Australia 583/4d
West Indies 223 & 31/5 (13.0 ov) (f/o)
West Indies trail by 329 runs with 5 wickets remaining
this match is unironically going to finish before even the third day is up
where were YOU when test cricket died?
LADS
Already a thread lads
>>64127514
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>>64152238
fuck off, literally only daniel is watching that game
>>64152238
Not this thread fighting shit
>>64152246
We don't need to split in 2, the threads aren't quick enough
>>64127514
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>>64127514
ALL IN EARLIER THREAD
based ACA exposing the unaustralian pigs
Is Shaun Marsh related to Rod Marsh?
h-hope you enjoyed you yearly dose of international cricket, bellreive
merry christmas
Do you think Kraigg Braithewaite's parents thought they were being special when they spelt it like that?
>>64152264
I want Daniel kept in his containment thread
>>64152249
Nah that thread is literally just daniel and the pom watching the Shit Lanka game
>>64152264
exactly, so don't support daniels autism (its him who has been making the second thread everyday) by posting in the second thread
>>64152283
unironically yes
>>64151104
shit this picture is so sad, does that guy have a picture of his dead wife with him? Hope that never happens to me
>old man has to see the person hes spent years with die before him, has to watch the world continue on as he lives in a frail body and his love can only be seen from a picture
>>64127514
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>>64127514
Real thread
>>64152283
Implying they could spell
>>64152269
No, you're thinking of Trevor Marsh
>>64152298
>Hope that never happens to me
Don't worry it won't.
Real thread lads get over:
>>64127514
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>>64152313
Fuck off autist
Are S.Marsh and M.Marsh related to the Super Smash Brothers?
>>64127514
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>>64127514
We may as well stay in earlier thread lads
>>64152300
I would support that thread if it were moving, but nothing's happening there.
If you like it, how about you post there and bump it?
>>64152340
>threadcounter goes on holiday to England
Would Scotland and Ireland be more competitive than WI?
>>64152346
Done: >>64152353
Now come across lads
>>64127514
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>>64127514
Let's stay together
>>64152340
m8 you are trying too hard
>>64152269
I think he's related to his brother Mitch Marsh
>>64152378
Looks like that shitty Hancock movie from 2008 or something
>covers on
>early lunch
>still more viewers than NZ - SL
>>64152378
just checked his insta
last 6 posts have been about Taylor Swift
Is Mark Taylor considered one of the top 5 greatest captains for Australia?
Other thread is moving quicker:
>>64127514
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>>64127514
>LITERALLY writing a PH biography
"Hey anon! want to come to my place to netflix and chill after practice?"
>>64152421
mid kek
>>64152454
Come to /cric/ and chill
>>64127514
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>>64152441
That's not Mark Taylor, I think it's the dad from 7th Heaven
>>64152472
You idiot, it's clearly MS Dhoni
think we need a completly new thread m8;s
>>64152454
For the man who finds Emma Watson not masculine enough
>>64152433
whats his tag
>>64152454
how many times you have you guys cum for Ellyse
twice here
>>64152494
I think we've accepted the Pom's ruined this thread, but we're refusing to bump his thread because he's being a dick about it
>>64152494
There already is one
>>64127514
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>>64127514
could me and 10 homeless people I pick up on the side of the road beat the Windies?
>>64152526
thats why we need to move to a new one m8
>man missing on the hawksbury
goosie, you here m8?
Is Ellyse Perry related to Mathew Perry?
>"M-MUH WINDIES HEART"
>"THIS MATCH IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER THAN NZ V SL"
- Ausfailian Keket Summer Casuals, LITERALLY yesterday
If you SERIOUSLY, UNIRONICALLY think that this UTTER FUCKING SHITSHOW is better than the awesome fight that SL are giving right now, you are a MASSIVE SEEETHING FUCKING FAGGOT CASUAL and should LITERALLY spot posting, any time.
>35/5
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
>>64152624
I am.
I didn't hear about that
>>64152651
>literally admitted to not being here yesterday
>LOOK AT WHAT YOU WERE SAYING
ahahaha I LOVE it
>>64152651
>p-p-pls watch our game big muscular ausgods
>>64152651
>is better than the awesome fight that SL are giving right now
I think it's better explained by the fact New Zealand bowlers are more toothless than the Australian bowlers.
If the teams were swapped, the results would swap as well.
Face it, you're just trying to find some reason to justify New Zealand being unable to put away a terrible Sri Lankan side, like Australia are thoroughly doing to the Windies. This infuriates you.
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-11/k-pop-band-detained-at-la-airport-as-suspected-sex-workers/7022820
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-12/crews-continue-to-fight-wollongong-bushfire/7023048
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-12/man-missing-after-houseboat-party/7022980
That is the latest news folks
>>64152651
But SL aren't really challenging you either. So it's a choice between watching a drubbing or watching a standard win.
Wrong thread lads
>>64127514
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>>64152727
Thanks lad
>>64152727
>upper hawkesbury
ewwww
Guptil still only averages 30
>That full kit wanker at the poo peeland match
KEK
>>64152737
wrong board m8
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/lgbt/
Is Adam Voges the biggest statpadder of all time?
Who is /cric/s favorite player?
a)>Le looks up to the heavens man
b)>Le one good Summer man
c)>Le one good innings man
or
d)>Le shakes everybody's hands man
>>64152857
>le
>le
>le
>le
back to reddit you shitcunt
>>64152720
>I think it's better explained by the fact New Zealand bowlers are more toothless than the Australian bowlers.
Confirmed for not watching the game AT ALL, you SEETHING casual
Herath was getting ball after ball of chin music and he nearly fucking fought through it, copped at least four or five hits on the body
you NOW realise that OP put the subject in the name field, and therefore people will NOT find this thread when they search for /cric/ in the catalog
>>64152891
le was coined by /cric/ you SEETHING casual
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-12/police-converge-on-cronulla-as-halal-free-barbecue-held/7023304
That is the latest news folks
>>64152914
>130 kph """"chin music""""
kek
KEK
K E K
SHOT
>>64152853
>didn't show up for the entire series that he was literally selected for
>three hundreds, two against high school teams and one on a road that a blind man scored 290 on
I'd say yes. There's an art to it though, you have to think "is this a time that I could get a century, in which it would mean nothing?", and then get one.
>>64152955
I think the French used it first
>>64152960
>XD IT HAS TO BE LE FKUCXKING FAST TO BE GOODXD XDXDXDXDXDDX FAST :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
CHIN music means it was at his FUCKING CHIN
IT has NOTHING TO DO WITH PACE YOU FUCKHEAD
>mattposting
>flag
kidnap your sister
>>64152994
>short balls are mildly intimidating for a professional cricketer at sub-135
If Shit Lanka weren't shit that would be free runs every time
>132kph
>Poo Peeland """""""""""""""""""""pace"""""""""""""""""""
>>64153016
meant for >64152955
>>64153038
giving them a cheeky extra 5 kp/h are you?
least you're being a good sport
>>64152944
so you find the old thread, scroll down to the bottom and realise that there is a new thread
>>64152727
UPDATE
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-12/body-found-in-hawkesbury-after-search-for-18yo-swimmer/7022980?WT.ac=localnews_sydney
That is the latest news folks
>medium fast all rounder bowls faster than Pee Pooland's """fast medium""" bowlers
>>64152914
>Herath was getting ball after ball of chin music
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I CANT BREATHE
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
You SERIOUSLY call Boult's 125km/h rubbish """"""chin""""""" music?
KEK
>>64153068
>(OP) damage controlling this hard
>>64153099
it's fucking hilarious how all the shit countries (ie everyone except >us and SA) go into furious damage about their ""pace"" bowling
India literally. LITERALLY had Yadav (average speed 138 kp/h) listed as "right-arm fast"
kek
KEK
>>64153082
probably got drowned by a Yowie
>>64152727
>>64152959
>>64153082
Best gimmick I've seen in years desu
> 23 Posters
Nice "community" you have here
>Medium 120
>Medium fast 120-130
>fast medium 130-140
>Fast 140+
disco
is Jason Holder related to Mark Holden?
>10 IPs
Kek, nice "poomunity"
>>64153201
>>64153136
>>64153068
This is why everybody is posting in the other thread boys
http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/64127514/cric-new-zealand-v-sri-lanka-test-1-day-2#bottom
http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/64127514/cric-new-zealand-v-sri-lanka-test-1-day-2#bottom
Gonna go to the supermarket soon wish me luck lads
>>64152994
Hi friend.
I am the poster who absolutely annihilated you the other day with my assessment of your posting persona. To the point where you immediately said "goodbye" and left the thread.
>CHIN music means it was at his FUCKING CHIN
You claimed that he survived "ball after ball" of this. That is simply bad bowling, from someone who averages ~130km/h. As anyone who has played cricket at any decent level will tell you, unless a bowler is genuinely intimidating or quick, facing constant short stuff NOT difficult, and gets EASIER AND EASIER. This is why bowlers of this pace who were GOOD (McGrath, for example) used short balls as a surprise delivery. The reason guys like Mitchell Johnson and the Windies of old could bowl like this continuously is because it was usually intimidating, or quick enough where the batsman doesn't have time to properly prepare himself, no matter how often a short ball is bowled. Obviously NZ bowlers still have a long way to go to learn how to build pressure.
Shittle is finished as soon as starc is fit
>>64153252
BAD luck! You didn't specify what kind of luck haha sucked in cunt!!!
Who is the whitest person to ever play for WI?
>>64153265
>windies of old
more likely because of the lack of safety eqiupment in those days
>>64153211
>Fast 145+
>Fast-Medium 135-145
>Medium-Fast 125-125
>Medium <125
desu
Just woke up lads.
WTF happened?!?
>>64153275
>siddles orgasm face
kek
>le commonwealth bank doin gud 4 the commonity
fuck off you kikes
>>64152727
>>64152959
>>64153082
based newsman
>>64153299
lad, helmets existed in the 80s and early 90s
>>64153318
Is "slow" even a thing, or is it just what spin is occasionally referred as.
>>64153369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blZ7l1wURZM
>>64153369
Slow bowling is just spin
>>64153275
Can someone shoop a Top Gun hat on him?
>post yfw negative 40,000 people don't show up at the MCG on Boxing day
>5/35
>40 minute break
>bring on Shittle and Marsh bowling 125 kp/h half volleys onto the pads
is Stove the worst captain in Australian history?
Reminder that Don Bradman was a war dodger and statpadded against shit players because the good ones died in the war and he was the only player who took the game seriously
>>64153431
He's definitely one of the worst.
>>64153390
>LE FUG WADZON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64153424
>negative 40,000 people don't show up
>>64153265
based Goose laying down the law
>>64153352
What about grills? or chestguards or elbow guards or inner thigh pads?
Theres more to safety equpment then helmets
>>64153442
He was best in the world years before the war started
>>64153390
>you now remember when watson bowled at 150kph
>>64153299
You SEETHING fucking casual, they were the LITERAL reason why people started using helmets early into their period of dominance and wore them for the next twenty years
>>64153531
when did that happen
>>64153265
>""'stats""" """autist""" gets exposed for being a casual
>disappears again
>>64153564
newcunt. Watson broke into the ODI side as a bowler
>>64153596
No, as a bowling allrounder faggot
Ok seriously, what the fuck is Smith doing?
There's literally no reason for Siddle and Marsh to continue bowling this long after lunch.
>>64153652
probably doesnt want to push glassinson too much
>>64153431
Of the modern ones, yes
Border and Ponting were dumb, but they were great fucking batsmen and handled their teams incredibly well.
Stove is just a "good" batsman who is outshines by Warner, is autistic and throws bitchfits when Lyon gets wickets. He also insists on putting himself in slip and Burns as bat lad all the time despite both constantly putting down catches.
The captaincy should be transferred to Best Marsh in a few years
>>64153596
He wasn't bowling 150 though
Steve Smith runs like a retard
>>64153680
I'm convinced that Pattinson is despised by Smith
>>64153652
Channel 9 said a few words to him during the lunch break
>>64153685
We can't give the captaincy to someone who's not guaranteed a spot in the side, this isn't the ODI team
>>64153730
Hence "in a few years"
other thread
>comfy af
>people posting pictures of their houses and views
This thread
>angry autism
>shitposting everywhere
>25 posters
Nice thread
>brings Pattinson on
>brings him on at the end where he's got 0 wickets for the match
SMITH
M
I
T
H
>>64153839
>YOU
>>64153587
Statsautist here. That wasn't me. I posted earlier but that unpaid fatass must have deleted it.
The reason I've been gone for most of the time is this NEET lowlife is literally looking for excuses to ban me. If I didn't know any better I'd say it was krazykuckold
I posted about it earlier but I think the fatass must have deleted it.
>>64153818
26 posters
6/60
>pretending to be statsautist is easy as fuck
>ruining his rep is easy as fuck
Thanks white star friends :D)
I'd love to see a rule brought into the BBL that says every team member must bowl at least one over
>>64153931
why not just watch indoor cricket then?
>trail by 300
lyon to take a 5-fer this innings, cap this post
>>64154007
lel
>>64153931
>not using the extreme meme version I invented last year in which bowlers can get "out" as well
T20 is not quite meme enough to be enjoyable desu.
>>64153958
is that a rule in indoor cricket?
STEVE SMITH HAS ENFORCED THE FOLLOW ON ON HIS BIRTHDAY
Can a team forfeit?
>>64154044
why is Pattinson so slow lads?
>>64153931
No nation except England should be allowed to suggest rule changes to the sport
>>64154118
kektorian genetics m8
>the end makes you bowl faster
>the absolute state of Channel 9 commentary
>>64154122
Nope. You guys didn't even play in the first international test match
so bored of life lads
>>64154159
Yes they did.
>>64154181
No they didn't
>>64154151
>what is the slope of ground
>what is the condition of the pitch at the delivery stride
>what is the direction of the wind
Having said that, patto is probably bowling slower because hes not as fresh
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-12/drinking-beer-could-save-the-great-barrier-reef/7023380
That is the latest news folks
it was 2/22, now it's 6/66. coming up, 10/1010? fuck
>>64154270
australia confirmed for pooicideing
>>64154344
Don't ruin the other thread spergo
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/11/new-zealand-referendum-chooses-blue-and-black-silver-fern-design-as-likely-alternative-flag?CMP=soc_567
Kek
>>64154444
>Muh union kek
Stay kekolded friend
>>64154444
checked
>>64154578
A FUCKING LEAF
Is New Zealand literally inferiority complex: the country?
They are changing their national flag LITERALLY because they get angry when people confuse them for Big Strong Australians.
>>64154795
>NZ inferiority complex about Australia
>Australia inferiority complex about England
It's like poetry
>>64154900
>>Australia inferiority complex about England
Sure lad
I can guarantee no one gives a shut about you
>clearly hits his shoulder
>nicholas creams himself with delight celebrating the wicket
>>64154900
>Australia inferiority complex about England
Maybe 30 years ago.
If anything, these days, it's the other way around. As evidenced by you bringing it up out of nowhere.
Will the windies ever be an actor?
>>64154900
>Australia inferiority complex about England
lel
Australia's inferiority complex is towards the USA if anything.
It's not 1850 anymore.
>>64154951
Yet you got so poorious that you couldn't even spell right
What are the rules for this shit anyway m8's?
>>64155008
>>64155047
You literally still even have us in your flag. Australia exists to obsess about England
>>64155016
>>64155072
fuck off
>>64155129
>You literally still even have us in your flag
I don't think you know what an inferiority complex is.
Putting your own flag into the flag of a colony you create screams that YOU have an inferiority complex, actually.
>"l-l-look at us mr b-b-big strong A-A-americans! w-w-we don't need you a-anymore!"
>>64155047
uwot
australia is the #1 country in the world m8
>>64155165
thanks for the (you)
>>64154212
>being THIS MUCH of a seething fucking casual
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/current/match/62396.html
>>64155072
>>64155268
He was probably referring to the first international cricket game, between Canada and the USA, which wasn't a test match.
Either way he's a casual, and you are just one notch above a casual for getting so exciting and considering yourself knowledgeable for knowing the first test was between Australia and England.
>>64155268
Thanks for the (you)
>>64155300
Kys
>>64155173
You could have changed it at any time but you LITERALLY chose to keep it the same so you're reminded of Britain every time you see your flag.
You beg us to come over whenever you can "y-Y-yeah w-we need a gas man, pls big strong Englishman come live here". Fucking pathetic
My brother is a policeman, and moved to Sydney because they promised to pay him nearly twice as much and give him everything he needs
You need big strong Brit
>taylor averages 13
>has a century
wot
>>64155456
None of this is what an "inferiority complex" is, though, you fucking idiot.
Stay uneducated, though.
at the ground lads, covers are coming on
>>64155501
You got fucking rekt, stay in this containment thread
>>64155464
He's been around the block lad, Dizzy averaged 18 with a 201*
no point having a bowler to tie down the opposition against the windies Tbh
Mother and son...
>>64155576
dizzy was a block merchant though and regularly played as a night watchmen, his average of 18 didn't refelct how well he could bat
>>64155456
>LE BROTHER IS BOLICEMAN XDDDDDDDDDDDD AUSTRALIA SUXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>10. Moen ali 32 wickets
kek
>>64155689
Wow you are LITERALLY furious with your inferiority complex right now
>>64155456
>Australia incentivises good Anglo workers to migrate across
>England lets every Muslim in the nearby area in
what's the best way to hang yourself?
does Australia or NZ have a Muslim problem?
NCN
C
N
did bravo get his century?
i think he deserved it desu
>>64155734
with a rope
>>64155734
Tie robe around neck and then door knob. Lay down
>this furious as fuck poo peeland poofter using a brit proxy
KEK
>>64155777
Nope, out for 4
>>64155723
>they paid him D-D-D-DOUBLE
>>64155801
>implying I'm a proxy
Stay poorious la
>>64155904
trip on m8
>>64155981
Better?
>>64156028
>implying
>bitchwide marshit
>that c u c k in the west indies shirt
JUST FUCK MY WIFE BIG BLACK BULLS
will braithwaite get a century?
;_;
Feel a bit bad for Braithwaite tb h
>>64156309
"no"
>2 and a half days
Nice "spoort"
Everyone over to the /nrl/ thread now
>>64118286
>>64118286
>>64118286
>>64118286
>>64118286
What's the fucking point. West Indies are a finished as a cricket team.
>>64156472
Aren't they very nearly literally finished? Aren't they supposed to disband or something soon?
>Voges and Worst Marsh scored more runs themselves than the whole West Indies team twice
wew
KEK, where did all the "poonglanders" run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully and expose the fuck out of your samefagging proxy game again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed "poongland" poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
KRAIGG BRAITHWAITES GOT A CENTURY ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>64156604
I'm going to bed
>>64156604
>make this post
>poorius damage controlling poo peeland proxy poofter IMMEDIATELY shows up and concedes defeat
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
>Big Based League in 5 days
poo peeland comprehensively PTFO in their own thread, lads.
Will they ever recover?
>>64156913
Can't wait desu
Based scorchers have this one in the bag
Where does /cric/ rate Mark Taylor as a captain?
>>64157568
Is that man related to Mark Taylor
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-12/queensland-prisoners-served-local-milk-shane-knuth-complaint/7023452
That is the latest news folks
>>64158531
This is unironically the best cric gimmick
>>64158531
>>64158659
I can get behind this
lads the WICB are meeting tonight
Reboot when?
Well that was a fine performance by the Australian cricket team. Future looks bright under the guidance of Steve Smith.
the worst thing about the modern Windies is the lack of proper English named like they used to have.
I miss the days of names like Richie, Vivian, Garfield and shit, it was fucking great to have these 2 m black guys with meme accents everywhere.
Nowadays it's just shit like fucking Kraigg. America ruined the Caribbean
>Yeah mate, I know your 30 runs from a triple ton, but this game's on a knife's edge. This declaration is make or break stuff. Not worry, you'll get plenty of other opportunities.
Will this go down as the most cunty event since underarm?
>>64159326
Is this post stolen from reddit?
>>64159412
He's done it so many times it's not funny.
I feel bad for Voges, the guy was overlooked for a decade, finally made it into the team during his twilight years and was deprived of the four extra overs he needed to score 300. He only has a few more years left in him and will never have another chance at it again.
OPTIMAL INJURY FREE TEAM FOR PEE POOLAND TOUR
>S Marsh
>Warner
>Khawaja
>Smith
>Voges
>Nevill
>M Marsh
>Hazelwood
>Pattinson
>Starc
>Lyon
I would love to see Cummins bowl with Hazlewood and Pattinson, but that's never going to happen
>>64159608
Starc should be up the order, I don't know why I put him at 10, but the rest stands
T20 killed Windies cricket tbqh which is a pity, having more competitive test nations is always better.
I'm off to the 7s lads
>>64159644
should be above marsh desu
>>64159696
RARE
>>64159704
Based on performance, yes but Marsh has much more potential with the bat and needs to build confidence in a relatively comfortable position. Putting him down with the tail wouldn't help in that regard
>>64159725
Freshcunt
>>64159750
>not knowing about the saffers are rare flags meme
Seething freshcunt detected.
>>64159775
Why would the number 1 test team's flag be rare?
OFFICIAL BEST TEAMS IN THE WORLD RANKINGS
1. South Africa
POWER GAP
2. England
3. Australia
4. Pakistan/India
5. New Zealand
POWER GAP
6. Sri Lanka
POWER GAP
7. Bangladesh
8. West Indies
9. Zimbabwe
