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>Old Thread
>>147934096
LET'S GO LIQUID
first for saviour of na, team liquid
>proper OP again
yooooo
nice
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
*slowly jerks off to butthurt from all sides*
*ejaculates all over the thread with the knowledge that Brazil has won another major and that we're the masterrace*
CLAP CLAP
lmao at all these na fags who think that liquid 16-0ed fnatic
It was 16-13 to liquid on their own map pick, this is not that good a sign
>he hasn't read the script
>he ACTUALLY thinks TL will win
>it's an American team cucks yurop out of their own game episode
I saw this episode in Dota already
who else got their LMAO muscles ready when the USA USA BURGER LOL IM FAT chants start to fade when fnatic turns on their jumbohacks for the next 2 maps (illegal rape)
>liquid wins this
>then proceed to get BTFO by SK in the final
This is how it'll go down
nitr0 carried Shitquid on Cologne.
wonder if people wouldn't be so buttblasted on both sides if there was no betting
LEAVE THE MUSLIMS TO ME
GET FUCKING REKT EU FAGS
YOU MAD GRAND FINALS IS ALL AMERICAN?
USA USA USA USA USA USA
Fucking fnatic better not lose this
My last $2000 depends on this
Guys.. I went all-in on Fnatic. $1000. Half of it on 2-0. I'm stroking.
I'm not even going to watch the final 2 maps friends. I don't want to deal with the disappointment.
>CSGO has 615k viewers
>Overwatch only has 30k
Overwatch BTFO
>tfw this might be the last time watching this liquid team
>>147943770
you must of read an old draft senpai
@147943748
end your(self)
>>147943786
yurop here, liquid is actually likable unlike fnatic
>>147943874
>judas!
censor that shit
>>147943857
You must be at least 18 years old to post on this website
columbus 2016 liquid holo are going up xD
WHO ELSE
So do you guys believe me now? It's not a fucking joke.
>>147730372
Will Sweden ever be good at CS again?
>esl is silver
>>147943786
>implying
Dota is not any nation's game, and if anything EG took the trophy from the chinese by outdrafting them. Nice pol memes though bro very epic indeed.
>>147943935
Nitro, elige and jdm literally have no personality though.
>>147944045
Dota is very much a European/Chinese game
NA playerbase is tiny compared to Europe's playerbase just like in CS:GO.
>>147943982
Who is she?
>>147943985
>jumping to conclusions
Nah.
>sippin on this bad boy
what are you sippin on, /csgog/?
fnatic pls dumpster em on cache
Who in the fuck bets more than 50 America euros on a game that can literally go either way thanks to a capped money system, RNG, blue shell loss bonus and two teams that we haven't had enough Time to gauge (fnatic with olof back and liquid with this roster that existed for 3 weeks)
>>147944023
I'll bite.
thank mr dennis
>>147944023
>usp 1 taps
>4 of his kills were with a p2000
at least put effort into your memes
>>147943786
>NA relevant ever again after last year's TI
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR GUYS
COME HERE FELLOW AMERICANS
>>147944110
cum
im vaping rn desu senpai
>>147943982
/BETFIXING/ HERE
is there any point in giving your phone number to Gaben or is prime matchmaking the same shit?
>>147944030
You're silver at life.
>>147943982
I lost a load betting on nip, taking a week off desu.
>>147944023
thank mr dennis
good oc, lad
>>147944129
You left out the fact it's impossible to guess which team has better hacks
>>147944110
It's 3 in the afternoon and I have to go get my dog a haircut in an hour.
>>147944161
what the FUCK are you talking about, EG looks bretty good with zai on p4 and fear back on carry.
They're going to be fine.
On the other hand, there's secret.
>>147944160
is this your first time seeing dennis play or are you just a retard?
>>147944110
Nothing it's fucking noon
guys my trap gf said she would blow me if fnatic wins
pls give me your strength
>>147944323
>EG looks bretty good with zai
DROPPED
>>147944129
There are these people called gamblers, you've probably never heard of them.
>>147944129
>my team got outplayed so much they spent all of their money so now the economy system is bad
>>147944160
Retard.
Post cute baby monkies for Elige.
>>147944161
fucking kek, the euros on /d2g/ have literal PTSD from the clapping and USA spam last year. they get so fucking mad at any hint of America.
>>147943497
>>147943540
i'm sorry, would you like to see where he shoots again?
>>147944023
thanks mr dennis
>>147944361
Shroud go stream so silver kiddies can jerk off to your 'sick' aim
>>147944350
>>147944305
did i ask americans for their opinion?
oh right i didnt
>>147944361
>my trap gf said she would
>trap
>she
@147944487
kys
>>147944487
HOW MUCH
>>147944487
>eu literally this mad rn
>>147944406
I'm not criticising it, I'm saying it makes it harder for teams to completely stomp without keeping constant vigilance over bum rushes and aggresivism
>>147944523
yeah she's playing right now but she'll do it if fnatic wins so I need your help pls stop doubting
Of Fnatic or Liquid, which team has the best chance to beat SK?
>>147944487
THANKS FOR THE SKEENZ PIGGU
PIC RELATED. ITS ANOTHER PIGGU
>>147944487
Go to krautchan or whatever other cucked yuro site instead crybaby.
>fnatic fan is a literal homo
>>147944632
Fnatic obviously.
>>147944586
>>147944570
>>147944669
im actually rooting for liquid because of based heekz aka the overweight jewish golfman of inhuman reactions
stay mad though
>>147944161
fuk off dotards
![stdin_snapshot_08.24_[2016.07.10_07.06.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VHAYx08.jpg "stdin_snapshot_08.24_[2016.07.10_07.06.53].jpg")
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>>147944632
Probably Liquid if they manage to meme their way through this.
>fnatic fangays are literally gay
wew
>it's just a videogame
Lads... Is he right? I'm posting in these threads like it's a world war or something
>>147944487
>eu literally this mad
>>147944632
Fnatic by far. Shitquid is going to get toggled out 3:0
>>147944632
SK will lose to either. Literally challenged by flipside, virtus """pro""" and g2 at ecs. Honeymoon run for them is over, they'll become the new navi now, staying in the top 5 while never winning anything
>>147944726
>Watches his team lose the first map and immediately hops trains
EURO KEKS DOINGS EURO KEK THINGS
>>147944790
it's a bo3
>beeyatch
what did black ddk mean by this?
BLACK JAMES
THE MAD MAN
JAMES IS SO BASED
fuark this is really really hype guys
I missed the first map.
Can somebody summarize?
>lET'S MAKE SOME NOISE IN THIS BIAAAAATCH
Wow
Can he not?
MC Ride??
>>147944679
Why would I?
This website is Japanese, not American.
>>147944795
Is this an excerpt from you book "A filthy faggot's wildest fantasies"?
Dennis makes it look easy
>>147944876
They shot at each others heads
DENNIS DA MADMAN
the literal pistol god
fuck off bennis
fucking nigger
Why does Dennis even buy rifles?
Dennis makes it too obvious
DENNIS BOYS!
HOW IS IT FAIR TO PLAY PISTOLS AGAINST DENNIS
>I don't rate dennis
>>147944883
he's acting more and more niggery
I guess he just can't help hissef
>>147944926
>Implying there's anything wrong with being homosexual
This is how I can tell you're from a poor country
>m- muh dennis
LMAO EUROKEKS GETTING SO DESPERATE
>>147944876
American aimbots are getting better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLfh7uxSYHU
>Even shara is cheating
WEW LAD
>you can't cheat on LAN
>win $75 if fnatic win 2-1
lets do this boys
Is LUL the most cancerous Twitch chat meme?
I thought all Amerifat teams specialised in Cache?
>>147945042
Never implied that
This is how I can tell you're a overly-sensitive closeted faggot.
Do you also get triggered by "OP is a fag"?
>>147945082
t. fat kid who has never played at LAN
>>147945132
straight from d.gg so ye
>>147945132
>making fun of people with cancer
ugh....
>>147945078
>WE died before we called an admin
>our fault not the admins xD lets just ignore this obvious completely incriminating evidence of players cheating on lan nothing going here hehe xD
>>147945078
>double negative in the thumbnail
>this is the average intelligence of the "HURR HACKS" poster
>>147945129
no chance of fnatic losing this series
>JW playing with a glock
its over
JW literally just using a pistol.
You can't meme any harder.
AYY \_MAO
>>147945078
>actually believing someone would boot a spinbot cheat in a tournament
LOUNGE
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WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
YOU GOTTA TAKE A STAND, IT DON'T HELP TO HIDE
nice hacks NA
fug
>Many problems for the Swedes
>Up 3-1 on a CT map
Yikes, I'm a Liquidfag but I hate biased casters
>>147945196
t. reddit
IF YOU HURT MY FRIENDS YOU HURT MY PRIDE
Looks like reddit is going to win again
bloody hell lads gg
How are liquid so good?
Lul us 4channers just got owned
>>147945430
It's a problem because CTs will have another full buy baddy.
round 3 sk vs vp on mirage, only 1 vp member left, coldzera and taco clearing CT spawn, cold fucks around on a before going towards ct via ticket. if you're trying to clear CT, why would you, BEFORE TACO HAS CLEARED THE LEFT SIDE OF CT (NEITHER COLDZERA NOR TACO HAS FULLY CLEARED THIS PART OF CT YET) decide to swing your mouse all the way round to ~top mid (where the VP player was) and after correcting this swiftly, swing back AGAIN?
watch it, end of round 3
watch coldzera
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?
there is literally no reason why a PRO player would take a chance at not fully clearing CT to just spaz out on their aim
>users under 21yo are now range banned from every 4chan board.
How dead would this thread be?
>>147945487
reddit already won when sk beat vp
BASED FAT MAN!
>>147945078
>>147945328
Not to mention the guy is literally harmless. Nothing against him but he's objectively terrible.
>>147945487
What are you talking about? Liquid are literally our guys
>>147945495
Yes and they'll still be up a round
Ah w/e I'm gonna watch this shit instead of arguing petty things
G2 didn't die for this
type TriHard DALLAS TriHard to get perma banned in esl chat kek
>NA v SA finals
>europe literally BTFO out of another esport when it stops having homneypot prizes
what went wrong?
HOW DOES NA GET AWAy WITH BEING SO BLATANT
FUCK JDM
Why are they hyping up anti eco rounds?
please bring back koosta
>>147945142
Liquid have banned cache to bait teams into picking it against them
Trust me I'm peacemakers friend
>>147945553
nobody cares about your lost skines faggot, now go nys
JDM you cunt I could have hit that
![stdin_snapshot_08.26_[2016.07.10_07.06.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ugFvkul.jpg "stdin_snapshot_08.26_[2016.07.10_07.06.55].jpg")
it's over boys our guys have done it
Swedish shuffle when?
yooo
where is the jdm poster when you need him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9zRjOenFrg
>>147945584
Fnatic has been our guys since 2013, smfh
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706872
VOTE FAGGETS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706872
VOTE FAGGETS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706872
elige so obvious
fucking ban this ugly ass mother fucker already
Watch how Fnatic barely gets any rifle rounds on the first half, then still makes it close (or win) by winning both pistols and some convenient resets.
>>147945771
nice virus rofl
>>147945560
Adults never played counter strike
>>147945553
I aint reading that shit nigga, make a webm or video
>>147945806
Oh shit, this game has CT advantage?
This is fcking crazy! The cheating fcking greedy jew devils illuminati must be behind these fucking Flusha cheats
>muh conspiracy of cheats
>>>/x/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEn1DBYTwbw
please follow and like
:D!
elige plays with high sensitivity btw lads
BOOSTR0 SAVES 2 MAPS IN A ROW
holy fuck fnatic is tilted as fuck
literally 0 strats on FUCKING CACHE
its fucking over.
THESE ROUNDS ARE NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE
LMAO
>Liquid taking the final spot from Fnatic and will get run over by SK
>>147944023
thanks mr dennis
I'm giving up on CSGO.
>>147945861
If you didn't play 1.6 you might as well kill yourself.
How much weight can a ceiling fan hold? Asking for a friend.
This is completely unrelated to my all-in on Fnatic.
>J
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>>147945906
How naive do you have to be to think people wouldn't cheat for $1m in an e-"""""sport""""" that has no prestige?
>it's an SK winning the major episode
not again smdh
>It's another Fnatic lose early rounds but comeback and win episode AGAIN
wew lads get hype looks like Liquid win LUL
Fucking JDM holy shit
you know why i like heekz aka overweight balding jewish golfman of inhuman reactions?
because he left c9, thats why
he didnt have to but he made that decision
>>147945906
>BR is in the lead
>LMAO SO FUCKING DIRTY CHEATERS MONKEYS
>VP is in the lead
>FUCKING DIRTY SLAVS STOP HACKING
>Fnatic is in the lead
>FUCKING CHEATING SWEDES
>Liquid is in the lead
>You actually believes in cheats? Lol you must be a crazy fucking schizophrenic!
>>147945936
Same with jdm even though he's a fucking awper. I don't get how he's a pro
>>147945936
all players from liquid are pretty hardcore high sens memesters
hiko 3.75 or something
elige 0.85 1600
simple man 3.09 450
jdm 2.75
nitr0 2.4
is this the secret to beating low sens swedecucks?
>what the fån is going on why can't we just walk into a site and shoot the head?
>>147946048
None.
>>147945918
Nice moving images, friend
>fnatic literally has more success memeing around the map with deagles than they do with ak's
some things never change
PIGE CHOKE
USA USA USA USA USA
>>147946160
Well what the fuck do I do then?
>>147946067
rank?
>>147946095
Nice strawman buttmad cuck
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>people actually believe that flusha is clean
lmaoing my ass off
>>147946089
Same bro.
Le fat clutching man is a champ
>>147946032
Children played 1.6
Children play GO
Just because the 1.6 children have crossed over doesn't take away from the fact that counter strike is a children's game
elige is so fucking blatant
lmfao that JW choke
>J W
L M A O
Murricunts and their slav monkey going all the way to the final just to be btfo by hues. Can't wait to get me some more gifs of S1mple crying like the autist he is.
ahahahah fnatic is trying to take duels they can't win
>>147946048
Depends heavily on the fan, its installation and your ceiling's materials.
I'd rather use a thick tree branch (pretty poetic too if you ask me)
>he thinks liquid has a chance after the fnatic timeout meme
Peacemaker is the solution
Inb4 fnatic "miraculous" 12-3 cumback
>yfw Liquid makes it to the grand final but will never perform like this again when s1mple leaves
is JW crying?
lmfao
>>147946237
That isn't what strawman means you pseudo intellectual cunt. *tip*
>>147946240
hes a pig but hes our pig <3
![stdin_snapshot_27.26_[2016.07.10_07.25.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EIb7lNn.jpg "stdin_snapshot_27.26_[2016.07.10_07.25.55].jpg")
PIGE PLS :(
>>147946320
no Pronax mate
What's going on with Elige's flicks? I've never seen anyone else play like that.
DEFLATED SWEDISH LINEUP
>timeout
Fuck this fucking script valve. It's such a stupid motif in this show
>both AWP players on both teams on full fucking tilt
Pige and JDM going to be on suicide watch after this match
>fnatic shit the bed and get 2-0'd
>liquid don't choke and 2-0 favelas
>NA finally wins a big international tournament in 20 years
can't wait
>>147946372
Yes it is.
does anyone else want fnatic to win?
>>147946405
he hacks
Is this the first time Fnatic experience getting out-aimed? They're just running into Liquid and getting destroyed. It's like they don't know how to deal with it.
>>147946327
pacemaker is the solution for me tb h ROFL
>>147946067
>ruining your career for tournament winnings that are not actually $1M, but are $500k, and are only this much since this year, that is before it gets tax deduced, the org gets their share, and the money gets divided between 5 to 6 people.
It's called stable salary, and you can't be banned to have that, the tournament winning aren't a you're rich forever, have you even worked a single day in your life yet to know the value of money or are you a 16 year old silver 1?
>>147946454
it's not like liquid will stand a chance against the favelas
>>147946237
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man
>>147946405
he plays high sens
same with s1mple and hiko
JW pov at main A please
>making our pige feel upset
That's it. This is the most fucking reddit team in the world. FUCK TEAM LIQUID.
>>147946354
The score isn't even that bad right now because lol pistolround. If they win the second they can easily make it back. Meanwhile if liquid wins 2nd pistol it's as good as over
>>147946452
You're embarrassing yourself
>>147946454
Everyone who didn't come here from reddit wants fnatic to win
everyone knows that they're our guys
>>147946405
t o g g l e
>>147946506
oh, so all 3 hack? okay then.
>>147946464
liquid bought better cheat codes than fnatic did and the swedes are very confused
>>147946405
high sensitivity
>>147946464
astralis raped them the same way in quarters at mlg columbus
>eurofags actually trusted the script
>they didnt expect based liquid to grab victory from the jaws of their rigging
>>147946464
Didn't you watch MLG?
>>147946486
People got away with blood doping for years without being detected I don't see why you find it hard to believe that people could get away with hacking for years without being detected
>our guys winning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXh1sKkcYb8
Tbh expected a better fight, senpai. Fnatic doesn't seem like a major semifinalist.
>>147946372
>>147946503
>>147946547
>The usage of the term in rhetoric suggests a human figure made of straw which is easily knocked down or destroyed
This is exactly >>147946095
PIGE COMEBACK WHEN?
STOCKHOLM ON SUICIDE WATCH
>All players are white
Why are Americans so racist??
>>147946649
lmao literally the same thing was said by flusha yesterday about gambit
>>147946683
>A straw man is a common form of argument and is an informal fallacy based on giving the impression of refuting an opponent's argument, while actually refuting an argument that was not advanced by that opponent.[1]
rip skins
the pige is crying
-JW + schneider
>>147946638
Because we've already had plenty of people trying to cheat in the pro scene or to get into the pro scene who got banned?
>EU teams have better team work and tactics
HOLY POTATOES
Only oldfags will remember when olofmeister was good.
>doubting NAs only hope
>>147946683
It's misrepresenting an argument and then "knocking it down". You didn't have an argument to begin with therefore it wasn't a strawman. :^)
>>147946649
valve tried to force them further into the playoffs with the easiest QF matchup available. I guess the script can't carry Fnatic every LAN
