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speed is dead
How many anonymous people like me love to wait until the last moment to push GDQ to almost the exact amount they earned last GDQ?
smrpg best smrpg
>>147990227
I feel down, show me some epic meme please,srg. It might cheer me up
>>147990614
you and me anonymous
>final sgdq thread
>back to 2 day long threads that might 404 in the middle of the night
Was a nice week people
>>147991000
Time to put this doggy down.
anybody have that picture of that speedrunner?
you know the one
Guess jew I am:
Better donate my money to the charity the charity paid me so they pay me a % back and they keep doing business with me.
shut the fuck up pie
just shut up
>>147991263
Honest question, is golden autistic? He seems a little "my mom buys my clothes for me" and overly measured
They're not breaking the record even with rigging.
>>147990227
I MADE THIS EDIT
>dont you have the cajones to give us your money for this arbitrary goal ;)
>>147991559
Who that and what is he doing?
How was Metroid?
>>147991774
Hilarious
One racer was being BTFO the whole time, basically exposed as a dogshit runner who didn't deserve to be there.
The other three died.
>>147991774
awful
~ Unnecessary Speedalert ~
Pie is gay
~ Unnecessary Speedalert ~
>>147991774
3 people died, behemoth "won" with a 46:45 or something
>>147991774
what do you mean? every metroid run is the same
>>147991701
That's out boi pie, rubbing ice on his nips
>only raise 90k of the 100k required for SM64
>sorry everybody the goal was not met, no SM64, cya this winter at AGDQ!
>~cut stream~
>>147991232
whoa that's a big tongue
>>147990880
>not always online porn.
I said online porn because that's what we're used too now. if you wanna go historical then you can just as well rephrase it to "you can buy porn mags, pedos can't" or "you can go to tittybars pedos can't" and so on.
>I'm not doing these and not having sex is not a disaster.
I'm not saying it automatically is. I'm saying "normal" people can at least have some form of contact with their "target". And not having sex might not be a big deal for some, while others seem to really suffer from it. The added layer of knowing that you SHOULDN'T have sex because of what you want must cause a lot of additional stress.
>not talking about your fetish
Well, if you see someone on tv, lots of people like to say shit like "Oh she's hot" or "looks good". It's not like people go around shouting "uuuugh I need to fuck me one of these womenz!" but people often make comments that hint at their orientation.
And I'm also not saying "Oh it's so tragic that they can't act upon their urges" they very much shouldn't. I'm more thinking among of the lines that additionally to the fact that they don't fuck that they can't even allow themselves to have hope. Imagine that every time you're turned on by a women you also start thinking "oh god, I can't, I shouldn't. If I do her life is ruined, if I do my life will be ruined, if someone catches me they might beat me to death, I'll go to jail and guards will take a smoke break whenever someone feels like it's my turn again to get assraped, or beaten up, or blow 15 guys" and all the other shit that comes with being caught with a kid.
Who decided to give all of the crowd's money to banker Caleb for the sub 2 mine cart run?
>>147991951
Is he really gay?
i fucking lover booster
>>147991542
>is [speedrunner name] autistic
uh anon
>>147991960
Has there ever been an incentive that was "unfortunately" not met?
>>147992062
booster is a rapist
Our boi pie is the epitome of autism.
>>147992017
well, he's a faggot
whether that means he's gay or not is up to you
>>147992074
No I mean really, not just spergers
>>147992112
that was pulp fiction bro
>>147992102
tons. actually.
>>147992102
Every caveman bonus game
PLEASE don't meet the sm64 goal
i want to see the salt
but i'm sure some last minute bullshit will push it over the edge
>>147992329
implying anyone is even donating towards this and they're not just making shit up
>>147992329
Yettee will donate a large amount at the very last minute.
>>147991990
There are many times throughout history where porn has been unavailable. I'd think one would get quite used to using one's imagination.
I still don't understand what the tragedy is can't act or have hope to act upon their urges. No one sympathizes with eternal virgins either.
>>147992329
>We have a ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND dollar donation from Donald Trump, it says "make speed running great again"
>>147992329
Aren't they like 100k off? That shit isn't happening.
This SMRPG run is actually pretty legit so far
i wish pie was dead
>come back after that legendary Metroid run
>54k away from 1.2m
How did they get so much?
>>147991542
Overly measured?
based "i practiced this epic announcement for hours in the mirror" pie
>>147992583
""""""""""anonymous"""""""""" has deep pockets mang
this is boring as fuck. the marathon is pretty much over anyways, right? will I be missing anything?
Pepsiman was unironically the best speedgame at this event.
>>147992520
50k now. they're getting a lot of donations...
>>147992778
All memeing aside, it actually looked like a good game to speedrun
>>147992102
>Rapid Angel hard difficulty only got 225 out of 1k
>jumper two special stages only made 1.3k out of 5k
>defunct all collectibles only made 550 out of 2k
>Ducktales good ending 1,5k out of 3k
>Pause ahead 2,6 out of 3k
>Bubble ghost Tickle the elephan got 900 out of 2k
>Megaman ZX ashes cutscene got 4.4k out of 7k
Those were unmet. not sure if I missed any.
>>147992496
>Donald "I need to borrow some more money" Trump
Sorry, ain't happenin'
>>147992848
>Pause Ahead got 2.6k out of 3k
>The runner choked it all and gave the game a bad showing
>>147992989
I think saddest thing I've seen was a runner attempting some sort of super hard mega man mod but he just kept fucking going game over. Looked like he didn't train at all, and the whole room basically left.
>>147992520
*types out anonymous donation*
>>147993447
>>147993202
>>147993043
fucking go to >>>/pol/ you niggers
>>147993487
Ah, yeah it kinda derailed. Sorry, but to be fair while Mario RPG is a top tier game, it's a bottom tier game to watch.
>>147993487
Man, I hate niggers and long speedruns!
>>147992778
I liked Trauma Center, too
It's a shame that it was stuck in the "who the fuck is even awake" time slot
>>147993601
>>147993752
well rest assured, we're going to get enough jewbux to make SM64 a reality
>>147992989
I was a little assmad about that. On the bright side, since the goal wasn't met, he didn't get to choke on Nihil, which would have just been embarassing for everyone.
>>147993791
And right after one of the very worst runs of the marathon
>>147993752
I agree with one of those
>>147993791
trauma center is in my top 3 of the week probably
Finally decided to play the series
>>147993601
>Mario RPG is a top tier game
Mario RPG would be more forgotten than Klonoa if it wasn't part of such a popular series.
>>147992753
tsukihi > karen
>>147993225
Reminds me of this from AGDQ
>donation incentive met to show off a cool glitch
>runner expresses his enthusiasm over it and tells a story about how the guy who discovered the glitch died and he was happy to show it off in remembrance of him
>sit through the necessary 10 minutes of cutscene and lead-up
>fucks it up in the end
https://youtu.be/zSYeU4noNOE?t=26m16s
>Oh Jesus
>We're not going to beat AGDQ this year
>We're not even going to beat SGDQ last year
>There's no way anyone will donate $200,000+
>Wait, I've got it
>What if...
>What if we have a last minute donation incentive
>What if we have a last minute donation incentive which will push us over last SGDQ's total
>Our sponsors will end up ponying up the cash so the decline isn't obvious
>>147993919
the same can be said about Kingdom Hearts.
>>147993919
beg to differ, the combat is fun, the dialogue is humorous, the levels are interesting, and there's plenty of hidden secrets
Also it's sort of obvious that it wouldn't be as popular, like, can you imagine Mario Kart without "Mario"?
>>147994002
the bubble burst boys, it's gone belly up
>>147993830
I forgot about Nihil, that would have been a fucking nightmare
>>147994002
>Our sponsors will end up ponying up the cash so the decline isn't obvious
Their sponsors have been ponying up the cash the whole marathon, hidden like $1000 anonymous donations. Ok not sure how much they've got left
Didn't LackAttack say he was quitting speedrunning last year? Or was that only for Zelda?
Guys, I could donate money, but I don't want to because I'm not retarded.
I'm pretty drunk right now, should I donate?
>>147993927
you don't have to tell me twice
>sgdq first time will make more money than agdq
Feels kinda good that people caught on the pcf scam.
>>147994002
fucking shameless lmao
>>147994292
No.
>>147994225
Probably just zelda
inb4 lack drops a jump
>>147994225
maybe just Zelda? he's been running SMRPG for several months now
>>147994002
>>What if we have a last minute donation incentive
Wait they did?
>>147994379
SMRPG would actually be a pretty decent jrpg speedrun if it didn't require needing multiple 100 jumps
>>147994461
>beat last year's raised money amount and we'll do a Super Mario 64 run!
>>147994002
Just saying.
>NICE FREEBIE
>>147994724
Also in case anyone is interested
>>147994724
>>147994002
is she Mike Uyamas sextoy?
>>147994675
That is extremely obvious. They could at least try to hide their depseration for growth.
God I hope evo blows up this year on sunday, literally.
Why did the fun and bonus stream die. Is it Uyama being greedy, the fact that it's a charity stream (people take that shit 2serious), or that it got too big.
>>147994954
Probably
>>147995043
too big. it's not at the elks lodge anymore, it costs a lot of money each day.
More importantly, random faggots became too self-aware and thought they could use the bonus stream to self-promote
>>147995043
A little bit of all of those really
And also they only have the hotel for a set amount of days
Doubt they'd want to throw down money for more for a bonus stream which would bring in no profit or donations
ESA should have both of those things you're looking for, though
This year's sgdq showed me that asian traps from the past gdq were truly superior to the white ones we've seen in this event.
>stream monster reject crowd needs to clap whenever couch commentator praises runner
>>147995043
>Why did the fun and bonus stream die.
GDQ got big. Gotta be a bit more reserved when people are sponsors and 100k people are watching.
I think the bonus stream just is simply due to the venue, though. Hanging out for extra days in a dude's house is different than an actual hotel/venue.
>>147995043
It stopped being an event the community organises and attends. Now you have a paid setup crew that borrows all of the equip anew every fucking event. A bonus stream would eat into the profits.
>>147995260
you mean that tiny brown asian with the stick legs?
she was a little qt, but not by much, in some pics you could even see a shadow where her mustache would be lmao
>it's a "save half a frame if you get it but lose 30 seconds if you don't" """"""""""trick""""""""""
>runner goes for it
ok
>>147993791
There was a trauma center run? Didn't even know, what game?
>>147995447
second opinion
>>147995260
rip missy
Who we watchin after gdq?
>>147995447
the Wii one, second opinion
I think the guy played on Normal and he was pretty good at it, some people complained that it wasn't hard mode but that's just autists who don't know the bs "difficulty" of the game
it was chill, it was super late night
>been a while since the donation total has been updatedWOW WE MADE IT EVERYBODY!
>>147995490
>>147995527
shit t he wiimake is great, I gotta watch that. Thanks anons.
>>147995523
ESA
>>147995694
no they don't
>>147995694
>#BlackCocksOnly
>/pol/turds quite literally can not NOT mspaint in /pol/shit
epic edgy teenage angst xD
Get some fucking creativity.
>>147995384
>Tonight capitalized
>spelled right
0/10 apply yourself
Hi /srg/ I'm back and sometimes play speedgames.
Reminder, GDQ is stupid and so are you.
>>147995694
someone shop this around so it says #KilltheBlacks or #AnimalLivesMatter or something I don't feel like but it'd make for a nice joke :^)
>>147995523
gonna see if any of the people i followed was a mistake or not, otherwise back to the usual
i've already donated 5k and can't donate more...feelsbadman
>>147996350
Not with that attitude!
Go on Anonymous, I believe in you!
>>147996350
Thanks anonymous
>>147996350
Thanks (((Anonymous)))!
>Smithy the Sword
>>147996527
really guys? being anti semitic in 2016?
>>147996527
>(((Anonymous)))
that's gay /pol/ shit
""""""""""anonymous""""""""""""" makes more sense (because it's fucking true) and is funnier (because it's true)
this asian chick is ugly as fuck, how good is her body?
>>147996350
(You)
I just want to see them fail to meet the goal so bad.
Reminder: Say it baby say it say that you love me.
https://youtu.be/ here FltnahXLGsg
>>147996350
nm I found some change at the bottom of the couch. we're gonna make it! feelsgoodman
>C'mon guys we're just 80k away!
>Just 79k away guys, we can do it!
>Don't you want to see SM 64? Just 79,999 away!
Is the sgdq announcer a boy or a girl?
this announcer lady is very not comfy with the shouting and the numbers and the forced imitations
>>147996964
https://twitter.com/skybilz
>>147996910
I thought you guys would be more pro this event than /v/
>>147996964
Silly anon
>>147996964
Based on the rest of the attendees, both
so what is the cringest thing so far ?
and why is it this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WotPzG2nys
>gulag
what did she mean by this?
Wow! Thanks for the $2000, "Anonymous"!
>>147997112
holy fuck i'm glad i missed that
>>147997041
im a desperate virgin and i would NOT smash
Oh wow, a $2,000 donation from an anonymous donor. How many more of these in the next hour?
>>147997041
So a girl.
It did sound girlier than you'd hear guys talk, but still pretty guyish.
>>147997259
would smash but i'm sure my mom would hear because she can't shut the fuck up
>>147997272
Around twenty so they just make the goal
>>147997272
They're slowing down actually. They probably don't want to waste any since people are donating and the Yetee hasn't thrown in a few bucks in a while.
>>147997112
Because ProGamingWithEd is the 'queen' of hayai kawaii a streaming conglomerate of mostly cringey fucks.
He is a bitch and thinks this is appropriate, like, wtf.
Where's the out of nowhere 2, 5, or 10k donation to reel others in to donate more?
>>147997180
(((Anonymous)))
>>147997674
just had a 2k one that surely will not be the last
>>147997761
reminder that even /mlp/ can stay in their containment board
if i didn't want to donate before...
>TFW my face our boi is going to sing for us
>>147993791
I was looking forward to it all week and was glad it wasnt a complete disappointment.
I wouldve preferred a hard mode run, but its understandable since being nervous can completely fuck you up very quickly in Trauma Center.
>>147997817
Maybe different people have different interests, and maybe /pol/s mentality is more prevalent than you think
I've seen a lot of /pol/ type things posted in r9k, fit, b, etc
I understand not wanting to see it here, but I think it's more of a joke here than anything else
>>147997971
end this meme
all these fake donations and chargebacks
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>147998129
this I was just joking with the ((())) thing
>there will be no best speedgame, when they KNOW it's best speedgame and a priority of the event, because GDQ got too fucking greedy
>next year Super Metroid will be paywalled too and they'll make even less money so we won't get either game
Are you guys ready for that last minute snipe from The Yetee? :^)
>>147998129
I don't care, crossboarders need to kill themselves and containment boards exist for a reason. I don't want to see pokefags on /lit/ i don't want to see /pol/fags on /vg/
Who's even going to be playing sm64 anyway?
>people in chat saying "I DID MY PART, DONATE 5 DOLLARS GUYS!!!"
>>147998247
>thinking the yetee didn't cut them a blank check and write "however much you need to reach the incentive"
>>147998247
Just said they have no more shirt money, it's dead.
>no more yettee shirt money
>no huge yettee donation incoming
HAHAHAHA ITS FUCKED
>>147998308
binny and cheese apparently
They're like $35k away, you KNOW it's happening.
>>147998247
Nah, I'm ready for the last 30 minute snipe from some generous anonymous people.
>>147998208
nah, the amount they make off of the save/kill covers it
Geez this anonymous person sure is generous
Wow! A $1,000 donation from Anonymous! Amazing!
oh look another generous 1000 donation from anonymous :^)
>>147998709
And another one!
Wow. This is sort of painfully obvious.
>$1k anon donation "we can do it everyone!"
Do they really think they're foolling anyone?
>1,000 from anonymous
>We can make it!
That 2nd anonymouse donation doesn't sound like any of us. Do you think it could be one of the staff members?!
>>147998771
wtf is that?!
Anonymous here!
So I found this new charity called Doctors without Borders. They seem like a great organization, you should definitely donate!
does anyone have a vod of Witwix's donation
oh goody, impressions!! my favorite!! I better donate!!
that was a really terrible christopher walken impression
it sounded more like bernie sanders
>>147998847
yes (((I've))) already sent in 1000she...dollars. it's for a great cause. you should do the same
that was a shit walken impression. Jesus christ he's not that hard.
>>147998835
a camel with a birth defect, what the fuck do you think you're looking at?
>>147998925
Fits the begging for money
>>147998361
Since I said this, they have gotten $10k closer. In less than 10 minutes.
>>147998984
>what the fuck do you think you're looking at?
an alien
>>147998835
I think it's a horse
I don't remember where I saved it but it's fucked up
How long do they keep donation information up?
I'm tempted to scrub the data and throw it in Excel or something and see what it looks like.
Not even to look for fraud or some shit desu, but just to see what the donation frequency looks like over time and compared to viewers
>>147998729
>>147998747
>>147998748
>>147998771
you know that all contributions to charities are available for the public to see right?
$14k away. That's about $21k raised in 15 minutes.
>>147999095
They still have last year's up.
>>147999265
Hooray for anonymous
>>147999163
DON'T BRING YOUR LOGIC AND SHIT INTO THIS THEY HAVE TO BELIEVE THIS IS NO FUN ALLOWED.
EVIL MIKE UYAMA LAUNDERING MONEY THROUGH A GAMING MARATHON
>>147999265
I cant complain really, it's just funny to watch it
>>147998349
>binny competing with cheese
Oh god
>>147999385
>>147999163
Go play damage control somewhere else, coolmatty
>>147999163
show us then :3
>>147999163
Nice one anonymous!
>1k donations just pouring in
this is actually upsetting af now
Wow! A $1,000 donation from Anonymous!
>$1000 from anonymous
>"For SM64"
oy vey
>>147999530
Confirmation bias is a bitch huh?
waaaaaaah
did thus fucking chode just say stream big?
>>147999709
The fresh new cancer for *GDQ.
In the last 20 minutes they've "raised" $29,000.
>>147999650
All those 1K Anonymous donations are so short compared to the other ones. I wonder why :^)
Was there a good run this year?
>>147999739
Only thing new is you it seems
>the counter suddenly jumped up by $4k
hmm
>>147999798
Trials, Ty and pikmin were great
>>147999798
deus ex was pretty good, if you're a normie jak and daxter was memerific.
Come on Anonymous we are too close
>>147999861
You're fucking evil
>>147999771
pass that freshness over here
has caleb said a word during this run?
>>147991263
nice shoes gobl1n!
>>147999798
mah boi cubeface21 did some good runs
>>147999861
You forgot about Fallout 3
>>147993487
speedgaming is dead
just like we all will be if we don't start being more intelligent and vigilant when it comes to muslims and radical blacks! Sad!
>>147999771
Bertin's such an awkward looking motherfucker
Why hasn't he done anything with that hair? Dude looks like an afro-latin Dora the Explorer
>the amount is reached LITERALLY the second the final boss before smithy is killed
wow!!!!! what a coincidence!!!!!
amazing!!!!
serg dies
Thank you Anonymous
>>148000005
>being this jelly bertin is slaying anime pussy
>>148000020
tongith!
*chinese girl nodding*
>>147999957
He doesn't have a mic.
>SM64 bonus race is revealed from the get-go
>Naturally, it's one of the first donation incentives to get met
>Other donation incentives like Save / Kill the Animals, small incentives, etc. are starved
>GDQ ends up raising roughly $1,100,000, less than the previous AGDQ and SGDQ
>SM64 bonus race is revealed at the end
>All the other donation incentives are already met or over with
>SM64, as popular as it is, is free to make the final push to meet the total of the previous AGDQ and SGDQ
>GDQ raises just enough to beat out the total of AGDQ 2016 and SGDQ 2015, proving the bubble hasn't burst
Do you think they'll do this during AGDQ again?
>>147998178
I wouldn't, its jewish shill bidding
what's the appeal of this as a speedgame
>not pumping the in game audio for the stream
>THIS AUDIO TECH IS SO GOOD
>GDQ
>LOGIC
This is why I stay away from memes.
Oh COME ON GUYS! I know you're gonna scream /pol/ but when people donate 25bucks they write long as sentences. HOWEVER for some reason these last few minutes a bunch of people donated 1000dollars each anonymously without writing anything. COME ON!
we know it's not companies since they want the advertising so they wont do it anonymously so it has to be a bunch of individuals giving away this much anonymously at once for fucking super mario 64.
Really now?
>>147999957
Are you telling him tosay it?
>>147999957
SAY IT?
>>147999163
not when they go through gamesdonequick llc first
>200 superjumps
This run should never have gotten approved
Who else speedruned a game in the middle of this boring ass Mario "speed run"?
I beat Mega Man X. What did you do!?
>>148000217
>he doesn't have thousands of dollars laying around that he wants to give away to Uyama during the last 2 days
get a load of this guy
>>148000252
Oh god I remember that. Fucking hell. Is that still a thing?
Thanks for being 2/3rds of the donations, anonymous!
>>148000178
Of course.
>>148000247
He doesn't look like he has much to say anymore.
>>148000305
This is speed mastery
>>148000178
It has made less. This entire last day I don't think i've seen more than a handful of donations LESS than like a thousand dollars. They raised like $400,000 TODAY, less than 24 hours. It's fucking retarded.
>>148000104
he's fucking touhou plushies
he doesn't even watch anime, he's just a touhou shitter
he also said he'd let Sanae peg him
>>148000378
>$1500
>$2000
>anonymous
>no comment
oy vey
>>148000378
the ones under $200 are legit
it's the 1k+ anonymous ones that are real suspect
>>148000378
>those $1.5k and $2k with no comment
yeah ok sgdq
>>148000423
what meme is this
>>148000378
(Anonymous)
>>148000217
It's just gdq donating to themselves with all the sponsor money they've got so they can keep up the hype and not look like a failure
>>148000502
That doesn't make sense, the fake 1ks are specifically for the purpose of encouraging real people to give 1ks. They can't all be fake.
>>148000538
SAY MY NAME
>>148000538
how new
I've literally just been drinking for the past 3 hours. How the fuck did they make the Super Mario 64 incentive? Was it Mike Uyama?
>>148000427
It was calculated. The 70 Star race, since it wasn't announced until the last few hours of the marathon, essentially acted as a $200,000 safety buffer. First the million, then the $200,000 that it would take to reach them roughly more than SGDQ and AGDQ last time.
If last GDQ had raised $1,100,000, it would be a $100,000 incentive, most likely.
>>148000428
he's not a "touhou shitter", he's just a secondary shit who rarely ever touches the games and doesn't actively seek to improve his scores but likes the "characters" because he's a F*CKING weeaboo.
>>148000674
anonymous was really generous
>le every donation above X must be a fake beacuse I say so meme
Someone please post calebs cute girl(boy)friend.
>>148000559
wel ofcourse it is. And yet people itt scream /pol/ when it's so obvious.
Really explain the state of the west when people are this easily fooled
What did you guys thing of the Ocarina of Time run? I felt it was really bad. Not only was it """"""""""glitchless"""""""""" and took 3 literal hours to complete, but it also the runner clearly did not know what he was saying, and was really bland than previous runners in previous years. Also his reasoning for not using the iQue was pathetic, seeing as how there are ways to mod a new controller into it.Also what was the worst run?
>>148000778
hey mike
>>147991263
Are those diabetic shoes?
>>148000674
We do not forgive
We do not forget
Expect us
>>148000708
touhou characters are so lame though, fanfic wish fulfillment shit, really unimaginative
based 0xwas
>>148000827
worst run was pikmin
>>148000883
clown ass dress shoes for a shitter such as himself
>>148000827
man ty or pikmin have to be the worst
people were shitting on pikmin because of the not really passing trans runner but it was also incredibly boring and bad and long
>>148000827
Pikmin
Super Metroid was so bad that it became good, if that counts
So is any of you guys who claimed we were tinfoil gonna defend them once again? You still think all those anonymous 1000dollar+ donation were legitimate?
Retards
>>148000915
We also do not donate to obvious scams
):<
>>147999849
If only you knew, you stupid fucking child.
>>148000805
People scream /pol/ when you kids sperg out over gender politics and other typical /pol/shit.
>>148000942
>was boring as fuck
>went overtime
>run by trannies with the personality of a wet paper sack
>was not even close tot he fastest strat
>was basically a fast casual playthrough
yeah, agreed, out of the runs I saw this one was ass.
honorable mention: the trials """speedrun"""
>>148001095
>hit the goal, raising over 100,000 in less than an hour
>suddenly no donations
it's hilarious. No one seems to notice, or at least, no one seems to care.
>>148000378
>>148000454
>>148000502
>>148000515
>le ebin faek donation meme at work again.
For what reason? They don't need to be more successful every year to be allowed back.
there are 3 possibilities here:
>1: GDQ is donating to themselves to "Bump" up the numbers
highly unlikely seeing how it's all just vidya nerds who don't have that kind of money
>2: GDQ is faking the donations to appear more successful than it really is.
Again unlikely. What's to gain from beating last years score every time? Nothing, the even will still happen next year even if they only manage half a million. Also imagine the huge backlash when MSF comes out: "So your donation counter said you've made 1.25mil but you only gave us 0.6mil what's going on?" That would KILL the fucking event for good. right away. And likely get everyone involved investigated.
>3: Lots of people donate as Anons because they don't want or don't care to have their names read and got themselves hyped by all the "we can beat it guys!!!" talk and last minute run goals.
Doesn't that seem infinitely more likely than any of the other options?
There is WAY more to lose than what's to gain from faking donations. WAY more.
>>148001124
>get called out
>better call someone underage to prove how not underage i am
every time
smrpg bgm is based tbhwyf
>>148001095
Posts like this make me glad I never followed these threads and just enjoyed the stream
>GDQ before 2016
Donation incentives for things in games, few small donation incentive games for some money
>GDQ 2016
Large games locked behind donation incentives
>GDQ 2017
???
Are you excited for the future, /srg/? Better get in those donations!
>>147991314
Not even spikevegeta was at this event, right?
IS my boy PUNCAYSHUN going to run SM64 now?
well boys, this sgdq has been the worst overall speedrun marathon i've seen. also even with the colbert bump they couldn't beat the $1.5m all time high. the bubble has definitely burst. now this hobby is filled with trannys and furrys. there were a handful of speedruns that were actually about speed and not gimmicky shit.
it's been a fun ride everyone. what should my next hobby be since speedrunning is dead?
>>148001279
even better anon they got biinny!
>>148001281
fgc
>>148001268
He was around. Did a few "interviews" not much else that I saw.
>>148001281
bow hunting
>>148001142
no you screamed /pol/ when we pointed out obvious bullshit that conflicted with your view of this event
>>148001181
they're probably embarassed. I'd be aswell if I fell for this.
Oh well at least we get more runs. But I feel sad for the people who were tricked into donating these last few minutes
>>148001247
truth hurts m8
>>148001193
you can use a nickname and it can be anything you want it to be
the most likely explanation is there's a shitload of offensive nicknames and instead of [deleted] or whatever they just change the names to anonymous and delete the offensive comment.
>>148001281
>actually about speed
>gimmick
ay
>>148001265
>DONATE NOW IF YOU WANT TO SEE AGDQ 2017!
>>148001281
no one watches colbert tbf
>>148001268
Yes he was, he did a few interviews and was on a few couches
Man I'm not a m64 fan but at least it's a proper speedgame
>>148001193
>highly unlikely seeing how it's all just vidya nerds who don't have that kind of money
GDQ has lots of money and sponsors, mate
>>148001413
>GDQ is now a donation incentive that starts 3 months in advance
Muted
why do people support these degenerates?
So guys, is it going to be cheese or puncayshun?
Let's be honest, these other 2 fags don't have a chance.
holy shit he is a god-awful singer
aaaand MUTE
http://www.streambig.net/
B A S E D
>that THICK
Also wtf is this shit singing.
>>148001541
how are they more of a degenerate than you
The true redpill about donations is that realistically, not many people actually have money to donate 1k just for a charity. It's 2016, people can't afford homes and barely find work, no matter where you live. Giving away 1 thousand dollars does not make any sense.
I can see a dozen thousand dollar donations over the entire course of the marathon but that's it, right now it's every 5 minutes during the "popular games"
I have a steady job yet would never give more than a hundred bucks for something like this.
I didnt realize that tranny that dresses like a slut had such thick legs.
Jesus christ theyre massive.
>>148001556
>doubting binny
>>148001352
FUCK OFF
FGC is in a really shitty state right now with capcom+sony moneyhatting every event into esports shit.
>>148001565
>>148001586
kill yourselves you fucking mongolid pieces of shit
Ahh yes turning negro spirituals into memes for autisits that do games fast
>>148001636
So we know they're "fake" but still don't know their source or if the money is even real
>>148001602
Unless you're talking about the chick behind the table on the right, then you're literally gay.
>>148001636
Who gives a fuck about how much money they make or don't
I don't
>>148000827
runnerguy had probably the best ocarina of time all 'round good guy. he also did the "Blindfolded child dungeons" run (don't google that or you're gonna end up on a watchlist).
and of course the knitting girl drama:
>Girls sits herself in the audience and knits nonstop
>her bf runs
>she says fucking nothing
>just knitting
>middle of runnerguys run
>she goes "Some of you might be wondering why I'm knitting"
>clearly she has been sitting there WAITING for someone to ask her why she's knitting for hours and got fed up that nobody gave a fuck
>ACTUALLY asks runnerguy if he can stop for a bit
>runnerguy keeps running
>girl tells her sob story about how her grandma had cancer and teached her how to knit before she died
>poor fucking runnerguy actually wanted to explain some tricks but later said in IRC that of course he couldn't tell her to be quiet while she was telling her cancerstory and crying.
>story finished
>everything is SUPER awkward.
that was a fucking TRAIN WRECK to watch.
>>148001732
Planet Earth is quite something
>>148001764
who is we?
>>148001636
b-but (((anonymous)))
>2k$ and 1.5$ from anonymous
>>148001602
>streambig
if he streams so big then why does have such low viewership? baka
that was shit
>>148001768
this is a woman right
>>148001818
us in the /srg/ community
all of us boys and girls with penises
>>148001556
I want Simply to win but it's like rooting for the Washington Generals.
I bet Pies a pretty fun guy to hang out with
Makes me sad I'm such a literal no friend faggot
So, how hammered are the SM64 runners?
>4 way race with cheese, simply, and puncayshun
lmao get fucked biinny
>>148001864
He has a consistent viewership of people who spend money on him. That is more than most people.
>>148001909
i have a boy pussy do I count
>>148001945
ill be your friend
>>148001764
Well I have never seen official statements from MSF or PCF concerning the donations. All charities are shady in my opinion. A percentage of money goes first into the pocket of higher executives before being spent on the field.
Chargebacks maybe? Probably just fake donations.
>>148001769
It's a major point of the marathon, "charity".
>>148001909
Im sorry friend, youre attracted to a man.
Welcome to the side where you debate killing yourself every day.
>>148001802
>Runnerguy was banned from GDQ for this shit
<The Royal We> downs Hodir at 2:35am EST!
I half-expect next GDQ to have furries in full fursuit allowed. It's the next step down these shit stairs.
>>148001802
She says "can you stop" to ask him to stop talking, not stop playing.
>>148001975
There is no such thing as a boy pussy, a bussy, a boypussy, a mangina, a boycunny, a boipussy, a boipucci, or a boicunny.
>>148001978
Thanks anon
>>148001764
the source is from the various sponsors. they negotiate that they will advertise for them if they do a bunch of anon donations at the end. remember the charity still sees who donates it, it is just anonymous on the tracker.
this has gone on for years. it's no mystery. it's also the reason cool matty and staff get very angry when you bring up why sponsors aren't paying for the event and why they charged runners to attend.
gdqs are very cryptic and secretive with how they run their events. the fact that mike uyama still hasn't made any public comment in almost 2 years while still being active in the company just screams shady.
>>148001802
>don't google that or you're gonna end up on a watchlist
Don't tell me how to live my life
>$50 for that amazing christopher walken impression!
jesus christ, how low can one's standards be?
>>148002012
>Welcome to the side where you debate killing yourself every day.
I do that every day anyways without sexual preference even being part of the equation
>>148001909
I wouldn't mind rimming this cute Girl(Boy)
>>148002129
what about a boy vagina?
>>148002107
Forget that, soon there will be mandatory fursuits.
I promise I'll speedrun tomorrow serg
I just don't want to stream when I've been drinking.....
so many fake donations
>>148001802
theres no way to watch this is there?
>>148002085
While it's impressive that anyone could still play WoW after this much time, this thread isn't just about general impressive gaming but speedgaming.
>>148001387
that might be true too. Though I think it still might be good chance that people just leave the name empty. at least 50% of anon donations seems more than reasonable to me. Lot's of people think that it should just be about giving not about who gave.
>>148001516
GDQ doesn't have lots of money. Even the fucking prizes are all donated. If they had lots of money they wouldn't need sponsors to actually set up these events.
And the sponsors themselves, why would they give as anon? They have a chance to rake in fat by having their name read out during the donation. (which many of them do, Yeti the most as the official sponsor). There is literally no reason for any other sponsor to anonymously push 400k into the event to reach some incentives when they get WAY more if they just give 10k in 1k steps and have their names read out and everybody cheer for that.
>>148002203
Semen?
>>148002150
Of course, id expect everyone posting here wants to kill themselves at least a little bit.
But the more of a degenerate you become the more likely you are to actually go through with it.
Being attracted to traps adds a lot of points.
>>148002107
how the hell did a fucking speedrunning event full of literal nerds get turned into tranny-con?
>beginning of GDQ
>WOAH WE GOT A $100 DONATION FROM ANONYMOUS WHO SAYS "KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK" THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOU DONATION!!
>end of GDQ
>uhg... here's $2000 from anonymous
>sigh, and we just got $1000 from mcfuckface
>>148001636
Just because you're a europoor doesn't mean everyone else is
>"I hope this donation helps with setting a new world record in donations"
Get better writers, mike lmaoo
>>148002107
It's not like they've gone and banned them. They would be everywhere if the furries could actually stand being in fursuits for a whole week in a crowded place during summer.
>>148002223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8
>>148001704
>>148001906
>>148001864
mad poorfags detected
>>148002203
either centy or thps ya drunk bastard(s)
Did Puncay's girlfriend break up with him yet
>>148002107
There's literally nothing wrong with fursuiting.
>>148001981
The major point is to watch people play speedgames, and feel good about yourselves for donating (I guess, I don't donate). People playing 4chin detectives is pretty pathetic and reminds me of reddit.
As an oldfag, it brings me pleasure but also feels weird that Sig isn't in this race. Never liked her but SM64 was synonymous with him.
>>148002289
Screencap your bank account, champ, I'm waiting.
>>148002085
>07/10/16
>living in the past
>>148002129
>being this gay
Lose weight.
Welcome to GDQ LLC
http://forums.marvelheroes.com/profile/comments/107530/mikwuyma
>>148002256
alcohol you dumbo
>>148002328
tfw not geurge
I'd consider centy if I had a genesis
What the fuck was that attention whoring
>>148002313
GDQ will subsidize fursuit cooling in the future.
They're cute, but I'm pretty sure that was against the rules.
>>148002325
wtf does money have to do with this shit?
quit forcing your terrible meme of a faggot
choke on that sandwich already and beef it
jesus christ those were some triple Gs on screen just now
somebody got smothered with them boobies this week
>>148002049
Not possible. the child dungeons happened LONG after the knitting girl event.
And I can't find anything about runnerguy being banned at all. Are you sure you didn't mix him up with someone else?
BIG
BLACK
TITS
binny!
Did Puncay lose a shitton of weight? I remember him looking a lot fatter.
>>148002383
Thank you Mike U. for this unbiased opinion.
>>148002395
in his defense, most games that are speedran are way older than WoW
also the present is pretty shitty
>>148002442
what happened?
>>148002323
HOLY SHIT! She actually said that... like WTF. What would you want people to even say to that? How do you not have the social awareness that you WILL fuck up the mood of an entire room? The FUCK?! Im fucking dying
>>148002476
pics i missed it
>>148002519
The thicc black girl walked up to the camera and waved
>>148002129
my shenis is real thanks
>>148002529
what?
>>148002107
Uh, that's already happened
>>148002529
>a room full of speedrunners and their groupies
>no social awareness
sounds about right.
cronikeys is right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6jdnk5jnRY
Is that fucking Kotlguy?
>>148002487
Knitting girl event was the last time he speed ran. He was silent banned like the Sonic Adventure runner from last year and Wersker
where are the pokemon go speedruns serg?
>>148002653
Holy shit
>>148002231
>GDQ doesn't have lots of money.
GDQ doesn't *spend* any of *their* money.
>Even the fucking prizes are all donated.
If someone is offering to give the prize for free, would you really say no? Also, those worthless perlers take a lot of time to make, and having someone donate them obviously saves time and some money.
>If they had lots of money they wouldn't need sponsors to actually set up these events.
If they have a lot of money it's because the sponsors pay many of the major expenses, increasing GDQ's profit.
>And the sponsors themselves, why would they give as anon?
Because no sponsor would want to make it obvious that they're either making a huge contribution or several smaller contributions. That's just bound to raise suspicions for what is actually going on and where that money is actually coming from.
>>148002638
Werster was banned for stealing hotel room keys you dumbfuck. He was also drunk as fuck and started harassing women.
>>148001516
source please
>>148002653
Thems some huge ol' tiddies.
>>148002596
Then who's doing the raping!?
>>148002476
Was it this goddess again?
>you three
uhhhhhhhhh why is the announcer completely forgetting based biinny?
>they don't even acknowledge biinny
ice cold
>>148002231
Every sports team in the world has sponsors it doesn't mean that they're fucking broke it means that it brings that mean more money, your logic is fucked
>>148002529
I like the mental preperation that went into that
>Hey I'm gonna go to GDQ with mah BF who's a runner
>I know! I'm gonna knit THE WHOLE TIME so someone will ask me why and I can tell my cool story!
>don't even occur to her to ask her BF to mention it during his run when he has some time
>doesn't even occur to her to speak up on her own during her BFs run
>just straight up ruins some other guys run when she's fed up with not getting attention.
Fucking hell.
>Biinny
LEL
>>148002653
THIIKCCKCKCKCKK
>>148002653
hello
The man Riot Games b& for forcing drugs and making a fresh tranny pussy sleep on the floor with bugs and with other guys loves GDQ!
https://twitter.com/MonteCristo/status/752029929806524416
>>148002771
Yo who the fuck is this chocolate bubblegum
>these three
Donation reader is based
>>148002638
RG was actually banned?
where is sig?
Why do people even like 70 star?
>>148002572
just straight up outing awful shit that happend or is happening to you out of no where for seemingly no reason. Its a tactless thing to do because you put everyone in a shit situation where they have to figure out what to do after you just dropped a sadness turd on their lap. Like if there was a part of the event where they had survivors or people affected by cancer speak for a moment then it would have been a completely appropriate time to tell that story. She just unloads that shit like a fart shes been holding in
can someone post the little black kid's video message to biinny?
>>148002638
Nigga knitting girl was 2013 and he ran 2015. most certainly not banned.
>>148002617
oh shit
>>148002596
based NASA CEO laying down the truth
>>148002736
No he was banned for screaming "nigger" on stream you stupidsexualintercourse.
Welcome to 70 star
It's any%
Apart from these major glitches we don't do that make it not any%
Strong intro
>70 star
BORING
JUST FOR A HOUR OF "MORE DONATIONS" YOU GREEDY FUCKS?
>>148002780
>>148002856a l l t h r e e
>>148002880
>i posted it again lol
>>148002934
fuck off collective shitter
>>148002970
didnt he molmest someone?
reminder puncay is literally our guy
>>148002889
No he was at this SGDQ don't listen to that autist
>>148002653
thic black and strawman white
today has blessed me with the best of both worlds
>>148003019
You're probably thinking of controllerhead, who ran Kirby's Adventure while drunk.
>>148002970
"fucking niggers" was in 2013 and he still attended 2014
I wish newfags who don't know shit wouldn't post.
The real question is: WHERE THE FUCK IS BLUEGLASS? I haven't heard his AHAHAHAHAHA at any barely funny thing the whole event. WHERE IS HE? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM?
>>148002992
>>148002983
>>148002904
>these fucking newbois not appreciating the underrated majesty that is sm64
lol!!!!
I bet you guys like running the fastest official version and not having a cancerous community
plebs..............
>>148002823
who her bf
>>148002596
Yeah, I believe the man who can't even accept the scientifically proven FACTS that undeniably make him a man and the fat man whose only claims to fame are being delusional and being loud and obnoxious.
>ctrl+f arbitrary
>only one result
you guys have lost your spark
>>148003105
Even this autist woke up and saw what Mike uyama Money Laundering LLC events have become and remained at home.
>>148003113
Isnt SM64 pretty much the reason speedrunning got popular in the first place?
>>148003057
When?
>>148003010
no? what does that video even have to do with the collective anyway? it's just a little kid brewing tea because of biinny
>>148002853
ravioli ravioligive me the trans backstorey please
>>148003159
it's eurotime so the thread is mostly european /pol/ posters pretending they have insight
>>148003194
the mario 3 tas on ebaums world was the birth of speedruns
>>148003105
He donated earlier in the week saying he couldn't make it
>>148003194
just makes serg bois jealous that their speedgame isn't as technical or optimized as sm64
>>148003159
>repeating the same meme over n over is a "spark"
>>148003197
During the OoT run, I didn't watch all of the "glitchless" shit but he was definitely on the couch for the glitch exhibition
Why the fuck is the red coin sound different in the JP version of SM64 it's fucking tickling my autism
EHHH URRHHH
how many half A presses are in this route?
>"Do we have time for a donation?"
>Nobody responds and they just keep playing
>>148003332
Yeah, but nobody besides a very small group of people gave a shit until SM64.
>>148003335
Sad. I miss being annoyed at his obnoxious laugh at every single little trick that you could hear 5 rooms over.
>>148003019
he sexually harassed cosmo.
>>148003551
*Wanda
>>148003551
>cosmo
Who? Are you talking about Narcissa?
>>148003571
Timmy
>not understanding that a half press is a definition and not a literal thing
serg please
waaahhhhhn
>>148003571
>>148003592
no, cosmo. wanda/narcissa didn't exist until later.
>>148003571
Cosma, and wando.
>>148003606
Anything deeper than a literal interpretation of something is far too deep for 90% of people on /v/ and /vg/. Also it doesn't help the guy who made the videos and did the studies is the lead player in a particularly brutal game of kick the autistic.
>>148003354
my favorite srg meme is transsexuals
>>148003571
I've made that joke a few threads ago!
>>148003332
>ebaumsworld
Those niggas are still up and stealing content.
Oh shit a speedrun at SGDQ
My mind wanders...
When I stopped watching sometime yesterday, that were just below $700,000
How many fucking "anonymous" donations have come in?
How many were long time watchers, first time donators?
>>148003697
and that joke was made a few months ago too
I'm here sitting at home thinking about copulating with Puncayshun while he calls me a weeaboo fuck
This commentary is fucking awful
>>148003485
true
super metroid speedrunning has probably been a thing for just as long
>>148003868
wasn't it like goldeneye -> prime -> everything else?
>>148003825
I stopped watching about 10 minutes into the Pikmin Let's Play and they were below 800k
In the last 3 hours they raised 200k
>>148003853
I want to suck Puncay's dick while he plays Dark Souls on stream
The Wizard (1989) invented speedrunning
>>148003867
REMEMBER THAT THING FROM YOU CHILDHOOD? WAAAAA
>>148003993
wow in 2016 LUL
>>148003825
they just put every donation towards the goal since there's no other to be met
>>148003946
oh yeah i forgot about the article in pcgamer or whatever
personally sm64 was what got me into speedrunning
>>148003980
They've literally more than doubled everything they raised up to now in a single day.
>>148003993
>Still playing MapleStory
Anon...
>>148004067
that's not wow
Trauma Center block when.
>>148004052
>ever giving them money
>>148003807
This is boring, where are the memes
How can these 3 compete with puncay's large penis anyway? The race is pointless.
>>148002617
where the fuck dakota at?
also this is now d2g
>>148004161
mine wastwwbymcgamer
>>148004067
>>148004174
what was it
This gdq was so utterly horrendous that it made me appreciate how good the twitch chat in other streams is
Jesus Christ
>>148004294
some post about a guild clearing some shit raid
>super easy free item
>HARDEST TRICK MEME
fuck off.
>>148004424
Seriously, please just kill me now
>>148004424
it's harder to talk to the thing than it looks and people fuck it up a lot no meme
The japanese version of dire dire docks is faster? That's fucking weird
Why are Souls game records not updated on speedrun.com?
>>148004639
because they have their own site
>>148004478
I said it a few threads ago and I say it before. "super hart trick incoming" can be a cute gag if you do it once.
when over the course of 10 days 90% of your "ok serioustime now" is ironic, your joke is fucking played out.
>>148004534
No. it was clearly a joke because you just need to talk to the guy to get your star. "you can lose 1 sec if you punch him" does not equal "ok hardest trick of the game incoming" you mongrel.
SIMPLY CHOKED
CHOKED
H
O
K
E
D
Best level!
>>148004720
Best gag of the event has got to be the fake w10 update cutscene swap
Did the yetee donate yet?
>>148003287
I believe the story was leaked elsewhere RE: Renegades and remi/maria.
Google is your friend.
>>148004803
Simpleflips is washed up anyway
>>148004895
One of the employees did saying "I have no more shirt money," but there hasn't been a huge donation yet. They're probably waiting for the official finale.
>>148004846
Press (UNBOUND) to select plasmid
>>148004720
It's like every runner is a meta ironic depressed cunt.
reminder that there is literally no reason other than elitism to have your own site off of speedrun.com
>>148004707
Seems kinda disjointed not to keep them up to date just because they have their own site.
>interrupting the run for a $40 donation
This bitch I swear
>>148004903
osrs>>sm64
>>148004846
He really had me going there. Fucking Win10's shitty update-based world domination scheme has been ruining all kinds of esports.
>>148005073
www.gamesdonequick.com
>>148005062
>end of the Aladdin race
>"He didn't win, I lost"
>"In the end, didn't we all lose?"
>"wow that sounded a lot more depressing than I intended"
It's in their souls I think.
Alright, since the event is effectively over, best runs?
Catherine/Deus Ex/Dude's Crest are a few that spring to mind. Just from the runs I've seen though, I hear that the Trauma Center run was great and that's exciting, I fucking loved that game.Obligatory 'Dude, wheres my car keys' starring Bonesaw and Owen Wilson mention.
>>148005138
>>>/reddit/
>>148005274
Sonic Adventure 2 and Sonic 06 were pretty solid.
Has there ever been a cheer thing like that where the amount of applause was accurate and it didn't just increase in the order of the options listed?
>>148005274
Pepsiman was notable as the one and only thing they tried to hype up that actually turned out well instead of being a cringe festival.
>>148005224
I meant game site though
like
shitgamequitforever.com
deertier.net
the-elite.net
>>148004895
They donated 20k a day or two ago. No more shirt money to donate though apparently.
puncayshun is 2 stars ahead
>>148005073
that's not true at all, there are plenty of things some games want or need to have for a cohesive leaderboard that speedrun.com can't do
damn puncay fucking nailed this thing
Can someone explain the names used in the FFIV speedrun and the reason for them?
>>148005359
too bad that mario maker manchild was loudly giggling at everything
>>148005474
such as?
Zoasty finally lost a marathon race, not sure puncay ever will. Very consistent.
>>148005503
you mean FFVI?
Lirik is the most popular streamer
John Cena is a shit reddit meme
I don't even remember the rest.
>this is a cool thing the runner just did
>THEY SAID IT WAS COOL
>clap
god bless
>cheese
>has 70 star WR
>in last place
>Simply who doesn't even run the category is ahead
OOH OOH AH AH
>>148005398
This years shirts all suck and are still yetee quality anyway.
>>148005661
he's not going to have that WR if puncay keeps this up.
>>148005560
point systems for an overall rank, il boards that can actually display useful information, automatic time conversions, being able to have more than 4 categories without the site turning into a complete clusterfuck
>almost beating WR
PUNCAY
IS
A
GOD
punc fails to snag wr
choke
CHOKE
MERCY KILL IT
>>148005812
What's wr?
>>148005761
>point systems for an overall rank
elitism
>everything else
something they could easily talk to pac about
>>148005885
37:28
>could easily come to throws
cheese is throwing alright.
Also puncay was nowhere near WR you faggots.
>almost at world record pace.
Still that run was a fucking treat.
>>148005885
48:15 by cheese
>>148005867
Hypothetically what even happens if you're the last game being run and you're hopelessly over estimate with no sign of stopping? They can't really mercykill you.
Cheese more like choke
>>148005921
Worth the $200K
>>148005885
48:15
how much do you think they actually made? 1000k? less?
"Anybody's race"
>>148005923
His run was nowhere near this time though.
>cheese
THE CHOKE!
could biinny be more washed up holy shit
who are these nerds who cant even sub 50
>it's still anybody's race
>after someone won
>>148006005
Still better than 51:36 by WR holder.
Does this even qualify as a race
Sasuga Biinny-san
>binny doesnt even get a placement number
lol
>>148006109
Well there were only 3 people in the race
Here comes coolmatty's ass
>>148006087
Yes, it was a decent race by marathon standards. Super Metroid "race" was a complete joke though.
So now that the dust is settled, what runs should I watch?
well, it was awful, I'm glad this shitshow is finally over so we can go back to the regular shitposting and all the /v/edditors to get the fuck out, I expect next gdq to be as horrible as this one or even worse.
Thanks Anonymous.
PLEASE DONT END
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>>148006147
Trauma Center
>>148006142
what happened in the super metroid race?
>>148006147
SotN
>>148006147
Trials: Fusion
>>148006170
You can live until ESA.
>>148006147
Pikmin
>>148005903
>something they could easily talk to pac about
not really, some communities have tried, but they're so slow in doing anything if anything ends up happening at all that they just go back to using their own site
Punch would make a cute trap with those lips.
reminder that races are usually terrible marathon fodder
>>148006147
1. Jak and Disaxter
2. Pepsiman
3. Demon's Crest
4. Trauma Center
5. no others
>tfw matty is losing weight but not me
fug....
>>148006159
mah boi cubeface21 did strife and hexen. He's a good runner/streamer.
>>148006184
3/4 died and the last person was like 10 minutes late.
This asian chick is actually female right?
>>148006147
deus ex
>>148006245
dw bro just wait until her turns sideface, you'll see where it's gone
is she, like, 4'2"?
jesus
That was a really weak finale surprisingly. Shame.
>its over evo is next week
WTF AM I GONNA DO FOR A WEEK
BCWarrior TwitchRPG WutFace
>>148006184
One of the runners was doing horribly, just stupidly far behind and slowpoking like it's a Let's Play; the /srg/ thread at the time was basically saying he shouldn't even be there.
All three other runners died.
posting yellow goddess
>>148006290
That's especially hard to say with Asians, but I think you're safe
>fatassmatty busy not turning sideways towards the camera
how many necks did ua shiv this gdq?
>>148006326
imagine how big your average dick must feel to her
tfw gdqs will start to die down soon after this one
feels good
>>148006394
Worth checking when it comes to an GDQ.
.__.
The thread was so dead because everyone posted on /v/ this year
>you will NEVER EVER have a pocket chink gf
Just fuck my shit up
>>148006383
puncay either wants a piece or lookin at matty booty
>>148006350
Behemoth has had wr for more time than you've been alive, you cunt
>>148006395
How is that body even possible? Looks like they didn't put him back together right after a botched Zig Zag Girl trick
just so ya know
"t-that was what the big bump was"
this really is a money laundering scheme, isn't it...
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON?
>4425 bundles sold
I've seen e-book bundles sell more than this.
she's so tiny
>>148006471
dude behind lack looks like he has the downs
Literally everyone in this image is trying not to stare at mattys giant ass. Feel free to draw lines from the eyes to his ass.
>cool math-y
>>148006549
They always sell like shit because they're premium bundles, and have super high costs because they go and ask the devs if they would put their game in a bundle.
STREAM GET FUCKED
>600k in one day
yeah right lmao how is anyone believing it
>>148006549
because it's $15 for 3 games that everyone already owns
mattys feet planted firmly facing the camera, he will not budge
>thank you so much everybody fo
good cut
HEY GUYS THIS IS WHERE THE NEXT ONE IS GO TO THIS GUYS STREAM GOOD NIG-*stream cuts*
How awkward must it be to be the guy who gets raided by SGDQ?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>148006147
Kotor
i would immediately stop streaming if i was raided by a gdq
Tfw no comfy bonus streams of mario party and other shit in empty rooms being cleaned up.
Why live?
ESA soon.
Time for bonus stream now
Hosting an Unofficial Official SGDQ Bonus Stream, since GDQ is kill:
>Goof Troop Any% - Cyghfer and Blechy
>Ocarina of Time Any% - Cosmo
>F-Zero GX Any% Very Hard - CGN
>GTA: Vice City Any% - Adam_ak
>Pokemon Gold Any% Save Corruption - Werster
>Gimmick! Best Ending - Cygher
>Fallout Any% - Lee
>Battletoads and Double Dragon Any% - PJ and Mecharichter
>Kid Chameleon Any% Race - Peaches and neskkamikaze
>Sonic 3 & Knukcles Co-op Any% - Werster and Mike89
>Resident Evil 4 Any% - jtb
>GTA3 - Oasiz
>Super Mario Sunshine Any% - Toufool
>Amnesia: The Dark Descent Any% - Adam_ak
>Mario Party 2 Bonus Stream - Naegleria, Spikevegeta, Withelde, Bassboost
Link:https://synchtu be/r/SGDQ_2016_Bonus_Stream
>>148006681
>watching your viewer count jump by thousands
it's not so much awkward as incredibly nerve wracking, surely
>>148006234
wording this list
>>148006662
>go to the hosted stream
>+10 minutes
>derusting
>all these ROMhacks on speedrun.com
What the fuck? Where the hell is Super Metroid?
>>148006709
>>148006681
i would also stop streaming but also because my computer cannot handle twitch chat let alone while also running a game and obs. shit would crash so fast
I wish they showed kike uyama picking up his check
>that poor autist who's getting raided by the chat
>>148006768
deertier.com
Interesting they announced the date for AGDQ to be the 8th to 15th instead of the 14th.
Are they expanding?
>>148006521
Ktos content soon.
>tfw didn't watch any of sgdq
most I caught was of sotn
was meaning to watch ladx and fsa, but was commuting
>>148006719
>Bloodborne
>Dark Souls 3 by Elajjaz
Can't wait.
http://www.europeanspeedsterassembly.com/schedule
>>148006824
that is the bonusSGDQ stream
Why didn't they raid Narci? And she even bothered to look extra cute today...
>>148006631
why even have the event during the week? why not just have a weekend event and raise just as much?
>sending people to a stream without quality options
Very smart idea. A+ thinking.
Anyways I'm going to see you nerds later in my stream. gl;hf with your runs
>>148006851
>Missing Trauma Center
>>148006748
same
but I also want to include Deus Ex because that nazi was hilarious and Skyrim because that dude showed off a bunch of glitches and dgaf about the staff lmao
>>148006719
I can masturbate to Maral's voice finally
>>148006915
Fuck off, Australia
>>148006918
sorry?
>>148006953
Speaking of Australia, do we give a shit about their marathon starting Friday?
>>148006915
fuck off tranny
What do you suppose a hotel full of speedrun enthustiasts will be doing in the middle of a Saturday-sunday night?
>>148006851
same, i didn't even look at the schedule
>>148007024
Playing video games
>>148006868
Might be overdone, but I love a good Half-Life run.
At least there's evo next weekend.
>>148006998
>Friday
Wednesday, to Sunday.
>>148007028
glanced at the schedule, nothing really caught my eye
I'll probably catch vods for ladx and tas block, but there's not much else I wanted to see
i wish anonymous would donate 500k+ to me in one day.
>>148007024
EG...
>>148006709
>>148006784
>>148006681
it's literally the best thing that can happen to you on twitch
>>148006631
>last day of donation drive has largest turn out
More at 11.
See you in 6 months, /srg/, try not to die until then.
>>148007127
guys followers will probably double from the 900 he has to like 2000 minimum
>>148007127
not everyone wants to streambig pie
>>148007127
some people don't care for the attention. i stream so that my runs are already uploaded and other runners can check me out real-time which facilitates sharing strats
don't give a shit about 30000 gdq retards swarming my stream spamming so hard that shit couldnt happen. id just put it in sub only then mod the people i care about
>>148007214
>>148007184
literally everyone who streams is an attention whore
>>148007184
pie can't handle streaming big either
did anyone had a sudden interest in speed running after the marathon?
>>148007343
never.
>>148007343
nope
sgdq is over lads back to monkeyposting
Reminder peaches narrowly escaped unholy judgment
https://youtu.be/VtYEWLGVYJo?t=52
Has Beneziaa weighed in on the news?
>>148007287
based behemoth
>>148007343
speedrunning is an abomination
>>148006570
>imminentgangrape.png
>>148007343
I gained an interest in speedrunning after watching Cosmo's stream long ago. Sad that he started playing Smash and then went bananas, the Wind Waker streams were comfy.
what now
i remember a few years back at AGDQ, they let people just keep playing throughout sunday until they had to kill the stream. what happened to that?
>>148007428
behemoth is an attention whore in his own way
there's nothing wrong with streaming or being attention whore either really, but it's like being any kind of entertainer, on some level you need to want people to pay attention to you.
>>148007428
>truly skilled in a highly optimized and competitive game
>not a grind monkey
>doesn't use splits
>doesn't stream
>records runs on vhs tapes
you literally can't name one speedrunner more based than him
>>148006953
I live in the US, wtf? Oh, quality settings. I don't have the best internet for fun purposes.
>>148007000
Nah I'm good.
>>148007178
4723 followers now
>>148007480
gdq complained that the more popular bonus stream was getting the more it needed official support and it reflected badly on the marathon to have a backroom thing for five days straight. plus the hotels were usually pissed. so gdq unilaterally killed it to prevent those issues.
it was essentially more gdq, they said, and theyd rather have a little more quality gdq than a billion years of 'crappy' bonus stream
i loved bonus stream tho rip
>>148007536
>records runs on vhs tapes
this is just being a pain in the ass
>>148006234
1. https://youtu.be/RylQGkoZpSE
2. https://youtu.be/C33Xo1hE9XE
3. https://youtu.be/sW9Dywf1GtI
4. https://youtu.be/n9a2wlLZNVE
5. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLz8YL4HVC87WhzH2-56QXDOwoKNYkdCEV
http://pastebin.com/NwRD1r2Q
>>148007592
>4723 spamming retards
good viewerbase
>>148007586
last camwhore plug, I got to wake up for the counterstrike grand finals tomorrow
Good luck with runs.
so now srg goes back to knocking on death's door, right? 5 posts an hour, threads lasting 2-3 days, etc?
fuck srg. fuck gdqs. fuck speedrunning.
>>148007623
wheres the chat
d-damn... holy fuck..
http://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
guess that explains why duke was never allowed back at GDQ.... cold ass nigga... shit..
>>148007737
If twitch VODs were maintained, they'd have chat replay.
Too lazy to look though.
>>148007731
Bout God Dang Time. This Gdq Was Horrendous.
>>148007772
he sounds like a genuinely shitty person if he really did write that out
that's not "cold" that's psychopathic
>>148007663
>april 30th 2015
why are you posting this you fucking retarded faggot, who cares
>>148007663
>sig dead
>cosmo dead
>trihex worse than dead
>werster on life support
what happened to speedrunning
>>148007772
missed this meme
>>148007892
>>trihex worse than dead
How? Didn't he at least pick speedrunning up again?
As opposed to the rest.
I feel like I have a special connection with /srg/.
>>148007963
That nigger is supremo sellout. He has no soul.
Even though niggers have no souls to begin with.
>>148006876
>having this picture up next to 2013 cosmo on the synctube
;_;7
When will the "don't quote the person you're replying to" meme make it big? I feel like it could be a game changer
>>148007963
>romhacks
>speedrunning
pick one
>>148007963
running a romhack that only you and two other people own isnt speedrunning
So, who ended up getting banned, just curious.
>matty will never show his massive ass on camera again
>>148008192
bonesaw got banned
>When will the "don't quote the person you're replying to" meme make it big? I feel like it could be a game changer
never
>>148008134
Guess that's why Simpleflips moved on.
>>148007772
who is this talking about?
>>148007963
>Early 2015
>Trihex grinds on YI for months and months
>Goes on endlessly about having to "relearn" Yoshi because he never learned it the right way to begin with
>In reality, he's realized he's gotten soft and got passed by superior runners
>Unable to admit it because he's too in love with the smell of his own farts, having gone to the gym for a few months
>Eventually gets a PB that lands him in 3rd or 4th place
>Quickly passed up again
>Realizes he'll never own WR in YI again
>2016 - now
>Realizes he has nuthuggers to fall back on who will give him money
>Goes all out on Super Money Maker
>It's all he's done for the entire year so far
>"Speedrunning? Oh yeah, uhh... "
>resorts to speedrunning a fucking romhack so people think he's still relevant at all
>mfw people call him a speedrunner
>mfw people still give him money for not speedrunning
>SON
>SWAG
>MMHMM
>HOL UP
>AIGHT
>SWAG
>*includes girlfriend on steam* YO
>I'M THAT BLACK WEEB FRIEND YOU MIDDLE CLASS WHITE BOYS ALWAYS WISH YOU HAD! HOW ABOUT THROWING ME A DONATION FOR BEING BLACK? MMMMMMMMMHMMMMM SON!
>YO
>>148008192
Cis white people
>>148008263
beautiful
>>148008107
F
i remember watching him get WR and joking about him always going to have a cereal """""bowl""""" off screen
good times
I feel powerful because I post on /srg/
>>148008263
you'd do the same thing bitch, don't lie. Sounds like he improved his life desu.
>>148007721
you look like you could be not a trainwreck of a tranny in due time, congratulations.
>>148008447
Except that I have a real job
>>148008387
mind posting the full meme?
>>148008387
What do I love most about posting on /srg/?
The look, reactions, and the feeling of power.
>>148008242
his twin brother
I Sense The Rebirth Of SpeedRunning
>>148008263
dude how dare you, you forgot the most important part
>UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH, SUPER SAIYAN GOHAN, SUPER SAIYAN LEVEL TWO, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I fucking hate what he's become and everything he stands for, everything he touches becomes poison, he has no genuine passion for anything and only postures feigned interest in different hobbies to appeal to as many people as possible
>doesn't really watch anime
>claims high ground on manga > anime argument, doesn't even read manga really
>doesn't speedrun
>plays smash casually, goes to EVO but doesn't play fighting games, fucking fell asleep at EVO top 8 for Marvel
>got bootyblasted by MHC because he wanted to pirate the Compton movie
>constantly pussywhipped by underage b& asian who draws his emotes for him, bought emotes for like 600 bucks, did a fundraiser for 1k for her to go to some gay ass convention
TRIHEX IS A FRAUD NIGGA AND NOTHING HE DOES OR SAYS IS GENUINE OR TRUE, FUCK HIM AND EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR
oh also his gf looks like she has asbestos poisoning
So anything worth watching? Feels like GDQ has been overridden with mentally ill trannies.
>>148008583
Yeah, after it's burned to the ground
>>148008618
yeah
Deus Ex
Demon's Crest
Jak and Daxter
Skyrim
my choices might seem random and devoid of logic, but I'm drunk and if I can remember these runs as good and memorable that means they're damn good
preferably watch these at night, they're really chill and funny
>>148008606
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I honestly don't understand how someone with such awful stream quality gets any viewers at all
>>148008606
he didn't even finish his fundraiser stream because he needed to go to the gym
>>148008606
He literally only plays 3 games on his stream and shills fakku
>>148008754
The Bethesda block was actually pretty damn good, so long as you skip FO3 and Oblivion.
Especially FO3.TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY.
>>148008754
>>148008618
NOTE
ONLY WATCH JAK AND DAKSTER WHEN TIRED AS FUCK OR DRUNK AS FUCK
>>148008263
>>148008606
Didnt he even remove the 'speedrunner' info title or whatever from his twitter?
>>148008765
pasty white nerds on twitch.tv like to feel like they're cross-cultural so they click follow on the only black streamer they feel they can relate to
ie. the whitest fucking oreo ever ie. Trihex
I remember months ago when Trihex actually did shit on twitch he would make highlights constantly of "nigga moments" ie. anytime him and some roommate interacted on stream
Roommate would come into his room and ask something simple and Trihex would put on his nigga facade and start jiving and talking ebonics and shit when all his roommate wanted was help with OBS or something, then he'd make a highlight and call it "NIGGA MOMENT" or something, he really tries hard to identify with anything at all
I mean really, catch him talking to his stream earnestly and he's just a regular dude but when there's another black person involved, MHC or not, he puts on this fucking disguise as if to say "hey guys I'm actually black"
disgraceful
>>148009012
Black people, am I right?
>>148008765
the people who watch trihex are the same people who attended bernie rallies
somebody post the bertin stream of MHC roastin the fuck out of #fakenigga whitehex
>>148008914
dude I watched it when I was high and damn, it was better than it should've been
I swear that tiny ass Canadian motherfucker got hooked up with some quality reefer to make it through that run lmao
The fucking owen wilson impressions killed me
Was there anything of note since the beginning of FF6?
>>148009089
He didn't, he'd been up for like 50 hours, and was falling asleep before the run but had to go on.
>>148008868
>fakku
holy fuck I tried to give him so much shit about fakku when I regularly watched his streams but of course since I wasn't subbed or a mod he just scrolled over my shit
Fakku is the most white-bread softass punkass useless website ever
At least this nigga could endorse sadpanda or something, but no , he goes with fakku with their low-tier translations and fucking garbage website, what a fucking noob, at this point I knew he was being paid to shill this trash because anyone who actually cares about 2D porn would be in the know about actual good sites
>>148009085
i gotchu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mcuLRwHVQH
>>148009159
SM64 race
>>148009012
>ie. the whitest fucking oreo ever ie. Trihex
werster was the real black member of mhc
I'm strating to think the tranny thing is more like just american thing than a speedrunning thing. I mean, look at ESA. They don't have any degenerates.
anyone here know of anyone running furi, or looking into strats? It's got a speedrun mode and everything, it's a boss rush game but the mechanics are actually pretty neat. I haven't found any skips or anything, but I found a couple of good strats for the first couple bosses, ways to lock them into certain attacks.
I ignred the entire SGDQ this year. Was it better or worse than NASA?
>>148009261
real talk Werster felt more comfortable saying nigga than Trihex ever did lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lesXkcjFHCo
>>148009341
>le pure esa meme
end this
https://oddshot.tv/shot/GamesDoneQuick/Uzql7BUKl7BJy4vpHX9fpYAx
What the fuck is wrong with that guy lmao, at least most faggots in 4chins just jack off to at least slightly woman looking shemales, not to this shit
New thread:
>>148009612
>>148009612
>>148009612
>>148005812
45 seconds away in 70 star is nowhere near close to beating the 48:15 WR you fucking retard
>>148009509
look at his hariline
need I say more?
>>148009341
europe is catching up with the us when it comes to degenerates. i predict a couple trannys will be at esa. agdq on the other hand will be out of control. you thought sgdq was bad, agdq will probably have a tranny block of runners for a whole day.
>>148009636
look at the fucking anything, you could get an ugly girl, but you get an ugly transwomyn instead. At that point you just want to D
>>148009509
wait a minute is that fucking mirrored
>>148008228
>oh fuck, he just said fuck, better ban him cause no ones ever heard fuck before
>>148010323
him and his couch were taking the piss out of GDQ for like 2/3rds of the run, it was fun but I seriously doubt he'd even want to go back if he wasn't banned
>>148007772
>>148007962
>>148008242
i know this is a meme but did his brother really kill himself? i'm just curious if there is any basis in reality in the pastebin
>>148007772
i know this is a meme but did his brother really kill himself? i'm just curious if there is any basis in reality in the pastebin
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