speed is dead
How many anonymous people like me love to wait until the last moment to push GDQ to almost the exact amount they earned last GDQ?
smrpg best smrpg
>>147990227
I feel down, show me some epic meme please,srg. It might cheer me up
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>>147990614
you and me anonymous
>>147990227
>final sgdq thread
>back to 2 day long threads that might 404 in the middle of the night
Was a nice week people
>>147991000
Time to put this doggy down.
anybody have that picture of that speedrunner?
you know the one
Guess jew I am:
Better donate my money to the charity the charity paid me so they pay me a % back and they keep doing business with me.
>>147990884
>>147991057
>>147991057
>>147991057
shut the fuck up pie
just shut up
>>147991263
Honest question, is golden autistic? He seems a little "my mom buys my clothes for me" and overly measured
>>147991057
They're not breaking the record even with rigging.
>>147990227
I MADE THIS EDIT
>dont you have the cajones to give us your money for this arbitrary goal ;)
>>147991559
Who that and what is he doing?
How was Metroid?
>>147991774
Hilarious
One racer was being BTFO the whole time, basically exposed as a dogshit runner who didn't deserve to be there.
The other three died.
>>147991774
awful
~ Unnecessary Speedalert ~
Pie is gay
~ Unnecessary Speedalert ~
>>147991774
3 people died, behemoth "won" with a 46:45 or something
>>147991774
what do you mean? every metroid run is the same
>>147991701
That's out boi pie, rubbing ice on his nips
>only raise 90k of the 100k required for SM64
>sorry everybody the goal was not met, no SM64, cya this winter at AGDQ!
>~cut stream~
>>147991232
whoa that's a big tongue
>>147990880
>not always online porn.
I said online porn because that's what we're used too now. if you wanna go historical then you can just as well rephrase it to "you can buy porn mags, pedos can't" or "you can go to tittybars pedos can't" and so on.
>I'm not doing these and not having sex is not a disaster.
I'm not saying it automatically is. I'm saying "normal" people can at least have some form of contact with their "target". And not having sex might not be a big deal for some, while others seem to really suffer from it. The added layer of knowing that you SHOULDN'T have sex because of what you want must cause a lot of additional stress.
>not talking about your fetish
Well, if you see someone on tv, lots of people like to say shit like "Oh she's hot" or "looks good". It's not like people go around shouting "uuuugh I need to fuck me one of these womenz!" but people often make comments that hint at their orientation.
And I'm also not saying "Oh it's so tragic that they can't act upon their urges" they very much shouldn't. I'm more thinking among of the lines that additionally to the fact that they don't fuck that they can't even allow themselves to have hope. Imagine that every time you're turned on by a women you also start thinking "oh god, I can't, I shouldn't. If I do her life is ruined, if I do my life will be ruined, if someone catches me they might beat me to death, I'll go to jail and guards will take a smoke break whenever someone feels like it's my turn again to get assraped, or beaten up, or blow 15 guys" and all the other shit that comes with being caught with a kid.
Who decided to give all of the crowd's money to banker Caleb for the sub 2 mine cart run?
>>147991951
Is he really gay?
i fucking lover booster
>>147991542
>is [speedrunner name] autistic
uh anon
>>147991960
Has there ever been an incentive that was "unfortunately" not met?
>>147992062
booster is a rapist
Our boi pie is the epitome of autism.
>>147992017
well, he's a faggot
whether that means he's gay or not is up to you
>>147992074
No I mean really, not just spergers
>>147992112
that was pulp fiction bro
>>147992102
tons. actually.
>>147992102
Every caveman bonus game
PLEASE don't meet the sm64 goal
i want to see the salt
but i'm sure some last minute bullshit will push it over the edge
>>147992329
implying anyone is even donating towards this and they're not just making shit up
>>147992329
Yettee will donate a large amount at the very last minute.
>>147991990
There are many times throughout history where porn has been unavailable. I'd think one would get quite used to using one's imagination.
I still don't understand what the tragedy is can't act or have hope to act upon their urges. No one sympathizes with eternal virgins either.
>>147992329
>We have a ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND dollar donation from Donald Trump, it says "make speed running great again"
>>147992329
Aren't they like 100k off? That shit isn't happening.
This SMRPG run is actually pretty legit so far
i wish pie was dead
>come back after that legendary Metroid run
>54k away from 1.2m
How did they get so much?
>>147991542
Overly measured?
based "i practiced this epic announcement for hours in the mirror" pie
>>147992583
""""""""""anonymous"""""""""" has deep pockets mang
this is boring as fuck. the marathon is pretty much over anyways, right? will I be missing anything?
Pepsiman was unironically the best speedgame at this event.
>>147992520
50k now. they're getting a lot of donations...
>>147992778
All memeing aside, it actually looked like a good game to speedrun
>>147992102
>Rapid Angel hard difficulty only got 225 out of 1k
>jumper two special stages only made 1.3k out of 5k
>defunct all collectibles only made 550 out of 2k
>Ducktales good ending 1,5k out of 3k
>Pause ahead 2,6 out of 3k
>Bubble ghost Tickle the elephan got 900 out of 2k
>Megaman ZX ashes cutscene got 4.4k out of 7k
Those were unmet. not sure if I missed any.
>>147992496
>Donald "I need to borrow some more money" Trump
Sorry, ain't happenin'
>>147992848
>Pause Ahead got 2.6k out of 3k
>The runner choked it all and gave the game a bad showing
>>147992930
>>147992989
I think saddest thing I've seen was a runner attempting some sort of super hard mega man mod but he just kept fucking going game over. Looked like he didn't train at all, and the whole room basically left.
>>147992520
*types out anonymous donation*
>>147993447
>>147993202
>>147993043
fucking go to >>>/pol/ you niggers
>>147993487
Ah, yeah it kinda derailed. Sorry, but to be fair while Mario RPG is a top tier game, it's a bottom tier game to watch.
>>147993487
Man, I hate niggers and long speedruns!
>>147992778
I liked Trauma Center, too
It's a shame that it was stuck in the "who the fuck is even awake" time slot
>>147993601
>>147993752
well rest assured, we're going to get enough jewbux to make SM64 a reality
>>147992989
I was a little assmad about that. On the bright side, since the goal wasn't met, he didn't get to choke on Nihil, which would have just been embarassing for everyone.
>>147993791
And right after one of the very worst runs of the marathon
>>147993752
I agree with one of those
>>147993791
trauma center is in my top 3 of the week probably
Finally decided to play the series
>>147993601
>Mario RPG is a top tier game
Mario RPG would be more forgotten than Klonoa if it wasn't part of such a popular series.
>>147992753
tsukihi > karen
>>147993225
Reminds me of this from AGDQ
>donation incentive met to show off a cool glitch
>runner expresses his enthusiasm over it and tells a story about how the guy who discovered the glitch died and he was happy to show it off in remembrance of him
>sit through the necessary 10 minutes of cutscene and lead-up
>fucks it up in the end
https://youtu.be/zSYeU4noNOE?t=26m16s
>Oh Jesus
>We're not going to beat AGDQ this year
>We're not even going to beat SGDQ last year
>There's no way anyone will donate $200,000+
>Wait, I've got it
>What if...
>What if we have a last minute donation incentive
>What if we have a last minute donation incentive which will push us over last SGDQ's total
>Our sponsors will end up ponying up the cash so the decline isn't obvious
>>147993919
the same can be said about Kingdom Hearts.
>>147993919
beg to differ, the combat is fun, the dialogue is humorous, the levels are interesting, and there's plenty of hidden secrets
Also it's sort of obvious that it wouldn't be as popular, like, can you imagine Mario Kart without "Mario"?
>>147994002
the bubble burst boys, it's gone belly up
>>147993830
I forgot about Nihil, that would have been a fucking nightmare
>>147994002
>Our sponsors will end up ponying up the cash so the decline isn't obvious
Their sponsors have been ponying up the cash the whole marathon, hidden like $1000 anonymous donations. Ok not sure how much they've got left
Didn't LackAttack say he was quitting speedrunning last year? Or was that only for Zelda?
Guys, I could donate money, but I don't want to because I'm not retarded.
I'm pretty drunk right now, should I donate?
>>147993927
you don't have to tell me twice
>sgdq first time will make more money than agdq
Feels kinda good that people caught on the pcf scam.
>>147994002
fucking shameless lmao
>>147994292
No.
>>147994225
Probably just zelda
inb4 lack drops a jump
>>147994225
maybe just Zelda? he's been running SMRPG for several months now
>>147994002
>>What if we have a last minute donation incentive
Wait they did?
>>147994379
SMRPG would actually be a pretty decent jrpg speedrun if it didn't require needing multiple 100 jumps
>>147994461
>beat last year's raised money amount and we'll do a Super Mario 64 run!
>>147994002
Just saying.
>NICE FREEBIE
>>147994724
Also in case anyone is interested
>>147994724
>>147994002
is she Mike Uyamas sextoy?
>>147994675
That is extremely obvious. They could at least try to hide their depseration for growth.
God I hope evo blows up this year on sunday, literally.
Why did the fun and bonus stream die. Is it Uyama being greedy, the fact that it's a charity stream (people take that shit 2serious), or that it got too big.
>>147994954
Probably
>>147995043
too big. it's not at the elks lodge anymore, it costs a lot of money each day.
More importantly, random faggots became too self-aware and thought they could use the bonus stream to self-promote
>>147995043
A little bit of all of those really
And also they only have the hotel for a set amount of days
Doubt they'd want to throw down money for more for a bonus stream which would bring in no profit or donations
ESA should have both of those things you're looking for, though
This year's sgdq showed me that asian traps from the past gdq were truly superior to the white ones we've seen in this event.
>stream monster reject crowd needs to clap whenever couch commentator praises runner
>>147995043
>Why did the fun and bonus stream die.
GDQ got big. Gotta be a bit more reserved when people are sponsors and 100k people are watching.
I think the bonus stream just is simply due to the venue, though. Hanging out for extra days in a dude's house is different than an actual hotel/venue.
>>147995043
It stopped being an event the community organises and attends. Now you have a paid setup crew that borrows all of the equip anew every fucking event. A bonus stream would eat into the profits.
>>147995260
you mean that tiny brown asian with the stick legs?
she was a little qt, but not by much, in some pics you could even see a shadow where her mustache would be lmao
>it's a "save half a frame if you get it but lose 30 seconds if you don't" """"""""""trick""""""""""
>runner goes for it
ok
>>147993791
There was a trauma center run? Didn't even know, what game?
>>147995447
second opinion
>>147995260
rip missy
Who we watchin after gdq?
>>147995447
the Wii one, second opinion
I think the guy played on Normal and he was pretty good at it, some people complained that it wasn't hard mode but that's just autists who don't know the bs "difficulty" of the game
it was chill, it was super late night
>been a while since the donation total has been updatedWOW WE MADE IT EVERYBODY!
>>147995490
>>147995527
shit t he wiimake is great, I gotta watch that. Thanks anons.
>>147995523
ESA
>>147995694
no they don't
>>147995694
>#BlackCocksOnly
>/pol/turds quite literally can not NOT mspaint in /pol/shit
epic edgy teenage angst xD
Get some fucking creativity.
>>147995384
>Tonight capitalized
>spelled right
0/10 apply yourself
Hi /srg/ I'm back and sometimes play speedgames.
Reminder, GDQ is stupid and so are you.
>>147995694
someone shop this around so it says #KilltheBlacks or #AnimalLivesMatter or something I don't feel like but it'd make for a nice joke :^)
>>147995523
gonna see if any of the people i followed was a mistake or not, otherwise back to the usual
i've already donated 5k and can't donate more...feelsbadman
>>147996350
Not with that attitude!
Go on Anonymous, I believe in you!
>>147996350
Thanks anonymous
>>147996350
Thanks (((Anonymous)))!
>Smithy the Sword
>>147996527
really guys? being anti semitic in 2016?
>>147996527
>(((Anonymous)))
that's gay /pol/ shit
""""""""""anonymous""""""""""""" makes more sense (because it's fucking true) and is funnier (because it's true)
this asian chick is ugly as fuck, how good is her body?
>>147996350
(You)
I just want to see them fail to meet the goal so bad.
Reminder: Say it baby say it say that you love me.
https://youtu.be/ here FltnahXLGsg
>>147996350
nm I found some change at the bottom of the couch. we're gonna make it! feelsgoodman
>C'mon guys we're just 80k away!
>Just 79k away guys, we can do it!
>Don't you want to see SM 64? Just 79,999 away!
Is the sgdq announcer a boy or a girl?
this announcer lady is very not comfy with the shouting and the numbers and the forced imitations
>>147996964
https://twitter.com/skybilz
>>147996910
I thought you guys would be more pro this event than /v/
>>147996964
Silly anon
>>147996964
Based on the rest of the attendees, both
so what is the cringest thing so far ?
and why is it this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WotPzG2nys
>gulag
what did she mean by this?
Wow! Thanks for the $2000, "Anonymous"!
>>147997112
holy fuck i'm glad i missed that
>>147997041
im a desperate virgin and i would NOT smash
Oh wow, a $2,000 donation from an anonymous donor. How many more of these in the next hour?
>>147997041
So a girl.
It did sound girlier than you'd hear guys talk, but still pretty guyish.
>>147997259
would smash but i'm sure my mom would hear because she can't shut the fuck up
>>147997272
Around twenty so they just make the goal
>>147997272
They're slowing down actually. They probably don't want to waste any since people are donating and the Yetee hasn't thrown in a few bucks in a while.
>>147997112
Because ProGamingWithEd is the 'queen' of hayai kawaii a streaming conglomerate of mostly cringey fucks.
He is a bitch and thinks this is appropriate, like, wtf.
Where's the out of nowhere 2, 5, or 10k donation to reel others in to donate more?
>>147997180
(((Anonymous)))
>>147997674
just had a 2k one that surely will not be the last
>>147997761
reminder that even /mlp/ can stay in their containment board
if i didn't want to donate before...
>TFW my face our boi is going to sing for us
>>147993791
I was looking forward to it all week and was glad it wasnt a complete disappointment.
I wouldve preferred a hard mode run, but its understandable since being nervous can completely fuck you up very quickly in Trauma Center.
>>147997817
Maybe different people have different interests, and maybe /pol/s mentality is more prevalent than you think
I've seen a lot of /pol/ type things posted in r9k, fit, b, etc
I understand not wanting to see it here, but I think it's more of a joke here than anything else
>>147997971
end this meme
all these fake donations and chargebacks
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>147998129
this I was just joking with the ((())) thing
>there will be no best speedgame, when they KNOW it's best speedgame and a priority of the event, because GDQ got too fucking greedy
>next year Super Metroid will be paywalled too and they'll make even less money so we won't get either game
Are you guys ready for that last minute snipe from The Yetee? :^)
>>147998129
I don't care, crossboarders need to kill themselves and containment boards exist for a reason. I don't want to see pokefags on /lit/ i don't want to see /pol/fags on /vg/
Who's even going to be playing sm64 anyway?
>people in chat saying "I DID MY PART, DONATE 5 DOLLARS GUYS!!!"
>>147998247
>thinking the yetee didn't cut them a blank check and write "however much you need to reach the incentive"
>>147998247
Just said they have no more shirt money, it's dead.
>no more yettee shirt money
>no huge yettee donation incoming
HAHAHAHA ITS FUCKED
>>147998308
binny and cheese apparently
They're like $35k away, you KNOW it's happening.
>>147998247
Nah, I'm ready for the last 30 minute snipe from some generous anonymous people.
>>147998208
nah, the amount they make off of the save/kill covers it
Geez this anonymous person sure is generous
Wow! A $1,000 donation from Anonymous! Amazing!
oh look another generous 1000 donation from anonymous :^)
>>147998709
And another one!
Wow. This is sort of painfully obvious.
>$1k anon donation "we can do it everyone!"
Do they really think they're foolling anyone?
>1,000 from anonymous
>We can make it!
That 2nd anonymouse donation doesn't sound like any of us. Do you think it could be one of the staff members?!
>>147998771
wtf is that?!
Anonymous here!
So I found this new charity called Doctors without Borders. They seem like a great organization, you should definitely donate!
does anyone have a vod of Witwix's donation
oh goody, impressions!! my favorite!! I better donate!!
that was a really terrible christopher walken impression
it sounded more like bernie sanders
>>147998847
yes (((I've))) already sent in 1000she...dollars. it's for a great cause. you should do the same
that was a shit walken impression. Jesus christ he's not that hard.
>>147998835
a camel with a birth defect, what the fuck do you think you're looking at?
>>147998925
Fits the begging for money
>>147998996
>>147998361
Since I said this, they have gotten $10k closer. In less than 10 minutes.
>>147998984
>what the fuck do you think you're looking at?
an alien
>>147998835
I think it's a horse
I don't remember where I saved it but it's fucked up
How long do they keep donation information up?
I'm tempted to scrub the data and throw it in Excel or something and see what it looks like.
Not even to look for fraud or some shit desu, but just to see what the donation frequency looks like over time and compared to viewers
>>147998729
>>147998747
>>147998748
>>147998771
you know that all contributions to charities are available for the public to see right?
$14k away. That's about $21k raised in 15 minutes.
>>147999095
They still have last year's up.
>>147999265
Hooray for anonymous
>>147999163
DON'T BRING YOUR LOGIC AND SHIT INTO THIS THEY HAVE TO BELIEVE THIS IS NO FUN ALLOWED.
EVIL MIKE UYAMA LAUNDERING MONEY THROUGH A GAMING MARATHON
>>147999265
I cant complain really, it's just funny to watch it
>>147998349
>binny competing with cheese
Oh god
>>147999385
>>147999163
Go play damage control somewhere else, coolmatty
>>147999163
show us then :3
>>147999163
Nice one anonymous!
>1k donations just pouring in
this is actually upsetting af now
Wow! A $1,000 donation from Anonymous!
>$1000 from anonymous
>"For SM64"
oy vey
>>147999530
Confirmation bias is a bitch huh?
waaaaaaah
did thus fucking chode just say stream big?
>>147999709
The fresh new cancer for *GDQ.
In the last 20 minutes they've "raised" $29,000.
>>147999650
All those 1K Anonymous donations are so short compared to the other ones. I wonder why :^)
Was there a good run this year?
>>147999739
Only thing new is you it seems
>the counter suddenly jumped up by $4k
hmm
>>147999798
Trials, Ty and pikmin were great
>>147999798
deus ex was pretty good, if you're a normie jak and daxter was memerific.
Come on Anonymous we are too close
>>147999861
You're fucking evil
>>147999771
pass that freshness over here
>>147999771
based
has caleb said a word during this run?
>>147991263
nice shoes gobl1n!
>>147999798
mah boi cubeface21 did some good runs
>>147999861
You forgot about Fallout 3
>>147993487
speedgaming is dead
just like we all will be if we don't start being more intelligent and vigilant when it comes to muslims and radical blacks! Sad!
>>147999771
Bertin's such an awkward looking motherfucker
Why hasn't he done anything with that hair? Dude looks like an afro-latin Dora the Explorer
>the amount is reached LITERALLY the second the final boss before smithy is killed
wow!!!!! what a coincidence!!!!!
amazing!!!!
serg dies
Thank you Anonymous
>>148000005
>being this jelly bertin is slaying anime pussy
>>148000020
tongith!
*chinese girl nodding*
>>147999957
He doesn't have a mic.
>SM64 bonus race is revealed from the get-go
>Naturally, it's one of the first donation incentives to get met
>Other donation incentives like Save / Kill the Animals, small incentives, etc. are starved
>GDQ ends up raising roughly $1,100,000, less than the previous AGDQ and SGDQ
>SM64 bonus race is revealed at the end
>All the other donation incentives are already met or over with
>SM64, as popular as it is, is free to make the final push to meet the total of the previous AGDQ and SGDQ
>GDQ raises just enough to beat out the total of AGDQ 2016 and SGDQ 2015, proving the bubble hasn't burst
Do you think they'll do this during AGDQ again?
>>147998178
I wouldn't, its jewish shill bidding
what's the appeal of this as a speedgame
