>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>146846460
first for our boy shoxie
shara pic
nice
http://www.hltv.org/news/18168-esl-to-host-event-in-so-paulo
Who's ready for the first stabbing/riot/beheading in e-sports history after SK get upset?
4nd for our lad scr3ann
me and my niggers tryna get it you bish
>play mm with 5 man
>encounter hacker and a closet hacker
>their team is trash talking
>4 of us toggle
>win game
7th for best ak
Does some1 have the pic of zeus when he has his eyebrows raised and his fucking lips pouting? Had it saved but lost it.
>>147009464
He's just good at RNG, dude.
There has been too much violence, too much pain, but I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your site, the bomb, the guns, and the whole map, and we'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the map. Just walk away and there will be an end to the match.
>>147009464
YUNG STEW
>>147009464
yung sew(age)
>>147006604
(((sh0x))) bless
>>147010397
rude
>>147009464
reminder that stewpid2gay will never win a lan
>>147010515
literally the most our guy guy ever
>>147010515
>look to left
>see no arm
umm who's holding the plate!?
>>147011013
he's holding it up with his p*nis
>>147009464
http://www.hltv.org/blog/12086-massive-csgo-roster-shuffle-incoming
joining tyloo confrimed
>>147011013
you just ruined corndog.jpg for me forever
>>147007969
an1 have this fucking image
>>147011786
/rareguardians/
Can someone make http://guardian.boory.org
>>147011272
this is hilarous
>>147010972
>stewie
>ourguy
nice try
>>147012803
dropped
>>147011848
guardian is the coolest awper by far
>>147013059
no one cares you fat piece of shit
>>147013162
t. insecure poor person
>>147013248
>nova shitter that thinks skins will make up for his lack of skill
>>147012803
O U R G U Y
U
R
G
U
Y
>>147012803
bonjour reddit
>>147012803
hello reddo
>they added a social eating """game""" on twitch
>>147015443
>not watching monstercat
ask me anything
>>147016046
would you be, my girlfriend
>>147011272
>hen1
>lucas1
>s1mple
>summit1g
Lmao top1 world
>>147016185
um maybe, depends where you live
>>147016046
why dont you lose weight?
>>147016391
I tried but kinda stopped after a few months when I got dark souls and played the entire series for like 3 weeks straight sitting, feels bad
https://www.twitch
.tv/exbc
this is actually pretty cute :3
What's the easiest and most efficient way to greymarket sell an item without some external jew taking a fat cut?
>>147016765
sell as in receive real money, or receive more steam shit?
>>147016765
reddit. they will actually ban people for being jews.
>>147016592
kys manlet nerd
>>147017070
woah why would you say something like that
>>147017070
it was all a dream, i used to read word up magazine
>>147016870
I mean set up a paypal transaction or something similar, so real money
>>147016980
kek, although I meant having little to no transaction fee taking a cut of the money I receive like how Steam will take 15% or whatever
https://www.twitch
.tv/buddhismhotlineandrawing
this is fucking amazing lmao
>>147017421
seek sunlight ya dork
>>147017537
not joking. they may have stopped, but when i was trading, they regulated that shit heavily. no joke, its a good place to trade, especially because 3rd parties will give you appraisals without you asking, thus giving you a fairer price.
>>147010515
if his forehead so good and hold large brain how come he not igl?
AS I WALK THROUGH THE SHADOW OF DEATH I TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE AND REALIZE THERES NOTHING LEFT
ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY
you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
>>147017702
uh I go outside every day, why are you so rude
>he plays anything but casual
>>147018927
why are you so fat?
>>147019020
If a 10 ton truck kills the both of us, well to die by your side the pleasure the priviledge is mine.
>>147017591
that's not even funny. it's just autistic
>>147019020
>I only play casual cause im a coward and i get nervous playing comp
here come Johnny singing oldies, goldies, babaloba baby what I say!
GUYS, anyone else notice that this "The Suspect" guy is in literally EVERY CS:GO overwatch video ever, why haven't they banned him yet, i mean, he is CLEARLY a hacker.
>>147022856
quality post
GUYS, anyone else notice that this "The Y-fu" girl is in literally EVERY CS:GO gay porn video ever, why haven't they banned him yet, i mean, he is CLEARLY a slut.
>>147023668
>>147022856
upvoted
made my day
>>147023952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOi_ihBQ8Po thanks dude heres a song 4 u
>>147022747
that kind of looks like hacks
>>147024248
wow that was awful
kys
>>147024973
thx dutchguy
>>147025015
fairy tail
>>147025015
k-on
>>147025124
im not dutch
>>147025015
beck mongolian chop squad
>>147026237
skinny nigga but my dick long (pause)
is he OUR guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N9HqCeUdZY&feature=youtu.be
>>147026896
>pala
>our guy
lmao no
just had a game against all globals as a lem
they got owned
>>147028174
and?
>>147026896
>12 kg
lol
>>147026896
tfw scream is the exception to the muslim instead of the rule
>tfw you dream about yourself being pro being interviewed on the Richard Lewis show
>>147029614
i can interview you!
how long have you been playing?
what's your rank?
what's your opinion on clg taking koosta over jdm?
>Interested in csgo, looks p good
>Buy
>Download
>Adjust settings in bot game and decide to try out the real deal
>Get put in my first ever match with actual people
>Some guy blasting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I max volume in my ears
>Disconnect
>Request refund
enough
>>147032583
>refunding a $7 game
seeya shlomo
>>147032583
hell(where you are going)ooo
jew
M9 bayo scorched or butterfly boreal forest ft?
>>147032731
>>147032675
this game was my life
>>147032819
10/10
loling while i watch gunbuster
>>147026896
pala needs to khs
>>147013162
>>147017070
>>147017702
>>147027372
>>147032958
edgy 12yo summer Le. ddit fag shitposting like there is no tomorrow
>>147028174
well done anon
>>147016046
how is it going?
whats your rank?
why arent you global yet
>>147033598
only leddit loves pala
>>147034582
now entering cute city
population: stewie2k
>>147039290
now entering faggotville
population: you
literally dead thread
>>147042536
its 11:20
>>147042753
??????
>>147042851
bro stop looking there kid what are u dumb
>>147042970
go on then, do tell me why chrome is the inferior browser
>>147042808
>chrome
>skype
>tfw when the time right now is 12:09
>Pocket 20 000$/month from income sources
>Still refuse to buy a knife or any other skins
Get on my level fucking plebians and kids
>>147043197
you're an idiot who can't actually name a single botnet i bet
>>147044815
windows can be infected, it itself does not serve as a botnet node
Found this in the community art section.
>>147045109
windows has been leaked before genius
Guys I want into cs but I don't have a mic.
What do
>>147045183
buy one for a fiver then you poor cunt
>>147045183
dont use mic at all
its overrated and only distracts you
>>147045243
no it wasn't
windows 10 is horse shit anyway senpai. Microsoft has just been piling shit on top more shit since the first release. It's bloated to all hell.
>>147045656
This would be true if people in mm were smart enough to have proper radar settings or to even look at it from time to time. But obviously they aren't. This is why having a microphone to spoonfeed your opponents helps out a ton.
>>147045719
no they weren't
>>147044678
send me some money :)
>>147046387
literally why even sniff your own packets like that, do you think i'm paranoid?
>>147046492
My main is supreme.
Picrelated is my bigstar smurf. 1st pic is pre-prime, 2nd pic is next game, post-prime, 4v5 since round 2.
Now tell me, why you keep playing this scrubshit game filled with cheaters, russian animals or both?
How long till they start buying lvl21 bruted accounts instead of lvl3 and transform prime into same shithole default matchmaking is?
>>147049941
valve is surely gonna fix it
valve cares about the community
valve allways fixed the game
valve is reliable
in valve we trust
SWEDEN LEAVE
>>147049941
why bother? they get to cheat in comp any way, why go through the hassle of grinding 21 levels to just cheat in a different kind of comp? just out of spite?
I LOVE CHEATS IN THIS GAME
Ahahah xD
This game is shit
sweden stay...
>>147034160
disappointed that I can't pass away in my sleep
lem last time I played I think
I stopped playing because I bought a bunch of actually good games and decided to play them instead
(((
)))
Opinion on WarOwl?
I've been watching some of his stuff lately, he doesn't seem that bad compared with most CS:GO youtubers, especially considering how popular he is.
Is he rebbit tier, csgog?
>>147049941
because I like cheating in prime btw
I haven't played since when they introduced the cz how has the meta changed
>>147053343
you can learn a few useful things from him
hes quite oke for a start i think
What's the go to betting site
>>147053710
Tec 9 and Five Seven are preferred 'heavy pistols', CZ reserved for corner ambushes etc.
Eco meta has changed so that T side should always force buy after losing pistol round as they'll still only be able to buy 4th either way.
Anti-Eco rounds are still a thing, most people prefer MP9 or MP7. UMP is apparently an alright P90-lite but I don't see it.
M4A4 is the best CT rifle atm, -a1s is used by noobs mostly
Apart from that, nothing much. Cobblestone, Nuke and Train have all been changed a bit.
>>147052673
>implying theres better games than csgo
>>147053710
deagle, deagles everywhere
>>147053915
i dont know but i would still like to advise you to not bet
>>147054008
ump is the go to rifle if you are low on cash
trust me that thing shredders people
>>147054008
why no mention of second round shotgun buys if youre ct and win the pistol round its legit
>>147053343
his videos are good for beginners, but he's painfully patronising and I personally find him incredibly grating to watch, he's pretty big headed.
>>147054273
dude second round sawed off buy on t if you win pistol is the shit
>>147054273
mag-7 on cobble drop zone is a respectable buy nowadays too, regardless of economy
>>147054627
I do nova and play connector on overpass or try to sneak lower tunns on d2 since I doubt someone is watching mid on second round to count cross.
>>147054008
all majors are now just cobble and train on repeat, with all cobble matches going 12-3 the first half then the terrorists pulling a miraculous victory in the second and winning 16-12 or 16-14.
what the fuck happened to me? I used to be supreme 3 months ago (had 1800h then) then took a break from matchmaking to play faceit with premium upgrade. Now i got LE on mm and i can't even get over 25+ kills on a match, i'm fucking middlefragging. What the fuck happened? Should i just play ffa dm 3 or 4 hous a day before games or i'm actually retarded?
Who /Silver II/ here?
>>147054627
i used to main nova back in silver lol
>>147056398
you have just gotten a bit full of yourself
>play 2nd comp match
>everyone is gold nova 3
uhhh is this supposed to happen? why cant i just play against silver shitters
>>147056462
Wow how did you get so good I'm only silver 1
>>147056398
Take a break from CS. Come back in a week or two and try again.
>>147056821
it does that to everyone, I bet you bottomfragged
you'll most likely be put round the se / sem region like every newshit mark my words
What's the bandwagon team?
so no bayern stickers till next year? baka
ive been thinkin bout u
>>147058229
woah same lol
>>147058291
not u
>>147058229
i miss u babe
>>147058509
holy shit woah same
>>147058884
i cant see im flashed
do you have a knife?
>inb4 basic knife
Why are we so dead, guys?
>>147060597
bötterflei blu stiil mw
>>147060876
it's all his fault
>>147061129
Who?
seangares doesnt like de_season
>>147060597
bayo doppler n_n
sub 4 daily shitpost frag clips B)
>>147054731
>fuck why did I put d2 in my comp maps choices
>start as ct
>"im playing mid"
>lowers to uppers first round
>if B, I get at least 3 frags
>if A I go short and get 1 or 2
>rinse and repeat until I can afford awp
>as soon as i get awp boost up short every round
who else /mg1strats/ here?
>>147061206
see
>>147061226
him
>>147057797
G2 bruh
>tfw overwatch literally killed this game and general
>>147066308
Why not?
>>147066584
RIP csgo
>>147066912
reminder top overwatch player is female
who /morethan600hoursofgamebutneverhadthecourageofplayingcomp/ here?
>>147066584
tfw
>>147066584
>tfw this game would be better off with less players
>tfw overwatch has had no affect on csgo player count
>>147068078
what the fuck?? why baka
>>147069389
I have severe social anxiety. Even in 1.6 and Source I couldn't stand playing pugs.
>>147066771
i dont know
i remembered these threads to be quite lively
few months later
threads are basicaly dead
>>147068078
im at 150 hrs right now and 2 comp games played (won both)
>>147069789
why dont you play matchmaking more anon-kun
>>147069720
The new skins will save the game
>>147070506
i honestly dont give a damn about skins
and i dont really understand people who do
>>147070336
i would if i had friends to play with
i have 1 but hes too high of ranked
i tried getting my other friend into cs but hes shit
>>147070649
soloq isnt that bad once you get used to it
just play p90 until ur out of the shitty ranks
p90 is the only reason why i gout out of nova and silver
>>147070893
I'm in nova at this point and the pro90 crutch got me out of sem but it's really not enough anymore, people here are getting better at pointing their guns where the enemies are round these ranks
https://youtu.be/jxHL0xEn9nc?t=28s
>envy vs col
ready for another thrashing? :)
marry/fuck/kill
>>147070642
Me neither tbqh. I was obviously joking...
>>147071751
left to right
marry - kill - fuck
Witmer > KennyS
Why don't they just replace DEVIL already?
If either EnvyUs or VP lose today mousesports is out of the last chance qualifier.
>ywn own a csgo team
how much does an owner generally make?
>coach hacks
>professional players using the Elite Build AK
>>147073151
How does that work?
>>147024813
No just Splyce getting shit on like normal
>>147073373
>complexity
>professional
>>147073547
>shit on
that match ended 16-14
http://www.hltv.org/match/2303037-tyloo-splyce-esl-one-cologne-2016-main-qualifier
Do I bet on poo or no?
How the fuck do you lose that defuse? LMAO
>>147073485
Two spots in the last chance qualifier go to 2 highest scoring group stage teams that did not otherwise qualify (get 2nd in group stage). Both VP and EnvyUs scored higher than mousesports so unless both of them qualify today mousesports will lose their spot to either one of them.
>>147073485
>>147073884
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Turner_Sports/ELEAGUE/Season_1#Last_Chance_2
NA DOTO
SCARY MUSIC
where are they finding this music and who gave this song the go ahead?
>>147075289
leave the house
>drop awp
>pick up awp with better skin
>>147073806
you're flushing your skins away
cadian would be such a cool guy to hang with
did cadian get cuter?
Is this a fucking Arby's ad with TSM?
>>147075884
I'd be placing them is the designated betting street
>>147075409
>>147075289
Sounds like kareoke version if a depeche mode song
who is this qt
>>147075971
well golly anon, you're too kind...
>>147075606
come back when youre older kid
>>147076134
Batista looks like shit what happened?Steroids?
>>147076092
Moses
How would /csgog/ describe Kenny's face?
>>147076259
obviously, you can see his roid gut.
>>147076349
A meme
>>147076349
FAS
>>147076349
Why is complexity so bad?
>>147076230
w-wow! thank you ^^
>>147077414
you need to lose weight
>>147077691
you need to lose consciousness
scary music again
>>147077691
but i'm already underweight...
>>147077917
does that happen when you try to stand up fat boy?
>Join prime match
>Guy on other team is spinbotting from first round
>My teammate says he'll turn on his cheats
>He does
>Their clan tag is OW POLICE
>They claim to have the ability to watch OW reports, and then queue up with known cheaters so they can cheat against them
>They claim he was cheating in other games before this one, and that's why they queued up against him
>They have avatar/profiles full of 4chan (/pol/ & /int/) memes
Honestly the strangest thing I've ever seen in mm.
>>147079191
thats pretty cool desu fa;m
>tfw made a new reddit account to troll and shitpost
The best of feels, already caused massive butthurt with my first post and got 10 downvotes
>favorite community server dies
>try about half a dozen other ones
>they're all filled with braindead shitters, Brazilians and 11 year olds unloading as much profanity over the mic as possible while their parents aren't home
>>147079191
my boys at work
>900 MM wins
>that FPS
>that resolution
GRILL SEX HER
>>147079191
i <3 u
banan
>>147079191
I know there are ways to find out the steamids of overwatch suspects but how do you queue against specific people?
E V E R Y T H I N G
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZPzWsFbGAQ
>>147080197
none of the recording was actually done by him. :(
>>147080197
>tfw Gambit puts more effort into their joke videos about Dosia than they do in actual matches
It's time for Dosia.
>>147080560
the joke videos make more money XDD
Power is E V E R Y T H I N G
really good game so far, eh?
>>147082867
are you being ironic?
