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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/

>The Oversheet (Damage values and other numbers)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards (Unofficial)
https://masteroverwatch.com

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
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First for femhog
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is there a penalty for leaving during the play of the game/match?
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>>147513121
I would pay shekels for Leon skins
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Be honest, how frequently do you guys leave games mid-match?
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>>147513068
> A white man teaching a black kid how to be educated and smart.
The benefits of slavery in one innocent picture
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>mercy is secretly evil

Kind of retarded but not bad.
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>always play a few warmup games of QP before Ranked
>lost 5 consecutive hours of QP tonight
holy shit I've never been so tilted. no fucking ranked for me
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>>147513130
>filename
She's not, she's petite and Streetsow is just huge.
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>>147513165
Never ever.
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>>147513165
i've never left a game
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>>147513165
never. even when i spiraled out of control from 61 to 55 rank. this matchmaking is no joke, completly silent random team vs a 6 man stack that seem to communicate telepathically
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POST WINSTONS
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>>147513176
>Pharmercy

GODDAMMIT
WHY WON'T THEY STOP
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This has been 6 of my 10 placement matches

people leaving and it never gets filled in

Wonder what rank im getting when I have 7 losses and 3 wins
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>>147513158
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Okay, I got rank 35 after placement matches (I had useless faggots in each of those games). After that EVERY FUCKING GAME I had useless assholes in my team who DID NOTHING. I was like only one who tried. Also nice servers Blizz, got disconnected like five times.
Now I am at fucking rank 18 while game still gives me retarded scum. I had 76% on Overbuff before that scam (aka competative) was launched.
Nice game/
Nice game
Nice game
Nice game
Fuck yourself Blizzard
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>>147513165
never
my only leave was my party leader getting butthurt
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>>147513265
>rank 18
I could literally solo carry games under level 40
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Do you guys sit with both feet planted on the ground, or with your legs crossed in some way?
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Don't expect any happy end in that story, this is just war.
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>Drink coffee so I can actually be alert when playing Overwatch
>Now more sleepy
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Is there ever a reason to not run a Zarya?
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>>147513176
Dear god
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>>147513296
scatter cancer is broken that's not d've being shit
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>>147513316
Criss-cross applesauce style for vidya because I squirm around a lot. ADHD a bitch.
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>>147513316
My left or right leg resting on the other leg while im leaning back

maximum back comfy
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>>147513176
>broken halo
I WANT IT
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>>147513340
defence payloads
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>>147513296
>he keeps posting a webm of him being retarded
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I do all my winning in quick play and all my losing in ranked. Why?
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>>147513165
like 1 in every 10 matches or so. It's never completely out of spite, usually it's mixed with the match is just complete shit and I'm wanting to make tea or take a piss anyways so I just leave
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>>147513265
>got disconnected like five times.

Run the launcher as admin. You're welcome. But is this the elo hell that the legends of old talked about?
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>>147513321
dehydration
drink more water retard
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>>147513316
I'm disabled.
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>>147513369
Why?
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Played bastion in every mode
the robot tears up people in soloq why havent people hopped on the DEEPS train yet
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>>147513397
But I'm
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>>147513374
It's not him. It's pulled from Reddit.
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>>147513130
>Roadhog
>wearing eyeliner
>wearing eyeshadow
>grooming her eyebrows

???
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>>147513447
not enough bitch
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>>147513431
should I ask how this photo was taken?
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>>147513316
I usually place my feet on the ground but i have a smaller chair for inbetween games where i can put my feet up.
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>>147513378

Are you unwilling to sacrifice and play tryhard instead of what you want in ranked? Because that's what it takes to win.
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>>147513494
Probably not.
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>streamers already have smurf accounts.
How sad baka.
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ALRIGHT I FOUND A DEFINITE COUNTER TO ZARYA STACKING

>PICK GENJI
>TELL THE OTHERS TO PICK HANZO AND MEI, ALSO TANK SHOULD BE D.VA
>TELL THEM YOU'LL FLANK ONE OF THE ZARYA
>USE E WHEN ONE OF THEM SHOOTS YOU
>TELL D'VA TO READY HER BARRIER
>NOW GO TO YOUR DAD'S GARAGE AND PICK THE NEAREST WRENCH
>GO BASH YOUR FUCKING CPU TO PIECES AND SLIT YOUR WRIST THEN SPLATTER YOUR BLOOD ALL OVER IT
>TAKE A PIC WITH YOU SMILING AND A WRITING OF "NERF ZARYA" WITH YOUR BLOOD AND SEND IT TO BLIZZARD
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>>147513165
I only left once, when I forgot I had a loot box until after the game had started
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>>147513431
>that chewed up bottle cap and ring
>that nasty ass keyboard
you fucking disgust me
I don't like being reminded of myself
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>>147513165
QP? Sometimes.
Comp? Never.
I only leave at the start if the team is doing something stupid. Like the time they all picked Bastion on Attack. Why would you fuck around in Comp? That's what QP is for.
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>>147513176
>secretly
ya ok anon
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>>147513441
I find him very boring to play even when wracking up giant multikills / tons of damage
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>>147513473
Roadhog already wears nailpolish; not too farfetched
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>People chimping out and acting like cunts over me being an offensive Bastion

holy shit kill urself
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>>147513143
anyone?
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>>147513640
It has to be dirt or some shit. I refuse to believe that that is nail polish.
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>>147513560
kek, why they have smurfs when literally 50 and 70 is same skill. Even in 40 i haven't seen any difference.
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>>147513165
mid game typically never because I've seen enough comebacks

during assembly sometimes if the composition is stupid retarded like lmao hanzo widow tracer genji plz tank plz healer :))))
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>>147513587
>>147513587
I've cleaned it since then, along with everything else.
Also got a new mouse mat.
Still chew on those plastic bits though. Can't help it.
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>>147513441
wrong pic xd
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>>147513143
after the victory/defeat screen ur free to leave
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>>147513614
She's trying to save lives. Plus, it explains why you can die during a mission and come back countless times.
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D.Va is a bit underpowered but she isn't nearly as underpowered as people pretend she is.
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>>147513165
I only play QP so I'm fine with leaving if I need to, but since I don't have to take the game seriously I never quit out of spite or losing
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>you can literally macro 76 fire so it has 0 spread while doing full auto at high framerate
>blizz cant detect that
nice game owbabs
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>>147513681
>when literally 50 and 70 is same skill
hah...
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>>147513673
For leaving only one no, leaving
repeatedly will leave you in a low prio pool until you leave rate is low enough again and you will practically receive no exp during that time.
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>>147513653

your team or the enemy team?
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>>147513653
fuck off you useless cunt
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>>147513653
>tfw pick Symetra on offense
>tfw even done a few KotH rounds as symetra
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>>147513708
thanks anon
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>>147513721
Yes she is. She only stands a chance against heroes who can't headshot. Everyone else completely stomps on her.
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>>147513717
>wearing battle gear and has her pistol out
>tender face with drinks served

I'm getting mixed messages from this pic desu.
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>>147513653

Totally depends on circumstances. We're you sucking? Was this ranked? Did you pick it into Genji/Pharah on point A Numbani prior to unlocking the payload?
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>>147513165
I've got exactly 500 wins in quick play and around 43 wins in competitive, at rank 63.
I've NEVER left a single game.
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>>147513762
faggot tanks are good
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>>147513676
No fuck you. The MadMax bros are totally painting their nails inbetween merc missions.

In the wastelands you get to do whatever you want to do and only your bros will know.
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>>147513653
If you play Bastion on Assault or KOTH maps you should end yourself
Payload/Mix is fine tho'
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why is d.va so terribly designed holyshit everything is wrong with her
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>>147513176
>'tis

I can't get over it
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>>147513564
There no definite counter to even single Zarya.
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>>147513771
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>play comp with 4 other friends
>one random level 97 dude joined us
>he picked Reaper
>whenever he kills someone he would read random bible verse on voice chat
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Punch kid hero when?
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>>147513741
It's not like it's cheating. it's just a lazy shortcut
you can easily learn to take your finger off of left click with practice
do you think macros don't exist in literally any other game? that one isn't even complex at all
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>>147513860
Doomfist my man
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>Gold elims
>Gold dmg
>potm every match literally

Is it my fault that we lose? I shit talk to fuck but god damn I always have these 3 and people still say its my fault
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>>147513849
things that never happened with Anonymous.
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>see video of Roadhog player hooking a mercy, then saying "hi" after every time.
>start doing this to enemies
>they all start saying hi back.

Roadhog is adorable.
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What if Hanzo looked like this?
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>>147513762
>>147513823
see
>>147513703
???
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>>147513849
OOOHHH SHIT I KNOW THAT GUY
Fucker creeped the fuck out of me, had to turn down the volume
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>>147513751
i didnt mean leaving during the game
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Can servers be killed in this game? My game just closed for no reason
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>>147513906
He'd still be shit.
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>>147513797
No I was the best. People were crying.
>>147513823
shut the fuck up
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>>147513849
>playing on EU
>Soldier 76 spouts German nursery rhymes after kills
>with a dumbass Saxon accent
>tfw ACH WAS MUSS MAN OFT VON BÖSEN / KINDERN HÖREN ODER LESEN / WIE ZUM BEISPIEL HIER VON DIESEN / WELCHE MAX & MORITZ HIEßEN
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>>147513771
She's a nightmare to deal with on that nepal sanctum map provided she can set up. At least, not even Winston can carry his shit team if you make your turret nest and teleporter in that hideout by the control point since your team can body him so fast.
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>>147513906
I would play her.
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>>147513906
are u stupid she doesnt even have a fucking bow of course she would be worse
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>>147513961
Things that never happened with Anonymous.
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>>147513906
Nice Shanzo. Would play. Would fuck. Would marry maybe
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>>147513717
"save lives" is a weird way to spell ''make monsters''
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>>147513927
oh, sorry, read it wrong, yes, it counts as a leave because the game is teachnically in progress, you can leave once you are in the cards/medals screen.
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>>147513880
Would that mark the first time a black superhero became white in a popular fictional work?
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>>147513880
I want to main Doomfist.
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just play another game anon
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>>147513771
>playing symmetra
>get speedboosted through the chokepoint in hanamura
>kill a roadhog
>kill a mercy and a torb with that 120 dps deathray
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>doing well in a game finally might win
>carrying my team like a good monkey, push killed their entire team last point
>ok now we attack
>game glitches out
>all I see is just this
>can't do anything
>have to force close
>lose game
>rank goes down even lower

G R E A T G A M E
I want to die
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>>147512343
i need sauce on this
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I thought I was getting memed on until I encountered a true pocket healer on the enemy team. Holy shit that dude literally on their pharah, and then bastion. He would never switch to heal someone else, only rez when the other was dead etc. Worst thing was it took a while for my team to try to separate them. Healsluts need to seriously fuck off.
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>>147514007
To be fair, if you could revive people you would probably do it once or twice, especially if they would come back with superpowers.
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>>147514017
thats dumb as shit

though one guy said it doesn't count, and an official post on the forums said you can leave after the victory/defeat screen
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>>147514007

wtb reaper hatefucking mercy so hard she turns into her imp skin
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Alright i think i need to git gud with Pharah, any tips?
Tried to keep myself afloat but god damn hitting directly is hard and whenever i land somewhere i'd get fucked by other heroes
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>>147514127
what if your mother orbited my dick
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>>147514003
>play on Mexico servers
>reaper actually gibes me tortilla thru voice chat

ITS TRUE I SWARE
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>>147514007
She turned Genji into a cyborg and inmediatly made him take down his own clan in return. Genji had to leave Overwatch and seek guidance because of how uncomfortable he was in his new body. That's a pretty dick move.
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>>147514127
She'd still be shit.
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>>147514127
what if you killed yourself dude
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>>147513319
That's fucking badass
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>>147514127
But she doesn't. She's a fat cow.
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Why is genjii so tanky?
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>>147514007
Her failure to bring Reyes back correctly probably drove her to finally get it right.
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>>147513614
ya ok
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>>147514007
Genji is pretty chill, though that's mostly thanks to Zeny.
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>>147514127
>slutty velma with freezing powers
>Mfw
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quickplay is such a shitshow but atleast people enjoy themselves
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>>147514239
That's Mei already she's just fat.
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>>147514069
>Attack on Hanamura
>run off from point A when it's halfway capped
>go setup teleporter and 6 turrets in the upstairs hallway right above the control point
>our team just flows nonstop until victory
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>useless hanzo
>switches to genji
ree
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>>147514157
>His own clan
It was an organized crime syndicate who probably raped, murdered and pillaged the innocent.
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>>147513473
Have you never seen those trailer trash fat women? Garishly loud eyeliner and make up to pull attention away from their massive blubber and cottage cheese body.
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I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME

HOW DO I STOP PLAYING?

HELP
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>>147514341
Take up a hobby learning Japanese and Korean at the same time.
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>>147514325
It's still his family m8.
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>>147513068
Please tell me one of you glorious heroes went through and made a collection of Stefania Ferrario's stuff with her pink hair
i had to make a pinterest account just to view some of her shit but it wont even let me save.
its fucking annoying.
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Which Overwatch had the hardest life?

A lot of them have had it rough
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>>147514329
Roadhog is literally homeless how would he get makeup
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>>147514157
more accurately, that was probably Morrison's idea. Mercy just wanted to save him.
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skrrrt
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>>147514223
what about >>147514157 then?
>>147514195
that didnt stop her from manipulating thes she brings back (genji)
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Why don't people understand that it's okay to switch character mid-match? That changing your picks is a huge part of the game? If what you're doing isn't working, fucking switch, I don't care that you're a Hanzo main, you're dead-weight. Pick for our comp and situation you talentless shitter.
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>king of the hill
>lose round 1 because we capture it then run off it and die instead of defending it
>also because they have a pharah that we're just pretending doesnt exist and hoping she goes away

>round 2
>do the exact same thing
>lose again

who could have foreseen
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>>147514419
i love this meme
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>>147514325
>organized crime
>raped, murdered and pillaged the innocent
you dont know what organized crime is, do you
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>>147514419
why is it mirrored?
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>>147513130
Junkrat should be only like half a foot shorter than roadhog if he/she is standing up right. Junkrat is a rail thin mutant.
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>>147514387
easily Reaper
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>Genji pops his ult to 1v1 me as Mei
>Freeze his ass up and kill him
>Wave to his corpse
>Genji has left the game
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>>147514394
Roadhog is literally a criminal, he could just steal it.
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>>147514394
By stealing it. Look at the stuff those two took from people on their world tour. He even hooked the back door of an icecream truck because he didn't want to pay for icecream.
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>>147512556
on my last match I got 56 objective elims and still got barely any rank

I was junkrat. I doubt I could've been more useful to my team
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I got rank 49 with 6 losses and 4 wins
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>>147514481
what a shitty genji
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>>147514430
seems like this guy is doing pretty well playing one guy
>>147513703
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>>147514527
I got rank 58 with 6 losses and 4 wins
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Post fresh and spicy salt

>They get mad when you pick offense Bastion or Sym

Git GUD
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>>147514505
He'd be dead in a few seconds thanks to me ramming a few icicles up his face.
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>>147514489
>>147514491
how do you nerds know so much about the lore and how do i learn too
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Why doesnt Junkrat get a proper leg instead of the peg he has?
Him and Roadhog could easily steal a really good prosthetic or force somebody to make a custom one
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>>147513564
Or, just go winston. Seriously, ran into an all zarya group, they won first round, me and a friend went winston and they lost hard afterwards. 2 winstons were enough to counter 6 zaryas.
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>>147514189

Outside of deflect, he really isn't.
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>>147514454
I'm going to assume it's similar to the yakuza, the jappanese crime syndicate.
Dabbling in weapons dealing, selling drugs, murder and extorting money from business owners would make you some pretty bad dudes.
>>147514372
EVIL.
EVIL FAMILY
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>>147514127
there would be no more hunger left in this world
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>>147514481
>kill genjis 1v1 all day as symmetra
>he keep coming back for more

Even better when you lead them into turrets while already buttfucking them with the water gun
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>>147514189
he's not tanky, he's slippery
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>>147514558
...Does Roadhog look like an upstanding citizen to you? At best he's a junker and probably has a bunch of stuff. Fuckers is shooting nails and bottlecaps at people, he could probably find a stash of makeup somewhere if he wanted.
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>>147514454
>>147514630
don't forget human trafficking.
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>>147514590
he needs a leg that can take a fall

and he's a junk head so he makes his own stuff
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How do I stop getting so angry at the retards at quickmatch? I know its just meaningless but still. If I see another double hanzo double genji widow team I might just lose it.
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>>147514590
because OMNIC SCUM
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>people think mccree is bad now
his M1 is a ranged tank buster
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> play Reaper on offense, a class I hardly play
> defense is bad
> I get trapped by Junkrat trap 6 feet in front of entire enemy team
> press q and wipe them while taking no damage
> sneaking up and killing them left and right
> jump down and q them all again
> pick thm off around the cart for the win
> 'Which of my ults got POTG, first or second'
> my POTG rolls
> 'the second.'
> 'NICE JOB PRESSING Q. I WONDER IF REAPER WOULD EVER GET POTG IF IT WEREN'T FOR PRESSING Q
> Entire enemy team ragequits

why didn't anyone tell me it was this easy to troll teams as Reaper
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>>147513640
Supposedly it's grease. But if they wanted to convey that, they should've dirtied up his fingers. My guess is necrotic nail tissue, and they should fall off but roadhog is a mutant now.
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>>147514590
Junkrat is a junker, they make their shit and they're proud of it.

Also his limbs are probably stuck on at this point.
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>>147514739
>35 damage per shot
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>>147514558
Google and some dialogue. I thought the games had the short bios posted somewhere but maybe that just the beta or something. Really though, you can find a good summary on Yotube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi6lHSKjHcc

This series of videos for most heroes. It's cool to hear ingame stuff that you might've missed on top of having any comics and stuff summarized for you. The cool thing about knowing those little bits of lore means some conversations make sense. Like when people talk about Junkrat and his treasure.
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>>147514739
which tank is that exactly? rein? barrier, hog? just got hooked, winston? barrier and jumped away, enjoy doing 35 dmg with every shot since they are no longer close to you

also zarya just kills you if she has her shield as will d.va if your flash is on CD
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>>147514360
What do you think I am some kind of nerd?
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>>147514787
40
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>>147514378
anyone?
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>>147514750
>defense reaper teleports above the arch on second point of anubis
>hear him do this
>fly up and boop him off as pharah
>he asks how I knew he was there

I don't understand how that dude was rank 64.
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>>147514876
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>>147514378
Who is this and why do I need more of her in my life
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>>147514875
he does 70 dmg in close range and half from long distances, cant even one shot zenyatta or tracer with a close range headshots, there are 4 pistols better than his and they are all side arms, not much of a gunslinger is he now?
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>>147514750
Well done

Now how about you stop sneaking around looking for kills and get on the fucking objective you piece of shit?
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>>147514908
>>147514939
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>>147514876
>she actually dyed her bush pink

HELLA lewd
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>>147514069
>symmetra on king's road
> get behind enemy team, super soaker 3 of them to death, and place turrets just behind the archway
The best.
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>>147514876
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>>147514684
hes a nice guy
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>>147514958
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>>147514770
That's why I'm going the nailpolish route. Too clean to be grease or motor oil or anything and not dirty enough to be undernail grime or whatever. I'm assuming whoever was on nail duty for the characters only did female fingers before this. Which is odd because Roadhog's hands are bulky.

Fuck now I'm unsure about my nailpolish theory.
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>>147514378
>>147514876
>look up her twitter
>she even openly points out that she looks kinda like zarya
kinda neat
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>>147514945
well his revolver is hitscan which is a pretty big deal buddy
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>>147514430
I feel like Blizzard made this game expecting the average player to have a grasp of all the heroes.

Instead we got autists who main heroes and autists who will not switch off even if there is a better alternative for than their hero.
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>>147514101
How can they be sluts when they were true to their partner?
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>>147514951
lol but you have to balance disrupting the enemy's defense and pushing the cart. I was part of the reason the cart was smooth sailing
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>>147514980
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>>147514378
>>147515008
https://twitter.com/stefania_model/status/715751629102923778
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>>147514902
I'm convinced people don't play with their sound on or can't grasp the concept of audio queues.
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76 has no good voice lines.
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who the FUCK thought penalising the winning team for rage quits was a good idea, I've won all my games today and not even moved up a rank because of all the leavers

baffling
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>See two tracers running around trying to plink each other with their spread pistols
>Don't even attempt to kill them
No point when they are dashing everywhere, just letting them have their fun
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>>147515008
>she has fanart
>a whole undiscovered set of "zarya" fanart
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>>147515014
A hero you are good with>enemy counter hero

EVERY TIME

DEAL WITH IT YOU DUMB FAGGOT
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>>147515140
get off my lawn is good
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>>147513068
>don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
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>Play D.va.
>Gets alot of abuse by team mates

I just find her fun to play....
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>>147515173
>not jpg:orig
come on, son
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Would you a bee
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>teams are 3 decent players, 3 total shitters
>game is unplayable if you don't play S76

Nice matchmaking Blizzard.
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>>147515173
oh this rabbit hole goes deep
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>>147515140
You didn't make the cut.
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>>147515140
If you don't get off my lawn with this dumb shit I swear anon I will come to your next ranked game and fuck you up
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>>147515243
>Every single team member tells D.va to switch
>She says fuck you and keeps on playing it

SWITCH YOU FUCK
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>tfw computer too shit to handle this at 60 fps
>even at lowest settings framerate locked to 30 I still get drops

fps config to make the game look even more shit when
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>Carry hard
>Murder like a machine
>Always stick to the objective
>Lock out ults

>Lose
>Go to 52

>Play like a retard
>Pick Zenyatta, D.Va, whatnot, and do essentially nothing
>Bumble around, get lost in places that I have no idea how I got into

>Winstreak
>58

I don't fucking understand

When team unga, me bunga, we lose

When team bunga, me unga, me win

????
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>leave game during assembly
>join new game
>puts me in the same game I just left

FIX YOUR GAME
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>>147515272
I'd my D in her va
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>>147515330
forced 50
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>>147514142
Watch boo's guide
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>>147515253
yeah,
twitter aint my thing, im just there for the sweet zarya stuff.
your more than welcome to correct my stuff though
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>>147515307
NEVER!

It's a matter of principle and waifus now.
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>>147514980
for you
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>d.va has to be up close to deal meaningful damage
>gets "outskilled" by every character through simply running around her
>mccree can just spam AD AD infront of her and critbox her to death
>zarya just cuts through her while running circles
who designed this trashcan i really want to know
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>>147515330
The game is more about team structure and everyone being good as a whole. You can have an impact on the game but you can't carry an entire team like in Call of Duty
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>>147515350
stop joining a second after you left you idiot
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you blizzardshills can stop pretending to like this piece of shit game now, I'm on to you
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>Hard cooldown on Mercy res of 20 seconds for each person resurrected
>OT timer can never be reset, only stalled
>The team that completed the objective faster gets to vote on if they want to attack or defend in SD
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>>147515375
just replace the jpg:large you get when copying image links on twitter with jpg:orig and you'll get the original image size
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>>147515010
So is soldier's rifle while he has other utility McCree does not. Toblerone's rivet gun does the same damage as McCree's revolver, and while not being hitscan, has a buckshot option.

I do like McCree, but every time I play him I have the thought in the back of my mind that I should just be playing Soldier instead. Flashbang is WAY too circumstancial, and I think the period of time where McCree was OP trained Teacers and Genjis to be careful about placement, which really nullifies the only thing McCree's flashbang did. He's okay at Mercy-guard I guess.

Really feels like Bliz wanted a cyber cowboy, but didn't want to design a solid kit for one.
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>>147515010
hitscan is bad when there is bad tick rate and lag, you cant aim and click and assume you hit anything, you literally have to predict their movements, which means you might as well be shooting projectiles except your bullets dont have huge hit boxes
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What are the worst 3 heroes? Trying to pick a main
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>>147515307
>>147515243
>Play D.Va on attack
>team says I should switch
>tell them I know what I'm doing
>boost past the defenses and start back capping.
>enemy turns around to stop me, which crumbles their front line, letting my team shoot them in the back while they try to shoot me.
>Do the exact same thing on the second point, only this time I have my ult
>team commends me for my objective time card

I hope I like the changes they make to her, I'd like it if I still enjoyed playing all the tanks.
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>>147515375
oh my fucking god
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>>147515407
>Gimped for using your ult in good situations
>Not just letting the people who do it faster win
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>>147515330
You answered your own question

You can be unga, but if team bunga, you're fucked. You can be bunga, but if team unga, well, 5 > 1
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>>147515310
Don't bother

Game is cancer
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Do I buy Junebug? It's an okay skin, but I feel like there's better legendaries.

D.Va is my second most played hero, I want a good skin for her. But I dunno. The gold body suit is pretty sexy.
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>>147515140
YOUNG PUNKS YOUNG PUNKS YOUNG PUNKS!
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>>147515438
mario
luigi
D.Va or Zen depending on how your aim is.
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>>147515502
I dunno. I'm team Junker personally.
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>>147515502
b.va is cuter
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>>147515438
Genji
Hanzo
Zenyatta
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>Hyper is Widowmaker, get this shit all game

post salty chat
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>>147515502
J U N K E R
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/owg/ - model obsession general
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