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>Yo! WE are the new and improved diverse face of Hackers everywhere, Fighting together to bring the 1% down and commit the biggest Hack in world history! Epic!
UGHHHHHH..... Really Ubisoft? First they make a assassins creed game where Carl Marxist was a good guy trying to take down the ''evil'' capitalist countries. Now this?
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>>340521384
What the hell is that scooter segway thing in the back?
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>>340521384
>That aliasing on the studs on his jacket

Christ the game is ugly already
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>>340521384
>Alienware
Fucking dropped.
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>>340521474
Niggerbot 420
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>ubisoft is pandering it's absolute damnest to keep from falling into bankruptcy.
Feels good to see that shitty company finally bite it.
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>>340521384
>MC and his woman modeled after BLM spokespeople.
When will this cancer end?
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If anything, the protag is just over designed. Too much shit going on.

Also, why have all games had this exact same graphical style going on lately? Some areas in WD2 look like they're ripped out of Fallout 4.
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>>340521474
Token handicapped guy
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What's the fucking point of the paint spray?
How is graffiti going to help them hack? Does Ubisoft even know what hacking is?
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>>340521384
>hack of the history
ftfy

its just sunset overdogs
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>>340523750
kekold
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>>340521384
what's with the "cool hacker" thing that keeps coming back in popular media?

i know few dudes that are very into coding, sometimes hacking and sure as hell they don't look like kanye west.
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>>340523927
I'm pretty fucking sexy and I code.
But I'm a manlett at 5'10
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MOM'S
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>>340521793
If you're actually hoping ubisoft will go under, you'll be disappointed. They've been expanding like mad and are only going to be producing more and more in the coming years. They've been hiring like crazy here in Canada.
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>>340521384
Got to give it to them, when it comes to being out of touch and showing that you're obviously a collection of suits with no fucking idea what's going on, Ubisoft really manage to be number one in the field of vidya retardation. I can almost see that they just did a quick google search for "anarchists" followed by "hot topic" and that was that, game style achieved.

Full fucking kek.
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>>340524202
SPAGHETTI
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>>340523927
The most realistic "best hack ever" game would be something like Papers Please. Just a simple point and click that involves lots of reading.
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>>340523783
They are rebels, dude. Of course graffiti is in there.
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>>340521474
>>340521658
R2-DINDU
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>>340524521
>>340524521
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>>340523750
>>340523872
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>>340524382
but why do they feel the need to do romanticize hacking?
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>>340521384
Can't wait for it to come out! Already pre-ordered for me and all my LGBWTFBBQ friends!
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What's with this new trend of making everyone early 2000's tier edgy?
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>>340524521
This is too good
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>>340524521
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>>340524646
because otherwise the game wouldn't work? this is a AAA open world action game, they NEED to romanticize it
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>>340524521
Wew lad.
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The first watchdogs was fucking abysmal.....how on earth did a sequel get greenlit.

What world am I living in?

Also whoever did that concept art needs to be slowly killed, god damn that is terrible.
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>>340521384
Jet Sket Radio western reboot.jpg
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>>340524521
Thread's over, everybody go home.
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SPAZ IF YOU WANT TO
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>>340524857
I guess the sales and pre-sales were good. Don't forget the power of hype.
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>>340521384
How is it even possible that Ubisoft could be so out of touch as to make a game about l33t haxx0r anarchists who fight the man and then escape with radical parkour stunts WITHOUT doing it ironically as a send-up of early 90's hacker depictions in media?

I feel like there's real potential for a kitschy comedy full of ridiculous 90's high tech tropes here, but instead they're playing it straight. Did they expect any other reaction besides ridicule?
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>>340521384
>a assassins
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How come when people want diversity, they just put a nigger as the MC and everything is sorted out?
Asians, Arabs, Hispanics get almost no representation, are they just "too white" to matter?
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>>340524521
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>>340521793
Watch dogs 1 was like the 10th best sold game on PS4, I dont know why you think they are in any way "biting it".
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>>340525531
''Diversity'' is code word for Pro-Black now. Asians don't even count as diverse anymore for some reason.

Hispanics get counted as white unless black, Arabs even get counted as white sometimes.
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>>340525531
Don't care about the skin colour.
It's just that i know he will be Aiden tier garbage again so i might aswell meme it up.
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>>340525531
Because it doesn't really matter. Only a tiny portion of the population "wants diversity" and it's not like they even buy games. So companies just put a black dude in, nobody really cares (except /v/ apparently) and they make the same game while having something to point to when SJWs beg for diversity.
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>>340525531
I'd play it if I could be a hispanic hacking all the cars into low riders.
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>>340521384
>>340525531
i like how the nigger is the one carrying a pistol in his hand seems like the only one willing to directly create violene
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>>340521384
>black people
>computers
Lmao...nah
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>>340525531
diversity just means shoehorning niggers and pretending their average IQ isnt 65-85. its basically social justice by another name.
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>>340521384
We want the saints row audience, to bad it doesn't have one
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>>340525329
Nigger, this is the perfect example of old people in suits that are in control of the company. It's what they think is hip and cool, they want to appeal to the young ones. The youth culture.

They are out of touch obviously, but it gets through. Investors and shit liked it, it seems.
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>>340525815
violence.
fuck
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>>340524657
>WTFBBQ

now there's a meme that brings me back
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>>340521384
DUDE
HACKING
LMAO
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>>340525824
Tell that to my father and brother, faggotron
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DAILY REMINDER
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>>340525751
Look at the free publicity man. They could hire an army of shills and they couldn't do a better job than /pol/ is doing for them. Having a black protagonist is just a solid business decision at this point.
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>>340521384
I'm glad they are dropping the "realistic setting" and going for a fantasy approach - Dragons, Magic, Niggers writing code - i like that far out stuff.
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>>340526049
its a classic, good times
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>>340521384
but Marx sensei was the good guy
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>>340521384
This is the cringiest try-hard shit I've ever seen. It's causing me physical pain
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>>340526212
cheeky
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>>340521384
I think it needs a little more aliasing.
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>>340524521
lol
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>>340521384
Someone bring this to /g/
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Goddamn, Ubisoft is always good for a laugh. What would we do without them? Jesus, I love it. Keep it fucking coming, looking forward to the marketing and /v/ reactions.
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>>340524521
Medium kek.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuaC_WfIteY
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>>340521384
its a christian youth counseling group that does school presentations
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Someone needs to edit "Featuring Dante from the Devil may cry series" onto that.
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>>340521384
Stay mad /pol/
It's reality, corporations like Walmart feed off of the poor to earn money and use disgusting tactics
Watchdogs 1 looks like shit, but this looks bad ass.
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>>340526180
or perhaps...
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Can you actually go any lower than this?
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>>340526612
I've asked myself that very question multiple times with modern Ubisoft.

They always surpassed themselves. They will find a way. Ubisoft is a really bizarre company.
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>>340526612
the girl is actually trans
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>>340521384

>Protag is a criminal hacker, hacking into peoples personal life, able to steal money, make others crash their cars and become paralyzed or dead. mercilessly slays people for personal gain and tries to overthrow the government and several respected companies with sheer force, cheap tricks and shady tactics.

>Black

BRAVO UBISOFT
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>We want the Linkin park audience
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>>340526534
nice try ubishill, clever smokescreen by insulting one of your flopped products
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Despite having looked at that picture in stunned disgust multiple times, I only just noticed the MC has Ayden's fox logo on his bandana.

Think there will be a direct relation between the two characters?

I'm neither buying nor pirating this shitshow, but I'll be happy if I hear you kill Ayden in this game. Fuck that unlikable cunt
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>>340521384
>Muslim main character
>Short shorts

Ayy lmao
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>>340527118

No, Marcus (The black protag) Is Aidens Wifes son.
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>>340521384
Why do they have people who don't look smart enough to parade around this technology?

In real life, people dressed like that would just be hoodlums whose tech savvyness would be limited to taking selfies.
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>>340521384
one of the issues i find with this and mirrors edge 2, and the first watchdogs as well, it takes itself so fucking seriously, it's BORING

there is no levity to it, being reminded of memes and pop culture references is not humorous or uplifting

there is no "FUN" to it, it's played completely straight, like this is all they understand about the subject matter
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>>340521384

It speaks volumes that the Negromancer is the most playable out of the four. Lefty has like, fucking 8 dimensions of edge, and not the ironically funny edge either.

You have the """"Muslim""" girl who is committing heresy with her getup. (Pretty sure images of death and suggestive clothing are forbidden to be worn by women.)

Then you have Wonderbread on the right who looks to be wearing a minecraft hoodie or something and is far too cool and refined to fucking look at the camera in a group photo.
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>>340525531
It's very odd. Black people make up about 3% of the UK's population (much less than Asians), yet TV shows (especially from the BBC) are absolutely full of nogs.

If I had to guess why, it's because Asian parents want their kids to get real jobs, whereas black folk just wander the streets of London until a Jewish producer grabs them and promises to make them famous.
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Someone post >pol_plays_watch_dogs.webm please
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>>340525824
post the pic of the guy saying white people made computers too complex on purpose
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>>340527118
>Ayden
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>>340527994
that image really makes me think
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>>340527994
>hacker
>epic fail

lol rofl
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>>340527809
have you even watched the reveal trailer? or anything? even this picture tells you that it's the exact opposite, look at how fucking silly it looks.
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>>340524991
I actually liked the song
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>>340527976
>Black people make up about 3% of the UK's population

Because London is only 41% white
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>>340528262
It is a 35 year old out of touch dude's idea of "silly"
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>>340527509
this
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>>340528262

The nigger actually goes into battle with armed individuals using 3D printed guns and a billiard ball attached to a rope.

Either it's very unserious, or it's just sad.

Very sad.
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>>340527994
Is it supposed to be some kinda late april fool's day joke? Like what? How is that real? You can't be so out of touch to do this. There is no way. I don't believe it. No.
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>>340527509
>videogames aren't realistic
WOOOW
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>>340521384

I don't mind the group being diverse. I do mind looking like the cast was drawn up by a marketing team ran by middle aged people. The cast is trying too hard to come across as cool and I bet their personalities are much worse.
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what you're feeling now is the same thing sjws feel when they see one of your low-rent fanservice jrpgs: directly pandering to an audience that isn't them in a transparent ploy for financial gain

if you want to have yours, let them have theirs
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>>340521384
>Fighting together to bring the 1% down and commit the biggest Hack in world history! Epic!

It's "execute the biggest hack of the history", get it right
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>>340528728
Except they don't let us have ours.
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Remember

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idA9BEA4Hxs
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>>340528728
How about you turn it the other way around. They can have theirs if they leave ours alone. By nature they will never allow that, even going so far as trying to change legislation, infiltrate companies to force their agenda into localization, and try to shame them into nonexistence through the media. So of course their bullshit won't get off free as well.
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I don't play these politically correct games so I have a question; do they actually feature anti-establishment plots? SJW's strike me as the most pro-establishment people out there, what with their Apple/Starbucks loving ways, plus their defense of centralized power, as long as that power serves them.
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>>340528670
I can't suspend my disbelief on that, friend.
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>>340521384
Race war can't start any sooner.
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>>340529072
>They can have theirs if they leave ours alone
And what's "yours"? Mafia? Watchdogs? Battlefield?
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>>340528728
Who gives a shit about what color they are? Have you even heard what MJ sing about? I thought we well passed that. Whats up with that midlife crisis design?
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>>340524521
Motherfucker
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>>340521384

HACK THE PLAAANNNEEETTTTTTTT
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>>340529306
Games from Japan and other games that, as you said, pander to an audience other than sjws. I don't give a shit about AAA western games.
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>>340521384
Jesus fuck, Ubi executives pls
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>>340529536
Here's a pro tip:
games don't actually belong to you, but to the people who make them and whatever content that gets put into the game is up to their sole discretion
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>/v/ can accept the first Watchdogs even though it's just as outlandish as this one

>why can't things pander to ME?

Worst than tumblr.
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I find it amusing and sad that there is always a white girl somewhere in these 'diverse' groups, yet you never see a white guy.
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>>340521384
I'll do my part in this ebil kapitalism :DD sobiety and NOT purchase this video game.
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>>340529673
that's not a white girl
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>>340529630
Then it's a fucking crime when sjw-types censor and butcher their games or work to block their import.
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>>340529134
>SJW's strike me as the most pro-establishment people out there, what with their Apple/Starbucks loving ways, plus their defense of centralized power, as long as that power serves them.

They're massive hypocrites. Don't give them any attention.
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>>340521384
Back in my days people still used to put an effort into making good marketing bullshots
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>Black guy is the only one with a weapon.

Kek, very progressive.
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>>340529787
There will be one.

Just you watch. And I guarantee she'll be fucking some nigger, in accordance with ubishits new SJW propaganda agenda.
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>this thread
>people still claim that /pol/ cancer hasn't overridden every board

Topkek, see you guys in the cancer ward.
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Jesus christ I've never seen a gamer pandering this hard.
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>>340530197
dont let the door hit you on the way out, reddit
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Who the fuck dressed them
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>>340521384
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>>340530197
>this post
>people still claim /tumblr/ and /rebbit/ haven't overridden every board
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>>340530197
This isn't your safe space, faggot. Try reddit.
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>>340530197
>>340529713
>>340528728
>all of the sudden, a bunch of new IPs come in making the same pro-Ubisoft/pro-SocJus shitposts
Sure isn't shilling here massah. No siree.
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>>340529631
>/v/ accepted watchdogs.
Except when it got released people here hated it.
Literally worse than kotaku
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>>340530352
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>>340527165
>Pleasant to Rape
I fucking can't believe it actually says that. When tumblrinas are talking about institutionalized rape culture, they actually mean this, but they never actually apply it to this.

Fucking Goddamn the world is stupid.
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>>340527994
>canadian

always gets me
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>>340530605
this makes me irrationally angry
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>>340530605
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>>340530716
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WE ARE BORN MOBILE

FUEGO
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>>340529846
They're not hypocrites, their position is entirely consistent. They're authoritarians who's only problem with society is that they're not in charge. The only difference from other upstart Authoritarian groups like Trump's is who is in-group and who is out-group.
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>SJW spammer is back.
Fucking goddamn we were actually having a somewhat decent thread too.
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>>340527994
>epic fail

It's like pottery.
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>>340521384
As gay as this game looks, you guys getting triggered is making its existence worth it. You faggots sound like tumblr.
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>>340525329
That seems like a game Ubisoft would make, too.

At least the hacking abilities look pretty cool, but they'll probably get cut from the final game.
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>>340530691
>frequently watches anime
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>>340531332
Another new IP. Another shill. SJW spammer pls go.
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>>340529630
>games don't actually belong to you, but to the people who make them

Tell that to the localizers.
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>>340528905
This.

It takes two to tango.
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I don't know what's worse, a bunch of limp dick virgins getting buttmad over diversification, or the fact that people actually thought watch dogs was good enough to matter at all.
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>>340521384
This shit is like idiots in the 80's imagined hackers would be like in the year 2000.
So fucking embarrassing.
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>>340531523
>doesn't watch anime
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>>340521384
We're born mobile!
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>>340524521
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Marx was litterally 100% right
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>be law abiding black guy
>get accused of a crime I didn't commit
>decide to flee
>decide to prove my innocence by committing crimes
>but instead of fucking people over who fucked me, I steal from innocents on the street and justify it as 'a means to an end' to defeat the evil fat cats
>t. UbiSoft, with $500m bonus deals to it's employees, who don't understand how 3D printing works, or hacking and then decide to be controversial, but safe, by making a prison jumpsuit DLC
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>>340521384
Everything in that picture is awful.

>Horrific le web of doom
>A gun in one hand and a smartphone in the other
>Lol cars are gonna hang!
>Look at me pointing at this shit, you see this shit brah? We legit.
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Would an edgy rebel to society be wearing religious articles of clothing? I feel like that doesn't make sense, honestly.
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>>340532120

Hitler was literally 100% right.
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>>340521793
>2 is already just outside of the top 10 sellers for steam with only just today pre-orders
>bankruptcy
I want them to die horrifically but retards eat this shit without even seeing any gameplay, at all. Don't forgot the buy the Gold edition for only £70 :^)
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>hijab
>skin tight booty shorts
>torn shirt shows her bra

I don't think a single one of these Frogs has ever even seen or met a Muslim
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>>340521384
why the fuck does this picture look so awful it looks like theirs no anti aliasing or it was shrunk down from a much higher resolution but i can't find any higher resolution versions of this
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>>340532356
>£70

You mean £100 when you leave the EU ;)
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>>340521384
Looks very very gay
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>>340528262
No dude, they're playing the "CORPORATIONS ARE BAD" shit completely and unironically, the fact that this extreme irony is lost on them just shows how bad it is.
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>>340521384
Where are the hackers? Why does that garbage bin on wheels have a middle finger on it?
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>>340521384

>wears a niqab to cover her hair, wow so reserved
>wear short shorts that would get her beaten to death by the Morality Police in Iran
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>>340521384
>everyone looks like they dressed in a Hot Topic in 2004
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>>340521384
Always great seeing a multi-million dollar company talking about the evil 1%. Like carrying a Macbook in your Che Guevara shirt.
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>token disabled kid
>edgy Micheal Jackson
>WE WUZ
>poo in loo
>that one guy who might actually be a hacker
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>>340521474
It's, I believe, an automated one person car thing. So the suggestion is you'll be able to hack that shit to get people to go to the wrong destination.

DEVILISH.
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>>340532313
But it's so ironic lol! WHo would suspect?!
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>>340532514
So, just like UbiSoft themselves?

>>340532561
>Sosha Makani handed six-month ban by football federation’s morality committee over photo of him wearing yellow trousers

Iran is so funny.
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>>340532285
the little trash can robot being all decorated like a radical graffiti goth is cringey enough on its own, the rest of this picture is just pic related
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>>340524521
Im pretty sure its one of those new fancy police robot things they're launching in california to defend the cucks from the mexicans they love so much
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>>340521384
>Rebels who fight the system wear clothing valued in the thousands.
>Takes place in San Francisco.

Colour me surprised.
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>>340532896
and that they hacked it to be on their team or whatever
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Please let his default vehicle be a fucking hoverboard.
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>>340532382
The ones who have are all dead
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>>340521384
Wow so progressive to include a gay black protagonist who is proficient with technology!
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>>340532896
What's stopping them from being tipped over?
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>>340525531

cuz y'all need ta do ur own fightin y'all can't jus keep piggybkkin on OUR successes. Civil right was da BLACK MAN victory. Reest yall jus kep kissin white ass and not fightin 4 shit
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>Niggers
>Knowing how to use computers
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>>340532896
How the fuck do those things even work? Do they scan the area for disturbances or do you have to go up to one and press buttons to get it to do something?
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>>340533074
They learnt how to deal with violent people from Britain. Being polite and asking them kindly to stop as they kick your head in.
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Is that what developers think hackers look like?
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>>340521384
>tfw watched that Hackers movie on TV last week
>tfw that shitty movie reminded me of this shitty game
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they on purpose made the promos cringeworthy to make people talk about how embarassing it is while noone complains about graphics or gameplay or writing, then bait and switch they change the cringe bits
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>>340533160
>the devs won't be neat enough to put a nod to that old newspaper quote about computers being racist and thus getting somebody to make a simple to use hacker program
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>not being a l337 h4ck3r
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>>340524521
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>>340524521
Mace Dindu
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>>340533225
No, it's what the marketing team says hackers should look like based on cultural references.

In short, the normie masses will recognise them and it's better than being a script kiddie in a dinky smelly bedroom watching a DDoS attack take place while they play LoL.
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>>340524521
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>>340521384
Born mobile baby
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>>340533565
KEK
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>>340533571
was waiting for this
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>>340524521
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>>340527994
>writing "hacker" on your laptop and advertising to the entire world that you are a hacker

pretty much the only mainstream media that did hacking even slightly right was mr robot
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>see these threads past few days
>realise we'll never go back to actual hacking games that weren't tedious one button shit...
>Such as...
>Uplink

I miss Uplink. Coolest game I ever played as a teenager. I lost the code reference sheet you needed to use to get into the game though. It punished you got spelling mistakes as well. I remember finding an infinite money cheat and building a super computer on day 1. Even those computer parts will be out of date today.
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>>340533750
Watch Dogs 2 might have some Uplink based gameplay.
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>>340530691
>Muslim
>White

I didn't know it was set in SanFran as well?

Also, how dare they say "Illegal Immigrant". The term is "Undocumented Worker".
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>>340531941
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>>340527994
>epic fail

Damn that's one spicy meme
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>>340533836
I don't think it's enough anon. I bought Watch_Dogs for the statue of the protag as I collect CE statues. I don't even know where it is, I never opened it.

I heard it wasn't too bad, just another case of E3 bullshit, but so did Dark Souls, Bloodborne and Witcher 3, which were all great games.
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As a third worlder America is such a weird place.

What's the comfiest state? I wanna move to Arizona/Nevada because of New Vegas.
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>>340533737
and still did insane casting choices, pushing the diversity agenda. great time to live in!
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>>340524521
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>>340533989
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
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>>340521384
this shit makes me physically ill
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[SMASH]
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Wait I thought the whole "dedsec" gang from the first game was supposed to be ironic, making fun of the early 2000s script-kiddie "1337 h4ck3r" culture.

Don't tell me you have to play as them. I thought they were more self-aware than that.
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>>340533750
>What is Hacknet
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>>340534053
Who knows. The adverts might be pulling a ruse, and it's all satirical but serious ala Watchmen, the story's pretty good and gameplay might even be god tier in v stan-

>Ubisoft

Nevermind.

Never believe their lies.
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HOL UP
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>>340521384
Why would you be mad about a series that was hot garbage to begin with.
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>>340521384
ICONIC HIJAB.
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>>340532616
I literally cringed last year when EA spoke directly about that before their ME:C trailer at E3.
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>>340521474
This is an automated robot, designed to police areas.

They are equipped with 360 degree cameras, weigh about 200lbs.

They are being tested in some places within the US, for the potential of a full roll out in future.

Just means police officers can patrol the high crime areas, while the robots provide a constant presence.

Of course it would be dindu's who hack and/or vandalize them.
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>>340534426
ICONIC CAP
ICONIC HOOKBLADE
#GIRLWOOD2K16
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>>340521384

OP, come on man, You didn't even correctly quote what WD2 is about.

Its about the biggest Hack OF world history.

This is time travel manipulator hacking we're talking about here. Pic related
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>near end of the game
>the big bad traps Marcus
>plays back the scene of the crime that he "didn't commit"
>turns out it was him the entire time
>big bad points out that Marcus was just hacking to try and remove the evidence instead of doing it to help people
>big bad also points out the crimes he did just to get there
>yfw
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>>340534256
A shitty pale of a game compared to glorious Uplink.

But both are good.
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Watch_Dawwwgs 2
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>>340534415
The first one was actually decent, my ill-informed nigger
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>>340534629
Racist

desu, this twist would be fucking amazing
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>>340534629
UbiSoft wouldn't let a black guy be a criminal.
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>>340534547
HACK THE PLANET
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>>340534629
I fucking wish.

Ubisoft doesn't have the balls.
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fuck off, shill
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>>340534768
every single one of their last games had a black bad guy/girl tho. But they are usually cardboard, because Ubisoft suffers from "Dull black character desease"

Not everyone can be Marlow
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>>340521384
>HURR DURR LETS BRING DOWN THE 1% THATS ACTUALLY SMART AND DOING HARD WORK BECAUSE WE DONT WANT TO
>HURR

holy shit what even is this degeneracy, this is exactly why we need that 1%

why cant people just embrace the fact that there are different levels of people and some are just better than others, thats how the world works
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>>340534547
>Execute the biggest hack in history

Many possibilities..

>Todd Howard
>Hideo Kojima
>Hidetaka Miyazaki
>Christopher Poole
>Zack Snyder
>Martin Scorcese
>Quentin Tarantino
>MC Ride
>Captain Beefheart
>Thomas Pynchon
>David Foster Wallace
>James Joyce
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>>340534547
Do we know if it's Kojima or Todd Howard yet?
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can't hack without my sick kicks and r/streetwear approved clothing
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>>340521384
>Carl Marxist

He personelly shot the Tzar!
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>>340534547
yesterday it was
>of the history
today its
>of history

how much you want to bet they hired a black woman to do simple tasks at their company rather than programming, like social media and the story description?
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Please, don't pretend like you didn't do this, /v/, with videos from the first game where you take the white male protag on a quest to murder as many minorities as possible. You earned this shit with your own actions, so now you have to swallow it.
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>>340535180
>TED atendee
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who cares
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>>340521384
>wears a hijab
>with booty shorts and a torn shirt exposing her bra

That doesn't make any sense. You're not supposed to wear a hijab if you're gonna dress like a back alley whore.

It's offensive.
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>>340530691
>asexual

Wait, why is the person killed for that?
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>>340534786
HACK THE PLANNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>340521384

Don't forget to buy the Anonymous DLC.

Comes with guy fawkes mask, suit, and fedora character outfit. Only $20
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Why are canadians incapable of making decent games, in the year 2016?
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>>340521384
>homosexual black man
>muslim woman who don't need no man
>white cuck
Le Progressiveness
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>>340535020
it's the job of the rich to allow the poor to complain, it's the only way that they have found that will prevent them from all committing mass suicide over how fucking worthless they are. Even if a revolution eventually happens, the rich are smart enough to get behind the winning side and make a profit, usually a massive profit; they look forward to all forms of civil unrest.
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>>340521384
I know that they're technically baiting actual informed people into thinking "hey this is retarded" and then giving it attention, and they fully expect it to sell them copies. I just hope they get media burned really hard.
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>>340521384
>fuk da pol-eec
>ya muh nigguh
>we r now hackrz n sheit
>got my white bitch
>ye whit boi gib me dem monies

>mfw seeing anything ((((((diverse)))))
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>>340535295
OR maybe it's just a fucking scarf

Surely if it's around the head it's a HAS to be Muslim
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Why can't I prefer to play a white man because that's what I identify best with and not enjoy playing stuff that I can't at all identify with, but other people are justified to hate playing as a white male because they don't identify as one? Where's the fairness in that?
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>>340534629
>the big bad has a reason for using ctOS instead of it just being immediately evil because "big brother"
>Marcus did nothing but prove his point that the cameras work
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DESTROY
DIE
ATTACK
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>>340535260
>implying I bought Watch Dogs
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>>340534474
I can totally imagine dindus or indians kidnapping the surveillance robot off the pavement and then turning it into a big roomba or something
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>>340535268
I hear you have to write an application to attend TED talks, and most have an application fee.
When they were in my city people were saying fees were around a grand. Even if u didn't get accepted.
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