it's finally almost over edition
First for narci
This is NOW the MEDIEVIL general!
3rd for speedrunning "esports"
>>147974701
Even if he gets his teeth fixed and uses tons of make up + good lighting + photoshop he's still barely a 3.
At least he isn't fat I guess.
i'd react okay
The God Gamer Stigma
>>147975408
medievil made the mistake of not bieng a ps2 or gcn game
C U C K S
Post all things medievil!
>>147975570
kek
>>147975570
HE dabbin!
>>147975687
HassanChop
>>147975687
is that a japanese ogre
>>147975975
it's a pair of horns with a girl growing out of them
>>147975975
dumb loliposter
>>147975236
there's still one more RPG "speedrun" left
it isn't over until we see that disgusting man shut the stream off again
xst for trihex
>>147975687
Thanks I'm finished you can stop now.
TFW narci will be a solid 8/10 once her hair gets past shoulder length
save the animals
>>147976561
>>147975382
>>147975474
this is a speedgame thread why are you talking about people who don't speedgame?
>>147976440
gay
>>147976696
wens narci general?
>>147976923
it's called /v/
>>147976209
where abouts senpai?
where's my drink?
>50 min ff run
and we still get stuck with the snoozefest
>>147977452
>senpai
Really?
>>147977696
pls no bully ;_;
>>147977452
sorry, I'm actually from europe (XD)
>>147976561
can it grow that long?
>>147978039
nice teeth desu
please have the blacklivesmatter protesters storm sgdq and take over the stream. just this once.
Any info on bonus stream ?
>>147978517
Not happening
>>147978517
It's ded. Jews took our bonus stream.
>>147978039
bichphuongballz looks like he's like 40
>>147978517
>bonus stream
>2016
L M A O
M
A
O
>>147978517
>bonus stream
>>147977879
girl ????????
>>147975570
green kid think he slick... he dabbin!
i was out sucking dicks, how was tas block? are they going to whine about people said it was shit again?
>>147979069
it was even worse than last year somehow
>>147978517
>bonus stream
>GDQ staff can't collect a paycheck on it
ha haaaaaaaaaaaa good one pal
>Bizhawk doesn't run on linux
>>147978517
gdq died when the bonus stream died
>>147979069
some guy ate a hot pocket while TASbot beat two ROMhack Mario 3 levels
Then, TASbot played four games at once!
>>147979217
port it then. if you're on linux you know how to program, right?
>>147978984
we can pretend. I look girlier than most of the trannies at GDQ.
>>147978167
Why is he making this face?
tfw it's still not over
>>147979278
nah i just have linux because windows sucks
botnet etc
>>147979217
ummm.. it's open source so do it yourself and help hourglass resurrection actually go somewhere too while you're at it
almost time for metroid, cant contain myself
>is probably going to go over the 4 hour time
l O l
>>147978517
that sgdq when the bonus stream went on for like several days was the comfiest tb h
>>147979357
Not even me desu
>>147979536
LOL NICE XD
>>147979536
B L O W N
L
O
W
N
THE FUCK OUT
>>147979536
>the city of you
>slayer rn
[HEAVY BREATHING]
>this shit ends, instantly +8k viewers
L
U
L
PS: applause 4 times
L
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L
>>147979639
>>147979689
>>147979771
>getting baited
>came back just in time to see our boi zoast BTFO everyone with his experience and consistency
fuckign BASED
>>147979779
no it isnt
>speedrunning FF games
>speedrunning games that have unskippable cutscenes
don't do this kudasai
arigatou
Important Speed Poll!!!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10709706
>>147979942
he's such a God Gamer
The Stigma he faces must be unbearable
>>147979941
>i was just pretending to be retarded
>>147979942
zoast is just a grind monkey, he's going to get destroyed by a truly skilled player like behemoth
You know, by saving lives in Africa they're artificially keeping the population at an accelerated unsustainable rate. Especially given that the population in Africa have no fucking idea how to manage their own resources.
So was Hook really the best run of this sgdq?
sumichu is C U T E
>type "is that an actual girl" in twitch chat
>get timed out
i dont even
bothered to drag myself out of bed for this. just so we're clear, Super Metroid is the only run that ever matters right?
>>147980225
The first time I saw cosmo he was pretty cool guy tier. How could he degenerate so fast?
>>147980169
it's not that they have no idea how to manage their resources, it's that they live in the fucking DESERT
shit hasn't grown there for BILLIONS of years, what makes them think that they will EVER get something to grow there? why don't they move somwhere else where you can GROW food?
such a difficult problem with a simple solution
>>147980327
John Numbers happened
>>147980225
Not Romscout, unfortunately.
>SMRPG
>>147980327
The Soylent Effect
>>147980327
eating and drinking nothing buy soylent for years, being in a toxic relationship, getting exposed publicly at NWC
>>147980225
>Ricelemic
>>147980208
it is if you're doctors without borders. that stupid kill save shit is like 25% of their donation
>>147980450
excuse me? lackattack and smrpg are both based
is lack gonna drop any of the 100 jumps?
>>147980363
It's not just a geographical issue.
>heart rate monitor for a fucking rpg game
top kek
>heartrate monitor
what a fucking twitch whore sellout
>>147980560
yes
i am exciting i didnt know its happening
>>147980363
You're actually retarded and Africa has so many natural resources that it stunted cultural development which was then exploited by greedy gringos at a later date.
>>147980582
where my
>going to bed as soon as metroid over
boys at
>>147980714
literally everyone
its 5 am send help
>>147980714
right here fampai
>>147980678
Yeah stupid whitey stole all the water
>>147980363
>such a difficult problem with a simple solution
yeah, re-colonialize the savages and force agriculture down their fucking throats
what fucking deaf cunt is doing the audio right now
>>147980805
re-colonialize the savages and force agriculture down their fucking throats
who dying in LN here
Why the fuck hasn't Sent taken a shower this entire time?
Just look at that grease on his hair. There's like a fucking gallon.
>thread about autistic gamers doing shit fast
>turns in to /pol/-tier terrible arguments
>>147980225
siglemic turned into a faggot
>>147980805
>re-colonialize the savages and force agriculture down their fucking throats
what makes them incapable of moving to another area of the globe in the past 3000 years
>pretty alright art
>on THE DIRTIEST BIT OF WOOD YOU COULD FIND
JESUS FUCK dude, sand it down, make it clean, coat it. who the fuck wants that rotting driftwood in their fucking house?
>no cap "incentive"
OY VEY GOY YOU WANT THAT SM64 DONT YOU
>>147980118
LOL no
>>147980642
i am also excite
we can be friends now, maybe more
this can't be real
THEY WILL NEVER MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY
THAT WOULD BE TOO CRAZY
who is this girl?
are you fucking kiddings me
why even pretend like they're not gonna get the 200k now
can always count on "anonymous" after all
>binny
>simply
>punkation
>cheese
WHO, WHO, WHO and WHO? For 200k?
Sig rolling in his grave right now. LMAO
>implying there's any way that the amount won't be reached
inb4 tons of "anonymous" donations
>SM64 being locked away behind a 200k paywall
REV UP THOSE ANONYMOUS DONATORS
damn theyre going into full shill overdrive right now
>secret donation incentive
>its for mario 70 star race
Wow its fucking nothing.jpeg
TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS TO PLAY MARIO 64
>>147981024
>jumping with y
now thats just disgusting twocat
>>147981071
Yeah he is rolling in his grave, and Puncayshun put him there.
Oy vey! Give us more shekels! That's a good goyim! No donation cap, keep that money rolling in!:^)
>>147981071
>not knowing THE binny
>biny vs puncayshun
FUCKING
FUND
IT
biny has been grinding 70star for MONTHS
>>147981024
t. grindmonkey
>$190,000 incentive for shitter mario 64
>anonymous donor, you're our only hope
>200k for SM64 ran by literal who's
lol
not like it matters, they'll reach it anyways
>ITS A FUCKING BRIT
STOP FUCKING STOP
>>147981093
i think you misunderstand how much people will lose their shit over a 70 star race
tbqh an anon already said this was gonna happen, i dont remember if it was on a v or vg thread tho
>200k paywall
>not even 120 star
Wanting another 200k, worst announcer. Metroid being a race. SadFrogMeme
I'm too excited about Mario 64 to complain about it being locked behind a paywall...
I want sleep...
CAN'T HAVE BOTH 2016 EVENTS FALLING SHORT OF WHAT THEY WERE IN 2015 BOYS
>>147981024
>angle down unbound
>>147981105
>>147981076
give scoop im playing other games
what is these obese fuck blabbering on about, god shut the fuck up
>>147981071
>not knowing about the mixed brews
>>147981105
>mario 64
>>147981061
Nigga what's this conspiracy. They're largely people donating their time. None of them have enough money to be like "Let's just anonymously donate 150k so we can do another run"
Anon donators are just that. People who didn't want their fucking name read on stream. some people don't like to hear "Hans Gruber has given us 1500 to kill the animals!"
>>147981169
i know nothing about speedruns and even I know cheese bro
ARE THEY REALLY HAVING THIS RICKY GERVAIS SPITTLE SOUNDING MOTHERFUCKER COMMENTATE THE SUPER METROID RACE?
>>147981124
>>147981136
Lmao. Who? Just another nobody that cant keep up with the old boys crew.
>farmer voiced faggot ruining my SM hype
>>147981245
If they break 2015's donation total, SM64 happens.
200k to go.
lol there's already been 20k "donated" since the announcement
>>147981286
shoo shoo get out of year jewyama
stupid goiym are gobbling this shit up
line uyama's pockets
>wrestler introductions
haha what
cage match when
>>147981318
>hype for a game run twice a year for 100 years and it's not even good
Zoast is going to win.
This is stupid. Exact same race as last year.
>>147981313
Nice bait retard, but in case someone really doesn't know, Binny's been around forever.
super metroid is super overrated
i'm sure it's a good speedgame but it's so boring to watch
Has this been the biggest shitshow of 2016?
>>147981173
>>147981213
>>147981260
>>147981301
>>147981318
>>147981403
Beats the rest of the shit that's run here
>>147981414
behemoth is there this time and grind monkeys will always lose to the truly skilled
Welp, you tinfoilers are fucked now, GDQ outsmarted you big. They literally prevented themselves from declining, ever. They just need to do something like this every time and you're screwed.
>>147981451
Oh, Anon. You so silly.
>>147981493
You don't even get skilled without being a grindmonkey.
>>147981493
>behemoth is there this time and grind monkeys will always lose to the truly skilled
Yeah but Zoast is a truly skilled grind monkey
Which one is behemoth?
WHO ARE THESE AUTISTIC MUMBLING FUCKS DOING "COMMENTARY"
WHAT THE FUCK, THE BIGGEST RUN OF THE EVENT GETS SHAFTED LIKE THIS?
AND TO TOP IT OFF WITH BOOTLEG JOHN OLIVER ON COMMENTARY? FUUUUUUCK
>>147981517
It's not set in stone though, but they're surely gesturing for it.
>pls help us pass this
>ricky gervais announcing donations during the metroid run
>paywalling a 70 star SM64 run by literal nobodies
is this the worst SGDQ YTDHOIYYYYYYYYYPE!
>>147981493
they're all perfectly capable of taking it, but zoast is really consistent
wait cfb is racing? why are the names wrong then?
>>147981451
do you think this guy is a virgin?
>magically make it past 1 mil mark
nice donations, "anonymous"
>It's a standup episode
if you aren't down to have biinny, the living meme for years, blow the fuck out of the inhale crew, then you are a complete faggot
>>147981617
those creepy ass contact lenses
>>147981617
why is she so perfect?
>>147981617
>tfw she loses a lot of her cuteness in HD
want normies out of speedrunning now
this is the last bastion for autistic degenerates OUT OUT NOW
The Choast is happening already
>>147981617
how much for suky suky?
sweetnumb will win screencap this SeemsGood
The bantz!
>Behemoth is bald
L
E
L
>>147981723
would still fuck
>>147981617
>le failed esports lady
>zebaes
christ that's not how you say it dude
zoast is toast already lmao
this god gamer worship circlejerk is disgusting
>>147981683
>implying something about him doesn't scream "pussy slayer"
How are they expecting to get 1/5 of the donations they got over several days in just a couple of hours?
Seems fuckin' dumb
THIS VOICE CRACKING SPUTTERING RETARD FAGGOT ON COMMENTARY
WHO DECIDED THIS? WHO LOOKED AT THIS AND SAID 'YES, THIS IS GOOD, THIS IS WHAT I WANT AND WHAT I BELIEVE PEOPLE WILL ENJOY"
oatsngoats blowing everyone else the fuck out
Behemoth and Sweetnumb dying at Phantoon, OatsnGoats dies at Ridley, Zoast dies at Mother Brain.
Because these retards are too "cool" to play a marathon safe game, this run is an abysmal disappointment and no one saves or kills the animals and reddit gets upset.
these commentators, run just started i'm already
S L E E P I N G
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>>147981968
the same way they meet every incentive
>>147981617
i want her to piss on me
Oats will win with the first sub 42 time, SCREENCAP THIS POST
Isn't skipping the bomb statue fight possible?
>behemoth paying tribute to his coal mining heritage by visiting 3 pits
>>147981968
don't worry """"""""""""""'anonymous""""""""""""""" will make it happen
>>147982075
only on pal
Who's gonna die at phantoon?
>>147981968
they already are going to
theyre holding SM64 hostage, its probably why they didnt accept it, as a backup
>>147981617
fuck yeah just finished 3 hour fap sesh and now its time to kick back with the vods. should i start with mario maker or pokemon blue
>>147982135
sweetnumb and zoast, behemoth dies at MB, oats is the only finish.
>behemoth somehow now behind sweetnumb
lmao
>>147982239
>splicemaster exposed
becheatmoth getting exposed live
>>147981738
Haha relax bro! Hey why not come hang out at the afterparty? I'll buy you a beer, dude.
>Behemoth dead last
m-m-m-m-muh grind monkeys!
absolutely disgusting early game what the heck
this kill/save animals meme needs to end
>behemoth
more like beflopmoth
right?
new WR calling it
>>147982239
>>147982316
>>147982368
It's just the beginning of the run. He can still come back!
>>147981968
Leave it to me
- Anonymous
ZOAST AND BEHEMOTH EXPOSED
OATS FOR LIFE
>choast
>>147982386
He's already made a tiny mistake, you can't do that for WR.
Zoast and Behemoth are OUT boys
Unless Oats and Sweetnumb die this run is a 2 man race.
>>147982067
>>147982019
both of these will come true at the same time in a schrodinger's run
I was about to make some jokes about Behemoth not being able to make that ball bomb jump but then I remembered my last play of metroid and how I struggled with those timings.
Shit's hard mang.
hi serg haven't watched gdq since mario maker
how the fuck did they get to 1m+ so fast?
did that anonymous guy donate 300k?
I just tuned in, is that cfb commentating on this run?
it's already over
oats won
>>147981815
that's Sweetnumb
>>147982540
no he's the one in the grey shirt
Calling it now: one of the bottom runners will die,
Is the behemoth the guy on the left? Not what I expected.
>>147982585
Yeah the fact that they're not sitting oats, sweet, behe, zoast pisses me off kinda.
just tuned in and looked at the donation total compared to last nght. i assume quite a lot of "anonymous" donations came in
>>147982768
what order are they in?
>>147982658
Yes.
>>147982658
>behemoth
>a weakling manlet
Seems fitting.
THANK YOU ANONYMOUS
>>147982813
Expected a lot more nerdy desu.
>>147982808
Behemoth, Oats, Sweet, Zoast
>two 1k anonymous donations
srg is pretty generous haha!
>>147982806
theyre holding a SM64 run hostage unless they get 200k donations
Thank you ***anonymous***
>two $1000 """"anonymous"""" donations in a row
Anonymous is rolling the dosh in
:')
>three $1000 """"anonymous"""" donations in a row
3 anonymous $1,000 donations in a row
Thanks, (((Anonymous))) !
Come on, we all knew Oats was going to win
>all 4 are alive and racing through the escape
>a wild Andy appears
>goes full spastic and kicks all 4 consoles to pieces
>Anonymous $150,000 donation
>anonymous
>Three one thousand dollar donations back to back
UYAMA
IS
GETTING
DESPERATE
Is this the site where that Anonymous guy posts? He's pretty generous!
Gee, this anonymous guy is rich
