Midwest "standing alone in an empty room" speedfest edition
>>144402347
first for billy
>>144402347
second for kek
Is Tony good at Billy now?
>>144403295
pretty much the new siglemic, billy is going to be big this summer
wheres THJE LAST THREAD
Why was the disgusting man freak Cronikike allowed to blog for the entire previous thread?
who's ready for marathon season? marathons every weekend until SGDQ!
hahaha pie got BTFO live in front of 12,000+ viewers
twitch.tv
/joshog/v/70381553?t=10h4m8s
>>144404557
>implying it wasn't just some shitter being epic
>>144406154
pie isn't very self aware. all the big twitch streamers think he is a douche with his whole streambig gimmick. there's a reason why pie doesn't play with anyone popular on twitch. his retarded streambig shit ostracized him from the real big streamers on twitch.
>good trannies
cronikeys
rachel
withhelde
soe
crystalbeauty
shunpuk
>bad trannies
narcissa
krystal
emilybrooks
cyberdemon
pyatters
noir
missy
>>144408082
I want to fuck soe and crystalbeauty in the butt
>>144408082
>good trannies
rachel
>bad trannies
rest
>>144408082
cronikeys belongs in her own list
>>144408082
>good trannies
the dead ones
>bad trannies
the rest
>>144408525
>her
stfu fucktard
>>144409267
fag
wtf is narci doing rn
>>144408082
>tfw didnt make the list
speedrunning
i want to die
>>144411290
same
don't do it
i tried to speedrun once, now look at me
/horde
>>144408082
I agree with this list. Crystalbeauty is one of my favourite trannies to be honest
>>144414720
>>144414996
Hot
>>144416728
t. Guy that gets negative amounts of pussy
>>144417220
negative pussy is codeword for penis
>>144417268
don't you mean codephrase
don't you meme medievil
fuck off with your stupid ass meme skeleton already rob
Is VBA still inaccurate for GB/C, or have they fixed that?
>>144422180
You can't fix the inaccuracy of emulators.
>>144422409
>>144416728
watch this video a few times over, look at the way this tranny's arms and legs just collapse after that facial punt
>>144408082
withhelde is the most annoying piece of shit at GDQs right after ysg.
>>144416728
So amazing
snowfats stream tftd
headcrab is an annoying faggot
doggy is a dead faggot
>>144416728
background infos about this?
Is it dead?
>>144425713
thanks for the late response!
headcrab is based
>>144426269
wish headcrab were a deadcrab 2bh
Buy 1488 rounds of ammunition while you still can.
>>144426335
cran based doe
speedrunning
i want to die
fuck off already rob, no one fucking cares about your meme
>>144428531
>>144428193
same
>>144422737
Ysg is based shut up
>>144428876
he stopped being based after the super metroid incident
wix1 wix2
wix3 wix4
>>144429253
you can stop spamming now
>>144429320
>>144429325
go back to irc
>>144429397
>irc
thats dead man
there's still memeble but that's dying too so discord
>>144429397
wix1 wix2
>>144429397
wix3 wix4
>>144429390
>spamming
fuck off this is speedrun related
shitty streammonsters against speedrunning in the speedrunning general diSGUSTIN!!!!!
/srg/ - tranny general but sometimes someone asks a question related to speedruning
/srg/ - big dumb retard general but sometimes someone posts something funny and I laugh at it
Reminder that VC is faster than Console for SM64 and that it's official so it's allowed. Anyone who says otherwise is a oldfag shitter.
>>144408082
>soe
>shitpuk
xd
>>144429937
word
reminder that speedrunning is about having your start time and your end time be the shortest versus everyone else within the given constraints, not about how well you are perceived to have played versus everyone else by people with predetermined biases and ego issues
>>144428874
i want to die more
>>144430407
i doubt that
stupid skinny nerds of srg
i require a video capture device to stream and record wii gameplay
i dont want the japanese one
are there any good traditional white man's capture cards
i was thinking dazzle or elgato
yeah thanks for the help you fuckin idiots
guess ill just make audio-only streams
>>144433197
what do you mean by "you fuckin idiots"?
>>144432457
>>144433197
pls leave forever
>>144432457
>>144433197
did you really believe anybody here actually knows anything worthwhile?
What did you mean by "The God Gamer Stigma?"
>>144432457
just get the elgato. that's what everyone uses.
What did you mean by "The Grind Monkey Stigma?"
>>144432457
just get a cheap knockoff ezcap
>>144432457
if it's just for wii, then a dazzle
new elgato devices don't have native composite support, so you'd have to use a composite to hdmi converter (which is what I use desu)
>>144434619
money's not really an issue
>>144434758
alright thanks
just to confirm, it's this http://www.pinnaclesys.com/PublicSite/uk/products/dazzle/dvd-recorder-hd/ one?
>>144434882
yeah
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EAS14KI
>>144432457
>i don't want a japanese want
>i don't want the top tier best equipment available from the greatest and most technologically advanced country in the world
>>144435404
who are you quoting, anime?
>>144435404
i dont want to listen to anything a stupid smelly anime has to squeak at me
i just ordered the dazzle and i'd do it again
>>144432645
slayer this calling girls boys meme has to stop
wow... this place... really is dead...
wow... this place... really is doggy...
>>144435571
i agree everyone needs to stop calling headcrab (stephanie) a boy :/
>>144437565
headcrab, you can't be both a girl and in a relationship with bene
it's one or the other.
>>144437565
where did this meme start
>>144437692
4chan
>>144437668
those are both slayer memes ok
blame him
ya'll know what to do
>>144437668
but bene swings both ways
beneziaa_cn
slayer this has to stop
>>144438962
>thinking you know who is behind every post
based yarumasi
>>>/vr/3254807
reminder
>>144439720
>de hippie spacing
SPEEDRUNNING
Reminder to everyone!
Beneziaa never did speedruns, her only claim to fame was gold-digging a sub-standard speedrunner whose only second of relevance came from running an arbitrary category in a glorified flash game, in which he got completely destroyed when a couple of people actually started caring about the game. She's been feeding off that, her constantly namedropping herself and being a (morbidly obese) girl in a community filled with thirsty, low energy memesters.
>>144440395
>she
>her
stfu fucktard
>>144440635
>STILL trying to meme bene is trans
how fucking pathetic must one be
This place literally fucking sucks!
What's so hard about talking about speed running? If you want to talk about trannies and freaks then go to /soc/ you fucking fucks.
>>144441285
>those man hands
>>144440980
what do you mean by "you fucking fucks"?
>>144442015
All y'all that be talking about these trannies and shit you fucking fuck.
1 gun 1 bullet - you in a room with ian and headcrab - plot twist - youre immortal. What do
>>144444456
i'd just have them play russian roulette
i figured it out
cronikeys is a janitor
>>144444954
Wouldnt be surprised with how seriously he takes the internet
>>144444954
>posts about him never get deleted
>posts about everyone else do
yep
Puncayshun having a breakdown on stream atm
>>144440395
*snort*
>>144446538
what else is new?
>>144446538
Did he finally realize he's being taken advantage of?
remove the bot
>>144446538
What the fuck is going on with him? He's been drunk all the time lately.
Was this puncayshun's first time drinking? Did he get fucked up like Stiv on a 6 pack of budlite?
>>144448000
are you surprised his slutty girlfriend is a bad influence
>>144448000
>what the fuck is going on with him?
Just the standard thing that happens whenever a succubus gets her claws in you.
Puncayshun's downfall has already been set in motion weeks ago.
>>144448102
Did she dump him?
>>144447790
He talked briefly about his WR's getting taken away from him so i dont know man
>>144448000
TRIPS CONFIRMS IT
who will take over now that zfg is retiring?
>>144448764
based alcoholics up in this speedrun shit yall cant do shit about it fuckin nerds
Is Puncay making the biggest mistake of his life?
>>144451660
Yes. He literally just attempted suicide. We are in the hospital now.
nicovideo guy hasn't posted in a while
Someone speedrun a grilled cheese sandwich. I'll watch you.
Alright Lads I'm ready for my speedrun! Someone post the picture!
know what's killing speedrunning? all these fucking game specific speedrun tournaments. who thought it would be a great idea to space out a tournament over a month or two with no prize support.
>>144455513
coupla choices here, but i think this is the one ya mean?
>>144455689
People that want to have fun?
>>144455689
How can you say the zelda rando tournament is not good for speedrunning anon?
>>144455735
Nah that's not it. She doesn't really do it for me desu.
>>144455243
>dxm
why would you allow the demons into your soul
>>144455689
you don't have to participate in them
>>144456516
Anon, I'm already a demon.
>>144458186
>
Puncayshun has a real bad cause of the speed depression. I wonder if he'll start seeking answers from HRT like a certain someone else did....
>>144458867
well he starting to look like sig so hopefully he'll just go into decline first with shit like sc2 rs + smash and prolong it first
>>144440395
Bene done ranned XIII doe
>>144460631
ᵀᴴᴱᶠᴱᴬᴿ
reminder
>>144462154
Short answer, no.
https://u.pomf.is/wanyfs.webm
i do so much reading and research
*browses wikipedia for a couple hours*
i'm so much smarter than you guys
When does Midwest Speedfest start?
you either fear or love. all the transphobia in this general is symptomatic of fear. one day you will grow as a person to accept people who are unfamiliar to you.
So do we consider 2dos a pure speedrunner
>>144465017
its been going
worse than nasa
they regret memeing a cancelation
baristas are going to be automated in 20 years thast why i dont need a job lol
>>144463242
and no one even knows about that
grindxmarxist
SchoolShooterRoof
>>144465729
He didn't shoot a school, he shot a church full of niggers. Speaking of shots, how is everyone liking the Shots Fired marathon so far?
>>144466721
speedrunning is gay as fuck dude why are you watching that shit
Cosmo just can't get anything right
>>144470426
>mentally ill tranny
>getting gender right
lol?
>>144470426
his name is cosmo
>>144470521
>>144470743
>>144471139
do you know where you are?
every post here is a bait post
>>144470615
>claims he posts 90% of the posts in the threads
>other 10% get deleted
what's your favorite flavor of hot pocket?
>>144472247
I only eat lean pockets
reminder your parents pick your name and you can't change it
>>144472602
you can change your name. you cannot change your gender however.
reminder your parents cut your foreskin and you can't change it
>>144472602
You can, actually.
Not the gender though.
>>144472602
>>144472734
>>144472753
>>144472789
>>144472869
shut the fuck up
>>144472972
>>144473152
um hello?
WHY DOES EVERYONE STREAM AT THE SAME TIME
I CAN'T CHOSE WHO TO WTACH
>>144474645
Check out speedrun.tv, the premier tool for watching multiple speedrun streams!
>>144474786
what if I don't want to give traffic to a website run by a disgusting tranny jew?
>>144475098
fall in line goy
>>144475098
then you can fuck off for being a transphobic asshole
BASED
GET SNUGGY
BASED FUCKING MUMBLE CREW!!!
>>144475519
>over 30 minutes behind world record
>in a JRPG
Pathetic. I can't "get snuggy" to that.
What kind of degeneracy do you guys think we're going to see at this year's SGDQ?
>>144475761
this year's theme is trannies
>>144475676
>30 minutes behind WR
uh no... he has WR
>>144475676
you just know caracarn is going to pull a madness tho
>>144475761
I bet they are going to speedrun turning a man into a tranny
Imagine unrionically being a tranny in this day in age. The meme is too much, you are literally a living meme. You are a man and you are a joke.
>>144476972
what's wrong with being a man?
>>144475519
>comfy as fuck
>a literal thief
>ex-navy seal
>plays ff to keep the demons away
>also is a beautiful white cis male
>>144477150
>this is what the croni haters actually believe
Well today is not going good for our boi.
Why do speedrunners seem so annoyed when developers appear for commentary in marathons? Is it more that they're forced to face that they don't actually make anything, or do they feel their mumbly "shit's so broken" bantz are getting overshadowed?
>>144478023
Maybe because it just puts them in a really awkward position.
>>144478023
Because it's their time in the spotlight. Then it gets taken away by a dev. There goes their chance to get partner and make it big!
>>144478023
>>144478149
rpglb16 did fine with theirs
the others i can think of are just spergin
for metroid prime "we already knew everything"
barkley the devs didnt even care and offered nothing at all
and meatboy just became oversaturated from repeats
Kek I love Cara's blunt answers when newbois in his chat ask silly questions.
>>144478149
fuck off kirbymastah
>>144478481
Get out of there.
>>144478265
thanks pie
puke_cumwater
![af6MFnZ[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wbKQzIT.jpg "af6MFnZ[2].jpg")
>>144462154
>>144479832
What do you like most about Trihex, /srg/? His physique, his skill at video games, or his "in control" attitude and assertiveness?
>>144481207
his height and straightness
>>144481207
i dont "like" anything about him
he's just a constant laugh factory from his stupidity
>>144481260
niceme.me
>>144480972
If Trihex was white... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHfNBSYKVXw
>>144481352
look at jalen's feet you fucking retard
>>144481547
>"if"
>>144481609
not even the creator of the image you dingus
plenty of other examples to go off of in it
here's another one to keep the point
>>144481352
>>144481938
jesus christ he really is a midget
>5'8"
>male
damn..
>>144481207
His ealier attempts at selling out (SRLxFGC, selling romhacks, Machinima, Speedrun Breakdown, etc) were funny and proved how disconnected from reality he was.
He just got lucky with Mario Maker.
>>144481609
EG...
>>144482018
>tfw 5'8"
im not even cute to make up for it...
>>144482160
>tfw 5'8" too
Hug me speedbro
>>144482094
I like how cuck sagan beat him at selling out
>tfw no Tiff Time with George
>>144482229
Let me sniff your hair anime.
>>144482229
i would if i could
>>144482094
there will never be another opportunity for nintendo kiddies to make it big again. people like trihex, pie, used"double penetration"pizza, carlsagan, etc can't make it big off normal games because of the competition with actual professional streamers.
they better hope nintendo milks the mario maker IP for years to come if they want to keep living without actually working.fun fact: pie has been the only streamer to get significantly less viewers by playing the new hot game than anyone on twitch.
streamer just called me out on making suicide jokes. now i'm all uncomfortable. it's a small stream too. i don't think i'll be able to go back there
>>144482689
which stream, ill come back you up
*overclocks gpu to stream a snes game*
>>144483008
>>144482689
you shouldn't make suicide jokes anon. someone actually did kill themselves on twitch. it was a black so nothing of value was lost. but still
>>144482689
I hate cucks who fake outrage over shit like this. Should just kill themselves desu.
hello?
hey
An MR-RL time
>speedrunning
>>144485634
tfw ryan lockwood can't try for a 1:11 since there's a chance he could get a 1:13 sometime and break his vow of never seeing one
>>144485797
he could close his eyes and have someone tell him whether he got 1:11 or not
>>144485797
he could always local record....
bertin
sj
stream
more like hurtin
>>144485905
>"hey dude you got 1:11"
>opens eyes
>it was a 1:13
>>144486219
that's sxrx level bait
Cosmo turn back into a real boy and stream Wind Waker.
>>144409553
Do you have any more? :3c
fw comfy pinkpajamas nocturne tde all day speedrun
>>144482978
won't say. i already left and unfollowed
>>144483295
who?
also whatever's funny is funny. u can't do anything about it. not that what i said was particularly funny it was a pretty lame, generic comment. but still if i say a funny suicide joke u should just laugh at it
>>144483379
yeah i don't know why he took it that way
um.... Trihex is speed running.
>>144490071
>2-1 to 2-4
>romhack
no he's not
Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with speedrunning on emulator, using turbo controllers, or having gay sex at speedrunning marathons
