EA Conference Edition
E3 Countdown (can't link the stream): http://www.e3countdown.com/
Previous: >>144977151
News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>M ASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA leaked details
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1144160
>Obsidian is working on Tyranny, a fantasy RPG where you're the bad guy - should be out later this year
>B&W is here
>Big GoG sale going on currently
>EA conference tomorrow, maybe DA4/MEA info?
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
At Dorian's baby shower
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiYXNaQ4Fbg
Friendly reminder that mpreg is a beautiful, perfectly nature phenomenon
honestly it's probably going to be 75% about BF1
Jesus christ OP, kill yourself
Hope this thread gets bumped off the catalog soon
>>145250117
you're in the wrong general if you honestly get triggered by homoshit
why must mpreg exist
>>145250210
There's a difference between "homoshit" and an underfucked landwhale unironically forcing her disgusting fetish
>>145250314
i'm a male
i'm not gay
it's not unironic
>>145250374
Even more reasons you should kill yourself
>>145250432
i think i'd rather laugh at you throwing a hissy fit over a single image
>>145250432
>>145250591
Hush children, no need to be angry. Only cozy
ahmm waddup
12 hours..!
How long is the conference supposed to last? I've never sat through one of these things before
>>145250930
Any chance we'll get some sort of DA info?
>>145251203
Maybe, maybe not. Officially bioware says there'll be no serious DA stuff at E3, but who knows, maybe there will be a teaser, or tweet, or something. It was confirmed tho that there'll be a new IP announcement as well, but still this is MEA presentation so don't expect a lot of info.
>>145251203
Definitely going to be info on the new BW IP, and probably something from MEA
hey cuties
>>145253263
hey dork
>>145253348
i was talking to the cuties, not you
i wonder what that super cute and awesome DA2 posting guy is doing
he was the best poster in this freakshow by far, i love reading about tactics
>>145253421
reddit.com/r/dragonage
>>145253824
>DISCUSSION
>[Spoilers All] The Descent was one of the best gaming experiences I've ever had
Umm haha
>>145253421
Probably getting trashed by smashing his face with an iron
I think I'm going to lay in bed and stare at the ceiling
Maybe think about my waifu for a bit
>>145255383
Why not spy on the neighbors?
I'm gonna play vidya throughout the E3 and just let you guys just tell me what happened...
comcast PUHLEASEEE
>When you have him on skype but he just never appears online as if he blocked you
It hurts it just hurts
lol why is this nigga still online at 6am ?????????
Hey reddit ain't so bad
>>145258950
"Descent had some of the msot stunning visuals in the game. That cavern with all the lyrium, I spend hours just staring at it. And then that final cavern with the entire eco system, oh my. How I wish that was an open world area..."
>>145259105My esthetic part of the soul was pleased and hard back then tb h. The area is pretty cool. Not 10/10 oh maker, but cool.
>>145259554
The reditor is talking about the black cave with some blue lights though, the one that's Blackreach only blander, proving that some people eat up anything as long as it's shiny
>>145259105
That lyrium part was pretty though... I didn't exactly spend hours staring at it but it was comfy.
Meredith did nothing wrong.
Why can't you just give this general up
>>145259676
That place was comfy too, a bit empty live every location in DAI, but still had an interesting feel. But jesus fucking christ, Sha-Brytol bolters and co. on nightmare with trials on made me hate that place and titan's insides.
>>145260143
Why can't you just go back to /meg/
>>145260143
'Cause there's nothing else to do
Every meme and every (You)
Every meme and every (You)
Every meeeheeeme
>>145260143
I've been here for too long, I can't escape
>>145260043
Are there any pornstars that look like Meredith? I need to rub one out
hey good lookin
You're more than a friend to me, /dag/
>>145262801
Too bad for you, I'm taking the kids to hunniepop general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA-gGl6qihQ
What's so good about Doritos?
>>145263167
Nothing
Anyone there?
Just fixed my finger, feels real weird and kinda good. Ahhh man, it's freaking me out even just typing this, that's so fuckin weird
>>145263769
are you okay anon
>>145264128
I don't know
It was cool at first but now I'm kinda scared, my fingers are doing things that I don't think they are supposed to be doing
>>145264196
Like what...
>>145264554
I don't know how to explain it, they are like popping in and out of their joints kinda, it feels very strange, ahhh fuck. Like if I relax my fingers they fall out of their joint and I have to exert more strength than normal to raise them back up and they kinda suddenly snap back into place. It's only doing on half of my hand too for some reason.
Yen, I...
Just the two of us, forever...
>>145264882
On the isle where apple trees bloom forever...
>>145264696
Joints...
>>145264985
Hey... You can't rhyme forever with forever, that's cheating
>>145265035
I don't know any words that rhyme with forever other than forever...
>>145265084
Just have to be a little clever...
>>145265084
McEver...
Can somebody link me some music that's so soft I can lay down on it
>>145265291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufKD1xMVP_I
>>145265084
Never say never...
It'll be a glorious endeavor...
We'll always be together...
And never be severed...
For our tether...
Is stronger than ever...
>>145265291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNlJAMdJDXY
Playing Souls with Kiki...
Does anyone here play Overwatch?
Playing with Kiki's soul...
>>145265291
https://mishamishenko.bandcamp.com/album/unseen-dreams
>>145265526
You have done thee proud anon
>go to sleep
>wake up, ready to watch the conference
>it's only been 4 hours
>>145265968
I'm available, ladies...girls like poetry right?
>>145265913
Nice find anon
>>145266076I like poetry
>>145266472
Why don't you try writing some?
>>145265863
Kiki isn't gud enough for hardcore games such as these
>>145265291
>>145266104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqE-YyyCd28
One more. Album "Private/Public" is extremely comfy, really recommend it.
Heaven seems so far away...
>>145266526
I'm not good at writing poetry, but I still like it
>>145266585
Prove it
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson...
>>145266636
Well, it's a skill that needs to be developed. If you don't want to put in the effort to get good at it that's one thing, but don't tell yourself you can't do it just because you aren't good at it right now.
>>145266738
>it's a skill that needs to be developed
I wrote this masterpiece >>145265526 and I haven't written poetry since grade school. I guess not everyone is an artistic genius like myself
>>145266840
You need to tone the self-praise down a bit if you really want to impress the ladies, anon
>>145266840
Don't worry, read other poems and write more yourself and you will get better at it, if you really care bout writing poetry that much.
>>145266912
Different anon
>>145266908
Um should a craftsman not be proud of his labor?!
Good night dorkslove you allyes, even you anonget your stupid cursor off me, it tickles
>>145266738
I do write, it's just very free form and personal and takes ages to get down properly, so I'd be bad at suddenly writing poetry off the top of my head here. I can't even think of anything I could do.
>>145267042
I can't...
>>145266585
I beg to differ. Kiki is gud enough play it twice
AT ONCE
I really have no idea if this was coincidence or not. At least that guy was not directly purposely summoned
>>145267240
Nothing wrong with that. Just because you can't do it off the top of your head doesn't mean you aren't a good poet. People come in all different shapes and sizes and their brains work in different ways.
>>145267714
>People come in all different shapes and sizes
Hello kiki
>>145267268
How did you make that gif!
>>145268094
>>145267816
It's true, just like how some elves have god-like physiques and perfectly rounded heads while the others look like anorexic girls
>>145267714
Thank you anon, you've definitely helped. I have a few ideas floating around I need to put into shape, but I may actually get them down this time. Thank you again.
jesus christ, why has scratching my asshole felt so good recently, it's actually maddening, i hope it's not a sign of prostate cancer or something
>>145268618
You have pinworms
>>145268698
That's just his penis
>>145268618
Hemorroids. Stops scratching and start watching your diet
>>145268617
That makes me happy, glad I could help.
>>145268618
maybe go to the doctor if it continues, they can work it out before whatever might be causing it gets worse
>>145268094
I wonder...
>>145268804
i didn't even think about that, that's a serious possibility
>>145268802
6 hours....
I can't wait for 60% Battlefield, 10% Mass Effect, 30% other trash and 100% autism
time to gopractice driving!
>>145272803
>On sunday
ugh
>>145273460
get out of bed! i need someone to go with me...
I think Liara is going to have a Morrigan-type appearance in Andromeda
>>145274127
pls no
Goodnight /dag/. Sleep Tight.
Let me know how EA play went when I wake up.
>>145274446
How could you not like this?
Besides, it's the best way to tell you what happens to Shepard and co, since he and most of the ME characters will probably be dead by Andromeda's timeline
>>145274452
Also have some comfy music as I go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlA0z7e_v84
>>145274531
She looks really weird
And shepard will probably not even be mentioned
>>145274531
If I've understood correctly the Ark or whatever the ship was is leaving before the ending of ME3. That way they wont have to address the ending at all etc
>>145274627
They'll upset their fanbase, even more than they already are with the franchise, if they just pretend the last 3 games never happened
>>145274735
They happened in another galaxy, no need to mention any of it. Galaxy hopping is their way ot milk the franchise some more
>>145274719
There have to be communications of some sort, what if they meet a new sentient race? A bunch of colonists aren't equipped to make first contact and represent the entire galaxy on their own
They ARE leaving the galaxy in order to not have to address the choices you made, but I think that the biggest choices will be mentioned in some way
>>145274843
The people in Andromeda aren't from Andromeda, they're going to want contact with home
>>145275062
Wow, sounds like they'll need a really good information broker.
>>145275662
They've said that there are going to be some old faces. If Andromeda is set very long after 3, that really narrows down the possibilities
>>145249953
Ugh. Welp, I'm glad I'm only just now seeing this OP.
Are all of our Florida anons okay?
>>145277161
Mommy!
>>145277161
>Are all of our Florida anons okay
What why?
>>145277254
Just checked, apparently someone went apeshit and shot like 50 people in some gay club.
>>145277254
Someone jihaded at a gay night club in Orlando. A lot have been wounded and killed.
>>145277414
wow I live in orlando but I was just playing overwatch all day. that's a lot of people
In other news, I just found a village in TW3 that has the same name as my dad....
>>145277859
Lurtch?
>>145277859
Cunny of the Goose???
Whats the word /dag/, I heard theres a chance we might get some dragon age news.
5 internet bucks that we'll be returning as cyborg inquisitor.
>>145279031
Um namefags aren't welcome...
>>145279272
>>145279328
Don't make that face at me!
>>145279031
Cassfag, my nigga, how have you been?
Enjoy your 4 hours till E3.
>>145278451
Shit... no doxerino pleaserino
>>145279031
>I heard theres a chance we might get some dragon age news
I really doubt it
>>145279646
Yay a new cass pic, im guessing drawfriend made this he has a very destinctive style. Its cool to see his/her ability develop so fast over time.
>>145279821
I drew this like in 2015's February, haven't done any /dag/ stuff recentlybut the new r63 Dorian, unfortunately. Still, glad you liked it.
>>145279272
Accept your brethren.
>>145279665
Lel..
>>145280067
Wait I missed the Dorian drawing, can you post it?
>>145280067
damn must have somehow missed it
>>145280238
Here you go.
>>145280660
thanks
>>145250214
girls want to schlick to men but also want to indulge in their pregnancy fantasies and/or kinks
>>145280980
>girls
Sure
Mommy, I...
Is the EA thing really 6 fucking hours long?
>>145281737
Of course not, it was like 1,5 hours last year.
>>145281619
You what?
>>145281917
Iate the last cookie without asking
>>145282096
Your punishment is 15 full hours of game play on DA2, no mods allowed.
>>145283379
where are her legs
>>145283714
Obscured by the plants
>Geralt accidentally extinguishing the candles in the cutscene in HoS instead of taking the item as a nod to the players who complained that they keep clicking on candles by accident
soon
Ummm mom do you have a youtube channel?
>>145285958
Asunder the Ungendered Wonder?
>>145286407
we don't mention her around here...
http://giantess-fan-comics.deviantart.com/art/The-Most-Massive-Effect-610097519
>>145289532
>giantess-fan-comics
>>145289675
I found it on accident!
>>145290230
I'm not judging you or anything... Giant purple vaginas is as good a fetish as any....
>>145281443
In all my years on the internet, I have never ever seen a man with a male pregnancy fetish.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGg5iiVkfMU/?hl=en
>>145290528
I thought it was a hanar
>>145290819
Maybe you're right. Mpreg isn't something I'm knowledgeable about within any fanbase, or at all really. I just don't understand why women would like it.
1.5 hours!!!!
http://orig00.deviantart.net/2f18/f/2016/077/4/9/liara_horse_pic_by_johnsonc47-d9vkih2.jpg
Why do I even check DA?
>>145291840
Boredom and self loathing are strong within you.
Any of you guys picking up the poster trade paperback of DAI?
>>145292086
I find cute stuff sometimes...
>>145273527
I'll go if you let me drift you car
>>145292334
The what?
>>145292678
https://www.darkhorse.com/Books/30-626/Dragon-Age-Inquisition--The-Poster-Collection-TPB
>>145293018
lol
>>145293018
>The Dragon Age series is one of the most beloved sagas in gaming history!
Uh huh
Did they at least use some new art or is it just the old posters?
>>145293238
I hope that they didn't reuse that same shit from the calendar. I'm waiting this time to see what is going to be in it.
Anyone have a link to the E3 conference?
>>145293780
It's considered spam by 4chan
Go to the link in the OP, then click on the "Twitch" link under EA's logo
>>145293780
>>145293845
Oh I thought it was in a few minutes, I guess there is another hour though. Shit.
>>145293729
Don't tell me you bought the calendar, anon
>Playing Mass Effect again
>fucking rocket 1-shots everywhere
>Shep gets stuck in cover leaving him exposed to said rocket shots
>Voice acting is significantly worse than I remember
>Vanguards are useless because shotguns suck at long range and ME1 Vanguards have no way of effectively getting close
>Daunted by the fact that once I finish this I have to play through ME2, the second worst game Bioware has ever made (after DA2), before I can get to ME3
I'm starting to think this might not be worth it
>>145294149
>ME2, the second worst game Bioware
Seriously, I don't get why people like this one so much. It's easily the worst of the series.
>>145294149
>>Daunted by the fact that once I finish this I have to play through ME2, the second worst game Bioware has ever made (after DA2), before I can get to ME3
It's not THAT bad...
>>145294305
Gameplay and graphics got a nice improvement.
Everything else went to shit
>>145294519
It's a downgrade, but I still don't think it's a bad game
1 hour...
d-does anyone want to eat popcorn and watch the E3 thing with me? we couldmake outafter
>>145297142
yeah, but no lewd and you have to make the popcorn
>>145297292
>no lewd
guess who's getting burnt popcorn?
>>145297437
fine, i'll make my own popcorn and it'll be even better than yours
>>145297634
Do you have enough to share with the rest of the class, anon?
>>145297734
yeah dad, i'm gonna cook up a whole big batch and everyone can have it except for burnt popcorn anon who will look on in jealously and regret
>>145297827
You can't leave anyone out...
it's happening
lmao at these numales
ME mentioned
>>145294065
Sure did.. only to find my damn husbando doesn't even grace the pages.
>>145298645
Do you have endless disposable income, solaswife?
>>145298690
That's mommy you dumbass, advisors didn't get any promotional art
>>145298838
Wait mommy has a husbando?
!!! SOON !!!
>forty minutes of soccer again with another 30 second andromeda trailer
I'm drinking chocolate cashew milk and you losers can't have any!
>>145295780
p u r e
>>145299152
oh wait, i forgot they're gonna reveal the new IP. might not be too bad then.
>>145299165
i busted open my secret stash of sobe adrenaline rush just for this
>>145299165
GOOD I hate chocolate flavored things
>>145299053
do we have time for a quickie before it starts?
>>145299284
funny, they didn't mention that during the pre-talk thing
>>145299165
>got a stomach bug and anything i eat or drink that isn't water turns into horrible gas and diarrhea
>>145299165
Oh now I want chocolate oat milk you evil bastardnot even vegan I just like it
>>145299432
Oat milk? Milk doesn't come from oats... What kind of vegan black magic is that?
>>145299432
>oat milk
never seen that
chocolate almond milk is good as well
>>145299431
ulcerative colitis or crohns or something else?
>>145299548
dunno', it started a few days ago, going to the doctor this week. when it first started i would get really sharp stomach pains right before i had to go the bathroom, like worse than gas.
>>145299538
>>145299548
I think thats pretty rare outside our country, they make yoghurt out of it too, best shit ever
>>145298690
>solaswife
Solas was in the calendar.
Not an endless amount by any means, I just needed a calendar anyway.
>tfw actually interested in WWI history
>going to have to sit through this battlefield cancer to get to muh space waifu simulator
>>145299640
OH I thought it was something chronic since I misread "bug" as "bag"
>>145299664
it sounds like it would be really viscous
Stay tuned...
>>145299780
>calendars in 2016
ummm? lol
Where is the conference............
>>145299785
>it sounds like it would be really viscous
Yeah it is some people think the texture is like slime
>>145300025
belarus?
>>145299284
They're actually revealing it this year? Are you sure it's not a joke?
I bet they'll push the date for mea again honestly.
>>145299431
Fresh ginger, clove, basil. Make a tea. Seriously.
Don't use goat piss.
wow andromeda looks so good
this song is pretty fucking chill
>>145300160
ya it's nice, loops a bit much though
>>145299785
>have to sit through
Just watch it on youtube later
>>145300072
Finland
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SHOW
>almost 10 minutes late
>>145300296
the dj took over
IT'S HERE
>>145300246
i want to spend quality time with my /dag/ friends
nice subliminal messages
Daddy...!
HOLY SHIT PEGGLE 3
i want to get hands on with him...
He looks like a cunt
>>145300550
Shit taste in males detected
...!!!
>they told him to wear jeans so he doesn't look like satan
You're not fooling me white devil
No IP mentioned
>>145300550
>>145300618
Screenshot, please.
casual business daddy
>>145300676
DA news in 2020
>>145300715
>>145300715
