no more vertical videos
reminder that pie is now and always has been our boi
>>144289396
That must've taken a lot of toilet paper.
----------------------======================IMPORTANT NEWS======================----------------------
A very special surprise is planned to be announced at NASA - DreamHack Montreal. Thanks to the support of the community, this HUGE announcement will revolutionize speedrunning just like how NASA has revolutionized live speedrun marathons. You will not be disappointed.
It's time to make speedrunning great again!
>>144289937
is it a bomb?
Prove you speedrun.
Post your splits.
>>144290007
It's new timing and category rules that will foamy bring every game to one catchall standard instead of the rules crafted by those with intimate knowledge of the game.
>>144290072
Prove you /srg/
Post your narcissa memes
What is "The Fear"?
>>144291317
close, but this isn't a bad idea either
>>144288250
is that caleb
post lewd croni
>>144291317
bomb would be better
Where's Sheepguy?
>good trannies
cronikeys
rachel
withhelde
soe
crystalbeauty
>bad trannies
narcissa
krystal
emilybrooks
cyberdemon
pyatters
>>144293335
There are no 'good' trannies you enablist faggot, fuck off.
>>144293335
+1 Noir to bad trannies
>>144293335
>soe
>best trannies
is being a blogging attention whore the criteria to get on the good trannies list?
>>144295095
unpassable madfag detected
>>144295363
If I wanted to titty skittles and be a tranny, I'd be the most fuckable tranny to ever exist
>>144295487prove it
>>144293671
the dead ones
>>144295650
for fucks sake
give me 6 months
>>144293335
yo what the fuck???
*continues waiting patiently for a Bene spyro stream*
>>144295682
just post cute boy pictures. thats fine too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwoTpBhhQkw
>>144288631
[COMMENT HIDDEN IN RESPONSE TO THE EUROPEAN HATE SPEECH CENSORSHIP ACT]
get in here, 47 pace, might see some waterworks if shit goes south
>>144297309
lol
>>144297309
and it's gone
>>144297309
lol you posted a pace and then it died again funny how that always happens haha
>>144297457i detect sarcasm
Why are there so many Trannies in Speedrunning even though they are less than 1% of the population of the US?
>>144297528
why did you spoiler?
>>144297542
they're probably less than 1% of the speedrunning population too, you're just hyper focused on them because you're weird.
>>144297586
why did you reply sarcastically?
>>144293335
get me off the list
Attention all neo nazis, anti semites, white nationalists and trump supporters. https://mic.com/articles/144228/echoes-exposed-the-secret-symbol-neo-nazis-use-to-target-jews-online#.u8IUY6iiy
>>144293335
what about headcrab and beneziaa
>>144293335
>rachel
>good trannies
>good trannies
rachel
>bad trannies
narcissa
krystal
emilybrooks
cyberdemon
pyatters
cronikeys
withhelde
soe
crystalbeauty
>>144293335
>tfw didnt make the list
>>144302013
Isn't it just supposed to emulate ringing a bell?
Libcucks are absolutely retarded.
>>144302213
naming the jew is the worst insult you could make goyim.
to find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize...
>>144302519
the elderly when they're being obliviously racist?
>>144302567
no... i'd love to tell you but it would be considered hate speech
>>144302013
>Other Jewish writers have faced more serious attacks: death threats, anti-Semitic cartoons, images of concentration camp ovens and executed Jews, threatening emails, even home phone calls.
>anti-Semitic cartoons
I presume he is talking about Ben Garrison edits, which were started by a jew: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Joshua_Goldberg
Imagine the scenes when grav finally pbs. Mad ting. It's gon be levels, it's gon be on a seperate ting. One time for all my jewish girls out in hackney
>>144302710
The veterans? The founding fathers?
>>144304070
don't push me i'm not saying it!
anyone want to be my bf?
>>144293335
>good trannies
looool, they're mentally ill freaks who can't even accept the most basic and evident truths about nature
>>144293335
tfw made the list
>>>/vr/3265754
lmao
>>144289887
all real
why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4k5NGUjTWs&feature=youtu.be
fniure is on the run
>>144306501
un-fucking-real
stream monsters don't have a clue
looks like chibi's going to sgdq after all
https://twitter.com/twitchchibi/status/738740206866550784
>>144308373
lol
current peeves
>kmac and cara both online at anytime means zelda rando
>dragondarch online now means zelda rando
>PJ is full time so stream sucks
>TMR 'i like it' sound for followers still louder than sub and donation alerts
>TheFinalSplit still literal who's
>no TSSB
>Chibi allowed to run a game he cheated and denied cheating in
>NASA was allowed to get frontpage while not giving a SHIT about production even though it represents US as a WHOLE (chibi reference)
I could probably go on but i'm exhausted by the amount of bullshit already allowed.
>>144308793
*Us as a collective
Get the quote right.
>>144309608
I was quoting chibi if you would bother to read my context brackets.
>>144310305
https://twitter.com/twitchchibi/status/724099901848592385
>>144308373
yashi
>>144310681
Exactly. You're forgiven. Why isn't anyone else posting?
>>144311131
I posted some bullshit meme magnet shit the other day, ran a bath, took a SHIT, had dinner, came back legit 2 hours 10 minutes later. And you know what? There i was, like a fuckin idiot, the last poster.
Nearly shot up the site.
>>144311637
Huh?
1 2 4 5 0
sweden yes
>>144308793
but how's running your speedgame going?
lmao u guys are missing out on some gold
>>>/vr/3266047
>>144311637
shut up you greasy mexican
>>144313326
>sergians baiting other, more retarded sergians
>"gold"
using glitches to save time is literally cheating. also you suck at video games lol. are you mad yet???
>>144313326
keep remaking this serg offshoot i can try some new shitpost ideas there
Allowing Chibi, a confirmed cheater, to submit times after being exposed as a cheater is pathetic.
Reminder to sit up straight
Is this a thread about sergals?
>>144315463
Reminder that posture is a jewish meme
>>144315463
Based fucking dime
Hey Slayer have you done some speedstuff for MHF2 since 2013?
>>144315981
i thought dime would be more handsome
>>144315463
Get back in the clocktower Grant, no route uses you
Allowing Squid, a confirmed grind monkey, to submit times after being exposed as a grind monkey is pathetic.
this is a dedicated bullying community. what makes it worse is it is against the socially disadvantaged, the people who are already down. shame on all of you
>>144316761
Cosmeme...
>>144316761
>>>/tumblr/
HOYYYYYP
who /savingtheanimals/ here
>>144316761
if you can't take the heat get out of the earth
>>144316761
These are the final days for White people
Screencap this post
What would Trumps favourite speedrun be?
>>144318213
When White people are gone who will maintain computer systems?
>>144318636
the Japanese
>>144318636
Asians.
>>144318604
Parappa
>>144318636
marxistxbanshee
https://twitter.com/HippieSRL/status/738787147788996609
>greentexting on Twitter
https://twitter.com/liquidsquid__
RIP squid
>>144321975
what else would you expect from an obnoxious retard like hippie
>>144322312
that aint squid baby
>>144322365
looking good hippie lmao
>>144322365
so brave
>>144323583
>>144322365
>>144321975
more like herpies after dragonlorddonny laid the smoochdown on him
>>144323692
(This post was made by fair headcrab)
>>144324668
no it's me, Cronikeys!
>>144324692
More like Cronikikes after Ben Garrison laid a smackdown on your ass.
speedrunning? hello?
>>144325005
yeah, I'm doing it
>>144324958
Ben Garrison loves me
AdamAK - Adam A. Kuczynski - 23
Alex - Alex Tolio - 15
Alko - Jan Geldsetzer - 25
Bangerra - Dave Janssens - 25
BlueGlass54 - Jared Minnihan - 23
brossentia - Brian Lee Cook - 27
Countdown42 - Alex Dolan - 23
Cosmo - Cosmo Wright - Ancient blood-sucking Lizard from the dawn of time
Crippe - Christoffer Pettersson - 23
crystalbeauty - Matthew Bevan - 36
Dalfen - Fredrik Rödseth - 21
Dragondarch - Damien Moody - 31
Dram55 - Jon O'Rourke - 24
Dickoak - Valentin Lionel - 24
DRsynj - Dylan Rothwell - 20
Duke_Bilgewater - Peter Tolan - 20
Dxtr - Daniel Eriksson - 26
Edenal - Fredrik Lidholt - 25
Essentia - Kari Johnson - 29
eTholon - Simon Olsson - 22
GoronGuy - Daniel Svärd - 18
Graviton29 - Ryan Gibbs - 21
hagspam - Jacob Rodgers - 26
IcePlug - Dick Buffman - 40
IrregularJinny - Jin-Hong Chou - 23
iongravirei - Ryan Mcneely - 19
johannhowitzer - Jonathan Howie - 29
Joka - Jonathan Karlsson - 27
Joshimuz - Joshua Edwards - 20
KennyMan - Sten Magnus von Goës Karlström - 27
Kittycatwinters - Emma Winters - 21
Marche_Fighter_Paladin - Nick Chaput - 18
MetaSigma - Shane Jones - 30
Mike89 - Michael McKenzie - 24
Mike Uyama - 29
MURPHAGATOR! - Sean Murphy - 27
neskamikaze - Kevin LaLonde - 22
Noizeeh - Kevin Jaskiewicz - 15
Omnigamer - Eric Koziel - 24
Ozzy88 - Emil Blom - 22
Partystar - Piet den Dulk - 33
Peaches - Stephen Bates
PeteThePlayer - Peter Tissen - 18
Pipe - Stjepan Soldo - 20
PJ - PJ DiCesare - 24
puwexil - Adam Dunn - 32
Rueake - Robert Evans-Pritchard - 22
scintilliaSD - Weijie (Kevin) Tang - 23
Shrimp - Steven Wilson - 22
Siglemic - Michael Sigler - 21
SkeletonBill - Jeremy Elliot - 21
spikevegeta - Asa Tims - 25
Stivitibobo - Stephen Domke - 19
Studio - Chris Grant - 24
Svenne - Andreas Svensson - 27
ThaRixer - Nikolaj Gerning Sorensen - 16
Trihex - Mychal Jefferson - DECEASED
UberGoose - Aidan O'Connor - 19
UraniumAnchor - Benjamin Cutler -31
withhelde - Barry Smith - 27
Wobster - Mark McKenzie - 19
ages incorrect, add more
>>144325068
what game?
>>144325101
Noobkillerroof - Robert - 22
>>144325101
What about our boi killerofinfants?
>>144325101
also update ages
slayer stream ancient aliens
>>144325101
Cronikeys - Alison Katheryn Arkin (AKA) - 27
>>144325101
Tfw didn't make the list
When's SGDQ? I can't navigate the GDQ site, it's a clusterfuck of shitty javascript and there's like 800 sites it wants me to verify.
>>144325101
Nice, I didn't make the list
>>144325101
>IcePlug - Dick Buffman
>>144325101
>Cosmo Wright
you disgusting cislord deadnaming piece of shit
>>144325101
Elajjaz - Elias Lönn - 23
>>144325561
Don't you mean Ian Edward Arkin?
>>144326246
she changed her name when she got snipped
>>144325101
>tfw didnt make the list
>>144325101
FairHeadcrab - David Esteban Rodriguez - 16
twitch
.tv/midwestspeedfest
NOT cancelled
>>144326629
im 19 and thats not my last name
>>144326629
Um..
Headcrab is a girl and her name is Stephanie :x
>>144327068
The age is accurate to the ages of everyone else on the list at the time the list was made, I didn't realize you were so retarded you couldn't figure that out.
>>144322312
christ those pics are disgusting
>yuropoors LITERALLY can't bully online without getting arrested now
Hope you vote leave to uncuck yourself
>>144328143
I love the EU. Our overlords are great. Everyone is happy.
>>144325101
>Essentia - Kari Johnson - 29
Not even 30 yet and she's about to have a 4th kid. What a fertility goddess.
>>144328639
>4 kids
>15 years of fertility
shit strats, lowscore, reset try again
>>144325176
oracle of ages
>used pizza doing a lets play marathon with a fucking donation goal
first he lost the kss wr, then his dignity
http://capcomprotour.com/capcom-response-combo-breaker-2016-incident/
Harassing girls at fighting games tournaments will get you banned, but the person who harassed our girl Narcissa still isn't banned from GDQ? Awful.
>>144325101
LiquidxSquid - Jeremy Marks - 21
Cronikeys here, AMA
esa gonna suck
>>144331267
Were you just as ugly when you were a man?
>>144331267
why do you like such garbage fucking dadrock
get some taste
slayer is streaming
I am lesbian transwoman otherkin who speedruns. Guess my name and win a prize ;3c
Where is Shunpuk The Tranny
>>144332503
kissing me in my special place
>>144332503
Didn't he revert back?
>>144325621
July 3rd
>>144331267
not me
>>144331436
I've looked the same for ions and eans
>>144331685
I listen to more than just that.. I like top 40 popshit too
>>144334727
Carrie Underwood is not top 40
More like top 4000 lmao
>>144335307
she's my favorite but I listen to a lot more than her
>>144332849
Source?
>>144336629
fuck off daily
>>144325101
mine at least is 3 years out of date
>>144336629
based
>>144332276
Narcissa?
>>144306784
then why the desire for a boob job?
>>144339254
I'm a b-cup right now but I'm built more for a C or D. i don't feel comfortable with my size right now
>>144325101
You got my name and age wrong dipshit
>>144339502
what's your band size? if you don't mind sharing
I'm like a 36
>/srg/ - LGBT General
>>144332276
Missy?
>>144332276
Mr_Shasta?
>>144339823
34b
>>144339989
>de hippie spacing
>>144340629
>34B
>built more for a C or D
AGP, please.
>>144340862
please.. I like men.
>>144339502
does your insurance cover the costs of the operation? mine does, it's pretty sweet
>tfw your speedstrats don't work while you're at a marathon and you don't know what to do so you're forced to play through the level casually but you don't know where to go
>>144341547
I'm paying out of pocket. I don't think people in my situation should use taypayer money
>midwest speedfest
>no hexade on schedule
what gives?
>>144340629
But b cup is the best cup and it looks real nice in that pic, little breasts are the bets and cutestAlong with a and c
>>144342158
I'm not going to go cartoonishly big, but myJewishfamily all has bigger than me and I feel really insecure. It's 100% for my sake/sanity
>>144342265
Why? Theres lot of guys like me for example who prefer smaller tits.. Why just fall down like that just because your family has bit bigger breasts?
This is fucking pathetic, both of you fuck off, fucking hell.
>>144342652
It's for me. I'm a really insecure person and I have all of those, "If only.." thoughts. Part of my mental illness I suppose
>>144342158
This. Plus, big boobs don't look good in clothes.
>>144342937
i'm sure you'll have no problem finding a nice gay man who is into men with boob post-hoc halfbreed trump supporters
>>144342937
I see.. Honestly you should just find yourself someone who will like you for who are, it will give you an even bigger confidence boost, you dont look bad honestly
why are /vg/'s janitors so fucking useless
>>144343303
word
>>144343303
/vg/ is the erp board
>>144343242
I've had lots of guys like me "for who I am" but I don't like myself.. so it's a big problem. Either I kill myself or try to live and do this honestly
>>144343408
do us all a favor and go with the first option please
>>144343408
isn't it a little early in the day for you to be ambien-blogging?
when u preach ur cultural marxist ideals but forget ur not on serg
>>144343483
I've tried. Any of you are welcome to kill me. You have my address
>>144343725
i'm drunk blogging tirhgt now
>>144343408
Oh, i understand now.. Well do what you must i guess, no reason or any chance for me to change your mind or convince you into something else. Hope youll be happy afterwards and whatnot
>>144343758
I dont.. Why are all the cuties from us
Who else is ready for SGDQ?
>>144343408
Did you suck Minion's dick?
>>144344184
no it was too small for my mouth
>>144344182
chibi...
reminder
Fucking pathetic thread. Die you tranny fuck, you are a man
>>144345323
wah wahhhhh
>>144344376
I really like this image! :)
>>144345953
fuck OFF croni nobody cares what you think
how does studio lose and gain weight so often
How can anybody support a speedpresident who is such a blatant racist and psychopath?
Vote zfg. #NeverCronikeys
How does Studio play this game? The audio/sound for it is some of the most obnoxious shit.
>>144348252
pro-white != racist
>>144348567
>Cronikeys
>white
lol?
Cosmo, turn back into a boy and stream wind waker.
>>144345629
Fuck off you tranny enabling faggot
>>144349539
wording this
>>144349645
Anyone against Croni is the true faggot
trannikeys hates just about everything. hates his own body, hates america, hates peace, hates capitalism, and hates speedrunning. the only thing trannikeys loves is trump and attention.
trannikeys is just like cosmo. they both think they are accomplishing something great with their lives when in reality they are just wasting time until the inevitable suicide.
>>144349908
fuck off Mumble Crew
>>144349908
>loves trump, but hates america and capitalism
????????????????????
at what point is it safe to say i'm cured from the disease of speedrunning? i haven't done a speedrun in almost 3 weeks now. is the prognosis good?
>>144349908
This post is bullshit. Die you fucking pathetic little goon.
>>144350343
>hates soros who is using his money how he sees fit.
>loves trump so hates america since trump is trying to divide america
>f saving both speedrunning and the white race at the same time
based
>>144350780
trump supporters are all about nationalism, so supporting him isn't hating america
that being said, pretty sure trump doesn't know what he's doing well enough to know that he's on the path to dividing america should that be the case
>>144350780
so enlightened
>>144349908
delete this
>>144350780
>if you hate jewish crony capitalism then you have to hate all capitalism
>>144350780
>trump is trying to divide america
holy hell, trump haters are literally unbelievably retarded. please post your stream so i can mock you endlessly in your chat and adopt a trip so i can filter your liberal cucked up ass.
>>144350780
>Uyama divided speedrunning
>Trump divided america
is this how it all ends guys?
Holy fuck wooferz is a goddamn embarrassment
>>144352240
go easy on him he's feeling the bern
cronikeys needs to go
seriously
>>144352579
Can't word this one hard enough my familia
>>144352703
>my familia
you have to go back
grindxmonkey needs to go
seriously
>>144352771
I hope we deport italians after we're done with the mexicans
Horde or Alliance, /srg/?
>>144352240
he's right though, by labeling someone an african american he just introduces race into the conversation. it is problematic in the sense it is enabling racism.
>>144352579
I agree trannikeys needs to either start speedrunning or leave. this is getting out of hand.
>>144352909
neither because Warcraft is a non-game work simulator that relies on getting players hooked in a Skinner Box of continual grinding and repetitive action until the next level or piece of gear, ultimately preying on people with addictive personalities who seek camaraderie with others.
>>144353140
so... almost exactly like speedrunning?
>>144352995
>implying it's all cronikeys
it's called subterfuge
>>144352995
please don't ironically pretend to be a shitlib for the laughs; ironically pretending to be far right is how we ended up with nkr
>>144352995
You're a fucking retard and knowing that people like you exist kills a huge chunk of the hope I have for humanity.
>>144352995
>these are the kinds of people who are against Croni
unbelievable
>>144349709
Fucking killl yourself
>>144353535
>wooferzfg mad as fuck
all these pro trump / pro trannikeys supporters in this thread is amazing. what games do you run? or do you pretend to be speedrunners like you pretend you care about america by supporting trump/trannikeys?
>>144353719
Mexicants/trap-haters OUT
>>144353848
Trannies are not traps. Traps are feminine men that may enjoy cross-dressing or presenting as female, but have no delusions about what gender they actually are.
SPEEDRUNNING.
Name three (3) things that you look forward to donald trump accomplishing while in office.
>>144354161
so... Croni? you're an idiot
People actually donate to Kazooiegirl's 'new gaming PC'
>>144354208
>>144354208
1. Establishing insurance HSAs for people instead of just businesses so that medical care is easier to provide for family members who are ill and ensuring that your children will be covered even when you're old and gray.
2. Building a big-ass wall that'll look cool as shit and keep illegals out
3. Reforming veterans' healthcare benefits so they aren't rotting away in VA hospitals for no reason when they deserve medical care.
