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>Old Thread
>>147943638
woo yay our reddit guys won ^^ XDD
>I will most definitely eat this
>straitjacket
KEK
God bless America
reddit won
xD
FIRST FOR MEATBALLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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WHO /USA/ HERE
>*DEAD* JW : ggwp gl in finals
everybody won today
7th for traps aren't gay
may the best bot win the finals
>could have been VP Liquid final
wheres that extra meme magic when you need it
>>147950984
got you senpai
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So, let me get this straight:
Liquid beat Fnatic in 2 maps
And Liquid lost all four pistol rounds?
rip golden pickem
go fuck yourselves hacking na faggots
my american is peaking
>vnaticuck fanboys literally raging at TL for resetting the round FOR THEM
LMAO
GONNA BUY MYSELF SOME FUCKING SKINS TO CELEBRATE
WHAT SKINS ARE THE MOST AMERICAN?
>Hiko sucking Simple's dick
KEK
wife's son going to feel this in his bones
me betting on eu against na and losing is not possible
atleast my wife is with her personal athlete (a nice chap that jamal) so she doesn't need to see me crying
Anime won. USA won. Let's dance magog.
CARRIED BY A SLAV
Why do they keep saying SK is an american team jesus
>>147951067
Americans can't pistol; only know ar-15s (m4s)
what did he mean by this?
>>147951127
me on the left
>>147951082
LAUGHING AT EU RIGHT NOW
>>147951067
vp was pretty close to beating hues and they lost 5/6 pistols
>jdm ditches clg
>makes it to the final in a major
Tarik on suicide watch
>>147951127
Krimz's audio fucked up
>>147951187
>REDDIT WON
>>147951224
Theres a south and north America you retard
>>147950916
LET'S GIVE LIQUID ALL OUR SPIRIT ENERGY TO BEAT SK
1 more team until i eat this
Just cuck my shit up
>>147951157
Id say the griffin skin for m4
>>147951231
I love America and I'm rooting for Liquid now but at the same time I'm really bitter towards Americans and I envy them really.
A few more years I guess.
>>147951187
FUCK OFF YOU MANCHILD, THIS IS AMERICA
NOT FUCKING DEGENERATE EUROKEKS
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
It happened
>>147951231
>>147951302
bitch ass nigga
WHAT UP NOW, SWEDES
inb4 thoorin officially move to another game because his region sucks again
>>147951231
>>147951273
When you say someone is American it always means that he's a citizen of the USA without exception.
>>147951231
perfect
>>147951231
top kek
>>147951127
What, fnatic asked for the timeout...
free major win for SK.
so fucking sad.
>>147951231
>>147951369
>EU is shit at cs AND LoL currently
He's hitting up Valve to get a spot on the ti6 desk
>>147951353
thought my graphic card was finally kill.
>2 (TWO) EU teams in Semi Finals
>1 (ONE) NA Team
haha na tards are funny :)
>yuro's sperging out so hard
>>147951345
Was legitimately waiting for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXh1sKkcYb8
another major for the favelas
rip fammies
>>147951403
Like.. I can't believe this fucking picture.
Do Brits unironically think they'll get less muslim immigrants now? This whole thing is so absurd
>>147951441
implying the cheats were free
Thank god my country is leaving the EU you yuropoors are fucking embarrassing
haha look at this EU cuck
bow down and suck my superior american dick, euro scum.
>>147951443
See, USA is better at CS because we actually get to shoot the guns in CS :)
savaj
>German NACS fan
What
>>147951157
Galil Rocket Pop
>CAN'T WIN WITHOUT A SLAV
NICE """"AMERICAN TEAM""""'
>CAN'T WIN WITHOUT A SLAV
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>>147951494
>being this delusional of a member of the Union Of Yuropeon Cuckolds
fnatic have lost me everything
Is there a single alpha male in that arena except from Pige?
>>147951231
>>147951552
https://twitter.com/karriganCSGO/status/751870952313610240
hahahahahaha
Can \__ i q u i d out play the favela hackers though?
s1mple needs to stay the fuck on Liquid reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
How can the americans be so damn obnoxious??
>make meme icb
>it's actually possible
>>147951452
The west has always been shit at lol (not counting S1, but no one played back then)
>>147951231
mind if I post this to reddit?
>>147951552
absolut savajerery
>>147951231
>>147951273
>thinking South America matters
>>147951613
>>147951645
where the fuck can I get that paint job on my ar
For real, what the fuck happened with the double team kill tho?! How does that happen and why restart?
le fat sweating baiter jew man
"Ee-e-elige doesn't toggle!! He's so good!!!"
t. Reddit ITT
>>147951552
>>147951613
DELET
>>147951640
how much
who /betonfnatic/ here
>get home from work
>expected Liquid to get raped
>no EU teams in the finals
>>147951770
aimlock went wrong
>>147951581
>CAN'T WIN
n1 yurop
>>147951739
you do it yourself mate
Is the final a bo3 or bo5?
>I will never be American
I love America but I envy all of you.
>>147951770
his aimlock malfunctioned
>>147951770
because it's in the script. liquid are allowed to cheat.
>>147951770
FNC players called restart
Elige went Columbine
Going back to 1.6-1.0 I don't think there's actually ever been a major final without a European team... I can't remember any at least
>>147951770
His aimbot went off so they had to awkwardly restart :)
It's ok he's american :)
When time does final start tomorrow?
>>147951770
explanation is on reddit my friend ;)
check it out
>>147951859
Yes.
>>147951770
if you use your brain you can check chat and see jw called for restart way before the tk happened
>>147951647
yeah but right now EU has 80 minute shit shows every other game while TSM is clapping everyone under 30
>>147951770
fnatic had audio issues and called for a restart, elige did a tk to unofficially make it not live
>>147951664
already did, sorry mate
>>147951789
I didn't bet.
Actually I was rooting for liquid, I am talking about the audience.
>>147951957
Still shit in comparison to KR, West will never win a WC
>>147951770
see
>>147951879
>people think Liquid has a chance against SK
cute
but that would require some proper strats, SK don't play DM like fnatic
all i want is for sk to stomp elige's fuckng disgusting face into the ground so that he's reminded of how actually shit he is
I just woke up from a 10 month coma to find that Team Liquid beat Fnatic and that the final is NA vs SA.
Am I still in my coma, or have I woken up in opposite world?
>>147951770
https://twitter.com/LiquidEliGE/status/751874001597829120
NA CS xd
>>147951967
faggot
>People think Liquid can beat the favela monkeys
Oh you amerifats are so delusional
>leave amerifats to me
James & Dan > Anders & Semmler
>>147952004
i bet someone would say the same thing about the euros if fnatic won
>fnatic hasn't achieved anything at majors since they kicked pronax
>>147952051
>>147952101
L I T E R A L L Y kill yourself yurocucks, you no longer have a place in this general
>49%
Its free skines
>>147952124
GET THE FUCK OUT
what time is the grand finals plz
>>147952117
>leave white girls to me
>>147952051
i'd want the same thing if i didn't hate that fucking monkey king Fallen even more.
>>147952084
damm liquid must have some pretty dang big pockets to shut fnatic up
shoutout to EliGE though, played out of his damn mind and still wanted his teams blood for not supporting him
>>147952125
I definitely would.
Never mind, I see the light now, people are obnoxious.
>>147951798
>working on saturdays
how's mcdonalds treating you?
>>147952232
His toggles were amazing
>>147952004
im not sure if you're aware but this event is, in fact, taking place in germany
>>147951861
NO
ONE DAY
I'LL BE AMERICAN
>they won't beat the germans
>they won't beat the slavs
>they won't beat the swedes
>???
>>147952232
Great toggles and aimlock I agree
>>147952196
? They're both white you delusional stormfag
>>147952154
you're embarrassing yourself desu
>>147952206
50/50 on the combined pot
>>147952040
Fnatic and SK literally have the same playstyle. They stopped being a "tactics team" when they brought in fnx and taco. The difference is they're more talented than fnatic.
>leave whities to me
>>147952245
Most of the people that shitpost are ausfags and birtcucks
>>147952196
she's cute
>>147952343
>>147952309
I agree
>>147952101
>people think liquid can beat mouz
>people think liquid can beat navi
>people think liquid can beat fnatic
oh wait
What did he mean by this?
>>147951613
What is Karrigan's deal with Fnatic? That tac pause at 15-3 a few events back and he keeps making snide comments.
>>147951861
>Shilling
Enjoy your broken everything
>>147952332
I'm actually serious. As it is currently it's pretty much impossible for a white man to move to the US. I really hate this fucking place.
>>147952467
Favela Monkeys >Everyone right now lad
Now that the dust has settled, can I talk about non-esports in here?
I have severe anxiety issues and haven't played vs other players in over 6 months, is there anything I can fucking do to remove this stupid anxiety?
You know that Elige aimbots on lan because he plays 16:9 and you can't be that good on that aspect ratio mkay
>>147951016
fnatic can't even make a final with 5 yuros :^)
I've written an epic script for tomorrow boys
I hope you like it
>>147952084
Tha sounds fishy as fuck desu considering how fast the round reset was.
>>147952481
No wonder your country is going down the shitter when you're this much of a traitor
>leave togglers to me
>>147952359
Favelamonkey please
He's white enough though, I wouldn't be upset if he fucked my sister
>>147952470
his toggle didnt work
>>147952552
whats the verdict sempai
>>147951770
>>147951956
They all agreed that it was live again. Elige quickly realized that they didn't have much time on clock (50sec, plenty of time), so he TK'd to get more time.
USA USA USA USA USA USA
Get KEKED yurop
Sit the FUCK down.
id like to know what happened when they restarted, he blasted 2 in a main, then they restart? o ok, you just randomly shoot your own teammates>>147952524
>>147952472
Fnatic would literally joke about not ever worrying against astralis because Olof said something along the lines of "they would choke away the game if they were ever about to beat us"
>>147952470
>*DEAD* JW : ggwp gl in finals
hes probably just disappointed he didnt do as well as he could have
>>147952472
His team gets cucked by fnatic every tournament of course he does these little jabs when can
so the finals are going to be some nice, clean honest CS right?
Well, m8...
WHAT UP NOW SWEDES
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>147952518
pills
>>147952689
Not with Team Togglers, no
>>147952317
>Inside everyone there is american waiting to come out
>>147952472
he still has PTSD when he hears fnatic
>>147952629
that reasoning saved your skins right
>>147952697
>not even same lineup
Watch them win tomorrow.
>>147952645
Pre-game interviews is part of the mind-games. That's different.
>>147952625
someone's getting VACed
>>147952689
>cs go, the most shadiest game ever made, 100% every top tier team has one guy that cheat, and everyone know it, they just go along for the easy dollaz
>>147952481
>As it is currently it's pretty much impossible for a white man to move to the US
That's not true, get an education and make yourself useful. Once Trump becomes president white immigrants from secularized western countries will be prioritized
>>147952603
but fallen is a toggler
>>147952518
go outside
>>147952697
They only played this roster once though
>>147952697
Well, Brazilian overlords please be gentle.
>>147952592
My country is currently fine. But living here is just fucking depressing as shit. I'm not from Germany or Sweden or anything.
I'm sure you love your country since you're from America but I honestly have nothing to be proud of here.
>all the NA shitters that have never taken a map from non-NA teams taking pride in Liquid's run
>>147952809
How do you even defend this fucking obvious hacking. Jesus christ
>>147952809
REDDIT WILL LITERALLY DEFEND THIS AS ""LUCK"" OR ""SKILL""
>>147952792
Pausing when the opponent knows the game is over must be mind games to the 10th degree then.
>>147952472
>Team acts smug as fuck
>Make fun of them when they lose
What's not to get? Fnatic had every right to be smug of course with how well they had been doing, but that makes it all the more hilarious.
>want to get back into CSGO
>remember that i have a 60hz monitor and a shitty bottlenecked CPU
>no matter how skilled, i am at disadvantage
Hold me /csgog/.
1.6 is dying and I have no other place to go
>>147952160
>liquid went from 33% to fucking 56% after beating fnatic
this 2 gud.
>>147952629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APZW4ZIyjZU&feature=youtu.be&t=40s
>>147952859
But I'm outside every day...
>>147952809
wouldn't say anything in 1.6 but hitting those kind of shots in csgo is.. LEL
>>147952809
it's very impressive how s1mple makes it all the way to the finals in the face of such crippling parkinson's
>>147952937
second shot was pretty lucky. if you watch from krimz PoV he really should have killed simple but choked
>>147952905
Obviously you don't have anything to be proud of when your country is full of disgusting turncoats like you
Guys I want to bet a knife on SK for these ez skines but Lounge isn't letting me
Fuck
>>147952973
>getting new PC parts on monday
>144hz monitor next week
I'll do it for you.
shoutout to the yuros who haven't left with their tails between their legs and are still crying about hacks when they're the only region in the world that has been busted for hacks
>>147952697
>those last 2
That game gave me PTSD tbqh
>leave entry fraggers to me
>>147952985
>JDM tries to fight back
>>147952636
fnatic called for the pause in chat
liquid started shooting each other because the round was gonna get restarted anyway (or to get the attention of admins)
>>147953049
Your grandparents were euros looking for a better life in America.
>>147952809
THE PARKINSON'S IS REAL.
>>147952518
Just play the fucking game the only thing you should be anxious about is not having the capability or awareness to learn something
>>147953043
ill second this, elige had no business on landing that second shot, but he should have already been dead when he was dropping down
>>147953130
Plenty of euros are plain rooting for liquid.
https://twitter.com/PriusCSGO/status/751871863916261376
based black ddk
>>147951127
who the hell is the dude in the middle?
>>147953253
But I'm already good at the game, I just can't fucking queue for a map for some reason
>>147952124
How the fuck did Semmler manage to weasel himself into the CS:GO community anyway? I used to watch the GD Show every week before it died and he was annoying as fuck.
I want to bet on SK but I want to cheer for Liquid.
;-;
HAHAHA LE NA VS EU BANTER
PLEASE MORE POLITICAL JPOKES
POLITICS ARE
SO
FUNNY XD
>>147953318
t. redditors
>>147953289
semphis
>>147953180
>misses easy headshot and dies
expected
>>147953315
what the fuck? semmler has been in the csgo community since the very start of it
he just lived in the GD house and participated in their show stuffs
>>147953318
Then small bet on Liquid for fun.
>>147953335
Hello swede.
>>147953225
I'm not American and I'm not a disgusting traitor like you either. People like you should be executed for having such a despicable mentality
>>147953318
sk is going to take a steaming shit on shitquid
>>147953370
Liquid have been our guys ever since they picked up simple. And if they go with pimp, they'll still be our guys.
>>147953472
reddit literally sucks TL's dick
>>147953413
>left ez mode living of off 2gd
>became meme caster with Anders
>gets cucked by James and DDK
>>147953432
AH YES I LOVE THIS ONE
LE IMPLYING A TOTALLY ANONYMOUS POSTER IS FROM SOME MEME PLACE !!!
GOD THANK YOU XD
CAN YOU PUT A C U C K JOKE THERE? I LOVE THEM
>>147953025
LUL
>>147952923
It's called cheating.
>>147953318
This is the last time our guys Liquid and Hiko might actually win a major.
>>147953472
>pimp
that guy have been a failure for the past 2 years
>>147952937
>mfw having Parkinsons makes me a cheater
So guys, how do I become sick at no-scoping like s1mple?
I wanna get gud at the AWP just like him, he's kind of my idol
>>147953513
How do (you) know?
>>147953579
contact me bro
>>147953637
I looked at their front page
>>147953541
>>147953579
buy a custom underground 0-day hack for 1000$ like most pros outside of Fnatic, G2 and Astralis.
>>147953514
>>147953514
>>147953514
lmao
>>147953579
Le hax xdd
>>147953579
get some micros
>>147953025
>>147950916
>>147947485
>>147947485
>>147947485
New Thread!
>mfw wanted to bet on liquid +1.5 after looking at odds
>decide to all-in on fnatic -1.5
JUST FUCK MU SKINES UP SENPAI
>>147953459
>want to be happy in life and not live in a socialist shithole
>''NYET YOU ARE TRAITOR''
>>147953686
HEY MAN NOT COOL THAT WASN'T AC CUKC JOKE!
BUT AT LEAST IT HAD A
NIGGER
FUCKING
NIGGERS
I HATE THEM
RACE WAR NOW
PLEASE POST MORE NIGGERS
>>147953657
Haha okay then, are you like some kind of a guru or something?
>yuros lose at every single esport that matters
>yuros lose at every single sport that matters
>yuros lose in every single metric that matters
what are yuros doing
with their lives
>>147953025
>what are micro adjustments
this is why youre shit lol
>>147953736
>fnatic
>2016
>fnatic
>2016
>fnatic
>2016
>fnatic
>2016
>fnatic
>2016
>>147953824
I'll be waiting.