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>>EU4 - BDSM
http://pastebin.com/vYbnKvK2
>>[CK2 - 2.4.5] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.3 - 21/03/2016
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>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
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>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
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Old Thread >>143772382
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
>>143870007
t. janny
>>143869512
Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere now!
>>143869817
I don't think so, just Google HPP. It adds a ton of stuff and is very fun to play. Not as autistic as Black Ice.
peadophiles btfo
New ck2 when
>>143870296
When ck3 comes out
>>143870007
Your autism never fails to amaze me
>>143870428
>doesn't realize it's janny
>>143870223
China's pretty fucking big, even without Manchuria and Mengjiang
>>143870007
>>143865636
>>143865759
Does sphering them work? Somehow I became a GP early and Russia is allied to the Ottofags
>>143870007
based FFJ, steamgruppe on suicide watch
>check on modding forums to see if Ibn Moddin's mod is getting fixed for resigning/reloading saves
>he fixed it yesterday but had no time to upload to steam workshop
sweet jesus yes I can play CK2 again as soon as that fucker finds the time to smash that mother fuckin upload button
>>143871430
whose mod
>>143870007
Can anyone guess how much this guy weights?
I'd put him around 300lbs
>>143870242
Won't this Swede get in trouble with his imam for criticizing the practices of the prophet of Islam?
>>143871578
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=609501030&searchtext=
would link the paradox thread but the site's down for maintenance atm
>>143871672
leftists use double think all the time
>>143870223
Italy has joined the fray and is uncharacteristically kicking ass right now also. Total Axis domination!
What the fuck is that bullshit "city" modifier in MEIOU&Taxes that gives +24 unrest on every fucking god damn province fuck that french cuck
What should my goals be as a peasant revolt? Should I move to a merchant republic?
Is there a Crusader Kings 2 mod that allows you to make your ruler a hermaphrodite?
Asking for a friend.
>>143872125
just open up console and pollinate yourself if male portrait or another woman if female
>>143872125
dark world adds futas
wew lads
I will gift a game under $1 CAD to the first lad who can help me. btw I recommend "Shower With Your Dad Simulator"
In my EU4, when i select a province, I do not have that building pop-up available to the right of my UI.
It may be due to me having an earlier version of the game as i did pirate it, just need halp pls
>>143871787
>soviets pussy out
>japan dominating the east
>germans dominating the west
>italy winning in the med&ME theater
>>143872210
>>143872223
Legit actually asking for a friend.
He's done the following:
>I tried to set it so that when any child is born in a game, they are both male and female
>the moment a kid was born ingame, the game crashed
>the only reason i'm trying to do it is because you get locked out of a lot of events based on gender
>but if I'm both genders, I don't miss either O/
Dunno if you guys can help with this.
We'll take a look at the Dark World mod in the meantime, thanks
>>143872521
>>143872125
Don't worry, there is always stranger. I remember a guy making a dynasty of horses using the event with the lunatic trait which allow you to have a horse as a courtier.
Daily reminder Caleb's Political Titles is the best V2 mod out there
>>143873040
>>143872521
Yeah I remember seeing that, and the horse becoming the ruler and the horses started naturally appearing everywhere, until everything was horses.
>>143873040
>>143873383
meant to reply to this
this is most aesthetic Germany
>>143873573
>POO
>>143873573
'no'
what?
>>143873573
That Italy is retarded
What do you think about my hoi4 alt mod idea ?
>the german military is scared of a world war so they overthrow kaiser wilhelm II.
=fascist
>the german, the uk and france make a treaty, the germans get more power in asia so they are happy
>the russians gets fucked by the bolshevikis nevertheless
>civil war in austria hungary
= red austria hungary (maybe with poland)
> defence pact between serbia romania and bulgaria
How bad is my idea ?
>>143873856
Agreed. Venice should be split off and be turned into its own nation.
>>143873853
>1594
>neighbouring Prussia as Brandenburg
>not even Neumark
ebig
>>143873894
>the german military is scared of a world war
hoi 4 beta link when
>>143874270
still waiting :^(
>>143874309
You asked the question just 30 seconds ago faggot, be more patient
>>143873856
that's napoleon's legacy
it's still better than HPM
>>143872125
the warhammer mod probably has it
>>143874428
It's built on HPM :^)
>>143874380
I'm a different person you nigger
>>143870223
Hey you got a link to HPP? The MODDB link is broken and as far as I can tell from the Paradox forums that's the only link to it...
Will Johan save EU4?
>>143874782
It's in the archive.
>>143874270
>beta
what are you talking about?
Release is next monday, just like Stellaris they went Gold sometime last week.
They are working and post-release patches now.
>>143874782
Check the fucking archive retard
In CK2 how the fuck am I supposed to take over counties and shit starting as a vassel WITHOUT having the fucking duke joining and completely overpowering me.
>>143875220
Marry into alliances/inheritance to gain more land. Thats what I did and now I am king of Serbia. I cucked Byzantium with 4 counties but they usurped, somehow, to counties away from me.
>>143875624
how exactly do I marry into inheritance?
Like what step by step to get it started because I really dont understand it.
You killed my father, pope, now you will pay with your people's lives.
*blobs*
>>143875220
really you want to work your way to the throne which you're a vassal of.
>>143875624
forgot pic
>>143875689
Yea I did not get it for a while but then It became my favorite part of the game. My not be as helpful if their kingdom/dutchy/etc dont allow for inheritance pass realms. You what to marry into heirs, lets say your son marries the heir or the dutches of candyland. their son will inherit both. But if your son as a title lower then hers the child will in the court of the wife, out of your realm, you lose tides. But if your son has the same type of tides or higher, the son will be born in your court, and when the mom dies, the child gains the mother's land and in turn you do as well. You can also invite to court hairs who have daddy issues.
Courtiars that are hairs, dont stay in your court they became free counts/dukes/etc. Unless you give them a tide. Not sure if it has to be equal or not.
Why do people unironically support Paradox's business model?
L.E.L
>>143876627
I buy the base game then pirate all the dlc.
>>143874797
At first glance this system seems rather retarded and excessively 'gamey'
Maybe it'll be good I dunno
>>143876627
I think that's a criticism senpai
Downsides of joining the > > > in CK2?
>>143876847
>>143876627
brain control
>>143876953
>dogebless USA
>absolutely no capitalized letters
>no spacing after commas
It's either a troll or someone legitimately retarded
>>143876914
This tbqh kinsmen
>>143877141
It just gets from bad to worse lmao
>>143874797
>>143876953
>Maybe it'll be good I dunno
ayy
>>143878029
Just because the prototype doesn't work doesn't mean it's a bad idea.
So is /gsg/ dead?
>>143878114
>lel just because kilwa is better than britain doesn't mean it's failed completely
Top Wiz post, lad. When can we expect the Zanzibar-Dover strait?
>>143873894
>>the german military is scared of a world war so they overthrow kaiser wilhelm II.
Willy was far more scared of war than the military. They were drooling over the chance.
>>143878546
"no"
>>143877841
on all fronts, the USSR has been cucked
>>143878774
i think it's time for you to leave
and stop asking questions that you don't want an answer to
>>143878774
leave this thread before we make you leave, 4channler
>>143878774
Yeah it's true.
And if you don't stop posting you're next.
The kind of racism and bigotry supported by the Stemgrape will NOT be tolerated in /gsg/, this is a safe space we are using to spread into the rest of 4chan.
>>143871635
>implying NEETs are always fat
I weigh 66 kg.
>>143878983
>Persia
Ivan btfo
>>143879139
Didn't you get banned?
>>143879304
How tall are you
>>143873845
You sure did benefit much from being in yugoslavia, you fucking slovene shit.
>>143879369
Us freelancers aren't the kind of men to get banned
>>143873853
>rhine borders are possible as france in EU4
Should I?
>>143878774
Fuck off steam group shitposter
>disable meme metal dlc in ck2 launcher
>It still plays
>>143879687
>tfw
Fellow skeleton here
>>143879581
t. carinthian homosexual
>>143879585
Awful lot of repetition for a freelance shitposter.
>>143879729
>>143879687
>tfw no time to eat because playing gsg for 8 consecutive hours
>>143879687
iktfb
tfw 55kg
I'm5'6
>>143879714
>CK2
>metal
you mean eu4 lad
and there's an easy solution to disable metal music DLC, just activateuninstall.exe
>>143879864
I mean CK2, I installed all the archive DLC and turned off Sunset Invasion and Viking Metal, but the metal is still playing.
I double checked I have them both disabled, which I do, and now hope aztecs don't invade.
>>143879843
>tfw want to starve myself but family keeps dragging me away from my grossgermaniums to eat
>>143879834
あなたのために
>>143879992
>this lad ACTUALLY plays vanilla
L
M
A
O
>>143879864
For fucks sake lad, before memeing check what you're memeing about. CK2 got its own metal dlc a while ago
>>143879372
Alright, you got me, I'm a fucking 165 cm manlet.
Still within normal BMI :^)
>>143880159
Holy shit you poor man.
>>143879687
How tall are you
>>143879858
I'm 181 :^)
>>143879992
The horse lords music DLC or some shit features metal, so turn that off too.
How many enemies can a german state need?
>>143880262
>181
What is that in real measurements?
>>143879992
>>143880320
orchestral house lords
>get all of the institutions as indian
>colonise the dirty, barbaric englishmen
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8 starts playing
>>143880419
5'11?
Has the holy war mechanic in ck2 been changed recently? I'm playing a Germanic pagan ruler and I don't have the option to declare any kind of holy wars anymore.
this thread cannot into freedom units
>>143880567
>pagans
>holy wars
L
M
A
O
>>143880591
fuck off yank/brit
>>143880489
>live amongst the festering filth of London, aka New New Delhi
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU starts playing
>>143880614
Explain yourself.
>>143880415
Holy shit eat something
>>143880682
>brit
Thank you for recognising we do NOT use the metric units the continent prefers. Vote LEAVE. Vote UKIP.
>>143880803
You need to reform to get holy wars. Use county conquests, subjugation and invasions until then.
>>143880803
lad you can only do holy war for provinces that are the same religion as yours and owned by a different religion group
>>143880898
>mfw most polls indicate that anglos are more in favor of staying
>>143880682
Why don't you just call us anglos lad, any actually white american (as few as there are nowadays dog bless israel) is an anglo.
>>143881053
most polls in murica indicated Trump didn't have a chance at the nomination and 0% chance of becoming president
lesson to be learned is polls are made by jews
>crash a very expensive piece of equipment due to using monarch's appendages for measurement
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc starts playing
Posting the Navarra exported CK2 > EU4 save game for the lad that asked for it yesterday:
http://pastebin.com/nM02AiD0
>>143881053
you still have that muslim problem which is probably worse
>>143881126
actually Trump is just starting to lead the polls
>>143881053
What would you even gain by leaving?
Europe needs to unite in order to cast off the yoke of american imperialism.
>>143881053
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/26/questions-raised-anomalous-brexit-polls-showing-massive-leads-remain/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvouc8Qs_MI
>coalition declares war on me
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I starts playing
>>143880914
Oh jesus fuck you're right, usually I reform way sooner.
>>143881229
You should arbitrarily split the TO in half to create the Livonian Order like the base game does.
>>143881229
hey that doesn't look b-
>Silesia in fucking ukraine
Jesus fucking christ destroy this abomination
>>143881284
>islam
>bad
>implying the anglo won't adopt islam before genociding the arabs in a global jihad without mercy
Why isn't there a tag for Serbia in Darkest Hour? I can only release Yugoslavia and other countries that were a part of it but not Serbia
>10 hours late reply
>>143844771yes, and more than onceall of them starting from 1946
>>143823121
4u
>>143822670
Yeah, it's pretty neat sometimes. Spain starts with Franco's dictatorship so they keep sinking migrants, even more when they actually get past the infamy limit, which they do a lot of times, just like Apartheid South Africa.
>>143825769
Will do in a sec
>>143881458
Where do I download this mod
>>143881445
Yugoslavia is Serbia.
>>143881301
>EU to ban hate speech online
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/26/technology/eu-proposals-apple-netflix-facebook.html?_r=0
Yeah, lad, no. The EU is a Marxist superstate.
>>143881458
What is the end date?
Is it possible to unite Africa and create the grossest of africanums?
>>143881301
Except that in the present situation an united Europe would be created under Germany's rotten filthy wing of anti-white rhetoric, exactly the opposite of Mosely's dream of an Europe with extremely strong nationalism and identity.
>>143881301
With Trump president I'd be glad to have on English neck an American yoke.
>>143881590
'no'
>>143881613
That sounds like anti-semite talk, you anglos just want to leave so you can exterminate the 6 million.
WE HAVE TO STOP YOU ANGLOS!
WE CAN'T LET HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF REMEMBAH THA SHOAH!
>>143881613
The jews really brainwashed all those people
>>143881301
>America controlled by jews
>EU controlled by jews
>what would you get by leaving goy, you need us to escape from those bad goys over there hehehe
>>143881787
UNTERNEHMEN SEELÖWE JETZT
>>143881371
I know that would result in a more #believableworld, but the Livonian Order don't have any history and so would only be able to see their own provincesunless I write up all their tag and text files properly which I'm not autistic enough to do
>>143881421
The worst part is I thought Silesia would only be in Silesia so I made them western tech, so I'm expecting China to be westernized by 1600. I can't even change them to Eastern tech either because then I'd need to go and console all the province changes again and that's not fucking happening.I'll just deal with it in this game and then mod everyone south of Turkey and Russia as unciv
>at a wedding
>getting pounded by Klaus from the front and N'Gdege Mamadou from behind
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo_-KoBiBG0 starts playing
>>143881812
And that is why you vote LEAVE. Restore the commonwealth. Restore Britain. Restore glory.
>>143881760
Do people unironically view trump as some kind of savior? He just appeals to the far right in the most disgustingly populist way possible, he isn't going to change shit.
>there will never be an Anglo Union with only anglo countries
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
>>143882164
There was one. You fucked it up.
>>143882118
It's like you don't frequent a thread about vidya dealing primarily with history and government.
>>143882118
You convinced me anon.
I'm definitely voting for Hillary now, we need Her to shape this country into a socialist utopia, G-d bless her.
#ShillForHill
>>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i
>>[V2] - unHPM v1.3.1
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx
>>[V2] - 7 Years v0.3
http://pastebin.com/tsPsr70u
>>[V2] - Robmod v2.5
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi
>>[V2] - Visegradmod v3.2
http://pastebin.com/C8swKB9t
>> Updated Waggler Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB
>>143881613
You mean like in the UK where posting an inflammatory facebook status will get the coppers on your door? You brits are way ahead of us in this regard.
Also, I don't really see what relevance that article you posted has.
>>143882118
>mfw low IQ/low education people are more likely to vote Trump.
populism is democracy in it's truest form, prove me wrong
>>143882380
thankee lad
also what ever happened to visegrad mod, the guy used to post here all the time
liked him desu
>>143882410
The difference is the UK can change it's legislation, but it can't change EU legislation. When Corbyn is elected and the Army seizes power all this will be changed.
>>143882380
thanks Cobra
>>143882417
t. socialist who hates the working class
>>143882164
>you will never be Robert Monckton
>you will never authorise, nay, carry out the massacre of the Frendh settlers in Quebec
>>143882210
>>143882259
>>143882306
>>143882656
>tirggered americunts actually think they have an impact on how their country is going to be run
thanks for the laughs, boyos
>>143882572
>republic
>/pol/ pretends to be /leftypol/: the thread
inb4 500 posts deleted and all of /gsg/ permabanned
>>143881458
>>143825769
Here, lad
The bullshit 2m cap for each pop really hit me hard to be very desu, my people are still technically copulating more than any developed nation in the world (and more than a lot of undeveloped ones as well) yet I can't get my industry to grow as it used to because of this meme.
There's also small Ukranian and Russian minorities in some provinces in North Korea btw
>>143881574
Here pham
http://simsulla.org/index.html#download
>>143881639
2100, and possibly, yeah. Not sure how exactly unions work for them tough as most start with 0 techs, and you need certain techs to become part of an union by yourself. I think there's other ways to join trade/political unions, but don't count me on that.
>>143882656
>racism and bigotry
I can't even tell if this shit is bait or not anymore. Trump is pretty fucking proggie for a man his age.
>>143873996
>>143878610
Then the germans made a treaty with the entente because its ally austria hungary was in a civil war and it couldn t handle russia and the french front alone. In my mod austria hungary would be the heart of the communist revolution.
What do you think, its more about fun.
>mfw all the /pol/s sperg out completely once Trump gets elected and does nothing other than siphon mad monies from the lobbyists.
>>143882497
>When corbny is elected and when the army seizes power all this will be changed
Now, I'm not really well versed with internal politics of the UK, but this really sounds far fetched.
>>143882837
If you don't unironically think that a global government should decide the day-to-day actions of the common man and all forms of weaponry should be banned, all utensils and tools regulated and registered in a national database, YOU are the problem.
>>143882923
They want to scrap Trident and decrease military spending, which top army officers said they will not allow
>>143881639
End date is in the 2070's or 80's IIRC but the mod works fine if you extend it
>>143882891
>trump gets elected
>everyone on 4hcan suddenly becomes leftist
>>143882890
It's a pretty neat idea, but there's no way the GPs wouldn't do some heavy interventionism, especially with no ww1
>people unironically think this sea monster is cute
>>143870242
try to prove this wrong /gsg/
pro-tip, you can't
>>143883048
I for one look forward to memeing about right-wing christian fundamentalists like we're reddit
>>143882995
But a military coup? Come the fuck on.
>>143883091
What happened?
>>143883048
pretty much, all the newfags would freak out if they saw how lefty 4chan was in its first 5 years
>>143883118
It'll be just like when Bush was president all over again. Gotta always be contrarian
>>143883114
Can confirm, I pirate paradox games and I simply can't keep my dick outside twelve year olds.
>>143883048
>trump gets elected
>trump brings back jobs
>everyone on /pol/ gets a job and stops using 4chan
>endless amounts of middle/highschoolers pour into 4chan bringing leftist ideology
>finally free, dog bless you drumpf
>>143883178
It's somewhat realistic
>>143883091
Who is this and why do I keep seeing him posted on here?
Either way, fuck off, his hideousness is triggering me.
>>143883334
>"bring back" jobs
>/pol/ gets a job by undercutting SEA's 0,5$ a day sweatshop wages
righteous justice :^^^^^^)
>ded
Am I allowed to talk about football manager here finally?
>>143883629
It's more of a /gsg/ than memeversalis, so go ahead.
>trump gets elected
>builds liquor factories
>/gsg/ NEETs finally promote to craftsmen
>>143878983
Winter is over. The fronts can stop stalling now.
Except for my front, which is purposely kept the way it is because I don't care about the USSR any more.
>>143883705
finally lads our industry will be stronk
GOD BLESS TRUMP
>>143883705
b-but how will I find the time to shitpost on /gsg/ if I get a job?
>>143883927
>Eesti didn't survive the Soviet onslaught
>>143883927
>1942
>no stalingrad, moscow or leningrad
>don't push on as japan
it's like pottery
>>143883696
>>143883959
>been asking for almost three years
>this is the first time anyone hasn't said fuck you faggot/no
What happened? did le ebin galciv knockoff with nothing fun going for it cuck you guys up this bad? I stopped playing stellaris after abot two hours and haven't touched it
>>143884065
>dat spin
I'm getting dizzy lad
As technology progresses and the monarchs of Europe realise they need more than their name to legitimise their rule, Navarra finds new allies in Portugal and Scotland.
Meanwhile, the northern French state, led by the de Toulouse house, seeks to reclaim the Occitan lands from where they originated, and unite France in the face of threats from the HRE and a united Spain below them.
>>143884301
Unite Spain under Nafarroa m8
>it's a AI does the le ebin grossgermania playthrough
oh come on
>>143884510
those are some nice germaniums
Lads have the later start dates in EU4 been fixed now? I really want to start the Eighty Years War as the Netherlands. If not fuck the game.
>>143882804
Thanks for the link senpai
After Toulouse's disparaging defeat to the north French forces, conceding the Duchy of Limousin, the Aquitaine king found the opportune moment to attempt to reassert his dominance over the region, and once again bring the Toulousain back under Aquitanian control for the first time in over 50 years.
In Iberia, calamity struck as the Nafarroan king, Vela Jimena, suddenly died of typhus. Once more, a foreigner came to rule the lands, this time from the northern wastes of Scotland. This sparked the end of the Jimena dynasty in Navarra, but their line lives on in Eastern Europe.
Further south in North Africa, the Portuguese hatred of Muslims culminated in further annexations of land, leaving the Safi iqta with little useful land.
did paradox finally jew me? My CK2 is crashing on the launcher.
oi lads i was avin a think about makin a ck2 mod
germaniums aint finished but is this an okay province map lads?I'm planning on making counties into baronies and empires into kingdoms since paracucks are retarded and baronies were usually hereditary
>>143886338
spain's got a bit too many provinces
>>143886338
>I'm planning on making counties into baronies
shit idea unless you actually make the province resolution much much higher
>>143886338
If you plan on making counties into barronies, then the french provinces are far too big
>>143883927
I didn't even DO anything man what the fuck
>>143886484
It's gotta have that many m8.
>>143886487
>>143886501
Yeah the french provinces are still a little too big.
>>143886338
Spain has far too many provinces relative to the other nations. Historically, France should have the most. How far east are you going to go? No HRE or Poland?
>>143886709
>Yeah the french provinces are still a little too big.
Even still.
You'd need 7-8 provinces just in the current county of paris.
>>143886709
>It's gotta have that many m8.
no
version 2 lads
>>143887376
I propose an alternate mod.
Make all duchies one province and turn counties into baronies.
>>143887376
spain's got too many provinces
What is this shit?
I try to play as Sweden with HPM mod and form Scandinavia. But it says that I have to remove Finnish culture?
Is there any way to go around it?
>>143887376
Spain has too many provinces
>>143882062
I expected this to get more (You)s lad. Just so your meming isn't discouraged, this was a quality meme.
>>143885261
Lads please answer.
Vanilla start dates are okay, but with each DLC they were broken down into to dust. I'm guessing Mare Nostrum made it even worse?
>>143887376
Austria has too many provinces
goys I'm going to make a WE WUZ KANGZ mod for ck2 where you can be a KANG of AFREEEKUH
stop this memeing
>>143887998
memes are the lifeblood of /gsg/
>>143887929
But you already can. In fact it's probably my favourite pagan play through.
should i finish masturbating?
In 1449, two wars came to a conclusion simultaenously.
The Duke of Toulouse was resigned to losing all but Narbonne as Aquitaine reclaimed its lost lands, and Galicia was bisected by Portugal and Navarra after its ruler converted to Orthodoxy. Claiming that Santiago, the capitial of Galizia, should always remain in Catholic hands, the kings of the two Catholic states in Iberia seized the duke's lands and titles.And Portugal is determined to be North Africa, thanks for Portuguese Iberia Johan
>>143888315
get something to eat first
>>143888416
That portuguese iberia triggers me
Do you savescum?
>>143888146
>pagan
fuck off
>>143888764
sometimes
>>143888823
Remove yourself, coptic heretic
>>143888764
all the time :)
Thank you, Cobra. Thank you because I am joyful. Thank you because I am well. No matter how old I become, I shall never forget how we received Cobra two days ago. Centuries will pass, and the generations still to come will regard us as the happiest of mortals, as the most fortunate of men, because we lived in the century of centuries, because we were privileged to see Cobra, our inspired leader. Yes, and we regard ourselves as the happiest of mortals because we are the contemporaries of a man who never had an equal in world history.
The men of all ages will call on thy name, which is strong, beautiful, wise and marvelous. Thy name is engraven on every factory, every machine, every place on the earth, and in the hearts of all men.
Every time I have found myself in his presence I have been subjugated by his strength, his charm, his grandeur. I have experienced a great desire to sing, to cry out, to shout with joy and happiness. And now see me--me!--on the same platform where the Great Cobra shitposted a year ago. In what country, in what part of the world could such a thing happen?
And when the woman I love presents me with a child the first word it shall utter will be : Cobra.
Why is late-game vicky so boring? It should be the most fun part of the game, but it isn't.
Playing CK2. The King of Denmark reformed the pagan religion, I converted to the reformed pagan germanic religion. Afterwards I changed my tribal system to feudalism. This is the first time I did this so I'm still a bit unsure what this means.
Does the ''bonus effects for holding capital per empty holding slot'' still apply, or should I build additional buildings in the holding slots that exist now? And what is recommended to build?
>>143888764
I do. All the fucking time, at the first moment of things going badly I immediately reload, I technically haven't lost a single battle in paracucks painting simulators. How do I fucking stop?
I tried playing ironman in games that allow it, but I simply lose all the willpower to play the moment something goes awry.
>>143888764
Yes. I only play on iron man and when I fuck up I have to quickly turn off the mains.
>>143889221
>>143889169
Fucking pathetic
>>143888952
The coptic church was never considered heretical.
FUck off.
>>143888995
You don't do anything with your industry, just watch it snowball. Combat turns into gas attack and airplane/tank memery.
Wew lads
Which mods should I use with CK2? I already opted into an old version of the game (2.4.5) to avoid the memes in the newest patch.
Turns out I was using the wrong bitdepth for the terrain map, finally managed to get it working after learning how to save the file properly in GIMP.
Feeling really confident, hopefully will be able to release a version before the end of June!
>>143882380
>Croatia joined Germany10/10t.unHPM
It is a particularly strife period throughout the rest of Europe.
The French king in the North is defending the duke of Lorraine against the might of the Kaiser after a punitive war was declared by the Bavarians due to the sacking of Chambéry.
The count of Volhynia left his lands to his brother, the king of Hungary, but his cousin, the king of Poland, claimed that the land was rightfully Polish, and that it was much simpler to rule over it himself. The clashing of heads now pits Rurik against Rurik over the rights to the crown in Volhynia.
The Doge of Genoa, having promised future financial aid to the Basileus, managed to secure his present military aid in an attempt to break free from the Pisan monopoly on trade in the Mediterranean. Most of the fighting has occurred in North Africa, but there have been battles throughout the length of Italy.
And finally, the Dukes of Novgorod and Silesia put aside their differences to take apart the Muscovian lands, but despite their overwhelming difference in land, the Muscovian tactics are winning the war in the South, breaking down to Kursk, but the north is slowly losing ground as Novgorod oust the sortie from Bezhetsk.
>>143889649
croats are ostrogoths and thus germanic, it's no surprise they'd want to join a pan-germanic national union.
>>143889648
How hard is it to make a completely new map without getting constant CTDs when playtesting?
>>143888957
t. comrade Napoleon
>>143889853
>Egyptian Egypt
>>143888957
When will you lads cum on Willy's picture?
