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Pharah is best girl edition

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Previous: >>144409293
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Wondering if anyone played vs a guy who always types "take notes"
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>want to try out Zarya
>refuse to play her with SJW hair showing
>do not want to spend my shekels on Artic skin

No I don't think dyed hair is SJW but you know how common that shit is now.

>but it's punk

You know who this character's looks were designed for (despite the character's story).
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>>144419375
just play her anon, she's really fun.
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>>144419452

I will eventually. Hopefully I randomly get the Artic skin soon but I will cave in if not. I'd like to get a feel for all of the characters eventually.
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>tfw only 1 team kill when using whole hog
Feels bad.
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When is a good time to pick Winston as the only tank?
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>>144419375
>refusing to play a character because they're designed to appease
>until you get a variation that appeases you
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Who's better at offence Tracer or Pharah?
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how to roadhog? is he as good as reinhardt?
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>>144425578
pharah for frontlines
tracer for flanking
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>>144425578
Tracer in the hands of a very skilled player. Pharah in the hands of a moderately skilled player is better than Tracer in the hands of a bad player. But Pharah is too weak against hitscan enemies.
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>>144425591
Give your enemy team free ultimates by soaking up their damage, pull squishies and one hit them.
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>>144425591
Two different roles. Reinhardt is better for attacking and Roadhog is pretty good on defense
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Pharah is cute. CUTE!
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How shit?

very? I just have the most fun with her.
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>>144425785
but reinman is good at either defense/offense.
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>>144425987
But she's best girl so it doesn't matter.
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We need more costume swaps
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>>144426035
He's good at both but excels at attack because he's a major pusher
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>Reinhardt shields reduced to 1500
>Reduced movement speed while attacking
Fixed?
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>>144423629
Literally every time you need a tank
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>still no skeleton hero
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>>144425591
Hook people
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Can someone post the screenshot of Blizzard BTFOing amputeefags?
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>>144419375
>Refuse to play hero simply because of her pink hair
>He doesn't know that she's a hard-line conservative who's been redpilled on the Omnic crisis and isn't afraid to get her hands dirty dealing with the fucking robot scum
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>>144426263
we already have d.va though
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>>144425987
She's incredibly difficult to play especially with all these widows
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>>144426206
Needs more chub
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>>144426243
Ew no. Reinhardt is perfect just the way he is.
>>144426263
Wolnir was a disappointing boss
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here comes dat boi
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>>144426339

You're a disappointing human being
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>>144426289
But dude, pink hair
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average overwatch match
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>>144426340
Oh shit g'day
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>>144426082
not him but mah nigga
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>>144426339
Reinhardt is far from perfect. He's simply the best tank by a long shot.
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>>144426263

>Wolnir is trailer is in a different room than in release game
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>>144426435
pick reaper
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>>144426279
You mean this one?
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>>144426279
What happened?
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>>144426340
o shit waddup!
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>>144426491

That could be entirely intentional because his in game reveal was fucking awesome.

>>144426517
Imagine being this autistic
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>King's Row
>ally picks D.Va
>pick Zarya to push the payload and remove Omnic
>over the course of the game have 7 ultimates thrown at me between enemy Pharah, Soldier 76, and Reaper
>not once does ally D.Va press her E button
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>>144426551
Some faggots thought their head cannon was correct, but got BTFO by Blizzard on twitter.

>>144426532
>what is fitting armour
>what is iron man armour
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>>144426517
haha I see you are from the spicy meme board /int/! Niggers!
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>>144426625
IT'S A HIGH BALLOON!
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So where are the best spots to camp and be a piece of shit potg stealing robot?
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>>144426625
IT'S HIGH NOON
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>>144423629
When you need an offensive tank with strong mobility. Winston being a good pick always is a meme. Have fun getting shit on by mcree
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so does leaving during hero picking phase count towards leaver penalty? I dont want to play with team of CoD fags
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>lvl 25 no leggos
>get this
this is fantastic thank u
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>>144426682
sick spray
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>D.va feels pretty shitty to play on payloads
>tfw she's a fucking blast on king of the hill

Pushing people off and cucking the thousand Pharahs trying to ult inside or the shitter Junkrats spending their day spamming grenades to clear is fun as fuck
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>>144422730
>No Randy and Mr Lahey skins for Roadhog and Junkrat

for what purpose
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>>144426709
>implogging anyone is good against McCree

If you say Reinhardt you're retarded
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>>144426470
I love her man.
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>>144426747

I couldn't find a blue post but everyone says leaving during assemble is safe but set up it's not
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>>144426551
Pharah is an amputee and when questioned about it on Twitter, Blizz gave a very ambiguous answer that could be interpreted multiple ways.
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>>144426747
Only if you leave after you gain control of your character. The static hero select screen is fine to dip during.
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Friendly reminder to laugh at any amputeefags.

https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/733462450935189505
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/734833833422540801
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>>144426517
What's your mom's email address? I need to let her know her autistic son is being autistic on the internet again.

>>144426682
Don't camp. Switch sides of the map every time you wipe the enemy. They will always return to the same spot looking for you and you can shoot them in the back.
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I'm now a genji main
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>>144426682

anywhere. setup on random spot, kill 4 people, change locations so they don't group up and run you down, repeat. Bastion is such a guilty pleasure, shame he got such a shit rep.
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>>144426117
smart/10
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>>144426646
Anyone who's dumb enough to play D.va in her current state is dumb enough to never use her E.
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>>144426117
someone post the hanzo under map ult
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how do I play d.va I feel like I'm a big target but I get no benefits from it.
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>>144426854
How do I make Bastion good on offense? How the hell does sitting down, murdering 4 people in 1 second, then standing back up work so well on defense but not on offense?
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>>144426826
>>144426532
Suck cock, faggots >>144426840
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>>144426651
>Pharah has armor that fits itself to the shape of her bones and yet covers her flesh.
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>>144426243
>nerfing rienhardt
?? he is even being looked at for buffs by the devs m8
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So is landing shots easier, harder, or unaffected by the server tick rate?
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>>144426854
I have no idea why people think he's weak shit when he can singlehandedly be the biggest nuisance you'll ever face by ambushing people all the time or dropping from the sky in turret mode
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>>144425987
How fucking DARE you have fun you raging cunt fucking faggot.
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>>144426934
Being a tank is a lie. You're actually a giant ninja.
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>>144426750

WHY CANT I GET NICE THINGS TOO?! LEVEL 30 AND ONLY 3 RECOLORS FOR HEROES I HATE AND NEVER PLAY. I AM JEALOUS OF YOU FAGGOT ENJOY THOSE FOR ME
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>>144426930
>Roadhog visits the Cincinnati zoo
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>>144426934
You don't.
DON'T PLAY D.VA.
AT LEAST NOT UNTIL THE BUFF.
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>playing as genji
>kill 3 people with my ult
>jump towards the mercy who was just respawning
>hit her once
>start doing the sword sheathing animation
>mercy hits a bunch of headshots on me midair
>Mercy: lol
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>>144426905
>I can only play crutch characters, confirmed OP by my favorite e-sports twitch channels
>I can't play underpowered characters and contribute

sorry for your bad :(
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>>144426957
They live in the future. Of course that shit would exist, especially if Mercy is 37 and is still young.

Just give up.
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>Be Genji
>Start deflecting shots at an enemy Genji
>He fucking deflects them back at me
>And I deflect them back at him

That's some next level shit.
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>>144426807
widowmaker
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I WANT TO BREED PHARA

I WANT TO HELP HER GET OVER HER MOMMY ISSUES BY HELPING HER BE A BETTER MOTHER THAN HER MOM
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>join game
>attack anubis
>3 reapers 1 roadhog, tracer
>1 minute left

What did I do to deserve this, blizzard? Can you stop telling me you're about to give me a leaver penalty if you're going to put me into objectively trash games?
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>>144427016
A giant ninja that can get maybe 1s of effective damage because people just run away from you when you shoot.
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nth for mei is not fat
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>>144427004
Oh shit I'm sorry niggasenpai
Pls forgive

Tfw use Anubis because it makes me feel like a digimon

Best girl
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>>144427094
>Pharah
>Arms

anon...?
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>>144425987
Based
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>>144427026
dont worry, these boys are two of the three I play
waiting on a 76 skin now
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>>144426934
You're supposed to disrupt their backline and go for squishies, kinda like winston. Just keep in mind that your head hitbox is stupidly big so you aren't actually as tanky as you would think
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>>144426930
>that shitty bitrate
cant tell if youre playin OW or minecraft
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Which hero should I play?
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>>144427082
Widowmaker is OP piece of shit cancer character.
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>>144427068

This never happened because your cooldown isn't short enough, try making up stories about characters you actually play.
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>>144426750
Nice box, although I personally prefer the red variant of mako roadhog
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>>144427094
PHARAH IS CUTE
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>tfw level 25 and have only gotten blue/silver sprays and voice lines
>have only gotten maybe 2 coin bundles
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>>144427061
git rekt
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>>144427196
I'm gonna pay you a hundred dollars to fuck off Randy
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>>144426625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ_7br_3y54
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>>144427196
Fuck off Randy
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>>144426941
Because on defense they come to you. When you change murder spots you know where they'll come next time. On offense you need to get close enough to their base to deploy and they're all waiting for you. On offense Bastion has to play from further away and doesn't get the choice spots unless you slip in during a push when everyone is distracted.
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>>144427208
hanzo
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>>144426930
>Roadhog working as a riot cop in Detroit
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>>144427196
FACK OFF RANDY
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>>144426551
>"a very ambiguous answer that could be interpreted multiple ways."

Daily reminder there are fetishists in this thread who think that despite Mercy having the power to turn Reaper into a cloud of nanomachines, halt her ageing process, and literally raise the dead, nobody could grow back Pharah's limbs

So now it's hard to tell who's memeing to try and get a rise out of people and who's typing one handed as they jack off to the idea of Pharah writhing on the floor with stump limbs
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>>144426941

flanking works well. Run ahead a little bit and set up in areas with doorways looking out at where the enemies will be running past or set up in rooms with health packs. If you got a Reinhardt with you and wants to guard you, you can literally set up anywhere any time. Also, his regular weapon is pretty damn good, you'd be surprised how well you can just run around and gun people down that way til you find a good nesting area. Just be ready for shitters to complain if you play on attack or koth 'bastion is only good for defense'. Once you git gud you can play any hero on any map/mode and do well.
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>>144427214

The fuck you talking about? Deflect lasts 2 or so seconds and deflects everything fired at the front of you while active. It's not just it deflects one shot then ends.

Maybe play Genji next time anon.
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>>144427150
>muh elbow joints
>now not allowed to have any upper arm

You niggers are the worst
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>>144423629
when the enemy only has one support or a widow
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>>144427208
Winston
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>>144427292
you do know that the amputeefags should look at junkrat instead.
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>>144427115
>tfw want to use Anubis since her butt plate is gold
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>>144427196
Go fuck yourself Randy. Quit picking on Bubbles.
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>>144427214
As genji, try pressing left clic and E facing a genji thats pressing E
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>>144427094
>>144427221
she's used goods
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>>144426930
>Kobra
get out
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Fresh off /v/
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>>144427101
>Early Concepts
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>>144426338
No it doesn't.
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having high mmr on weekends is so cancer

you get the absolute worst teams double hanzo etc vs tryhard rein, mercy, lucio, x2 mcrees
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>>144427416
Would be better if it had Morrison in the wanted poster
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>>144427292
>>144427330
It's just one or two who are too autistic to correct themselves and would rather shitpost.

>>144427383
She's pure
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>>144426930

>George Zimmerman upgrades and goes back for more
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ith for thirsty af
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>>144427330
>This mad over Pharah the amputee.
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>>144427361
junkrat's one ugly motherfucker though even if you were a gayfag.
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>>144427481
But that wouldn't make sense
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>>144426840

I don't know why, but the "haha" is kinda funny. It's like the employee was aware of the meme from the autist "hey look, it's that shitty meme from 4chan, it's going to be fun to deny his delusion".
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MOM
I WANT MCDONALDS
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>>144427508
i think you mean pharah the not amputee.
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>>144427526
76 is the wanted one but evidently he just avoids the police all the time like Junkrat and Hog

Morrison is funnier because apparently nobody in the cast can tell it's him just because he has the goggles on
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>destroy someone so hard they switch to your character's counter
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>>144427096
>almost flat D.va
Jesus christ how horrifying.
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>>144427519
Then explain why he has so much lewd fanart
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>>144427690

Just like your face
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>>144427383
Proof?
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>>144427684
Feels fucking great man
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>>144427684
I know that feel, but
that's how the game is meant to be played. No use beating your head against the wall if you're Genji against a Winston and Symmetra.
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>>144427729
girls. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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How do you counter a full Soldier 76 team?
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>>144426840
Why would you want to make such a qt brown girl an amputee anyway?
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Seriously.

Really.

Update or patch when?
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>>144427438
>still in the game
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hi /owg/ are you having fun playing the game ?
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>6 Toblerones on Hollywood
>Find my Dwarf Fort bros
>We shutdown the entrance to the fort
>Not a single kobold scum gets in
>No one pukes from cave adaption in the hot Hollywood sun
It was a good day to drink.
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>>144427815
Full ISIS squad
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>>144427815
5 soldier 76 + lucio
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>>144427809
You sure its girls?
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Umm, watchtards?
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>You can now veto two maps from the pool
This is the update I'm fairly certain everyone needs. If you like Ilios or Nepal you should go see a doctor.
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>>144427815
A mcree, a widowmaker, and maybe a reignhert for them to hide behind?
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>>144427829
Literal perfection. I want her to be my queen
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>>144426957
yes, she does.
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>>144427872
infinite biotic fields and Lucio heals jesus christ...even one on one I suck at killing 76 as Genji.
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>>144427815
bunch of monkeys
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>>144427815
2Reinhardt, 2Winston, 2Widows.
Block their pewpews, out distance their dps, jump on their butts with monkeys.
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> main Pharah
> win rate going down because of retarded teams
> 46%
> hit a winning streak
> 5 games in a row
> things are looking up

Go take a break, have dinner, do some work etc.

> start playing
> team can't even activate the payload
> lose
> 'just unlucky I guess'
> team can't get past anubis gates
> lose
> 'hehe, maybe next time'
> lose
> lose
> lose
> mfw

Really...
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>>144427438
>an official spray
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>>144427684
>wreck someone's shit as Junkrat
>he switches to Junkrat
>rip tire him exclusively all the time no matter how clumped up his team is
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>>144427829
Because I'm not blinded by lust for her, and can look at facts without bias. Her model has artificial limbs, clear as day. There's no reason to deny it other than lust.
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>>144427993
>it's a forced 50 blog post
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>>144427836
End of this month. We've known this for weeks.
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>>144427940

I'd play any koth map over any capture point map
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This is your Reaper for tonight.
>>
How many character interactions are there that involve 3 or more? I just heard one for Rein and Torb deciding whoever has less eliminations between the two of them buys drinks and Pooinloo is triggered ending with "Nobody asked for your opinion"
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D.Va's ass
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>>144427927
Reinhardt's tackle shockwave hit him from what I see.
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>>144428062
I want to embrace sweet death.
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>>144428062
She could Reap me anyday desu
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>>144426206
Every time I see this I have to stop and jerk off.
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>me hooley
>team dooley
>lose game

FORCED 50
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>>144427438
What is it with fatties wanting fatties in everything. Spoiler, if you had to move as much as she does overweight you'd probably die. Look at roadhog, he's coughing and wheezing all the time.
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>>144427793
Winston does not counter Genji
Genji's M2 kills Winston faster than tesla kills ninja
>>
>never picked tracer because didn't wanted to be "traicer main omg"
>she's actually fun
>thinking about playing her a bunch
Help?
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>>144427927
*rolls behind you*
heh, nothing personel pardner
*fans the hammer*
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>join a game
>see this

What is your reaction?
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>>144428054
Actually I would probably ban Anubis now I remember that map. Hanamura is shit too but Ilios is just horrendous.
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>be d.va
>team captures point b on hanamura
>hear "i've got you in my sights"
>soldier with critboosting mercy jumps out and starts shooting
>maintain shields on him as team kills them off
>suddenly hear "it's high noon"
>see mccree on the ledge
>shields recharging, decide to fuck it
>boostram into his face and take all 5 shots to my face
>Victory
I wish ult distruptions were counted somehow.
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>>144428163
Play what you like, fuck what faggot niggers say
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>>144428163
Play genji instead
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>>144428062
>Having sex with girl Reaper
>She's on top
>Getting close
>She yells "CUM! CUM! CUM!" and starts spinning in circles
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If all the waifu fags could fuck off to /a/ or /h/, that'd be great.
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>>144427993
>46% win rate with Pharah

I mean I know there is forced 50% overall, but genuinely if your Pharah win rate is sub 50% you should just kill yourself
>>
>>144428196
Que?
>>
>>144428196
>attaque
>duree
>a rejoint la partie
>le canal de discussion
>trop de snipers

kill yourself
>>
>>144426784
>76, McCree, and Reaper are Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles
>>
>>144428256
>13 eliminations
how cute
>>
Anubis or jackal skin for Pharah?

They both look nice and I can't decide wich one to buy

Or should I save for a legendary like mako for Roadhog?
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>10 times losing streak

I know they told me things about solo queue when I started this, but I can't believe it's this shitty.

And no, I don't have these things called "friends"
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>>144428196
>>
>>144428196
Pick what I want to pick and enjoy a video game win or lose, like an emotionally stable adult.
>>
>>144428263

HON HON
>>
>>144428196
I kill myself for being French.
>>
>>144427993
>main Pharah

Geez, I wonder why you lost. Protip: Pharah is not the cause.
>>
>>144428196
leave
>>
Pick Genji
>>
Jesse McCree! I would cuddle and sex Jesse McCree, and take him out for a night on the range!

1. This cosplay gives me the hornies!
2. It's decently done!
4. McCree is cute!

Post cosplays!
>>
>>144428236
If all you faggots could kill yourself that'd be great.
>>
>>144426709
It is always reapers who rape me as winston
>>
>>144428196
HO HO HO
SACREY BLUE
OMELETTE DU FROMAGE
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>tfw no chicken hero
why live?
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>>144428196
leave because im not going to play with a frog
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>>144428062
>Not horribly disfigured due to Mercy shenanigans.
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>>144428354

I always do.
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>>144428236
>implying I have or will ever watch anime
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>>144428284
Elims don't win games, senpai

>>144428292
Thunderbird
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>play D.Va
>standing between enemy team and Reinhardt
>press Q
>he tries to be a hero and charge it away
>charges it right towards his team
>>
>>144427684
>the person is playing the game like the Dev's designed
>LMAO SO SALTY KEK REKTED XD get cucked :^)

Twitch culture has fucking ruined video games
>>
>>
>lost a bunch of games
>decided to check how low my winrate went down
>site says "up to date" but it isnt
>don't want to log in again
Oh well, ill just assume i got -2%
>>
>>144426532
>>144426651
>people memed about pharrah being an amputee
>when junkrat has a peg leg
why
>>
>>144428196
I leave or try to escape all the time because I'm French
>>
>>144428236
Dumb /s4s/ poster.
>>
>>144427847
post best killstreak
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>>144428023
>>
I have participated in match which contained no Mcskills at all. Not even one. Not even tiniest bit of woah there. No excuse me, no step up. Miracle.

And then i picked him myself because, apparently, no one was troubled with reinhardt, tracer and reaper. Felt so dirty afterwards, getting potg.
>>
>>144428538
>Denialfags will ignore this picture

>>144428548
Almost every hero in the game is missing some part of their body. I don't know why it's so hard to believe that the woman in a literal mech suit is as well.
>>
>Feel like playing Reaper for a change
>there's a Pharah on the other team

LMAO SO MUCH FOR THAT so balanced kek
>>
why does my game crash when i left click with mei
>>
>caring about winrate
>>
>>144427684
>i threw rock and they threw scissors
>they decided to throw paper instead
>lol epic trall XDXDXD butthurn much? XDXD
Kill yourself.
>>
>>144428548
Junkrat is obviously an amputee.

Pharah is much more subtle with it and people are still in denial despite her model clearly showing the loss of limbs. Something about 'future armor' that makes no sense.
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>>144427684
>the other team has a mercy while I'm fastfrog
>they get their shit pushed in
>enemy healer desperately switches to Lucio

It happens so often
I can't stop coming
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How badly am I doing with Soldier boy?
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>>144428196
>What is your reaction?
pick junkrat
blow shit up
lose, get XP, leave
>>
>>144428546
you don't need to log in. just exit the game and then refresh the page.
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>>144428546
>winrate matters

E
P
I
C
B
ROOOO

where can i get FREAHSH MEMES LIKE DAT HOOOOOOOOO
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>>144427684

>enemy Pharah is going unchallenged
>pick widowmaker to give our team a chance
>LOL U HAD TO COUNTER ME

you know this game is meant to be played like that, right? I'll give you the benefit of a doubt you were just hustling us like a busta.
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>>144428715

edit when?
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>>144428684
game is telling you to stop being a faggot
>>
>lauch overwatch
>it's windowed again
REEEEEEE, every fucking time
>>
>>144428647
wait for them to land, then anally violate them up close, they won't be able to get away if you can aim
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>>144428196
Leave, there's no saving that team.

Oui oui
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>>144428634
WORDS THAT KILL
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>all these retards think genji is """fine"""
maybe on your shitter mmr he is
>>
>>144428846
alt+enter
>>
Jesus fuck 76 is actually worthless. Useless piece of shit that gets by because he is "easier" then the "high skill cap" heroes.

Buffs when?
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>>144428721
>denial
>with two responses saying she isn't an amputee

Whatever floats your boat.
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>>144428595
>>
>Be me
>Playing a match
>Using Hanzo
>Win
>POTG is Mercy rezzing plus killing enemy tracer with headshots
>Bastion self destructs
>Toblerone welcomes refugees
>McCree drinks a bottle of whiskey
>Symmetra shits in the street
>>
>entering temple of anubis
>defense
>>
>>144428634
Because she's not and the devs said so. What you imagine doesn't matter
>>
>>144428808
took it a bit to update, lost 5 won 5, lost 0.5% winrate.
>>144428831
>not jerking off to numbers
Like you don't even.
>>
>Anubis attack
>They have a Symmetra, spamming Junkrat, Toblerone, Mercy, etc.
Delete this map.
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>>144428908
How to spot a shitter: talks about nerfs/buffs
>>
>>144428196

I pick McCree to round off our lineup
>>
>>144428908
You're retarded if you think 76 is bad. You need to learn how to flank.
>>
has there been some sort of stealth nerf to tracer? it kind of feels like all of her CD's are a second longer
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>>144428882
what's wrong with Genji? He's made of rice paper.
>>
god I hate snipers
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Please don't buff dva, just allow her to boost backwards and sideways, similar to how you can control tracer's boosts and give slightly more move speed while firing.

She's almost perfect as she is.

And this is more of a general thing but allow us to break rein's tackle.
Short tackles are fine but you should be able to break free of the tackles that make you fly across the map.

Thoughts??
>>
Anyone else feel like Reindhardt just straight up makes matches not fun? All of the other tanks are way more active and make games a lot more exciting and fast paced. Sit behind a wall and suck a dick is super fucking boring.
>>
>>144428647
of all heroes pharah across all platforms has the second worst winrate
>>
>>144428715
>caring about winrate
No I don't, but when you are mostly on the losing streak really grinds your gear

>inb4 git gud
>>
>>144428851
>okay I will just wait patiently for the bitch with damn near infinite flight to land
>oh hey look at that during the mean time she shoved 3 rockets down my throat
>no falloff 120 hits so skill XD
>>
>play Lucio
>bully enemy Mercy all the time
>he switches to Lucio
>keep bullying him
>>
>>144429005
Genji has average health

>>144428882
He is fine.

>>144428908
>Muh skillcap
Fuck off back to League
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>>144428962
The "devs" that run the PR Twitter page, and have signed NDAs?

As opposed to the guy who literally made her model?

I don't think so, buddy.
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>>144426732
Playing Overwatch*
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>>144429030
At least he's forcing defence to do something else but sit at point 24\7
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>>144429017
> Please don't buff dva, just allow her to boost backwards and sideways
this would be a buff
>>
>>144427684

>game is designed about hard counters instead of soft counters
>you were playing as the enemy's hard counter and having delusions of skill

The devs would be proud of their jobs if they ever heard your statement, because that's exactly what they expected with such game design.
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>fps
>70% of characters dont need to aim or have to barely aim
m-muh mobalike
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>>144428985
>flank
>as captian 200 hp
>in a world with tracers/mei's/hanzos/widowmakers/mcrees watching every corner ever

please stop talking
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Best box
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>caring about whether or not a video game character is amputated or not

D E G E N E R A T E S
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>>144429008

>played by shitters and tryhards
>easy to play and really good in every game
>no one likes playing against snipers in any game ever
>devs still keep putting them in games anyway
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>>144429017
She needs her falloff to be better. Or no slow on attacking.
>>
Why is Lucio so obsessed with frogs? Is it a part of BR culture or something?
>>
>>144428960
>selects junkrat
>traps the sidedoor
pshhh nothing personal kid
>>
>do a 4 man rez on the point that wins us the game
>even the other team said it should have been POTG and i end up with 10 commendations

Feels fucking great man
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This is pretty good,right?
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>>144429030
Sometimes defending is boring

Fortunately winning is the most fun of all
>>
>>144429159
It's like I'm really playing Soldier!

>>144429221
This might surprise you but most people that play video games are jackasses.
>>
>>144428721
>Mercy can literally revive the dead and stay young
>Pharah can't be using future armour

How autistic are you?
>>
>>144429159
>pharah has just a 46% win rate on PS4 because console casuals can't aim
>torb has a 68.4% win rate on PS4 because he doesn't require any aim at all
>>
>Reinhardt charges
>DVa charges
>Reinhardt pushes DVa back
Please let me bounce off him or something, thanks.
>>
>>144428001

>wii fit trainer
>>
>>144429017
I want to blow a load on that face
>>
>>144429264
probably a pun on the term hip hop

of course he doesn't actually play hip hop music...
>>
>>144429030
>Anyone else feel like Reindhardt just straight up makes matches not fun?
Nah, that's Widowmaker
>>
>>144429264
He's a musician who has a frog persona. Similar to how Deadmau5 always wears the mouse hat. He has a similar deal. That's his Ribbit and Hippity Hop skins. They're his performance costume.
>>
>>144429017
Her critbox still needs to be fixed. Her mech feels like its made of paper.
>>
>>144427502
>WHOLE HOG in the trash
>HOOLEY DOOLEY in the trash
>based brazilian dubstep man in the trash
>hot monkey dick in the trash
>gray fox in the trash
>dad in the trash
>time telling man of high damage in the trash
>toblerone in the trash
>dialup lama in the trash
>eric harris in the trash
>regoras in the trash

But le ebin gamr gurl and fat chink are a okay? For shame.
>>
papa
>>
>>144429290
The other team should not have let you been the last alive lol what fuck ups

more like their mistake of the game rather than your play
>>
>>144428715
>mfw heros faces change during their emotes/potg intros/etc when you remove helmet

It's such a little thing but I love it. Commando 76 and his Looking at You intro are amazing.
>>
>>144429292
>max damage 7,700 and 26 eliminations with tracer
you can do better than that
>>
>>144429304
I really want a Jinx-tier gal in OW.
It'd just be female Junkrat.
>>
>>144428908
>76 has literally the same HP as Widowmaker
>she has a better escape
>zero fall off even in her smg
>much better ult
>one shots most of the heroes while 76 doesn't even have any burst at all

Why is this allowed?
>>
Is there a non-Origins versions on PC anywhere? Or is Origins required?
>>
>>144429292
t-totally
>>
You haven't experienced Mcree's true power if you haven't played tank against a competent Mcree player. You may think getting flashed and fanned is bad, but what you don't realise is he only needs 3-4 hits on the fan to kill squishy classes. Tanks often eat the full 6, then he can roll and do it again if no one focuses him. That's enough damage to kill literally any hero.
>>
>>144429292

you mean pretty who the fuck cares, play the game anon you dont need owgs approval
>>
>>144429423
I was on the way back from respawning, not much they could do desu.
>>
>>144429030
>Being just a shieldcuck

lmaoing @ ur life
>>
>>144429475
you can get the non origins version on pc

buy it digitally through blizz
>>
When is forced 50 kick in?
>>
>>144429264
Nah, it's just like a logo thing.
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>>144429316
A Torbjorn can't aim is a burden on his team because much of his power is actually loaded into his Rivet Gun.

>>144429452
>Jinx will never go on Team Rocket-esque hijinx with Roadhog and Junkrat
Sadness
>>
did you notice that the mei in your games is always on the enemy side?
>>
>>144429398
Explain those references and what hero they're linked to.
>>
>>144429448
Really neat.
Also, maskless Hog when
>>
>>144429423
You could say that of any characters ult.
Potg is a reapers deathblossom? Shouldnt have let him live.
Potg is a nip dragon arrow? Should not have been in the way ;^)
>>
>>144429607

Mei isn't that great anyway.
>>
>>144429030
if your team doesn't make good use of your shield, don't shield

instead run up and hit people with your hammer, charge them, e them, get in their face, etc

rein can be a very dangerous hero when played aggressively
>>
>>144429452
more straya cunt=always better
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Delete Hanzo from the game! THANKS!
>>
>>144429030
If all you're doing is using your shield then it's your own fault
>>
>>144429474

Aren't the rockets his burst? Whenever i'm playing him i find launching some rockets while i'm gunning people down usually results in a kill against anyone who isn't the Hog or Zarya.
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>phara + tracer will never bully you into submission

Why even live
>>
>>144429490
SIX BULLETS

AND THEN ANOTHER SIX
>>
>tfw my stats look shit becuase when I started playing I was complete shit

At least I got gud right guys?
>>
>>144428908
mobafag who has never played a fps before spotted
>>
Who /Reinhardt/ here?

Have more hours on him than the next 3 heroes combined.
>>
>>144429720
L E A V E
>>
I want 76 to be my dad!
>>
>>144418368
Would you still love Pharah if she had no arms or legs?
>>
>>144429602
does rivet gun right click require a lot of aim?
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>>144428913
50 hours and that's the best you can do?
this is my 12th most used hero, Roadhog.
>>
>>144429738
10 cd isn't exactly amazing burst
>>
>play torb
>I can actually aim
>Kill everyone
>people become completely preoccupied with me and my turret and ignore the objective
>>
>>144429845
More so than reaper
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>>144429756

>Symmetra will never look down on you while being a bit tsundere when you act nice to her anyway
>>
>>144429686
The healer always dies first, this is basics. Dps can wait.
>>
>>144429602
>Jinx will never go on Team Rocket-esque hijinx with Roadhog and Junkrat
More like ahe will get DP by them every hour on the hour for a hour.
>>
>>144429582
>buy it digitally through blizz
>through blizz
Oh I see. I haven't been able to find it anywhere else. I didn't even know Blizzard sold their own games.
So I can just buy this through my old Blizzard account and it'll be linked to my Blizzard account and I can download it however much I want on any computer?
>>
>>144429795
PRECISION GERMAN ENGINEERING
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>>144429823
WORLD'S BEST DAD
>>
Remove Zarya.
Purge Zarya scum.
Nerf Zarya.
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>>144429845
Both fire modes require you to lead shots against moving targets because they're projectiles. This whole X DOESN'T NEED AIM nonsense is horseshit in most of the cases it's mentioned because every single character in the game that isn't Winston or Symmetra has their threat level dramatically increased in the hands of a player that can aim well.
>>
>>144429490

Congratulations, you're climbing out of MMO / HS players MMR.
>>
>>144429290
>They have almost escorted the payload and it's overtime
>Kill Mercy first
>Still need to build up my ult tiny bit
>Unleash my weeaboo sword
>Kill the 5 people remaining on the payload
>Mercy flies in to resurrect them and they proceed to win
>I get the potg instead of Mercy with her clutch revive

It's all kinds of weird.
>>
>>144428236
Fuck off.
>>
>>144429636
I think Roadhog is an aboriginal. He sniffs petrol as one of his abilities and comes from australia.
>>
>>144430005
Let me tell the secret to beating zarya

Don't shoot her shields

that's it
>>
>>144429991
>that team comp
it hurts because it happens to me a lot
>>
>people crying that d.va needs a buff

Literally git gud
>>
>payload
>6 minutes left
>literally one touch from winning
>everyone just keeps running in and dying
>lose

I feel like I'm having one of these days when I just lose every game no matter how hard I try
>>
>>144429720
>>
>>144429159
>>thinks whatever genre people try to stick to the name matters
You're really searching for an issue.
>>
>>144429932
She's gonna crush your balls, anon
>>
>>144430138
>waka
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>>144428538
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>>144429991
Has there been art of 76 drinking out of a "World's Best Dad" mug yet? I'm certain it exists but I have not noticed one.
>>
>DIE DI-
I love interrupting edgelords when they're trying to get the q of the game
>>
>>144430008
how does that explain though the huge difference in win rates between PC torb players and console torb players?

>Torb on PC: 59.4%
>Torb on PS4: 68.4%
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>>144430103
Her shield is always up and her health is retarded. She either needs less shield or less health. No discussion.
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>>144430087
>Mako Rutledge

Definitely abo related, although he is clearly white
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>>144429398
>wasn't in the beta
>doesn't get the joke
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>>144428256
What site?
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I frequently play as Pharah and I am terrified, just outright terrified of S76's, McCree's and Widowmakers. The thought of turning around a corner and facing one of these gives me nightmares. Is this normal?

Tracers and Hanzos get me on edge too, although not as much.
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>>144430221
>>
>>144429636

>is actually a streetshark under that mask

you know this to be the only truth
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>>144429720
>>144430138
>oni
>waka
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>>144430204
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>temple of anus
>leave
>hollywood attack
>leave
>king's row
>leave
>volskaya industries
>leave
>hanamura
>leave
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>>144430290
;)
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>>144430228
The shield for others has a quick cd but the one for herself is quite lengthy
>>
>>144430221
>play Reaper
>win
>POTG is mine
>can't remember any 3+ death blossoms
>it's just me running around holding lmb at people and meleeing to cancel reload
>>
>no pump a rum hero
>ability is an absorption barrier that spits out other random projectiles
>>
>>144426431
Reminder that real Russians would get beaten up in public if they had pink hair.
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EMBRACE TRANQUILITY
FUCK MCREEEEEEEEEE
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I need more Widowmaker
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>love robots in fiction
>hate playing every robot character in Overwatch
>hate perky little girls in fiction
>love playing perky little girls in Overwatch

Fuck this shit, I'm gonna play nothing but Bastion and Zenyatta even though I hate them.
>>
>>144430008
On PC maybe with people who can aim. Consolecucks and their sticks can't adjust to ADADADADADAD strafing or leading targets so Torb is free to just strafe behind his turret and smack it while barely anyone can hit it.
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>>144429948
That was implied senpai

>>144430008
Oh, and Reinhardt I guess.

>>144430226
- The average console player is probably worse in general
- Console probably has a greater degree of aim assist
- Playing on console has more restrictive movement due to the control scheme (meaning its actually harder to attempt strafing his fire).
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>>144430138
GG!
>>
So, does getting gud means "fuck winrate, play for experience"?

I'm still early in the game and I'm still not satisfied with my performance.
>>
So what did junkrat discover that has everyone after him?
>>
>>144430228
>less health than other tanks
the shield for herself has like a 12 sec cooldown

assuming you didn't feed her energy, be really aggressive on her after her self shield goes away
>>
>>144430325
>king's row
>leave

I pray I get King's Row every day, but get fucking Anubis and Ilios 24/7.
>>
>>144430320
thanks anon
>>
>>144430230
>Clearly white
I always viewed him as some big samoan type dude, but yeah I guess he'd be abo since he is from australia
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>>144430408
Literally the only hero worth playing in this game.
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Here is another one, is the anon collecting these here?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5eZvbzZxFk

Feel inadequate yet?
>>
>someone else locks mercy first
>decide to play soldier 76 for the first time since the tutorial
>end up getting the Target Rich Environment achievement

He's pretty fun to play to be honest, I need to do it more.
>>
>>144426993
Really?

what kind of buffs?
>>
>>144430404
Assbang+fan is not that bad, at least it's over quickly.
Dying to a Mei is fucking annoying as shit as you can clearly see the fat whore slooooooooooooowly line up that headshot.
>>
>>144430228
>her shield is always up
literally 8 second cooldown

>less health
literally lowest amount of health of any tank

And before you spout some bullshit about
>she can just hide until shield comes back
she's slow as fuck and has pissweak range

enjoy your low MMR
>>
Do you think somebody in the Blizzard design team has an amputee fetish?

A surprising number of the characters are amputees
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>>144430304
>Blizz gives him a new voice line
>JAWSOME
>>
>>144430028
Sometimes potg is really weird
>be Zarya on hanamura attack
>at point b overtime with team
>only person to die because they focus the shit out of me
>Mercy ressed only me
>Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти
>TEAM KILL
>Mercy got potg
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>>144430380
absorb and throw back you mean?
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>>144430486
uh you might want to post actually decent play next time
>>
>>144430374
>play tracer
>POTG is me getting stuck on a staircase for 4sec and then throwing a bomb for a double kill
>>
so how do i get a team of people who atleast attempt to play competently as a team
>>
>>144430380

I'll pump your rump if you don't shut the fuck up you little egghead.
>>
>>144426263
China and various parts of Asia have a superstition against skeletons and skulls. Blizzard would effectively have to make 2 separate character models for the same character just so they could release it in those countries.

>inb4 Japan is the exception to the rule
>>
>>144430230
Product of rape? Maybe that's why he wears the mask, hides his aboriginal facial features.
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>>144430434
Just do whatever the fuck you want, but if you want to be a nice human bean.

Play for the win at first and if you begin to notice, that your team is full of potatoes, just "practice" the character you want to play with.
>>
>>144430612
He's a big guy
>>
Support is a scam.

Since you can't influence your win rate, there's no point playing support unless you enjoy it. If there's no support on my team, I just play Soldier 76.
>>
>>144430428
aim assist doesn't help with leading shots I don't think, though I could believe the control problems

pharah's winrate, for example, is worse on consoles (46%) but ok on PC (49.2%) and I assumed it was because the proper controls to lead her rockets weren't there
>>
>>144430591
>play Roadhog
>POTG is me shamefully missing the hook on Mercy after flanking Mercy+Bastion and then wrecking their shit with Whole Hog
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>tfw sub 50% win rate
>>
SHOULD ESPORTS BE A FACTOR IN OVERWATCH'S BALANCE?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10396385
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>>144426934
I like to rush into the enemy, causing them to panic enough that I can hopefully get some easy kills. Don't forget about your shield, it's one of the most important aspects of the character.
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>>144428256

> stats are almost identical
> win rate is completely the opposite

Fucking how? Don't say premades, because chances are the system would place you against equally skilled teams.

> that 100% accuracy

Fired one rocket and switched?
>>
>>144430548
i believe they are testing out making the charge hitbox bigger and/or make flame strike's animation faster
>>
>>144430554

>have to spend 5 seconds crawling around a snails pace just to be stuck staring at her clumsily walk up and console aim at your head and still take two shots to do it

Mei a shit.
>>
>>144430626
>If you begin to notice, that your team is full of potatoes

I'm still not aware of what's 'bad" and what's "good" so I don't know how to spot the symptoms. More quick play?
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We need another straya playa.
Pic related as ginger with twintails?
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>>144430469
>Heroes without shotguns or explosives of any kind
>Worth playing

>>144430568
>Athena is the second most fun Borderlands character
>Krieg is first
>Melka in Battleborn is basically Athena with a Tediore SMG and is one of the few cool looking characters
>Couldn't unlock her in the beta and don't really want to buy the whole game
Sad life

>>144430708
It's a mystery to us both, I guess. Either way the whole "X doesn't have to aim" meme needs to stop unless you're Winston, Symmetra, or Reinhardt.
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>>144429845
It is because spread and falloff is high so you have to use m1 most of the time.
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>tfw not allowed to hurt kids in video games
>So we will never have a true shota or loli hero
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>>144430734
I literally cannot figure out how people have sub 50% winrates.

I am utter shit at FPS and still manage to be above 54%.
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>>144430756
>e"""""""""sports"""""""""

Cancer
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>>144430559
>for a character to have a missing limb the designer must have a fetish for it

kill yourself
>>
>>144430893
It's okay she's actually 400yo vampire!
>>
I want some Metal Gear skins.
>Revolver for McCree
>Big Boss for 76
>Rex for D.Va

ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES
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Go back to your fucking containment thread.
>>144404438
>>
>>144430910
>filename

end yourself my man
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>open game, go to quick play
>immediately see "DEFEAT" and the game loads in the winning poses of the victors one by one

Remind me why this is a thing? I understand being dropped into an in-progress match, but not that late into one.
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>>144430816
>>144430825

Go
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>>144430893
>we get one
>lol actually 600 years old
I hate that trope so much I'd rather not have one in the game
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>>144430796
I am currently playing every character for like 3 hours to learn all the abilities and basics. It gives you a nice overview, but if I notice that the enemy team has like 6x Roadhog, I switch to Reaper/McMeme.
>>
>>144426117
this still surprises people?
>>
>>144419375
>>144426431
>not thinking Zarya's hair a cute

>>144426435
Jesus christ do you play Overwatch on the wii?
>>
>>144430706
>Since you can't influence your win rate
>>
>>144430975
HURT ME MORE
>>
Now that the dust has been settled, what's the de_dust2 of OW ?
>>
>>144430756
it already is

see zenyatta nerf

next up on the chopping block is probably mccree / lucio
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Alright, so this is my skin collection so far, and I have to earn another 300 or so for the next one.

>El Marachi
>Hippity Hop
>Jester
>Sigrun
>Firefighter
>Mystery Man


What to get next?
>Goddess
>Arctic
>Devil
>Vigilante (prefer this color scheme more)
>Sunyatta
>Lionhardt
>Stoneheart
>Nomad

Or just save the money to see the skins for the next patch update?
>>
Who is the King Dedede of Overwatch?
>>
How zenyatta can be in game is he's dead by lore?
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>d.va is asshole in all fanart
its the best
>>
>>144430607

I don't care
>>
>>144431096
Gibraltar

>>144431160
PEANUT BUTTER
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>keep getting skins for my friends main and vice versa

TRADING WHEN?
>>
>>144431160
The fuck is a "King Dede"?
>>
>>144431096

Probably temple of anubis
It's a cancerous unbalanced map
It's all dusty
>>
>>144431167
How did nobody in the beta notice he is dogshit? Like did you beta faggot even play the game?
>>
>>144431160
>huge
>medieval theme
>hammer

Reinhardt.
>>
>>144431032
>if I notice that the enemy team has like 6x

That 6x S76 was not fun to play against.
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>>144430761
I only play with one other friend.

I don't always play Pharah, sure she is my most, but if it's a bad game (widow, mcree) I'll just not play her.

What level are you?


I don't even remember the 100% accuracy game.
>>
>>144431167
That was Mandatta. Zen even comments on it.
>>
>>144426263
And you'll never get one or anything skin remotely resembling a proper skeleton because China is fucking retarded with their superstitious crap.
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>>144430761
Because your individual performance isn't going to increase your win rate that much compared to your teamcomps/sheer luck at times.

This isn't the sort of game where you can carry a team unless you're particularly good and/or the enemy team is particularly shit

people need to fuck off with this "hurr I've got the same stats why do I lose so much more"

Because there's 12 people in a game that's why.
>>
>>144431006
At least Jinx is actually a competent character in her respective game instead of being a complete dead weight like D.Va.

>>144431172
I like Jerk D.Va over epic us gamers memes D.Va

>>144431226
Are you fucking for real dude?
>>
How do I go about joining Overwatch?
Can I talk to a recruiter or do I need to be approached by a member for enlistment?
>>
>>144431160

is that some pokemon or pony thing?
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Who else /lonely/ ?
plz play Technicolor#11258
>>
>>144431221
maybe when they have more cosmetics to trade with. Right now it's pretty barebones desu
>>
>no SFM porn of Zarya
>>
>>
>>144431229
>dust2
>unbalanced
You stupid nigger
>>
>>144431330
BOOBS TOO BIG
>>
>>144431330
Are you gonna be all weird about chatting
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what constitutes a good dva ult for shit /owg/ says?
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>>144430910
I don't know, whenever I approach a 50% winrate I'm always paired up with literal fucking retards, which brings me back down to a 47%-49%.

The sub 50% winrate meme is real.
>>
>have 3 counters to widowmaker
>literally none of them ever kill her
>>
>>144431363
you stupider nigger
>>
>>144427061
>wasting your dash so you can't cancel the sheathe
deserved it imo
>>
>>144431167
Uhm... because he isn't dead? The omnic pope who got shot in Alive is not Zenyatta.
>>
Someone tell me how to tracer

I only have a few minutes played on her so far but it didn't go too well.
>>
What if Roadhog is Junkrat's alter ego he made up to deal with the mental trauma he's had?
>>
>>144431294
Oh that bird from the porn clock
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>>144431356
POST SHITTY DVAS
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>>144431330
>11.17 average eliminations per game as a widow main
>highest ever 29 elims
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>King of the hill map
>Teammate instalocks Trobjorn

Fun game.
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>>144431374
probz not; i'm pretty quiet
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I want /lolg/ crossthreaders to leave. We already have a waifu posting infestation, we don't need more of it about characters from a different fucking game too.
>>
How do I Zarya?

Her shields always seem to last so little.
>>
>>144431167
That was Mondatta, Zenyatta's older brother and basically the original leader of the Iris omnic monastery in Nepal or whatever.

His death caused the second omnic crisis, but Zenyatta didn't like his commercial approach to human-omnic relations, so they both went their seperate ways to better the world.
>>
>>144431531
timing is key
>>
>>144427101
>fat girl pudding face
>flabby arms
worse than being just fat tbqh
>>
>watching replay of overcuck
>tracer shit talks and mocks reaper aftee killing him by saying death comes
I had no idea they did this. Are there others?
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>>144431412
>tfw your widowmaker counter is countered by 3 other fucking counters on her team.
>>
>>144431494
I just find her f-f-f-fun
>>
>be level 30
>level 9 on my team
>he goes hanzo

every single time
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>>144431396
Zarya.
>>
>>144431643
levels are literally meaningless
>>
>>144431096
Watchpoint Gibraltar. I haven't met one person that hates the entire map so far.
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>>144431479
Sometimes I wonder if D.Va is just a /v/-tier NEET on the inside but she puts up this tsundere moeblob act up for the public.
>>
holy FUCK I hate snipers
>>
>>144431356
>D'va fanart is either her being shitty or being a gamer gril
>Mercy fanart is either her being a bitch or a worried mother
>Genji fanart is either him being a fuccboi or a ninja shinobi of the eastern island
>Soldier fanart is either him being an actual soldier or a granddad
Any other comparisons that can be made?
>>
>>144431764
>she
>>
>>144427729
women are just a meme that you can cum inside
not (You) of course, the editorial "you"
>>
>>144431096
Gibraltar.
>>
>>144431712
gibraltar is literally the worst fucking map in the game and i leave every single time i get it, attack or defense
>>
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>>144431498
>payload map on offense
>teammate instalocks Trobjorn
>>
>>144418368
How do I get my team to pick tanks and healers? I can only fill one role at a time.
>>
>>144418559
I played with him on my team yesterday. He got a quad kill with HIGH NOON after I used my ultimate as Mei and told the enemy McCree to "TAKE NOTES".
>>
>>144431796
Or that. That too. That also works and makes me wonder.
>>
>>144431712
How can someone like it, it's shit.
>>
Stop shitposting for a minute, if that's possible
So any news on how will ranked work?
Defense is just much easier on most maps and if it's just the best of two, most matches will end tie.
Will they add the time point or will it be multiple maps per game, opinions, ideas, thoughts?
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>>144431764
Of course she is. She's a super NEET who only ever wanted to play video games and possibly make money off of sadsacks who want to see her tits.

Suddenly, the government asks her to shoot shit in an awesome mech and she says yes. She didn't read the fine print about having to become a K-Pop Star / Normie E-Celeb.
>>
>>144431764
She is. Metzen told me so.
>>
>>144431851
I'M TAKING EVERYONE WITH ME!
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>Kill a Widowmaker a bunch as Genji
>"Genji you are my now"
>Changes to McMeme
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>>144429319
>>
>Two Hanzos and a Widowmaker on our team
>Route 66 attack
hopes deleted
>>
>watch forsenlol
>cancer chat
>stupid loud music
>blames his teammates when he dies


Are there actual good Overwatch streams?
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>>144428836
>>
>>144431793
Junkrat and Roadhog being either mad max australian crazy men

or Beavis-and-Butthead-esque retard bros.
>>
>>144429317
fly above him you fucking goober
>>
>>144432023
a_seagull
>>
>>144431840
You just had to be a fucking hipster you fucking hipster.
>>
>Reinhardt wants D.Va's autograph

Why would a 60 year old German knight be a fan of Korean Starcraft?
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>>144431840
>>144431926
Post your favorite map
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>>144432023
you should rephrase that into
>are there actual good streamers anymore?

the answer N O
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>>144427519
Junkrat would be pretty cute if he fixed himself up honestly.

But then again I'm a girl, so my opinion is just a meme around here.
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>>144431857
It's legit
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>>144431889
Why is every team I'm on filled with tracers, genuine, and snipers. But the enemy team always have a tank or 2 and 1 or 2 healers?
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where cani buy this game instead of g2a and blizzard
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>>144432008
>hey guys let's do all hanzos
Please don't do this.
>god fuck you tryhard this is a fun game
But you're not going to have fun if the enemy team keeps killing you.
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>>144432098
Because he likes video games.
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>>144432124
Shut up you stupid meme
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>Symmetra turtles in a room but dies anyway and never gets a teleporter
>finally gets a teleporter up, when the enemy has pushed all the way to the last point

Why are symmetra mains retarded?
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>>144430597
Win more so you're matched with people who aren't garbage.
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>>144428062
>white hair
>red eyes
literal cliche tumblr but still pic related
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>>144432162
There was nothing like that either, nothing in chat or over voice, everyone else had not-retarded picks. Just three shitters
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>>144432102
King's Row.
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>>144432124
I just wish he wasn't so bald. In all the art, he looks bald. Maybe if there was a skin where he wore a cap or something, like the Mako Skin for Roadhog.
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>>144432168
It doesn't work that way you faggot.
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>>144432023
>>144432023
>also watching forsenlol
>emptying entire tracer clip into zarya-shielded enemies and wasting ult on enemies when zarya is nearby to shield them
>high energy zarya annihilating everyone
S T O P
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>>144432186
Symmetra's role is fucking weird, basically if you die before putting a teleporter down the pick was useless and you did a lot less work than you would have if you picked anything else.
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>>144432162
6 s76 is dope though
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>>144432098
In his eyes she's a fucking stellar strategist.
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>>144432023
S-star?
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>>144431708
NO THEY ARE NOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THIS GAME YOU FUCKING SHIT KID LE MUH FPS SKILLS DOESN'T MATTER IN A FUCKING MOBA YOU FUCKING SHIT KID
>>
How do I spectate games famalam?
>>
>>144432023
are you looking for good gameplay?
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>>144431931
Nothing said aside from saying they're making tweaks.
>>
Anyone have a guide to how to do the Genji long jump?

I can't seem to get the timing right
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>>144428021
>There's no reason to deny it other than lust.

How about the blizzard tweet in response to the question of whether or not she is an amputee saying "It's a suit of armour"
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>>144432160
amazon
>>144432241
that's DA filename
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I've never picked a support hero
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I just realized why King of the Hill matches are the most fun to play and have the best fights.

It just occured to me.

It's because no one ever picks the fucking Widowmaker. Its incredibly rare.

If they pass the Widowmaker nerf with this update to handle it later on, I will drop the fucking game until it gets resulted.
>>
can i skip the battle.net launcher somehow

if i just run the overwatch client, it asks for a login and password
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>>144432320
>MOBA
>Frog

Banned desu
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Threadly reminder that Mercy is a whore
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>waifushitters who only play their one waifu character and refuse to play anything else

Widowfags are the worst of this kind, oh, you have 40 hours as widowmaker and nothing else? I guarantee you 30-40% of the games you've been in did not/were actively hindered by having a widowmaker on their team
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>>144431459
That would be something.
Or maybe it's the other way around.
Doesn't really explain why one or the other is capable of directly interacting with other characters though.
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Is there any reason to pick Symmetra over Mercy as support? Even at her best on Defense maps, I feel like it's just for show and I could be contributing so much more as Mercy, which I do by swapping inevitably.
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>>144432124
what now?
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>>144432301
5 s76 and a Lucio / Mercy to keep them up just in case they don't have their healing dispensers up is the strongest shit.

6 Hanzos are nothing like six s76s, and they do not have nearly as much versatility.
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>>144431974
>Playing Genji at all
Kill yourself you weaboo fuck.
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>>144432404
don't hink so. it's your email and battlenet password. what's the problem?
>>
>>144432301
Probably the least shitty clone team
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>>144432404
Yes, just input your battle.net email address and password. It should log you in.
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>>144432451
Post the heroes you play so we can call you shit
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>any map
>prepare to attack
>2 Hanzos and a Widowamker
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>>144426809
Jesus, this looks so off.

Fixed it for you.
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>>144432458
it's not an either or, sym is a support, not a healer
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>>144432392
its because payload is an awful format made for casual shitters, not because of widowmaker

thats a reason why it was only played by garbage players/joke teams in tf2
>>
>>144430230
>>144430463
He's a giant Abo who's an albino from mutation as a result of the radioactive outback
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>>144432451
>Widowmaker being useless

In what depth of trench does that even happen
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>>144430221
>tfw want to play reaper for his gameplay but hate his character
>tfw same for zarya
fuck you and your hyperboled stereotypes blizz
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>>144432375
>It's a suit of armor
>Her Raptora suit
>Which happens to include artificial limbs

The people who run the Twitter page likely aren't in the loop with stuff like that, as they are in completely different departments, and if they did, they've undoubtedly signed NDAs and aren't allowed to reveal shit like that. The response they gave was that of someone who wanted to answer the question truthfully but had signed an NDA
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>>144432429
She is a healslut actually, not a whore.
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>>144432429

If Mercy is a whore I want to go to heaven
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>>144432317
seconded
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>The other team are all Junkrat

>They win

FUCK THAT SHIT
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>>144432579
Zarya is big strong russian, I don't see what's wrong
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>>144432286
>He keeps shooting long range with Reaper
>Has some random orcnigger speak in the background
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>>144432429
My kind of whore.
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mazda lexus karate
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>>144432651
>heroes never die... for a price
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Is thereany character Mercy wasn't shipped with ?

What a fucking slut
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>>144432375
>tfw nobody has realized that every character in the game who wears a suit of armor has those weird mechanical joints

Look at Reinhardt, he also has those same mechanical joints on his knees/elbows, and everyone knows he isn't an amputee.

Blizzard probably just designed all of they're armor that way without really thinking of the anatomy.
>>
>Join a match in progress
>hanamura attack
>lose
>reinstancing
>hanamura attack again
>lose again
Just fucking kill me already blizzard
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>>144432023
How hard is he smacking his keyboard?
>>
>>144432681
Star's a whiny bitch and a McCree player.
>>
It's gotten to the point where if I have 2x Hanzo/Genji/Widow I just leave the game because I know i'm not gonna win
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>>144429264
Crazy Frog
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>>144432162
speak for yourself
>>
>>144432429
>>144432651
Those are some big healing streams.

>>144432696
He probably hates the fuckoffretarded side cut. I'm trying to play her more, but I do wish she still had her original concept lion's mane of blonde hair.
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>>144432685

U w0t m8?
>>
What hero is voiced by Metzen?
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Why is it so hard to get skins in this game?
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>>144432384
>da and tumblr are any different

>>144432696
i fucked up, i don't hate zarya's character, i hate how her visual design is literal feminzai tumblr bait. hoping every box gives me arctic zarya
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>>144432858
DING DING
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>>144432537
That looks worse
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>>144432637
>The people who run the Twitter page likely aren't in the loop with stuff like that, as they are in completely different departments, and if they did, they've undoubtedly signed NDAs and aren't allowed to reveal shit like that. The response they gave was that of someone who wanted to answer the question truthfully but had signed an NDA

This is the most reaching denial I've ever seen holy shit
>>
>>144432803
I've never heard of MercyxBastion, or MercyxWinston, or MercyxZenyatta, or MercyxDVa etc
>>
>>144432320
What if he played during the beta?
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>>144432696
Russian women do not flex like body-builders unless they themselves are a body-builder. It gives off the impression of smugness, which they only do after they've bested somebody.

Also, pink hair would get her beaten if she walked down the street. Dying your hair is a sign of rebellion and goes against traditional Russian roots.

She could have been bleach blonde, or a redhead. Hell, she could have been a dirty blonde. All of them would have been great. The pink was a last minute pandering.
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>>144432927
Best of luck.
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>all of these chink players
I though Blizz had an oriental server?
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>>144432826
>>
Is Objective Time and Objective Kills objectively the most important stat?
>>
>My bro who plays Overwatch loves playing Bastion, Mei and Roadhog

Should I disown him for the first two?
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>No way to get better at Genji than playing him
>Highest mechanical skill ceiling in game

Yeah that guy picking Genji every game, that's me boys
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>>144429264
>>144429357
this

pretty sure its just a performance costume
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>tfw have enough money to buy a 250 skin
Which ones are the best ones, /owg/?
I already have jailbird, paragon and white rabbit
I thought about getting Amber so I could have an incentive to try and learn playing a bit of support because Amber Mercy is bestfu, but I'm not too sure about it yet
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>>144433051
and how would the system know that? srsly can you think one time?
>>
>>144432808

Those mechanical joints are probably intended to be additional armor pieces to protect the weak, flexible parts of the armor.

Real world armor did the same thing if you couldn't fit in sliding rivets (with that said, there's no reason why they wouldn't just use sliding rivets since we know how to make those now)
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>>144432915
>got all the skins I really wanted within first 10 levels

I pretty much just wanted Riverboat McCree and Devil Mercy. Also got Yeti Hunter Mei and Raptorian Pharah.

Also got enough gold from chests to get a skin but I feel like I should save that shit until they release something I really want.
>>
>Be in the chinese tower stage
>Hook people as roadhog and watch them fall to their doom

Always funny
>>
>>144433092
You a pooftah ?
>>
>>144433140
I'm saying maybe he knows how to play the game so you don't have to cry about him being a low level Hanzo.
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>>144432451
>Thinking that the Widowspammers are waifufags
Nigga if she wasn't a sniper I guarantee you she'd see less play.
>>
>>144432527
of course, because if I'm bad at the game I'm automatically unable to make any sort of rational decision or form any correct opinion on the game. Better tell any sports commentator that isn't a pro player that he's wrong every time

>>144432573
oh yes please, lock in widow on hanamura attack when we already have another widow on our team, wouldn't want you to lose your ebin "I only play widowmaker :^)" stats.

Or hell, someones picked >hanzo, pick widow too, we definitely don't need anything else right now, keep your perfect "i only play widowmaker" stat and ruin the team comp
>>
>>144432290
I'm aware that's why I'm calling people that play her "retarded"
>>
REMOVE MCCREE REMOVE MCCREE
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>>144432826
I've never joined a game and then instantly lost. Somebody have a webm or something?
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>>144432869
U U U U

>>144433130
Get Amber and become the healslut you were destined to be
>>
>>144426625

AY YO HOL UP
*flash bangs*
SO YOU BE SAYING
*fans hammer*
IT`S HIGH NOON
>>
>>144433121

That's an ui of a 40$ game?
What is going on with this world
>>
>>144433130
get smoke
>>
>>144433203
just shut up already tardo the mmr is shit.
>le he could be good
>>
>>144433130
Golden 76 is the best FUCKING skin in the whole FUCKING game
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>>144433074
Zarya was a body builder, she had to leave her Olympic career due to the omnic crisis and is seen as a hero in Russia
I agree with the hair though
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>>144433161
I hate you so much
>>
>>144431793
>Mercy fanart is either her being a bitch or a worried mother
or a pervert with a thing for butts
surrounded by her bitches
>>
>>144433121
I never realised battleborn's UI was such a fucking mess.
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>>144433084
god damn that looks so much fucking better
fuck you blizzard

>>144433130
if you play 76 then goldboy's gun looks really good. amber is a great skin, but if you want to learn support you should play lucio, although his 250 skins suck
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>>144433121
Genji is broken in Dorado

I wall-climbed and survived btw

I swear
>>
>>144433121
>Highest mechanical skill in the game
Good joke.
>>
>>144432557
I love payload though
>>
So, given all the things Zenyatta does, does that mean theres evidence that Omnics actually have souls?
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>>144431851
one time I was playing lucio and blasted a roadhog off a cliff right as he was hooking me
it was pretty funny desu
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>>144426625
IT'S HIGH NOON
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>>144426625
IT'S HIGH NOON
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>>144418368
>Russian women do not flex like body-builders unless they themselves are a body-builder.

Zarya is one of the top bodybuilders in the world
>>
>>144433171
Do I look like a cunt?
Nah, NA.
>>
>>144433130
Bundeswehr
>>
>>144433302
>$40 game
nigga I am pretty sure that game is like 15 bucks or less right now they are so desperate to sell it.
>>
>>144425591
Roadhog is great on KotH, where Rein is shit, Rein is infinitely better on Payload where roadhog is still mediocre.
>>
>>144432858
I don't get it. Explain.
>>
>>144429176
I want that bird
>>
>>144432880
Bastion. its in the art book in the collectors edition
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>>144433009
>Mercy x D.va
you haven't? I have
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>>144431937

>Blizzard will never give us a D.Va short where she starts off as a chubby, depressed and lonely /v/-tier NEET whose only happiness and sense of purpose in life is being good at video games until she climbs up to the top as an SC2 Korean Esports scene, then a mech pilot ,then an acting and music celeb, eventually having all of the attention get to her head and warping her back into the same sad, depressed and lonely girl she was at the beginning of the short because she constantly has to put up this act to be a perfect kawaii pop idol, amazing esports player and astounding mech pilot.

Why live.
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>>144433313
I'm sorry
>>
>>144433130
sporty tracer
>>
>>144432962
no it doesn't
>>
>>144433462
*weightlifter
>>
>>144433514
just google it, you'll understand
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>>144433121
we are reaching levels of autism that shouldn't even be possible
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>>144432709
>that slow float towards widow
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Do the shit teams ever get better
>>
>>144433498
>KotH
>Not going to cramped spaces and just getting free hits on everyone as Rein
>>
Help
I want to git gud but I'm shit especially at aiming

how do I become one of those nightmares
>>
>>144433121
>Highest mechanical skill ceiling in game
lucio's wallride has the highest mechanical skill ceiling, sorry noob. his projectiles also move slower than genji's, making them harder to aim.
>>
>>144433430
Who is then?
>>
>>144432320
>frogface bait
Levels are just a sign of XP progression, which is already has a 20% XP bonus every time you play with a premade. It doesn't reflect MMR, nor will it be a determining factor when ranked dropped this month.

>calling Overwatch a MOBA
It's not. Also, no MOBA takes this shit seriously, they use the leveling system as a way to define beginner players from people that have played a while, and almost all of them have a level cap.
>>
>>144425591
Roadhog is more of a flanker bruiser
Most of the time you don't want to be facing people through the main chokepoint when you can avoid it, you're such a big and slow target you won't go far
You have to stay in narrow secondary paths, murder whoever is there and peek out to catch people from behind with your hook
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>>144433493
It was originally $60, they dropped it to $40 like a month after release when OW dropped.
>>
>>144432637
why do you want her to be an amputee? what's wrong with you?
>>
I hate torbjorn and his faggot turret so goddamn much
>>
>>144433646
Lucio or Zenyatta are much harder to play and master than Genji is, sorry faggot.
>>
>>144433690
Shit's on sale for 18 dollars on certain sites.
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>>144433229
>if u play dis hero ur a poopy poopy butt fart
>WOW why are you implying my rational decisions and correct opinions are somehow without merit?
>>
>>144433653
>MOBAs
>Hard
>>
>>144433280
>tfw no Amber or Cobalt healslut to suck my dick
>>
>kill phara as she is walking back from spawn
>tracer dont camp spawn this isn't cod

someone got mad
>>
>>144433713
I don't "want" her to be anything. I don't play her, nor do I have any attachment to her. I just see for my own eyes that she's clearly an amputee in game, and that there's no reason to deny it except for lust.
>>
>>144427519
>ugly
>having shit taste
>>
>>144433748
>10000 years old
>>
>>144433758
Who are you quoting?
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consider the following: the two kinds of d.va are the perfect kpop idol type girl and the other is the /vg/ browsing doritos eating gremlin. d.va is [spoilers]literally umaru[/spoilers]
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>>144433545
You don't just stop being fat though.
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>>144433690
DEAD
ON
ARRIVAL
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why aren't you guys posting stats and potgs? are you perhaps... bad?
>>
>>144433628
Seem to be like you need a big strong Pharah to carry you

>>144433768
tfw
>>
>>144433835
lmao it's fucking obvious you've got a hardon for this shit, stop lyin
>>
>>144433936
More like STILLBORN.
>>
>>144433936
>12,070 all-time peak
>>
>>144433925
Off yourself my man
>>
>>144433967
Why do I wanna post anything
>>
>>144433925
DVA is a bad anime?
>>
>>144429310
>>144428912

"Guys the random PR guy they hired to run the twitter said she has her limbs! Our waifu is pure!"

lol fuck off losers

her armor clearly makes her an amputee. anything else is just pandering to the lowest common denominator.

she's much cooler without her limbs anyway.
>>
>>144433434
yeah my dude i also love watching reinhardt holding mouse2 for 15 minutes it's very fun
>>
>>144433936
nobody will even remember in a year
>>
>>144433734
>>144433640
>Implying bunnyhopping with his speed and wallride like in those MLG videos you've seen is actually useful in a competitive setting

The extent of his wallride use hits a pretty low mechanical ceiling in a competitive setting.
>>
>>144433925
MIND FUCKING BLOWN!
>>
>>144433749
>if u play dis hero ur a poopy poopy butt fart

Oh right, that's exactly what I said.

I'm saying if you're insisting on only playing one character and not playing any other at all so you can have meme-tier "50 hours widowmaker, never played anything else" stats. There are and will be games where you are the 2nd widowmaker or 2nd sniper on the team.

When people get
>its a two widowmakers on hanamura attack episode
>its a widowmaker and hanzo on kings row attack episode

it's often because of shitters like you
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>Zarya
I've destroyed more of your kind than I can count.

>Bastion
[sad beep booping]

O...oh. He just wants to smile at the pretty bird.
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>>144433925
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>>144433748
Seriously.
Why did they make his ass so prominent.
Why is it so plump and shiny.
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I really think Roadhog is my favorite character. He's just so satisfying to play and can fuck up enemy offenses and defenses. His hook is great for interrupting ults. Whole hog isn't a team killer like your riptires or your "nerf this", but it's handy for clearing objectives.

Whenever my team needs a tank, I ride that hog
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>>144434106
genji fag BTFO
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>>144434021
I want Pharah or Zarya to amazon me
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>>144431373
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>>144434021
>tfw you'll never lick her abs

Why live
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>>144432915
>be lvl 55
>got 2k coins accumulated and 4legendary skins

nigga what is wrong with you ? you can literally just buy the good skins if you would actually play every day like 1-2hours
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>>144433932
>You don't just stop being fat
It's called losing weight fatty
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>playing Tracer on defense
>get three golds for eliminations, objective kills and objective time
>stopped a Junkrat's ulti before it could even start going, saving most of our team
>constantly killing the enemy's Mercy
>get the PotG at the end
>mfw the guy playing Mercy wrote "fuck Anon killed me 11 times" in the chat

Goddamn it feels good to play Tracer and do well at it.
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>>144434221
that's so fucking awful what the hell
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>>144434141
>shitters like you

el oh elllllllllll

I don't play Widow and I don't "main" heroes you shit projector. I just think it's hilarious that you call out a certain group of players without putting your money where your mouth is and posting how YOU play. I 100% guarantee you would get shit on. Which is why you will never ever do it. Shitter.
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How do I create wbems of highlight reels?
I have a great one of Pharah shooting at my mech while I ulted
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>>144434021
To be honest it's generally when im pocketing a pharah that I win
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>>144434153
;_;
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>>144433932
You do if you do vigorous cardio excercise, stop eating doritos or visit a Korean plastic surgeon.
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>>144426732
>/owg/
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>>144433932
Couldn't upload this gif because it's too big, but here.
https://media.giphy.com/media/Eix3RKzEM7OUw/giphy.gif
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53CXm7QoD7Q

IT'S OUT
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>>144434106
Yeah and pressing E a good player does not make. Go back to watching your shitty Naruto anime and pretending that having one of the fastest projectiles in the game even takes as much aim as a slow one like Lucios.

Oh, and have fun dying every time you ulti to a good Widowmaker.
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sniper-free game mod when
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What do you call it when you have 2 reaper on your team?

columbine
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Hahah oh wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrpcM_8RshU
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>>144433640
Holding and tapping spacebar isn't very hard
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>>144434286

A good tracer is one of the most annoying things on the planet, and I mean that in the best way

Sometimes I find myself shouting "FUCK HOLD STILL YOU LIMEY BITCH"
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>>144427847

it's you
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>>144433967
>Aisha Muhudin
>Angered

THAT MAKES TWO OF US
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>>144432384
>that's DA filename
No it's a danbooru filename.
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>>144434186
I get pissed when I'm stuck with a retarded team and the one person that goes tank picks the Hog.

He's like D.VA, more or less a heavy-class flanker than an actual tank.
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>>144434391
>mod
lol

>>144434448
yes, this game is very casual. doesn't change the fact that lucio has the highest skill ceiling.
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I am become BZZZZZZZ, destroyer of worlds
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>>144434221
if tracer's chest thingy were to be removed wouldn't she become unstuck in time again and go back to being a quasi-immortal ghost?
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>>144434295
oh right I forgot that people have to have rank #1 on at least three heroes before they can say "hey if you only play sniper and nothing else, you might be a disadvantage to your team

you're trying to detract from my argument with "hurr durr ur probs shit bro :^)" which isn't a rebuttal, its just a shitpost
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>>144434391
>activision
>mods
never
>>144434465
no it's a myspace filename
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>tfw symmetra's askew highlight intro is her being autistic

>>144434351
this doesn't mean anything
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>>144434463
wait, don't you see that she's a typical swedish girl?
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>>144434073
lmao the butthurt is so great

she's pixels dude, if they say she has her limbs, she does
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>>144433967
I have a new one but its nothing impressive. 3/4 of the kills are auto-aim.
As a general tip for 76 players though, try to dump a mag before you ult, its a free reload.
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Remember best OTP
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>>144428196

> Trop de Snipers

The French translate everything, even Megabytes (Megaoctets). Seeing how they don't seem to have a word for Sniper begins to explain their horrible war record.
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>>144434391
>>144434569
>>144434519
Sorry, meant mode
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>>144434352
>Lucio's projectiles travel slower than Genji's, thus he is harder to play
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>>144434617
Remember to murder yourself dead
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>>144434458
yes this is spider
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Is winston an Ape with human like qualities, or a human with Ape like qualities?
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>>144434424
Literally chuckled out loud, thanks for that anon.
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>>144434610
>that fucking Reinhardt
What fucking possessed him to do that?
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>>144434218
I play & carry with both of those characters a lot ;3

>>144434304
A pocketed Pharah can do a hell of a lot of work for a team
Do you get headpats off the Pharah if you've done well?
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>>144434351
>that like to dislike ratio
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>>144433768

>not having a Mercy main in your friend list

It's easy, just gitgud at Pharah.

>>144434325

Lucio is the nicest guy really.
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>>144433936
>people call battleborn dead when sfv doesn't even have half as much
>>
Why do developers still insist on having a healer role in team-based games?

Nobody ever wants to play them, but if the enemy team has one, then you HAVE to have one.

And to be honest, I'm tired of damage not staying. I would love it if the only sustain in this game was through health packs.
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>>144434642
>horrible war record.
>the french

Fantastique mémé mon ami
>>
>play overwatch
>get tired of playing it
>leave
>want to play again immideatly
I got off WoW heroin ride long ago, i don't want do it again
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>>144434715
he's monkey trouble
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>Team is full of Shitters that won't play the reinhardt mercy lucio trinity of free wins composition
>calmly call out the retards out for their selfish/ignorant behavior playing triple hanzo comp.
>get called mad
>maintain calm and explain that anger presents itself with a lot of hysterical shouting whilst continuing to rip into the shitters.
>get told to lighten up and that they play for "fun".

What am I missing that these players have figured out?

I thought that was what I was doing.

The fun stops when I stop winning, if they are playing for fun why do they play like fucking monkeys?

Do they enjoy the losses?
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>>144434642
It's actually tireur embusquer, that was probably too long to put in so they used sniper
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>>144434610
wait really? 10 of 76 hours in and I never knew that

That being said I tend to use it as more of a surprise flank ult to pick off their backline
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>>144434730
He was probably aiming for the ramp to try and kill me while I was stuck on the trap. Even if he had gotten up the ramp though he would've still gotten gunned down.
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>Lucio's prohjectiles don't move at the speed of sound
WATCHTARDS?
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>>144434715
He's pretty much Ceasar from the new POTA movies.

90%-95% gorilla, but there's definitely some human DNA in there somewhere.
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>>144434761
There are all nice except for Symmetra, Widowmaker, and Reaper. This game needs more villains.
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>>144434783
>Nobody ever wants to play them
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>>144434706
>Lucio can wallrun indefinitely if adequately skilled enough
>His projectiles are slower and require more aim
>Has to choose between healing and speed aura that only get significant if they're Amped Up
>Ultimate can be easily nullified by high damaging abilities

>Genji is a ninja
>He has a katana folded over a million times
>He was modeled after Metal Gear's Raiden character to make the most weeaboo faggots play him
>Can press E and kill any idiot who attacks him
>Dashes with a reset on it
>Can't wallrun indefinitely
>Folded. A Gorillion Times.
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>>144430469

>not Comtesse

Shit taste confirmed
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>>144433748
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>>144434424
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>>144434730

It's a high MMR Reinhardt. What did you expect?

Those guys didn't get there by passively holding up their shield and wait for their team to win them the game.

>the better your team, the worse the Reinhardt players become
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>>144434761
I only put my actual friends on my friends list
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>>144434457
Yeah, I love just decimating tanks (except Roadhog, he's a bitch to take down) and then going after their support afterwards.

The amount of people who realize that chasing me down trying to kill me is exactly what I want is staggering. In that game the enemy's Reinhardt used up his ultimate in a failed attempt at stunning me.
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>>144432023

the only streamer I've watched is askjoshy during the closed beta and he seemed cool
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>>144434761
He really is probably the nicest guy out of the cast so far.

That and Zen and Reinhardt.
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>>144434927
>>144434424
Reaper isn't white though...
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>>144434457
>FUCK HOLD STILL YOU LIMEY BITCH
>britbong detected
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>>144434168
Can't have cyber-agility without fantastic glutes
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>>144430482

Post them to @reapernames on twitter
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>>144434894
>Only get significant if they're amped up
Not true, the passive heal is ridiculous
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>>144434876
Junkrat and Roadhog are clearly not nice as well.
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>>144435012
why are school shooters always white or asian?
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>>144432023
Isn't forsenlol a Hearthstone streamer?
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>>144430482
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>>144434617
>>
>don't have mercy on defense
>lose

Nice game
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>>144434879
Pick rate doesn't mean people WANT to play them though

I've got 30-40 minutes played as lucio, I've never WANTED to play him, I just got a team with no supports and I didn't want to get steamrolled
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>>144434879
Where can I find this?
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>>144434221
Come back, Shadposters.
Please, all is forgiven.
>>
Highest level you've seen?
>>
I'm going to autolock tracer for the next 10 games and nobody can stop me.
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>>144434876
Junkrat and Roadhog committed multiple crimes, including murder. Hanzo is pretty much Yakuza.
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>>144434826

>tireur embusquer

so in french you guys fire ambush shooter rifles???

Ok...
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>>144434783
The supports in this game are really fun, probably my favorite part about it
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>>144435146
masteroverwatch.com
watcher.gg
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>>144434569
>no it's a myspace filename
No seriously. It's a danbooru filename. They changed it a few days ago.
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>>144435067
They have a lot of repressed rage, blacks deal with theirs as it comes
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>>144435160
97. they were playing Torb iirc
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>>144435192
What's the ethymology of the word sniper then smartass
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>>144435179
Hanzo is more morally grey than an outright villain. I will give you Junkrat and Roadhog though.
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>>144435160
91 and they were the worst player on the team
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>>144435160
Prestiged Level 9
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>>144426117
nice to learn this

I don't play Pharah tho
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>>144434894

>He was modeled after Metal Gear's grey fox character to make me and the most weeaboo faggots play him.

FTFY
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>>144435160
119
Some garbage McRee iirc
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>>144428143
Nigga huffs gas for superpowers, cut the big guy
Some slack
>>
ZARYA KIDNAPPING AND RAPING ZENYATTA AND KEEPING HIM AS HER OMNIC DILDO FIC WHEN?
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>hey Zenyatta is all zenny and seems like a pretty chill character, let's give him a go
>dodging 1-shit sniper shots
>juggling two orbs between allies and enemies while trying to maintain a reasonable level of line of sight while avoiding snipers
>slow as fuck so dying is really punishing
>timing alt fire against discorded enemies requires being in a state of harmony
>time ultimate to counter enemy ults but also can't sit on it too long in case allies get picked off before a crucial push

i don't think there is a single chill thing about playing Zenyatta, every game is like the battle of normandy beach for him.
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>>144434876

Junkrat is responsible for mass theft and mayhem. Roadhog is a literal serial killer.

Also, Pharah just works for a security company. She's not Overwatch, she's just a merc who missed the cut.

Hanzo as well isn't really good aligned. He's just a wandering warrior, Musashi style.

And let's not forget Bastion, who just dicks around and chases birds.
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>>144435450
dont watch this
>>
Heroes like Bastion and Torbjorn need to go

They're not OP, yes I can beat them, but fuck are they annoying and kill my enjoyment every single time.
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>>144434262
You can't buy the good skins if you don't get coins.
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>>144435254
Disgusting
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>>144435450
Did he just pinch her egg-laying duct

That's like, so fucking rude, man.
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>>144435450
what the hell?
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>>144435450
DELE TEHIS
>>
who is the best champion (i guess you guys call them toons) for someone coming from league of legends? i used to play ADC, so i need regenerating health, high damage and low cooldowns.
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>>144434609

The only butthurt is from waifu-loving neckbeards in denial.

Also, to all the people pretending she shouldn't be in a proper Egyptian headscarf. Grow up, piss babies. Outside of her armor, it's most likely that she doesn't conform to western ideals of "beauty". She's a powerful woman, and definitely respects her own rich heritage & culture as well as the empowering nature of the hijab.

I bet her wife helps her out of her armor, brushes her hair, and slowly lowers her into her warm baths, too.
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>>144434876
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>>144435343

Winston and D.Va can do it too. Probably Genji and perhaps even Widowmaker too.
>>
>enter game
>pick a tank please

>leave
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>>144435621
Soldier 76
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>>144435459
Pharah and Hanzo are not villains though. Being not-a-boy-scout does not make you a villain.
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>>144426063
>>144426063

>>144426063
>>144426063
>>
Is Tracer the most powerful hero in Overwatch?
She literally controls time, she'll literally never die with the time bra.
Unless both time bra and herself gets destroyed, but even then she can slow down time.
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>>144435160
137 yesterday
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>>144435621
If this isn't bait, "heroes" is the word.

You'd probably like tracer, reaper, or mccree. Try them first.
>>
>get stomped
>get stomped
>get stomped
>stomp
>get stomped
>get stomped
>stomp

repeat this forever.

I do not understand this game.
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>>144435160
108
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>>144435445
dont forget the extra stress of your team complaining you're not using a mercy or lucio, when none of them are willing to pick support and I find mercy and lucio braindead boring to play and would sooner take a leaver penalty
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>>144435459
Bastion isn't evil he's like a child
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>>144435063
Junkrat is a maniac, but he seems like a nice guy. He never talks shit about his teammates like Reaper, Widowmaker, or Symmetra. Roadhog seems neutral on everyone except for Junkrat, who he hates.
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>>144428882
>Genji counters my McCree therefore he needs a nerf
>A char that counter DPS chars keeps killing me when I play DPS please nerf
Just make sure your team has a roadhog, a half decent Rein or a Winston and you're fine, Genji is like McCree, he is meant to hunt squishies, but unlike McCree he cannot rek tanks.
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>>144435272
>ethymology

The verb "to snipe" originated in the 1770s among soldiers in British India in reference to shooting snipe, which was considered a challenging target for marksmen. The agent noun "sniper" appears by the 1820s. The term sniper was first attested in 1824 in the sense of the word "sharpshooter".

Has nothing too do with ambushing especially as a good ambush would most likely be RPG and machine gun fire.
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>>144434876
>This game needs more villains.
d.va's an autistic child soldier who thinks killing people is a game
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>>144434351
what's the dislikes for, i don't get it?
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>>144435459
Bastion is the fucking Iron Giant. He's a kind, nature loving death machine.
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>>144435450

Nice

>>144435556

think it was its dinner.
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>>144435642
lol amputee babies are this desperate
>>
I've had 5 games in a row that I've joined only to have a few seconds left on the clock. And of course each time is our loss. What the hell?
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>>144435514
remove widow first
>>
>two Tracers on one team can actually be explained in the lore

Spooky.
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>>144434730
Probably thought he could save the team by crushing the Soldier if he walked onto the ramp but ended up ramming the wall for whatever reason.
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>>144436276
Widows design is salvageable, she's a chargeup sniper, that is easy to make balanced, fun and cool through changes

Bastion and Torbjorn are just shit by design and need a complete from the ground up rework
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>>144436418
>she's a chargeup sniper, that is easy to make balanced, fun and cool through changes
No, she isn't.
Snipers are cancer.
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>>144436328
>tracer has lines with herself
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>>144433925
D.Va is a brat in-game with huge bm, so she's probably a saint at home.
>Korean parents don't care if she's a pop star if she doesn't get good grades and eat healthy.
>They view her gaming as a cancerous part of her life, are only happy that it got her into the military
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>>144435179
Hanzo is no longer part of his Yakuza clan after being forced to kill Genji.

Roadhog and Junkrat come from a Mad Max lifestyle where only the strongest survive and murder has become a daily part of life to them.

Widowmaker was brainwashed.

Really, the only character that seems like a legit asshole is Reaper.
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>>144435514

If you can kill them how exactly does it spoil the fun?
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>>144435445
All of my friends think he's trash but when I play him I just go full defensive TF2 Medic and dodge like it's the fucking Matrix. It's really satisfying getting Discord on a tank that keeps trying to harass you then tearing them to pieces. Like you said, it's a lot of work bouncing heals and Discord while trying to kill and not be killed, but when you get into the rhythm it's fun as hell. They just need to buff his health or movement a little. He floats for Christ's sake, why can't he get a little boost or extra jump? I'll take one or the other, extra mobility would be fine with his lower health if it means better dodging.
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>>144434528
yes but porn>lore
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>>144436031
They turned the settings of the game on PC to low.
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>>144428548
Junkrat is obvious. Pharah is new-age-new-intellect -will -argue -she-is-not -cyborg-tier. There is some room to argument on the latter if you are a fool.
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>>144434964
>Roadhog, he's a bitch to take down
HOW? You can headshot him so easily and do half his HP immediately. Kill him pretty much right then if you caught him with his moonshine on CD.
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>>144435835
>Lucio braindead boring to play
If you're bad with him, I guess. Lucio is a support that can flank and disrupt the enemy like it's nothing.
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>>144429795
I enjoyed playing him before I pulled bloodhardt from loot box. Now he's all I play.
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>>144437359

well too be honest console hardware is tuned to a low clock rate its only fair!

Much like the games matchmaking system.
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>>144434528
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>>144437878
>sfm head and arms
>drawn over clothes

I'm okay with this.
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>>144438478
the body is from tf2
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>>144434469
Imo Roadhog and Rein are the only actual tanks in game, Rein for his shield and Hog for the self-heal. Other than that, I mean, I think having roadhog as your only tank is a bad idea outside certain circumstances or premades.
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>>144430380
you just want a harpy loli to jack off to don't you
not that I'd blame you
>>
>>144434783
It's unusual, but I love healing classes in every game I've played. I am adequate with about half the heroes in overwatch, but mercy, at least to me, is ridiculously fun.
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