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Previous Thread
ASS
I want Mei to smother me with her wide ass!
>>144418376
3rd for kill all omnics
>>144418485
Fuck you zarya.
Mercy is the purest
I want to feel Mei's ripply cellulite riddled thighs and stretch marks!
So does anyone in the new Overwatch team know that Soldier 76 is actually Strike Commander Morrison?
>>144418485
my nigga
Why does Reaper ult go through walls?
Should I buy Charred Junkrat and a Symmetra PotG into, or save for 1000 and get a legendary for Torbjorn?
>>144418446
she might be a low tier waifu but damn dat ass
Xth for Japanese voices are superior
>Ito Shizuka saying "ARA ARA!"
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuwE6BWYDes
>>144418512
You just got rused kid.
I'm actually papa hog.
>>144418376
>perfect ass
>wm has no cannon ass
>wm only has ass in fanart and smut
>mfw left the last 5 match I've played early
>mfw I have almost no fun anymore with this shit
only 20 hours in and I'm bored out of my mind, game has almost zero depth to it
>that useless token hanzo player on your team on attack
Does Reaper move slightly faster in spooky ghost mode? Hard to tell.
>we have to share the game and threads with /pol/acks and nu/v/tards
GODDAMN IT, MOOT, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ADD USER IDS TO /VG/
Has anyone made a bust chart for this game yet?
>>144418623
It would have been cool if they made Widowmaker Japanese and her default VA was in Japanese. It would have made dunking widows so much more fun.
>>144417120
Will do thanks. Maybe it being all on the same drive also explains why my PC, while playing, is loud as fuck,
Pharah is cute. CUTE!
>>144418623
I take back all I said about english (international) dub being best.
I wish I could get some characters only.
What is the worst way you guys have lost a game?
>Pushing the payload on Route 66
>Last point
>About 2-3 meters away
>We're wiping them 1 by 1, they are just trickling deaths
>Payload super close
>Zarya ults their right base entrance (Since left one is longer / you can see through it)
to hold them inside as we push last few meters
>Genji reflects the ult back at us and we all get in it and die
>Never mount a good push after that
>>144418676
No, it just feels that way because he floats rather than stepping.
Whats your dream hero?
>>144418623
>>144418639
>no canon ass
u wot
>>144418623
>sounds like 50yo
Weebs kys
>>144418617
true
Guys:
Blocking damage on Zarya buffs her left click right? Not just her right click / orbs?
Reminder that Zarya was literally created to shut tumblr up, and you can shout and scream and cry about /pol/ or whatever the fuck you want and it will not change the simple fact stated by Jeff Kaplan, one of the lead game designers for Blizzard.
>>144418446
>he only plays mercy
t. Tumblrkin
>>144418840
also gives her a bigger shield iirc
>>144418840
Yes
I fucking love deleting anyone that comes into my room as Symmetra
>>144418783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1QUv4ERvEw
THEME OF WIDOWMAKER
>>144418846
>She was created to shut up Tumblr
>She's a hard line conservative who's been Redpilled on the Omnigger crisis and isn't afraid to get her hands dirty dealing with it
>>144418783
tricked rofl
>>144418870
mercy sucks
>Kings Row
>Curb stomp them at first point
>Get near the winning point quickly
>They start to fight back
>Times running out
>Overtime
>We mount the best attack we've had all game
>Our Mercy survives and is keeping OT on
>Our Tracer was a second or two away
>Rest of the team followed
>Our Mercy leaves the payload for no reason and we lose
Wasn't even noticed by the Reinhardt that was wildly swinging since it was so chaotic.
>>144418870
>not maining Mercy and Junkrat
>2016
>almost 2017
Who has the best emotes/taunts? I like all of McCrees, especially the spinning one.
>>144418917
I think her looks were more a jab than anything. Similar to that South Park episode that did pretty much the same thing by making liberals into dudebros.
xth for less arguing about tumblr and more arguing about assesmercy and mei are best, widow and tracer only seem good because they have eye catching skin tight clothes
>>144418870
Seriously.
Like, why the fuck are you even playing this game?
Shouldn't you be playing some MMORPG?
Fuck healer-only players. This is a shooter. You should be rushing other people down.
>>144418902
really rare and original, keep us posted
>>144419027
mei is obese
>play offensive damage dealer
>be almost the only one who deals damage
>switch to reinhardt next round
>suddenly the whole team deals zero damage
>>144419027
Mei is morbidly obese, she needs help. Stop enabling her behavior, for her own sake.
>>144418870
I played a few games with a friend's friend who MAINS Mercy (he has about 20 hours with her and her only) and he is such an insufferable cunt. He complains nonstop about every team. He always says whichever character killed him last was easy mode even though he's never played any other characters. he also tries to give me damage boost way too much instead of healing me and tries to get kills with his shit pistol just to brag about killing someone. I unfriended that dude so quick. Fucking screaming into the mic like a child.
>>144418975
Reinhart flex.
Best paired with flex victory pose and stretching highlight intro while keeping a recolor skin.
>>144418578
if they dont im sure it would not talk long for them to figure it outbut also ive been reading the wiki and some news lady figured it out so im sure everyone knows
>>144419073
;_;
>>144418975
Mercy's emotes are great, especially the staff one.
>>144418846
I dont think anyone denies that the game is intentionally diverse, which baffles me how so many /pol/tards play this game, I guess they just love being angry
>>144419079
>>144419113
>obese
this meme has to end, she's chubby at worst
>be me
>cool bounty hunter cowboy outlaw
>fighting some nerds in some snowy area, I don't fuckin know
>see my ult is charged
>turn to tracer
>ask her what time it is
>TOIME? WOTS TOIME?
>notice tracer doesn't have a watch
>notice none of my european teammates have watches
>big ben, thousands of miles away, starts to chime
>all europeans have some sort of genetic mutation that lets them hear big ben no matter where they are
>mercy stops healing me so she can count the bongs on her fingers
>tracer drops her guns to count the bongs
>reinhardt drops his shield to count and gets killed by genji
>tracer looks at me and yells "OI, IT'S TWELVE BONG!"
>mfw
>lose on watchpoint with 6min left on the clock
>point out it was a bad game due to bad matchmaking
>they say losing quickly doesnt mean bad matchmaking
uh, yes it fucking does
when will people understand forced500 and that their individual team contributions dont matter much?
>>144419119
someone explain why winston is mentioned there
>>144419119
Heroes never die.
Never.
She won't let you.
You should be disturbed by this fact.
>>144418376
What does it feel like to snuggle your face on Widowmaker's ass?
>>144418649
>playing hanzo on attack
>steal potg from a bastion with my ult
>bastion player rages calling me a no skill faggot press q to win
>tell him aorry i can't hold down left click for potg
>he starts cussing and using racial slurs
>report him to blizz for racist hate speech while pretending to be a deeply hurt and offended yet composed black man
>i actually white.
>mfw
>>144419082
I'm a fucking killing machine when I play Reinhardt. Makes me sad whenever I have gold in kills and damage when I play him though.
>>144419082
Most players I encounter are really useless. I have to use my gun as Mercy because they can't do shit.
>>144419082
Playing Reinhardt is a flip of a coin. You either need to be in stack or hope that a decent stack is on your team.
>>144418917
This is why it's brilliant. Tumblrinas never actually play games, so they're appeased by appearance and don't know that.
Well played, Blizzard.
Is it me or is Overwatch filled with so many fucking normie players
I'm afraid of buying a legendary skin cause I know I'll just the the recoler in a chest a level later
>>144419201
I assume it's Winston calling her back to duty.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10395152
Post your shitty D.Va's pls
>>144418732
>Pharah
>Farah
It can't be a coincidence
>>144418745
Think for me it was when the reinheart ulted during an over time when our pay load was like 5 feet away from victory.
>>144419286
It's League of Legends with a coat of shooter paint on it. It was literally designed for normies.
>>144419286
Because this game is designed to cater to casuals.
Normies are all casuals.
This isn't Quake. This game won't attract the Raphas of the world.
>>144419286
>mfw I prefer normalfags to weeaboo mainers
>>144419201
the Recall video i think
>>144419242
she is LITERALLY Dr. Frankensteinand i love her for it
also
>what has happened to you reaper
>why dont you tell me doc
>>144419201
either its mercy's reaction to winston's call to arms or morrisson getting patched and revived with monkey tech and seeing Winston when he was revived / turn into cyborg
>>144419297
There is no reason to buy a legendary skin. If you do that you are fucking stupid.
>>144418376
Literally why play anything else when Widowmaker is so perfect?
>>144419195
zenyatta confirmed american
>>144419082
I'd say 1 in 5 games, I go gold for eliminations as Lucio. I've got a lot of games where people pick Tracer or Genji and never flank, so I end up doing it for them to secure objective or disrupt their healing, etc. At least Lucio lets me still have fun though. I can't imagine what Mercy players have to deal with when their team is super passive.
>>144419092
>load in as soldier on the desert canyon
>pushing like a storm of death
>realise we have no tank or healer
>"fuck it I'll go roadhog"
>unable to push cart any further from that moment on
>>144419417
No reason.
>does everything the best
>pisses off your teammates which is an added bonus
>>144419417
>that mole
So what are the chances that we'll get a singleplayer campaign for Overwatch next year or the year after?
Because as cool as the multiplayer seems to be based on the videos I've seen, it doesn't feel complete without a singleplayer.
It doesn't even have to be much.
Just have a 14-15 hour campaign starring Tracer or Soldier 76 or whatever.
>>144419513
Right after they release the Dota 2 campaign mode
>bullying pharah waifushitters
>>144419387
tfw mercy is fran and genji is sentinel
>>144419429
There is nothing more ecstatic than reviving your Soldier and damage boosting his aimbot moving down enemy shitters.
>>144419513
you remind me of all those shitters who wanted a story mode for s4 league
and then they got it
and it was super shit
the game died off soon after too amusingly
>>144419504
Moles are fucking disgusting.
Whenever I save pictures of Bayonetta or Zero Suit Samus, I fucking ALWAYS photoshop the mole out.
They're gross. They should be surgically removed.
>>144418745
>defense on anus
>whatever ez game, go junkrat
>3... 2... 1...
>5 fucking d.vas and a lucio pour out of spawn
>barely keep them at bay
>lucio goes mcree
>team is too retarded to deal with them
>5 defense matrixes all the time means nothing gets through while mcshit instagibs whoever he so pleases
>try to defend last point
>NERFTHISNERFTHISNERFTHISNERFTHIS
>>144418902
>playing mecree
>enter room of death
>die instantly while moving at a snails pace
>realize team has 3 symmetras...
D.Va and Mei are the two sexiest Overwatches.
If you play as Mei, you're probably a bitch in real life.D.Va buff when.
>>144419337
i agree. the world needs more shitty dva
>>144419417
>all unlocks
Jesus, how many chests did you buy to get the coin for that?
>>144418917
Sjws do not read to understand. They just skim dialogue to look for anything sexist or keeping to traditional gender roles. They formulate a majority of their opinion on appearance. How do I know this? My sister and low test emasculated beta cuck brother are sjws.
>when pharah knocks the enemy roadhog out of your hook and then he kills you
thanks
>>144419417
Because my twitch shooter skills aren't worthy and her bloods gone cold so fucking her would be like screwing a corpse.
capturing the second point on anubis feels great
I want to give Mercy the WHOLE HOG!
is there a single reason to play torbjorn while bastion exists?
>>144419391
what else do you save your coins for
What boards or social media sites (other than 4chan) do you Overwatch folks most frequently visit
>>144419602
I play Mei because I want others to suffer as I have
>no avoid premade option in settings
fuck this game
>>144419671
tueurkileurdu34
>>144419195
based as fuck
>>144419197
>forced500
>>144418623
>Pharah is voiced by Romi Park
Best girl.
>>144419671
With Torbjorn, you basically have 7 guns instead of 6or 6 instead of 5 if you have a Reinhardt. So there's that.
>>144419602
>those fingers
"anime art"
>Plant trap and bomb right outside spawn before match starts
>People step out and walk right into it
>Almost always a widowmaker
>mfw
>>144419602
>those figures
>that bondage
>wasted on tickleshit, footshit, and that fucking face
blyat
>>144419337
>>144419593
meanwhile sit on the objective all day as mei/zarya with ez stalling agaisnt D.Va low dmg and attacks going through matrix and deal with the single McRee because he's got no healer to protect him from attrition spam.
>>144419684
I just started to hit up the tumblr for overwatch memes
>Tfw my GTX 970 is stuttering in Overwatch
I should have bought a R9 390
Gather round, /owg/, and let me tell you a story.
In the beginning there was darkness. No light, no life, no waifus, nothing but endless hungry blackness. Blizzard looked upon his creation and his failing WoW subs and was sad. "I need something perfect" He mused. "Something that will scream through the millennia, something that will fanhammer their will against the universe." So on the first day of concepts they created,
Jesse McCree! He was a perfect image of man, handsome and strong, quick and intelligent, wonderful in every way. And Blizzard saw their work and he was good. Here are five facts about Jesse McCree!
1. McCree is a holy treasure!
3. McCree needs his feet and butthole tongue bathed and worshipped daily!
II. McCree is humble about his perfection and that's cute!
4. I want to SING OUT HIS PRAISE
>>144419671
auto aim destroys pharah
Anyone have any good stories of when a Mei on your team fucked everything up for you? It happens so fucking much. Putting their walls all over the fucking place willy nilly. I
"I'M HELPING!"
>>144419671
actually be useful with the rivet gun
armor packs
>>144419606
>>144419337
>>144419793
you posted what i was gonna do
>>144419671
Bastion does more damage and is harder to kill
Torborns turretsdo less damage and are easier to kill but dont matter as much if you kill them because he can just throw down another one.
Whats the best hero in the game? I'm talking about someone who is good on every map, always good to have on a team and who can carry alone if needed (so lucio does not count because hes a support)
>>144419602
I'm really bummed they didn't give Mei the double chin she deserves. This art doesn't really realistically portray her other assets either. I just want to bury my face in those cottage cheese dimpled thighs.
tfw playing tracer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>144419696
They actively reward you for being in a group and punish you for playing solo
Reminds me of when I played league years ago
>>144419838
>boy am I glad she's frozen in there
>>144419821
>my GTX 970 is stuttering in Overwatch
you might have cooling / power / bottleneck issues, my 970 is working flawlessly
>>144419828
you are effectively fetishizing Clint Eastwood in vidya form
Do you REALLY want to fuck vidya Clint Eastwood?
>>144419821
play in windowed mode. fixed it for me.
>>144419671
Basion shoots a fuckload from one location.
Torbjorn shoots normal amounts from two locations at once.
People need to get it through their thick skulls that Torb is meant to place a lvl2 turret overlooking one area, and then go out by himself to flank other routes into that area and attack from two ways at once.
>>144419782
>put a trap in the same exact spot the entire round
>tell my team about it and call out when it gets triggered
>people just keep stepping on it and getting blown up again and again
It wasn't even in a sneaky spot.
>zarya is a degenerate and I refuse to play her
>noone on your team focuses the pocket mercy of the enemy bastion
>flankers focus the roadhog
This forced 50 is a joke
Reapers man, reapers. It's like clockwork.
I love Mercy!
>>144419934
>he actually bought a 970
how much of a cucck are you
>>144419895
McSkill
Carries aren't real in OW, the only character that can shit on an entire team is Widow but people are learning to challenge her or at least hide behind shields
>>144419935
but then 76 says a clint eastwood reference "get off my lawn"
>>144419119
I regret reading their character stories because some are super lame. Like fanfiction tier lame.
Anyone wanna play? I'm on PC, tired of Soloq, and the full offense teams.
I play Support / Tank.
Mercy, Lucio, Reinhardt and Winston
Btag - Mollywhoppin#1159
THIS GAME IS FUN BUT FUCKING RAGE INDUCING
Official Mei art
>>144419895
Soldier 76 I guess
He can fight at pretty much any range reasonably well and has his own source of healing, and there really arent any maps that he isnt good on
>>144419849
>moms
>>144419391
Cause just looking at thousands of coins sitting there is really really smart amirite?
There needs to be more support medals besides healing
>>144419895
McNuggets
Can we start a nice tumblr or something for all the "forced 50" posters to post on?
>every single mainshitter out there mains Pharah because MUH QUAKE
>they're all atrocious but do decently because Pharah is basically the tier before McCree on busted
>not happy with this they keep trying to make everybody believe Pharah is "high skill" and that she needs buffs
>>144419907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTwwgspFxx0
So Winston just eats peanut butter straight out of a fucking jar on a daily basis? Won't you die if you eat like this prettyyyy damn fast?
>>144418623
>no accents on the girls
It's shit. Pharah sounds much worse even if it's Romi Park.
>>144420105
>missing out on the summer bikinis
real smart
>>144420105
Win poses, POTG intros, recolors, emotes, epics and cool phrases for all your favorite heroes.
>>144419602
You literally picked the fatty and the psycho.
Its like you want too be found dead in a bed.
>>144420131
there is forced 50 though its called offense and defense
>>144420112
there are, get out of 4chins and keep playing
>>144420005
>>144419417
>tfw most widow makers are hot garbage
>even though I'm usually bad at fps games I just aim for headshots and beat them 1v1 100% of the time because they go for body shots
Beating a 40+ hour widow main when I only have like 30 minutes on her is great
>>144420093
DELETE THIS
I think Lucio is my favorite character.
>Wallrunning is nonstop fun and useful for surprise buttfucking snipers/campers
>ML does decent damage and tends to trip people up because of slow speed.
>MR is great for launching people away, into holes, and I've gotten a surprising number of kills with it
>Speed/Health boosts are very useful in chaotic situations
>Launching his ultimate from the air is F U N
>Surprisingly versatile as a combatant/distraction rather than just a weenie who just hides behind his friends and heals.
Am I a fag for liking him the most so far? I've seen some people complain about him in the past.
>>144419935
>you don't want to fuck Clint Eastwood
You gay, honey?
>>144420067
ive liked them so far
but ive also only been reading the one that had been part of overwatch at first
what ones did you not like?
>>144420112
Or you can learn to actually play support instead of locking in mercy and holding down left click all game
>>144420174
Why would you die? A jar of peanut butter is like 2200 calories and he's an 800lb gorilla. The guy who plays The Mountain eats 10k calories a day
>>144420075
It's atleast not as rage inducing as league of legends.
>>144420205
>he doesn't
Anyone else bored of the game already? There's hardly any content and the map selection is getting stale already.
>>144419892
His turret fucking destroys when his ulty is up though.
>>144420174
"A healthy body, yeah yeah Athena, I know!!"
>>144420174
He's
He's a gorilla anon, gorillas can eat unlimited amounts of food
>>144420174
he's a fucking gorilla m8
>>144419337
>>144420093
damn sexy, wish they drew stretch marks all across her belly though.
>>144419849
Who the fuck leaves their door unlocked when fucking especially when a kid is in the house?
>>144419974
But his turrets are like race horses you need to hit them for encouragement!
>75% winrate at 70 games with 76
>33% winrate at 20 games with McCancer
I'm really bad at this faggot cowboy for some reason.
>>144416435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AniH_l_ViTE
Overwatch is literally out for about 2 weeks and there's already competitive matches??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdjn0jebA3E
>>144420151
Quake players all play McCree and Soldier 76. Pharah is TF2 thing.
>I was the guy with huge winstreak yesterday
>As everyone predicted, matchmaking fucked me in the ass today
Thanks for your forced 50 Blizz
>>144420196
Are you not going to play or get more until then?
>>144420197
>POTG intros
I main Lucio, unless I knock off three people at once it ain't happening. Did get the emotes I wanted though, and the only voice line he needs is WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?
>>144419895
JustE McFreewins or a skilled bleuberry those hookshot headshots are lethal.
>>144420174
https://youtu.be/sB5zlHMsM7k?t=1m1s
>>144420151
>complaining about pharah
>a character that gets absolutely destroyed by any hitscan weapon
>widow makes her either switch or quit the game
>ult is essentially a suicide bomb because of how easy it is to kill her during it
Who is the best support and why is it Zenyatta?
>>144420298
I'm bored already so I'm playing battleborn
>>144420367
People have been playing it for over a year now, anon.
>leave a game after it ends because people refuse to switch to counter other heroes
>quick match again
>puts me in the same exact match
seriously, why the fuck does it work like that?
>mfw Reaper was based on the Columbine shooters.
Based Blizzard bringing the bants.
>>144420196
>blizzard making swimsuits
they'd rake in money hand over fist if they did this on wow, but they are retarded in that aspect.
>>144419990
While I adore your spirit Zarya is a post degenerate.
If she was truly tumblr she would love the omnic.
That being said pink hair shouldn't be rewarded with employment in any field.
>>144420472
eric and dylan legendaries when
>want to practice D.va and Pharah
>every single game is a fucking stomp
I' m having fun booping people off of the map on king of the hill with D.va but I can't fucking get some decent games going on. Either we stomp or they stomp. With Pharah it's especially difficult because the moment I take off I get shot down by a Widowmaker or suddenly everyone on the map starts shooting at me and chipping my health down like crazy.
Not to mention that Soldier can pretty much fuck my life up with minimal effort.
How the fuck is she supposed to counter Junkrat and turrets if she can't shoot more than one or two rockets at them before being sniped out of the sky?
Help with both please.
>>144420367
competitive matches look so fun
>tfw no team to play with
>>144419337
TFW they actually nerf this, but you asked for it so you can't complain
POST EM
>Your favorite hero
>How gay you are
Phantom
65%
>>144419895
Genji
>>144420075
That's why I'm going to stick to playing vs AI as long as I am under lvl 30 probably
>killcam lasts longer than respawn timer
SO retarded
>>144418732
I really hope Pharah isn't the lesbian character.
mei is gei
I don't care about all the fat shitposting I want tocuddleMei!
>>144420516
Pharah is just a shitty Genji. You need to stay out of sight and lurk on roofs.
>>144420553
Junkrat
25%
>>144419990
was this image made by an epic troll from SA for teh XD's?
>>144420267
Lucio is literally one of the best characters in the game and he's top fun.
Most people who complain about Lucio either:
Can't hit him
Roll around the ground behind their team occasionally pressing to bump it up and then come here and say "Lucio is braindead"
>>144418902
>name is Messy
>plays Symmetra
POO IN THE LOO
>>144420478
nigga have you seen the character models in WoW
looks disgusting in a bikini
all mercy players are literally gay
>>144420553
Kira
0%
>tfw always play Rein offensively
How do I stop? It's so much fun
>>144420553
Mercy
0%
>>144420553
Zenyatta
5%
>>144420618
Cuddling is too underrated
>>144420553
Fragger
110%
>>144420673
>How do I stop?
walk into a Junkrat trap :^)
>>144420665
I knew it.
I need a PC that can play Overwatch at max settings without breaking the framerate or budget
recommend me a setup for less than $600
so mcree nerfs when?
Why is this game so infuriating?
I'm playing older, much more frustrating FPS but somehow it never makes me rage the way Overwatch does
It ruins the game for me, I fucking broke my vocal cords earlier. It never happens anywhere else, nothing angers me to the point where I just have to shout at this fucking stupid computer
>>144420516
Pharah is just painful right now, with le blueberry being so rampant around and Soldier being quite popular as well.
Which in turn makes those characters like Junkrat a complete pain in the ass to deal with unless they're shit.
>>144420174
Peanut butter was like a stable while I was on keto and bread was harram so I'd eat the shit straight.
It was better than just eating butter that's for sure.
Also Gorilla.
>Torbjorn constantly shit talking omnics and omnic rights
>no lines for meeting an ally Zenyatta
Pussy.
>>144420831
You might have anger problems in all honesty
>>144420831
it's just a game
>>144419429
It's pretty bad.
>>144420673
>decide to drop the hammer
>15k damage
Fun as hell
>>144420174
he's a fucking gorilla
>>144420271
Mei because her current objective is beyond retarded. Traveling the world to activate bio domes. D.Va is a mary aue like holy shit. Also if the Mekas fight kaiju omnics wht is it so weak besides its self destruct? Wht at mental gymnastics are they doing to justify that? Zarya's origin is half retarded because she decided the best way to save her nation was to do competitive bodybuilding before ahe joined the army. Lucio is also retarded. He was a poor uneducated ghetto rat but he stole sophisticated sonic tech from poo in loo company and figures out not only how to operate it but also modify and maintain the tech.
>>144420553
Torbjorn
0%
>>144420072
Someone play w/ me ; ;
>>144419774
that's american 'art'
>>144420821
that new amd card everyone is raving about + a 2700k from ebay + a compatible motherboard from ebay
>Got a TEAM WIPEOUT playing as Reaper
>>144420665
>tfw lesbian Mercy
Here are not 5 but 10 facts about papa hog
1. He's got a comfy beer belly, so you can rest your head on his midriff pillow.
2. He's kinky, his nipples are pierced.
3. He takes care of his hair.
4. He's conscious about ecology and recycles scrap as ammo.
5. He's conscious about ecology and wants an omnic genocide because they turned his home into a radioactive wasteland.
6. He's prepared, he brought a machete even though he doesn't need it right now so he can lend it to a teammate in need.
7. He's responsible. He doesn't have a shield and is a big target but he brought his own healing to lighten the burden on the support's shoulders.
8. He's not delusionned. He knows that violence is usually the awnserIN A FUCKING SHOOTING GAME
9. He's a real teamplayer, interrupting ults with his hooks and countering bastion to help your clueless teamates.
10. He's a better husbando than McRee. 5facts anon is a fag.
>>144420983
I only play with girls sorry
>>144420983
yuropoor or murrifat?
>>144421020
>stopped ults from two reapers back to back using Zenyatta's ult
felt good man
>>144420093
This triggers the femifatties.
>>144420821
>recommend me a setup for less than 600
Aconsole.
>>144418870
better that than playing mercy only once in a while and not knowing literally what the fuck her buttons do, I heard someone hear that say Mercy's don't know which button heals or increases damage, and I thought that no one could be that retarded, but boy was I wrong. When I have full health, GIMME A FUCKING DAMAGE BOOST
If D.Va's critbox would be reduced to her real head and the movement penalty while firing removed, she would be a pretty good hero
How does it feel knowing you'll never be as good as me at Tracer?
>turret up flanks on Anus-bis
>nobody tries to flank they just rush in
Fuck my life.
>>144421047
These are terrible and you should feel terrible even with how cute roadhog is
>>144419838
Shitty greentext inc
>attacking on Hollywood
>enemy has 2 bastions and a Reinhardt on a tight overhead spot above A and we're having trouble punching through
>me mei and soldier flank around the back left
>me and soldier run in, take out the Reinhardt and a bastion
>the other bastion turned around so we both backed out into a longer and narrower corridor
>mei throws down her ice wall behind us for no fucking reason
>me and soldier were planning on going back in before he escapes so we waited like idiots
>ice wall breaks and bastion is set up on the other side, mows down all three of us
>respawn and see they've set up in a nearby garage with the same combination+tobjorn
I mean it it wasn't entirely her fault, we should've taken the long way around but it just would've been so much faster if she didn't put that damn ice wall up
