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>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
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>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
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Remember: you died a long time ago and nobody trusts you
Last thread: >>25558564
First for first
Screw Equality!
>>25589475
You're waifu agay.
Fourth forholy shit people still use the collab pic I helped with for this
Did, Spartacus Anon ever start that Quest or did he just vanish into the ether?
>>25589638
NopeNot big surprise
xth fortiny vibrating pone
7th for Gar x Easy OTP
9th for that chest is going to murder us
>>25589699
This is why you don't lets your bats at the fruit pizza.
They get all overexcited and start kekekeking.
That Blitz and Easy Ride picture gets me every time it's posted. Craft really did the insulted face pretty damn well.
>>25589699
Yup. I have examined this little bat under a microscope and I can confidently confirm that even now, she has a stupid face
>>25589816
Together they'd be a realfirestorm.
>>25589816
I can't think of anything funny to have Blitz say.
>>25589861
"You wanna show me those tities?"
>>25589861
I can't think of a funnier one than this.
>>25589816
>Gar gets beat up by bats as his older brother adventures around slamming hot cunt along the way
I want to take the genocide route of every simple cyoa.
>>25589998
What makes a cyoa 'simple'?
>>25589998
>Maid for you genocide run.
>>25588997
He mentioned in the past that he might be interested in doing so, but that ship may have sailed due to me being too fucking lazy and stupid to do it in a timely fashion.
>>25589882
How big are Easy's crotchtits?
>>25589773
[tiny kekekeking]
>>25590046
Yes
>>25590012
The fact it's a cyoa.
>>25590029
I'm still game whenever.
>>25590047
Ew. Where's the fly swatter?
>>25590029
Oh, I've been working on one.
I uploaded some older version to dropbox a few months ago, if you remember that.
It probably doesn't look to much different than it did then though, but it does work.
I could upload it somewhere, if you want.
I think you can actually host basic websites through dropbox, but it'd probably load slow.
>>25590142
That thing still looks like a crab.
>>25590424
It is a crab.
>>25590424
That's because it IS a crab.
>>25590142
>>25590029
Yeah, it loads like ass, but it works I guess. At least in firefox and IE, I don't have access to other browsers to test in them.
This should be the link I think:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/100024092/Threshold/index.html
Not sure how efficient it is though. I'm not really a web-dev, mostly just self taught, so I don't know if the shit I'm doing is ok or not.
>>25590424
It's supposed to isn't it? It is a giant fiddler crab.
>>25590467
the loading slowly bit makes it better for me. Really sells it #imhotbhfam
>>25590467
Oh, neat.
>Threshold has been around since at least Luna's banishment
wew
>It's a get based quest
>>25590766
>not liking PTG
>>25590467
Oh wow I didn't know anybody else had already taken it upon themselves to make that. It looks great! There's some stuff I'd like to tweak now that the in-game update has happenedi.e., justification to use the much more efficient page layout that you guys use compared to the one I've been using all this time, but that's all because of screw-ups on my end. Your work is great, and like >>25590490 said, I like the slower load. Really helps to sell the vacuum tube computer feel I was going for when I first designed the page layout. Great job!
>>25590690
Yeah, you may have noticed I have a tendency to sort of overdo things...
>>25590079
Considering that dropbox link, you might not even need my stuff now. Maybe it'd help for submitting future anomaly files?By which I mean ones I come up with as well as ones the players make. The real SCP wiki runs on user content; maybe Threshold should have some, too? I mean my list already has the cross-CYOA anomaly and Nips' blood weapon stone thingy, plus a few miscellaneous ideas from a friend off-site,so it's not like it's a new idea.
>>25590804
>the only good execution of it everIt's still pretty funny that we managed to do a completely good run with Frederick.People tried pretty hard to crash and burn it, but the numbers just weren't there.
>>25590882
>other cyoa anomalies
post a list, let's see em
>>25590882
>Nips' blood weapon stone thingy
...what?
>>25589706
artfags pls.
>>25590882
Since it's on dropbox I could probably share the folder with you and you can add in and edit anomaly files yourself, you won't have to email anything to anyone.
There are some inefficiencies though, like the scroll button on long log pages. You have to manually place a special character sequence in there and place newlines as needed so it's on the bottom of the page.
I'm lazy and was just trying to get a basic thing working at first and just haven't replaced it with a better less half-assed system yet. I probably should look into that now that it might actually get used by others.
>>25590467
>>25590882
The main reason I wanted to wait for your stuff was to give you the chance to put up unrevealed anomalies/easter eggs or some such. Line by line replication, while useful, isn't as fun.
I'll either embed or link to this existing one unless you have something else in mind.
>>25591056
Seconding
>>25590939
<--- This thing.
>>25590908
No, not anomalies from other CYOA's. That's Hijacker's job. I mean an anomaly that opens portals to other CYOA universes. It was originally a stone, but I've changed the idea to a puzzle cube. Remember the Panku Box from Jackie Chan Adventures? Something like that. To date, I've gotten permission to have it access the worlds of The Nine Lands, Galloping Steel, Space, Heat, and Adventure of OctaviaRIP.
>>25591141
Oh, I'd definitely put some unrevealed anomalies in there from time to time. As long as I can access it, I'll be glad to add to it.
>>25591113
Removing enough logs to eliminate the need for scrolling was part of what I wanted to edit. That's why all the pages have a character limit: You can't scroll a .png, so I wanted to fit everything on the page without needing to scroll.
>>25591307
>This thing
>>25591307
You sure like to prove your name, don'tcha
>>25591290
Continuing right where we left off.
Stream is also up.https://picarto.tv/TheBirdieBin
>>25591322
I don't mind it, personally. It's not like it's an improper use of trip.
>>25591364
I don't think he was complaining about namefagging.
>>25591379
Ah.
>>25591307
So then I don't need to put any effort in fixing my shitty scroll system? That's fine with me.
I'll leave it up then. If there's anything you want me to add/change I'll be here.
so
QMsstill playing my game?
>>25591597
No, and I never was.
>>25591597
Never bought it.
>>25591597
Your son dies at the end or you nuke the commonwealthNever bought it
>>25591611
>>25591614
>>25591693
>>25591693
>at the end
Funny, coz I shot him before he finished saying hello.
>>25591717Your game a shit.
>>25591742
>>25591732
did you eat him afterwards
>>25591755
Nah. Too many artificial favors and preservatives.
Sorry about the wait, I went back over the game mechanics before starting.
>>25592341
stay safe dandy pone
>>25592393
I want to see Dandy and Blitz side by side complimenting each others hair.
>>25592703
I like it
but
>art for art quests
>>25592763
>not being a kuck and making art for art quests
do you even tumblr mate?
>>25592763
He's doing what's basically a suggestion stream. Go ask him to draw something.
>>25592789
I'd rather just complain honestly
>>25592763
>not playing the long game and making art for much better artists so they make things for you
still waiting for something nips
ready the fort
Inept!
IIIIIIIInept!
Hijacker's bullying your characters again!
>>25593623
Who's he bullying, it better not be dandy.
>>25593661
Dandy got deaded.again
>>25593661
>>25592393Fat lot of good you did!
>>25593694
I'm sure he'll be fine.
>>25593623
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![tumblr_nxw82qKKNj1qjefaro1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/scRoVNV.png "tumblr_nxw82qKKNj1qjefaro1_500[1].png")
winter coatbestdaughteru.
>>25591597
2broke2play
>>25594291
fuck
I'm alive again.
>>25594481
What video game do QMs like to play?
>>25594588
games that have consumed my entire life at one point or another:
Starcraft brood war
Ace combat 4
Persona 3
Perfect Dark
Valkyria Chronicles
Demon's souls
Street fighter 4
Starcraft 2
Pokemon red
Dark souls
league of legends
take it to heartor up the butt
>>25594618
>Ace combat 4
I'll play your quest anytime, Anon.
>>25594588
Team Fortress 2.
>>25591597
Metro was better.
>>25594588
Klonoa
Yume Nikki
Space Funeral
Off-Peak
OFF
Lisa
SUPER HOT
Papers Please
Beat Silent Hill 2 the other day
Fallout (Go away, Todd.)
Proteus
Besiege
God Of War 3
Just Cause 2
That's just off the top of my head.
>>25594588
AoE 2
Dawn of War series
A shit load of old RPG games
FTL
Demons Souls
Dark Souls 1+2
F.E.A.R series
Ace Combat series
Borderlands series
Mass Effect series
Elite: Dangerous
Diablo 3
Metro 2033 and Last Light
Blodborne (Orphan of Kos is suffering. Send help.)
>>25594588
Age of Empires 2
Europa Universalis 3
Hearts of Iron 2
Papers, please
Metro Reduxmy only friend owns it, my laptop is too shitty to even try running it.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl and Clear Sky
That would be it. I haven't played any of them for several months now, though.
>>25594588
Blizzard's children cards game
AoE series
Final Fantasy series
Dungeon keeper
Darkest Dungeon
FTL
Transistor
Vaillant Hearts
Don't starve
Child of Light
Xenoblade chronicles
That's for the most recent and impotant part at least
>last thread
>>25594688
g i t g u d
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>>25594588
Mario & Luigi
Paper Mario
Phoenix Wright
Shovel Knight
Rune Factory 4
Monster Hunter
999 / Virtue's Last Reward
The World Ends With You
Hearthstone
Bastion
Transistor
Banner Saga
Undertale
>>25594747
You don't know my pain.
>>25594729
>really good
>>25589475
Why is Adachi a horse?
>>25594794
What quest do you run?
>>25594588
Beth Gamesily ToddMostly for the mods tho
AoE2/3/SWGBNo one remembers Galactic Battlegrounds :(
Civ V, but only with the expansions, base game sucked
Dark Souls is fun but blighttown sucks
CS:S>CS1.6>>>CS:GOfite me irl PonyKai
>>25594929M&M
>>25594953
No wonder it sucks. Blunderfailfags get out.
>>25594945
I remember Battlegrounds anon. I fucking loved that game.
Anyone here playing Insurgency?
>>25595022
I got it free from /k/ but I've never installed it...
>>25595030
If you like rather realistic MP or CoOp shooters that don't take 3 hours per round like Arma, it's really good. No hit/kill indicators, no ammo counter or -pooling, minimal HUD, customizable weapons, different modes.. I usually play coop online against bots (which are quite challenging), because that game mode is the most fun in my opinion. Also steam workshop integration. Looks and sounds pretty good, while still running on a toaster. Worth a try for sure, especially if you already have it.
>>25594729
Sunny made it in there. Does anybody need a Sunny Lewd?
Seriously, I'm drunk enough to put it on hte top of the list if some one suggests a position/ situation. I need to render it in.
>>25595164
The big green arena pegasus winning and having his way with her to the crowd's cheers.
>>25595164
Spitroasted by the space catbirds.
>>25595164
You should do a horse genitalia study.
Not to insult, because I think you're quite good, but your mare pussy needs some work.
Compared to some artist's who've near mastered the form, your mare vags tend to look out of place.
something happened
>>25595195
I am honored to have been a part of this masterpiece
>>25595187
Got it, and no offense taken. I do need work on horse pussy rendering... also crotch tits.. My crotch tits are shitty. I'll work on it when, I wake up I suppose.
>>25595164
Only if you mean sundance from JAD
>>25595268
who?
>>25595164
Fuck yes
>>25594729
>super fuck Choosie
>>25595300
A pony
>>25595421
A big pony.
>>25595428
But is she as big as Boulder?
>>25595428
You
>>25595428
>>25595428
You
>>25594588
Metroid series
Mass Effect series
Metal Gear series
Splintercell series
Xcom EU
Anything Gundam related
Binding of Isaac RB (Still need to get AB)
Fallout 3 and NV
Anything Mega Man
Pokemon games (I have a soft spot for the Mystery Dungeon games)
ZoE
STALKER
Starbound
FTL
Jak and Daxter series
Rachet and Clank series
Ace combat series
HAWX
Bioshock games
RuneFactory games
Really, anything that is not racing or sports.
>>25595428 (You)
Active threads
Super: >>25547410
Hijack: >>25591290
FOE: >>25587642
Galloping Steel: >>25540189
JAD: >>25568730
Vampony: >>25568958
Space: >>25553699
Sunset: >>25492329
Coltquest: >>25567713
Semantec Error: >>25592329
Urban Survival: >>25519018
>>25594588
CS:S and GO
Morrowind
Rollercoaster Tycoon
Papers Please
Rogue Legacy
Hearthstone
Civ V
Nuclear Throne
Pokeymans
Nethack
Not the Robots
Dorf Fortress
Jedi Academy
Hotline Miami
Hitman (any of them, specifically Blood Money)
Metal Gear
Prison Architect
Portal
Battlefront 2EA can take a helicopter of dicks up the ass
>>25596155
Mah niggest.
I'm not sure if I will be able to start thread tonight, plus my schedule might get fucked up from Monday to next month.
>>25596194
That's cool. Who are you again though?
bully Treads
>>25596257
bully threads
>>25596257
Treads is not for bully.
>>25596270
exist:^)
>Battlefront 2
Fuckyes. Dat elite guided launcher is all kinds of fun, no?
http://strawpoll.me/6134409
Today I learned that QMs have a good taste in games.
>>25597404
QMs are people too.
Sadistic and twisted, but people all the same.
>>25597382
cyoa players are for varied interests
>>25597569
>8 players and 4 QMs voted in this poll.
>>25597569
But most of those are for loving things.
>>25594291
>Got a winter coat bat daughteru before winter coat Gar
sometimes life hurts
>>25598393
He's working to get the mimic's personality down for when it joins the crew.
[muffled screeching in the distance]
>>25599199
DUDE, BATS LMAO!
>all these deleted posts
Wow rude
Reminder that Tara's face is so stupid it killed Dandy.
>30 minutes til rki bails again
>>25599706
No anon, he wouldn't
Say what you want about Gar but he is really good with words when he want (or needs) to be.
>>25599743
It's kind of his thing. He spoke at political rallies for goodness' sake.
>>25599743
>>25599781
Yeah, I thought that was the general idea behind his cutie mark. Not an actual flame, more a "the fire rises" thing.
>>25599798
He is the walking Shoah after all
>>25599798
But detonating that propane bomb was pretty dope
I really hope Nightlight realizes that it's a bad idea to be out when the shit is going to hit the fan.
>>25599914
Nightbitch already cheated death at the first protest but she wont be able to escape her fate forever
Trottingham: social links and dinner edition, continues:
>>25599984
>>25599706
ShamQuest :DDDD >>25600044
>Use the thing
>How about no
>Get rid of the thing
>You decide to get rid of the thing
>...
>We should get the thing back
>>25600083
Absolute madman, etc.
>>25600085
I want a revote on Easy's name. I wasn't there for that post, and I think she'd suit Bad Choice better.
>>25600210
>just let the retards have their way
wew
>>25600224
Let the retards have their way and then tell them that you let them have their way so that you could call them retards.
>>25599706implying i don't keep track of every second since my last post to feel maximum regrethttps://gyazo.com/870fa93457980fa3a0ddb6cc00ad0978
>>25600242
I'm just glad that you're back bby.
>>25595195
IWTCI Twigpup
JAD got archived again because everyone was sleeping. Where did people go?It was Sunday last time too.
>>25600446
they realized
>>25594053
>That's right, You're taking all of the files they have on a newly auged patient."Swift Wing" Recover the files on Swift Wing.
Even in the grim future of 80's cyberpunk Equestria Shade's still causing problems for questionable ponies
>>25600446
Might as well put this here http://strawpoll.me/6132193
>>25600533
I thought we should get some for Wispy.
>>25600575
Same
>>25600446
Maybe Innkeeper will make another one if he has time to continueor he could take the day off
>>25600575
>>25600587
I don't really think socks are her thing. What about a pair of goggles, or a bandanna?
>>25600650
I just wanted to keep daughteru's hoovsies warm.
>>25600650
Battle socks. They have little swords on them.
>>25600446
Its sucks, 4 in the morning for me.
>>25596236
A certain awfully forgetful Slav, if that helps.
Announcement:
My shedule won't be fucked from Monday. It's being fucked right now. My threads don't tend to stay for extended periods of time, so I am considering putting the quest on hiatus for some time. I'm not too sure yet. Everything is utter mess now.
>>25601236
Me too. Plus, its Monday where I am.
Anyway, My time got eaten up today so I won't be able to run tonight.
>>25595164
>>25595178
>>25595181
>>25595187
>>25595268
>>25595309
I've got to stop drinking rum I promise things to people when I drink rum.
I'll get on this when I have more time.
>>25601400
>drinking rum
I lost all my faith in you.
>>25601418
It was leftover from the eggnog.
>>25601432
>eggnog
>>25601432
>eggnog
What now?
>>25601400
>Sunny and Sunny
w e w
>>25601400
How big is Sundances strap-on?
>>25601504
Flaming motorcycle pone is a go.
>>25601518
>implying she's the one wearing it
>>25601400
>bottom pic
(can't wake up)
>>25601723
Cave adventures continue
>>25601540
>She's always the one wearing it
>>25519018
Simulated terrorism continues
>>25601788
Res
>88
Heh.
>>25601765
When do we get to adventure in Gisela's cave?
>>25601800
>This post is banned in Austria
>>25601803
When we get really fucking wasted.
>>25601768
Trust me, of the two Sunny D's, the little one would definitely be the dom.
>>25601830
Need some of that aphrodisiac powder that's all the rage.
>>25602006
Ground-up Breezie wings?
>>25601975
Sundance is a tortured slave (Used for, killing, sex and other slave like things), if the little Sunny can get past the kill on touch thing she earned the rutting.
>>25602041
Who would do such a thing?
>>25602110
How one could enslave such a large pony?
>>25602110
Did you follow Entrapment? The Sunny's actually have some things in common.
>>25602121
It's easy when large pony is secretly submissive
>>25602121
By hitting them on the nose with a newspaper and spraying them with water when they are bad.
>>25602178
>Submissive big ponyUnf_
http://storytellerdraws.tumblr.com/post/133822881632/taiketshin-ionak-i-was-browsing-my-dashboard
>>25602208
Sounds good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9YsLD5xdJg
>>25602299
Up for tonight.
>>25602121
We are just an Innkeeper in JAD but what we know is that she was a merc and fought for the griffin empire. They attacked the badlands tribes who were fighting each other but got slaughtered when they fought together to take the griffons down.
Sundance was capture, she had a wing torn off, branded, beaten, tortured and raped. Over seven years she had 3 children the first from the tribes Zebrah king who was taken away and brought up by them (She didn't want him) the other 2 were daughters and they let her raise them to keep her under control till they brutally killed them in front of her.
When she escaped she allied with some smaller tribes and conducted a raid and killed the king and killed his family in front of him.
She is now working as an adventure being a brutal killer looking for a reason to die. She doesn't like being touched and Pot Luck is her BFF and we can't give more than a pat of the shoulder.
>>25602382
>>25602382
>>25602382
I thought JAD was supposed to be light hearted jesus christ
>>25602382
What the shit how old is sundance again?
Also geeze, that a story
>>25602382
She's hot a bit of a morbid sense of humor tooplease start up again today Innkeeper...
>>25602382
Oh shit.I like that.
>>25602484
Not exactly give, but I guess she's nearly middle-aged.Not exactly old enough to be Pot Luck's mother, but maybe a decade older at most. She spent most of her younger days in the millitary.
>>25602382
I'm waiting for the part where we get to meet the daughter that was raised away from her.
>>25602484
>>25602478
30 something and I know right. Innkeeper clearly says it better then what I do, but it was a brutal read.
>>25602484
I think she said she was 37.
>>25602532
That will be sad, because the first born was raised by the tribe king and not sundance they would consider her murdering their family and want revenge.
>>25602591Exactly
>>25602634
>>25602591
And here I was thinking I got over the gut wrenching feels of this
>>25602382
>Over seven years she had 3 children the first from the tribes Zebrah king
Haha, fucking racemixer
>>25602532
>>25602591
When we conquer the badlands with our chain of inns we'll definitely have to look into this.
>>25602591
>yfw the tribe kings 'daughter' hated her father and was a proud rebel warrior shrouded from the public eye
>yfw it was she that helped depose the cruel king and allow sunny to take his head
>yfw at the age he last moment, she saw her mother and decided it would be best to just vanish without a trace
>yfw years later a half zebra strolls into an inn, hoping for some r&r
>>25602718
>The first born was male, and was taken form her
>If Zuri is her daughter, Sundance would have recognized her
>Her other two daughters died
>>25602382
Is her theme song Crawling, or something? Jesus fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0 for those who forgot that it's nothin personnel, kid
>>25602838
oh.
Uh...
>The daughter is a 'daughter'
>If you catch my meaning
FIXED
>>25602871It's Emerald
>>25602871
No. No more cross cyoa conspiracy theories. This ends now
>>25602871
>>25602883
>>25602895
Nigga please.
>>25602883
>>25602871
>>25602895
This post is the missing link between Threshold and Entrapment.:^)
>Sundance's long lost son is a little trap
>she meets him when she chases him for his bounty
Now that's that a reunion I wanna see.
>>25602939
PLEASE
I NEED THIS
I always thought that Sundancer horribly clashed with the tone of JAD. We go from teaching cats capitalism to max edge.
>>25602971
We just need to bombard her with our relentless happy sunshine rainbow times until all those edges get worn away.
Anon pls
Finish your grand theory.
>>25602871
Clearly the pregnancy was just a ruse.
>>25602939
Careful now, you know what happened to the last trap that visited the Inn.
>>25603014
Dance the edge away
>>25602971
She's still epic
>>25603064
>Dance the edge away
Better yetwash away the anger.
>>25603064
We will dance every thing away
>>25603038
Are there any other big conspiracy theories out there?
>>25603135
That every bad thing that happened to you in one quest was all orchestrated by one person.
>>25603067
I never said she wasn't awesome, she just... doesn't mesh well with the rest of the CYOA.
Her whole escape and revenge was pretty baller too. Hope she tortured those ziggers real good.
>>25603151
