clutch burger king edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
JW has come out of the closet
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
anime belongs in the trash
ESL soon, magog!
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>solo queue some game at MG2
>have a decent game, one dude adds me
>we play a couple more games
>whenever we lose the pistol rounds and the next two ecos he constantly complains about how bad our team is or how there's no communication
>proceed to win the games anyway and promote to MGE
>decide I go get some sleep
>next day, I see he leaves me a +rep on my profile, I think it's dumb but otherwise ignore it
>play a couple more games with him since he's online
>I play worse today, miss my shots, standard "that kind of day"
>suddenly he starts PM-ing me mid-game about how he's surprised I ranked up considering how bad I am and how he can't go up the ranks
>this shit tilts more than it should and we proceed to lose the game
>Unfriend him, since I prefer to solo queue rather than have this kind of attitude around me
>log off
>couple of hours later log in steam again, see a new comment on my profile
>it's him writing "boosted"
What's wrong with this community, /csgog/? I get that people get upset when they lose, but going around shitting on your teammates like this surely doesn't help you win more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fU2QG-lV0
>team is winning a comp match
>have to go afk shortly after halftime
>takes longer than I expected
>"You were disconnected due to inactivity"
>alright, reconnect
>join back up literally the moment that we win match point
>get the rankup points and item drop
>number of competitive games won goes from 30 to 31, as expected
>transported back to main menu
>"You failed to reconnect to competitive match"
>24 hour competitive cooldown
Why is it that American MM is much harder skillwise than European MM? I've been playing for a while in American servers and it feels pretty different there. Most people use mics and have vastly faster reflexes compared to Europeans - for example, it feels like I don't have the time to react to a guy popping around the corner when I would demolish him in an euro server. I just played a game with similar skill levels back in EU and I easily top scored with 9 MVPs, would've been vastly different in US East. I can still top score or do close to top score but I have to play really smart and basically never miss a shot.
MAJOR SOOOOOOOOOOON
>>147469314
Americans have more free time to practice whereas Eurpoors have to spend their days cleaning toilets to pay for their TV licenses and refugee assistance taxes.
>>147469314
It's harder to rank up in EU because of the languages. You americans are super lucky that everyone who talks or types in chat do so in English and not in some god forsaken language that nobody understands. Therefore at equiavalent ranks you have better coordonated teams in NA, whereas in EU you have Russian trolls, raging Turks, drunk Poles and irritable Romanians playing, driving the overall skill down.
>>147469803
It's so much easier to carry a team to win in EU which what I'm saying, I'm an European. But it feels like if I do a single mistake in NA server -> bang dead. Can't hold a site for shit.
>>147469294
>playing anything made by valve
You deserved it :)
>>147470058
From my experience every time I played with a team that communicated well my individual game was better too. I was focused on what I had to do and knew the spots I had to check. When playing "blindly" with a bunch of cyka blyats my concentration was split into what I had to do, where my teammates were, the minimap and picking basically every single spot because I couldn't rely on anyone. Because of this I feel that I have so much on my plate that I can't consistently focus on aiming, for example, and my game sense is out of whack since I constantly think at many different things instead of only 2-3.
>>147470953
I couldn't care less about the weapon skin bullshit aspects of CS:GO. Even the drama surrounding it.
You shouldn't either.
>>147471267
>You shouldn't either.
Why?
>>147469235
More people need to watch this!
>>147473369
i think all of us have seen it already fampai
>>147473134
It's a waste of time and money for something completely inconsequential to gameplay you fucking monkey
>>147473574
Look at this "le based 4chan browsing master of virginity" telling people what's waste of time and money. Good shit.
>>147473725
You must be quite angry to start projecting over something this small. Did you get scammed out of a $500 knife today?
>>147473725
>A person posting on a website he likes is being more of a waste than a kid running up his mother's credit card for video game skins
>Says the butthurt skinfag while posting on said website
Audible laughter.
>>147474927
whatever we dont give a fuck what you do
SOON!
mfw owners of csgolotto make 80k usd profit A DAY
>>147475709
what if someone bets 80k and wins
>yfw SK beats both fnatic and G2
>>147475846
then that person would win the other people's skins and CSGOLotto will take their cut of the winnings.
>>147475969
>reddit thinks the monkeys will beat our guys
Check out my vids reddit.
>>147475846
that's the thing
they don't care who wins or loses
they take their cut of every jackpot and every coinflip
and roulette is just csgl themselves getting free skins from people who lose, which they list on websites like opskins and cash out
>>147476616
b-but fnx is my boy
>>147476941
Subhuman please go.
>>147476685
>>147476825
nice smurf! He never stood a chance.
>>147476941
make toast in the bathtub, cucklord
*promotes my own gambling website on youtube*
>>147477229
They actually ended up winning, shat all over me once they were ct.
>>147477238
Can you fuckk off back to whatever gay website Homestuck niggers are exciled to?
>team refuses to communicate
>go afk until they kick me
I can throw too faggots
>reinstall for the first time in 8 months
>add phone number for prime
>6 people in my game have level 3 accounts with < 100 hours
>2 of them blatantly walling, including a guy on my team calling it
>another guy on my team awping people through smoke and walls every round
>still lose
>uninstall
nice game gotards
I remember why I uninstalled now. How the fuck can you subject yourself to this shitfest?
>>147479397
nice blog
>>147478487
they probably had sore throats you insensitive cunt
>>147479589
Yeah sore throats from all they dick they suck while playing
>>147479706
you say that like it's a bad thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC1tH7f441c&t=6m51s
jews will defend this
yo new csgo streamer!11!!!
https://www twitch tv broteam
who ready for csgog to go from dead to 3 generals every hour during the major?
>>147476858
this
its called house edge
t. casino worker
>>147481970
mit dem angriff fnatics wird das alles in ordnung kommen
>>147482119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2oHAsBVdTA
>tfw derank because I get 4 matches in a row of enemies that are blatantly cheating
DUDE NO CHEATERS IN PRIME LMAO
*rips a fat shart and looks around inconspicuously*
>csgo autists getting scammed out of their shekels for years
I always knew there was no hope for people who played go.
>lawsuit soon™®
>>147483219
reported
>>147469235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fU2QG-lV0
HAHAHAHHAHAA
>>147469314
kek
Nice falseflag. Enjoy your inferiority complex.
Also, get a major.
>>147483453
*rubs taint and smells it*
>>147481970
Ehhhh
would you play Counter-Strike 2 magog
>>147484950
fodder is the reverse joe rogan of cs
>>147484950
richard lewis doesn't cast... smdh
>>147479397
I just want you to know I didnt read any of that and hope your mom gets assfucked by a nigger
update inc
>bought a 40 at 7-11 and thedude behind the counter gave me 25c in change cuz he'sa bro
Good indie day desu
why is everyon who plays cache a fucking cheater? its uncanny
>>147487564
cause the map is 90% aim 10% strategy
>>147487443
tfw no bf
>>147487336
OH SHIT NEW UPDATE AND IT REMOVES SKINS ENTIRELY WHAT THE FUCK I SPENT $1.5K ON CASES AND NOW IT'S ALL GONE WHAT THE FUCK
Why is this game so shit
>>147491551
suh dude
>even le british cancer man is talking about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=536&v=8z_VY8KZpMU
CS:GO and Valve are done.
RIP
anyone else watching our guy stewie2k before the major???
>>147494092
i watch him every day
new vid coming out in a hot minute, desu, not very happy with it, but I hope you guys like it. i might upload 2 versions.
>>147494590
dont worry senpai. i got 10 accounts on standby ready to dislike it.
Why isn't LG in this Major?
>>147494773
good, i really had shitty production on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_V_rEgtoYw
flusha is still my favorite
>Cologne 2016 in a couple hours
>Dead thread
Did Overwatch really cause that much damage?
>>147498147
>getting hyped to watch cheaters vs cheaters
kys
>>147497982
i liked it tbhfam
>>147498589
thanks. i liked the idea, but again, i think my production and execution was bad. i might just upload the mini olof shrine with boys are back in town over it since i liked that better
>>147498552
>not just leaving the stream on in the background for a chance of $50 cases
that video was terrible going to give you a thumbs down for that. your parents know you wasted all that ink
>>147499038
what does that have to do with being hyped for it? i just leave the stream muted the background
>>147498147
>tfw havent been on csgo since overwatch released
This game is so dead
WHO /FNX/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls3rD8VfiSY
is it just the stream or can you get drops ingame as well
>>147499625
you can get drops by watching the twitch stream OR watching it ingame on gotv
>>147499625
you have to link your twitch account to your steam to get drops from twitch
>>147499038
>it's an inflated numbers episode because kikes episode again
fucking valve
"""""1.1 million viewers"""""
>>147499153
you baka~!
the whole max hero vs no hero limit just shows that Blizzard is too retarded to get things started and most importantly keep them going
>>147499760
man if that was how you knew blizz was going to be retards about this, let me introduce you to putting out a comp ruleset 2 months after the game came out
>>147499886
tourneys were a thing in closed beta too but it's okay that redditors like you don't know about that
>>147500059
i'm sorry, did you think the "full" release of overwatch was a beta?
i think ill watch it in game bc twitch shits on itself for me.
>>147501380
i remember (2 majors ago) when in game was the trashest of the trash xd
>>147501380
ingame is better desu
they actually upgraded gotv to be 128 tick before the last major so it's more accurate than watching a stream, some updates were also released recently with changes to gotv that will probably improve it even more
Will there be cases drops during this major?
>>147501550
yes
it's on in 2 bongs, right?
I miss columbus when the games were on at a reasonable time
>tfw almost at 700 matchmaking wins
all solo q too
time for esea
>>147501847
Columbus had way more hype than this imo.
>>147501852
yeah but whot ranku
First time ever buying a gunskin.
Have $3.22, what should I buy?
Also who wants to rank up from silver, I'm from Asia.
>>147502136
i'll queue with u but not right now (major hype get drunk) and i'll make you play on us servers
>>147502202
You still haven't answered my first question
what part of asia?
G-Guys, will CSGOLounge be alright??
>>147502258
Same part that has Tyloo
>>147502136
>322
>from Asia
heh.
>>147502253
oh, one of these
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/M4A1-S%20%7C%20Blood%20Tiger%20%28Minimal%20Wear%29?filter=katowice%202014
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/M4A1-S%20%7C%20Blood%20Tiger%20%28Factory%20New%29?filter=katowice%202014
who are you betting on lads?
>>147502705
>it's fucking real
>>147502593
I am not good with the A1-S, in silver its low ammo capacity is less desirable because i get bumrushed by run-shooters all the time
>>147502705
BASED
>>147502861
get a nice skin with dank stickers, something like an a1s forces you to get good with it to see the skin, so you'll be forced to eco and not rush and shit.
>>147501949
I think the skins scandal was perfectly timed to hype the major a bit
also, spunj is going to be casting, so that's nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaUBtvAOJZk
THIS SMUG MOTHERFUCKER
![stdin_snapshot_04.01_[2016.07.05_01.19.14].png](https://i.imgur.com/fHBe08J.jpg "stdin_snapshot_04.01_[2016.07.05_01.19.14].png")
our cunt is streaming
twitch.
tv/spunj
r ureadyuuuuuu
wtf how did i get banned in the esl chat i never said anything
>>147505627
>caring about twitch chat ever
>>147505363
i love how he's just talking to some rand aus pug dude and they went to the same high school
australia is small, ofc theyre all going to know each other
i don't think there's anyway Dignigs beat Asstralis. But the odds are so shitty it's worth a small on Dig tbqhfam
>>147504391
on his own channel with no drops
>>147506049
just open the stream in the background on mobile quality
Last chance to make the correct team picks /magog/
>>147506049
pizza > drops
>>147506132
i'm doing in game with his stream in back ground
>>147506151
>he actually bought stickers for a chance at a shitty pin
honestly wow
>>147468454
i miss when harveyfag shitposting shitted up these threads :'(
>>147506151
i have a feeling that TL will shit on envyus
>>147505363
I want our cunt to get good and start playing on pro level again.
He was the best shitposter.
i want to start playing cs go but can it run on a intel core i3?
>>147506454
he ain't that sick of a cunt csgo wise tho
>>147506519
I'm running it with an old Athlon x2 and get a good 60+ fps on extremely low settings
>>147506519
i run on intel core 2 duo and i got consistent 10 fps on nuke and crash
>>147506519
i5 can give you 60+ fps on dust2 without a gfx card
Let's go frag some noobs /csgog/
>>147506761
I'm all out of gamerfood
are the matches actually starting now or what?
I want to play some more overwatch
>>147506620
>>147506757
>>147506749
so it will it run on very low settings then?
>>147507125
yeah, it's gonna be your bottleneck though
>>147507125
you should be fine, i only have 10 fps on nuke, rest are 60fps - 100fps
anyone else having trouble joining gotv strums?
ITS FUCKING OVERPAS THIS STEAM SO DELAYED
Is this gambling shit a conspiracy to kill off CSGO?
>Spunj casting on his stream
yes
i haven't been following the scene for a long while, did asstrails really kick cajun for some noname?
>>147507558
kayjerbye is not a no-name
>>147507558
Traded him for kjaerbye but glaive is standing in for some reason.
>Open twitch on 2 tabs in firefox
>2.5gb memory usage after 30 minutes
epic
>>147507749
>>147507636
ye that makes more sense, ty
>>147507785
>not using livestreamer
you have to go back.
>>147507894
And not get drops?
>>147507992
pretty sure it works if you're logged into chat
DEVVE
E
W
E
>>147508014
So just open up the chat tab only? has anyone here gotten drops with just the chat tab open?
>>147508084
>tfw only the good teams play at the end of the day.
>>147508221
heyo reddo
GOD GLAIVE
4 accounts here
>>147508395
well memed
pistols are fucking dumb as fuck
do i need prime for drops? might use a 3rd account i have
>>147508547
>dig literally getting caught throwing nades against pistol rushes
>>147508157
Over 4 majors I've never gotten a drop with either twitch linked to my steam or watching directly through CS.
There are no drops.
ESL is the industry leader so we don't have to worry about anyone cheating at this major r-right guys?
>>147508632
I feel you bro, I have watched every single major and I have gotten maybe 2 drops. You have to be really fucking lucky to get one.
>>147508632
Most of drops for these majors go to me and my 500000 bot accounts
>>147508635
Konfig is still being allowed to play so I would say yes, nothing to worry about :^)
>>147508635
Yeah they sure are trust worthy like these people who don't say they don't own these gambling sites! This industry is FULL of honesty and nice people!
>>147508632
>tfw my first/last drop was back when drops first got introduced
>mute stream and decide to nap because had to get up at 6.30 am
>dozing off
>CAFE LATTE SO FRESH
>fucking advertisement playing sound even despite stream being muted
cool fucking shit you niggers im pretty sure its illegal to do that shit
>>147508632
>>147508696
my tinfoil hat tells me that it prioritizes new accs over old ones
I enjoy watching the majors.
>>147508635
SK are there, so no, cheating is allowed
>>147508786
said no one ever
>>147508786
group stage? meh
playoffs, yes fammie
>>147508786
me too
t. Flusha's programmer
guys my gf saw me watching esl and she told me to stop watching videogames and also that I need to stop playing them less
she's upstairs now what should I do
>>147508829
>>147508858
Nah really, I do. I don't pay attention to the Esports scene outside of the majors. I don't watch Eleague or any of that. Therefore, I don't get exhausted of it.
I just like watching people frag each other when the stakes are high.
>>147508941
>gf
???????????????????
>>147508696
>>147508758
It's true though, russians have shit loads of bots they use for majors to get drops
>csgo on sale for 5$
>1 drop is at least 5$
>multiple majors a year
Friendly reminder that Swedes are alpha males that dominates in CS
>>147508758
My account is around 6 years old.
>>147508723
At least you know it worked once.
>>147509003
nice to see that sweden was "white" even in 2001
>>147484950
I once played dota with fodder
didnt even realize it was him but he was the saltiest man alive and then he added me afterwards
>>147509073
I've never seen another man doing so much brain gymnastics, even back in 1.6
>>147508941
just fuck her until she agrees with whatever you think is right
>>147508941
tell her skines are serious business
>>147508941play videogames
>>147508941
dump her??
why do you even have a gf?
relationships are so a millennia ago
>>147508941
>not dating boys
but they're zero maintenance?
spunj just gave up on dig so hard
KARRIGANNNA
what do you guys think a csgo tournament where nobody is allowed to cheat would look like?
>>147508941
You are going to let your fucking girl boss you around like you are a child?
Let that bitch know that she isn't number one in your life. Take some advice from Patrice my friend, women need to know their fucking place in a relationship.
Konfig you next level cunt.
Anders subtly shitting on Glaive lol
>>147508941
>gf
>>147509369
flash the motherfucker, do it do it do it do it
>>147509420
I missed it what did he say?
>>147509628
"I know I kinda started the rumor that Astralis would want to keep Glaive depending on his performance but... honestly I really doubt that's gonna happen now".
A little paraphrased.
>rubino spotting a player across the map
>QUICK TURN XRAY OFF OR GET OFF THAT PLAYER
Why doesn't spunj talk more funny, isn't he australian?
>>147509695
HE WANTS TO BECOME A """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""PROFESSIONAL"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" CASTER
>>147509695
Hes speaking like a normal aussie what are you talking about?
>>147509756
Analyst, he knows he'd be shit at casting
>tfw my gf (male) would rather play overwatch than cs
>>147509362
>tfw I listen to the black phillip show once a year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJRfl_EUkoE
>having matches at 11am
stoppu stoppu
>ESL going on
>ded thred
FUCK OVERWATCH
Where is DOSIA
Post your DOSIA pls
>>147509837
which hole do you prefer stuffing on your m-gf, the suck hole or the fuck hole
I'm getting sleepy, /csgog/...
>>147509918
dont
>>147509826
whoops
>>147509918
is that one of those yanko memes
>>147509912
The boipuchi
>>147509695
where is he? a lan center because his home connection is too shit?
>>147509678
kek gla1ve was topfragging after device, whats anders going on about?
>>147509867
>patrice fans in /csgog/
Life just got alittle bit better.
>betting on majors
everyone knows t2/3 matches have better odds, baka~~
Once again the players are sitting across from eachother meaning they can flashbang and see their faces
E V E R Y T H I N G
>roasting gla1ve
LUL
I woke up feeling like I was on the moon
>>147510080
Who's ready for our guy Hazed?
>>147510096
I woke up like I need a hunnit goon
>>147510061
majors groups are literally the best gambling opportunity in existence, just underdog every single time
this strategy has literally gone positive at every single major since csgol started
>just went almost all in on Gambit
h-hold me lads
why does flipsid3 players look the same even if i flip half their faces around?
>>147469235
theres absolutely nothing wrong with gambling
>>147510232
thank 4 skine
>>147510305
symmetry = attractive
flipside = cute boys
cute boys = attractive
>>147510305
l m a o
>>147510169
who?
>spunj just casually shitting on america
nice country
>44mb update
what could it be o_0
>>147510395
j e e k o
i'm gay :)
>>147510475
What's that called? Fetal alcohol syndrome or something?
was YNK lobotomised?
who /crazy/ here and bet on clg i want to feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
why do I hate spunj so much? I find something about him so annoying and loathesome
>>147510520
his entire family was killed infront of him
guys i betted NA
>>147510438
America is a meme country to Australians.
>>147510520
nah he's just a nu-beta male
