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Previous Thread: >>144402556
nerf fth
nerf widow
nerf lucio
>>144409216
So you just admitted that you're wrong and that you're basically just too trash at d.va and can't ult properly with her
What hero has the nicest players and why is it Reinhardt?
BAMF?
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2380924?tags=overwatch
mercy best girl
>>144409346
reinhardt players are all toxic pieces of shit
>>144409293
>posted this image once
>Now this guy won't stop using it every fucking thread
Fuck you i'm gonna be the one posting it today.
top 15 for mercy's hulking erect dick.
>friends are shit at the game
>only friends that aren't shit are cunts
>everyone I add from /owg/ ignores me
O-Oh
Back to solo queue I guess
Daily reminder that Genji is not a samurai AND a ninja.
>>144409343
Dude her ult is trash.
If you need to pair an ult with another ult to make it decent then the ult is garbage.
>theres finally overwatch doujins
d.va brahs ww@
>>144409293
Send help
>>144409280
>>144409293
>how to fix widowmaker
JUST
MAKE HER SNIPER
BOLT ACTION
D O N EAnd smaller bodyshot damage
>>144409382
Mercy players are the most toxic.
>>144409346
In all honesty, probably reinhardt or torbjorn.
Post you favorite hero and one minor change and one major change you would like made to them.
>Mercy
Change her regen from starting after a delay to just always going but reduce the regen amount
Increase the cool down on her GA but give her an ability like Phara's jump jet on a longish CD
>>144409293
Tell me about Roadhog!
Why does he wear the mask?
Reminder that D.Va is hot garbage and is only good at pleasing old men for money in SFM videos.D.Va and Roadhog buffs when?
>>144409382
>Reinhardt
>Not Mcree
>>144409426
>dude if you need to play as a team in call of duty then you're trash
>what do you mean this isn't call of duty
>>144409381
On whom is Mercy based on?
>pharah
>get several triple kills and a quad kill in a stomp game
>potg
>it's me
>it's a shitty ult on a mccree mercy combo that mccree dodges and i have to finish him with a rocket
What
>>144409426
It is
But you still have to know how and when to use it correctly
I hope Blizzard takes that big warning sign off it when they buff her
20 tick rate is objectively the best tick rate
>>144409459
>get sniped
>"oh man I can't wait to see this sick headshot killcam"
>killcam is Widow 70% bodyshotting me for 100, then spamming me with 0% shots until I'm dead
Every single fucking time
I don't think I've ever seen a Widow headshot killcam
>>144409532
>This ult is good
>It requires another ult to pad it to make it not garbage
Then it's not a good ult
>Zenyatta is a good healer, as long as you have another healer to help you out!
Stop misrepresenting the argument with your stupid strawman.
>>144409494
oh shit, namaste
>>144409492
or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing a flashbang
>>144409548
Swiss Chocolate which originates from Scandinavia
kek
HOLD ON EVERYBODY
I'm going to fix overwatch
>respawn is no more on an individual timer, but on a 20 seconds wave timer
>add an optional koth style objective somewhere on the map, eccentric from the main objective path, that reduces the respawn time from 20 to 15 seconds for the team owning it
I just found a way to use these parts of the map where nothing ever happens because the way the game is built + gave an incentive in using defense heroes in attack
>It's a tracer jumps all over your team outside your own spawn episode
>They chase her around instead of capping the point
>They stop and move on
>Tracer fires a burst in their direction and they're back at it
>I'm that Tracer, cheers for the fun chase loves!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ8V2AFUq0
>>144409443
Name or link to them senpai.
>playing pharah on nepal
>narrowly lose first round
>"pharah switch they have a 76 to counter you"
>have gold elims + damage but sure whatever
>switch to lucio
>we get stomped
>get zero kills
>still have gold elims and damage
FUCK THIS.
>>144409532
Nice strawman.
>>144409646
literal fedora tip music
>>144409609
At least you can reply. Who are you?
>>144409591
>body shot a guy to death
>nice aim faggot haha
>headshot a guy
>nice aimbot
>>144409648
just get them from the usual place
>Enemy Lucio speedbuffs a fully charged Symmetra into your face
>>144409561
Never said it didnt take skill to use.
Just that compared to the other ults in the game, its pretty garbage and needs a rework/buff.
>>144409702
heh epic
Why the fuck doesn't this game have a control points mode?
The best and most-commonly-played game type in TF2's competitive?
One of the core game modes?
It's such a simple goddamn thing but they just didn't want to design an entire HALF of a map and mirror flip it, that's too much work
Is Hanumura the worst map gameplay wise? It's like 70% advantage to the defending team. Oh yeah there is also that Egypt map which is a sniper fuck fest.
>>144409503
>tfw got a 20 kill streak as d.va the other day
I dont know how
I assume the entire enemy team was blind, deaf and had no fingers.
>>144409413
Daily reminder that Genji is not a ninja AND a cartoon character.
Why are all Hanzo players literally fucking retarded?
>>144409764
Temple of Anubis is irredeemable, both defense and attack.
Hanamura is a shitshow but you can still make it work.
>>144409776
>Fictional character acts like what people expect a fictional ninja to be like
woah
>>144409720
But there's nothing on the g.e hentai anon, where did ya find them?
>>144409776
Reminder that Genji's Bokken is 34 inches long
Which hero counters a braindead moron team?
I'm not even sure how this happened. maybe I'm just retarded.
>inb4 >consolepls watch my webms ;_:
>>144409794
the hero is designed to trick mouthbreathers into thinking that they're good at sniping
>it's a nobody targets enemy Mercy episode
Yes, shoot the tank that's getting healed all the time.
It's not like we'll get HELDEN STERBEN NICHT'd whenever we actually kill more than 2-3 people.
>>144409802
wtf Temple of Anubis is great.
Its easily my favorite map.
>>144409764
Hanamura is very strongly in the Attacking team's favor dude.
>>144409771
Going on big kill streaks with D.Va is weird because it's always just like "How in the fuck did this even happen?"
>>144409587
It's been known since Q3.
>>144409865
20 ticks etcGod I can't fucking stand looking at console movement/aiming
>>144409865
Can't dodge soldier 76 bullets when he's ulting.
Yeah you are retarded.
>>144406861
Fuck you triggered my autism
>dark I have
>bold I like
>>144409863
bastion hands down
>>144409503
Go heck yourself weeb.
>>144409825
sadpanda
>>144409863
Are we talking about your team here or the enemy team? Junkrat works for both situations. Mei, reaper and widow when the enemy team is braindead.
>>144409934
slow it down and you'll see that I blinked to the other corner before dying but the killcam doesn't show it. i was also worried about the RIP-tire too.
>>144409953
This. Bastion is OP against new or bad players.
>play Mercy
>get 10 votes at the end
>LEGENDARY
gosh golly
>>144409870
>the hero is designed to trick mouthbreathers into thinking that they're good at sniping
You're thinking of Widowmaker
>>144409587
you really can't expect blizzard to afford 64 tick servers. they're a poor indie dev and you should be glad that the game has a tick rate at all. why don't you buy some loot crates, forget all about this silly "tick rate" business?
>"hey guys we need a healer"
>"sounds like you just volunteered" t. 1/10/3 hanzo
Are we gonna have a role picking system in ranked? Like something where we queue up for the role we want? Because if I have to deal with another fuckhead refusing to do anything useful for his fucking team, I'm going to lose it.
Bastion is honestly the rarest hero I see by now. Even Zenyatta is more frequent. Seems like everybody learned to counter him.
>Playing with friend who just got the game
>Fucking shitters up as Tracer
>Get on a good win streak
>Attack on Numbani
>2 Genjis a D.va and a Hanzo
>Go Lucio
>Friend goes Pharah and just gets fucked up by widow constantly
I forgot how awful low MMR games are.
>>144410038
Didn't lel just delete that system because no one wants to play support
>>144409906
>widow/junkrat/hanzo main
>>144410010
kokonoe is shit, go back to /blaz/.
>>144410059
turns out shooting him behind rein's shield helps a lot.
>Bark out orders to warn of a reaper on the 2nd level on my mic
>kittensomthing likes my voice
>Its obviously a tranny
>hes playing mercy and follows me around boosting damage for the rest of the match
creepy feels
>>144409865
see
>>144409932
Blizzard tier servers
>>144409645
COME ON GUYS
What do you think about this?
>>144410059
yeah basically if anyone ever says that mei or bastion needs nerfs they're outing themselves as total shitters and their opinions are irrelevant
>>144410038
i typically just say "can someone please play support, i'd change but i'm top elim and dmg"
it usually doesn't make a difference anyway
>>144410138
Could be a decent separate gamemode.
>>144410138
That system was already a huge problem in dirty bomb fuck off
>>144410138
Go back to /drg/
>>144410097
Reinhardt Actually.
>>144410010
Widowmaker doesn't have the refrigerator sized hitboxes Hanzo has, though.
How do I get good as Hanzo? Hang back and spam arrows?
>>144410118
>Its obviously a tranny
How do you know? I play Mercy and I'm 100% happy being aguy_
>>144410059
except for that awkward moment when everyone runs out the starting door and there's a surprise bastion getting damage boosted around a corner. literally achieves nothing except stealing potg tho since they just respawn 10 seconds later.
>>144409346
Players who fight for the team and not themselves, and have respect for their opponents prefer tank roles.
t. Reinhardt main
>>144409403
>Be french
>Play on EU
>A guy in lobby says exquisite aboute some shit
>Half of the lobby begins ciclejerking about being british and exellent to each other
>Throw in some friendly banter and join the fun
>Add everyone
>Get invites as I log in everytime
>>144410181
Lol post your whole profile.
>>144409645
>>144410138
leave this place
>>144410141
>i'd change but i'm top elim and dmg
no shit they aren't gonna change when you make it sound like you're sitting on a high horse
>On attack
>Widowmaker
>Hanzo
>Reinhardt that never once uses his shield
FUCKING WHY
How am I supposed to aim in this game when the sensitivity is all kinds of awful?
>>144410095
No. Everyone hates it because playing as 5 solos vs a 4 man premade is cancer. Also being the 1 guy with the 4 man premade is cancer.
>>144410181
>359 games
Alright you nancy boys, show me your HIGH ENERGY face
>>144410259
you can change it.
>mfw anubis defense through the wall triple res when we were about to lose
>>144409395
i think it was wide early on, then they nerfed that and increased her missile speed
>>144410108
Are you that nerd that said Noel and Litchi are the best girls?Kokonoe is 10/10 neck yourself
>>144410185
Instead she has
- Hitscan shots
- 150 damage body shots
- A sky high charge and fire rate so she can simply double tap on most characters bodies and kill them
- A trip mine that alerts her to would be flankers
- An actual escape option AND a close range combat weapon
- The best ultimate in the game hands down
Widowmaker is overtuned as fuck. Not to mention that headshot hitboxes in this game are actually fairly forgiving.
>>144409346
Reinhardt is Overcompensation: The Character
>>144410248
well i'm just applying logic that makes sense to me. if i wasn't gold elim and gold dmg i would change to support because i'm obviously irrelevant as a damage hero
figures that the shitters would get offended and drag me down to a defeat with them
>these high MMR torjborns
literally no counter
>>144410209
Soe needs to tone down her smile
>>144410278
TEN FEET HIGHER
>>144410353
I said noel was but litchi is shit and so is blazblue.
>>144410362
I had two on hollywood that put one on the elevator and one in that little pathway from behind the gate to the spot and they were fucking unkillable
>>144410362
>getting caught with your beard in the letterbox
>>144410362
Tell us what happened
reinhardt mains annoy the shit out of me
they're usually nice enough, but egotistical fuckwads who care more about 'carrying' than just playing
>2 assists and 2 people revived
>potg
neat
also mercy's ult charges really fast even when not healing goddamn
>>144410278
sleepwalking d.va
>>144410503
Which is why it needs to be nerfed.
I get it up in like 40s just by point healing and damage boosting people.
Which means that every 40-45s I can absolutely turn around a lost fight.
Which is fucking idiotic.
I'd take increased survivability at the cost of 2x longer ult charge.
>>144410503
>disregard healing your team
>display poor aim
>get rewarded for it
I play mercy the most and even I think they need to tone down her ult some
>>144410435
I would have said "fair enough" if you had picked any female BUT Noel.
>>144410362
>Making a chicken out of a feather
>>144410502
You spend your whole time shielding the team you can watch accomplish nothing, all while you wish you were beating shitters up with a hammer
Have some empathy
>>144410503
Healslut using her gun like she thinks she's an actually person
>>144410563
what about a faster weapon switch?
>>144410549
well this is just stupid
>Bastion POTG
>Oh boy here we go
>He jumps over the enemy team in tank form
>Takes out their back line and then moves forward cleaning up their entire oblivious team
>"bullshit faggot" "that was really play of the game?" -Enemy Hanzo
Reported :^)
Is zarya broken?
>shields that absorb damage
>absorbed damage makes you deal more damage
>put shield on suicidal teammates
>charged up in no time
>shield self when necessary which ends up in even more return damage
>ult fucks over everyone, if they try to kill you in the ult while you shield you blow them up even harder
Couldn't get in the game but was instead stuck in the loading screen 3 times and now I'm penalized.
Thank you very much.
>>144410435
Kokopuffs is the most pure and perfect cat, you triple decker nignog
Lucio nerf when
>>144410583
If doing your job makes you feel like you need some empathy, how about playing a different character?
>>144410581
Noel is the cutest and nicest girl though, bullet is also pretty good but kokonoe is shit tier.
>>144410598
yeah I had this thought recently, that would be pretty nice
and faster firing rate
>>144410615
she's really really good in the hands of a good player
>last picking
>actively typing and communicating with team to coordinate good pick
>you have been kicked due to inactivity
>>144410615
As Seagull said: don't shoot the bubble. The bubble is evil.
i average 40 kills a game with McCreehe's not broken
>>144410662
You can charge your ult faster on it though because it increases her hitbox
>>144410630
Kokonoe is the most stupid whorish girl who i hope is dead or dies in the future.
>>144410641
BUFF HIS SOUND BLAST. IT'S TO SLOOOOWWWW
Is the server completely shitting the bed for anyone else?
It got so bad I lost connection
Nothing else acting up, internet totally fine
>>144410362
>When you walk out of spawn Mercy's skull is suddenly perforated by an across the map railgun shot
>When you try to push some stocky little shit suddenly walks up and smacks your tanks' shit
>After somehow miraculously managing to race past this middle earth menace (forget killing his re-armoring, immortal ass) as Tracer you finally manages to touch the objective
>only to hear the telltale sound of a turret locking on to you
>MOLTEN CORE
Meanwhile d3th4dd3r420 is raging in spawn because his shotgun is underpowered.
>>144409825
>ehentai
>he can't get past the panda
LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
Hero lock when?
>damage heroes do their job well and you win
>no one expects praise because it's your job
>healers do their boring easy job and you win
>WHERE'S MY PRAISE SHITLORDS
>>144410623
perfect
Are you supposed to be flanking with all of the offense heroes? Are is okay to sit behind your tanks and lay down suppressing fire when pushing
>>144410615
Technically the ennemy can just chose not to shoot her shields.
Sometimes it's kinda hard (last minute shields to counter ults) so you can't really shut her down completely but good players lower her relevantless a great deal.
I think it's a really good design as in, it's got a lot of variance. It gets slightly less good at very high level but it's far from bastion tier.
>>144410615
is there even a counter for her? like NOTHING can pass through her shields
>>144410716
Oh, Seagull knows how good Zarya is. He plays her a lot on his stream actually. They even went 6 Zaryas once on Nepal. That shit was hilarious.
>Tfw finally made it to top 10 Mcree players in Master Owerwatch
Feels good man
>>144410645
Actually Celica is the nicest but she's even worse because she's a borderline Mary Sue on top of it. At least Noel is alright looking and has moments. I'm glad you appreciate Bullet too but why do you hate Kokonoe?
>>144410772
The "Thank Your Support" hugbox culture is actually worse than the healslut shit.
>>144409756
Is that Terry Pratchett?
so what is it that determines how loud an enemy's footsteps are? sometimes i can hear someone from a mile away and sometimes they're quiet as a mouse
Holy shit the quality of games drop massively on the week end.
Fucking shitters
>>144410716
You don't charge ult by shooting barriersthat's the term for zarya's, winston's and reinhardt's ability by the way: barrier
>>144410786
Mccree and soldier can sit behind tanks and pose but you should be flanking with the others
Pharrahs kinda weird though since you're in the sky
>>144410786
Situational. Genji for example is designed for flanking, however some work fairly well as suppressive heroes - s76 for example.
>>144410645
>Noellers
>cute
I agree.
>Kokopuffs
>shit
I'm gonna have to kill you aren't i?
>>144409825
sadpanda still the easiest way to spot newfags
how about you turn around and shoot the monkey instead of running away and dying when i can no longer heal beam your ass
>>144410828
kys you fucking weebshit
>>144410141
People don't want Mei nerfs because she's too strong, people want Mei nerfs because she's too annoying.
>>144410772
true healsluts don't want any praise. Disregard imposters.
>>144410772
Its actually difficult to hit the 30 eliminations mark, but people assume youre getting some kind of massive ego boost out of it so you don't get the commend. But sitting in the backline as a brain dead support invites people to suck your dick so you can keep greasing the wheels of war. Just ignore the fact that the Phara on your team annihilated the enemy team and routinely made sure a single turret never stayed up for more than 30 seconds.
>>144410836
>The "Thank Your Support" hugbox culture is actually worse than the healslut shit.
Agreed.
>>144410450
>one on the elevator
My niggas. Best turret place in the game.
Hitting Tracers with the hook and then giving them a shotgun blast to the face is my favorite pastime. It's just so incredibly satisfying.
papa hog is for ____
>>144410303
I have and it's nowhere near as good as Dirty Bomb or Doom.
>>144410836
Because she's so fucking boring, and i never really cared for cat girlsI like the clones of ragnas sisters mostly because i have a robotgirl fetish
>>144410958
I mean healers need a certain amount of thanks and help but when I deal 48% of the team's damage as JR and a braindead Mercy gets all of the commends it starts to get obnoxious
Sharkbait > Mako right?
Reminder that forced 50 is just a meme and is nonexistent
>>144410772
Because no one wants to have to wipe an offenshitter's face after the spit up on themselves.
>>144410836
are you implying that healslut isn't one of the worst memes to spawn in recent history?
>>144410993
Piggyback rides
>>144410873
Bubble for Zarya is more cute though.
>>144411052
No, it's just what shitters call "working matchmaking"
>>144411047
Yes
>tfw looted Mako
>tfw don't want to invest 1k in a recolor even though it's clearly superior
I wish I didn't get this legendary desu
why hasn't anyone made a torbjorn how about i slap your shit image
TRACER BEST GIRL
>>144411052
do you know what a bellcurve is? You plateau'd at your skill level, you just think you're better than you are.
>learn forced 50 patterns
>play my favourite heroes in games where i think i'd win
>play heroes i hate in games where i think i'd lose
>>144411140
Good post
>>144411145
That's IMPOSSIBLE I would totally have like a 900% winrate except BLIZZARD HATES ME and made a system that is designed to FUCK ME it's impossible that I'm not the best player in the world
>>144411047
I like Mako's alternate tatoo but if fucks with the best highlight intro, and the blue shark skin doesn't fit the colorscheme.
am i a good person?
Should I get Ascendant for Zen?
>>144410503
it's up to 4% before the res animation is even over god damn
>tracer gets potg
>emotes with her back to the wall
>full screen of pure ass
i hope this becomes a thing with every character
STOP SHOOTING ZARYAS SHIELD YOU INBRED CUNTS
>>144411213
how does it fuck with it?
>love playing junkrat
>hate using his ult
>>144411145
>beast on kids all night with premade
>solo queue next morning, 3 kills 1.2k dmg and 2 seconds objective time was worth 3 gold medals on my time
>>144411140
True but boys > girls in this game.
>>144411270
No little piggy around the navel.
>>144410973
>Not the stairs in Hanamura A
>>144411029
>Because she's so fucking boring
That's an odd opinion. People that hate Kokonoe usually do because they think she's a massive cunt. I mean she is but that's part of why I like her.I have a thing for tomboys and older women, hence why I like Tracer and Mercy the most, and Bullet and Kokonoe the most in BlazBlue.
>>144411079
Don't get me wrong, I hate the healslut meme tremendously, but what I hate more is people thinking that they are entitled to praise just because they played support, even though they're shit at it half of the time and don't actually get anything done. Winning the game is its own reward.
Is there any reason that the after game statistics don't show damage from other players that was caused by amplification?
So how much extra damage was done because of Zen's discord aura or Mercy's blue beam.
Would be nice to see another metric of how the supports are helping the team besides straight healing.
>>144410772
I only commend my supports if they did something noteworty like "LET'S DROP THE BEAT" being countered with HAMMER DOWN or a clutch revive.
>>144411261
but her charge resets if you kill her, so stop not killing her
>>144411226
BROTHER
>>144411226
We have almost the exact same taste.
Godspeed anon.
>>144411318
I like milfs too, and the reason i like noel the most because she seems to have the most personality out of the robots.
>almost lose game due to reinhardt ult glitch
thanks blizzard
>>144411145
i'm not saying anything like this >>144411206, but I definitely would have a higher W/L if it weren't for me getting matched with fucking players who literally have no brain.
>>144411229
his 75 cred skins are the best
>>144411417
And you would have a lower W/L if you didn't get matched with players who carried you into easy Ws.
Oh wait, you didn't mention those. Funny how you're always the best player in 100% of your games.
>>144411343
there should also be another support related medal cause I hate only getting one or two as mercy when I get the whole palette as hog
>>144411343
would be nice to see "deaths prevented" for Zarya rather than "projected barriers used"
I think it currently counts literal useless shields
>>144411405
>Doesn't reload cancel
>Gets frozen
not webm worthy
>>144410646
Hitscan peashooter.
quickly, take these mediocre pharah webbums
>tfw #8 best score/min on MasterOverwatch
Who is this Juan widow is always talking about and why is he killing?
>>144411428
I like the arabian night esque skin for him though.
>>144411491
it was the show that reinhardts ult hits behind him for no reason
billion dollar indie company
>>144411405
>takes hammer backswing straight to the face
>is stunned
Why the fuck is Reinhardt's ult blocked by Zarya bubble?
>>144411526
What does that even mean?
whats the audio cue for windowmaker ultimate for the enemy team?
I can never tell when its on and off
>>144411505
>uses the worst skin
>stay on the ground
W E W
E
W
>>144411558
becuse he's better than her and it lasts two (2) seconds
>>144411558
>Why the fuck is Reinhardt's ult blocked by Reinhardt's shield.
>>144411161
>in a groups of 5 ookin mainers
>mfw switching heroes every 2 minutes to counter whatever shit the enemy comes out
just fuck my shit up
>>144411576there's none
>>144411479
It counts useless barriers, but it also counts damage absorbed.
A lot of barriers but little damage absorbed means you did a shit job and that you weren't a HIGH ENERGY boy
>>144411553
the ult hit him
hammer swing does 75 damage, not 50
also
>reindhardt melee
>hitting behind you
lol no
>>144411558
doesn't Rein's shield block his ult as well?
either way, barriers block fucking everything. it's what they're for. you can't even OoD zarya when it's up
>>144411505
>have three Pharah plays in my highlight reel
>all three are JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
Goddammit why can't you save some of my airshots, or concussive blasting people off the map, or something that's fun to watch instead of QOTG?
>>144411542
Ifrit is better.
So how come after you hit rank 30 every match is a complete shitstomp?
>>144411318
>be good dps with shitty healer
>kill everyone anyway
>be good healer with shitty dps
>lose
>>144411505
as pharah either everything goes very right or very wrong
>>144411472
dude wtf are you on about. who said that I'm being carried. I can be on a team where we all do good, including myself. it just so happens that more often than not I'm on a team where most of the players never PTFO and/or make a shitty team comp and I along with like one other person are trying to actually win the game. go be a fucking retarded blizzdrone defending "there's no forced 50" somewhere else.
>tfw no McCree anon
>I don't know anything about mc cree
>>144411598
>going in the air
>to shoot someone running through
a building
LOLL what would you have done, fire at the roof? xP
>>144411652
Yeah this is pretty cool too
>>144411667
>losing team's mercy gets 5 upvotes
>nobody upvotes the winning team's s76 with 51% elimination participation
eyy
>>144411491
>Reload cancel
How?
How long does the penalty last?
>reading the lore
>most of the heroes are terrorists
>>144411776
Until you stop being a fag, so never
>>144411727
press E, right click somewhere at their chest, roll right click if not dead yet, right click at everything midrange, right click to scare enemies, then right click again for good measure
>>144411734
>even failing the meme arrows
L M A O
>>144411775
as your character starts to throw his guns away, use quick melee
>>144411701
>when I win it's skill
>when I lose it's a Blizzard conspiracy
HOLY SHIT YOU PEOPLE ACTUALLY EXIST
>>144411491
how do I reload cancel?
>>144411558
Why is every ult blocked by Reinhard's shield?
>>144411402
How do you feel about Izanami then?
>>144411667
>Be good dps with good healer
>Kill everyone while being unkillable
Healers do not deserve pity, everyone needs to pull weight.
>>144411771
That's par for the course.
Literally git Gud.
>get a 3 man ult and a multikill on Zarya and win the game with 10 seconds left on the clock
>potg is a bastion clicking at 3 enemies in turret form
Fucking omnigger scum
Thanks Blizzard
>>144411775
Try to reload and look on your ammo count chan the ammo is here.
Use melee at this moment.
Vital for reaper/roadhog.
>McCree battling with a mercy
>for some magical reason he throws his stun besides her
>mercy proceeds to spam his ass
>he keeps faning like crazy but simply cant hit her
>mercy wins the shootout
jesus christ
>>144411771
>losing team's mercy gets 5 upvotes
Every fucking time.
Good thing the upvotes are actually fucking worthless.
>>144411598
>press L-shift to be instagibbed by bow guy or windowlicker
>>144411816
Even Junkrat tire? Cause I managed to kill a Reinhardt with his shield up last night.
Guess which hero
>>144411804
>wait he's right and I'm bad at logic
>oh thank god he made a typo, now i don't have to respond to the fact that firing at the roof is stupid
>>144411558
>>144411640
does Earthshatter need eyesight? can it go through walls? does it affect other enemy heroes behind reinhardt shield besides reinhardt? does it go upstairs? owinfinity a shit web
>>144411623
There is, in french. Just really really silent.
>>144411820
That's ragna's actual sister right?
I prefer noel honestly but she's alright.
>>144411793
>reading the lore
>the payload in King's Row is an EMP device big enough to wipe out every Omnic in the city
>>144411894
it blocks the explosion, but not the tire itself
>>144411807
>when i win it's because I actually have other team mates trying to win
>when I lose it's because I actually have team mates not trying to win
THAT is what I said and you've just proven yourself retarded.
Thats fucking it, I am no longer going support in solo queue just to fucking lose because brain dead idiots cant fucking push or go in as a group.
FUCK YOU! FIND YOUR OWN HEALERS
>>144411894
shield cant block something that clips inside you
Roadhog/Tracer NTR doujins when?
>>144411964
Does it? Because I killed everyone behind him. 20 tick serves?
>>144411909
the dwarf
>>144411982
another bad mercy bites the dust, good riddance
>>144411909
Pharah probably.
>Literally fly over the fucking trap as Lucio
>Still get trapped.
This isn't related to this particular webm, but fuck those buggy ass traps.
Also, being lucio and having entire team focus you in a team fight feels good, even if your team is retarded.
>Soldier 69 uses his ults and targets you first before anyone else.
>>144411946
>That's ragna's actual sister right?
Only her body. Saya is not in control, hence her being referred to as Izanami who is actually in control.
>>144412012
>NTR
That would imply that Tracer is already involved with someone.
>people actually think that elo hell exists
Hahaha what? I thought that meme died in the league community 2 years ago.
>>144412012
Roadhog/D.Va NTR doujins when?
>>144411928
You wouldn't believe how many times a huge earthshatter is ruined because your Mei decided to build a wall.
>>144411942
>Tfw french
>tfw can recognise it better
mfw
>>144412027
>>144412050
give it one more guess
>>144412012
>NTR
kill yourself
>Play STRICTLY TO WIN
>Pick the absolute most OP hero or what is needed every single match
>Have very little, fun but top 100 win rate in the world on mow.com
>Say fuck it. Ranked will be out soon anyway
>Start picking whatever I want
>Have fun
This is much better than trying to play it as a CYBER ATHLETIC
>Dropped from rank #8 Pharah to top #30
Hod do I git gud with her?
>>144412095
I got caught in a trap on top of a basketball in the middle of the map, I could hear that junkrat player laughing from across the country
Anyone come across any RPfags yet? I've had a Genji write "well met [player]" every time he 1v1d someone
>try any of the dubs other than English
>sound levels are completely fucked
>>144409382
I know playing Reinhardt makes me the most toxic.
>playing DPS or other tanks I just do my thing and don't require others to help most of the time
>playing support I can usually herd the shitters towards the objective since they need to come to me to get healed(though I stopped playing support anyway)
>playing Reinhardt I'm basically useless without my team doing their job
When everyone was knew people at least came to me to hide behind the shield, now everyone thinks their a hotshot pubstar and I end up in games with me and the support on objective and 4 people flanking and losing 1 vs 1 pathetically.
It's also a bit of a problem with Zarya, but Zarya is a lot more self-sustainable than Reinhardt.
MOLTEN COREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>there is no respawn, if your team die game is over
Is THAT simple to fix this game.
>>144412206
I spam voice emotes, does that count?
>>144412213
Are they actually fucked or are they just fucked in comparison? Because if nothing else OW has 10/10 sound
>>144412213
>Not playing with english dub
>when most heroes have lines in their own language
Not even native english and this is retarded.
The cheesyness of my own language accent in this dub is awesome too.
>>144412119
>scat
>dark skin
If everyone performs their function we will be victorious.
Why does the default audio have your teams' character dialogue so low? I can't hear anything they're saying.
I assume that playing around with the settings will fix it, but fuck.
>>144412189
>Not liking NTR
>>144412272
Go play Counterstrike then
>>144412169
>melee kills 0 (ZERO)
must be reinhardt then, cant score those
>>144412105
>That would imply that Tracer is already involved with someone.
Doomfisting kid.
>>144412189
Thanks for telling us your sob story how you were cheated on in the past. No one cares.
>>144412272
>wanting colorful cs:go
How are people still in so much delusion they actually think Widowmaker is currently balanced
>>144409996
20 tick. but you were dead either way.
>It's a losing streak vs 2 swedish niggermidgets and 2 huntsman snipers episode while you're the only one to switch to something to counter them, the rest of your team pissing around on mcree and widow
>>144412189
AVGN, is that you?
>>144412258
>flaming manlet screaming "FUCKING RED TEAM GET OFF MY POINT REEEEEEE"
>>144412272
in a game where people have the ability to insta kill and res people?
go play cs nerd
>>144412317
no actually i have no idea why it says 0 beause ive gotten melee kills
its best gril :^)
>>144412283
Fucked in comparison to English.
I had to lower the volume of game sound effects to be able to make out any words.
>>144412310
NTR is just as sad as liking Scat or Vomit
>>144412361
but enough about your voice chat
>>144412348
>Papa hog, not a daddy
You really stept in it m8
>>144412348
Talon baby armor
>>144412189
What is kylo ren doing in this picture?
>>144412012
that's not Pharah
>>144412326
Does high noon still lock on on Rein with shield up?
>>144412348
>take reaper out of dad role and make him a child
>take the word 'edgy' out
>make unmasked reinhardt dad instead
there, i improved that shit by 500%
>>144412362
>play games with hot characters so you can masturbate
>call others nerd
lmao
>>144412470
Yes and it can instantly shatter the shield if locked on long enough.
>>144412434
frankly i have more respect for the scatologists.
>>144412438
I don't use my mic because I don't have AC so there's usually a fan blowing on my desk
What's your quickest victory? Just finished a game in under two minutes in volskaya industries by just sticking to the left of the map.
>>144412470
yes, also damage goes up even after total health is reached so you can keep it to shatter the barrier (won't penetrate tho).
>>144412348
I require new comfe
Justify this
>>144412434
So tell us, when did your gf cheat on you for the first time?
>>144410549
>titless girl that want to touch titmonster lady
JUST LIKE MY FAVOURITE ANIME!!!!
>>144412105
No, it's Tracer stealing Roadhog from Junkrat
>>144412396
>he doesnt charge into melee
shitter detected
>tfw you finally learn to dance the Reaper shotgun salsa
>>144412457
neither is that, she's north african not afro-caribbean or whatever that's supposed to be
>>144412547
?
Its fat.
Tracer might be the only one not fat there.
>>144412105
Yea, i haven't played past continuum shift so i don't know shit after that.
guess is safety say that diva is objectively the worst character in the game. no damage, gets killed easily, huge hitbox, cant crawl, makes ton of noise, no mech pistol is better.
>>144412547
>people fill out their clothes completely.
>>144411871
>today on "mercy is not viable dps, that McCree was just clinical"
>>144412549
What the fuck
>dog
>gorilla
>monkey
>shotacon
I sort of need to see this now.
Fuckit, I'm done with this game until they nerf widowmaker.
>>144412547
Or.
Get this.
She's wearing super thick fucking clothes.
>>144412543
>>144410502
If Reinhardt was balanced, why do you see one in every game?
>>144412637
you forgot
>worst Q press
>>144412434
>He doesn't enjoy the suffering others and destruction of relationships
>>144412572
This sounds funny though
>>144412629
You're missing out, the game has improved a metric shitload since then.
>>144412547
how is her waste thicker than the belt? how is her chest thicker than the jacket?
pick related is my justification
>>144412547
there's nothing to discuss. mei is very fat.
>>144412637
I do well with her, but I'm in dogshit MMR land. Nobody in my games is above level 50.
>>144410278
>mfw friend and I run into a Symmetra turret nest and I go from 0-100 in like a second from shielding both of us
>>144412310
This pic is so absolutely perfect
>>144412687
Because he's the only character that does what he does
>>144412672
the nerf is already up, its called stay behind shit and reinhardt shield while Winston rapes her ass
>>144410260
except that literally never happens if you're below diamond 4 lol
>>144412676
she's padded alright
with lard
>>144412763
>prototype talon body armor
MY FUCKING SIDES
Also, thank you for posting papa hog
lucio buffs fucking when? his speed song should increase attack/reload speed, otherwise it's useless
>>144411889
>Someone else plays mercy
>15% healing
>5+ votes
>I play mercy
>40% healing
>1 or 2 votes if I'm lucky
I know they're worthless but fucking hell it pisses me off.
>>144411871
>It's a Mercy guns down flankers coming after her ass episode
Those are really funny. But I pity Mercies who get caught overextended or just have a team that doesn't help them. Must feel like fucking Vietnam.
>>144410059
>Tfw switching to Bastion on King's Row defense at the last area in overtime and clutching the win cos they weren't expecting it
>>144412706
I only play on pc and they don't release the games on there for a long time, just doesn't seem worth it.
>>144412676
Yeah, with a mega butterface, okay. You're probably just as fat. Go outside lmao
>How the fuck did we lose, I have Gold eliminations and damage
>I went like 46-5
>>144412801
how does reinhardt shield and winston help running back from spawn after mccree right clicked them?
I FUCKING HATE TORBJORN
>>144412547
Dude, that's fat
>>144412323
>>144412356
>>144412559
>disliking NTR must mean you find yourself in the beta position
>not because cuckoldry is a sad act to enjoy from any position
>>144412879
>You're probably just as fat.
>Calling people on /vg/ fat.
And here we see a hypocrite, or at the very least, someone without a mirror in his house.
>its a mcree player highnoons at the wrong time episode
>>144412857
i once gunned down an ulting genji and then a pharah who came after me. they both had like 1/4 of their health left when they decided to go after the easy kill who most certainly doesn't have a gun.
>>144412676
considering how skin tight those pants look she'd need at least 3 inch thick cloth to not be obese
>>144412876
The most up to date version is on Steam now and CF probably wont come out on consoles until the end of the year so theres still a ways to go.Why is there Blazblue discussion interspersed within the OW general
Roadhog's hooks need to be reworked.
I just got hooked through two pillars and a wall on Anubis.
>>144412850
>buffing the best hero in the game
>>144412850
>implying you can't speed boost your team from Mei's cancer ult
>implying you can't speed bost yourself to do sweet wallriding tricks
It's very useful.
>>144411598
hoo wee get ready to blow your nuts out your dick
shout outs to hanzos with no aim
i have literally never lost a game of defense on anubis
>>144412964
some nerds are morbidly underweight instead
>>144412869
Uh, it's pretty standard for the entire enemy team to go Bastion and MOLTEN CORRRRRRE when they are defending the last Payload checkpoint.
At least in the matches I play. Fucking annoying as hell to play against.
/r/ing the D.Va wants a McDonald's comic
>>144413000
Nice versatile meta
>>144412889
whoever is behind reindardt shield kills McCree before he even gets a chance to waste his stun on reinhardt's shield, winston leaps to widowmaker's spot far away from cowboy man
How to scatter arrow effectively
>>144412356
Hold on, he got cucked?
>McREE mains mostly accepted their fate
>Widowshitters are being defensive about their bullshit crutch hero now
>>144412940
>literally a cuck
>>144413046
>waste his stun on reinhardt's shield,
you throw it over the shield and right click ded
>>144413057
aim at feet, one shot roadhogs
>>144413057
shoot in front of their feet
>>144413057
Blindfire it like all the other Hanzos do it.
>>144412975
>When you have 4 gold medals
>...As lucio
>...Then loose
>>144413000
hook is hitscan
>>144412908
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>144412876
CPEX on PC is very much worth it, plus /blaz/ has lobbies on an almost daily basis. A good game is worth playing. Plus summer sale is coming up so maybe you can get it for pretty cheap.
>>144412940
I need you to understand that schadenfreude is the driving force behind many of my fetishes.
>>144412985
I dunno, boredom.I'm the "Neo-Bulletsperg" from /blaz/, I've been on hiatus for a while but when I pick the game back up I'm probably dropping Bullet for Kokonoe altogether because Bullet is trash and I want to have a couple of winning matchups for once.
>>144412985
you started it you stupid faggot
>>144413046
>I have never played against a half-competent McCancer
>>144412547
more correct
still fat
>>144413085
tracer nerfs soonâ„¢
>>144413089
you need to be 3 feet away from the shield to do so, as I said, whoever is behind reinhardt's shield would kill McCree before that, specially another McCree
How well will I do in Overwatch if I have no friends and just play with randoms?
>>144413108
>hook is hitscan
Proven to not be a hitscan.
>>144413094
>>144413090
Is it not RNG anymore? Does it just bounce up now?
>>144413089
>>144413194
Is this the same person arguing with himself?
What happens when direct hit scatter arrow?
Reply or your waifu/husbando dies in their sleep, and your favorite hero gets nerfed
>>144413208
Depends on how lucky you are with matchmaking.
>play Reaper
>after four wonderful encounters with enemy Mei she resorts to spamming icicle from behind Reinhardt's shield
>>144413208
Before long you'll want to strangle every dumb little shit you're matched with.
Also, Commando or Arctic?
>mainers after being asked to change to another hero better for a certain situation
>>144413254
125 damage
Arrows scatter like normal on a regular surface, but since they're bouncing off your "target" it's unlikely any of them will hit him. They will hit his friends though.
>>144413162
stop playing this game as a stock run 'n gun MP game, group up, get your shields up and you wont get picked by loner McCrees
>>144413256
Fuck off to Tumblr with this shit.
>>144413256
wew lad
>>144413085
If stomachacher doesn't get needed to the dumpster I'm going to fucking shit all over blizzard and their stupid blueberry bitchcake.
>>144413256
fuck you
>>144413208
Really? No friends? Not even one?
>>144413126
>cpex is worth iti can't remember button presses for combos so i don't know maybe if it's super cheap i will.
>reply or ur mom dies xD
>like if you agree xD
When did this cancer make a comeback? It's like 2005 youtube all over again.
>>144413208
It can be a bit hit or miss in completely random pubs but I still get plenty of good games when I'm not playing in a stack. You might want to be willing to play support if after all 6 picks there is still none. At higher MMR you are more likely to see someone else pick one, so you can wait to switch if you prefer other heroes.
I've given up on playing Mercy in pubs though, just not worth it. Lucio is great though.
>>144413304
>just leaves instead because I don't care about exp
heh...
nothing personnel
>>144411402
>older women = milfs
NO
>Killerkid switched to Hanzo (was Mercy)
>silverblade99 switched to Hanzo (was Tracer)
>Ted switched to Hanzo (was Roadhog)
>>144413256(you)
>>144413407
It keeps getting better holy shit
>>144413340
>McRee jumps from a ledge behind the shield and tosses a flashbang on his way down
>fan roll fan
>???
>The asshole of the internet, 4chan, has users who claim to be above and beyond filthy normies and popularity contests, not falling for passing trends or fads
>Still constant jealous whining about not getting as many votes as someone else
>Still whining about not getting play of the game
And as a bonus:
>'Wow we still lost even though I have 39 kills and 0:00 objective time, woooooow.
I thought you guys were the cool counterculture, what happened?
Steady 30fps and high fidelity or 70-40fps and low settings.
>full hp at 200
>suddenly hear explosions around me
>instantly die before i can even react
FUCK junkrat
>>144413304
>enemy team has 3 snipers on defend
>we have two pharahs, tracer, dva, junkrat and myself as poor little black guy on skates
>no one is willing to switch to winston or reinhardt
>awkwardly do pity skates behind the payload, pushing it on my own while getting a few sneaky wubwubkills on long range
>no one switches during the whole game
>>144413407
>misses the venom trap
Slushies#2838if any of you wanna play (eu) lvl 27 right now
>>144413518
70 at low u fuckin idiot
>>144413256
he will be nerfed soon anyway
>>144413523
>bonked by a pill
>fuck better get to cov-
>MEEP MEEP
>>144413418
>It's like 2005 youtube all over again.
So Kys, niggerspeak, TYPING IN ALL CAPS LIKE A RETARD and shitting on anime wasn't enough to make you realize that this place is nothing but redditors and twitchshits now?
>>144413509
>I thought you guys were the cool counterculture
get a load of this guy
>>144444444
>>144413518
Don't play at all. If you can't get a steady 60 fps or higher you are playing with a disability.
>>144413603
>20 tick
Not missing anything senpai.
How come Mercy is 37 years old? That's just too old for me to think of as hot.
>>144413518
don't be a shitter and get a better PC
>>144413570
>shitting on anime
>negative
>>>/a/ and stay there.
>>144413482
>adding situational advantage to prove your argument
detailed scoreboard when?
>>144413407
>That damage boosted Widow at the end that misses Symmetra completely
>>144413392
Don't worry with the changes you'll basically be relearning anyway.
>>144413654
>there are no ledges and flanking routes in this game
>junkrat players who put mines on their traps
There is literally no more annoying way to die in this gameI do it myself since it's the easiest way to kill tracers and genjis trying to flank your team
>>144412189
>no tits
>>144413653
Like clockwork.
>>144413104
Kek this is what i do desu. Im such a sperg hanzo player but i get headshots for some reason
Widowmakers ult is fucking stupid and needs to be toned down
Widowmakers bodyshot damage is fucking stupid and needs toning down
You know what just remove all snipers
>>144413191
I feel like a stronger joke would be him pulling out infinite laptops from his coat
First balance update fucking when?
>>144413690
yes and your team should control them beforehand if you guys want to win
>>144413635
Lower than 60 fps gives you significant input lags.
>>144413675
never because it's "toxic"
>>144413774
Phara is broken cancer tier made for literal drooling retards, she needs a fucking nerf
>>144413675
Never hopefully. It's already bad enough with people trying to whore their k/d ratio it'd only get worse if it showed the table at the end.
>>144412547
>Mei
>fat
I hate this meme.
>>144413784
>enemy team has a competent McCree
>control flanking routes
Unless your team also has a competent McCree it's not gonna happen.
>Have 11 friends irl who play Overwatch
>Their schedules are varied enough so that 6-8 are almost always on when I am.
>Get good synergy, do well
>Haven't had to play with randoms since day 3
>Hear all these horror stories about matchmaking woes
God I hope too many of my friends don't srop playing before that gets fixed, if it even will.
That sounds awful
>>144413746
You are right
>tfw death replaces hogfather
>tfw reaper and papa hog both use shotguns
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
>>144413817
>t. Bastion and Torb main
What does this say about me?
>>144413817
she dies to roadhog, soldier 76, McCree, bastion, widowmaker... and the list goes on, she's fine
What is the counterclaim to all soldier 76 it's so much fucking healing
>>144413817
>I always give the enemy pharah free reign because I never switch
>>144413826
what about just showing medals or lack of
>>144413792
Didn't realize this.
>>144413646
The problem is summer temps.
Not even two weeks have passed and I'm already running into the same players constantly.
ded gaem.
>>144413913
you're very insecure
>>133333333
>>144413845
widowmaker, McCree and even junkrat also shut down a flanking McCree
>>144413913
You can't aim.
>>144413638
This lady is almost 100
>>144413692
I like using my mines for disengage but yeah mine traps are some funny shit.
>>144413873
I shoot Pharahs out of the air with Torbjorn like it's going out of style.
You could literally double everything Zenyatta does and he would still be average at best.
>>144413934
Eh that'd be fine. Although I'd leave deaths off the end otherwise you may as well show the k/d then.
>>144413851
REAPER-CHANG KAWAII
>>144409450
>brahs
BREH XD BROFIST XD!! WHO /420/ HERE BROFAGS???
>lucio on the MVP board for __% of the game on fire
>7 people upvote it
literally all you have to do on lucio to be on fire is stand next to a teammate and not die. if you manage to do that but somehow it gets you MVP for time on fire rather than healing it means you spent more time speeding up than healing because you're an idiot.
reeeeeee
>>144413942
For real if you get lower than 60 just play Reinhardt or some sheet because you gonna have a hard time with dps characters.It's like you are playing with one eye and lack depth perception.
does this board have repeating digits?
>>144413817
>200 hp, no barriers or armor at all
>NO splash damage except right under
>Easy to shut down ultimate, especially in air, maybe the easiest in the game
>Any hitscan hero eats her alive
Nah
>>144414060
holy shit fuck off and stop wasting posts
>>144414060
Yes
>>144414035
>and not die
And there you go. Have an upvote
>>144414035
Shouldn't MVP be the more valuable card in general?
>entire team gets obliterated within seconds
>they leave instead of thinking about what they did wrong
videogames am i rite guise
every fucking time
>>144409450
Bring on the buffs
>>144414035
for the little HP Lucio passively regens he's better off speed boosting to make it harder to get hit, when the boost (E) is ready switch to heal and then go back to the green song
>>144414060
No. Fuck off back to the underage epic shitposting boards
Which skin should I use? I like Stonehardt but I'm thinking i might get Lionhardt since I think those colors look nicer.
I officially have no idea how hook works
>>144414035
>Discouraging people from playing support by being a jealous dick when they get more votes than you
CoDwatch when?
>>144413969
holy shit retard, you are WAY too late for that one.
Hey guys I just got Overwatch.
Playing as Reaper and in two seconds I noticed if you melee while reloading you reload instantly.
This can't be right. How can a guy who has played the game for 10 minutes find this kind of glitch.
BLIZZARD GAME TESTING BRAVO!
>>144414220
I honestly think classic is the best look for Reinhardt but if you gotta be special, Bloodhardt looks nice.
>>144414220
your thoughts on bloodhardt?
>>144414221
looks like he got a lagspike as he threw it but it was still close enough to ss for it to go through
>>144414220
Lionhart > stonehart
Copper and brass are awesome
Paragon is good if you have matching team skins
Bunderswehr and evilhart are okay
>>144413969
i have 4chanx, it links to the archives. maybe you're the retard?
>>144413692
i do this literally every game and they fall for it every single time
>>144414220
Lionhardt for holy paladin aegis defending your team until they run past your shield and get nuked
>>144414275
jokes on you reaper doesnt reload dem shits
>>144413913
>D.VA
You're actively hurting your team by pickest the weakest hero as the most played one
>Reinhardt
Cool guy
>Torbjorn
Cancer
>Symmetra
You're damaging your team by playing her too often and in situations when she's not optimal
>Genji
You suck
>>144414302
I like the aesthetic but I don't like the axe.
>>144414275
eks dee!
>>144414275
not sure if retarded or just pretending
>>144414252
It's a feature because reaper has a low skill ceiling.
Same goes for papa hog.
If devs listened to people like you all the time, games would be boring.
Anyone got any tips on using Junkrat's traps?
>>144414129
>"stop wasting posts!"
>wastes post while replying
>>144414275
It's not really faster
>>144414275
There is also a glitch where if you do the roll as McCree, you reload to full
>>144414448
Place them on stairs and around corners and doorways
Dickheads literally walk into them
>>144414448
early and often and also the conc is crazy good and hits hard
>>144414459That's the joke
Has McCREEEEEEEE been nerfed yet?
>friends invite me to their group
>every time we lose a match the leader backs us out instead of trying to beat them on the rematch
>hear bullshit complaining about heroes instead of teammates switching to counters
>realize that most of my friends are bads
feelsbadman
>>144413692
Junkrat traps are one of my top 3 most hated things in the game, since I play Tracer and Genji the most
When you're blinking and spazzing around in a group fight the traps which are 90% submerged into the ground are almost impossible to see and the junkrat player will just be spamming nades, mines and traps in your general direction while you try frantically to avoid the insane amount of explosions and shit being flung your way
Fuck junkrat players generally desu, I love killing them, and denying their ult is incredibly satisfying
>>144414448
get on the roof to spam from above, use trap to alert you someone is coming up the stairs by destroying it or triggering it
When not on designated spam battlement, drop one without minding (cooldown is low).
>>144414543
unfortunately not
>>144414370
>D.Va is weak
>Reinhardt contributes anything ever
Pubs are way different than your epic esports twitch games you watch. If you don't use a 6 stack with a mic stop picking Rein.
>>144414354
>>144413692
oops i fucked up the webum
https://youtu.be/MBFmjZEnSXM?t=36
>>144413256
He's about to get nerfed anyway.
>>144414625
>He doesn't play balls to the wall Rein
>He holds up RMB all day expecting to accomplish anything
Play to win, don't play to not lose.
>>144414515
>That junkrat who literally just puts them in doorways and always runs away from you when you get near him while spamming mines and more traps and gets a lucky kill on you when he accidentally gets you
I fucking hate you so much
>>144414221
the hook works in mysterious ways
>>144414471
Oh no it definitely is faster, at least by half a second.
>>144414410
Kill yourself.
>>144414564
my friends are bads too... worst thing is if I tell them to switch characters to counter the enemy picks they'll just say that they want to play their favorite character and Im such a tryhard
>>144414702
I love you
Am I retarded???
>>144414527nice comeback
>>144414740
>Group with friend
>Always lose because he and his friends are shit and I get dragged down to lower MMR with other retards
>Play solo
>Most people at my level communicate, have real team comps, and work together
Fuck
>>144412687
He's the only tank
The other "tanks" are bruisers rather than pure damage-mitigation characters
>>144414564
>counters
whats the point of counters if you cant hit shit
>>144414564
>Widowmaker's getting free reign on our team
>Nobody's doing anything about it
>Switch to monkey and slap my nuts on her face
>I was the support and now all those dumb niggers are complaining about no heals after saying nothing before
This happens way too often. I guess I belong in garbage MMR until I can 1v6.
score/min still favors certain heroes over others due to how scoring in general works, it might be the best metric so far but it's far from perfect.
>>144414780
yes, intensely
>>144414780
I mean you could but there's so many places to hide you may as well just throw it at the point every time on this map. You're going to get 0 kills either way.
>>144414782
Silly goose. I____ - -- _____ was only pretending to be retarded. _----____
>roughly 8/10 games i join are in progress
kill me
>>144414564
>friends obsessed with 6 torbjorn on defense maps
>one starts being a whiny cunt and picking something else when we lose
>now he never queues with us
>probably thinks he'll go pro
>>144414739
wait, you were serious and not baiting? what a complete idiot
>>144414702
>Junkrat spams his retarded nades
>oops -120 health
>oh, you're playing the 60% of the cast with sub-250hp
>good thing he's got a free aim-optional triple-radius direct-hit Pharah rocket at in his Shift-RMB
what an awful hero
>>144413913
You're alright (apart from dva, you like losing or something?)
So, the real question.
How many people have you "Avoided" so far?
I'm up to 16 now.
>>144414901
He won't.
But he could have if he hadn't have joined the Navy.
>>144414702
>That m8 who always steps in it
Spam a little in the corridor then disengage from designated spam battlement with a mine.
Drop a trap on the stairs to new battlement and resume spamming.
>>144414921
Cry some more little man.
>>144414370
Actually all those Symmetra hours are exclusively defense and KotH.
I disagree about Dva but I won't fight you on it since I do think she needs buffs.
And yeah I did suck with Genji. Those hours were a marathon where I tried to teach myself him. It failed miserably. Pretty sure some are also this week's Brawl, if they count.
Why does widow do so much body shot damage in this game? Why does she charge her gun so fast? This isn't how the TF2 sniper works at all, no wonder she is broken.
>>144414780
>Using Junebug/B.Va
>Using D.Va at all
A little bit
>>144414921
>>144414702
Junkrat is tons of fun you should play him. Honestly if you are playing anyone that doesn't have a shotgun or explosives of some kind in their kit then you just aren't playing the game.
>>144414939
>counting the breads you've eaten
>>144414571
And since all you can see are the teeth and the bottom half of your screen is so cluttered that you can't see the trap most of the time.
>>144414035
>MVP
>t-they just didn't die and healed is all!
How did you manage to do worse in every regard than a Lucio?
>>144414987
>chubby hands
not fooling me with that angle
>>144415019
Junkrat is the best
>>144414220
>i might get Lionhardt since I think those colors look nicer.
weebshit faggot spotted
get out retard
please post more shitty dva and where can I find them?
No bully please
>>144414939
zero, because I don't give a fuck
>>144415019
I literally never touched Refuse rodent in beta, and now I'm absolutely a "main" Larson but junkrat is my second most time played. He's so fucking fun.
>>144415151
What rocketlady skin do you use?
THERE ARE TWO RIGHT ANSWERS
>>144415019
junebug has shiny butt
Do orb of discord and mercy's damage buff stack
>>144413638
She's aging like a fine wine anon besides she maybe keep her body and you forver young but her mind will still be of a 37 year old. She's desperate to have kids anon, can you fill her up with your baby butter and take responsibility?
>>144415203
Pharah has the most good skins.
Where were you whenpoo in loowas confirmed as best hero?
>>144415223
Of course.
>>144415151
You're alright anon
>>144415223
Why wouldn't they
Rocket: A 20-year old male from California, Rocket (real name Tim Johnson) lives in an apartment in Busan with Hana Song (D.Va). It should be mentioned that Rocket and D.Va are in a romantic relationship. Rocket plays similar to the Soldier from Team Fortress 2, without the gung-ho attitude. His primary weapon is a rocket launcher similar to Phara's, only it carries four rockets at a time instead of six, and has a much slower reload time; conversely, Rocket is also designed around rocket-jumping for improved mobility. Rocket is an offensive hero, but is also designed around supporting and complementing D.Va. His abilities include a repair gun that can repair various machines such as D.Va's mech, Zenyetta, and Symmetra's sentries and teleporters, a pistol for handling faster heroes like Tracer and Genji, and an electro-grenade that can short out weapons for a few seconds. His ultimate is Screamin' Eagles, which enables him to rapid fire up to ten rockets while rocket-jumping. He works best alongside D.Va, as he can juggle opponents to allow D.Va to get easy kills; conversely, D.Va can lay down suppressive fire and work enemies into a corner to allow Rocket to finish them off. And he'll be voiced by Chris Metzen, as a Take That Me to the Creator's Pet status of Thrall.
>>144415203
titanium of course
best tracer skin?
>>144415151
>No bully please
kill yourself my man and take your aspie memes with you
>>144414939
None. I just don't get mad enough to do that.
I would use it if somebody was just following me and shit to annoy me, but that has never happened.
>>144412637
>epicwoody
>Nepal
>double Zarya, double Mei, Lucio, Roadhog
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DEAL WITH THIS HOLY SHIT
>>144415309
Pasta?
>>144415309
No.
>>144415116
>Blue and gold are weebshit
>>144415221
Scavenger has cute hair and goggles and midriff and a better mech design.
>>144415223
Yes, they're separate abilities altogether.
>>144415195
Same, and I didn't even have animosity towards him to start with, I just didn't get around to playing him in the stress test. In Open Beta and now though I play him like crazy. My most played isTorbjorn.
>>144415203
Anubis but I want Raptorion or Raindancer
>>144414939
I'm on console, so no one
There's no sperging
There's no passive agressive chat
The worst thing you'll get is some kid spamming imagine dragons.
I've had a lot of others tell me "but no one talks at all" and try this: talk first. It usually snowballs from there. I swear, it's like 99% of console players actually do have mics on but are waiting for someone else to make the first move.
>>144415323
default is the least shit
>>144415286
symmetra and toblerone because defending is easier for pubs.
lucio on the other hand is purely retarded.
>>144415292
>>144415305
So if you co-ordinated with two teammates you could run around hitting people for 216 dmg dragonblade strikes?
>>144413438
shut up
>>144415032
It isn't hard on any map with a cliff for easy eliminations.
WHY DO I ALWAYS STEP IN JUNKRAT TRAPS
WHY ALWAYS ME
MY WHOLE TEAM SOMEHOW FIGHTS AROUND IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE POINT AND I STEP IN IT
I NEVER FUCKING SEE IT
FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>144415432
Sorry that'd be 234dmg if the 50% damage taken debuff comes into play after the 30% mercy buff
>>144415223
>tfw damage boosted Zenyatta
>>144415432
ood has a travel time
>>144415536
I bet you trip on flat surfaces too.
Watch you step you ookin dooker.
>>144415323
Slipstream
>>144415406
>Scavenger has cute hair and goggles and midriff and a better mech design.
B.Va has honeycomb pattern and bun hair.
I think it's cuter and It's hip to fuck bees.
>>144414939
Is there a list?
Because probably 30+ at this point
It's always fun coming across a shitter Hanzo on your Attack team and, oh look, he already has that Avoid box checked, I wonder how that happened
>>144415545
It'd make Genji better at taking out tanks at least
>>144415536
>step in trap
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>I play Pharah
>enemy has a McREE/Soldier/Widow with pinpoint accuracy
>Enemy plays Pharah
>Nobody fucking looks up
>>144415536
Bottom half of your screen is so fucking cluttered that you can't see them half the time.
>>144415584
Even though I disagree with all of the shit you said, it is very hip to fuck bees.
>Mei's freeze turned into a root so you can actually fight back
>limits your turning to 180 degrees using your cursors current position as the half way point when rooted
Also Painting Hero when?
>>144414939
I've avoided every GG ez guy and some mcrees.
>>144415019
i wanna fuck that froge.
>a team of level 30 players
versus
>a team of level 40s + 2 level 70s
>can't get out of spawn in nepal
Next game:
>still level 30s vs level 40s
>genji lvl 14 has joined your team
>genji has died
>switched to reaper (was genji)
>reaper has died
>reaper left the game
This matchmaking is a joke on the slighly higher levels.
>>144415682
>Step in trap
>Car beeper noise
I dont wanna turn into a Lucio main
>>144414939
I've lost count. More than 50.
>>144412189
Why is reaper eating dinner if she is serving pancakes?
>>144414939
Every Widow and McCree and yet I constantly run into them. The game is already dying.
>>144415437
No need to be upset.
>>144415394
You wait for death
>>144415816
You never had pancakes as dessert?
>52% win ratio
>play with a premade of 4/5 people
>keep losing
>49% win ratio
im just sad
I really hate the "ult spam hallway" design half the maps have
>>144415742
>logarithmic learning curve
>expecting exponential
>>144415712
when did wanting to fuck bug girls become popular?
>>144415581
Neat artist.
>>144415930
I have! But still they are gross for dessert.
why cant mercy be my mom...
I need your help, /vg/ - i consulted the oversheet but me and my friend are on opposing sides here; is lucio's ult global, or does it have a given range?
I have an idea for at CTF map.
It is a maze of tunnels in an abandoned mining complex. When ever the flags are picked up from their spawn points, flag is returned to spawn point, or a flag is captured; various doors all over the map open or close. Which causes the map to constantly change. the doors are randomized in which ones open and close. Though it would check to make sure there is a viable path.
I am not from an English speaking country. What does the "BAMF" on McCree's belt mean?
Seeing Torbjorn waddling across the map is comfy
oh shit waddup
>>144416009
cant wait
>>144416102
Big Ass Mother Fucker? I don't know.
>>144416052
jesus christ do you have any idea how OP that would be if it was global?
>>144409702
> hating on electric swing
Mate, you are missing out on the greatest music genre of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0u90QZLjl8
>>144416102
big angry monster fish
God damnit
I wanna fuck moth girls.
>>144416057
first result in google goddamnit
>>144413407
so many fucking things going on in one webm
>>144416052
I know that it needs los at the very least
>tfw level 24
Who else is busy gamer here.
>>144416102
Belittling All Minorities Frequently
Are there any good POTG compilation channels on youtube that don't use retarded sound effects and music?
>>144416009
>Tfw there is already a spider themed girl in the cast but it's widowmaker and she's just a femme fatale in latex witha big butt
kill me
Why did nobody tell me howfunjunkrat is?
Just wondering but is it because of my toaster that it takes so long to get into the match? The game runs smoothly otherwise.
>>144416185
literally the most pleb tier trash
>>144416009
It's been around for a bit
>>144409702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbWS0j2fulY
Try this
>>144416278
>2016
>still not using ssds
>>144416102
Bouncy Ass Male Female
>>144416163
Did you get anything?
>>144415462
And yet that guy couldn't kill more than a bumping lucio.I get a boner every time I get best kill steaks or elims as a healer
>it's a game full of level 10s and 20s episode
>le playing at 7am on the westcoast face
Then I take my queue to fucking stop playing for the day.
Bug girls are fucking gross. Post more.
>>144416278
I bet you have you're windows, swapfile and game on the same drive, god forgive the same partition.
>>144416301
listen to this too
https://soundcloud.com/djwithoutaname/sets/future-funk-essentials
Post the song you listen to when you play your main.
Reaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTuD8k3JvxQ
>>144409951
Have you considered a career in accounting?
>>144416102
bad ass mother fudger
>>144416179
Oh shit.
>>144416312
They're still more than 100 bucks even for 250 gigs
No fucking thanks call me when they're like 30 bucks
FUCKING KILL THEIR MERCY ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK
How do I play Winston effectively?
Is his ult meant to just be a big distraction/escape?
I'm loving his mobility and focus on maneuver warfare but I'm not quite feeling him yet.
>>144409953
Bastion + Mercy dmg boosting him = total annihilation.
Feels so good yet so bad to get a potg as zenyatta. It basically means nobody else has done anything worth showing.
>>144416435
I listen to this on loop with Genji whenever I ult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUqpAeVyqEI
>>144416487
>he's a poorfag
>>144416435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMti45ZYBhs
IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10394840
>>144416185
>Electro-swing
>Caravan Palace
My nigger!
>>144416290
How does it feel to have shit taste? I imagine you had to have grown up with it or you'd have offed yourself already.Though, I didn't really like that in that original comment either.
>>144416493
>Is his ult meant to just be a big distraction/escape?
You are just buying time for your team to cap point or something.
>How do I play Winston effectively?
Do not pick fair fights. Do not engage McCree, Reaper or DVa at full health.
>>144416493
If you need a guide to playing winston you should consider playing something more suitable for you like one of those adventure games that teaches math to elementary school children
>teamed up with a level 153 person as a level 33
How the fuck are these people leveling so quickly?
>>144416353
I have a second hard drive, should I just reinstalled it there?
>>144416435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tntA_4IoxbE
guess fucking who
>>144416410
What's so special about circa 1999 disco house?
>>144416493
>Is his ult meant to just be a big distraction/escape?
the entire point of winston is to be a big distraction/annoyance
get into the enemy's faces and block them off with shields, pick off squishies with your gun, etc. and retreat with shift when your health gets low
use his ult to push people back and keep them off the objective
Unless you find support fun, is there any reason to ever play it?
In solo your win rate is pretty much locked at 50% (at least mine is). May as well play whatever is the most fun.
>>144413176
dem curves
REMOVE BLUEBERRY
FUCK BLUEBERRY
CRUSH BLUEBERRY
>>144416348
denial at it's finest
>>144416435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES9vRfs2rbA
Reinhardt obviously.
>>144414657
good video
>>144416163
nice
never actually seen this one
>>144416563
>she's so high
>high above me, she's so lovely
>she's so high
>like Cleopatra
Tips on gitting gud with Pharah? I'm bad at leading with rockets and hitting them directly, especially in air, and I really want to get better at aiming in general.
>>144416590
So you're the best Winston in overwatch?
Great, how do you do it?
WHEN DOES RANKED START.
I THOUGHT IT WAS LVL 30. STILL GOT NO OPTION TO PICK RANKED.
There's a Reinhardt, Mercy and Bastion sat in the corner camping the point. What the fuck are you supposed to do?
>>144416435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_qYy_Cup8I
d.va
>>144416872
>hurr durr hey guys im retarded
>>144416872
130
>>144416435
Zarya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A
>>144413176
My dick is justified
>>144416563
>Cardboard Box Pharah
I want to play a mercy only match
>its a team is only me and mercy episode
FPS scrub here.
Any people here into competitive FPS?
How competitive is Overwatch?
Will it be as deep and high-skill as games like Quake Live or Unreal Tournament 2004?
>>144416808
Aim towards the enemy's feet, since anything above will likely miss. Try and stay in the air as long as you can, even better if you can get to a good viewpoint perch and just launch rockets.
Don't get too close to enemies, since they'll likely end you quickly.
>>144416050
1080 on ultra settings. Ping is usually constant 50ms (live next to Dallas servers)
Firefights can bring it down to about 90. I was able to run doom at 120fps when amd released the doom drivers.
>be D.Va
>Reinhardt suicide boosts me off map
>use muh boosters to get back on solid ground every time
what makes them think this is a good idea
I want to fuck an omnic.
I think D.Va would have the cutest toes.
>>144416693
fuck, that's hot
>>144416624
Yes. You will notice the difference.
No need to reinstall, just move your installation there and tell it to bnet client.
Why is the girl who is in a relationship with the Omnic in the Alive trailer a blond, blue-eyed white girl?
Why not have her be black or dark-skinned or Asian? Why a white girl? And why blonde and blue eyed?
What is Blizzard trying to tell us here?
>join game
>someone instalocks pharah
>okay I guess I'll play some 76
>someone instalocks 76
>rest of team is filled but tank
>i guess I'll go reinhardt then, hes kinda fun
>3-4 minutes in
>i have gold damage with 950
>silver eliminations with fucking 4
Daily reminder that if your average damage dealt is less than 6000-7000 a game go practice against bots until you get even moderately passable as an offensive character and don't waste everyone's time
>>144417160
The bots in this game are trash. It's not good practice.
>>144417153
Beep beep where da human wimmin at
>>144409503
>Roadhog buff
Shift + left click = win
>pick grandpa 76
>somehow manage to get gold in healing despite the team having a Mercy
>>144417043
I want to empty my balls deep inside D.Va.
>>144417153
Specifically to trigger you, /pol/
>>144417160
>go practice against bots
Complete waste of time, don't listen to this retard.
>>144417153
That Germans are getting robo cucked?
>>144417226
you should still get in the habit of comboing melee and walking forward since hook doesn't always bring them to the correct range, but yes roadhog is a pubstomper.
What the flying fuck is "Score" in master overwatch and how is it calculated
>>144415203
default megaman skin obviously
Fuck, I just can't play pubs, there's too many retards in here, I rage too much, I'm gonna have a stroke soon if I continue like that
>>144417153
who cares?
she is a filthy omnic sympathizer she is not even human anymore
Anyone here run into a dude who always says "take notes" at the end of their games?
>>144417270
most of the time a mercy is someone who can't do anything but want to feel special
>>144417153
>Why a white girl? And why blonde and blue eyed?
I'd say SWEDEN YES, but TB openly shit-talks omnic rights.
>>144417226
this, I've got a 33 Kill streak and I dont play roadhog that much
>>144410615
She's high skill cap and high tier because of it but perfectly balanced IMO. Running double zarya can mean constant pushing if your team is good
>>144417207
>>144417276
better to waste their time than 5 other players, at the very least they'll get some idea of how to track a moving target
>>144416879
>Junkrat
>Blizzard
>Hot Monkey Dick
>Teamwork
>genji keeps spamming heal requests
>mercy eventually gets annoyed by it
>genji wants him to be a pocket healer for his plays
>mercy switches to DPS instead
>outright lose the match because no more heals
please
>>144417270
a lot of Mercys I see lately try to do damage boost too much and it gets me killed. JUST HEAL ME BITCH! See a lot of them trying to kill people with their gun too just so they can brag they killed someone as Mercy. So retarded.
>>144417301
Can confirm 80+ winrate with the fat man, intimidated too play widow maker, and hanzo due too shitty aim and find tracer too fucking frantic.
Absolute shitters should just play tanks.
>>144417321
it's the total "heat" you gain in matches, usually to determine "on fire" status.
it's the one that pops up +100 for solo/full kills and various other amounts for objective, healing, damage block, etc.
Reinhardt is fucking broken
>>144416640
It just sounds nice
>>144417226
SHOCKING YOU'RE SPREADING COMMON KNOWLEDGE
Roadhog is still a below average character
>>144417301
It's just great when fucking McCree gets pulled behind and I get flashed and fanned...
>8 win streak
>Drops me on a team of level 10s with only overtime left before we lose a set on KotH
I really don't want to believe this, it's retarded conspiracy theory crap... but wtf
>not allowed to change your ingame nick
pls
>>144417383
>Implies they'll deny genji a ride.
Do those two consider genji to be in-human?
Zarya gives me a fucking nightmare as Roadhog, there's nothing I can do to shut that down
>>144417464
oh makes sense
new?
>>144416879
spam explosives from a safe spot, tracer ult
>forced 50 isn't real
Yeah that's why I'm getting matched against premades with a bunch of retards who keep coughing into the mic with open mic on because ptt is too difficult for them to handle
>>144417532
At least you are not Genji.
>>144417530
zarya's none too fond of him
dunno about toblerone
>>144417512
It's not just a theory, anon. It's real.
>hook enemy, they land behind
>hook enemy, they land to my right
>hook enemy, they land to my left
Fix the goddamn roadhog hook already, I don't see bugs affecting other characters
>>144416435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo
Soldier 76
>>144417532
>hook here
>land one shoty
>she lives and shields preventing the kill
>>144417532
>Tfw you melt a roadhog with a fully boosted zarya
>>144417591
it isn't real, the games are balanced but you feel like they aren't bcause they put groups of people into games
>>144417447
I hate playing mercy recently, I feel like i have to shoot threats because my teammates never take them out.
"Oh is that Tracer killing you? lol better shoot at the Reinhardt with his shield up instead of helping you"
>want to try out Zarya
>refuse to play her with SJW hair showing
>do not want to spend my shekels on Artic skin
>double torbjorn is now a thing on defense
>it is disgustingly effective on certain maps where you can't deal with them at long range due to the tight quarters of the map
>>144417645
only happenned to me before against a Lucio
>>144412547
>people are constantly obsessed with proving a character is chubby
justify this
>>144417717
>coloured hair is now SJW
ok
I love 76 but all his legendary skins are shit
Which one should I buy instead?
>that little spot behind hte bushes on hollywood that you can place a turret
best spot
>>144417276
Using average damage as a measuring stick is pretty fucking dumb anon.
Better players are going to get much harder to hit due to superior a - d - a - d crouch skills.
While you eat shit, do not forget the one who poops
>>144416998
It's most likely going to become an e-sport, just because Blizzard is behind it. I don't think it will get as popular as CS, though.
The skill floor and ceiling isn't like Quake but it's still competitive.
>>144417717
You are a dumb person with brain damage and need to reconsider your life and beliefs.
>>144417778
I like Smoke the most. Just looks classy.
>>144417778
Bone
>>144417653
>zarya now gets 100% charge due to focus fire
>runs away instead and offers you another hook chance in 5 seconds
zaryas shields are really long cooldowns
>>144417713
I know what you mean. I try to protect Mercy as much as possible. Especially if I am playing Zenyatta or Zarya. have constant orb/shields on her.
>>144417591
also, M toggles mic on/off while in open mic setting
>>144417717
>I refuse to play a character for a retarded reason
Thanks for sharing
>>144417628
I KNOW
>quit that match
>drops me in another unwinnable match
there should be an option to not join games in progress fuck
>>144417778
All of the basic recolors are nice.
>>144417754
Well it is degenerate.
How the fuck are you going to get employment with a neon pink slut cut?
INB4 on muh dick.
>>144417754
>>144417835
>>144417856
good goys
>>144417778
Just go golden or bone, best choices without Strike Commander.
>>144417717
Dw anon i feel the same way.
>Anon doesnt win every game they play
>FORCED 50
>>144417872
Here's an idea
Make a group with 5 other people that you enjoy playing with and are skilled
>>144417778
Tour of Duty skin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
>>144417778
I got the motor guy helmet in a loot box, its the cheesiest one so I use that or just a color tint if I dont want a funny looking apperance
>>144417717
>SJW hair
nigga punk has been around since what the 60's or 70's? Sometimes I forget internet culture is such a big thing nowadays because the new generation had internet shit since they were born.
>>144417912
by removing omnic
>>144409750
It doesnt need a buff just make it so the red warning sign is gone
New
thread
when
???
>>144417405
Hes also fat and stumpy, its reverse psychology for the swedes so that they may be prepared too set the precedent for robo-rights.
>>144417912
>implying a national hero, soldier and genius needs to care about "getting employment" at a McDonalds or whatever
how the fuck are you so stupid
>It's a "People pretend Zarya wasn't made to appease tumblr even though one of the lead designers at Blizzard literally said she was" episode
>>144417934
that's not how that meme works anon
>when roadhog chains the RIP tire just as it's about to hit your team
Not all heroes wear capes
>>144417872
The only way to stop this is to play with friends.
>>144417912
>>144417717
>it's underage /pol/ack on the loose re-run episode
>>144417160
This see
>>144417804
Post your IGN so I can see what your stats are sitting at for comparative reasons.
>>144418050
Think they made her russian to go agaisnt russia's anti gay shit?
>>144418050
>Its a "people pretending having autistic fits over a characters hair color is any less retarded than whining about how a character is sexualized" episode
>>144417836
>>144417840
>>144417892
>>144417945
>>144417978
>>144417980
Yeah I was thinking either Smoke or Bone. I don't mind the commando/night ops but removing the visor makes me dislike them a bit.
>>144418087
>people defending sjwism isn't a product of zog indoctrination
>>144418050
>SJW
>Hates a whole race of people
???
>>144418050
>Ignoring the fact she's the single most /pol/ack type character in the game.
The people who give a shit about tumblr social justice will not look beyond the surface of the character before judging it, therefore she serves her purpose of appeasing said crowd.
>>144417720
Are you kidding? His turrets only do 50 dps and have 300 health. It has to shoot you for 4 seconds straight to kill you by itself.
>>144417856
>not liking how the character looks is retarded
>>144417835
>>144417754
I'm just being edgy
>>144418050
and they made reaper for you, what's the issue?
>>144417778
Get night ops or commando
It turns his gun into a fucking m4a1
how is that not the best
>>144418208
>people
>>144418208
>people
>>144413692
>>144414638
>putting mines directly on your traps, ruining the stealth aspect
m8s what are you doing, you hide it around corners or on props near the trap so they have no way of knowing until it's too late
>>144416225
show me, please
>>144418184
Commando / night op's guns are pretty fucking sweet though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVzSqJlK47w
>>144418208
>omniggers
>people
>>144418050
>look at me, I'm retarded
No surprise everyone thinks /pol/ is a joke.
"We've been hearing a lot of discussion among players about the need for diversity in video games. That means a lot of things. They want to see gender diversity, they want to see racial diversity, they want to see diversity along the lines of what country people are from. There is also talk about diversity in different body types in that not everybody wants to have the exact same body type always represented. And we just want you to know that we're listening and we're trying hard and we hope Zarya is a step in the right direction."
Kaplan at Pax East 2015
>>144418208
>people
>>144418312
is that a famas?
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>>144417754
>fedoras are now nice guy m'lady faggotry
ok
>>144417964
>>144418125
My friends are all faggots
>>144418032
Implying that everyone with a slut cut is Zarya.
Are you a tumblrina that identifies SJW's as national heroes, soldiers and a genius?
>>144418246
>>144418292
>>144418348
>>144418369
Well we classify people as something that can think on it's own. They think therefore they are.
>>144418294
Sorry, wrong quote.
It was meant for the "what is BAMF" guy.
>>144418363
>Tumblr invented colored hair
>Tumblr invented muscled women
You know for how often you guys like to jerk off about certain parts of history you think /pol/ would have read a book before
>>144418441
>Well we classify people as something that can think on it's own.
they're programmed to pretend that they do
they're not
>>144418410
>>144418417
and of fucking course this happens
>>144418218
Two of them and never ending molten cores - like I said it's only maps it's works on - Volskaya Defense Point B is the one it really works for and the enemy team needs to work well to cover them.
That and the usual "my team was bad" thing
>>144418410
>>144418417
Can we PLEASE stop with this goddamn edition meme already?
>>144418130
>implying /pol/acks aren't the original anons before the cancer infected all of /b/
>implying /pol/ isn't a containment board for SJW's wishing to fight "the good fight".
>>144410181
#420 zarya says hello
>>144418474
>Ignoring one of the top guys at Blizzard LITERALLY SAYING THAT THEY MADE HER TO APPEAL TO MUH DIVERSITY
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>144418441
No, we classify people as another term for (a group of) human beings, so no Omnics aren't people.
>>144418475
Is that the case, do we actually know the specifics behind the Omnics yet?
>>144418573
Make one yourself then, faggot
Would D.Va's ult be improved if it boosted the meka also?
So you can go ahead and launch the exploding meka at someone with out having to have your normal boost ready to use.
>>144418475
At what point does pretending end and true consciousness begin? What difference does it make if the thoughts come from a sparky circuit board or a sparky sack of meat?
>>144418694
>>144418642
>>144418475
>>144418441
You fuckers are making me think about the Second Renaissance
>>144411052
my winrate is 49.7 I'm most likely just a pleb though.
>>144418475
If you ever lose your virginity you'd soon come to understand that by that very logic we don't classify as people too.
We are slaves too our biological conditioning first and foremost.
>>144418475
>programmed to pretend they're thinking
What's the difference? You are too
>>144418667
But why? Not like boost has a long cooldown. Sometimes just dropping and running is best, lets you place it right where you want it.
>get a good graviton surge at the chokepoint gate on Hanamura A with barely any time left as attackers
>lets our reinhardt HAMMER DOWN and smash four of the enemy team
>PotG is a high noon with 3 kills and a fan the hammer at B before they lost
Sure it counts more if it's on the objective, but it certainly felt like our moment would be the play of the game.
>>144418857
>No, Stop!
>Please!
>I'm real!
>Play zarya
>press q
>tracer zips past and drops a drive-by Q
>TEAM KILL
Zarya is the best.
>>144419047
The whole objective proximity thing is retarded in the POTG coding.
The maps aren't large enough and the games more or less a war of supply/attrition that anything you do that is killing fuckers is PTFO.
>>144419025
it seems that using boost and ult together is the best way to ensure it actually does some damage.
>>144418641
Dude treat SJW's like you treat Zarya.
They have developed a mental barrier that is impervious to logic and rationality and arguing with them only makes them stronger.
Just ignore them and any of their friends they infect just like you ignore Zarya and the target of her shield.
>>144419435
Zarya is probably the the best character, mechanically.
>>144419435
>They have developed a mental barrier that is impervious to logic and rationality and arguing with them only makes them stronger
You mean like /pol/ does?
>>144413176
Hi I'm a girl. Coats press your tits in and hang loose off your belly not touching it at all. Also those aren't fucking yoga pants, they're thick. You obviously have never worn boots before either. Do you think she has no calves? Just tree trunks for legs?
>>144418230
kek
>>144419702
london
>>144410859
In game tips say the more dangerous they are to you the louder thier footsteps.
>>144419702
not only is mei fat, but so are you
>>144417491
Occasionally press E
>>144419970
oh so that's where i got that idea from.
someone told me it was based on how well they were doing but i guess that fucknut was wrong
>>144412616
It's fucking Kora from Avatar.
>>144420264
fair enough. been a while since i watched children's cartoons.
>>144419702
fur lined arctic boots, they're pretty clunky.
>>144411928
I've seen firsthand that shatter can be touchy in maps with even a inch of floor gap, i.e. last lap of kings row. It will also fail if you do it in a doorway and game tick says they were around the corner even if they are dead on in your screen.
>>144411928
Shit, forgot to mention that any allies behind a rienhardt barrier also avoid shatter. And it has a small vertical its so it will stun maybe a few feet above the cone.
>>144412348
But Reinhardt is team Grandpa!
Can I reset my MMR somehow.
I shouldn't be playing with good people, I'm garbage at this game.