H-here I go
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Previous thread >>144352039
Did I do good, /meg/?
>>144957206
look what the cat dragged in
also Councillor Tevos best waifu
>>144958761
>waifuing space dust
>>144957206
where the fuck is the usual green text text ?
>>144958921
I-I couldn't think of anything
are you going to pirate Andromeda?
>>144957206
>>144959121
Why do you stutter on the internet? Do you have parkinsons or are you just retarded?
>>144959858
Oh man, you will not survive this place
>>144959858
why so salty, anon? did a female reject you?
>>144960063
>i-implying
I guess it was only a matter of time. Fucking fishmouth made for a very dead thread.
I wonder, how many Jackfags are there in these threads. Red 1 standing by.
>>144957206
Best waifu.
>>144959858
Parkinson's.
>>144961491
>>144961650
I guess I should post a Jack pick as well.
I dunno, man. That stupid visor kinda grew on me. If she likes it, then I like it.
>>144961491
not really a jackfag but I'd "appreciate" her every day maybe 2 times a day
>>144962743
>not really a jackfag
What are you really, then?
E.g. I'm not a Miranda fag either, but I'd appreciated her twice a day.
>>144962987
In hindsight, I should have posted some Miranda
>>144963281
that deformed monster is not miranda
>>144963470
What?
>>144962987
mirandafag
>>144964458
I like you. You are a man of refined, good taste.
it's sleepy time for the autist
>>144966216
it's 6 pm here, where does he live ?
Waifus.
>>144968342
You. I like you.
GETH
>>144967114
in some autism home with internet access
Going to a friend's place, don't die.
>>144968624
Good man.
>>144968342
>>144968624
>>144971010
God she's unattractive.
This place is hell.
>>144971147
Right. So who's your waifu?
>>144971268
No one.
>>144971147
then why do you come here ?
anyone here played The Solus Project yet? tempted to buy it, looks like the exploration I always wished for Mass Effect
>>144971010
Ash a qt.
>>144972346
You can't leave hell.
>>144973314
C'mon, wake up.
>>144968342
>>144968624
>>144971010
Did they put all those blemishes on Ash's face just so they can justify the makeup in ME3?
>>144973314
you can, you just don't do it.
>>144977006
Assuming Hell is a real place, as described in whatever scripture there is, how do you escape from it?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465357405426.gif
Wake up, everybody.
>>144978191
nice arschloch
>Femshep will never sit on your face
>EA has announced EA Play, a three-day off-site event at Club Nokia near the Los Angeles Convention Center that will be open to the public. It will run June 12 (a Sunday) to June 14. A companion event will also be held in London on June 12.
So, Sunday is the day that EA's side E3 thing starts
Schedule Time 12:30PM PT / 3:30PM ET
About Mass Effect
>Mass Effect: Andromeda developer BioWare has said it will show off the game in some form as part of EA Play. With the game coming before next year’s E3, we can likely expect to EA to touch on it in some major way since this is one of its most important franchises.
All sorts of different articles cited as source. No real dev quoted in them, though, or EA exec. So, you know, clickbait shit.
>>144979880
Have some Meer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbjIyWUiJXE
>>144979880
>game coming before next year’s E3
sure
>>144977394
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reign_in_Hell
>At the end of the series the Unspoken Principium of Hell is revealed by Doctor Occult "You can leave whenever you want"
for some reason the souls that went to hell simply don't realize it.
Didn't actually mean to reply to myself, there.
>>144980125
>implying we dont already live in hell
>>144980574
>Hell is a board where every post is accompanied by a femshep picture and there is no image limit
I thought I could take it, meg. I thought I was man enough. But this shit inevitably breaks you
>>144980926
>>144979880
>no word about ME:A at all
>all requests about ME:A will be blocked and ignored, EA-employees' gazes lose focus when asked, ignoring you as if you are air
>instead they will present their new major franchises games like Plants vs. Zombies - Electric Boogaloo, FIFA 2017 (which is an exact clone of FIFA 2016 with updated player names) and PGA Tour Gold 2017
>yfw
>>144981295
You forgot
>NBA Live 2017 (delayed half-way into the NBA season)
>NHL 2017
And last but not least
>Madden 2017
Well, there's also Titanfall 2, I think? And we'll completely drop Mirror's Edge Catalyst since it got some abysmal scores across the board and sold like shit, meeting the gaming public's expectations of the title.
Oh, and Battlefield 1. ME:A will have a video from Bioware devs that you will not recognize, except Curry Thunder, but not for lack of trying. There will be a 30 second tech demoagainand that will be it. Please understand, don't get too hyped, but totally buy our game, worth 60 bucks, plus 120 on DLC.
>>144980926
Look, man. I'm not a fan of default FemShep either but she's definitely that bad.
I mean look at >>144980574. DAYUM!
>>144981295
who plays fifa anyway ?
>>144982243
Not interested.
>>144982759
Y-yeah, wh-who?
>>144982759
shitloads of casuals, it's one of those Bro-games.
according to
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_game_franchises
the franchise sold about 100 million copies.
>>144982243
>definitely that bad.
NOT that bad. I'm possessed by Freud.
>>>/v/340521474
>>>/v/340524521
R2 is getting a lot of fame nowadays.
>>144983720
I switched to PES about 10 years ago. Still a bro game.
>>144984031
WE WUZ HACKERS AND SHIEEET
seriously tho, what do the big companies expect with plastering black people all over their covers?
that more niggers are going to buy that game? doesnt seem like a good investment for me.
>>144983720
why don't they just release every year a new DLC for a game FIFA, it's not like they're very different from 13 onwards
>>144984772
Sheep spent 50 bucks every year for the same game. Why would EA miss out on that?
>>144984772
because they'd have to take DLC-typical fees then and would have to slowly decrease the price of the basic game, while releasing a "new" game each year they can claim new-game-fees instead.
On a sidenote it's more complicated to create/maintain DLC upon DLC because the risk of compatibility errors towards each other rises. just create a "new" game instead and you're fine.
>>144985280
isn't the game filled with a lot of bugs anyway ?
NEIN
Jack best waifu
>>144985537
I don't know. never played it.
http://img08.deviantart.net/35c4/i/2016/160/1/4/special_tactics_and_reconnaissance_by_potzi_hookman-da5loaw.jpg
>Before you ask: Infiltrator of course.
>Even the larger custom M-98 Widow looks smaller as he's quite a big creature.for you
What was your favorite anomaly in ME2? Mine was the abandoned space ship, or the one where you have to choose between saving the vity or the military base (something like that).
>>144990781
I don't recall any anthropomorphic tigers with N7 gear appearing in ME universe
>>144990812
>abandoned space ship
Was that the one with slaughtered crew and blue suns(eclipse?) invaders? That was kinda awesome.
>>144991221
Yeah that was the one. It was pretty eerie.
>>144991291
The one on the planet with a sandstorm where you had to follow the beacon was also nice. Wish they'd done more stuff like that.
>>144991650
>sandstorm
you're probably talking about the mission on Tarith, that's not sandstorm but rather a toxic foggy air, but yea that mission is one of my favourites
Also there's another one I like it very much, some blue suns related mission, it's nothing really special but it starts as this: a BT goes out of the facility, lights a ciggy, all chilly and relaxed and then OH SHI, shepards shuttle approaches
>>144991170
http://orig07.deviantart.net/e9c1/f/2014/161/e/9/leaving_equestria_by_potzi_hookman-d7ltdsd.jpg
same artist
>Every 50,000 years the reapers come out of hiding from dark space to systematically harvest the advanced civilizations of our galaxy. Synthetic monsters that have evolved in ways we cannot comprehend, driven by a singular purpose; Programmed to perpetuate a cycle that was created eons ago to preserve order. The years have passed, the warnings of previous cycles have been ignored by most, and the time has come... The reapers are here. Standing united, the denizens of Equestria and beyond have rallied to the cause to join the galaxy in it's struggle against the AI oppressors. The Twin Sisters' empire has been preparing some of it's finest citizens to join the fight, pictured here a couple of fine recruits. On the right, an honest, strong, stoic soldier; Eager to engage the reaper forces and show them their cycle pales in comparison to the power of friendship, Applejack is ready for anything. On the left stands a dependable, powerful, steadfast vanguard; Considering greatly the challenges ahead of them, Blast Box is prepared to charge into the fray to protect the tenets of harmony but more so, keep the love of his life as safe as he can.
>>144990812
>>144991221
>>144991291
>>144991650
>>144992826
tarith was the world with the chlorinegas where you have to activate beacons and fight the bloodpack.
anon is refering to the sandstorm mission where you investigate a downed freighter with loki mechs attacking you
anyway, all sidemissions in ME2 are shit
best one was in ME1 where Cerberus was able to aquire Rachni from Noveria and tested them on Alliance soldiers stationed on mining worlds. your leads brought you to a spacesattion where Cerberus finally concluded that rachni were too intelligent to be used as cannonfodders.
femshep also had some sick lines in that mission.
>>144992826
I think you're thinking of the one on Sanctum. That was a cool mission.
>>144993401
Ponyfags are the worst.
>>144995130
>femshep also had some sick lines
I'm dying to hear them
QUESTION TIME!
1. Who is your waifu/husbando?
2. Favorite squad member in ME1?
3. ME2?
4. ME3?
5. Favorite mission in ME1?
6. ME2?
7. ME3?
8. Favorite weapon?
9. What kind of armor do you use?
10. What color is your armor?
11. Cure or continue Genophage?
12. Peace between Geth and Quarians? If not, who did you choose to live?
13. Thoughts on Cerberus?
14. Favorite anomaly in ME2?
15. Favorite hub world?
16. Favorite non-squad NPC?
17. What class do you play as?
18. least favorite squad member in ME1?
19. ME2?
20. ME3?
21. Paragon or Renegade or do you just choose the option you would say in real life?
22. Looking forward to Andromeda?
23. Favorite alien race?
24. Favorite DLC?
25. Favorite recruitment mission in ME2?
26. Favorite loyalty mission in ME2?
27. Favorite Citadel variant? ME1, 2 or 3?
28. Favorite song in the game?
29. Best club?
30. Least favorite enemy in all 3 games?
>>144996773
yes
>>144972524
I've never heard of it.
>>144976913
I don't know, but like I like the blemishes.
>>144978191
Alexis Texas, Franceska Jamies and Bobbi Starr.
>>144984031
They seem to be pushing Clara's style a wee bit much.
Also, the girl's scarf looks a bit like a hijab. She looks alright, though, even if the image's a bit shite.
WHAT IS THAT ROBOT THING?
>>144990781
The material of the thigh armour looks pretty cool. Like carbon-fibre-reinforced polymer, but not quite. The undersuit looks good, too.
>>144996773
1. Who is your waifu/husbando?
>Jack
2. Favorite squad member in ME1?
>Liara
3. ME2?
>Jack, Mordin, Zaeed, and Legion
4. ME3?
>EDI
5. Favorite mission in ME1?
>Noveria
6. ME2?
>Suicide Mission
7. ME3?
>Grissom Academy
8. Favorite weapon?
>Geth Assault Rifle
9. What kind of armor do you use?
>Kestrel Set besides helmet
10. What color is your armor?
>Black and Purple
11. Cure or continue Genophage?
>Continue the genophage. I don't trust the Krogan at all. They are stupid.
12. Peace between Geth and Quarians? If not, who did you choose to live?
>Peace, although if I had to choose I'd side with the Geth.
13. Thoughts on Cerberus?
>Cool in ME1 and 2, stupid in ME3.
14. Favorite anomaly in ME2?
>Abandoned Space Station
15. Favorite hub world?
>Omega
16. Favorite non-squad NPC?
>Matriarch Aethyta
17. What class do you play as?
>Engineer
18. least favorite squad member in ME1?
>Tali
19. ME2?
>Tali
20. ME3?
>Tali
21. Paragon or Renegade or do you just choose the option you would say in real life?
>What I would say in real life
22. Looking forward to Andromeda?
>Yes.
23. Favorite alien race?
>Asari and Hanar
24. Favorite DLC?
>Citadel
25. Favorite recruitment mission in ME2?
>Thane
26. Favorite loyalty mission in ME2?
>Kasumi
27. Favorite Citadel variant? ME1, 2 or 3?
>1. It actually felt like a giant space station and not a shopping mall like 2 and 3.
28. Favorite song in the game?
>The presidium theme
29. Best club?
>Afterlife
30. Least favorite enemy in all 3 games?
>The frog Geth in ME1.
>>144990812
>or the one where you have to choose between saving the vity or the military base (something like that).
One of very few moral grey zones in Mass Effect.
How would one improve the paragon-renegade system? Where one isn't the 'good' and the other isn't 'bad'.
Idealistic vs pragmatic? Save the industrial area, space port and military base but sacrifice a thousand lives, which still makes it a viable colony, or save the colony but sacrifice the space port and defensive systems resulting in an unviable colony, and decreasing Alliance influence in the area, possibly increasing pirate attacks in the surrounding space.
But to answer your question, yes, that one and the Hahne-Kedar quest-chain. Crashed ship filled with robots on planet with dust storm > abandoned space station > Hahne-Kedar prodution line with a shit tonne of robots.
>>144959858
>not knowing what stuttering actually means
You need to watch some Monty Python.
>>144996773
>1. Who is your waifu/husbando?
Tevos
>2. Favorite squad member in ME1?
Liara
>3. ME2?
Miranda
>4. ME3?
Liara
>5. Favorite mission in ME1?
Doing stuff at Noveria airport before heading out into the snow. It's so fucking comfy there
Also you actually had different ways of solving your problems.
>6. ME2?
Recruiting Garrus I guess.
>7. ME3?
Citadel DLC stuff
>8. Favorite weapon?
M-90 Indra or M-11 Suppressor
>9. What kind of armor do you use?
ME1: Colossus Armor
ME2: Damage increase
ME3: Damage increase
>10. What color is your armor?
In ME1 Red and Black (Colossus) in ME2 and 3,Pink
>11. Cure or continue Genophage?
Mostly cured it, but during my last playthroughs I didn't..
>12. Peace between Geth and Quarians? If not,
>who did you choose to live?
Kept peace most of the time, but during my last playthroughs I killed the quarians and chose destroy.
>13. Thoughts on Cerberus?
What a load of bullshit.
>14. Favorite anomaly in ME2?
N7: Mining the Canyon
>15. Favorite hub world?
ME1 Citadel
>16. Favorite non-squad NPC?
That Biotic God volus
>17. What class do you play as?
Adept
>18. least favorite squad member in ME1?
Garrus
>19. ME2?
Garrus
>20. ME3?
Garrus
>21. Paragon or Renegade or do you just choose the option you would say in real life?
Paragon usually, game was sadly written with it in mind.
>22. Looking forward to Andromeda?
Not much.
>23. Favorite alien race?
Asari
>24. Favorite DLC?
Citadel DLC
>25. Favorite recruitment mission in ME2?
Recruiting Thane I guess
>26. Favorite loyalty mission in ME2?
uh, Grunt's?
>27. Favorite Citadel variant? ME1, 2 or 3?
One, hands down.
>28. Favorite song in the game?
Mass Effect Theme
>29. Best club?
Afterlife I guess.
>30. Least favorite enemy in all 3 games?
If you don't say "Kai Leng" here, you're retarded.
>>145002526
D. Leet
We'll all find happiness.
>>145003048
I saw Courtenay Taylor two years ago, she signed a picture I drew of Jack. She liked it so much she took a picture of it and said she would post it on her social media. I completely forgot about that aspect and I just checked, she did.
Feels good man.
I have that picture framed btw.
>>145004489
Is it on her twitter?
>>144996773
1. Who is your waifu/husbando?
>Miri
2. Favorite squad member in ME1?
>Wrex
3. ME2?
>Grunt
4. ME3?
>Garrus
5. Favorite mission in ME1?
>Feros, whole mission
6. ME2?
>Fighting with the collectors for the first time(Horizon)
7. ME3?
>Mars
8. Favorite weapon?
>The Black Widow for my infiltrator or Cerberus Harrier for my Vanguard
9. What kind of armor do you use?
>Whichever has more weapon dmg
10. What color is your armor?
>White with red stripe
11. Cure or continue Genophage?
>Cure if Wrex, continue if Wreave
12. Peace between Geth and Quarians? If not, who did you choose to live?
>Peace for the sake of war assets, if I have to choose then I'll kill the quarians without giving a second thought
13. Thoughts on Cerberus?
>Shadowy and scarry organisation in ME1
>Most recognizable brand after coca cola in the galaxy in ME2-3, awful
14. Favorite anomaly in ME2?
>that whole chain - crashed ship, with hostile mechs, abandoned space station with obvious with blood spots, and the abandoned facility which you must destroy to contain those mechs
15. Favorite hub world?
>Omega
16. Favorite non-squad NPC?
>Aria
17. What class do you play as?
>Infiltrator
18. least favorite squad member in ME1?
>Talicancer
19. ME2?
>Talicancer
20. ME3?
>Talicancer
21. Paragon or Renegade or do you just choose the option you would say in real life?
>What would I say in real life
22. Looking forward to Andromeda?
>Not gonna pay for it but will surely pirate it some time after the release
23. Favorite alien race?
>Elcor
24. Favorite DLC?
>ME3 Citadel DLC
25. Favorite recruitment mission in ME2?
>Thane
26. Favorite loyalty mission in ME2?
>Zaeed
27. Favorite Citadel variant? ME1, 2 or 3?
>ME1
28. Favorite song in the game?
>ME1 - Noveria song(heard before going outside with mako)
>ME2 - Afterlife main part music
>ME3 - Mars Music
29. Best club?
>AFTERLIFE
30. Least favorite enemy in all 3 games?
>Kai Ling The little angry chinaman
>>145004489
post it here so I don't have to dig through her twitter
>>144996773
Maybe tomorrow.
>>144997493
>I don't know, but like I like the blemishes.
Jack has blemishes too. It's just that it looks like they overdid it with Ash.
>>144997661
>Bobbi Starr
Bobbi's a trooper. Underrated nowadays.
>>144998046
>WHAT IS THAT ROBOT THING?
I thought everyone knew that's R2-DINDU
>>145004489
Post it.
>>144997493
>but like I like the blemishes
Jesus, am I turning into a bimbo, too?
>>145004489
>I have that picture framed btw.
Are you waiting for a special invitation or something? post it already
>>145004489
>>145006192
is it this one?it's 3 years ago
very pretty. I wish I could draw.Also nice sandals, Winnie
>>144996773
1. Who is your waifu/husbando?
>Liara
2. Favorite squad member in ME1?
>Garrus and Liara
3. ME2?
>Garrus and Miranda
4. ME3?
>Garrus and Liara
5. Favorite mission in ME1?
>Virmire
6. ME2?
>Grunt's Loyalty mission
7. ME3?
>Leviathan was fun, Tuchanka with the big Thresher Maw
8. Favorite weapon?
>Vindicator Rifle
9. What kind of armor do you use?
>Default most of the time, I had Titan X in ME1, almost the exact default but the headshot head piece on 2 and default in 3
10. What color is your armor?
>default
11. Cure or continue Genophage?
>Cure
12. Peace between Geth and Quarians? If not, who did you choose to live?
>Peace
13. Thoughts on Cerberus?
>3edgy5me
14. Favorite anomaly in ME2?
>None stand out, they are all ok.
15. Favorite hub world?
>Illium or ME1 Citadel
16. Favorite non-squad NPC?
>Keepers
17. What class do you play as?
>Vanguard
18. least favorite squad member in ME1?
>Kaidan
19. ME2?
>Thane
20. ME3?
>The muscular guy
21. Paragon or Renegade or do you just choose the option you would say in real life?
>Paragon
22. Looking forward to Andromeda?
>Yeah
23. Favorite alien race?
>Turian
24. Favorite DLC?
>Leviathan
25. Favorite recruitment mission in ME2?
>Garrus
26. Favorite loyalty mission in ME2?
>Grunt
27. Favorite Citadel variant? ME1, 2 or 3?
>ME1
28. Favorite song in the game?
>I was lost without you
29. Best club?
>Afterlife
30. Least favorite enemy in all 3 games?
>Praetorian
>>144998778
>>145000914
>>145005639
>>145008313
nobody reads that shit, do it for yourselves damn attentionwhores
>>145009607
What are you even doing here, you damn attentionwhore?
>>145006682
all you would draw is cocks on girls, no thanks
>>145006257
>Bobbi's a trooper
how can there even exist a person with this much shit taste like you, jesus christ why are gypsies such filthy creeps
>>145009880
>What are you even doing here
>>145009607
>>145010205
>>145009972
go to sleep, autist
>>145010205
WG, be a champ and photoshop this brendan picture into the post above, thanks
>>145010495
I don't know which post you mean
>>145011093
>>145010205
>>145010495
just switching the brendans
>>145011287
>>145011768
>Sarah Chalke
>S. Chalke
>Schalke
>>145012119
add this one for sarah pls in this one >>145011768
>>145012394
>>145012851
perfect, thanks
quickly devolving into ded again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMKBQ3uu1Tc
night meg. stay afloat
>page 10 in less than 20 minutes
>>144996773
>1. Who is your waifu/husbando?
A Drell goddess
>2. Favorite squad member in ME1?
Wrex
>3. ME2?
Legion
>4. ME3?
Javik
>5. Favorite mission in ME1?
Finding the conduit
>6. ME2?
Reaper derelict
>7. ME3?
Exploring the Geth dreadnought (I really love Geth design)
>8. Favorite weapon?
Javelin
>9. What kind of armor do you use?
Usually shield bonus armor
>10. What color is your armor?
Black/Grey/Blue
>11. Cure or continue Genophage?
Cure
>12. Peace between Geth and Quarians? If not, who did you choose to live?
Yes
I saved the Geth in my first run
But every one afterwards was a perfect one (= peace)
>13. Thoughts on Cerberus?
They were helpful during the Collector raids
But then it went too crazy
>14. Favorite anomaly in ME2?
Anomaly?
>15. Favorite hub world?
Citadel ME2
>16. Favorite non-squad NPC?
Shiala
>17. What class do you play as?
Infiltrator
But I played all classes
>18. least favorite squad member in ME1?
Ashley
>19. ME2?
Jacob
>20. ME3?
Vega
>21. Paragon or Renegade or do you just choose the option you would say in real life?
This, I played all styles though
But now I'm mostly choosing the opinion I would pick in reallife
>22. Looking forward to Andromeda?
YES!!!!!!!!
>23. Favorite alien race?
Asari/Drell
>24. Favorite DLC?
Overlord
>25. Favorite recruitment mission in ME2?
Archangel
>26. Favorite loyalty mission in ME2
Grunt
>27. Favorite Citadel variant? ME1, 2 or 3?
2
>28. Favorite song in the game?
Uncharted Worlds
>29. Best club?
Afterlife
>30. Least favorite enemy in all 3 games?
Phantoms I guess
>>145010473
Are you German? Are you addicted to Mass Effect and maybe still play ME3MP?
I hope ME4 will deliver us some Frostbite ME1 style exploration, giant space stations and a better multiplayer.
I can't imagine how much time I invested into Me3mp, you only defend 10 waves of enemies all the time, but I still find new character/skill/weapon combos.
>>145025226
>Are you German?
wew lad now you know his secret
Do you guys recommend playing the Shadow Broker part before or after suicide mission? Also If I say to Tali "I'm interested" after her loyalty mission, does that mean that I already locked her? Because I wanna remain loyal to my waifu.
I think Mass Effect would be a lot cooler in first person and without the dynamic camera change in between every sentence. Then you wouldn't have to look at your ugly fuckin shepard if you don't wanna play as Sheploo. I just think it would be a cool idea to have first person and be inside of the helmet when Shep has his helmet on as well.
>>145026939
>Do you guys recommend playing the Shadow Broker part before or after suicide mission?
before
>Also If I say to Tali "I'm interested" after her loyalty mission, does that mean that I already locked her? Because I wanna remain loyal to my waifu.
don't know. just never talk to her.
night /meg/
stay alive, you can do it!
>>144996773
1. Jack
2. Wrex
3. Grunt
4. Garrus
5. Last
6. the derelict reaper
7. Curing the Genophage
8. "black widow"(or some shit) sniper rifle
9. that ones called "hadke kadge" or some shit
10. black/grey
11. cure
12. FORCE both to work together
13. cunts
14. none
15. none
16. EDI in me2
17. Vanguard
18. Tali
19. Jacob
20. Vega
21. Renegade
22. meh
23. Turians
24. Leviathan
25. Convict
26. Jack's
27. Jack's
28. the first half of "end once and for all"
29. what?
30. Biotics
>>145009607
>do it for yourselves damn attentionwhores
i did do it for myself
>>145012394
>>145012851
that's cameron diaz.
>>145034403
>that's cameron diaz
Yes, it is.
off to work.
Stay alive
So I just started playing Mass Effect 1.
Are there any mods that remove/shorten the elevators?
>>144996773
>1. Who is your waifu/husbando?
Ashley
>2. Favorite squad member in ME1?
Garrus
>3. ME2?
Miranda
>4. ME3?
Garrus
>5. Favorite mission in ME1?
The "hidden" sidemissions on every starsystem.
>6. ME2?
Overlord
>7. ME3?
Grissom Academy
>8. Favorite weapon?
Black widow
>9. What kind of armor do you use?
ME1: one with biggest stats. I dunno, didn't pay attention
ME2: non-biotics the one that comes in parts as a DLC, biotics blood dragon armor
ME3: cerberus armor/blood dragon
>10. What color is your armor?
Blue/silver
>11. Cure or continue Genophage?
Cure
>12. Peace between Geth and Quarians? If not, who did you choose to live?
Peace
>13. Thoughts on Cerberus?
Authors pet. There's no way a group this incompetent could've ever gotten so powerful
>14. Favorite anomaly in ME2?
Pass
>15. Favorite hub world?
Illium
>16. Favorite non-squad NPC?
Can't think of anyone
>17. What class do you play as?
First Shep was infiltrator, after that I've been going for soldier
>18. least favorite squad member in ME1?
Kaiden
>19. ME2?
Samara
>20. ME3?
Javik
>21. Paragon or Renegade or do you just choose the option you would say in real life?
Paragon till death
>22. Looking forward to Andromeda?
Not after DA:I
>23. Favorite alien race?
Human. Look, we are alien to them.
>24. Favorite DLC?
Overlord
>25. Favorite recruitment mission in ME2?
Mordin
>26. Favorite loyalty mission in ME2?
Thane
>27. Favorite Citadel variant? ME1, 2 or 3?
ME1
>28. Favorite song in the game?
Mars from ME3
>29. Best club?
Chora's den
>30. Least favorite enemy in all 3 games?
Scion. Seriously, who the fuck thought these bullessponges throwing incredibly hard to dodge projectiles in a game without dodge mechanics was fun?
Dead game
Dead general
never romanced ashley in ME3
think i'm gonna reinstall and play through all over again
question though
is there an optimal time to do the citadel DLC and do people still play multiplayer on PC?
>>145050071
>is there an optimal time to do the citadel DLC
Very last after the final mission. Can also be done before Cerberus Base. All up to you.
>Kill Wrex in ME1 or let Mordin die in ME3.
This is bullshit.
>>144961491
ay holla at me mang
>>145053095
You know, this really highlights how gorgeous her face is
>>145053095
She is easily the best looking female in the game.
>>145050236
It's such a fun fanservice thing, sucks to have to wait that long.
No negative effects of doing Omega ASAP though for that sweet, sweet Lash, right?
Hello!
>>145058531
Hi WG, did you sleep well?~~~
>>145026939
the dialogue changes if you do it after the mission, I prefer after, since Liaras dialogue in your cabin changes to something more emotional.
>>145034403
>that's cameron diaz.
well, fuck you google
>ctrl+f
>no Amy-Victoria
What happened to that attention whore?
>>145053095
>>145053302
>>145054692
>>145058658
I never do.
>>145060090
doesn't matter. after all it's just a fake image of Fraser as well
>>145061006
Perhaps you'd sleep better with me at your side
>>145060228
Yeah, you just run you pussy
>>145061464
perhaps.
>>145062452
We should try it out
For research
>>145063034
come over then, love.
MASS EFFECT GENERAL
>>145063248
Be right there big boy
>>145063379
Male-Shepard/Kaidan roleplay. stop getting angry~
>>145063862
>roleplay
>~
fucking triggered, i need to take a walk
>>145064167
Stay out while you're at it.
Post pretty waifus, MEG.
>>145065969
you first
>>145065997
>>145026168
I'm German too, that is why I asked. I always love to see similar-minded people that will talk about Mass Effect with me. Especially when they also still play ME3MP.
It seems it is dying, but there are the same people playing Platinum every night.
>>145066937
splendid, we have another Achmed Müller.
>>145067271
Wrong.
>>145065969
Jesus, even the fugly elf slave from Dragon Age 2 is prettier than her
>>145068690
I bet you are a pony fag like WG.
>>145065969Jack's cute too
>>145069507
Mediocre at best.
ME has 2 goddesses tho. Pic related
>>145069358
No, Im a Mass Effectr fag.
>>145053095
>>145053302
>>145054692
Ain't that the truth, brozelinis.
>>145063719
[extreme discomfort intensifies]
>>145069507
I would do things to Jack ... even Satan would disavow me.
>>145069703
Kelly and Samara? I can kinda get behind that.
>>145071393
Satan already did, you are the worst humanity has to offer.
>>145071598
You say that like it's a bad thing. You know how hard people tried to be the worst? Hitler? Stalin? G.W. Bush? I'll carry that title with fucking pride! All of you mother fuckers are small time compared to me.
>>145071812
>not even mentioning Mao, the dude that tried the hardest
For shame.
http://i.4cdn.org/v/1465558365447.jpg
Fuck!
>>145071995
>Killings Chinks
>Hard
The Chinese kill themselves all the time. He was just an efficient Chink
>>145069507
P cute.
>>145072249
I tried Guinness once. Never again.
>>145071812
Those people all had morals and did what they thought was right. You are nothing more than a filthy gypsie bringing sorrow to the world just for the hell of it. You wo
uldve been the first in the camps of the people you mentioned above.
>>145072249
How do you get the chocolate rolled like that?
>The Chinese kill themselves all the time.
>implying ruskies don't
>>145072297
I much prefer the best frienemies.
>>145072328
I had fun once. ONCE!
>>145072393
>wo
>uldve
Opinion discarded.
>>145072563
>implying ruskies don't
Slavs, but true.
>>145072393
>bringing sorrow to the world just for the hell of it
>>145072694
Some people just want to see the world burn.
So, meg, which vidya characters do you identify with the most? Pic related.
>>145072879
You fuck engaged chicks and dont even have the guts to tell the guy about it. You deserve no respect, you are literally subhuman tier.
>>145072879
I'd post a pic of Wesker, but I don't feel like googling it.
>>145073140
tl;dr:^)
>>145073321
There's a pasta about how a /v/ anon said he was literally Kefka. I am making fun of it.
>>145073807
How does she put that on?
>>145073961
The leotard?Snugly
>>145073961
The necks of leotards are usually very stretchy. Either that, or a small zipper on the back.
>>145072563
>How do you get the chocolate rolled like that?
Oh, I think they just shave it off a thick chocolate bar. They're some sort of chocolate shavings, i think. At least, I saw it done like that, once.
Ever eaten one of these, MEG?
>>145074760
I'm ashamed to admit I hadn't had a Rollo up until recently.
:3333 so cute ^^
A futa waifu fucking another waifu. Who has the dick and who is getting filled?
>you will never expierience love as pure as FemshepxLiara
>>145076953
I dislike your opinions.
>>145077102
And your opinion is worthless.
>>145076048ZAP!Jack hate fucking Miri. TheZAP!works like a magnification of her clit, the friction and pressure on it from Miri's vaginal walls sends currents that stimulate the equivalent areas of Jack's clit.
>>145077506
Shut up gypsie
>>145077697
Oh, jew!
>>145077993
I dont censor my nose on pictures like you
Bald waifus?
>>145069358
>ponyfag
stop spreading lies, I hate ponies, even in real life.
>>145070825
good, good.
>>145071812
good man
>>145072249
I don't really know what that is but I just picked fresh strawberries and had a few Bratwürstchen so everything is fine.also I'm eating a black, red and white colored popsicle right now,
>>145079450
I bet you fantazise about muslim cock while sucking it xD
I couldn't resist downloading Warcraft 3 after seeing the movie. Hot damn, all this nostalgia!
Watcha doin', MEG?
>>145076048
Samara demolishing Aria's butthole, as her comically small MT dangles impotently underneath. Drooling fluid that come in bursts as samara's thrusts.
When they finish the bed is soaked with Aria's pre. Samara collapses on top of her, the juticar's humongous breasts pushing on the crimelord's back. She notices that her partner has yet to climax, her tiny MT pulsing against the bedding, anus contracting around her spent MT. Samara reaches down and gives her a quick reach around. She cums all over herself and bucks until she's completely drained. A starry sky of white rivulets cover her belly as she collapses on the moistened bedding. The powerful contractions pushed Samara's softening cock out along with a sizable amount of her gooey gift.
Aria stammers, don't tell anyone with a shallow imitiation of her epynomus angry snarl. And glares at Samara who has risen up and stands before her, the floppy tube hanging down to her knees. Glistening in the dim light. Samara said nothing.
They were both silent for a minute as the justicar's member slowly retracted. She cleaned herself with aria's pillowcase, inch by inch as her glistening member coiled up inside her and then thew the pillowcase on her lover's face, soaked with lewd excretions.
She left without another word. Aria just laid there. Silently relishing the scent of her filthy pillowcase for half an hour before she finally rose up on shaky legs and took a long shower.
In the morning she had to buy yet another set of bedsheets, and the fabric recycler smelled of fruit and sex yet again.
>>145078291
No, sorry, I got nothing creative or funny to retort and that's just hostile. I'm just gonna ignore you again now.
>>145079095
I read best waifus. But one does not exclude the other.All Asari are bald
>>145079450
I know, right?
>>145080827
>Warcraft 3
Terrible story mode. WC1&2 are where it's at.
>>145080838
tl;dr, dude. tl;dr
>>145081220
too lewd; do remove?
>>145080838
Tl dr
>>145080481
>XDXDXD
just go to sleep already
>>145082764
why so salty~~~ o.0
>>145080827
Going to sleep, so I can get up and study/lab before work.
>>145080838
>the justicar's member slowly retracted
>no bulge in her justicar suit
>no huge MT getting sweaty when she's fighting and running around on Illium.
>>145086094
I'm sure it slips out when she focused on other things. Like running down criminals or shooting mercs.
>>145080827
>Warcraft 3
>nostalgia
and I feel very old again.
>>145080838
>gooey gift
>smelled of fruit
If there are fleshlights in ME modeled on alien genitalia, which would be the most popular?
>>145087935
human or asari
>>145087935
>tfw parents find moldy quarian fleshlight (With light and sound action.) under bed.
>>145086907
It was released 14 years ago, man.
>>145088219
>tfw found qt quarian on a bench, passed out.
>tfw making her some eggs. Just a bowl of eggs.
>add some chewing gum, to make it dextro.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have-"
>She's gone.
>rubber girlfriend on the bed. Window open.
>Wallet is gone too.
>>145088219
>capital letter and period in parenthesis
Yup, that's Ed.
>>145089539Goddammit.
It's a bad habit (I'll try to shake it).
>>145088219
I wondered what they would even look for under your bed in the first place until
>parents hear weird sounds out of your room
>when standing in front of closed door, disco-like light effects in different colors showing from under the door accompany the sound effects
>>145089347
>add some chewing gum, to make it dextro.
also better check if you still got both your kidneys
>>145089802
Do not.
>>145089839
>Tinny warbling moans and badly compressed porn music play from the speakers.
>>145090110
Don't worry, I've got other tells that I'm sure you'll pick up on. Shitty grammar, long posts, overuse of commas and the very limited library of pictures that I post.
>>145090363
I almost always recognize your posts,as I am sure a lot of people recognize mine.
>>145090924
We've all got tells I guess.
EUROs begin in 20 minutes, hyped as fuck, /sp/ is back in tournament mode, what a time to be alive, lads!
>>145090363
>Shitty grammar, long posts, overuse of commas and the very limited library of pictures that I post.
Also, you know, the quarian stuff.
>>145092342
Tuned in to watch a little, and what a spectacle it is. Music, airplanes and flags all over. Pretty damn cool. Let's just hope there are no kebabs waiting to strike when it all kicks off.
I have no interest in football but the sheer scale of it all never ceases to impress me. Consider the coliseum, and compare it to a contemporary football stadium. The difference in scale is astounding.
It's a shame we don't do gladiatorial games anymore though. I'm sure there are volunteers who'd be willing to spill blood for our enjoyment. But VR might make it a thing, or that armour project.
>>145093823
>It's a shame we don't do gladiatorial games anymore though.
We'd finally get to see knights versus samurai.
>>145095151
>not pirates versus ninjas
What is /meg/'s opinion on the ending of ME3?
>>145093809
That too.
>>145095151
Muh katana fags would finally realize that European swords are better. At least against armored opponents.And then an overweight redneck with a shotty trump them both.
Both samurai and knights are cool as fuck though.
>>145095607
Would the ninjas fight fair though, or would the prates just be found dead in their ship, barrels of poisoned rum surrounding them?
>>145095980
Shit.
>>145095980
we will never stop being mad
>>145096069
>"poisoning" pirates when they drink grog
WE
WUZ
KANGZ
>>145095980
JAM makes it bearable, vanilla ending is an insult to anyone who played the games.
>>145098643
Now I remember the MEHEM mod for some reason. I wonder how developed it ever got.
>>145096378
Ah, but the ninjas know this and simply dilute the grog. The pirates system can't handle anything less than the strongest grog, fresh water will be lethal to them.
>>145098836
what if the pirates attack first and wipe out the ninjas' coast fortress before they even know war has started?
>>145098836
MEHEM is finished from what I read, JAM is basically the better version with the extended Anderson conversation and (optional) completely cut out starchild.
The epilogue is better aswell, and you see Shepard reunited with her/his LI in the end.
Its the perfect ending anybody could develope from the carcass that the vanilla ending was.
thinking back it enrages me again how insulting it was from EA to finish a franchise like this, I can only hope this rage culminates in a heart attack that relieves me from the pain life is. holy shit I hate real life
>>145099112
The law of conservation of ninjitsu will hit the pirates in the face, instead of several pretty mediocre ninjas, you'll have one or two badasses crawling out of the ruins.
Or maybe they all die, no badass could take coastal bombardment armed with only blades, poisons and subterfuge.
>>145099221
I see.
The starchild and choices are the worst I think, but bioware really wrote themselves into a corner with the reapers because they had to have them be invading, the game should have been about preventing the invasion since ME1 and 2 established that a full on reaper attack is pretty much unstoppable.
I would love for ME3 to have been a game in which you explore the galaxy, the different planets to convince rulers, militaries and civvies to bring their fleets to a specific location at a specific time. Then find a way to move the citadel, maybe do a miniature coup at the last moment?The keepers have been reversing the prothean 'fix' that kept all the reapers from emerging from the citadel. You do the reasonable thing and move the citadel into an extremely shallow orbit around a star, with combined fleets orbiting above. Reapers pop out and go right into the star, those that escape are pummeled or even rammed into the star.
Then there's a showdown on the citadel, deep in its guts. where TIM is trying to save the reapers, he's basically neo-saren and there's a boss fight then a hasty escape as the eezo from all the reapers are messing with the star's core, causing it to become a red giant. All the while more and more reapers are launched into the star.
The citadel is engulfed in the upper layers of the star, it closes up and you must fight your way to a control center.
Then, in the end. You emerge triumphantly in the Citadel, white hot and partially melted, limping out from the corona using ME fields and the thrust from thousands of tons of citadel being vaporized at the end facing the star.
>>145100529
>but bioware really wrote themselves into a corner with the reapers because they had to have them be invading
they really didn't have to do that at all, what if the games were just some perpetual last minute save to prevent the reapers from coming into the galaxy from outside the galaxy?
>>145101047
That's what I'm getting at. They shot themselves in the foot because they (thanks to arrival as well) thought they had to have the reapers invade While it has been established that the galaxy is screwed if reapers arrive already. The focus should have been on eliminating them before they arrive, not letting them arrive and then space magicking them away. But I guess the imagery of reapers plummeting down and attacking London were just too damn dramatic andhypeto pass up.
>>145101475
and it literally wasn't in the game. fuck bioware. fuck EA
>>145100529
>>145101475
>tfw hobby writers can write a better and more consistent ending than professional writers who received real, actual currency for the ending of Mass Effect 3
>gawker filed for bankruptcy
thank you based Hogan
no more kotaku clickbait shit
>>145105254
How delightful.
>>145103635
Thanks anon!
It's a shame the endings were that bad, the franchise and the fans deserved better. I'd say we areentitledto a better ending, or at least some closure.
>>144979880
>Schedule Time 12:30PM PT / 3:30PM ET
that's 10.30 PM on sunday evening in europe
