Thanemancer edition
ITT we:
>m'lady
>edgy vegetarians
>why Thane is best husbando and waifu at the same time
>banter
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUXHBImQbw4
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Previous thread: >>143744158
people who eat meat should all be killed
>>144352156
I ate a burger today. Pretty good.
Also been replaying Mass Effect 3. Just finished the Citadel coup so of course my husbando is dead but it doesn't affect me anymore. It just sticks out to me how many of these moments don't actually make you feel any emotion and are just plain lazy writing.
Can we not have a retarded argument this time, be it fucking married whores or eating meat?
>>144352156
what the fuck is this first post, go kill yourself.
Liara best waifu, picture follows
>>144352156
You need that brotein, brah.
>>144352583
triggering carnivorous plebs is actually pretty fun
>>144352039
>banter
as if
http://i.imgur.com/TzgwXCl.jpg
nth for /dag/
>>144352994
>no-texture Traynor and Tali
No, thanks.
>>144352994
not enough cocks
>>144352760
Mentioned
>>144352760
nah
>>144353712
>posting the low-quality version
Shiggy diggy
>>144354252
>tfw i have no face
>>144354336
>>144353712
who are these people with Feron's waifu?
>>144352994
I want to tongue Jack's ass.
>>144353712
>>144354582
>this triggers the autist
life could be so good
>>144354471
Oh you're so mean
>>144354582
>things filthy shitskins write
http://i.imgur.com/gNiW2jK.jpg
>>144355139
I didnt need that picture of Liara in my head!
>>144292626
C R E E P Y
>>144355882
>bitter and pretentious 34 year old manchild
these golden words from /dag/ describing WG perfectly
>>144355702
Wouldnt it be more efficient to just take the brick to the bag of pepes and smash them with it?
>>144355882
How am I a tumblrina if I barely even use my stupid tumblr ; __ ;
>>144356961
We have actual hardcore tumblrinas, so don't get too upset
>>144356868
>not knowing and understanding the very complex procedures to worship kek
apply yourself
>>144356281
I am not pretentious.
I'm trying to use the bonus power packs mod from here: http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/344/? But it isn't working because all the tools that bypass dlc integrity checks for ME3 are for the origin version. Does anyone have a dlc integrity bypasser for the 3DM Game Ultimate Collector's edition?
>FlamboyantVapidAvians
>WaryKeyAmericanwirehair
>SlipperyWhoppingElectriceel
>>144358601
>still makes the scalp move
For fuck's sake.
>>144358601
>those goddamn tentacles
>my.mixtape.moe/mmkzdx.mp4
>my.mixtape.moe/iitpjy.mp4
>>144357903
out of all things you pick this....atleast you are honest to yourself
>DA community has more weirdo tumblr types
>MEG is still more gay than /dabwg/
I don't get it
>don't criticize bad things because of feelings
>>144360160
both files are corrupt or am I too dumb?
>>144354582
The feeling is mutual my friend.
>>144360792
>not loving cock
>2186
You gay or something bro
>>144364197
>mutual
So Jack's ass wants to tongue OCD?
>tfw you'll never be able to invite Jack up to your captains quarters and listen to Dr. Dre while doing cocaine with her
>>144364505
can't really say I ever missed out on that feel
>>144364505
>jack will never pour up a 4 with you while listening to future
why even live
>>144366317
simple english please
>>144367141
four ounces of codeine cough syrup whilst listening to the musical stylings of nayvadius wilburn
>>144366317
>Jack will never smoke a blunt with you while listening to Nas
what's the point in living
night meg
>>144367278
Interesting tidbit I noticed.
During the conversation with Garrus at the memorial wall post-Citadel coup, he no longer says that he's happy we didn't have to add a name to the wall.
Instead he said "I'm glad Kaidan didn't have to join Ash." I'm assuming it would be vice versa if you have Ashleigh alive in your game.
>>144366317
>jack will never wake up early, have a nice cup of coffee, and go for a healthy jog with you
life is pain
>>144377970
>You will never get to go on the citadel shopping with Jack while people give you weird looks for hanging out with a tattooed psycho but you don't care because that's your woman
>>144367367
>nAs
>smoking weed
Kys
>>144379565
What's the problem?
OFFICIAL WAIFU TIER LIST:
GOD TIER:
>Liara
>Jack
>EDI
GOOD TIER:
>Miranda
>Samara
>Kasumi
OKAY TIER:
>Ashley
>Traynor
DIRTY GYPSY TRASH TIER:
>Tali
>Every Quarian
>>144381654
Where is Chakwas or Greenberry?
Shit list
>>144386827
Chakwas is God Tier, Greenberry is good tier.
>>144381654
Liara is a shit waifu for shit people who have shit tastes. No redeeming features. Mary sue in a race full of mary sues who the game practically forces you to be in a relationship with.
ACTUAL OFFICIAL WAIFU TIER LIST
>Pure Love Tier
Miranda Lawson
>God Tier
Jack
EDI
Kasumi
>Good Tier
Samara
Traynor
Ashley
Shiala
>Don't Bother Tier
Tali
Liara
>>144387373
>Pure Love Tier
>Miranda Lawson
Pffft. Sure. Let's go with that.
>>144388119
Think that's an understatement? How would you word it?
I went with that because it's the most pedestrian way of getting the feelings down. Don't want anything getting lost on the grognards that post here
>pic related, those who dont like lawson
>>144387373
>>144386827
is tm mad she didn't make scars list
are they still meg otp
>>144388276
Miranda doesn't love you nearly as much as Jack loves you. Miranda is cool and all, but Liara and Jack certainly love you more than Miranda does. Hell, Miranda doesn't even love you more than herself or her sister.
>>144387373
No Chakwas though?
4/10
>>144388370
He's trying to show off for /meg/ but we all know who wears the pants.
>>144391379
Why would you come here with lies? Miranda doesn't need to explicitly say it because actions and dialogue, pay attention to the nuance pleb. Even Liara says she has warmed up as a person incredibly with Shepard in her life.
>>144392157
Chakwas would be in God tier, over sight
>implying you wear pants
>>144387373
Woah, ain't you edgy boy
>>144352156
reys mixers like you should all be killed
>>144387373
>Pure Love Tier
>Miranda Lawson
I approve of this
>>144393419
>implying you wear pants
woah!
>>144387373
>Pure Love Tier
>Miranda Lawson
I'm not gonna dispute that. But nobody's romance has a more heart wrenching effect than on Jack. Breaks down in tears and lets herself in your arms like silly putty to do with as you like. No other woman surrenders to you like that.
Miranda and Ash have the most "normal" behaviours, as in well adjusted human beings.
Liara clearly has behavioural problems. She is clingy and a shut in. She will go out of her way to please you and basically has no backbone. Problems with abandonment and a constant need to prove herself. Also a control freak.
Tali is more of the same. Abandonment issues, just as clingy, doesn't know what love is, instead goes on with this childlike infatuation she has of you. Also, Shepard's commanding nature reminds her of her father. You could stick your dick in her and she'd go crazy, but other than that, she is boring. Utterly and irredeemably boring.
The rest we have no idea what they are like in relationships, so can't rightly say.
>>144399370
I'm downloading Manhattan Night in 1080p. Goddamn that woman. How can fucking 'Straya raise such gorgeous women?
>>144403156
>Breaks down in tears and lets herself in your arms like silly putty to do with as you like. No other woman surrenders to you like that.
and in that moment you tell her
-ughh.. but Jack, I like men
>>144403290
Polish jeans
>>144403445
And then http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464677409064.webm happens. But with theZAP!
>>144403924
christ
>>144403564
>jeans
alright you homos. Whos the better renegade waifu? Ashley or Liara?
>>144409673
ash
>>144409673
>better waifu
Ashley
>>144409673
assley
>>144409673
liara is too pure for renegade
>>144403924
>it surely is bigger than my, said shepard
>>144410332
she's a conquest
>>144403924
I CAN'T STOP WATCHING
>>144413065
too bad
>>144414789
is that her real 2nd armor or some custom made stuff by the artist?
>>144417169
DLC armour with texture change.
Muhammad Ali is dead. Who is he going to kill next?
>>144417902
The devil collecting his souls...
>>144419012
that's Stan Lee. He's taking other people's souls to prolong his own unholy life.
ten
bruh
BRUH
Clurbur's new pic on IG.
>>144424887
She needs to make more movies.
>>144425947
Did you save the .webm WG made? I forgot to.
>>144426183
Sorry, don't have it either.
>>144426183
this one?
there are 3 more, I just have to remove the sound
>>144426793
Thank you,
>>144427159
>>144426793
Oh, wait, I just saw that you can download videos from the site I get Instagram images on. They're a lot higher-res'd than IG lets on.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MARAUDER
Dude, fuckin' what? Vehicle-mounted plasma railgun?
PLS GIB
Should've had prototype shit like that in Mass Effect.
>>144426793
Thanks WG.
>>144428286
Huh, never heard of it
>>144427364
The video with sound, by the way. Just sounds of the ocean and other ambient noises, but whatever.
>https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/13233770_1774153232815474_130140017_n.mp4
>>144428286
It sounds somewhat similar to the geth plasma shotgun, but single, large burst instead of three.
Staying in a cozy Swedish hut?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUmCorQpDpQ
>>144434601
Swedish accent is one of my favourites
>>144434601
Lovely comfy accomodations.
>>144434718
I believe eddrf did a vocaroo a while back.
>>144436248
link!!
>>144436371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aoVbw3KxO0
I couldn't find the other one. I think he made another one at least. In this one he reads some fic about an alternate drone for Tali.
>>144436849
muh MT
>>144436849
does anyone have WG's vocaroo?
>>144437634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1si7d9s0cfg
>>144437880
sounds like hermann horing
>>144437880
sounds about right
WG should do joi haha just for fun haha
>page 10
>>144437880
>you will never fall asleep in WG's loving and strong arms feeling perfectly safe while he reads Foust to you
just end it foam
>>144444920
They're all too busy imagining WG/eddrf joi to post.
>>144446207
>imagining WG/eddrf joi
what ?
>>144446397
I think that means yaoi
the illusive man did literally nothing wrong
>>144446397
Jerkoff instructions
>>144453380
biggest turn-off that emerged in the last year
>>144453380
>>144455725
>reaper_by_elemental_wyvern-da549kp.jpg
>it's not a reaper
>>144455725
>reaper
OK
>>144455725
>>144457307
organics, when will they learn?
>>144458050
Only without their consent, through Synthesis.
Extremely alien aliens with strange limbs, weird customs and a body like nothing ever seen. And dangling between the forelimbsA pair of perfect breasts, as though plucked from a supermodel and glued to the monstrosity.?
>>144458267
maybe they should just join the consensus
Going to finally play through trilogy with femshep. Who's the best husbando?
>>144409673
>renegade waifu?
>Ashley or Liara?
Jack.
>>144437880
Would invade Poland withand force CDPR to work on Cyberpunk 2077
>>144459230
Liara
>>144459057
I don't like where this is going
>>144459057
I like the sound of those tits, and curious about the strange body.
>>144459230
Thane duh. Or Garrus I guess if you want a romance that actually continues into ME3.
>>144460019
>muh dead wife
>muh problematic teenage son
>muh lung cancer
>>144464483
fuck!!
>>144464483
Holy Christ, those tiny, blue panties.
>>144452080
1/10 made me reply
>>144352039
Played ME3 and hated what happened. Have not purchased a Bioware game since.
>>144466665
good lad
God damn I love zootopia, just watched it and I'm glad I did.
Makes me wish there were more alien animals in ME.Anthropomorphic varren? Chubby turians with fursuits?
>>144468415
you need to leave!
>>144468415
HeT
>>144468415
it's time for a sexuality check for you, really.
>>144468415
>>144473531
best gif that came ever out of this shitty youtube video and lebeuf's life
>>144463152
These are all true.
Your other choices though are Garrus who is extremely awkward for the hambeasts, Kaidan who is just boring as fuck, and Jacob who leaves you for another woman because he doesn't see you for six months?? And who gives a fuck about Larry or Traynor?
>>144475552
they're all shit and liara is awkward. fuck. after all this time I really wonder how I could like all the romancing crap.
>>144477979
I dunno man. I'm a guaranteed Normie™ but I still really liked them when I did them.
>>144478595
you are a namefag on 4chan. you are per definition not a normie.
if this was reddit, okay, but not 4chan.
>>144480658
I've also been posting in meg since 2012 so I've had time to develop as a person from a weirdo to a Normie xD reeeeeee ! ~
last bump from me
hows the Expanded Galaxy Mod for mass effect 3? is it all shit?
>>144487861
I think someone linked it here like half a year back but I can't remember any mention of it afterwards. check out the comments on nexusmod, maybe they are a bit more helpful
Morning meg
>>144486730
Nice Joker
>>144484489
please stop, my erection can only get so large
>>144498203
I live in Arizona, it is 12:30 at night here, but goodmorning
guess I'll save you
http://orig14.deviantart.net/dcbf/f/2016/156/b/2/posing_test_by_violanarrayya-da55v8m.jpg
>>144500083
Should be morning in about a couple hours more there.
>>144499974
you misspelt revulsion
>>144508970
Is there a person on this earth who finds this arousing?
>>144510164
according to the "artist" it was just a test post
Will they show any Andromeda shit at E3?
>>144510164
I don't know who or how, but presumably there's at least one such.
>>144510469
Yes. EA has a panel and they are going to talk about ME:A. It's one of the games they want to push and show off, because it releases in March 2017.
The SSV Ain Jalut SR-2 was the second Normandy class frigate. Launched nine months after the Normandy's destruction, the Ain Jalut was built to continue the experiment of this controversial design in the Alliance Navy. Particulars of its operations since then are classified though speculation has placed it in systems in the Attican Traverse, Skylian Verge and Terminus Systems and one publicized report put it at a batarian colony. Her successes and accomplishments following the loss of the Normandy helped put the class into production.
Named after the Battle of Ain Jalut in 1260 between Mamluks and the Mongols.
>>144500083
>living in a desert
amerilards everyone
>>144513241
>tfw no counter-piracy and counter-slaver operations in the Attican Traverse with the Ain Jalut as homebase
>tfw never gonna be supported by Alliance destroyers SSV Superior and Yangtze (because destroyers are named after rivers and lakes) in certain missions, including orbital bombardment using a laser designator
Origin game of this month is something called Nox
>>144514707
Pretty bad feel but I've had enough painting a target with a laser
>>144516027
>installing origin on your system
yeah. nah
>>144518843
Awful
>>144518843
>>144518843
>>144522771
asari sluts
>>144514707
>tfw hiding in the bushes as SSV superior cracks the armoured cap of an underground slaver base.
>tfw trekking down into the devastated crevasse, dug out in a millisecond by spinal accelerator fire from orbit.
>tfw firefight in clouds of oily smoke, muffled screams and the zip of passing bullets.
>emerging into a dim market square, hastily fortified. The smell of incense and sl*t still lingers, but no slaves to be found.
>More pirates emerge from narrow alleys and dwellings carved into the rock.
>Tfw picking the defenders off one by one. Slowly advancing, waiting for a slaver to poke his ugly face out.
>You're surrounded by the hiss of overheating heatsinks. Then, in the air, the dull red glow of a thrown thermal clip a desperate slaver hurls at you.
>The slaver hides behind a slave-crate, bullets pass right through.
>Blood on the floor.
>Taking a break on an outcrop above a transit hub. You hear the sound of your other team, they successfully intercepted the escaping slavers and 'merchandise'
>SSV Superior seals the other exits with relativistic fury. The world shakes, dust gets in your ration pack.
>The remaining BTs fight hard, but you advance slowly, calmly. They are afraid and rush out in desperate pushes outwards.
>Teargas emitting drones flutter from the backpack of your engineer.
>More BTs, some turians. All clad in underwear and little else run from the gas. They're armed with small concealable sidearms. Neo-derringers, single shot omni weaponry. utterly ineffective, the slug bounce of your barriers and ping of the walls.
>You kill them all.
>Next mission the slavers take hostages and adapt to your tactics.
>Each base has several ways to deal with the resident slavers.
>>144514707
If the destroysers are named after lakes and rivers, and the Caspian Sea is the largest lake on Earth, would the ship be called the SSV Caspian Sea or the SSV Caspian? Same thing with the Aral Sea (formerly the fourth largest lake).
>>144522937
>asari
>sluts
that doesn't have to be pointed out
>>>/s/16743431
lads...
>>144528592
didn't see it sorry
>>144508970
violanarrayya himself
>>144532203
apparently it's a she, fat and German.
>40+ minutes
wew lad
>empire values strength and humans
>teams up with aliens
this star wars/mass effect makes no fucking sense
>>144533874
WG alter ego
>>144537364
Why do the female characters always have to use two swords? Whether it's omniblades or lightsabers, always two. Why not a buckler? Or a smaller blade, or just one?
>>144540084
because they're strong and independent
>43 minutes
weew
MFW no female Drell
>>144545168
Feels bad man.
>>144545168
>boobs
>on a lizard
>>144545367
maybe they give birth like us mammals
>>144545367
>lizard
>on 2 legs and not 4
>no tail
>>144545367
Read Lacerta. Also only small boobs.
>>144514464
Arizona is great though, it's not that bad of a place to live. Sure the weather gets hot but it's bearable.
Who would win in a war? The mass effect universe or the Halo universe?
>>144547825
ME universe, because of ME fields
>>144547825
Halo universe because of proper ships, resource availability, an earth that's been drilled into a war economy and education for decades and availability of super weapons.
we're so fucking dead today
>>144552716
it's just others being more active. lots of new/hype games right now. also can't blame people after so many years to have other interests. just look how seldom we really talk about mass effect. it's hopefully going to get better after E3.
Only 9 days to go.I'd even wager some people go outside when the weather is nice.
is there a specific thing which you never did in mass effect trilogy ?
>>144554898
I actually missed all the ME1 cerberus quests.
>>144554898
having a feeling of closure and satisfaction after ME3.
>Kai Reng
>>144557981
>Cerberus thanks you for all your hard work
>>144558250
>>144558440
Kai Ling is a spectacular character, I respect him and like him very much
>>144559285
best villain in all of games
>>144558250
>>144558536
>Not Lu Meng
>Not Taishi Ci
>Not Dong Zhuo
>Not Cao Pi
>Not Cao Ren
>Not Zhuge Liang
>Not Liu Bei
And the Musou roster has a hundred more characters to name.
>>144559414
In all of gaming.
Anyone still in the eternal addiction (ME3MP)?
>>144560857
>In all of gaming.
>>144557981
>>144558250
>>144558440
>>144558536
you do you fucking homo always spam this mongolian rapechild?
is it that you are sexually attracted to this handicapped piece of shit or why are you so obsessed with him?
all you do is give him attention of which he does deserve none.
just end your miserable life senpai
>>144563687
femshep guro is my fetish
>>144563687
THAT MEANS IF YOU EVER POST A PICTURE OF A CARPET YOU ARE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO A CARPET RIGHT?
>>144564715
i mean tilefucker exists, so anything is possible
>>144564969
>i mean femshep autist exists, so anything is possible
>>144566070
what a magical time we live in
>>144566179
there's just too much magic I don't like
>>144568416
well, everybody has to make sacrifices
wew imagine if we were active
>>144571241
don't let your imagination run too wild, we have to contend with the cold realities of the word
>>144572297
what a cruel world we live in
good night meg, die well.
>>144580615
you can always count on us to die
speaking of which, page 10
Sup /meg/?
Awhile back I recall that someone was working on a 3d printer project for all the guns in Mass effect, piece by piece.
Anyone post anything like that or have any follow up?
>>144587173
Not that I remember.
btw, morning, meg
Just finished Rannoch and brokered peace between the geth and the quarians.
The destroy ending killing all the geth is so fucking stupid. You have all these choices through ME2 and 3 that are necessary to make this happen and in order to accomplish what you set out to do from the start you need to make all of it irrelevant.
It was so obviously something thrown in there so that people wouldn't overwhelmingly choose the destroy option.
I fucking hate Bioware and it's shitty writing so much.
Whats you're favourite alien? Mines the Drell.
>>144596329
illegal
>>144596329
Quarians are pretty interesting
>>144595835
hurr gotta pick synth to make peace w everything
Destroy>Control>Synth, my opinion is fact
>>144596690
I'm inclined to agree. I think destroy should have had the Happy Ending™ if you fulfilled all requirements. Control was good as just like a different ending. Synthesis was stupid.
>>144596951
That's the only ending where they tease that Shepard might still be alive so technically it is the Happy Ending™ where a crack team lead by Lawson recovers Shepard again then they sail off in the sunset.
Synthesis was fucking stupid. It was the Saren ending. Fuck Saren
>>144597248
No, the Happy Ending™ (TM for Thanemancer) ending is when Shepard is alive and bangs Vega as a rebound but then falls in love and they sail into the sunset.
Then they all die and there's a four way across the sea.
What squad does MEG use for the majority of the series?
From my Infiltrator and Sentinel playthroughs
>ME1
Ashley and Wrex
>ME2
Miranda and Jacob entire game
>ME3
Vega and Javik, sometimes Javik is subbed for EDI or Ashley
>>144597854
>you will never bang Thane's hot dead wife
>>144600904
Your squads are shit
>ME1
It doesn't matter, I usually play with Garrus and Kaidan because they have the tech abilities that allow hacking, decrypting, etc.
>ME2
Thane for warp, Miranda for warp/overload. Perfect combination with my infiltrator. Sit back, use their powers or my own incinerate to get rid of all three types of protection, then headshot. Slam as a bonus power in case anyone gets too close.
>ME3
EDI for incinerate/overload and either Garrus or Kaidan for overload, depending on how I feel at the time.
Also
>you will never bang Thane's hot dead wife
why live
>>144600904
every playthrough of ME1 was always garrus and wrex regardless of class, wasn't favouritism i just didn't have a clue how to play.
