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>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
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>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
first for your ace sucks
uhhhh zeus??
http://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/750825181137006592/video/1
first for the death of rrrrr
>>147667378
Kek.
>>147667282
>knife
>jumping shot
what more do i need tho
pretty meh ace tbqh
>>147667539
smd
Voloboiga
>>147669274
burg looks meh fries look decent
SK is going to stay in Europe and is not going back to the US. You heard it first here!
>>147669714
are you the same weeb who thought that sauerkraut was onions? do you not know how to grill a bun?
Go watch the World Championships if you want to see silver playing.
>>147667475
What happened?
Oh look it's another 5 man stack on enemy team all with <100h played
All the headshots sure aren't suspicious at all ;^)
Will they FaZe up again /csgo/?
>>147672332
If maps are good then yea, G2 got fucked by choosing train instead of d2 tbqh
>>147672332
>bo3
you got problems
>>147672247
literally everyone including yourself is cheating
pistol round aces, and 1vX's don't count. they're anti-(full)eco tier.
this is fact.
>Enemies start losing
>Time to trigger the ragehacks
don't worry senpai the spinning is just high dpi
>>147673835
he is just smurfing
git gud
>>147673831
what makes you say that
>>147674083
because pistol rounds have more RNG than a WoWs game, there's as much skill in pistol rounds as there is in opening cases. they near always end with someone winning a 1v2-3 in all the mm games I play. I've won countless 'clutches' myself even.
>playing inferno pistol round
>ct side
>standard setup on 1, 2 brackets, 1 watching halls
>both watching mid peek and get insta HS'd
>I wait in halls as they run up
>they plant, I get the bomb planter and do damage to one more
>call them out
>guy in chat who peeked mid
>Green what are you even watching
>asks me what my rank is
nothing triggers me more then teenagers
>>147674404
post one
who /PokemonGO/ here
>>147674581
I don't have recording software bb
>>147674910
GAME FAILED TO DOWNLOAD
Why are NA so damp at CS? I hope our dank bois mous slap the fuck out of liquid
hello i would like to interject for a moment what u are referring to as d counterstrike is, in fact , cs/go or as i've recently taken to calling it, cs plus go. go is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another proprietary component of a fully functioning cs game made useful by the source corelibs, shell utilities, and vital system components comprising a full game as defined by reddit.
>Enemy losing
>They turn on hacks
>Start bragging and boasting
I don't understand, what the fuck's the point you're fucking aimlocking how does that take skill?
>>147675632
That's how fnatic earn their salaries
bubble pop electric...
uh oh, in the back seat
>Disconnect: VAC authentication error.
>Gotten kicked in the middle of the last three games, barely gotten back in before cooldown
What the fuck is this fucking meme, literally no setting has changed or anything
>girl touches my dick
>says it's big
>ejaculate
>she laughs and leaves
huh I guess I know what it feels like to be NA now, except I have a big dick
>>147676476
maybe don't cheat?
>envy lost
>>147676937
xd bro
hopefullly nitro uses his aimbot again today
So what happens to Ass trails?
>>147677498
One of their players couldn't attend then one of them got cancer mid event
>>147676476
that warning is obviously there for when the keyboard is plugged back in -_- this image is stupid
>>147678330
okay i'll keep that in mind
succ
>>147676476
restart your pc
if that doesnt work just wait a day or two, it usually goes away
>the sheer asspain of all the Brazilians on twitter and hltv right now
Based fucking ELeague.
>>147681329
helped to ease my asspain from them fucking over TyLoo when it came to US visas a little desu
>>147681329
You bet I am angry, they get disqualified by a fucking petition, not only that but ex-SK gets the shaft too.
>>147682053
But that's clearly not the case. They were disqualified by the rules. The petition was a vote to make an exception and it failed.
>>147682347
No, ELeague was going to give them the old LG spot, but there was a petition for that to not happen.
>This was prevented by a petition with signatures from the owners of seven participating organizations: Cloud9, Counter Logic Gaming, Echo Fox, NRG Esports, OpTic Gaming, Team Liquid, and Team SoloMid.
>>147682531
LMFAOOOOOOOO SAVAGE AF SENPAI
>>147682531
BASED AMERICA
is Aimerrrrrr our guy?
Senpai loving all those scandals happening.
Now we just need a cheating scandal on top of gambling and eleague. Fuck the community, let it all burn.
>>147684102
why not?
>>147684043
>governing body rightfully using their power to kick out people who disqualified themselves
>scandal
>>147684374
>rightfully using their power
>petition by NA orgs
I'm mentally retarded explain the drama to me
>>147684374
Scandal in a sense that people are bitching and it generates shitposting traffic..
I don't mind gubmint raping youtubers and favellas.
>>147682531
the only way to stop the most blatant team in csgo
>>147684463
Sorry that you're not free enough to know what democracy is like faggot
>>147685021
Paranoia is not a valid reason to start murdering people.
>>147684650
two cod youtubers created csgolotto and pretended that they weren't the owners while making a lot videos of them betting on the site. also people think it's unethical that they didnt mention that there is a chance you can lose and that they didnt try to steer kids away from their site
>>147685235
lolwat
>>147684463
I'm not going to pretend like I know the ELeague rulebook but I would be surprised if the orgs that signed up weren't promised some fort of voting power in their contracts.
pick up the phone baby
>>147685276
>>147685276
>while making a lot videos of them betting on the site
let me clarify, they made videos of themselves WINNING BIG on their site
>>147685276
Not that drama idiot
>>147685131
Freedom to get fucked in the ass by corporations is not actual freedom.
>>147685475
answered ;)
>>147685619
fuck you i put a lot of heart into that post T_T
>>147685452
You'd think that would require some kind of majority though, but none of the EU orgs had any problems with this whatsoever, only the NA orgs did.
Don't forget that Moe was also a part of shitstorm just two weeks ago and that's what triggered the research into youtuber shit.
>>147685550
They also rigged the bets since they had access to bots and "Provably fair".
Basically every part of the setup was fake and rigged and they broke shitton of rules. Some negroes will have fresh new white buttholes to plow in prison.
>>147685797
>Liquid
>NA org
pick one
>>147685420
The nukes excuse that the US used.
>>147685903
so moe has cheated and scammed.
how can people still like him? is it because he is a muslim and calling him out would be racist?
>>147685957
Liquid, NA org
>>147686142
oh yeah, I agree with that, but still, nothing will make LG/SK stop using hacks blatantly and winning every tournament.
This is divine justice.
>best team in Counter Strike : Global Offensive unable to play in ELeague because pooper pained NA org owners can't cope with competition
I though America was about freedom? This play comes straight from a "Running a corporate cartel for dummies" manual.
>>147686218
Because he's the most entertaining streamer csgo has.
Name a real life sport where a bunch of players can just leave a team and claim the spot of their old organisation?
Sit down you brown brazillian fucks
>>147686442
I guess so, I don't watch any streamers.
>>147686438
>because pooper pained NA org owners can't cope with competition
SK already tried to qualify for ELeague with a different roster and didn't make it. Then they bought out LG's players and want to play? The Org stands to make a LOT of money from this, if they let teams switch orgs then it will become an endless bidding war of Orgs trying to get the best teams.
>>147686218
>moe complains about eleague petition
>is a part of echofox that signed the petition
>moe says people are at fault for betting on a shady site that lures people with fake wins
>is a part of a fake win scam to lure people to a different site
What an awful person
>>147686939
moe is and will always be our guy, this is an indisputable fact.
>>147686907
>Orgs trying to get the best teams.
Your right orgs should get the money and credit not the players
>>147687390
Yeah, fuck the teams. Who do they think they are, getting paid for 1000's of hours of work and performing at the highest level in their respective sport.
Just give all the money to the Jews so they can give the teams tickets to the next lan and then ignore them. They should be HONORED to be part of the org, who does oh so much for them!
>>147687296
Our guys wouldn't be our guys if they weren't cunts.
>>147686907
But SK was still in the tournament, if it was just org based, they would've simply had to fight their way back in the LCQ, which was the spot SK had (sadly, ex-SK would've gotten the shaft anyways unless they were picked by LG).
So either ways, it doesn't make sense.
>>147686712
Golf.
Besides, it isn't just that, but SK (the org) also lost their spot, if it was like that then they should've been in the LCQ with SK's spot.
>>147687865
Golf is not a team sport you dumb cunt and is in no way comparable. Individuals get seeded into golf tournaments
>>147687981
It's not my fault that teams in golf consist of 1 person.
You wanted something, I gave you something.
>Individuals get seeded into golf tournaments
Exactly how it has always been with CS.
>>147688152
But it's not at all, as the eleague thing just demostrates
>>147688609
Only for e-league, regardless of how I think e-league should've been, if it was org based, then SK shouldn't have been disqualified anyways, and instead should still be in the LCQ.
However, none of these two happened because of a fucking petition.
Midseason org swaps really needed to be prevented though, since that's just asking for a few rich monopoly orgs to buy everything and sink smaller orgs mid season.
Luminosity is literally fucked right now.
>>147688949
Do we need transfer windows? standard season contracts? At the moment players who signed at odd times of the year are now fucked if they want to transfer to a new team, since they will always be "mid-season"
>>147689178
from the looks of it, we do.
it would prevent all this nonsense drama.
>mfw woke up with 2 cobble cases
lucky me lads
also
Dig
NiP
Liquid
Fnatic
good or bad?
>>147691250
that's who i would pick if i was a degenerate gambler
>>147691250
open the cases for easy dlore
>>147691250
OPEN 1 AND POST
>>147691250
same famalam
thanks for the free money, valve
you guys watch richard's new video? it's pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w6mw6HdHdc
i splash on your bitch with the water
>37-63 astralis dig
UHHHHHHH GOTURDS?
what happened to dupreeh?
also why can't we have fucking pov streams during tournaments, the auto camera is fucking annoying
>>147697940
appendix is being removed
which means dupreehs a bitch and can't play right after surgery
i mean gla1ve played a lan semi with a collapsed lung
source: http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/news/34271-lukas-gla1ve-rossander-to-undergo-surgery-after-collapsed-lung
>>147698063
>appendix is being removed
what a bitch
you can leave the hospital the next day
>>147698319
Just hook up a pc to one of those MRI units they have sweet graphics and can see through walls and shit
Sup GOTARDS, shorts fag here, will I see any of you fggts at ESL One this weekend?
The end is near, gotards.
>>147697940
He's a damp as fuck saltbro who was too scared to lose like a man
>drop someone a gun in casual
>he sends me a friend request next round
>tells me he commended me on mic
>sounds foreign
>his user is Hardcore Gamer Father
s-should i add him?
>>147699076
>adult male
>wears shorts in public
literally (literally) no one wants to meet up with you
>>147699586
hey this guy hasnt heard of tf2
>>147700252
Korean girls like guys in shorts
>>147701493
ummmmmm okay where smix @
>smix and pansy will never simultaneously massage your prostate
>>147701797
thank god
Who wants to play with me and rank up from Silver? I'm from Asia btw.
Also I have $15 (and soon to be $23) once I manage to sell my M4 Dragon Kaing, what gunskin(s) should I buy?
>>147702220
which skins do you have already? which guns do you want skins for?
>>147702220
buy 4 (four) ak-47 redline field tested (FT) and bet them for easy steambux ($$$)
>>147702390
mostly drops, this is my second time buying a gunskin
I want skins for A4/A1-S and the AK-47
>>147702776
with that budget, get a factory new m4a4 x-ray and a field-tested ak wasteland rebel
mouz is going to win agianst team shitquid right
>>147703656
yeah, NA is back where they belong
>>147702769
I can't bet because I am emotionally invested in too many teams ;_;
what is the best resolution and why is it 1280x960
1024x768 black bars 2bh might use 1280x960 whenever i upgrade my computer tho
dig will shit on asstralis right
>>147704098
Yeah, Ass tails is literally holding a funeral right now after CajunB died
>>147702968
FT wasteland rebel looks better than MW or it's just cheap?
Do I switch my Pick'Em to Dignigs?
>>147704525
yes, they are playing with zonic instead of dupreeh
http://www.hltv.org/match/2303370-astralis-dignitas-esl-one-cologne-2016
>that Deus Ex run
>that Jak and Daxter run
>now ESL
based night
>>147704471
little bit of both, the skin makes more sense thematically with some wear on it
decide for yourself, look at the webm here https://csgostash.com/skin/495/AK-47-Wasteland-Rebel
>>147691250
>Astralis with 2 stand-ins
>NiP if they won't lose to force buys
>50/50
>OUR GUYS
![[nods respectfully toward you].webm](https://i.imgur.com/P4zTAxw.jpg "[nods respectfully toward you].webm")
>>147704728
Jesus, how long has it been since that nodding meme?
>>147702220
>Wallet balance $22.86
what skinzzzzzz
>>147704824
wasnt it like 2 years ago right before cuck?
>>147704721
>Astralis with two standins
They already beat DIG with one because glaive is good. And Dupreeh has always been ass so they can win without him anyways
>>147704720
Dat shit expensive af
>>147705140
I think you're thinking of xyp9x
is that cum on zonics hoody
>>147705140
also zonic is not bad, we've seen him play well .
And if the rest of asstralis up their game they can beat dignitas
>cbble
astralis is finished
>>147705264
can i get those viewmodel settings
>>147705401
-2.5
2
2
>>147705264
fucking why, how many cobble matches have we had already
my 2 cobble cases are gonna drop in value even more now
>tfw no cobble case drop
Can someone kindly donate ;_;
>losing to a forced buy
>Losing any round ever
pffft stay silver
zonic is going to get a heart attack
>>147705671
I'll donate, but just my tip
>k0nfig spinbotting before the round even starts
>>147705550
why not sell them?
nice toggle dogshitralis
>>147706061
gotta turn up those rpm
xyp9x is a good player when he puts in position to frag,why dont astrashit swtich his role with any other player in the team?
are the asstrails going to win this?
>>147706067
because I have nothing to spend the money on right now and they usually go up in price after the major is over so I was thinking of saving them, but if this "every other map is cobble" shit keeps up I'll probably just sell them now and be done with it
>>147706224
He's better as a support player than anyone else by a huge margin. Their thought process is that switching his role would end up as a net loss.
LETS FUCKING GO
>He's a MANAGER, maaan!
>>147706313
yeah but dupreeh/karrigan/device take turns choking when it matters desu,xyp9x is the only player doesnt choke dick so I would rather switch with them
>>147706380
He chocked hardest vs gambit
wheres the leave it to me karrigan pic
>>147706363
>tfw nothing in csgo will ever top the first month of NA FPL
>>147706423
he didnt have the chance to do anything in those situations famalam,the whole team in that match just sucks
>tfw changed my Pick'Em and all-in to Dignigs
>>147706514
Theres no excuse for <10 frags
uh gotards you told me that astralis would lose?
DICK
SHIT
ASS
C A R R Y G A N
>>147706594
Astralis literally can't choke when they're the underdogs.
holy fuck someone upload that to reddit
>"tricked ya" - Peter "dupreeh" Rasmussen, c. 2016
I don't know why rubino isn't loaded but it makes this pretty funny
kek at them people who thought digniggers are hot shit for beating free el gee
damn zonic is better than NA players
was MSL afk?
this is where asstrails choke
>mfw I bet on Astralis anyway
>play with low ranked friends
>40 bomb 3 games
>average rank in other team is the same as mine (dmg)
>literally have almost twice as many kills as the second best in server
>friends barely get 10 frags
>lose all 3 games
I feel tempted to start solo queueing desu.
sick script
>>147667378
the classic astralis choke
>>147667378
he should take a bath with krimz
https://a.pomf.cat/mceqvc.webm
>>147706946
get a smurf baka
Is this clear evidence of cheating or just a one in a billion coincidence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYllUMj87d8
>>147706946
>play with in a 5 stack of friends
>we're all GN2-GN4
>all of us suck dick at the game
>me and one mate are GN4, unless we carry we lose
>we got a GN3 mate who has double my played hours and always bottom frags
he's deaf as well, only one with a decent headset but doesn't hear shit so we have to do his calls
>>147707494
Yes. Maybe aimlocking onto the guy could be explained as a random attempt at a wallbang but the fact he then tries to cover it up by shooting like an autist at random spots where no one could possibly be confirms it.
>>147707574
literally me(although i am GN4 now)
>>147707494
>konfig 1v4
woah man
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""astralis"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
whoa lad
>toggling on to win a 1v4
surprised he went for that to be desu
>>147707432
But i want to go up in ranks on my main.
The people i used to play with have all stopped playing and just play lol now.
We literally never get fair ranks when i play with my lower friends.
Ranking up used to be a breeze but it feels literally impossible now.
another major where i stay up watching matches until i feel physically ill and then still don't get a single drop
>danes
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
nice
game
gotards
>danes playing
>choking music starts playing
here comes the double overtime
>losing to two standins
>>147707912
There is nothing wrong with bathing with your mates, I've done it before.
>krimz, k0nfig, shox, flusha...
why do I even bother watching this shitshow
>>147707494
but he didn't even place the cursor on either opponent. this isn't even a flusha-tier fishy clip, it's just him moving his mouse the left, where there were enemies in the general area. and who would have guessed there were ct's sat on b site. on in a billion chance of that happening, I'm sure.
thinking magog should invent some new quality memes t b h
how many times has karrigan fullflashed himself/gotten teamflashed when rushing drop like a retard
>>147707846
you probably wont rank up when you play with low ranked players
ZONIC GOES BIONIC
this is a great game
>>147707846
go find some lads at your own rank and play with them mate
>>147708309
>dig losing on their best map against chokestralis with TWO stand-ins
whats the best edition of d&d
>tak a shower
>astrails losing in overtime after being 13-5
lel
>glaive
these 2 teams are playing like shit
hope the winner doesnt advance to the elims
>>147708486
>Doughnut
>>147708459
Man, you missed a sick 1v4 from konfig that saved Dignigs.
Should Dig advance, would they be the most undeserving Legendary team of all time?
>>147708531
?? the winner of this does go through to the QFs if thats what you mean, where they will deservedly be murdered by NaVi SK or VP
how are you guys finding ESL Cobblestone?
and who knew Cobblestone was the true replacement of Inferno?
>>147708573
yeah that was such an insane clutch, almost as if he had some outside help
>>147708574
Group A is the worst seeded team, any team that comes out of it doesn't "deserve" Legendary.
thorin is being mean again...
>>147708595
oh damn im retarded, well at least theyll get mowed by those teams in the QFs
>>147708670
tfw this major when cbble and train bore you to death
>>147706514
>trying to make excuses this hard
>>147708670
The case is literally the only good thing about cobblestone imo
>>147708723
It's not like Gambit did anything wrong by winning their matches, but Dignigs get to play two teams with fucking coaches and standins in them.
>>147708115
t.k0nfic
>cobble cases already down to €18
fuck I knew I should have sold these yesterday
>Mirage and Cache finally being played
thank God
>>147708859
They literally go up to $40 in like 3-4 months
>>147708806
A MANAGERR
its over
>>147708904
A
FUCKING
MANAGER
can someone spoonfeed me a short version of what this Tmart shit is about?
i didn't even know who the fuck he was
please
>>147709281
Owned a gambling site and then showed off him winning shit-tonnes of skins on his youtube, without disclosing he owned the site - basically a big load of conflict of interest and shady gambling nonsense
>>147709281
Some faggot who streams himself gambling
one day he went "hey guys so I found this new betting website" and started betting on it all the time
Recently it was revealed that he along with another streamer who did the same actually owned the gambling site in question, which is not only immoral but also illegal
>>147709345
To add to this, his """""apology""""" was a passive aggressive move on the level of "I'm sorry that you got upset". The kid is getting 10 years in federal pound me in the ass prison.
When do konf1g start toggling? He probably has it off since of astralis stand in, but they're still doing well enough.
>>147709459
he literally just aimlocked through the smoke when he was pushing pit
How are Dignitas so fucking bad?
>select the wrong case hardened to bet
>cancel the trade offer from lounge
>7 day ban
youre better off not responding to it than pressing cancel
http://www.hltv.org/news/18226-esl-one-cologne-bracket-drawn
Winner of this plays Virtus Pro
Congrats for making the semi's VP!
so who wins on cache?
>>147710073
I dont even know the full map pools of these teams but Dignitas aren't winning anything at this rate
>>147710073
whoever cheats harder
cache is a pure aim map
>>147709359
>>147709345
he will surely face prison after this no?
They got the easiest group draw of their lives. You could tell they're not ready to win this series when they popped out of their chairs after winning an OT against a fucking MANAGER and a standin on their best map.
