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This day in history, May 29th:
1453 – Fall of Constantinople: Ottoman armies under Sultan Mehmed II Fatih capture Constantinople after a 53-day siege, ending the Byzantine Empire.
1807 – Mustafa IV became Sultan of the Ottoman Empire and Caliph of Islam.
1864 – Emperor Maximilian I of Mexico arrives in Mexico for the first time.
1867 – The Austro-Hungarian Compromise of 1867 ("the Compromise") is born through Act 12, which establishes the Austro-Hungarian Empire.
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Old Thread >>143684653
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>>143772396
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET
In for HOI IV wirr be grorious.
>it's a russia invades the baltic episode
This time, they brought the dutch, the french and the finns.
Half my army is in africa trying to acquire lebensraum.
This may be a problem.
>>143772382
>1453 – Fall of Constantinople: Ottoman armies under Sultan Mehmed II Fatih capture Constantinople after a 53-day siege, ending the Byzantine Empire.
BASED.
This thread is made in the name of Allah, the most gracious, the most merciful.
>>143772396
Dat 10 second delay doe lad
>>143772581
why is allah's name written as a 10 year old penis and balls?
>>143772396
Reminder to kill yourself.
>>143772572
I assume you need to sphere/own all of their cores, some of them are probably held by Ruskies, Chinks or some others
>>143772548
Show Africa. Show all the territory you control.
>>143772581
>53-day siege
believable worlds
This thread is claimed and conquered by Sultan Mehmed II the Conqueror for Allah.
>>143772938
sweet
>>143772938
REMEMBER THE THEODOSIAN WALLS
HOLD THE INFIDEL
REPEL THE INFIDEL
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>>143773038
>white ottomemes
what do I do when china doesn't have to pay me reparations anymore? go to war with them again, have a fuck over china based economy?
>>143772412
yeah I don't know what the fuck is up with that
I have a lot of intellectuals and my education spending is high
>>143772548
After sending 100K mobilized troops without any artillery, the russians quickly make white peace.
Oops.
>>143773038
I agree.
Hold the kafir.
Repel the kafir!
For the Sultan, for Allah, for Muhammad!
Post t*rk/ottomeme memes to celebrante the day byzaboos were finally BTFO
>Today bizaboos BTFO
>Tomorrow the whore of Orleans was raped and burned at the sake for being a disgusting whore
Best two days of the year
>>143773185
Is that you controlling Dai Nam? Of course your literacy is low, you're conquering illiterate people, they're dropping your literacy
Where does the profit from state-owned factories go? I can understand profit from private factories going to the capitalists who then pay part of that in taxes, but shouldn't profit from factories you built (after paying salaries and buying supplies) go to the treasury?
>>143774107
If there are capitalists in your nation they always go to them. If not they go to the craftsmen and clerks working at the factory.
>>143774107
I think it does, or at least that's how it's supposed to work
>>143773185
It didn't drop very much from when I didn't have vietnam to when I did
I'm thinking it's tawain. going around everywhere all japanese pops are around 68% literate
>>143772581
thanks crane
>>143773290
More like this
>>143774230
You have to remember it's the percentage so the number of the pops also affects. I noticed you have two Chink ports and Chinks are illiterate as hell and have huge numbers, they also probably drag you.
Also if this is HPM, you started as one of the Japanese minors. While player always rushes for education AI is retarded and never does that. So other Japanese states never got as high as they could got and that probably also helped in your low literacy
>>143773474
t. beady anglo
Why are mobilized troops so shit?I'm new to Victoria 2
>>143775562
This shouldn't be hard to figure out. You're sending farmers and factory workers to go fight in a war with no training, of course they won't stack up against professional troops.
>>143775562
Army composition.
>>143775710
Should i mix them with my normal armies or make mobilized troops armies and add artillery/cavalry?
>>143775710
Sending thousands of farmers and factory marching to my beat through the Appenines. Millions dead and an army in despair. These young men knee-deep in mud, stuck in a trench with no way out.
Just another day in Vic2
That's the Price of a Mile.
37th for the underdgos:
Harpoon Admiral Edition
Supreme Ruler Ultimate
>>143774613
How does britain always have such good literacy with all of india? or maybe they don't, I've never played as them
it just seems weird as fuck that your research projects are hindered if you have a lot of colonies or such
>>143776387
You shouldn't really be mobilizing that often unless if you know you'll lose if you don't. Some people like to build armies with everything except infantry and then fill them up with mobilized troops, although keep in mind mobilized infantry will always be weaker than infantry you build. Also, mobilization hurts your economy, and so relying on it for every war is a bad idea.
>>143776387
You should try to stay away from mobilizing as much as possible. It's usually a bad idea
>>143775710
This is actually a major fault with Vicky.
During WWI for example, conscripts were actually trained - only Russia refused to train more than a handful of troops and it led to major issues.
In Vic 3 it should be an option of either just forcing them straight into the army for weaker units but much faster mobilization or longer and more expensive training them
HOI3 did conscription better desu
>>143772548
acquires lebensraum and black vagoos
gets banged @home
>>143772581
You are welcome, but OTTOKEKS destroyed a great empire and did a good WERK for the international jew that sad day.
>>143777082
The way I see it, it punishes the player for not having an adequate standing army.
>>143776387
If you're patient enough and your economy handles mobilization at all, sure. The only reason people don't do this as nations that don't have a large standing army (mainly talking about Germany, Russia, the US, Japan, civilized China and the UK) and have enough money stokpiled for over an year of war is either lazyness or large egos.
>>143777082
HoI3 did everything combat related better
Can someone explain why is Prince Philip not King jure uxoris?
>>143777082
They do have training though, experience is not 0 when they pop up, is it? Anyway, they are shit because mobilized armies are full infantry, they lack cannons and horses to make them kill more and die less. A mobilized bunch of infantry with proper cavalry and backline support will perform the same as a professional one
>>143776965
Literacy only counts full states.
>another iron shortage
Every fucking time
>>143777526
But colonies drop your education efficiency. Just tested it in the game, started as Spain, took the first screenshot just at the beginning of the game, took the second after changeownering Morocco to me.
>>143778115
>8
>10
>18
lmao git gud scrub
happy may 29
>>143778272
That's because the percentage of literacy changed actually counts the whole country, while the literacy itself only counts the homeland. It's weird, but that's why your literacy rate on both screens are 12.8%.
>>143778272
It's just da white people keeping a brotha down
What happened to Napoleon lad?
>>143777082
I also really wish Victoria 2 would let me build reserve divisions that reinforced when I mobilized (like HOI 3). I almost never use mobilization because it's such a hassle.
>>143778509
Hmm. So would the literacy at the end of the month would be same? I can't test this now, I just quit V2 and enter MKX. I thought the education eff in the mainland also drops because you're trying to educate more land, making education a little bit harder
>>143779005
I'm fairly certain the tooltip ends up being misleading - the number will show you how much of all your pops (colonial including) will increase literacy overall, but the literacy that matters will only count in non-colonial land.
>>143777082
Vicky 1 had a system of like this, IIRC you used to spend 40 canned food and 40 small arms to train 4 reserve divisions, I think they used to show up as basic bitch infantry, nothing special
>>143778828
Bullied into depression.
>>143779005
Pretty much, education efficiency is calculated per provice. If Madrid has 4% intellectuals for the entirety of the game, it'll have max education efficiency (other than the tech and modifier boosts, of course) for the entirety of the game, even if the rest of the country's provinces (both in the mainland and in colonies) have 1% intellectuals.
The education efficiency you see in the tooltip is just the average of the entire country, which includes both pops and intellectual percentage for each province.
>>143777082
>implying vic3 won't just be simplified combat from EU4
>>143778828
Beady anglo kicked them all out. Napoleon lad, Newpoopan, France mini-mod guy, all gone.
Can anyone recommend something that is pretty comfy, and somewhat low spec, would appreciate lads
>>143780043
I've got the right game for you coming up on June the 6th.
>>143773290
Looks like another subhuman neighbour is about to get its shit kicked in.
HPP gives you the chance to continue the war after initial battles rather than make peace, which I might do since I'm on a roll right now and anime has to spread in all directions.
does anyone have one of them paintable maps of europe with victoria 2 province borders?
>>143780043
FtG
>>143780163
What is it
>>143780320
I have this lying around but I don't know how great the quality is
>>143780282
kek
>>143780320
HPM Version
>>143780535
It's >>143780290 but without the autism, made with love specially for you in Sweden.
To find more, donate to DDRJake's Patreon.
>iron shortage still happening
>no one can produce steel
>no one can produce canned food
>no one can produce anything that requires iron directly or indirectly
Fuck this
When I play CKII as the Gaels in Scotland and I'm trying to conquer Pictland, would the culture automatically blend Irish and Pictish into Scottish?
Do you think there's a chance of us realizing what language group Pictish belongs to and it won't be classified as Brythonic?
>>143780789
But I want autism
>>143780789
Link?
>>143781018
t. butt blasted kraut
>>143778470
>>143781018
This is a great template desu, it's a shame it never took off
>>143781414
https://www.patreon.com/DDRJake?ty=h
look at how little he's getting, he deserves much more.
>>143779869
A*glos ruin everything, don't they?
>Kaiserreich
>Invading Qing as Japan after taking RepChina and Mongolia, and putting down the rebels in Manchuria, Korea and Formosa (guess we'll forget about Transamur).
>Qing Empire went for "How humiliating! Let's sue for peace."
>Qing Empire has accepted our peace offer.
>War cancelled, all lands back to Qing, units teleported to Tokyo.
>We went with Total Conquest is preferable in Qing Empire was defeated.
>+10 dissent.
>Nothing happens.
gr8
>>143781958
kaiserreich the vicky mod or DH mod?
which one should I play by the way
>>143782182
CK2 one
>>143781018
>2016
>Implying the regional borders didn't change this year
Pleb
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Est_fran%C3%A7ais
>>143782182
The one that will come with HoI4 :^)
>>143782326
thgnakes
>>143782350
Germans btfo
Which Minor Nation are you most /hyped/ for?
>>143782350
>>143781018
In english
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Est
>>143782475
Britain
>>143778828
Presuming you're talking about the AAR, nothing happened to it. I posted to the conclusion of the Anglo-French war yesterday, and I just woke up a couple minutes ago. I'll be posting again as soon as I finish breakfast.
>>143782475
>play as colombia
>"oh you're a democracy you can't declare war on other stable democracies!"
>Panama is a democracy
>the US is a democracy
>literally all neighbouring nations are democracies but Brazil
>best you can do as republican Colombia is either stay neutral for the entirety of the game or war fucking Brazil
bravo, Paradox.
>>143782868
who cares about sudacas?
>>143782475
Just mod tech trees in yourselves, goyim, we're too busy sucking Tencent's chinese little prick.
>>143782182
DH.
Vic2 Kaiserreich is a shitty ripoff.
Can someone upload hotfix to ck2 warhammer mod version 0.13.2 apparently there is a bug that ctd you after some 10-15 years. The hotfix is on page 10 of the dll thread on official pdox forum
>>143783158
>Insinuating paracocks won't try to shut down modding once they remove Tibet
>>143783087
Im a colombian, i feel triggered, i thought /gsg/ was a safe space from phoenician haters
>>143783087
>posts picture of Colombia's generic tech tree
>gets surprised when people talk about Colombia
does that EU4 mod where it creates a huge ass country across the whole old world designed to break apart revolts still exist?
Was despot of Serbia and Croatia under the emperor, joined a Independence faction and he let us all go free, these are my borders now. My goal for this game is to revive the Roman empire. Any tips or where I should go?
Sidenote, all my leaders so far have been assassinated or died to severe stress. Current leader killed of his insane dad.
>>143783713
Claim Byzantium before doing anything else.
>>143782868
This sucks, panama is rightful colombian clay.
>>143780290
Some troops are trapped in the middle. I must save them!
>>143783713
Take all of the Balkan Peninsula.
Take all the Islands in the Mediterranean.
>>143783850
>>143783970
Byzantium still to stong. Even when troops are even and I have the advantage terrain I still get fucked.
>>143783943
How the fuck did you get them trapped?
>>143772396
How do you do it?
>>143784671
What's the deal with Bulgaria? Why not conquer them?
Conquer Sardinia, too.
Get some help
>2% chance for a coup in Soviet Russian Republic
>do it
>it worked
and i don't have to make a peace deal now, nice
it makes the civil war a little weird though
>>143772396
>report
>and ignore
>at the same time
This doesn't make any sense and is literally impossible.
Reporting is by its very definition not ignoring.
Is their anyone that has a video series of playing CK2 where they put themselves in a really hard spot but come out on top?
I need good players of CK2.
>>143785159
Truce, for now, I was about to get another dutchy but my dumbass echlesarch converted him.
Only allys are the king of Burgundy and some African Dindu (I sold my aunt after she tried to kill me.) Working to get some sort of alliance with the dukes of Lombardy if I can wit hthe king.
>>143784718
I was distracted by dinner
>>143785282
I've made this point many times. I've said they're mutually exclusive, but the report and ignore autist has never listened. Now I just tell him to kill himself.
>>143785642
>I've made this point many times.
>he didn't react
So he's a shitposter himself?
Inception has nothing agains the depth of shitposting in /gsg/.
What do I do with this pure flower?
>>143785619
>dinner
Fucking casual. I bet you don't even poopsock during Barbarossa.
>>143785915
She your sister?
If so,marry_anyone
>>143783943
Current situation. ROC collapse is imminent. Afterwards, Guangxi and Yunnan will be a stroll in the park. Opted for peace with the Soviet Union not because I'm a weak bitch but because I'm going to fight them after the Khalkin Gol event fires instead.
>>143786437
>playing HOI3
Why are there no games set around the falklands war?
redpill me on /twg/ lads
Huh, I guess the Russians really would have beaten the Germans on their own.
>>143787147
>July 1944
Why is Hoi3 so shit?
>redpill me on /twg/ lads
>>143787351
tips muh lady
>>143787147
>invading the UK as the USA
M A D M A N
>>143787351
It will forever be tainted with Warhammer.
History is kill.
>>143708268
Following the end of the Anglo-French war, the populace was left hungry, factories were left derelict or insufficiently expanded to account for an influx of starving craftsmen eager to ply their trade to feed their families, and the luxury goods market worldwide had crashed due to the three largest economic blocs in the world--France, Britain, and the United States--simultaneously fighting. Unemployment in France alone increased almost 1% during the span of the emergency taxation measures, as factory workers found their goods overpriced for public purchase, and new workers found that overtaxed factory owners could not invest sufficient capital to hire new men.
Therefore, Napoleon V was quick to reduce taxes to the lowest levels France had ever seen, to restore typical payment levels to the officers and to soldiers, and to subsidize the expansion or creation of dozens of new factory complexes to cut down on the industrial langor which France was experiencing following her newest victory. Some argued that a market crash was around the corner following the collapse of the British and their legendary lust for goods, but Napoleon V was firmly confident that French citizens, with the benefit of limited taxation, could easily take the place of the British as the major consumer base of the world market.
Germany is now calling me into their war against the Soviet Union.
I'm thinking of declining because I have my own ambitions, and I'm already helping them a lot by keeping the UK off their back.
>>143785912
>So he's a shitposter himself?
Yes, it's not uncommon for the janny to delete his post.
>>143787954
Was there really an economic crash or was it just you taxing the shit out of the population during the war?
>>143782475
suomi,isämmaa,tuonela
I've just read the last EU development diary and institutions seem interesting.
You need money to adopt them once enough provinces have them so mana is slowly becomig less relevant. I think it's a step in the right direction but I'm sure it'll be buggy as fuck and removing tech groups will cause a shitton of issues.
>>143788184
Both. Taxation led to a reduction in the demand for all goods, as did me occupying the shit out of Britain, Canada, etc. It's led to a worldwide luxury goods crash.
>>143783210
pedophile
>>143783438
It's ok, Paradox will have their homosex mods and /gsg/ will get their Historical mods were Nazis aren't evil baby eaters
Anyone here play/played Distant Worlds Universe?
If so, do you guys know of a way to change how the font is displayed? Pic related.
I'm trying to learn the game but this shit is downright incomprehensible.
My eyesight isn't the greatest but it's not like I'm playing on a huge screen or anything, 23" Asus at 1920x1080.
Pls help
>>143788106
Help them nigger
>>143788106
Germany's done for, senpai.
How did you manage to join the Axis as the USA ?
Did you cheat ?
>>143788857
also im retarded and forgot pic, big sorry
>>143786375daughterfu
>>143789052
Stellaris has its own thread faggot
>>143789052
>>>/stelg/
>>143787954
Although the Austrians failed to achieve victory in their war to re-establish the Bavarian monarchy, their willingness to fight for Bavarian freedom--and, to be sure, their long occupation of Bavarian national provinces, and the consequent starvation conditions and radicalization this led to, which Hitler's bumbling government in Berlin could do nothing to stop--has led conservative Bavarians to rise up in their tens of thousands to re-establish the monarchy, now under the exiled Crown Prince, Rupprecht.
Although Hitler's government has not been constrained by the disarmament conditions of the Second Treaty of Berlin for years, its long war with Austria has prevented its economy from recovering, and indeed has even served to further weaken the already-faltering German agricultural production. This has only accelerated in the course of 1928 with the worldwide economic slump, and as a consequence Hitler has been completely incapable of financing even a single significant army.
Although Hitler sent in the 5th Army under Bernhard von Hindenburg--the same radical Fascist who attempted to save Drexler from capture whilst Berlin was encircled in the Franco-German-War--Hindenburg has been defeated and forced to retreat to Berlin for reinforcement. It appears as though what the Austrians could not do, the Bavarians themselves may accomplish.
>>143789339
What's the point of that buffer duchy? Planes can just fly over. I don't understand.
>>143789141
Oh.
Well, in that case, you should probablymarry_anyone EVEN HARDER.
>>143789202
>>143789251
The fuck does Stellaris have to do with Distant Worlds?
>>143787954
Please free Scotland and Wales from the tyranny of the Eternal Anglo
>>143781319
Yes. Picts will change to Scottish.
I have no idea what you're talking about. There's only one thing that i use to define celts. Celts and non-celts.
>>143786437
Okay, here we go. For real, this time.
>>143772382
>1453 – Fall of Constantinople: Ottoman armies under Sultan Mehmed II Fatih capture Constantinople after a 53-day siege, ending the Byzantine Empire.
>>143789539
You just got meme'd on son
>>143789504
>violating the airspace of a neutral country
>>143788992
>How did you manage to join the Axis as the USA ?
>Did you cheat ?
Only if you count save scumming as cheating, but the thing I was save scumming to avoid was bullshit, so I don't feel bad about doing it.
At the start of the game, I began to align myself to the Axis while increasing threat to my nearby neighbors like Canada, Mexico, UK, and so on. I remained on very friendly terms with the members of the Axis, trading a lot to certain countries like Japan.
Eventually, as I was waiting for my neutrality to lower and the threat of my neighbors to increase, I had the opportunity to declare war on Canada. So, I did. I wasn't a member of the Axis at the time, but this put me at war with the entire Allied faction anyway. Part of the reason I made this choice was because the UK on a couple occasions had started to influence my country to bring it into the allies, and that was stronger than my own progress to the Axis. They didn't do it for long before they gave up, but I wanted to make sure I could join keep making progress to the Axis.
While slowly making my way through Canada, some bullshit happened. Japan took a decision or had an event or something that put them at war with me and made me auto-join the Allies. So, I was allied with the UK and everyone else in a war against Japan while being at war with the UK and everyone else at the same time. Also, I had a strong relationship with Japan up to this point and was supplying them with a lot of resources, so I simply don't consider it reasonable for this to have happened.
This is where I began to savescum. This event didn't happen on any particular day, so I was able to slowly make my way through time by saving and reloading. Eventually, my alignment with the Axis grew high enough that I was able to join the faction, at which point the event would no longer trigger.
>>143788194
why is anime so cancerous?
Is MEIOU&Taxes actually good?
>>143789864
> white turk
>>143785614
dutchy. XD littley netherlands trap girl
>mfw trying BlackICE for the first time
Alright lads I made the inital decision for the Illinois Confederation and a few other decisions that relate to their dissolution if some specific things happen. I'll make the rest of the civilization flavor decisions after I do some quick flavor for France
For France I want a day one event that pretty much asks the player how they want their France to work. They can choose to either stay as the French empire or to gradually release land that isn't related to the Rhineland, but when everything past the Rhine is returned, I want the player to have some events that pop up relating to immigration to the Rhineland area opening up with a French immigration program, and another that fortifies the border provinces. Both will be really simple to add, but should be fun for the player
>>143789504
In-universe, the Duchy of the Rhineland is a non-militarized zone inside Germany, ruled over by the Prince of France, but still a German-speaking territory with German officials and a German army. It's basically what the Rhineland was in our timeline, except overtly ruled over by a French monarch and used as a buffer zone.
Partly it's what >>143790104 said--to strike at France, you have to violate a "neutral" country--but it's also a buffer zone to be used to monitor German troop movements and to prevent German forces from immediately striking at French cities in the event of war. If a war were to happen, France could move forces into the Rhineland before Germany could move through the Rhineland into France, thereby protecting French sovereignty and her core territories.
Also, keep in mind, France has a much larger air force than Germany does. Germany has been in decline since the 1840s, and has been dismantled twice. I wasn't kidding when I said Hitler could barely raise an army.
>>143789542
Don't worry, Nappy V isn't all too happy the Scots and Welsh chose unity with Britain over independence. There will be another war on their behalf.
>>143789847
Pathetic!
>>143790646
it exists in my chinese cartoons
>>143788194
Do people actually watch these things?
>>143790940
>fighting in the Far East as Japan
having nightmares about the infrastructure already
>>143789339
Unfortunately for Bavarian monarchists and their cheering Austrian allies, their independence movement is doomed to failure.
Supposedly Hitler, in a rage, ordered all available units to be attached to von Hindenburg's group, to "strike down the Bavarian rebellion as rapidly as is possible!" With this influx of reinforcements, von Hindenburg was able to intercept the monarchist leader, Viktor Eisner, and wholly eradicate his forces.
Rumors in France circulate that the nervous Fascist dictator ordered von Hindenburg to use poison gas on the rebels to ensure that all of them were slaughtered, and a few members of AF suggest using this as an excuse to intervene in the German situation once again.
To this, Napoleon V refuses. "If the damnfool is gassing his own people, who am I to stop him?" the Emperor asked. "He's doing precisely what we'd like him to."
>>143791571
>Implying "Bavarian" Jews are German
>Implying they're Hitler's people
It's a bit late to save Germany, but at least Hitler finally turned on the gas.
>>143783674
anyone?
>>143791921
Just annex all countries you want with console command into one country and watch.
So any german here who activated a EU version of HoI4?
>>143792341
yes that will work, i forgot about that, thanks senpai
>>143792559
What the fuck are you posting? I don't get it
>>143791571
To the shock of Napoleon V, in early June 1929, he receives a handwritten note from King George V requesting an alliance between their powers.
"My Empire is gone and my nation is now left isolated, weakened, and poor. This is the fault of the French, and you will forgive me if I say that we should have executed all the Bonapartes to the last in 1815 when we had the chance, should we have desired true peace.
"Yet we did not, and this is the world we must now live in. I despise you and what your state stands for, but a King does not balk at doing what he must for the good of his people. It is clear that you have well and truly done what the first Napoleon could not, namely: you have created a Continental System which will withstand the test of time.
"Britain cannot survive isolated economically any longer. We do not possess the colonies or the wealth to do so following your disastrous invasion. Though it wounds me to say it, I request French protection for my state, and an inclusion into the French economic sphere. France would undoubtedly profit greatly from easy access to our goods."
Although some might have expected Joseph to be thrilled at the news, he is not. "This is some Germanic plot," the Emperor told Maurras warily, "some ploy to put our guard down and allow the Saxon to recover his strength. I will not accept it... and now I am doubly concerned about the prospect of leaving the British alone on Albion."
Napoleon V wrote back to George V, a much more terse note and entirely more to the point: "I despise you as well, as I despise all Germans. I confined you to your isle by purpose: stay there, out of all others' affairs, and you will have peace from France. But you will never have her protection."
?>>143785386
>Is th where they put themselves in a really hard spot but come out on top?
>I need good players of CK2.
Is their anyone that has a video series of playing CK2 where they put themselves in a really hard spot but come out on top?
I need good players of CK2.
>>>143785386
>Is their anyone that has a video series of playing CK2 where they put themselves in a really hard spot but come out on top?
>I need good players of CK2.
Is their anyone that has a video series of playing CK2 where they put themselves in a really hard spot but come out on top?
I need good players of CK2.
>>>143785386
>Is their anyone that has a video series of playing CK2 where they put themselves in a really hard spot but come out on top?
>I need good players of CK2.
Is their anyone that has a video series of playing CK2 where they put themselves in a really hard spot but come out on top?
I need good players of CK2.
>>143785386
>Is their anyone that has a video series of playing CK2 where they put themselves in a really hard spot but come out on top?
>I need good players of CK2.
Is their anyone that has a video series of playing CK2 where they put themselves in a really hard spot but come out on top?
I need good players of CK2.
>>143793003
>which will withstand the test of time
(in-universe) we'll see what the globalist banking consortium has to say about that once asia gets nice and caught up
get ready to bend over backward appeasing minority groups, frenchie
>>143793158
cordialement, a*glo
>>143792678
Shoukoku no Altair aka EU4:Alternate Universe Manga
where basically >holy>roman>empire and Ottomans switches its roles
>>143793293
Seems crappy.
>>143793293
>>143792678
also some characters are /gsg/ incarnate
>>143793538
stop this bullshit
>>143790940
I'm tempted to make peace and then changeowner all of Sakhalin over to myself. Or just simply make peace. What do you think, /gsg/?
>>143793158
Refugees welcome
>>143793606
>cheating in gsg
>>143793605
what bullshit?
>>143793606
Continue you fag
>>143793538
the last thing we need is manga shilling. and shitty ones at that.
>mentally ill degenerate weebs shitting up the thread again
>>143793003
In spite of Joseph's brusque response to George V's request, he is privately deeply concerned about what the "Hanoverian devil," as Napoleon V commonly refers to him, could be planning.
The first possibility which occurs to his mind is an alliance with the United States, Britain's former colony. With trade restrictions in Canada lifted following the Anglo-French war and New England once again prospering, Napoleon V is concerned that America's new President, Herbert Hoover, might rethink the French alliance.
Desperate to maintain a working relationship with the second-strongest power on the planet, Napoleon V arranges a summit in Paris to discuss their alliance, to sign trade agreements and, in general, to bolster American/French relations. Maurras wished to be placed in charge of the affair, but Napoleon V is privately concerned that his long-serving Prime Minister is accumulating somewhat too much power--he instead appoints Pujo, another senior AF official and party founder, to the task.
Thankfully for France, the summit is an incredible success. A wavering Hoover was convinced that an alliance with the world's strongest and most economically dynamic power was the wisest course of action, and any British alliance with America was seriously forestalled.
>>143793819
they even has not-Vlad the impaler in the manga
>>143793970
its actually good though
>>143794649
>those casualties
>they lost anyway
lmao faggots
>>143794013
You'd better get #1 Industry before 1936
>>143793734
>playing gsg
>on grand shitposting general
>>143794649
>it has battles
>good
>XD
Please stop.
>>143787062
There are though.
>>143788194
>steering wheel in a tank
>>143794884
The US's industrial capacity alone is over 1,000 more than mine is, and Britain's is over 1,500 (although that might well change soon).
This game was about trying to integrate the Rhine, not about trying to be great at industry. It sucks that I'm so far behind, but that's just the way it's gonna be.
>>143795563
Will you at least kill off Germany for good?
>>143795682
They're pretty dead, anon.
I wanted to genocide the minorities in France, I've been wanting to do it since the beginning of this playthrough, but I haven't been able to flip Fascist. I might well just need to suck it up and accept whatever level of integration I've currently managed.
>>143795939
Just fire facist revolution via the console
>>143794013
>only 6 years left
Anon, you're gonna have to pull off some crazy shit to make Napoleon V as fucked up as you presented him when he ascended to the throne. All he's done is wreck the Germans and the British.
>>143795939They're not dead enough
>>143794948
>XD
who are you quoting?
>wake up
>see date
>29/05
>mfw
Which game should I pick to genocide these fucking roaches to avenge the fall of the 2200 years old glorious grandfather of Europa?
>>143796621
EUIII, lad.
Do it for Christendom.
Reminder that this thread is made in the name of Allah, the most gracious, the most merciful.
>>143796621
fuck off gayreek
>>143796621
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/shoukoku-no-altair-r1094
read this instead
>>143796621
CK2. 1337 start date. Kill them in their crib.
>>143796621
CK2, wiping islam off the map is the best.
>>143797029
Does it have porn
>>143794013
In early 1930, George V's government is wracked by dual catastrophes: a general rising of British Fascists led by disillusioned ex-Labour MP Oswald Mosley, and an invasion of Britain by their once-friends Ireland, seeking the forced independence of their "fellow Celts" in the state of Wales.
George V once again begs Napoleon V for aid to maintain his government, warning that he is a moderating factor compared to the radical forces now at play within Britain, but Napoleon V ignores him. "Britain can become as radical as she likes; it will not stop France. It will not even slow us down. She no longer possesses the power to resist us. As for the Irish: they only do what I would do myself, in freeing the bound Celts from the boot-heel of the Saxon."
George V is forced to mobilize exhausted British reserves in response, and to hope that he might somehow be able to beat back both the Fascists and the Irish who knock at his door.
>>143796621
EU4
Wake up the Marble Emperor.
>>143796935
Mudslime detected
>>143797081
I second this,
DEUS FUCKING VULT!
So does anyone use espionage besides fabricate claim?
>>143797193
Give money to the Irish.
>>143782868
>not just flipping to fascist
Why would you want to stay a democracy anyways
>>143796265
Nah, they're contained. That's all Nappy V wants for Germans--those outside of France, anyway.
>>143796098
>>143796104
Yea, that's a point. I was considering covering his crazy shit in a DH mod port, but desu that probably won't ever happen and certainly won't happen soon, so maybe I should just go Fascist and do my crazy shit now.
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10345840
>>143797424
Good point, done.
>>143797483
Inmigrants:^)
>>143796935
roach detected
>>143797184
sadly no
>>143797523
I voted no, but if you can manage to justify it well enough through roleplaying, go ahead.
>>143785915
Leave her the fuck alone m8
>>143797523
i voted yes family but please come up with a good reason for it. It won't really make sense with everything going perfectly for france and fascists rising up because ???
This day in history, May 29th:
1453 – Fall of Constantinople: Ottoman armies under Sultan Mehmed II Fatih capture Constantinople after a 53-day siege, ending the Byzantine Empire.
not like this
>>143797985
>>143798216
I definitely can. Napoleon V has surpassed Napoleon I, brought Europe under effective French dominance, has secured permanent French control of the Rhine, AF has been in control of the government for ten years and has slowly been eroding constitutionalism and has been pouring out loads of propaganda for Nappy V, etc.
Desu I've just been waiting for the event to fire to explain how AF took control. It's not going to be a hostile coup, it's going to be a parliamentary coup wherein the AF coalition basically gives Napoleon V (and the party) total control of the state.
http://poal.me/40r55o
http://poal.me/40r55o
http://poal.me/40r55o
http://poal.me/40r55o
Why don t we make a mod for hoi4 that we can enjoy the game ?
>>143798771
Because faggots won't leak it
>>143798434
Alright, although it's a little closer than I'd like it to be, it seems like the consensus is to fire the Fascist Coup event, so I'll do that and post shortly....can somebody help me find the event ID for it? I legitimately can't find it.
>>143799336
event 60030
>>143799336
event 60000 friend
>>143799336
60110
>>143799336
event 800815
>>143799336
I believe it's 60030 for fascists.
>>143799336
event 1488
>BRITTANIA
>once the greatest empire earth has witnessed
circa 2016:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2nXkpOVbsk
>>143798556
why the all the hate anon?
>>143799965
The price of empire, my friend.:^)
>>143799668
>>143799823
Thanks anons, it's done.
What does that "Current Wars" negative modifier in Vicky even means?
Lost nearly all my alliances because of it.
>>143800187
>not even a single qt dressed as Churchill
>not even a single qt dressed as the british armada
>not even a single qt singing The Sash
you deserve all the pakis
>>143800650
prepare for le wars of containment meme
>>143797193
>>143799336
>>143800612
Unfortunately though I'm really tired and I don't think I can do this explanation justice tonight, so I'm going to end for today. I know I didn't get very far, but explaining this next partand the leadup to genocidewell is really important to me, since it's the culmination of this campaign.
I'll be back tomorrow, and I promise we'll at least get as far as genocide.
>>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i
>>[V2] - unHPM v1.3.1
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx
>>[V2] - 7 Years v0.3
http://pastebin.com/tsPsr70u
>>[V2] - Robmod v2.5
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi
>>[V2] - Visegradmod v3.2
http://pastebin.com/C8swKB9t
>> Updated Waggler Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB
>>143801142
Danke Kobra
>>143800836
I have 8 infamy m8.
Remember that Constantinople fell because one of the soldiers forgot to lock the gate.
Today, we remember that one fucking idiot that changed the course of history.
>>143801142
>HRE
>country
sasuga cobra
>>143801142
Fuck off back to your steamgroup
>>143801142
Based Cobra
>>143801142
Merci Serpent
>>143801393
>Kaiser Willy
Thats unHPM
>>143801340
Byzantium had been on decline for centuries m8
>>143801142
Obrigado Cobra
>>143801340
Byzantium was doomed either way
>>143801340
As much as I'm fond of the Eastern Roman Empire, it was pretty much a lost cause since the fourth crusade.
>>143801526
>>143801593
>>143801650
It doesn't fucking matter, because none of you know what would've happened if the Ottomans siege of Constantinople had failed.
are world of X lads more autistic than /gsg/?
>>143801742
It wouldn't, byzantium was a failed state and it was a matter of time for the fall of constantinople
>>143801874
Okay, but to who? That's what matters.
Hey you lot, /agdg/ here. I am currently working on a grand strategy at the moment. It is somewhat like a mix between victoria 2 and Crusader Kings 2 at the mement, set during the first half of EU4's time line roughly (1500-1648).
Basically, I want to know what features you feel would be necessary to make an experience satisfying to play in context to the time period. POP systems, religions, and titles are already planned on top of the basics and some more unique features.
Wish and you may well receive.
>>143801948
To the turks
The siege wouldn't end because they built a fort in the other side of the canal
how much harder could podcat get?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEXIrH2_2So
>>143802051
nato counters
>>143801948
Gee, I wonder who else could have taken Constantinople if the siege in 1453 failed...
>>143801340
>>143801742
Just a reminder that the locked gates would have given enough time for John Hunyadi to arrive and relieve the city
>>143801340
So he sped up the fall by about a month.
Even so, that wanker is burning in hell so what does it matter?
>>143801340
They would just blast the walls if they didn't breach the gate
>>143801243
>>143800650
Who are you at war with?
It's hard to measure, so just use your common sense. Sphereing and allying Siam to later declare war against the Qing will obviously make them afraid of keeping your alliance, same goes to allying, say, Portugal while Spain is still a Great Power, then declaring war against a Spanish sphereling will already add the modifier, even if Spain didn't yet intervene, and so on. Not to mention the usual Great Wars and so on.
What war are you in?
So, whats more fun:
Total War: Warhammer or Stellaris?
>>143802453
Wrong thread but also wrong thread
>>143802051
>no die rolls pls
>stop the ''''''''''''real-time''''''''' meme -- you're paused for the most time anywayvicky2 map-design
>>143802453
Wrong thread for either game
Try /twg/ or /4xg/
>>143802453
Wrong thread, wrong thread and wrong board.
We are so ready for the scramble
>>143802051
Do you need people?
>>143802158
In the 16th century?
I like NATO counters too, I'm just not sure how that'd work
>>143802549
So just set outcomes based off of unit types?
>>143801393
I love seeing my posts getting capped by the R&I
>>143802742
>In the 16th century?
Yes
>>143802051
Why 1648? The Peace of Westphallia?
>>143802734
Best game being posted after Napoleon today 2bh
>>143802734
What are you aiming for? Draw some autistic plans for us.
>>143802741
Not yet, I have some design documents and code written surrounding the sizes of duchies and bishoprics. It will be a few months before I need artists. I have enough reading material to last me months too
>>143802886
Yes, religion and the splintering of catholicism into randomly generated protestant cults will be a big part. Westphalia ended a lot of the religious conflict so kinda kills a lot of the interesting parts of the game.
>>143802742
just making sure the combat isn't memeable in /gsg/ is good sign
>>143803065
Might wanna check Voltaire's Nightmare for EU4. It has a maddening amount of counties, so it might help you when modeling the HRE.
>>143802905
>it's the only game posted today other than Napoleonaboo's
>>143802451
I'm Germany, declared war against Sokoto, Denmark, Lithuania, Romania and Austria-Hungary broke the alliance.
>>143803065
Well, we trust in you to save the GS genre.
Pls do tech spreading, like in CK1 and the new institution mechanics that they're going to add in EU4, not a mana/money dumpster
>>143803315
So how exactly would that be avoidable? While dice rolls like in EU4 are terrible, at the same time I would like to be able to simulate situations like that one crazy last stand those croats did against the ottomans when suleiman died.
>>143803361
Will give it a look
>>143802720
Now your just trying to fuck with me Seriously, whats the issue? Has this happened for anyone in the past? Its not breaking the site but if this is a new thing i am slightly worried that this could just be the beginning of either some bigger coding malfunction on the new owners end, or the servers are getting fucked and 4chan will crash again
>>143803402
Is Sokoto in someone's sphere? Do they have at least one nation with friendly/cordial relations?
I think it bugs out and you get nearly the biggest penalty possible (-250 I think?) when you declare war against certain uncivs though.
>>143803548
I was thinking something more close to stellaris, in that tech is less a set tree and more random, although somewhat structured. So for instance, Mauritian infantry wouldn't exist without the crazy mess that was the eighty years war, while in EU4 it is railroaded. It would be interesting to see combat and civil tech evolve in a more chaotic way.
>>143803690
What's really stupid in EU4's combat aren't the dice rolls, but the really retarded manner in which every combat in every age is like the fucking battle of the Somme and months instead of the few hours, at most days, that all pre-WW1 battles lasted.
I'm playing Carlist Spain in kaiserreich, I won the civil war and got an alliance with the French Empire, Portugal and the Italian Federation.
Should I take the decision to invade France, and if not what should I do?
>>143802051
>set during the first half of EU4's time line roughly (1500-1648)
>>143804025
I would need to give it a bit more thought, I was thinking of having a large amount of unit variety though, as opposed to just 3 types.
>>143804163
Well, it worked in pike and shotte and that game is fun as fuck
>>143804038
That looks fucking retarded as shit.
>>143804025
>>143804330
And lasts months instead of a few hours.*
It's pretty much the reason why GSG combat is so damn unpredictable and just seems to make no sense in general. Obviously it isn't a problem in the end of Victoria 2; nor is the HOI3 combat system bad.
You seem to know what you're doing, so godspeed anon.
>>143803374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
>>143804342
Should I not annex kiev and maybe make a puppet ukraine instead? I don't wanna expand into Germany any further.
>>143804453
Thanks, I just need to put more thought into combat and it should work OK.
>>143804038
>>143804342
I like his blob. Also, where are all your POPs? are there really 6M POPs in those provinces? Or are you doing some sort of Hainan pro strats.
>>143803952
Talking about Stellaris, would a "ship designer" mechanic work with the time? Basically you "design" your troops, like selecting a rifle model, pikes and cannons, based maybe on the materials your country produces/trades with variables such as weight, time to reload and that kind of stuff.
>>143802051
Realistic trade mechanics since trade was a very important aspect in that timeline.
>>143804453
i would make unpredictability lose effectiveness through the years as technological advantages start to become insurmountable by morale, heroism, leadership and etc
>>143804534
Go for this IMO, and release puppet Poland or your borders will look terrible.
Black=annex, red=puppet.
For for Colonies in the Far East and don't blob too much into Africa.
>>143802734
In my experience, you'll get a bunch of great powers declaring war on people you're meant to protect before you get the events to inherit them
>>143804773
That sounds quite complicated, it would need a lot of work, and feature creep is a thing I want to avoid. What I have thought out at the moment is having some basic units (trayned bands or whatever), and then each county or duchy or bishopric or whatever has a unique unit.
For instance, Zurich would have special keil units, Southern wales would have fantastic longbowmen. You could recruit out of pops in those counties to make those special units.
>>143804992
I would have to read a lot more about that, haven't given that much thought to it.
>>143805056
That could be an interesting mechanic, maybe more comparison of technology?
We get cyprus in the congress. How fortunate!
>>143805056
I'd argue that those things only really get really effective with machine guns, to be honest. The general european superiority worldwide was more linked to just being able to organize shit properly than decent weapons or shit like that. Battles were fought more or less in the same manner until repeatable rifles; it's why China only got beaten over when the Qing administration was so shitty they couldn't even field armies properly anymore.
>>143805354
Post pops
>>143805354
What about african plans? Do you have any?
>>143805451
administration is still a science:^)
>>143805318
>and then each county or duchy or bishopric or whatever has a unique unit.
So kind of like Medieval 2 TW?
>>143805739
It really is, to be honest. Not disagreeing with you, just saying that is should be less "new muskets" and more "new parliaments/absolute monarchies".
>>143805318
how are you going to do the AI of a gsg by yourself lad?
>>143805765
Medieval 2 didn't have that, medieval 1 did. Sort of, dominions 4 is probably a little bit closer. Again, this isn't really set in stone at this point.
>>143805884
Probably going to be the most difficult part. I am going to order a bunch of books, read them, learn the theory and try to implement something good.
Either way, it will be easier than making client server multiplayer.
>>143797193
Do you have all the text, screenshots and last save uploaded somewhere?
I'll probably be bored enough next week to try and port it over to DH. Probably using KR as base for all the extra ministers and leaders.
>>143805238
Yes well, I'm sure they'll try.
>>143805318
I always thought having unit movement be on a grid like in total war games would be dope as fuck, instead of janky ass province based unit movement. I mean of course you'd still have provinces but as administrative units, and there would be a central fort to siege but you'd be able to maneuver armies around.
>>143806404
I was thinking of keeping the province based movement. However, the provinces would be so small (Like, a village and a few fields), and be subordinate to larger titles, like duchies. With any luck that would avoid the need for free movement, and you could do more HOI 3 level maneuvers with renaissance armies while still leaving the tactical business of combat to the AI.
>>143802405
Lol, did the turks make a movie to glorify the conquest of Constantinople?
Why do my troops suddenly drop the ''looting'' tag in CK2? So I'm by the english channel, looting counties one by one, when suddenly after moving to a new place to loot, the ''looter'' tag above my army is gone, while the looter tag on my boats is still there. Why does this happen?
When does the orthodox religion get Holy holy orders?
>>143806284
Do we let belgium have its share of the pie, or do we stake our own claim? We got senegal and West Galicia from the quick curbstomping of the russian-french alliance.
>>143806961
Is it a surprise for any country to make a movie about a major event in its history, especially one it is proud of?
>>143807127
maybe they can carry a limited amount of gold?
>>143807269
Yeah, The British have made several films about the falklands war.
>>143807265
On my experience, no matter what you choose, they'll get the Congo anyway.
>>143807680
When I tried it, sardinia piedmont got it.
>can't find any paracuck programmer on github to stalk
>>143808081
>paradox
>wanting free software
Johan is a jew
please leak hoi4, I don't care if it's unfinished
>>143808467
You can already play it with DLC, its called east vs west.
who /alexposter/ here?
>>143806961
Yes and the greeks got extremely butthurt
The movie is pretty good too
>>143807357
They're not the ones who carry the gold, they put it in the ships, and their capacity wasn't full yet. Same thing happened just now, only this time the first place I wanted to loot after raising my troops I was unable to do so, what teh fuck is happening.
Thanks to that anon who recommended me The Guild. I now successfully manage a prostitution emporium and run a ring of pubs that serve illegally smuggled Grog and Rum, coupled with me taxing the shit out of ordinary peasants with my mercenaries enacting road tolls. I also murdered my way into the Jailor council office, so the city guard is on my side now too. I'll be Mayor in no time.
>>143809370
wrong thread bucko
>>143809528
There is no general for The Guild.
>>143809664
not my problem, you can only post Victoria 2, Hearts of Iron 3, Crusader Kings 2 and Europa Universalis 4 in /gsg/.
>>143809370
t. Rob
>>143809528
t. Alex Grandi
>>143809815
t. Cobra
>>143809815
*sigh*
Okay then, here's my Stellaris game that I've been playing so far
This Xanyr Clusterfuck Conglomerate is getting out of fucking hand. Two of them got some random ass areas in the blue territory for some reason.
God damn I really have to take over this place before they multiply again.
>>143791240
it was so retarded you cant pass your armies through half the territory even new zealand you have to invade british india through a huge detour. I spent a shitload of ic building infrastructure too but doesnt matter
>>143811069
This thread is so dead ever since Stellaris came out lmao
listening to Illinois by Sufjan while fighting the ACW is comfy
>>143807253
Anyone?
>>143811224
You lost, bobo. Give it up.
>>143806258
An anon is compiling all of them, and he said he'd release when I finished.
As for porting it, that'd be great. At the very least I can use your base to work on mine later if I choose to do so. My biggest concern is that I'd want realistic blocs, alliances, events, etc. so I'd be adding a lot of custom shit on my own.
The evidence:
>Arkhometha pic leads to a Picasa user of the same name with the same pic.
>This user also has the name of Alex Grandi.
>Grandi.
>Rio Grandi do Sul is a brazilian province, probably named after the powerful Grandi family.
>Arkhometha from the paradox forums said he came from a third world country and that he was mugged at least once.
>So Alex Grandi definitely comes from Brazil. Previous evidence of Arkhometha being circassian, argentinian, boer, kurdish, armenian, greek, and uighur dismissed.
>Two possibilities, Alexander or Alexandra Grandi.
>A facebook profile of a brazilian professor matches the evidence.
>So it's more likely Alexander.
>Alex still doesn't admit it.
>India
>>143812474
>Arkhometha from the paradox forums said he came from a third world country and that he was mugged at least once.
>So Alex Grandi definitely comes from Brazil.
kek
>>143813149
pretty realistic bollywood is a global phenomenon and indian culture is exported all over the world look top film of 2008 was slumdog millionaire then 2012 was life of pi so dont bloody say im wrong ok
>try that NWO mod again
>get an event where a puppet declares independence
>declare war on them. occupy them, turn them back into puppet
>they go bankrupt one day later, cancelling puppet status
>it'd be breaking truce to attack them again
How do you people manage to play this shit
>>143813320
Either that or South Africa. The genius of HPM, and the sheer skill required to mod victoria 2 means he has to be white, and the only third world countries that have whites are Brazil and South Africa.
I have enough reddit mana to post on /r/paradoxplaza, would should I post there to stir shit?
>>143813724
>Brazilians are white
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post...
>>143813617
You mean the bankrupt puppet event? You can choose to keep them as a puppet by picking the status quo option. With the first option you're actually trying to annex them.
>>143814285
t. doesn't even know about rio grande do sul
Right lads, who's ready to continue a mega meme? Here's the borders that I cleaned up and I sorted out the shitty technology groups too, took fucking ages.
Right lads, who's ready to continue a mega meme? Here's the borders that I cleaned up and I sorted out the shitty technology groups too, took fucking ages.
>>143814895
You don't want to see what I saw when I first opened the converted save lad, it was fucking horrifying
>>143814895
What did he mean by this?
Right lads, who's ready to continue a mega meme? Here's the borders that I cleaned up and I sorted out the shitty technology groups too, took fucking ages.
>>143815086
I believe it is a commentary on the degeneracy of modern society, constructed through careful extrapolation based on historical trends.
>>143813597
Spot on lad
Shame I couldn't give them a harder time with the culture industry because I can only have 32 factories.
Isn't is possible to mod so there's 10 or 12 factory slots per state? It'd fit this broken mod perfectly desu.
>>143815557
>that fucking feather flag frame
>>143814680
Will you keep playing with Navarra?
769, 867 or 1066, lads?
Rate my industry lads
>>143815706
Yesbut I might change to a Navarran colony later on if they have a decent chance for independence
>>143812474
Stfu autist. If thus bullshit is true, why doesnt he have pictures of his trips to Europe?
>>143815014
It always baffles me to ser Shenryyr's borders, not only because they contain an egregious amount of blobbing, but mostly because that blobbing is completely nonsensical. I mean, why did he conquer that little bit of land near Romania? It isn't even connected to the rest of his stuff. It just triggers my autism in so many levels.
Think I should convert to the Lord of Light or stay Valyrian
>>143815907
>united
>not by the best Korea
Shame on you.
>>143815465
>no rebels in Abkhazia and Ossetia
>no rebels in western Uzbekistan
>fully Spanish Al Rif
>Israel not controlling the West Bank militarily
>Israeli Gaza
>no rebels controlling literally all provinces in Libya
>those Ukranian-Polish borders
t. autism pro
>>143816107
Gays are mentally ill so
>>143816107
I don't think that spot of transylvania is his.
>>143816180
Fire and blood or bust. Also, how good is that mod nowadays? I haven't played it since like way of life
>>143816412
It isn't? Oh. Still the point stands, his russian lands aren't connected to the rest of his stuff.
>>143816180
>game of shit
Go back to tumblr, you dumb fucking redditor.
>>143816107
>why did he conquer that little bit of land near Romania?
If you look closer, it's a whiter shade. Possibly South German patriots in Banat who enforced the release of a mini Austria there?
Vanilla is so retarded tbqh
>>143816412
I like it more now actually
Colonizing is a lot easier to do now, its not a shitty chore.
Shit is a lot more easier to deal with and the menus aren't a huge mess.
I haven't experienced a single ctd yet which I always got before
>>143816589
By that logic over half of >>>/tv/ are dumb fucking redditors who should go back to tumblr.
>>143816561
His Russia is probably connected to another string of conquered regions stretching back to the Pacific
>>143801393
I say to you, my loyal Yugoslavians, that we are stronger than ever. Not a thread goes by where our venerable organization is mentioned, and the cries of "t. Cobra" ring out post after post when a zesty meme is made. Perhaps we are not quite the same as when we first began, but that is by design. Indeed, that is what makes us great! Through constant change, we thus ensure that we never grow stale and fade away.
The steemgruppe, gsgmp, and even ancient figures such as the mighty Kojak have begun to dissappear in irrelevancy, forgotten due to their failure to adapt to a changing /gsg/. In contrast, Radical Yugoslavia remains just as prominent a group on the /gsg/ scene as when we first began.
Whether covert or more obvious, our guerilla meme-operations continue unceasing, much to the consternation of our old-time rival, the Janny aka Report and Ignore autist. True, the Discord group has risen to challenge our power on the grand strategy stage, but I have the utmost confidence that they shall soon enough fall, while we progress unscathed.
These are troubled times for /gsg/, and it is essential now that we do not falter. Through our watchful eyes and active hands, we shall forge a bold path for /gsg/ in spite of all foes. Radical then, Radical now, Radical Forever, we Radical Yugoslavians shall never die!
t. Cobra
>>143816616
Speaking of Austria getting raped by rebels...
>>143816658
Neat. Last I remember playing it was multiplayer, got the 'liberator' trait on someone in pentos. Conquered all of valyria with stupid free slave armies in like 30 years and became a super republic.
>>143816783
>>143816561
>>143816412
>>143816107
>>143816616
>>143815014
IIRC he also conquered Tibet for literally no reason, kept it for himself and didn't even connect it with his other holdings as well.
>>143816756
They are, so my logic remains sound. Wanna keep going, redditor? I like effortlessly kicking asses, and yours is the easiest yet.
>>143816843
Lake Balaton looks like a bleeding gash through which austria's population flows out.
>>143816859
I would love to play a mutliplayer game
Do the War of Five Kings and watch as the Northern Player splerg out
>>143816956
cuck
>>143816843
>South Peru
when will this meme end
>>143816804
Thank you, Cobra. Thank you because I am joyful. Thank you because I am well. No matter how old I become, I shall never forget how we received Cobra two days ago. Centuries will pass, and the generations still to come will regard us as the happiest of mortals, as the most fortunate of men, because we lived in the century of centuries, because we were privileged to see Cobra, our inspired leader. Yes, and we regard ourselves as the happiest of mortals because we are the contemporaries of a man who never had an equal in world history.
The men of all ages will call on thy name, which is strong, beautiful, wise and marvelous. Thy name is engraven on every factory, every machine, every place on the earth, and in the hearts of all men.
Every time I have found myself in his presence I have been subjugated by his strength, his charm, his grandeur. I have experienced a great desire to sing, to cry out, to shout with joy and happiness. And now see me--me!--on the same platform where the Great Cobra shitposted a year ago. In what country, in what part of the world could such a thing happen?
And when the woman I love presents me with a child the first word it shall utter will be : Cobra.
>>143817036
>c-cuck
And just like that, I win. God I love effortlessly thrashing you artards.
>>143817036
good post
>>143817010
>>143817084
WAKE ME UP
>>143793089
ally hre
>>143817383
>that Romania
>Poland and G-L
>Slovenia fucking Austria right in the middle
Jesus, that's ugly.
>>143817209
cuk me dady
>>143817609
I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR..
Austria and Hungary lost like 2/3rds of their population, i'll give some more detailed pics.
I tried to figure out why an event wasn't working, edited it trying to find the issue, cleaned my cache, then realised I deleted my save and now the event doesn't matter anymore. Hold me /gsg/
>>143817015
Doesn't the north have a decent chance of winning the war of the five kings in the mod though
>>143817793
>Romania now an amorphous blob stuck to the Black Sea
>Thank god KuK is dead, but what the fuck is up with Banat? Why is it always released?
>Big fat Russian dick right through Poland
I-I'm not sure whether it's better or worse.
>>143814680
>silesia
ayy lmao
Wanna upload the save?
>>143819420
I don't know how the fuck they got all the way over there but it's where almost all of their land was.
And yeah, I'll upload the save tomorrow when I actually start playing it.
>>143817793
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>tfw this meme party won't let me tax my people less
>>143818863
1836:
>Austrian german pops: 1'000.000 in Österreich and trianon Hungary.
>Hungarian pops: 953k in trianon Hungary.
1902:
>Austrian german pops: 457k in all of their territory. Vienna holds like less than half of her 1836 population.
>Hungarian pops: 437k pops in trianon Hungary. No single hungarian province has at least 100k pops, not even Pest.
So, you can see how hard the rebel rape was
>>143816180
R'hllor is only fun if you like having incredibly long reigns. Like some Chosen one, Lightbringer Azor Ahai dude who can heal any injury and even rise from the dead. Otherwise the religion is a bit disappointing.
Valyrian is great for Targs because your king can have 3 sister-wife queens and that comes with many benefits. The best thing is of course dragons. I think there's a bonus chance to hatch/tame a dragon if you're of valyrian faith.
The Seven is optimal in Westeros. Knighthood is pretty cool and all the lords under the neck like you better. High Valyrian + The Seven is the best combo for a mediocre king.
All the other religions are just sad shit. If you're not roleplaying a reaver then there's zero reasons to swich to them.
>>143821926
That's intense. That Poland just went from having shitty borders to just being a meme altogether.
By the way, how is India doing? How much have you conquered already?
>turk roach
Explain this meme
Really wonder how it's like to live here desu
>>143822417
I bet it'd be encouraging, if you're a worker
>>143822417
Holy shit, why? Does immigration works everywhere in NWO?
>>143822069
I know, they even managed to briefly form A-H, but they got raped after that by the NGF and Italy which set off a chain of perpetual rebellions.
>>143822193
Pretty good, I was able to westernize in the 1880s and catched up with military, navy and culture techs. I alsomodified the requirements to form India to avoid spending 50 infamy to get the colonies from the UK. But since I'm running out of time, I'll just dismantle the brits.
>>143822550
If I severed labour protection laws, would you die?
>>143822704
Couldn't you just make a Restore Order CB? You got the cores, right? Or just go adding a million wargoals, since they cost no infamy.
>>143822762
It would be extremely striking
>>143818838
He does if the other players don't fuck him over
like in the books
>>143822883
I could, but adding a shitton of wargoals will make the peace requirements soar over 100. And after looking at it, I'll be able to get at most 2-3 states from the UK. So it's easier to dismantle them. I already allied Belgium and I'm bringing some soldiers to storm the Isles.
Made some good progress on Ahn'Qiraj!
Soon going to start work on the landed titles and proper title history!
>>143822978
You're an efficient worker.
>>143823073
Keep it up based WoWmodguy
Is this for CK2 or EU4 again?
>>143823059
When shit gets really stupid like that I just yesmen a war that I won. Not like in real life they wouldn't give the land back just because of some arbitrary warscore.
>>143821972
Ahh, that's a good bit of information. Good thing Aegon is still young and my son is of valyrian faith still. I'm gonna need more dragons
I wish I could rebuild Valyria and move the capital back there.
I wonder if George is gonna ever explain what the doom was
>>143823207
CK2
I prefer the title leader system over the TAG system when it comes to how province rulership works, its more dynamic.
Not that you wont ever see a EU4 version of this mod, would be pretty easy to convert the files over considering how simple EU4 provinces are in comparison to CK2 ( Province history and a TAG leader vs. province, barony, dejure liege and the defacto owner. )
Easier to downport to EU4 then to uport to CK2.
>continued from a week ago
it's happening
>want to play in East Africa in CK2
>don't want to cheat
>really want to play with conclave toys
>no eternal realm peace
>get an urge to play as a Jain in India
>Jains will literally go into open revolt, attack fellow vassals etc. on paper due to removal of static realm peace
>only mod that doesn't add a bunch of shit I don't want is currently unplayable in that saves will always crash on load
Paradox Interactive and their modding community has done a very good job at making sure I won't play their game until the next dlc/patch comes out
>>143825210
that's 700k men still holding out for almost 3 months now in southern poland
fucking fanatical commies
>>143825341
Just play an earlier patch. I thought that was consensus.
>>143825453
I played those to death though
what's the fun in playing something in an older state without as many "new" things?
>>143825210
didn't know the red baron took over Germany
>>143822417
Bost bobs
>>143825602
Makes sense. Though the repetitiveness you describe seems to be a rather preeminent quality of all Grand Strategy games.
>>143826005
east africa is at least playable in those places, and you can generally prevent jain.. wait fuck does EUIV even have jains
playing Napoleon mod as Gro$ Ukraine and the Third Way event fired in North German Confederation two years ago, yet I still don't have a fascist party
what the hell is going on here?
>when you realize that eu4 is worse nowadays than this fever dream from 2014
>>143826946
eu4 is good now tho
>>143825408
Lad, did you even use submarines to raid the supply convoys? They're probably swimming in supplies from Odessa.
>when you get enough tech and ideas to slaughter ottoman doomstacks
>>143827372
>extending the game to 1916
>>143789864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXSk-WVLS2A
Thread theme
>>143827576
Didn't recognise it until 1:28.
>>143827269
i meant the 2 tiles by slovakia
the romanian pocket is collapsing pretty quickly t b h
>>143827576
REAL theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO_UqoIDJO0
>>143827868
If that's 700k how many are in Odessa?
>tfw they don't quickly lose troops when they get to zero supplies, simulating mass starvation
>>143828349
hard to say i'd guess around 400k
that slovakia pocket is the remains of a much larger front i encircled quickly but i underestimated how many troops/aircraft i had to leave behind to mop them up
>>143828608
>>143828349
and the troops do starve pretty quickly (losing org) when they are totally out of supply but the problem is they dont lose org via starvation if they're already losing org via combat. really combat should multiply the effect but the problem seems to be hardcoded i haven't seen any mod that fixes it
>>143828768
No I mean the troops don't actually die from starvation. Even at 0 org therer will still be 700k troops they don't actually die. Nor do they even surrender, like DH.
i wanna fucking punch podcat in the face
>>143801142
>>143801142
jesus thanks man been looking for /gsg/mod
>>143829113
yea i know they should definitely die via starvation but still, 0 org soldiers are pretty worthless
>>143829384
podcat is based though.
I think ive learned enough from Ireland.
Where to start now? Whats a good fun place thats still a bit easy in CK2 where I can blob and do fun shit?
>>143832998
Load from 1066 and play as a habsburg count. The thing about CK2 is it's less a challenge game and more a dynasty game. Marry you sons to daughters of Dukes, get a claim on the duchy, kill everyone before your grandson in the lije of succession.
>>143832998
Ok well i give up. Seems the only was i can get questions answered on unHMM is too install discord and see this "Group"
How the fuck do i get there?
>no winter clothes event going to kick in soon
hopefully will be able to clean up these pockets and take moscow before then
>>143833445
where specifically is good?
>>143833732
There's only one Habsburg, believe he's in Northern Switzerland/swabia region.
>>143833732
just play as any count in the hre. you'll have protection through being a part of a huge empire, if you've got conclave you can try and get onto your liege's council and experience that, you'll have a good opportunity to learn how to expand from within
>>143833616
Why didn't you research artic fighting equipment?
>>143834129
it's a blackice (mod) event
at the start of war with soviets you choose winter clothes or no. if you get them you lose speed/supply throughput/morale but if you don't you take a big hit to your army's effectiveness when winter 1941 rolls around
>>143772581
>The Turks were said to have gained access to the city via a gate adjacent to the Jewish quarter
Should I get superior firepower and run inf/inf/inf/art/antitank?
>>143815014
I wonder what his pops look like in japan
>>143835464
Like modern day London
>>143832973
because it's shitposting
>>143835243
Who cares? Just draw some arrows and get +50% bonus.
>>143834717
>>143832403
t. cobrah
I made uruguay into a worker's paradise where everyone only creates pure gold and is truly happy.
That is all.
>encircle 2/3 of the Soviet army within a month of starting Barbarossa
>Turn Eastfront over to the AI to clean up while I prepare for Sealion
I thought you guys said HoI3 was hard. Fucking France was more difficult than the Soviet Union
>>143833616
noice encirclements you got there mang.
It's nice seeing somebody playing BICE. Last i saw a screenshot here was like 20 threads ago.
Any tips for playing as Japan?
>>143837113
have fun with your 0 birthrate and high suicide rates going into the 21st century then
>>143837319
fraid not, i've only played as germany/soviets
How the fuck am I supposed to get to sadina in CK2? I invited to court and give the hier to the dutchy of Sardinia a dutchy but then "africa" took it. and now I want to get it back via conquest.
>>143838216
What does this picture even mean? I cant gert their with troops or with boats. How am I supposed to go there?
>>143838307
You can get to Sardinia using boats and troops. You're just doing it wrong
>>143837934
>1. fabricate claim
>2. win war
>3. ? ? ? ?
>4. profit
>>143838620
>>143838423
>>143838307
>>143838216
Wow never mind just did it. It looked like I couldt go because the hand was red. But when i got there my troops walked on water and went there. I feel like a idiot now for adding another vessel to my kingdom. If I pressed my vessel's claim on it, would I still be his liege? Still new to this game.
>>143838848
are you of a higher rank than the titile claim you are pressing? If yes then yes. If no then no.
Also is there a straight to Sardinia now too?
>>143838848
>I couldt go because the hand was red. But when i got there my troops walked on water and went there.
>>143838848
>I couldt go because the hand was red.
>vessel
>tfw you want to go
>but the hand is red
>>143837113
>5.24m pops
wat
>>143837319
>>143833616
>shit meme bloat mod
>morgan freeman event
>retarded devs
nice.
>>143840515
the shit do you need so much diplomacy and spies for?
And yeah, that kind of idiotic battle results still happen in vanilla so i don't really see your point.
>playing as arabia
>https://youtu.be/aZo5EeJnhoc starts playing
>trying to get a Habsburg on the Polish throne
>You fail, Bohemians succeed
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T_uxoV5FuQ starts playing
>playing as England
>Yorkshire somehow declares independence during the war of the roses
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMvhIIBuxhg starts playing
>>143821602
>2075
Did you seriously play this meme mod for that long
this one leader in CK2 has more troops then he should have. its displaying 11000/9000 from domain. Is this normal? I am guessing he got that from some sort of event right?
>dh
>put all IC into mkaing supplies
>trade supplies for literally everything
WOW great game i feel so enlightened
>>143844805
Is he homosexual? There's an event where a homosexual character can rally 2000 men "from the community" to fight wars for him. It's OP as fuck for counts but less so for higher ranks.
>>143844805
>what are mercenaries
>what are vassals becoming independent when levies are raised
>what are random buffs disappearing due to ruler change or event
>what are random ass event troops see>>143844930
it's not ending
what do i do
>>143846373
what mod?
>>143846373
HPM? If so save and restart.
>>143846441
hpm
>>143846542
done did, waiting now for a great power backer who will never come
>>143844857
That's how Singapore became a first world country, mate.
>>143846580
I think you need to edit your save file to delete some crisis info, just search crisis (not sure what the exact name is) and delete everything in brackets when you find it
>>143846580
try loading an earlier save before this>>143846768
>>143846373
Me on the left
>tfw playing India
>think I'm ready to invade Britain and get all my cores in one war.
>Ferry 300k troops equipped with gas attack to Belgium just before the DOW.
>Declare war, ferry some troops to the eastern counties.
>The Royal Navy spots me and BTFO of me after I ferry only half of my invading force.
>The logistics involved in wrestling India of their control are nightmarish
>So many 400k stacks of mobilized troops piling up in the mainland
>I have no fleet and can't build a new one because of a lack of canned food.
>Eventually defeat all colonial garrisons and control all of India.
>0.4 warscore.
>Manage to restore order on Kalat and Sindh at least.
>My allies are doing fuck all, Japan has good troops but its completely useless in the fight.
>Brits get both gas defense and attack, I don't have defense.
>Indian troops in London are defeated, pyrrhic victory
>The game doesn't give me some warscore for managing to murderize 600k brit troops.
>Realize the war is unnwinnable.
>Quit
Now I don't want to play that save anymore, there's no way I'll be able to defeat the RN. And getting the cores with a conventional war means I won't be able to get them all before 1936.
>>143846912
>invades britian
>thinks he won't get btfo
HPM Briton is OP due to BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES and no strait from Dunkirk and multiple 300k+ mobilized stacks in England alone.
Dismantle Empire is your only hope
We Sunrise land now.
Goals? What nat. value and reforms should I take?
Re-arranged my screenshot folder as well.
have any of you played Command: Modern Air / Naval Operations WOTY?
Is it worth the 70$?
>>143847618
give it all to germany
>>143847708
Why not buy a cheaper wargame like Panzer General or its expansions?
>>143847808
doesnt seem anywhere near as indepth as command
>>143848125
WiTE and WiTP are both extremely in depth and are both critically acclaimed. Pretty much all of the Grigsby games are. Enjoy your autism.
>>143848228
I think those games are just as expensive.
>>143848325
They are. You asked if the game was worth $70. I offered you two wargames with the same scale at the same price which are critically acclaimed so you don't have to be iffy. This isn't evendeadwargame general so I don't know why you're asking here.
>>143848404
I'm not that guy
Only 1 week till Hoy4 lads
>>143809370
You be welcome laddie
>>143788194
Anime. Not even once.
>>143847618
what meme mod is this
>>143849461
HPM and unHMM
>>143849493
Thanks willy guy from yugoslavia
>>143773142
How come he looks somewhat normal in that picture, but the rest of the time he looks like a sweaty, acne-ridden slug?
Anyone know if quill18 is starting to upload HOI4 videos soon?
>>143816180
>posts interesting screenshot
>>143816412
>posts responsive questions
>>143821972
>posts detailed response
>>143816589
>shitposts
and they're the ones runing the thread, mate :^)
>>143850784
that's a clever shitpost enjoy this (You) you austismo
So, fucking around with CK2's bookmarks. Question; can you "colonize" a black province that has no character during regular gameplay? This is really for future reference.
Also, fun fact for anyone interested; the game's playable all the way back to 50 AD as Duke Parsman of Kardi. Entire map is black save for him and Saint fucking Peter himself, but when you start, all provinces are randomly assigned in some massive, OC Count free-for-all shitstorm.
>>143847618
>2 years in
>nothing interesting has happened
Wow this is boring. What do?
>>143851373
break up the entire far east north and south
>>143851373
>2 years in
Lad, the event to unite japan will happen during 1860s, and for some reason you started as Empire not Tokagawa, you won't be doing anything for years
>>143851373
restart as shogun
>>143851373
>this is the attention span Paradox is now targeting
>>143851373
>neo /gsg/
Watch my EU4 5min timelapse webm
It's random nations meme tier
https://u.pomf.is/ydcivi.webm
>>143788194
this from the movie?
>>143851936
Ain't clicking that shit nigga
>>143852064
and if i ask pretty please?
>>143851936
there are literally thousand of youtube videos on that topic why would I be compelled to watch yours?
>>143851698
>>143851886
>waiting 30 years of gametime to pass without any input whatsoever
>fun
Maybe if you didn't adopt a philosophy like that, you wouldn't still be a fat virgin
>>143852272
its new and fresh!
>>143851373
>economy booms
>citizens starve
Oops. Time to lower taxes.
>>143851582
>>143851621
>not the glorious empire
>>143851698
>>143851886
Serves me right for not having any interesting events pop up.Thanks for the (You)s though.
>>143851546
I'm probably going to annex/puppet a big chunk of the far east for muh co-prosperity sphere.
>>143852327
just like you!
lurk moar
>>143852380
>that flag
>>143852380
That's not why your citizens are starving. It's because you're an unciv without access to global market and your only wheat producing province switched to gold. Doesn't matter what you do, you're gonna starve.
>>143852301
Confirmed for neo /gsg/.
>>143852380
>Time to lower taxes.
Not going to help, one of your grain RGO changed to iron or something like that, right? You're going to starve because nothing will left for you in the world market
>>143852406
He's not new though
>>143852464
Confirmed for virgin.
>>143852469
Precious metals, actually.
>EU IV
>me and enemy have same level of military tech
>he has 9k horses
>I have 14k men 6k horses
>he doesn't have a general
>I do
>we fight on flat land so no bonus/malus
>he wins
I almost broke my monitor
>>143852773
>playing games with roll based combat
>>143852380
>France warring the UK for Southwest England
>Spain taking land from Portugal
Iberia when?
>>143852884
>he doesn't like KOTOR
>>143852937
>he likes KOTOR
sit on a dildo, fagboy
>>143852953
>he thinks i'm a fagboy
>>143853069
KotOR is a terrible game because:
the engine is terrible
the ruleset is terrible
RTwP is terrible
Star Wars is terrible
the writing is terrible
>>143853147
GSs are terrible games because:
the engine is terrible
the ruleset is terrible
RTwP is terrible
historical settings are terrible
the events are terrible
>>143853341
glad we can agree on that
>>143853376
I am too, it was nice talking to you
>>143852906
Why are you playing EUIV?
>>143852937
>playing video games other than GS
manchildren pls go
>>143852906
I can finally afford a reform. What reforms should I take to westernize faster?
>>143853672
Why aren't you?
>>143853672
Because it's the best gsg ever.
>>143854237
Whatever gets you to 35% fastest.
when does new HPM get happen...? it have been two months since the last one is released.
>>143854569
Gives 35% or gets to 35%?
I'm already at 55%.
>>143854237
Industrial stuff
>>143854730
It has merged with PPM and is only available on Reddit
>>143854730
The HPM project has been discontinued. Fortunately, Cobra has volunteered to take control of the mod.
1-5 play vic2
6-0 go to sleep
>>143854730
Alex is dead, unHPM is continuing the mod now. You can find it at r/paradoxplaza
>>143854237
Just do the math. Conquest bonus is worthless since you're a substate.
How do I stop this Austrian menace?
>>143851936
>all those blobs
glad I never played more than 50 years in that game
I'm a nigger
I've rendered the USSR weak enough that they back down to threat of war by the UK in protection of Poland.
So this is set to be a Axis stompfest.
>>143858092
What mod?
>>143858092
>German Reich
>not Republique Française
>not Regno D'Italia
Rate my gs battlestation
>>14385828214/54
haven't cringed so much in a while.
>>143858282
>image search it
>it's real
Holy fuck what is wrong with you
>>143858475
You wish you had this set up.
>>143858536
>icons on desktop
>ponyfucker
>plays TF2 unironically
>razer everything
>$600 gayman chair
No. No, I do not.
>>143837319
Reminder that this meme is so shit they have the AI unlimited manpower and godmode for it not to kill itself out of pure autism.
>>143858173
HPP
>>143858652
>>ponyfucker
Nice meme.
I'm guessing you're too poor to afford half the shit I have.
>>143858282
Me on the top left
>>143826368
No they don't because Jains weren't ever that big
CK2 India is beyond fucked and makes absolutely no sense every single fucking step you take. I'm almost 100% sure that Jains were never the majority anywhere let alone large swaths of India. Considering they are supposed to be some hippie peace shit religion I don't think they should even be able to attack anyone without monumental piety and prestige hits.
So when will they lift the HoI4 NDA?
I think with Stellaris it was the friday (or thursday?) before release.
>>143778115
Halt or remove the steel factory. It's shit.
>>143778115
>Madagascarian South Madagascar
>>143858884
Never, my friend, even when it's out we can't talk about it.
>>143785915
Only Germanics are pure.
>>143858212
>French Republique
>Regno of Italy
FTFY
What game?
>>143859406
This nigga knows what's up.
Can I hook you up with some Field Marshall ?
>>143854237
Happening?
>>143859701
You'll have a good ally in Europe at least
>>143859701
Oh shit
>>143858884
who cares?
Any newcastle knights fans here?
>>143858282
git outta me NRL thred cunt
Seems that my DLCs for EU4 aren't working anymore. Does the activator still work or did they patch cracked DLCs?
>>143860534
Buy all of them goy.
>>143860534
You need to use the crack now, Jewahn is leading a crusade on pedophiles.
If you play something like Hawaii or Texas and US annexes you, do you switch to playing USA or is it simply a game over?
StrayaHOW THE FUCK DO I STOP THESE SUFFRAGE EVENTS, THEY'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING
NO ONE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE
>>143860472
fuck off token
r8 my borders /gsg/
>>143860772
>That tiny Ardalan dick at ottoman's back.
l-lewd
>>143860772
plays meme game
kys
why do i have this saved?
based johan
>edited Ireland to have an army, navy and airforce
>edited in industry, technology, ability to research etc
>edited political system to be not retarded like the way paradox made it (one party is in charge but all appointed ministers are from opposition party)
>2 infantry corps, 1 motorised with armoured division, marine corps, 1 airborne division with rangers battalion
>a viable airforce and navy
>tagged each allied country as they joined, prefectly rearranged their OOB into a not clusterfuck, then turned their whole military over to myself as an expeditionary force
>properly renamed every single HQ, division, brigade and battalion in the game as historically accurate as possible with correct leaders (literally thousands)
>tagged the allied and axis countries every so often to tell them what to build and research, so that germany has a fuckhuge strong army which will actually be a challenge to fight and not the pathetic joke that cant even get to smolensk
>made italy buy production license tanks and turned their army into a proper force so they are not silly mamma's boys with 2 brigade "divisions" now
>the game is now fun, challenging and it tickles my autism to see all the historically accurate stuff which paracocks was too lazy to do themselves
Rate my autism you filthy v2/euiv casual victoria 2 scum
>>143861081
using strawmeme
>>143860335
Reform time
>>143861002
>historically accurate stuff
>Collins is alive
So accurate bub
>>143860982
Because watching HPM get irreversibly btfo is worth saving.
>>143860772
You should be at the gates of Vienna by now, you pleb
Who else /unironicallyboughthoi4/?
>>143861367
A-hoi-hoi
>>143861292
I just rekt everyone in a coalition war against me, I'll do that in the next 10 years senpai, I'm shit
>>143782475
Hungary and Finmeme
>>143861367
I bought it ironically, and they will never find out.
Pooping on Paradox, one game at a time.
>>143861564
>>143861367
>not buying base game in the sale then pirating all the DLC
I paid £20 for CK2, EU4, Victoria2, and HOI3 and NOTHING for the DLC.
Is it easier to get an ally as a great power or a secondary power?
>>143861663
unciz :^)
>>143860982
Marxists are pretty terrible and they're why the west is having such problems now.
>>143861190
Happening pt 2
>>143861720
Pretty crappy Heavenly Kingdom if you ask me.
>>143861720
Who are the GPs on the fence likely to support?
>>143861682
What?
>>143861367
It'll be a fun sandbox for modders at least.
>>143861830
what mod is that?
>>143861830
>>143861831
The UK still has the Opium War and the US is still at war with Mexico.
>>143861958
HPM andunHMM
>>143862067
>not using robmod
>>143862136
Regards, Robert
>>143862067
As China continues to delve into chaos, the western crisis meets an anti-climactic ending.
>>143861210
Yeah well obviously I had to change that, Ireland is althistory (lets say they peacefully became like Canada or South Africa and remained best friends with the UK) but the rest is right and a lot better than anything paradox could do
too many aars lads, they've all the same nowbesides that frog faggot, he's actually pretty detailed
>>143858092
Events in western Europe finally kick off. Hopefully senpai will knock out the UK so I can concentrate on the USA.
>>143861367
why? it will be released by codex 7 minutes after steam-release, just like stellaris. why waste your money?
>>143862690
it's not the same, it just isn't when you've been waiting this long
also that steam workshop
>>143860772
>meme country in a meme game
>only get that far in 91 years
kys/10
>>143862067
How i use the minimod? Just put it into the HPM folder?
>>143862690
I don't want to be a pedo.
>>143862780
m8, I got a bunch of workshop-only mods on my pirate Stellaris.
>>143862489
We western now
>>143862853
Into the mod folder
>>143863089
What do?
>>143862689
See that?!
No more moigolid! NO MORE MOIGOLID!
ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW /GSG/
>>143863089
But the mod file comes as .txt. It does not show up in the launcher.
https://i.4cdn.org/f/%D0%A2%D3%A9%D1%80%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%B0%D1%85%20%D0%90%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%85%D0%B0%D0%BB.swf
https://i.4cdn.org/f/%D0%A2%D3%A9%D1%80%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%B0%D1%85%20%D0%90%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%85%D0%B0%D0%BB.swf
https://i.4cdn.org/f/%D0%A2%D3%A9%D1%80%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%B0%D1%85%20%D0%90%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%85%D0%B0%D0%BB.swf
>>143863280
common/Victoria 2/mod
What do you have downloaded?
>>143863412
HPM is in there already.
i downloaded unHMM 1.31
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx
i just wanted to form germany;_;]
>playing HoI3 as Doucheland
>BTFO Poland and France before 1940
>Rearrange units and head East
>BTFO British navy during this time
>DoW Soyuz in mid-1940
>first breakouts go swimmingly
>end up encircling about 1/2 of the Soviet forces
>Push almost all the way to Moscow nearly unopposed
>suddenly Soviets outnumber me by quite a bit and offensive grinds to a halt 15% from capitulation
>Japan kicks in America in August '41
>Can't deal with both US and Soviets at the same time with 2/3 of my army in the East
>rage quit
Where did I go wrong and who should I play next to get a better grasp?
How do I get Napoleon III in power in HPM? Using the France minimod.
>>143863790
Bhutan
>>143863487
Try an earlier version, m8
>>143863923
I just made a new mod file with what came inside the .txt. I guess it should run now.
>>143863875
pls respond
>>143863260
>tfw imagining tanks and soldiers advancing across the steppes like a dark tide
>>143863923
It worked, but my Japan looks nothing like yours. It's the same as in base HPM.
Lombardy-Venetia is here, as are the Minister decision and another one. So i think this means it worked.
Any tips on forming Byzantium in UnHMM? Who should I ally?
>>143865636
Ally Russia. Once Persia westernizes, they can help you kill the Ottomemes
You're at the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass, what do?
>>143866231
Ill let him, he seems so depressed
>Estates which are annoying af and bring nothing interesting
>Forts that block movement which are still broken
>Broken corruption mechanic because why not
They literally ruined the game
>>143863875
pls respond
>>143867229
it was wiz that did that
>>143863773
Just accept your turkish overlords ahead of time.
>>143866231
I'd say since I'm a tall and strong person with a history of fighting regularly, I'd fuck his shit up because he looks like a weak pathetic beta bitch.
But on the other hand, appearences can be so deceiving.
>>143867229
The game was already ruined by mana
>>143867314
I thought the only thing Wiz does was adding straits
WOW really makes you think
How do make M&T not run like absolute dogshit?
EU4 can only use one CPU core, right?
What the fuck
>>143867307
You need to be a democracy after france's liberal revolution and have a conservative party win
>>143867563
thanks
wow, really makes you think
wow really makes you think
>>143781615
>DDRJake will play a 2 hour multiplayer game of your choice with you and your friends, once per month
>someone actually gave 100$ for this
Christ.
Can someone give event that revert back all modernizing reform to zero?
are there any benefits to slavery?
>>143867902
so basically $50 an hour to rent out a ddrjake
>>143867761
Who are you quoting?
>>143867530
purisu respondoka desu
>>143867945
They don't starve, don't buy anything and make farmers and aristocrats richer
In HPM slaves also produce more
>>143868009
How's that compared to regular hookers?
leak the beta
>>143868051
Get a better computer retard
Do you thinks there's some fucking magic to it?
>>143867925
Just raise reactionary militancy and let them rebel or make them rebel through console
>>143867530
Just reduce the graphic setting like this.
mapRenderingOptions={
draw_terrain=yes
draw_water=no
draw_borders=yes
draw_trees=no
draw_rivers=no
draw_lakes=no
draw_postfx=yes
draw_sky=no
draw_bloom=no
draw_tooltips=yes
draw_hires_terrain=no
draw_citysprawl=no
draw_shadows=no
draw_reflections=no
draw_ambient_objects=no
draw_particles=no
moving_units=no
Also use mod that make the map flat like 'better no water' mod.
>>143868239
no need, you're already a beta
>>143868239
please this, I want gsg to be known for leaking it plz :^)
hello ddjake here look at my tutorial for hoi4 just look at my name :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRkkqv6B7I8
>>143868291
thx bro
What country, and goals?
>>143868863
Brandenburg
Become protestant and form Prussia
>>143868934
dull desu, anything else
>>143868863
>>143868974
Serbia form Byzantium
>>143868863
>Poland
>Become Holy Roman Emperor
>Add all the Commonwealth territories into the Empire
>Make every one else leave the Empire
>>143868863
Tlemcen clans, form Arabia
>>143868974
Ottoman Empire
Conquer everything up to Vienna
Granada, retake Iberia
Is CK2+ good?
>>143863260
Germany rolls on westward as the USSR tries valiantly to defeat the strong Baltic nations after declaring war on them two months ago. Finland has been left untouched in this game by Stalin - probably a wise move.
>>143868239
wait, are you telling me there are people who browse /gsg/ have access to the beta and they aren't leaking it?
>>143869526
sounds retarded isn't it?
Guys is MEIOU&Taxes or VeF worth trying out?
>>143869512
Is this mod in the archive? What does it do besides add more events?
>>>>
>>143869826
Meme
Any interesting countries to play in MEIOU&Taxes?
I have a thousand hours in EU4 but I wanna get back into it.
>>143869996
bit early arent you
>>143869782
You should tyr out and decide for yourself, you know people like different things
>>143869996
>9 posts early
>>143870110
That was actually 8
>he doesn't know how to count
>>143869996
>10 posts early
>>143869817
Yes it is
It's HPP
>>143869409
Yea
how do i get colonial power in HPM?
>>143869409
I prefer hip with the memes disabled, but ck2+ has some cool things to it and it's good
>>143870437
Same way you get in vanilla
Build ports and big ships
>>143863790
>playing a meme game
>gets memed on
>gets upset
>>143869782
MEIOU.
last
>>143872773
'no'
>>143870451
>>143870367
K thanks. Can I use it with ''better readable fonts'' and ''Remove india'', or is it incompatible?
fucking damn it stop ruining my moment :^)
>>143846912
>19th century
>ferry 300k troops from India to Belgium
>UK doesn't do a thing until DOW
>believable worlds
at least the poos were well supplied with liquor
>>143867314
t. Johan
hh