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chora fdp
time to cheer for our pige
GET FUCKED VP
wew ty for the asiimov virtus shit fangeys
What did ESEA ads mean by "don't get cheated"?
Is Valve seriously going to let Coldzera keep cheating after this major when everyone suspects it now?
>>147934096
wew that was close lad
So, Fnatic or Liquid? Will TL choke again?
>not turning your assist tools to eleven when faced with elimination
yoo rofl
xth for SK's cheat provider
>pasha single-handedly lost VP the game
lmao whatup polandtards
>>147934096
PLEASE BUY MY SERVICE
someone said that reddit suspected cold of cheating, wheres that post?
get fucked vp tbqhi won 30 bucks off them taking at least 11.5 rounds though, so thanks slavs
kenis
IS SK truly the bets team in the world?they are fucking sick no doubt who will guys bet for in teh finals?
SK Vs Fnatic/Liquid
im a big Fnatic fan but i think SK might take it all
>>147934286
loool
post yfw SK banned from eleague for cheating but valve wouldn't let them announce they'd been caught
>>147934286
>goes to preaim spots dude
the meme was alright until you retards drove it into the ground
guys i betted NA
less legit than pro bicycle racing
>>147934346
sk are the best cheaters in the world
>>147934286
oops
>>147934346
the* excuse the typos
what a fucking boring major this has been
probably because of the utterly dogshit group seed
>>147934286
assuming you're not trolling, you don't seem to understand basic game sense at all. there are a finite number of positions the enemy could be at at any given time, and with a full 5 man team where everyone is communicating fully, you have all the info about where the enemy was last seen. this means that a skilled player will be anticipating enemy movements and flicking back and forth between possible spots. if you even watch demos of like, MG and above level of play, you'll see numerous instances where someone puts their cross hair on an enemy through a wall. while I agree there are some majorly suspicious moments with flusha and shox like the long doors of dust 2 clip, clips like these are just the most rudimentary confirmation bias... you're not very bright if you don't realize that you're only finding these instances amid the hundreds of other flicks back and forth in a game because you're looking for them. honestly, what is your MM rank? you're like a characature of NA cs...
>>147934401
Who is "spots dude" reddit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEn1DBYTwbw
LMAO
>>147934418
God bless you sir
>>147934310
r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4s132j/how_come_coldzera_never_chokes/
>People WILL take Fnatic vs SK final seriously
>People ACTUALLY believe both teams aren't full of cheaters
>>147934468
He thought the footstep made by snax jumping was behind him you mong.
>>147934310
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4s132j/how_come_coldzera_never_chokes/
>>147934286
I guess he just didn't know that you can't shoot through the 5 feet thick structure =))) oops!
>>147934552
THEY'RE WAKING UP
>>147934468
surely he just swung his hand back and forth like 15 cm by mistake
Too bad cheaters ruined dream finale.
>>147934346
Fnatic vs SK would make for a sick final but I want TL to win this too.
>>147934658
fuck that TL are ez money for SK
>>147934418
u did good, son
Twitch tv/esl_csgo/ElegantPelicanHumbleLife
Seriously, the cheating meem is getting annoying. You guys don't seem to understand how hacks actually work.
Watch every Flusha game ever, this is how it works.
>>147934286
Here is a crazy crazy theory. His aimlock locks to the left of the actual target by like 3 inches. You can see him pull left before he went back to kitchen window. When going to peek the guy on arches, he also was to the left then snapped right, then when he peeked the final player catwalk, he was left of where that guy was too. DUN DUN DUNNNNN.
That would be crazy, but I think he's just good.
>Valve officially offering ESEA through steam
Lol I'm done
>95% of pros use the usp over p2k
>it hasn't gotten the m4a1s treatment
Why is JW the only one who has a personal song in this thread?
Everyone of our guys deserve a song
I know sk are cheaters because of how consistent they are, have you ever seen them choke? Didnt think so
>>147934626
get fucked.
sk about to take their 2nd major and u cucks cant do shit
AMA
>>147934767
It was greenlit, valve had little to do with it
>>147934743
t. undercover SK member trying to defend their blatant cheating
>>147934763
Hey I just closed the tab on that reddit thread. You copied 100% a comment from it.
>>147934786
JW is our guy.
>everyone of
Jw is our guy.
>could have had vp vs fnatic classic
>could have had liquid vs sk revenge for columbus semi final
>its gonna be another togglefest fnatic vs sk
Downvote party inc but I am convinced that coldzera is a cheater.
>>147934738
learn to link if you want people to check this out
line break between twitch and .tv avoids the filter and makes it easy to copy paste
https://www.twitch
.tv/esl_csgo/ElegantPelicanHumbleLife
>>147934821
Nah, Fnatic will take it and shut up all the sub-humans.
>tfw no drop
Not contradicting any statement here but if you play at a semi-high level you usually look through walls in different scenarios to be able to localize footsteps easier.
>>147934828
how drenched are your panties rn you sweaty fag
>>147934907
shit r u a hacker?
>>147934828
can i have a 1 dolla usp skine
>>147934907
thanks, here's your 4chan gild
>>147934959
bruh this is my 6th major with no drops
why doesnt fnx speak english? he's so hot i wish he spoke english
>>147934821
You're the literal cuck tough since you like subhumans triumphing over your subhuman existence.
>>147934876
is this thread the hltv reddit meeting?
How do you cheat on LAN?
Leave the piggy to me.
>>147935020
np now you can post like a person who isn't below average IQ :)
ahaha liquid has this fucking EZ. can't believe people think fnatic are as good as they used to be
>>147935027
tiny monkey brain
>>147934503
it is a lost battle man, you can put sense into silvers.
>>147934468
Why don't they fucking test button combinations after the match? They need to start having cameras on these faggots mouse and keyboards.
>>147935069
realistically it would only happen if they have a man in the inside "allowing" them to cheat
you lads ready to see hiko and simple fuck up some swedes?
>>147934763
I think both he and fallen are a bit overrated, they are both very flashy players. However Taco and fer seem to get impact frags EVERY round, while cold is often the last alive in both lost/won rounds so he gets a bunch of exit-frags, and the occasional 3-4k. I value what Taco/fer do alot more.
>>147935069
Fuck off /new/.
>>147935109
>>147935076
lol
pls
stop
ahahHAHAHAHA
>Thoorin in charge of providing analysis
>>147934286
>FalleN surrounded by enemies
>start looking everywhere to try to catch one
>inevitably, aim passes trough them
>"OMG! SUCH A CHEATER!"
>>147935069
The ONLY lan without cheats was Dreamhack Masters Malmö and see what happened
>Favelas out
>fnatic skip it
>NIP win
le reddit sway man was correct about nip being the only legit ones.
>>147935164
having evidence of cheating makes things so awkward though. much better to just pretend everything's legit
>>147935027
hes not really the guy to stop and learn shit, he was naturally good back when i played with him. he was a fuckin lady killer tho.
>>147935069
http://www.dailydot.com/esports/the-vaccening-counter-strike/
>>147935238
>inevitably, aim passes trough them
>through
xD!
>>147935228
lmfao hiko weighs more than flusha and JW combined kid. fnatic is about to get CRUSHED
WE SMART WE LOYAL WE FRIENDLY.WE ARE FROM BRAZIL WE ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD. DEAL WITH IT. :)
>>147935181
All of SK is really solid and consistent players but coldzera stands out the most. He almost literally never makes a mistake
>>147935228
>>147934984
Coldzera is the definition of a perfect csgo player, even though it's impossible to be perfect.
>>147935309
fnatic are from sweden not brazil friendo
![fdffa156f5848addce6fa8852a311771[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YFZnUlM.png "fdffa156f5848addce6fa8852a311771[1].png")
just thorin my shit up
i will eat this
>>147935309
fallen is the only friendly brazilian i've ever heard of though.
he doesn't even really represent his country.
>>147935424
Thorin's got a big gut
Like the rest of his body looks fine. But he's got a baby bump on him
Hey guys so I just found this new cheat
What's the best AK skin in your opinion? I'm thinking of getting a Wasteland Rebel but the price tag is a bit too hefty for my taste.
>>147935426
please do and save us from CHEATING FUCKING FAVELAS
This is so cheesy and I fucking love it
ITS A CUP
>AHHHHHHHHHH
>>147935027
polish girl here
I wish he spoke polish, I would literally suck his cock.
>>147935327
the bottom picture is those who bet on liquid, right?
>>147935321
>he doesnt tilt like every other chucklefuck therefore he is a cheater
do you see how ridiculous you sound?i didnt even bet on this game either but seeing the damage control is straight up lauaghable
>>147935473
Redline
![d5c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rqeKA52.jpg "d5c[1].jpg")
>>147935242
Delete this Goy!
>>147935242
Seems like the other way around desu senpai. Notice how NiP didn't win anything after tournaments started being more strict with cheating.
Also, DH is rigged as fuck.
WHO \__ O U N G I N HERE?
so empty ( ._.)
>flusha checking for the edge
>>147935473
Point Disarray, Cartel or Vulcan, Fire Serpent is expensive as is it shit
>>147935426
this is mine
THE HUNGER
>>147935536
>Implying NiP would ever cheat
They're literally the only team with autists (not the meme kind, the real kind) in their team
Autists never cheat at anything
>work in 20
please no
i just want to see liquid choke
>>147935321
Why didn't he kill Snax who was hiding in the connector corner then?
>>147935473
Wasteland Rebel
>>147935643
>working on a Saturday
RIP f@m
i laughed imagining someone in the crowd just socking hiko in the face as he walked through
>>147935643
>choke
Fnatic are favorite
>>147935556
\_ O U N G I N
red guy needs to go into rehab
>tfw no qt grill to flaunt your banner
>>147935525
you got baited hardcore cuckfuck newshit
final is literally fnatic vs sk, the battle of the private hacks
eat shit valve
Hiko sounds so nervous lol
Hey guys! Could you answer my poll quickly?
Thanks in advance
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
>>147934984
I agree, but you do not lock on to enemies through walls to localize their footsteps.
>>147935242
>dreamHACK
>the only lan without cheats
are you retarded or just pretending?
FNATIC GIRL IS BACK
>>147935556
/_ E A N I N G
\_ A Z I N G
__ O U N G I N G
FNATIC GIRL SPOTTED I WANT TO MARRY HER
*crickets*
holy shit olof needs a fucking hearing aid
old man's goin down
>we dont prepare
???
>did not even prepare
my literal benis :DDDDD
Did Olof become deaf?
>>147935821
Have you ever been on a LAN stage? It's so fucking hard to hear ANYTHING
WEBM OF FNATIC GIRL WHEN?
Every cheating accusation is made by butthurt neckbeards.
Feels good, man.
>he hasn't seen fnatic girl's bbc porn vid
lmao
>>147935821
hahahha so funny my fellow 4channer xD
are you 16 too? Me too!! you too?
>>147935737
He's fat and he's self conscious about it. He always crosses his arms to try and hide it. Put him in front of thousands of people and sure he's gonna sound nervous.
Fnatic are gonna win regardless though.
shit game, shit scene
Everyone cheats, everyone knows it. It is so sad.
>>147935901
fattie hiko with american lard stuffed in his ears could hear fine
I want Team Liquid to win!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
>>147935914
in the end of the day the finals will be swedecheats vs brcheats
>>147935880
le I'm sorry I didn't hear you man
>>147935936
wat did u say m8?
>>147935954
based pige
>>147935849
>>147935995
every time
>>147935954
>>147936023
she did porn
>>147935754
bad meme but you get a (You) it was too obvious
fnatic grill is so fucking hot
>>147935954
REKT
usa?
>>147935971
>mafw (my anime face when) i betted (bet) on liquid
also (You) for you.
>>147936059
link or get out
How do they hang those metal signs in the air and take them back up? They look super fucking heavy.
SOMEONE POST A PIC OF FNATIC GIRL
>>147936059
no she didn't stop baiting people
>>147936059
post link please
>>147935242
>my literal who tournament that my literal who team won was the only legit one!!!!
Totally unexpected.
>>147936059
Well I'm gonna need to see it!
>>147936072
gotchu fammie
>>147936114
lol
>>147936117
it's on xvideos i dont have the link
or you can search the archives for it, it was posted on /csgog/ like a month ago
Liquid is going to get 2-0'd
t. liquid fan
>>147936139
>>147936225
MY DICK
I MUST IMPREGNATE HER
Stay comfy goggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
>>147936139
>being this much of an autist
am i the only one
>>147936261
>pulling shit outta your ass
just like your mother when she conceived you
ddk bros casting
>Moses is going all out
>DDK&Black DDK
Vased
>>147936389
Is this guy the grampa from Better caul saul?
how much does carn pay her?
>>147936225
/mayaducasse/ on IG and twitter
>>147936395
WOAAAAAAH
/REKT/
THIS SHIT GOES TO r/4chan FASTER THAN SANIC!!!
>>147936389
Don't pimples go away by themselves after a while? He's always had that one.
>>147936410
fuck that means anders and cummler will get the final
>comfiest casters casting the comfiest match
wew
Anyone ready to see biggest tilt on the face of the earth?Its going to be a slaughter
http://www.xvideos.com/video1769960/whore
I found the porn
Let's go!
LET'S GO LIQUID
hopefully they go to OT and i get another cobble drop
are reddit's guys casting the finals?
fucking hope not
>>147936493
uh wow that's so sexist omg
>>147936516
If they are at the event they always do the final
>animes are liquid fans
lmao cant even make this shit up
thank god for our guys they will stop the anime menace
alright
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706090
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706090
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706090
>>147936587
not her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
>>147936520
This is seriously my favourite caster pairing
Reposting this important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013/
LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO LlQUID
>>147936626
despite claims, boobs aren't sexist. men can have them too
>>147936520
>comfiest match
im balls deep in this match son, gonna be intense
>>147936516
NO
NOT ANDERS
I HATE THAT FAT FUCK
I HATE HIM
I WANT HIM TO DIE
FUCK
FUCKING SHIT
"OOOH I THINK *INSERT CHEAP PSYCHOLOGY TIPS IN HERE*"
"OOOOOH NOOO!!!!! XD NO YOU DIDN'T!!!"
FUCKING FAT F U C K
FUCKING DIE
THIS GUY WAS PROBABLY A GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF SHIT GO I WANT TO KILL HIM
REEE
REE
RE
R
E
EE
>>147935954
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
CWZ7L-4546E-ACZDA
did someone ever get 2 drops from the same map in the same match?
>>147936659
supporting my pige until the end
>>147936693
DDK and james are the real patrician caster pair
>>147936673
This is pretty sick
LET'S GO LlQUID
>>147936787
thanks for the (You) I guess
>Animefags supporting Liquid
Jesus fuck those manchildren, as an American I am now a #fnaticmissile
>>147936657
hey reddo
LET'S GO LIQUlD
>>147935321
I've seen him plenty of mistakes, stop with your selection bias.
>>147936881
Woah man don't do it!!
>>147936797
is this a good indie?
>>147936659
fnatic of course
>>147936797
fug i was too slow
>>147936845
>DDK and James
>not black DDK
LET'S GO LlQUlD
LET'S GO LIQUlD
>>147936659
our pige tbqh
Liquid is the conduit for every english speaking region
>>147937024
>>147937017
nice phone and pc post
LET'S GO LIQUlD
>>147937017
Shut the fuck up this is literally the worst chant ive ever heard
LET'S GO LIQUID
https://twitter.com/ScumbagLilTymeR/status/751832909401755649
fucking creamy is so based and unique
im glad we have him on anal desks
LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO LIQUID
Can anybody recommend me a new headset? My Siberia V3's make footsteps quieter than everything else in the game and i cant even hear the bomb plant/tick sound half the time unless I'm sitting on top of it.
I kinda want to invest in a desk mic and studio headphones for music purposes however the Logitech G930's look very tempting.
LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO LIQUID
