad job while I finish off the subject I failed this semester next year?
Pretty risky lads
the windies have literally given up
blackwood on as the nightwatchman bowler
Why do some players like Chanderpaul,Narine and Ramdin look Indian?
>>64119246
>West India
It's in the name, breh
>>64119246
>American education
>>64119243
If they're a throughly good company they will require an academic transcript
Where were you when Great American Rusemaster took down the """mighty""" RC?
>>64119246
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guyana
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>64119253
But I already got the job and they've seen my transcript.
I can't see them asking for it again
>wasn't paying attention for a bit
what the FUCK are they talking about
>>64119246
They are Indian, the countries are have black half curry
>>64119243
No
Tell them that you failed a unit and are going to do it while working for them and see if they still want you. Honesty is the best policy
>Another riveting passage for the channel nine commentary archives
>This commentary
>>64119240
>failure of a father
My daughter is going to have the best opportunities in life you could imagine. She is going to travel the world, succeed in whatever she becomes passionate about, and will inherit millions of US dollars when I do decide to off myself.
>>64119234
):
I really thought when I woke up it'd at least be 200-something for 6
Fucking hell I'm going back to sleep.
>>64119255
Are Indonesians related to West Indians?
>>64119270
Woah calm down bro, I was just being ironic
>>64119246
Lots of Indians came to Trinidad and Guyana to work as indentured labourers, when really it was a ruse and they were slaves too, much like the niggers. Only they were treated like human beings and not like niggers
Who boiled spuds here
>>64119270
lmao you won't have a daughter because your gf aborted her
GIB
BIG BASH
NOW
>>64119291
Im so keen bruhz
Anyone in perth watching this sperg cunt making the giant a pizza?
Good watch
>>64119306
greentext
>>64119297
where's the farmers union?
>>64119315
is this the guy from 96fm
>>64119273
I don't know where both countries are.
>>64119332
Yeah I think so
>>64119334
what the fuck is this meme of cunts putting salt on everything
I'm Aussie in America atm
How the fuck can I watch the game over here?
>>64119290
I've already had a kid you fucking idiot. I'm sure what happened to me is very amusing to you. >LE RC'S BITCH BAILED ON HIM AND KILLED HIS KID xD xD xDDD
But the Reality is I'm doing just fine and will keep shitting all over you in this life.
>tfw you hit your funny bone but it doesn't make you laugh
>>64119349
Go to bed Aidan
>>64119351
>being an absent father
>the kid will turn out good
kek
Is Darren Lehmann related to his son, Jake Lehmann?
>>64119351
calm down bro i was only posting ironically
>>64119342
Pizza Desert is the pinnacle of meme food
>>64119351
There's gotta be more to life~
Than chasing down every temporary high~
>>64119366
Well it's a little bit difficult considering if I go back to Australia I will be arrested.
But in a few years when she starts to walk and talk she will come over here and I will take her all around North America for a year.
>>64119342
The salt being some kind of health boogeyman literally has no solid evidence. If you're blood pressure is fine there is nothing wrong going over the RDI
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>64119390
what for?
That presumably means if you go to ANY country that has an extradition treaty with Australia you will be fucked
infact according to this Indo does. Why haven't you been shipped back?
>>64119410
i can't wait to see rc get out of this one
>>64119406
I just realized that poofters has poo in it, just like their dicks have poo on them.
LMAO@POO FTERS
>>64119410
Tax evasion, and I'm not important enough for anyone to care about pandering to the AFP for.
Execute all muslims.
>>64119444
The lie grows in scope and complexity.
>>64119455
>still thinking it's a lie
Reality Check - "I'm not important"
We did it, bros
>>64119484
>you
>doing anything
kek no
It was all WalkGod's doing.
>>64119455
>>64119494
>boring business analyst wife that makes you fuck her in the ass because she can't orgasm from vaginal stimulation anymore
Brehs
>>64119496
Taking credit for BSAs literally rusing him off the face of indochina until his confidence broke
>>64119381
oath
>>64119395
i wasn't talking about it being healthy or not, i was talking about people putting it in desserts and chocolate were it tastes like literal shit
How long until /cric/ goes the way of /rug/ and threads are only made every 4 years for world cups
>>64119521
wow
fucking wow
post this "opinion" on /ck/, I dare you
Is there anything more annoying than the sounds the Indians make when they think someone is out?
>>64119549
The music they play between action
>>64119537
>>>/ck/7155138
(You)s requested
>>64119507
>>64119549
>>64119560
>P-PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME, SEXY POPULAR AND CHARMING GOATISTIC ELITESPOUTER
Calm down fatties
>>64119592
I'm actually Australian you fuck.
>b-but how can an Australian have a Yankie-doodle flag
International travel you dip.
@64119592
>tfw 2 (You) haul
Nice desu
>>64119601
>taking the time to type out a @ and my post number
Thanks for the double (You)
>>64119587
currently banned for janny baiting sorry.
Can't wait for Boxing Day :3
@64119604
All I did was delete the (You) makers, family >>
Learn the game
>>64119604
Fuckoff back to Footrot Wal.
Feed the dog.
>>64119623
just got another fat american double (You)
thanks cunt
Is Trevor Bowlt over rated?
>>64119624
>ywn convince Wal that Cheeky Hobson is a dumb slut who is going to kek him at any moment.
>>64119606
Jannies are fucks, they banned me for a month for danielposting and denied all my appeals
>>64119632
>ywn sneak into jess's cage while she is ovulating
Why live?
Fucking Kane
NEVER trust a Peewi
Reality Check, you here m8?
what is the best pet to have in your experience?
>>64119026
Honestly Bangladeshi fans are fucking autistic cunts. I went to the Nepal vs World XI game in KL a few months ago and they're even worse in person.
FUCK
>Storc ded
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/950633.html?CMP=chrome
>>64119641
ah yes, the old bitches box. Did she ever get railed by any of those thug dogs? Some of them look like they would have torn her to shreds.
>>64118653
Based Oliver dishin' out the bantz
>>64119654
A civet so you can harvest your own Kopi Luwak
>>64119131
Wayne Parnell was caught in India during the IPL but I think that's just a rumour.
>>64119668
She was probably up the duff from ol' Major the pig dog half of the time.
Or that King Charles dog.
![115468.2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2JRQtnJ.jpg "115468.2[1].jpg")
Got an email from Daniel today.
>>64119654
A dog is more practical but a cat will teach you more about life.
>>64119701
What once was a dork is now a hipster.
>>64119701
kill this meme
>P.. P.. P.. PLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG KP http://www.espncricinfo.com/blogs/content/story/949329.html
pathetic
>>64119676
Didn't know there was an English word for that animal, thank you.
>>64119721
What did he say?
>>64119703
what kind of things will a cat teach me?
>>64119270
Please do off yourself. No word of a lie I will be legitimately happy if you do.
>>64119725
He sent me an attachment of his suicide note
>Reality Kuck's daughter is L I T E R A L L Y being raised by another man
>"people" UNIRONICALLY take this imbeciles "opinions" seriously
>tfw you see an /sp/ pasta on reddit
![Vettori_NZ_thumb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/O8YeDFT.png "Vettori_NZ_thumb[1].png")
>>64119742
>>64119742
>>64119742
>>64119742
>>64119742
>>64119742
>>64119742
>>64119749
She really isn't.
>>64119729
Complexity of survival.
>>64119749
Go read Paradise Lost you absolute failure.
I bet you've never even entered an illegal street race, have you?
>>64119768
KEK
YOU are as delusional as daniel if you are in denial over the FACT that your daughter will grow up to love another man more than she does you.
How can you possibly think there will be any other outcome when you're basically never going to see her? And would her mother really let you whisk her off to America for an entire year?
>>64118653
>sharing a room with your brother
holy shit daniel
>>64119783
>>64119654
A Muslim girl
>438/3
kek
KEK
K E K
Tell me krazykuckold, where exactly is this great West Indies attack you were telling us about? Remember how you LITERALLY ranked them #3 in the world, you LITERALLY said they were better than England and >us and you LITERALLY said Bishoo was the 3rd best spinner in the world? Well, where were they? Tell me NOW.
Where was le career killing Roach, who hasn't been the same bowler in 3 years? Where was muh Bishoo? Where was Taylor, whose one webm you watch daily as you delude yourself into thinking he's a great bowler and better than any of >ours? Well, where were they, krazykasual?
Where is the skill in this attack? Where is this penetration on a good bowling pitch? You can't even use the road excuse because that would mean shitting on your precious Voges and Marsh. You see, YOU have no way out of this. So where is this attack you were telling us all about?
ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING LOWLIFE CASUAL. I'M ASKING YOU. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?
>>64119783
BTFO
![c206a17cf28a406d90b4bb67a312bb6f[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/sIAv9lN.gif "c206a17cf28a406d90b4bb67a312bb6f[1].gif")
>>64119825
>>64119825
>Remember how you LITERALLY ranked them #3 in the world
That was me, not Redditgoose, and although I forgot about South Africa, I stand by the spirit of that statement. Taylor and Roach are good bowlers who are bowling like shit today
>>64119856
>still in THIS much damage control
kek
KEK
K E K
K E K
E
K
K E K
KEK
kek
>>64119862
Only REAL NIGGAS beyond this line
-----------------------------------------
>>64118991
>>64119138
They're unironically right though, Shaun Marsh is mentally weak and unfit for real cricket.
>>64119893
Except when he scored a century, on debut, in Sri Lanka, right?
Literally one of the toughest mental challenges for a batsman is playing your debut in a foreign country, and he thoroughly succeeded. That shows he has the capacity to perform under pressure, and that his mental issues are not permanent or long-term.
Stay casual and uninformed, though.
>>64119893
>mentally weak
IF you want to see the example of someone who is mentally weak, watch this batsman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4X7vGq8i_o
>>64119916
kek
KEK
K E K
Keep cherrypicking that ONE TIME where he actually delivered, Gatekuck. I can see why you shill him so much. You see a lot of your own pathetic, mentally weak, insecure life in him, don't you? That gate you're too scared to open? That's Shaun Marsh's mental block. You acknowledge this, you want this to be true because in your deluded beta mind it somehow brings you closer to him and puts you two in the same league, you pathetic piece of shit.
>>64119933
holy fuck lmao
>>64119933
>kek
>KEK
>K E K
Ahh, I see now. You're one of the newfriend memespouting NZ posters. This explains why your opinions are so uninformed and casual, and why you get so defensive, angry and upset when people call you out on them.
>>64119928
and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoZARwTRZ1o
>Literally one of the toughest mental challenges for a batsman is playing your debut in a foreign country
>he seriously thinks ACBs give a fuck about away games
KEK, you are BEYOND peepoosional. It's an objective fact that if Shaun Marsh had never played a home game, the casuals whose idiocy you're circlejerking over would literally have no idea who he is. If you're a member of Poo Peelia Ltd, debuting on home turf is far more pressure because of the legions of unwashed, wifebeating bogans ready to eviscerate you if you don't score 150. Rather than making your debut virtually unseen from the casual mouthbreating Poo Peelian public, against a team who you're guaranteed to beat just by virtue of showing up.
But keep deluding yourself into thinking Shaun Marsh is worth anything. He's LITERALLY more spineless than Martin Kucktill and that's saying something. And by thinking I'm a newfriend, it's YOU who's exposed YOURSELF as a summercunt. I used to think Mackaybro was the saddest poster on /cric/, but I was wrong. At least he's aware of his inadequacies. YOU, on the other hand, are beyond lost.
>>64119967
>And by thinking I'm a newfriend
You came here for the World Cup.
You are new as they come, and you are legitimately SEETHING at being called out on it, as well as being exposed as a casual. I don't mean seething as dictated by the meme, I mean LITERALLY SEETHING, as in frothing at the mouth, hands shaking and furiously refreshing this thread.
Stay casual, new, uninformed and seething though.
