>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>146794907
gg noob team
why shouldn't i play on native resolution?
who suprememe.me here
>>146847176
because 4:3 800x600 masterrace
>>146847176
Why do people wonder about this stuff? Does changing your visual settings make any tangible difference?
>>146847382
idk, people talk about stuff like pixel density and low mouse dpi not tracking well at higher resolutions, but i'm too dumb to make an educated decision
>>146847176
no actual reason
>>146848187
Kill yourself for blogging.
Any bets today?
>>146848187
food delivery service?????????????
>>146849432
call for a pizza and mug the deliveryman
My latest game at Global...
How can cheaters be so terrible?
What is the cheapest good looking knife? Fed up being the only one using the default knife but poor as fuck
>>146849768
vanilla or gut knife doppler
don't touch those shitty camo patterns with a barge pole senpai
S H 0 X
>>146849591
what's your cs rank? smfc and up will use a knife, if you are below use a shotty
>>146850664
Brazil LEM
>>146850760
hmm the deliveryman is probably packing, best of luck, favelaman
>>146850907
I'm not Brazilian, I just play on their servers, but you can use villaman
>lose rank due to inactivity
>go play one mm solo because why not it's just mm
>end up in a lose streak because of some horrible lag and I find out that the servers have been like that for a long time
>get ranked supreme and my autism cant handle the rank sign in menu
thanks 9gag army????
*farts*
>>146852013
it smell
>>146852013
*sniffs*
>tfw I will never get out of Silver hell
I've been a SE for months and every time I get close to ranking up the game gives me a big FUCK YOU and starts giving me nothing but griefers and throwers.
>>146853351
>I've been a SE for months
Then you clearly belong there, Silvers are so shitty that you can easily 3/4v5 if you're better.
>>146853447
>Silvers are so shitty that you can easily 3/4v5 if you're better.
But I still need to plant the bomb sometimes and it's impossible to do that when some 13 year old takes it and throws it in a spot where it's impossible to get the bomb all while he's giggling like a little girl because he thinks he's being funny.
>>146853556
Forgot to add that the matches where I don't have any griefers or throwers on my team consist of nothing but the enemy getting the shit stomped out of them. Like my wins are shit like 16-1, 16-4, 16-5, 16-2, etc so clearly someone whose wins are almost always by that large of a margin deserves to never rank up even more so when that person on the winning team is almost always topfrag or like 2 points behind topfrag.
>everyone keeps saying they're a LEM smurf in my MG games
hey anons
does anyone got savedkittyplays bikini pics
I hope you gayfags are happy. We are page 10 because you drove all the cool people away.
This general turned to shit in the last ~6 months.
>>146858003
Kill yourself, underage ban evading faggot.
>>146858041
>add shitty bandaid fixes to combat the awful hacker and smurf situation
>game dies instantly
nice going
>>146848187
lose weight
>>146859639
I already told you I already did
>Get game with AFKer
>Kick em
>Next game another
>Kick
>Reapet for 2 more games
>2 more games ruined
>Your account is on cooldown
For what purpose? It was 4 people agreeing to kick people who AFK why should I be punished? I mean ya only 30mins but still quite dumb.
>>146859751
It is dumb and shows how the devs underestimate how horrible playing with randoms is.
>>146853351
dont play with randoms
add some people you find in mm that you enjoy to play with and meet up every now and then, youll get out of silver like nothing
>>146860443
better add some new stikerz and soundz hurr durr
yea sometimes i really dont get what the devs are thinking
>>146850312
gay
>its another complaining about me not using a mic episode from a bottomfragger
lmao these entitled KIDS want these CALLS handed to them
i cant
>>146853447
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED ? HAVE YOU SEEN THE ABSOLUTE SHITSTORM OF SMURFS AND CHEATERS IN THERE? especially in silver 1
ELeague soon.
Go Virtus Trow!
>that new hat
wtf i hate taz now
holy fuck pre-historic counter strike is fucking ugly, somehow people still believe that was better than csgo
lmao thoorin with the bants!! haha!
>coL vs VP
this is gonna be a fucking slaughter
>>146863498
Fuck off Reddit.
>complexity
>>146863629
>coL
You mean CP.
>british cs
>NA team
>2 Bongs
When are they disbanding?
Complexity is going to get 16-0d.
>>146864463
>spend 5 days trying to trade some skins for keys
>only person that has taken me up on my offers has been Vladimov Ivanovsky trying to scam me
>losing a 2vs4
>4v2
>still losing
reminder jason lake is a pedo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liZhSdV71mU
Why was Complexity invited for ELEAGUE season 1 when they didn't make the qualifier?
>>146865023
Needed somebody that VP could beat
>>146865335
you mean stomp?
USED TO BE EUROPEAN
>>146865023
splyce couldnt make it
I don't understand closed qualifiers. Teams that were invited to the closed qualifiers and lost were invited to the final event anyway.
Huh Virtus Throw!?
>Moses getting a head makeup
Lol.
What is this YUNG STEW meme
Hello, I learned stair smoke and it didn't win me the game. How do I win???
>>146867542
Buy skines.
Watch more anime.
would you fuck teen moses?
dephh nose lmao
>>146867542
dont make it obvious that youre a weeb
>>146867793
Maybe.
>five seven
>machine pistol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AIhorFT0M
Thorin sounds so different
VIRTUS THROW
NEO!
Another game ruined by OP AWP.
>>146869601
Another game ruined by OP Autos.
BuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBu
why is glock so bad
why is deagle so bad
why is usp-s so bad
why is meme so bad
why is anime so bad
>>146870793
they call me the shitpost machine
>have weapon
>drop it to pick up same weapon with a better skin
FUCKING
VIRTUS THROW
Why does complexity still exist? Haven't they been hemorrhaging money for the last ten years? I'd rather see 5 globals than the same tired old NA trashcans
>>146870959
make your mind, you want virtus to throw or to plow?
Why is this game so bad
Time for Dosia!
>>146871904
X GOD
>>146872038
hello, reddit
>tfw general went to shit after early 2015
i miss my 2014 magog.
>play without mic for almost a year
>get mic today
>play a match to test it out
>go 40 - 12, rank up and unlock overwatch
I thought being bad because you didnt have a mic was a meme...
>>146872736
same
i mean i've only been here for a few weeks but this general used to be so much better
all the newfags are ruining it
>>146873094
i just miss there being actual posters and oc.
the decline started with harveyfag and got worse from there.
>>146872736
It was never good, no board on this website was ever good or non-shit
>>146872736
I miss late 2013 magog desu
>>146872736
i only came here early 2015
>>146873389
it was never good per se but it was never this bad.
>>146873413
same.
feels bad to say it but i miss cacti and tali and all those other cunts.
>>146873538
>it was never this bad
it's always been "this" bad and always will be
>>146873692
>no oc
>dead general
>few posters
it hasn't always been like this and if you think it has you're delusional.
>>146873791
why do you care about oc so much?
are you autistic?
>>146873692
75% of the time it's literally a chatroom for underage shitskin anime fans
>>146874051
Welcome to 4chan, please enjoy your stay!
>>146873925
because it's boring as fuck without.
just the same stale shit going round and round with nothing new to offer/see.
you wouldn't know because you're probably one of the cancerfags who only got here recently.
>>146873791
It wasn't like this for a few months when Csgo was big. That was the exception, this is the norm
>>146874209
maybe you should go to >>>/i/ if you want oc
#CSGOAWP Dosia
#CSGORIFLER Dosia
#CSGOSUPPORT Dosia
#CSGOIGL Dosia
#CSGOGOD Dosia
>>146874446
idiot.
>>146874323
http://4archive.org/board/vg/thread/77517421
that was the norm for about a year.
random thread from 2014.
>got a CSGO Weapon Case drop yesterday
>decide to open it because I'm a madman
>Fac New Deagle Hypnotic
That's almost a $1 more than what the case itself sells for
>>146874647
hey man you mind not taking my tweets?
>>146874978
What are you gonna do about it?
>>146874828
you're the idiot, you dolt.
>>146875038
i will report you to the eleague
>>146875105
you're the dolt, dweeb.:^)
>>146875242
no you're the dolt AND the idiot AND a dork, you idiot.
>tfw you bet on gambit
am I gonna get rich guys? I bet like 0.4$
>>146874828
that archive is literally the same thing as the threads we have now. how is it any different.
>anders thought i was trolling about dosia being a god
fuck you man you dont know anything he is fuck you stop
pistols>rifles
>losing against pistols again
retard game
why did they pick up devil of all people?
>>146875446
it was a community rather than a thread.
hard to understand exactly what im talking about unless you were there for a while.
>>146875430
oh yeah? well you're a dolt, and the idiot, and the dork, and the drip, drip.
remember when we made fresh OC for fnatic?
that was fun
>>146875959
this is a community, you grodie fucking geek.
>>146876124
no its not, and even if it was you wouldn't be a part of it you basement dwelling nerd.
>>146876123
good times.
d i g n i g s
>>146876226
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define+community
>>146876226
you need to lose weight
>>146876226
yes it is. just because we aren't all tripfagging/avatarfagging it doesnt mean we aren't a community.
>its another episode of happy cleaning his nose
>181 replies
>archived
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>join lobby from friends list
>get kicked
>get unfriended
o-okay
>Dosia coughing on his hand before a high five
>>146877023
i think 181 was the limit back then
>>146875741
>tfw you ace the entire Terrorist team with FiveseveN
>>146877520
Hi
>>146877716I think i played with you yesterday.whats your rank?
>happy blowing his nose
how do I get out of silver 3? I am bad and play like a bot, any easy way out? I am masters on league but this shit is too hard for me
>happy blowing my cock
>>146878114
Get a brain.
>>146878114
go back to league retard
>>146878227
>>146878232
lmao u fat neckbeards are mad this inferior game is only about luck while League of Legends is THE skill game of the century.
why is nv so shit?
My god, envy are so fucking sloppy. This looks like MM. Nothing really, compared with G2 last week.
>devil
rofl
dosia is a mouth breather
>>146878487
>not knowing the secret to get qts
>>146878114
post ID and ill boost ya
what is the best resolution and why is it 1280x960
i use 1024x768
Dosia looks like a cow.
>>146849768
flip doppler phase 2
falchion fade
these are the cheapest knives i've ever owned and enjoyed
>>146879260
Our cow.
new meta?
biased fucking casters that was disgusting to listen to
>>146879656
Semmler has always been biased towards French teams. This is nothing compared to what he used to sound like.
>>146879653
he didnt even get the pick so no
I have $50 to spend on skins, what would you buy if you were me? I'm just looking for suggestions.I primarily use the Pro90, m4a1s, dualies, p2000 and occasionally the AK.
I've never bought skins before so i've never seriously taken a look at all the skins, recommend away pls.
can you activate prime without adding a phone number to your steam account? like if you want to sign your number just to cs and not steam for mobile autenticator and account recovery etc.
>>146880662
Retard.
dosia looks like a fish
>>146880727
my friends wants to play pmm but he's a /g/tard afraid of the botnet so he wants to buy a burner and use it just for prime, if steam is attached to it he might loose access to his account
>>146881135
>if steam is attached to it he might loose access to his account
What?
>>146881283
well if he uses a burner for prime, then throws away the number and steam security is attached to that number then if he gets hacked he can't recover his account since it's bound to a throwaway number he now longer owns, if the number is just for prime if something happens he can recover his account as usaual by email
>tfw your entire team has major champion badges and you're stuck with a 5 year veteran coin
>>146881520
Prime doesn't work like that.
>>146881663
so if he signs the number to prime it doesn't get added to steam security, it's just verified in cs? he can throw that number away?
>>146881806
Prime doesn't work like that.
>>146881806
What the fuck do you think the purpose of Prime would be if you could just use throwaway numbers?
Why is NV so boring to watch compared to G2?
>>146882441
Because they are bad.
i don't mind Semmler but i want to fucking strangle him whenever he says "yolo rush"
>>146883006
>Valve won't do shit against hackers in the game
>Won't do shit against hackers in pro teams
Pretty epic
>>146883417
>implying they're not the ones making a fortune off the sale of microhacks
>it's another thorin fails to predict episode
RESET YOUR DAMN DEAGLE AFTER JUMPING YOU NOOB!
>>146873538
>never good
It was good until Siz, tali and cacti came and ruined the general
Fuck off back to rebbit
this new eleague music is scary ;w;
>>146885521
ill hold u bbygrl
>dedicated meme workstation
lmao eleague what a joke
map for second match nv vs vp?
>>146886642
All maps are announced on site at the beginning of the day.
http://www.e-league.com/
anders confirmed alcoholist
>>146887291
you mean alcoholic, retard? kys
>>146887703
who care..
>>146887703
shut up, sperg.
>tfw have had insane luck with cases recently
gj showing us what youve got with your (((luck)))
>>146889084
nice delete senpai
>having a red keyboard has ruined all other keyboards for me
Also fuck people who use cz in pistol dm.
>>146889263
>fuck people who use cz in pistol dm.
MADCUZBAD
dat 6/10 qt
Is EnvyUs back?
MADMEN
Why does Envy keep force buying MAC10s?
>>146890216
winning has never been a part of their plan
Don't fucking choke VP.
>forcing at 14-13
only french plays
>>146891290
TIME FOR VIRTUS THROW
>>146891290
>win both pistols
>still cant win in regulation time
Pansy is streaming btw.
Why did that retard not plant?
>>146891882
myfreecams? what's her id on there. Under bbw category?
VP is so inconsistent.
Holy fuck.
*shits on the floor and walls away*
scary music again someone hold me
Why do they use this shit music?
Can somebody post the webm of the two guys standing off on Nuke? One's laughing hysterically at the other waving their gun barrel around the corner at the other?
>>146892606
*walks over, bends down, and smells it*
>KennyS' last name is literally Scrub
![in-conversation-with-esports-shoutcaster-lauren-scott-032-1457433358[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MX4cqLw.jpg "in-conversation-with-esports-shoutcaster-lauren-scott-032-1457433358[1].jpg")
>yfw you'll never get to bend Pansy over, spread her ass cheeks, and place your nose on the rim of her asshole before you inhale as deeply as you can
WHY EVEN LIVE
>>146892931
devve's last name is literally r*ddit
How become as handsome as Thorin
I beat a top 8 Danish side in a pcw on dust2 in 2004 (or 2003 maybe) and haven't played CS since AMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF-zUGHLMBE
rate my guide
>>146893398
live without heating
>>146894703
>that accent
>>146894703
literally you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTD9lIwsO48
tfw have to mute the scary music
tfw no one to hold you
>>146895601
i could put you on hold. would you like that?
Why were they touching penises?
Is Thorin doing lines of coke in the background?
Why does KennyS always look like he is on the verge of tears?
>>146896456
He was born that way.
>>146896456
The clench of the french
>>146896456
It's what happens when you become a living meme
GRILL
>be boi
>have anime avatar
>people say i have a slow reaction time
>they think im a girl
how do i increase my reaction time :c
>>146896838
There was a study done and people who have fast reaction time are said to be premature ejaculators.
>>146896838
>pretend to be grill
>trade cybersex for skins
>enjoy better reaction times
>>146896981
how do i cybersex
>people are spending hundreds of dollars buying stickers and skins on their computer game characters
LMAO
Why would anyone do this? What's wrong with playing with normal weapons lmao lmao
LMAO
>>146897298
What are you poor?
also
>buying skins
>not unboxing them
smug
I need all webms of Happy doing weird hand signs.
finally i can close the stream and not listen to the scary music again
what's with this fucking music
>>146897472
I haven't played cs since 1.6, I was just wondering what made people want to waste their money on something that stupid.
>not unboxing them
I don't know what that means. Are they free sometimes? If so, I don't mind.
But are autistic kids asking their parents for stickers and skins for Christmas these days?
L MA O
>>146897747
Sometimes you get droped crates, you can either
1. sell them
2. buy a key and open them
if you open them then its completely random
you can also get free skins via drops, but you never get anything rare out of them.
>>146898026
>get dropped crates
>free skins via drops
I don't know what any of that means. Back in the day you opened up CS and found an FFA server and played a bit.
I'm getting too old
>>146898026
>but you never get anything rare out of them
What do you mean by rare? I saw a M4A1-S Hyper Beast drop in a comp match earlier. I thought that was slightly rare? I'm new, pls no hurt.
>>146897706
I want to fug Fuu.
>>146898517
it means at the end of the game, if you leveled up and didnt get all your drops that week, you can get either a weapon case (that can be opened with a $2.50 key for a skin or sold on the steam community market) or get a skin (that is almost guaranteed to be worth $0.04~).
>>146899292
leveled up? Is counter-strike like Diablo now (I am still living in 2004, bear with me).
>>146899381
Yes, and you get skill points that you can spend on new abilities that gives you buffs and stuff.
>>146899381
In an attempt to fight against smurfs(people who play at rank lower their own), they introduced a leveling system so that the smurfing would at least be slowed down some. You now have to reach level 3 on a new account to be given access to the competitive mode(ranked based matches). After you reach level 3, the leveling system is only used for getting drops.
>>146899768
Almost had me, lad :^)
>>146899996
Oh, thanks. Wow, that sounds pretty good.
