>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
JW has come out of the closet
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
>Old Thread
>>147006503
>>147228071
I made a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjZ0VXb_Zwo
>>147228297
this is from that same game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrr1x6T-vJU
Dazed still shilling his goy sites
>>147228464
who is dazed?
>>147228627
Honestly me to. getting invites to private ones is such a pain.
>literally one hit kill at any range
>100% accurate at literally any range
>literally a shotgun at close range
>even shows you a bigger picture of the enemy so he's easier to shoot
will we ever see the removal of the op awp??
>>147229194
what is legging someone?
>>147176313
>1900 go, 115 on source but played it after go
>logi g502+ 1000 dpi/1.0 sens
>144hz
>1980x1020
>old nuke
>liquid
>jdm
>>147229718
being a shitter
>>147176313
707
microsoft intellimouse 1.1 black 400dpi/1.93 sens
idk senpai
1280x960
season
no
chaox
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>>147230093
when did you guys realise this isnt a meme?
>>147230093
thats not how it fucking works retard
>>147230196
Yes it is.
who do u guys think is the cutest cs player
whats ur rws csgog mine is 15
>>147229898
hey it's me ur brother
can I use your intelli for a second?
pls
it's me ur brother
pick up the phone
>>147231830
>>147230831
>>147231864
can i save this webm?
>>147231918
ofc famalam
>>147231864
yikes
>>147231938
thx friend
>>147231878
Corn in a god damn hotdog?
>>147232003
Its called a corndog for a reason
>corn on a hot dog is considered a delicacy in rrrrrs shithole country
>haven't placed a bet in weeks
I keep second guessing myself, how do I go back to the reckess 5 bets a day all day everyday it used to be?
>>147233595
everyone in your country is a nigger
![5658070310802824e914a29cc1382c30[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ITJfnQb.png "5658070310802824e914a29cc1382c30[1].png")
HELP
>>147235617
Nigger
>>147235861
What did he mean by this?
>>147235861
WIN STREAK BOYS
>>147236040
>What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?
>>147228385
what are your viewmodel settings
The phantom, exterior like fish eggs
interior like suicide wrist-rags
I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed
When you fight, don't fight fair cause you'll never win, yeah
Why do they keep doing this?
https://twitter.com/theflyingdj/status/749164332810924032
le dead game meme
>>147237664
go team liquid!! i already bought my simple and jdm stickers!! >.<
>>147237447
getting away with viewbots
it's not like twitch gives a fuck
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4qu15v/since_overwatch_does_just_fine_with_20_tick/
DESTORYED. IT'S OVER CSGO
how do we save cs go?
My body is ready.
>>147240316
>mousesports 2.110
>Liquid 2.310
>mfw deranking with the squad
>mfw enemies get mad cause we dont give them a proper game
>mfw could obliterate these guys
>mfw they actually think valve is going to ban us
>>147242662
Yeah, it is pretty hard to get banned from griefing. Seems that most people don't bother even watching Overwatch cases through if they don't instantly see the Suspect spinbotting.
>>147229194
just make it 1000$ more
I think it's fine how it is but if people hate it making it a bigger investment would be good imo
>get ranked as Silver 4 after 10 competitive wins
>20 wins later I'm Gold Nova 1
Why is everyone crying about "Silver Hell". I topfragged every win , rarely got below 20 kills and I ranked up.
If you are Silver and don't rank up, you deserve to be Silver.
>>147245667
every third game is a deranker/smurf
>>147237447
Because twitch doesn't punish viewbotters on account of "hurr durr it might be someone else viewbotting for them to get them banned"
Fucking embarrassing company.
>say first shot inaccuracy is a problem and RNG of that magnitude should not exist in a competitive shooter like CS
>get downvoted
Helllooo reddit
>>147237890
>>147246942
how do you know shes viewbotting?
>>147245667
wow men welcome to the big boys club
>AK praised by its accurate first shot
>need to tap like 5 times for the bullet can hit the crosshair gap
>>147248405
?
I regularly hit one taps, it's no impossible feat
>>147248830
rng man
>>147236373
I think I have them on desktop.
>>147248830
Hi mr wan tab machine
>>147249182
I don't even have a good headshot %
Add me for deranking lobby http://steamcommunity.com/id/hotandbotheredloli/
>>147251554
No goal just losing as many as I can until I am bored.
>>147251303
>private profile
>>147251793
Its friends only but who cares its not like I give a fuck about who you are or going to talk to you about your life problems in the first place, Kys
>no monstercat music on esports anymore
Why did they do this?
>>147252060
seek sunlight fatboy
>>147252267
I'm 56 kgs
>>147252313
ease up on the binge eating fatty
>not caring about people on the internet
>fatboy XD
Isnt it the other way around senpai? I'm just here to play games dont bother me with your bullshit
>>147252629
leave the house for once
>>147252854
yeah sure fatty we know you cant fit thru the door
>>147253139
you need a better diet chubbs
>>147253471
I know youre a lying fatty so I disregard your imaginary weight put the kebab down tubbs
>>147253836
haha fatties done take a trip to /fit/ and try and figure out a good diet
>>147254326
relax fatty you cant eat (you)s
me /rightnow/
At what rank are you no longer considered a noob?
>>147255314
thats why youre so fat stop stuffing your gullet
>>147255556
global
>>147254773
DO NOT TAINT SHARA
pretty easy skines t b q h
>>147257732
gambling is bad
>>147254773
>memetous meme
>>147257285
could you at least try to lose some weight so maybe you could go outside and have a real life instead of trying to be popular in a dead thread for a dead game
>>147257732
We both gonna be rich nigga
>>147258547
Where you live
>>147258547
lose weight
>>147258750
It ain't no joke, I'd like to buy the world a toke.
>>147259359
find a gym and get a membership
>>147259487
Ayyyyyyyayayaya debbidi dip dubba dubba dubba
This one
Got a princely racket, that's what I said now.
Got some bug seal up on his jacket, and then there's him now.
>game is on sale
>major next week
>hardly any change
how do we save cs go?
>>147260439
dricing in you car, I never never want to go home because I haven't got one anymore.
There is a light that never goes out
>>147260439
most people buy them as gifts. valve wont let you do that for some reason or else id be buying multiple copies for myself and randoms
PRIVATE EYES
*clap*
THEY'RE WATCHING YOU
*clap clap*
please post a webm, master. i love your webms <3
>>147264281
ayyy
>>147264886
at least its not tornfaggot
anybody interested in operation wildfire coop missions? nobody wants to play with me
>MG1
>id/bangesh
>>147264886
nice hacks
>>147265327
id not found
I feel like my movement is really shitty how can I improve it.
Video related.
https://youtu.be/kKWpGIx9e1A
>>147265284
i've already posted this one a bunch but w/e, it's the only one i have on my pc.
>>147265404
If you think i cheat after that then watch the second clip in this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji6n2yh5IWI
>>147265404
nah, as much as master is a faggot who loves to feed his ego, he isnt a hacker.
>>147265606
but in the webm you could literally see you were walling -_- baka
>>147265606
you ever play with steel anymore?
>>147265769
no
>>147265641
>>147264281
Still can't figure out who you are, msg me on steam.
>>147264886
>that first kill
why do people defend 32 tick demos
>>147265861
nah im not gonna message you. i just think you're ok, compared to most of the attention whores here you're ok.
>>147266014
I rarely ever post here but ok
Does anyone even remember the /id/autismspeaks meme from like a year ago?
ANYBODY WHO PLAYS MATCHMAKING WITHOUT A MICROPHONE SHOULD UNINSTALL CS AND SLIT THEIR WRISTS
>>147265884
Yah kirito is my hero but for real
>>147265327
>>147265514
/id/Bangesh/
this should do
>>147265553
better edit your videos
>>147266445
agreed, but not the slicing part
>>147266445
ANYBODY WHO PLAYS MATCHMAKING ____________________ SHOULD UNINSTALL CS AND SLIT THEIR WRISTS
JUST LIKE A WHITE DOVE SINGS A SONG SOUNDS LIKE SHES SINGING OOH OOH
>>147266717
If you can't give callouts or contribute to strategies then you're just a burden on your team and shouldn't be playing.
Unless you're some kind of counter strike god with aim and reaction time so inhuman that your pure skill alone is enough to compensate for the fact that you're a fucking retard for playing a team game without a mic. But that's never the case.
>>147265861
im >>147264281, and i dont have you on steam or anything. i just remember that one video from jericho you were in and i remember your webms.
>>147264281
I would post my webms but they are too shit and i cant find them
>>147267212
there's nothing fun about playing a game where it's 4v5 and I'm the only one trying not to lose 16-0I'm just tilted don't take me too seriously
>>147265606
Any tips on what is bad looking kinda rushed this one because im going to the beach with the senpai for the 4th
>>147267493
turn around
>>147267620
turn around
>>147267493
I need a hug, and some confident team mates
and lunch
>>147267724
turn around bright eyes
>>147265327
>>147266568
last desperate bump
>>147267975
i don't know what top do because i'm always in the dark
when living in a powder keg and giving off parks
A friend got csgo just now, I'm supposed to show him the ropes. Any ideas how to do it?
>>147267989
you need to post region and asl my man
>>147268136
-teach him not to walk and shoot like every other shoots wants you to do
-teach him not to push into the enemies as an CT
-teach him to use his range proberly, not shooting an ump at awp range at somebody
-let him practice grenade throws
>>147268136
show him this, and he'll know what to do from there.
>>147267989
>>147268183
oh sorry, EU
>asl?
>>147268136
show him around dust 2, teach him how recoil works, what guns are good, tell him to watch warowl to learn some basics
What the fuck is this Javi vs AyylmaoTech match?
>ey witeboi, pass me some of that ass jajaja
how do you respond?
>>147176313
>cant count 1.6 because i pirated it, about 900h prolly, 120h on source and 649h on GO
>CM Storm Devastator 800 DPI, in game sens 2.13
>60hz
>1280x720 bb native 1366x768
>tuscan
>uhh flipsid3? idk
>jw
>>147176313
>400 on CSGO, probably just a couple on CSS
>Logitech G100s. 400 dpi 1.8 game sens
>144hz
>4:3 stretched
>cache
>don't have on
>they talk about my 1-taps
sometimes I feel like
something is wrong here
something is gone here
I don't belong here
>>147176313 →
>I hope I do this right
> ~880 GO only
> Roccat Kone Pure, sens 1.2, 800dpi
> standard (120?)
> 16:9
> CBBL
> /
> Krimz
>>147176313
>1900
>Logitech G303 (800 dpi/2.5 sens)
>60hz, upgrading to 144hz this week
>1280x960 (stretched)
>Overpass
>TyLoo
>Savage
>>147176313
>955 hours on csgo
>steel series sensei 6/11 windows | 400 dpi | 2 in game
>75hz
>4:3 1024x768 bb
>dust 11
>navi
>seized
do you think i could find someone to pay extra for this???
>>147270374
stickers dont add extra value
if the buyer is looking for said weapon with stickers/ certain stickers they add value
very rare stickers add value nevertheless (Howl Sticker)
>>147270552
how much extra do people tend to pay for rare stickers? also, what are some more examples of rare skins?
>>147270790
barely anything. for stickers, look at what they go for on steam market
>>147270790
take a look into csgo stash -website-
very high value stickers will add value to your weapon
how much they pay depends on the buyer, his nation and other stuff.
I'LL EVENTUALLY GET A KNIFE IF I KEEP OPENING CASES
>>147271130
>his nation
in what way?
>>147271561
The max that Russians and Chinese will pay is 3 cents and that's if they can't successfully scam you
>>147271561
>not me
>>147271649
I noticed that some people of some nations are more generous than others. with some you have to be strict with others more friendly.
>>147272975
globaloffensivetrade
>>147273486
thanks
>15 minutes in queue
>I'm only eagle
what is this hell
>>147229194
>tfw awp was considered the biggest bitch weapon in cs:s and banned on almost every server
>csgo kiddies think its the best gun
please
>>147277038
awp is only balanced in a competitive setting, where money is earned and players will be taking the time to use smokes and flashes.
Majority of CS:S was casual 12v12's. On maps like bestbuy.
>>147277612
don't forget 20V20 OFFICE 24/7 NO AWP NO AK
>>147265553
1. you push the first smoke like an idiot
2. practice on bunny hop
3. don't shoot before you aim like you did at door kill
>>147176313
>126/303/956 1.6/css/csgo
>redragon Centrophrous .5@2000dpi
>60hz
>1024x768
>de_prodigy
>none
>none
FUCKING HELL WHY ARE THERE NO MATCHES BEING PLAYED
>>147280809
There's a major starting on Tuesday you dumb slut
>>147280976
yeah all these tier 3 teams must be so busy preparing for the major
>>147280809
There's plenty of shit to bet on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG10COV6wXA
Our guy uploaded a new SoloQ
>cevo
>>147281673
>complains about smurfs
>proceeds to smurf
who do we stop people from being mean towards people who dont use mics?
Whelp, this redditor just stumped everyone claiming that pros cheat.
https://www.reddit.com/r/VACsucks/comments/4qoh3w/just_kind_of_want_to_prove_a_point/
http://steamcommunity.com/broadcast/watch/76561198314721668
>>147282879
WarOwl is indifferent about smurfing. He only mentioned smurfs since smurfs make up 75% of non prime matchmaking with 24% being cheaters and 1% being actual people trying to play a game.
ffs it's like as soon as i hit dmg, everyone became a fucking cheater.
will prime stop this shit?
>>147283850
Just stay there next time gullible retard.
>>147288173
Shut up you fatass virgin.
>>147288234
I'm 30kg faggot
>>147286470
1% being underageb& who couldn't add steam to their phone, more like.
>>147283850
>this redditor
you have to go back.
>>147288723
but he did...
>>147288667
Bro I can't even afford a smartphone and I've got prime matchmaking. You can literally buy a $40 tracfone and register that number as your prime number.
heres some fresh oc family
stewie "literally our guy" 2k
shit im not so sure if asif is the one on the right or left anymore
ill leave this here just in case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCjv2ugKtj8
Can you be more of a cuck than this guy
>>147290225
he is chinese therefore he is anime therefore he is not our guy
>>147291652
lol what a gay
>muh discrimination
>10 years in theater
>>147291652
>its irrelevant the racist remark is irrelevant but im gonna sit here and make a vid pandering to people with victim complexes
cwispy
>>147291867
hes white
rate my hot b hold
>>147291652
The definiton of a beta cuck numale
>>147268940
>get away from me, you dirty favela monkey
>>147294112
5/5 for the name alone
>>147294112
Needs more Linkin Park/10
so is it just always the case that if a game 9/10s the queue is just fucked? every time it happens to me it just says "waiting for game" and never actually tries to requeue
>genetically bad reaction time
For every kennys there's me :(
how are my picks /magog/?
>>147298232
What the fuck Fer is an ugly motherfucker. Those Brazilian genetics at work.
>>147298232
youre a fucking retard
commando-coldzera
clutch king-niko
ecowarrior-flusha
entry fragger-simple
sniper-GODfallen
a month has passed why is this operation still going on
lets roll-oll
>>147300330
It will end when the weekly shit next ticks over
>>147300417
spotted the toaster user
why am i fucking even alive fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
The P90 rush to get out of Silver meme is real. I thought that shit was just a meme but Silvers literally can't hit anything that is moving.
>>147302419
>have hand tremors
>try to flick to everything to move as little as possible
>melt whenever someone is moving
Is it just me or has there been a major influx of children playing? Is it the sale or just summer?
>>147302851
Sale and summer combined.
>>147302727
It's okay anon. I will be sniping and when someone gets in my crosshairs I start wiggling the mouse for some reason...
>>147302880
It fucking sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c5SMdMgki4
>playing mm
>hacker on the other team
>we lose 1st pistol
>guy on my team goes blatant on round 3 getting 4 one deags
>enemy calls him a hacker
>he denies it and calls himself a smurf
>him and the enemy team accuse each other of hacking the entire game
>one of the enemies literally calling out our positions in all chat when they started losing
when the hell are they going to update vac? the shit's not even a threat at this point.
>get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
>alright i think i will play some csgo today!
>remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
>join
>we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
>pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
>we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
>my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
>on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
>I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits
>>147303915
>shitters who buy defuse kits
Why the fuck does the shooting in this game feel so... unresponsive? I can't see where my bullets are going. The spray is awkward and shitty. BURST FIRING increases your chances of dying because the other faggot is probably spraying you down.
JESUS FUCK!
VALVE PELASE! I just want to see where my fucking bullets are going.
How do you guys think this will play out?
>>147304228
>>147303915
>VALVE PELASE
>Valve please
This is 4chan, not Steam forums.
>>147304408
Here's my predictions. 5/5 solid bet accordingly.
>>147304561
who the fuck are those no names rofl
>>147304674
Bellevue, Nebraska finals. Hoping to get on the radar.
>>147283850
that guy is literally retardeed
>>147304674
is this some new meme or something?
Stuck in a 27-27 5OT match on VEVO
fuck me
>>147283850
They should try having good aim, being at the highest level and then watching their clips back to see just how many times they "le aimlock"
>>147305424
Oh, that explains why some pros have far more "le aimlock" incidences than others.
>>147305516
>every pro that doesn't cheat plays the exact same way
>>147305640
what are you even trying to say
>>147305264 me
Finally won 31-29
3 hours
Gonna kms
How do I man up and stop worrying about random guys online?
I am terrified someone is going to call me bad over mic.
too adjusted to 128 tick for MM
too broke and shitty for ESEA
fill me in on CEVO and FACEIT magog
>>147306950
they suck
hi /csgog/ how do i get over pug anxiety
im in the top 5 of A+ and i got back to the points i had before my string of losses but now im scared of winning
>>147176313
>1125
>logitech g303/2.1 400dpi
>144hz
>1290x900 stretched
>cache
>SK
>fer
>>147306832
your are bad
anyone have a free esea code?
>>147307454
>wanting to be part of a botnet
>>147297993
for every kennys there are hundreds of you
Just bought this game for four bucks since it was the last game to own in the complete valve pack. How fast can I make the money back?
>>147307851
as in drops?
who knows, you might get a very expensive skin, but you will most likely get 0.04 cent skins
>>147306832
grow a spine anime shitter
>tfw continuously getting spinbotters on my team
>>147303915
desu u suck hard if you get beaten by a bizon
>tfw played so much faceit i got cooldown in mm cuz i stabbed my teamm8
Welp, I joined an idle server to just try to farm items and I pressed a button then suddenly tons of achievements. Am I going to be banned from this game?
>>147309490
I would delete the game, then download it again.
be more careful next time anon.
>>147309490
why would you be banned?
>>147309663
Yeah, it was my first time in an idle server because I just planned to farm items to make easy steam wallet dosh.
Then I pressed a button and it gave me tons of kills. I've never been in that type of server even though I've played TF2 since 2006. It felt like I was massively cheating.
>>147309490
>>147309927
You can't get banned for achievement farming.
Hell, there's even a program you can use to force unlock all achievements in any steam game and it still doesn't ban you.
>>147310145
I feel like the VAC system would be against that. Thanks for letting me know.
>>147309167
I have over 3k hours in this game and have seen one spinbot
