new kings of csgo edition
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>Watch this everyday
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>>147728974
WORLDEDIT MORE LIKE GODEDIT
Slavs run CS and this general
which group is getting gambit
Mous beats liquid
fnatic beats faze
reddit fully btfo
our bois surging
Please, bitte, Mouz.
I can't take it anymore, I've already lost so many skins today.
Please win, Mouz.
Sorry, loungan burger man.
MOUZ
remember when nip was good
What up now, reddit?
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>>147728974
50$ on F3 , rip nip ?
>>147729123
post winnings famalam
liquid 2-0 germanshitters
REMINDER TO NEVER BET MOUZ.
They'll win ez tho
:-)
>>147729112
>anime
>good
pick one
lel digniggers gave me free knife
why the fuck was the odd 39% for asstrals
>>147729112
EXPLOOOOOOOOSIOOON
>>147729224
howdy reddo
>game literally dominated by slavs and brs
Nice game
>NiP lost
>>147729112
Keep posting mate. I got a new PC and can't find my goddamn portable hdd so I need new reaction images.
This fucking payzone commercial
>>147728607
There you go, Familia.
are you an elite gamer, /csgog/?
>>147729374
Literally our guy
>>147729112
>be fat
>watch anime
>stuck in nova
>>147729440
no...
>>147729440
of course
i've been playing since like 2015
already nova 2
Who is the best player in the world right now?
>>147729624
worldedit
>>147729624
HOW DID NIP FUXKING LOSEE ARGHHH
>>147729624
hiko's sister
When did you grow out of your NiP phase and accepted Comrade Worldedit as your saviour?
whoa, Hiko is from Detroit, newfound respect for him for not getting shot
detroit?
his mom look like she get black d
hiko's mom is pretty hot tbhfamilia
>le asshole fat jew's dramatic profile video
>NiP fucking lost
Wait, NIP got their legends status on the previous major right? Why are they playing this again?
Dis biblethump
>>147729951
No one cares, leddit.
Fuck off.
>not mentioning the IBP throw
top esl kikes
>>147729951
>reddit is this mad
what would happen if i took off krimz' beanie?
wtf i love hiko now
>>147730114
it would be very hairless
>>147729147
Maybe it's mixed with 1 more winning.
Man I knew F3 could have won this but it really was nip fucking this up big time
really makes you think what this jews brabbles with his macro hacks....
>>147730128
this is how normies actually think
one video of some dude's backstory flavored up with struggles and all that bullshit and they fall in love with the guy
fuck hiko. i hope he gets 2-0, 16-0'd. greedy fat cunt.
APOLOGIZE
>le super high upperclass fat jewkike who lived off his parents for 3 years while nolifing csgo to finally be able to go pro
>>147730128
>implying he will win major
xd
>>147730282
I'm sorry for your teammates
>>147730262
I hate Hiko, but I love S1mple, the toxic mofo is great
Flip is gonna play SK in the quaterfinals
FUCKING
RIP
I
P
you guys do realize that the script has liquid winning this whole tournament, right?
>>147730042
>>147730074
IT FUCKED UP MY PICKEM PREDICTIONS FAGGOTS FUCK YOU
i want to hate fuck hiko's sister.
she is pretty fresh
>>147730372
because hiko's whore mother said he deserves a major?
So easy for him to do all this shit, did you see his mom's house? Top fucking kek.
He puts his life on hold to go pro in CS, rests easy knowing that he's got his upperclass parents' money to fall back on if he fails, and he's STILL an obese shitter who will never win anything.
>doing no fap
>3am
>cant sleep
fucking i do nt want to watch anymore cs please
>>147730302
didnt you watch the video they said his dad's business wasn't doing well!!!! >.<
\_oungin' :DDd
hiko is a role model to all fat people
does hiko's sister post on csgog?
You now realise that the maps have already all been picked and they're just talking after they already know
>>147730520
just blow a load why would you do that dumb shit anyway
>>147730641
she posts on craigslist in search for big cocks
same as her mom
>>147730709
I prefer it this way to be real with you familia.
Now I want Team Liquid to win this major...
Damn, really good video.
I know a lot of players have good stories, I don't really know why but Hiko's video moved me.
The guy is an awesome player and from what it seems, he tries so hard. Kinda feels like he deserves it.
Is basically the same feeling I had with ex-Luminosity. They were underdogs, worked hard and got their chance to shine. I think Hiko and Liquid also deserve that.
>>147730520
you can watch anime orinject drugsorfind a gf and fuck her you degenerate
>>147730503
Exactly my thoughts. Fucking fat rich motrerfucker, right?
Man, I don't want to watch. I just want to play American Truck Sim.
>Play in A Lithuanian surf server
>The map is Surf_Sky 2 for the next 900 years
>>147729750
just now
nikosports / liquid
faze up / fnatic
What is your bets?
>>147731046
max on nikosports
few skines on faze for a giggle
M
A
D
M
A
N
>>147730912
i love normies on my /csgog/!
>tfw 0 dollars in bank account
>tfw living off parents pretty comfortably
>tfw just blew my monthly allowance on betting dig earlier
no skines for this month T_T
>>147730882
B O N J O U R
L
E
B
B
I
T
>>147731046
max liqshit
max cucknatic
>>147731119
damn i wish fnatic loses, that would be the best. Next major qualifiers will be fun as fuck.
>simple gets 2 kills at the start of the round
>still almost lose it
Go Niko&Friends!
>its a cobble episode
yikes
>>147731145
eat a dick you degenerate
>it's a niko is too nervous to use his aimbot match
glad i didn't bet on ms
Protip every single team with a video has won the game so far.
I haven't kept up with csgo, is simple "back" on team liquid now?
>>147731528
that sure is """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""convenient"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>drop package
>it's the Mirage package
>$1.95
JUST
>>147731528
?
>>147731551
only for this major
>this is hikos sister
Why is he so fat and ugly?
>>147731717
>>147731695
>You will never have a threesome with Hiko's mum and sister while Hiko is in the house playing CS
why live
>>147731717
oh ffffuck
will TL keep s1mple if they win the major?
>>147731717
i want to lick their pussys!
>>147731983
>Liquid
>win the major
Kek
>>147731983
i think theyll cut elige for pimp
>>147731983
No, they've already signed a new contract with Pimp.
So VP should beat Asstrails; SK will beat Flipside; Na`vi should bet Liquid; fnatic will go to semis
I doubt that VP will win with SK; then fnatic cheats will beat Na`Vi
Final match will be fnatic vs SK (7 - 1)
>>147732247
>imagine being a black man
no thanks
>>147731717
BLACKED video fucking when
bruh pimp is fucking awful
maybe they should get glaive
>>147732446
white bull master race retard
>>147732331
glaive signed with Team X (Friis, Moddii etc.)
>it's a sore throat caster episode
fucking hate this shit, makes me feel ill as well
>>147732446
>tfw 9in. benis white man with a satisfied gf
Feels gud man
jdm is so fucking bad JESUS
How does Niko get away with cheating?
FUCKING NOOB MOVE UP WHILE THE ARENT LOOKING AT U NFUCK NOOB
so it's "anon knows better than pro players" episode?
I'm not getting that gold pick em, am I?
>>147732729
Are you retarded?
Sup, guys.
R8 my FAL StatTrack.
>>147732692
>>147732834
no u
>>147732949
add this to the list of NA CS webbums tbqhwy
>>147732949
BULLY
>>147732949
classic
>>147733008
>>147732949
freak this has to stop
>teams are suddenly using the cz more and more
Is this a new meme or is it really better than the Tec & 57?
>>147733136
reminder liquid could've been up like 9-0 if nitro beat spiidi in that 1v1
>>147732083
>>147732949
>>147733135
kek skewered
>>147733174
close range, yes
It has less RNG as well
But you can always just spam your five seven and be more effective than a cz player
Did s1mple get bad?
>le jumping meme9
everytime
I'm starting to see what people mean when they say that jdm is trash now that I'm spectating him.
THAT ECO
pistols are fucking autistic
>>147733372
Another game ruined by the Tec9
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/751105209422708736
elige desu
>>147733671
What did THREAT do?
>>147733510
>>147733652
Last shot was sick, doesn't look like much, but it's hard to hit.
>german cs
>>147733469
He's playing patient and tacticly somehow he's been subdued into following orders, and it doesn't suit him at all
>>147733671
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>147733837
I fucking hate this game sometimes
![13642856_275360396188834_1978352310_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SGGGR7A.jpg "13642856_275360396188834_1978352310_n[1].jpg")
would you rather freak's sister over hiko's?
>>147734043
ur mum xDD
>simple haters when he carries his shit team out of another major groups
>>147731528
CLG though....
>stream is 720p instead of 1080
>>147734043
i think freak's has FAS
>>147734043
how old is she
>>147734043
I'd rather my own sister than anyone else's :3
>>147734043
Hiko's mom
>>147734150
bitrate: 14400 baud
>>147734043
I can tell by the pic that she's probabl more manly than freak himself
>>147734043
freak's definitely
im into trashy hoes
>>147734150
quality is atrocious for a major desu
>>147734262
looks like strong yawlines and manhands run in the family
>>147734150
>watching cs in 1080p
>not just watching the live score bot on hltv
https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/751096025516040192
>>147734043
post more
still deciding here
>>147734403
MEME GOD
>>147734214
i dunno, but apparently she's in mexico for her birthday so...
>literally one hit kill at any range
>100% accurate at literally any range
>literally a shotgun at close range
>even shows you a bigger picture of the enemy so he's easier to shoot
will we ever see the removal of the op awp??
https://twitter.com/dupreehCSGO/status/750989324892635136
>>147734389
in my worst days i literally just had several HLTV windows open for each match i bet on
>>147734043
Wow freak is a fucking manlet
>>147734472
>>>/overwatch/
>>147734576
Is hairwax allowed during surgery?
>liquid starts losing a big lead
Here we go
>>147734576
he's going to play tomorrow right?
>>147734043
I'd rather freak
>>147734214
>>147734871
>it's "anon's first major" episode
Semmler is so fucking annoying
SUCC~~~~~~~~~
>>147734576
how did he have no pain before that? didn't he have to operate his appendix? All the people I knew had major stomach pains before their operation
Faze or Fnatic?
>>147734991
https://twitter.com/dupreehCSGO/status/750729482965835777
>>147734990
she succ me
>>147734991
>how did he have no pain before that?
uhh... that abdominal pain was the reason he went to hospital in the first place
>when this is over semmemeler will go blow anders under the caster desk
>>147734991
Are you retarded? Do you think he just had surgery on a whim for fun?
>>147731695
Wow, she's actually cute as fuck.
>>147734472
>reduced movespeed, even slower when you're scoped in
>Takes more then 2 seconds to fire a second shot
>Poor movement will get you headshot
>Poor use of cover will get you tagged and killed
>Poor use of nades will get you swarmed and killed
>Poor positioning will make you ineffective and a waste of money
>You still have to aim it
The AWP is not an easy weapon to use at a high level.
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
>>147734991
How the fuck do you think they found out in the first place, idiot?
>>147735013
faze up bois
they DESTROYED cucknatic yesterday why do you think they wouldnt do the same today especially in a bo3 where cucknatic has even less of a chance to upset them
>>147735208
>>147735343
read what I posted you fucking mouthbreathers
he suddenly had stomach pains because of his appendix. You don't have sudden problems.
fucking redditors
>>147735497
>how did he have no pain before that?
?????????????
>>147735309
It's a tranny
>>147735375
>doubting this hard
>>147735497
Appendix problem is always sudden pain...
>>147735375
>in a bo3 where cucknatic has even less of a chance to upset them
>>147735497
read what you posted you fuckign retarded braindead nigger
>>147734576
>get useless organ removed
>can't get up to play some videogames for a few hours
i had invasive spinal surgery and was walking in 2 days and played videogames in the hospital how is this little cunt who has a job just PLAYING VIDEOGAMES not able to do that
>>147735681
flush yourself you dirty slav
Niko with the cheats
>>147735497
don't know he just thought about this madman jest to get stomach doctor to give him surgery
le choke faise xd
>>147735720
made me laugh out loud when i saw that shit
>>147735709
retard
LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO
>>147735497
Yes, you do.
Le epic Niko legit plays
>>147735691
you really think it's his decision not to play? fucking idiot
>>147735961
yea
>>147734936
>it's a "weeb shitter being wrong as usual" episode
GET MEMED
I liked this flash
>>147735961
>not going to lan in your hospital dress
hello undedicated reddo
ChrisJ looked like he was in shock.
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>147735540
HOTTER
>tfw 8th major
>still received not a single drop
who wins on mirage?
>it's another Niko does everything and still loses episode
>>147736236
did you link your twitch account
>>147736313
no....
>>147736313
wha?
>>147736313
I watch on gotv, I'd fuck my data cap by watching twitch 12 hours a day
>>147736268
watersports
>>147736390
>data cap
poorfags actually have these
lmao
>liquid going to win a major
Jesus Christ with Donald trump and now this the US is dangerously similar to Nazi Germany in terms of nationalism
>>147736236
I've watched every major since Cologne 2014 and I only just got a drop this match.
>>147736390
>data cap
>>147736390
>data cap
>>147736353
>>147736384
lmaoing at you Iads, I linked my steam to my twitch and already got a cobble drop
>>147736529
Nothing to do with being poor, being rich doesn't suddenly remove monopolies
>>147736390
>data cap
I feel sorry for you anon
>>147736609
p o o r
o
o
r
>>147736530
you need to go
>fire ingram at a car
>it explodes
consoles everyone
What he meant by this?
https://twitter.com/lurppis_/status/751097446982422528
>>147736609
living in a third world country = poor
>>147736698
I poor my seed into ur mum's anus
>>147736609
gross, stop being poor near me
>>147736530
niko pls play the game instead of shitposting
>>147736863
once you stop being fat near me
>>147736820
it means his friends in 1.6 are doing well and he still has a huge hate boner for NiP players. Based desu
>mfw ibp throw incident got discovered due someones ex-gf snitching because she got dumped
>mfw IBP players all blame someone else because they are afraid to appear sexist in the current year
>mfw dazed the megacuck goes after the currynigger shazam even though he literally dindu
>mfw 4 cucks got BTFO by a vicious lying snake that is a woman
>mfw ska was too autistic to fall for the vaginal jew which saved his career
>>147737005
ska was terrible last year BECAUSE he got a gf
>>147737005
More like Skadoodle didn't get any skines because they didn't have enough and had no proof of him throwing.
https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/751097077845921792
>based zeus
>>147737120
peforming terribly is still better than not being able to perform ever again
also fuck care bout clown9
Is Zeus a /csgog/boi?
>>147737005
women been fucking us over since the beginning
why does semmler have a hamburger wrapper in his pocket?
