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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, April 1st:
1924 – Adolf Hitler is sentenced to five years in jail for his participation in the "Beer Hall Putsch". However, he spends only nine months in jail, during which he writes Mein Kampf.
1933 – The recently elected Nazis under Julius Streicher organize a one-day boycott of all Jewish-owned businesses in Germany, ushering in a series of anti-Semitic acts.
1939 – Spanish Civil War: Generalísimo Francisco Franco of the Spanish State announces the end of the Spanish Civil War, when the last of the Republican forces surrender.
>News
EU4DD - March 31
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-31st-march-2016.916870/
CK2 DD3 - The Bonsai Tree
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/development-diary-3-the-bonsai-tree.916551/
>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/
# Archive
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WZZFXDyT!yyb25ZuLdLs0B8vhoKS3LA
# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>EU4 - BDSM
http://pastebin.com/vYbnKvK2
>>[CK2 - 2.4.5] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - 7 Years v0.1
http://pastebin.com/tsPsr70u
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.3 - 21/03/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.5
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar
>>[CK2] The Winter King v1.3.2
http://www.mediafire.com/download/ihvha395z0q87oc/BTWK_1.3.2.zip
Old Thread >>137113510
ignore the autist below me
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/r1s3v3z0d17ctya/liquornbureaucrats.rar
Reminder to encourage bureaucrats and build liquor factories.
Why are we so good at inventing memes, lads?
>>137195467
Fourth for still looking for input on this:
>>137193232
>>137195639
I don't have the desire to go back a thread and read, what is it you want input on?
What's a good first colony to conquer as Prussia in 1836? I want something I can turn into a state before the scramble (to maximize my colonial power) so Nigeria presumably won't do.
Macacos and Pica-Paus BTFO
>>137195636
it's what we do
>>137195467
Latest Vickymod link: http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi
Please have the OP updated next thread.
changed desu
>>137195931
fuck off bor
>>137195807
Libya.
>>137195550
>>137195556
HPM BTFO
>>137195903
>>137196063
>>137196117
Hello Rob!
>>137195931
Thanks Bohr
>>137195550
>>137195556
inb4 deleted by janny
>>137196238
t. report and ignore guy
>>137195797
Tldr: making KR mod for Portugal for the very rare scenario of Portugal beating Goring in the Colonial war. One potential outcome is Portugal getting North Rhodesia in a peace settlement, linking their mainland African colonies into one contiguous mass.
From this point, it's possible that Portugal decides to set up an autonomous colonial administration for their African holdings. They release Angola, Angola gets a new name, flag and cores across Portugal's holdings (like how Indonesia gets the Netherlands East Indies name and flag when they release them via event).
I need ideas for flag designs, names for this new entity, and flavour events.
Nicky
>>137195807
Warri is the best minor to conquer
Anybody know what might be wrong?
http://pastebin.com/HBbaCgdk
It treats "effects" as if it were a different decision.
In the decision screen there is a "effects_title" and "war_title".
I've checked the brackets in notepad++ and it looks fine 2bh
Absolutely loving this mememod 2bh
>>137196420
You fucked up your brackets. Use notepad++, it tells you where they match.
>>137196604
this
anyone who still uses microsoft's gay notepad is a newfag to the internet
>>137196341
t. rob
>>137196765
>implying HPM isn't rob and rangerage
update your memes lad
>>137196765
ur rekt btw
>>137197036
t. alpha
Wew
>>137195550
>>137195556
B T F O
T
F
O
>>137197432
>leddit
le aprol fools day meme XDXDXD
rick asley XDDDD
>With Wiz safely banished to the furthest reaches of space to make friends with Blorg, I am free to ensure there are no more Eastern Roman Empire related Achievements.
wiz btfo
Ha, fuck you England. We built the Titanic
DUDE
>>137198103
>blobbing into ASSPAIN
>doesn't even have natural borders
restart and try again
>>137198103
>Blobbing into Spain
>Rhineland is completely German
>>137197432
>wanting Vicky 3
>wanting shattered retreats
>wanting coalitions for taking a single province
>wanting epic ulm memes not letting you unify Germany
>wanting Victoria, garibaldi and bismarxk mana
>wanting "streamlined" pops
>wanting wanting multiplayer orientated gameplay
>wanting "Africans in history" DLC
>wanting cultures to be SJWed with Afro Americans and Americans merged
Is this the most obvious sign of a redditor?
>>137198447
>muh perfect shitoria
>>137198250
>>137198353
>>137198293
I don't want Rhineland. It would mean I need to invade Belgium to have pretty borders.
>>137198335
>>137198519
>Blobbing into Spain
>Rhineland is 100% German
>Walloons are being oppressed
>Luxembourg exists
>>137198619
>not wanting good looking borders
>not wanting all dem rhine coal
>not wanting blobs that actually make sense
>scared of belgium
git gud fag
>>137198519
>something not being perfect justifies destroying it entirely
t. stalin
>>137198619
>Pretty Borders
Rate Europe in 2015 lads
The UK, Belarus, Catalonia, Armenia, Kurdistan and Ruthenia suffered communist insurgencies and are starting a brand new Cold War within Europe, and both Germany, France and the Netherlands agreed to get the EU beyond a political union, spawning EU cores on the entirety of their territories. Greece and Turkey are military dictatorships, Russia is a democracy and still the greatest European superpower, Norway, Ukraine, Serbia and its puppets are populist dictatorships. There has been no migration crisis so far as Egypt, Lebanon, the Maghreb, Syria and Iraq are all still fairly stable, most being democracies even, and the UN partition of Israel is still strong. Great powers currently are Democratic China (no longer Kuomitang led), the US, India, Russia, Japan, the Workers' Commonwealth (the UK), Germany and Brazil, the later still led by a military junta and just surpassing France.
Around the world, most of Latin America are led by military juntas, India spreads its influence all across Africa and forced Theocratic Wahabinist Saudi Arabia to release a Shia state around the Gulf of Persia, Iran is a stable democracy ever since the UK put its boots on the territory and took the Shah out, Apartheid Saudi Arabia is still alive albeit unstable and underdoing, all of Central Asia but Kazakhstan are ploretarian dictatorships, East Turkestan is independent, North Korea is a democratic puppet of Russia, the Spratly Islands are Chinese and have over 4m people living in it, Indonesia is divided into Indonesia proper, East Indonesia, New Papua and a Borneo-based state, Cuba is a democracy allied with the Russians, some Some ex-French colonies still have their French flags which makes everything confusing as fuck, and I just overtook the US in clothes production, making me the biggest exporter of clothes in the world. I'm also in the top 5 exporters of machine parts, cigarettes, jewery and more.
No idea how Serbia avoided the Yugoslav Wars btw
>>137198884
>not enjoying the spics sticking their middle knuckle into your tender anus
>>137198989
>serbia
wew
>>137198884
>>137198835
>>137198693
FINE
I'LL INVADE THE RHINELAND. The constant war with Germany is annoying.
Especially they somehow keep my armies in check. I have Russia and Italy for backup.
>>137198989
>The UK, Belarus, Catalonia, Armenia, Kurdistan and Ruthenia suffered communist insurgencies
just like real life
>>137198447
>coalitions for taking no provinces
>>137198837
t. liquor pro
>>137199170
>>137199032
This is why you invade Prussia early for the Rhineland, to neuter the Germans
r8 it
>>137199170
>blobbing in rhineland
http://poal.me/rcbhw9
http://poal.me/rcbhw9
http://poal.me/rcbhw9
>>137199698
Bomb ass joke.
>>137198989
oh fug I didn't see ISIS had spawn when I took the picture
And it turns out they got a shitton of cores already
>>137199664
>not silesia
>>137199893
>Liberia
http://poal.me/zepjrz
http://poal.me/zepjrz
http://poal.me/zepjrz
>capital is in the Golan Heights
>has cores on Suez
>>137200817
>civilised nation
>>137200817
just like real life
>>137201074
Should be Tel Aviv or Riyadh.
>>137201269
i dont even get itdo a willy one
>>137201452
>not knowing about the underarm bowling incident of 1981
what are you, some kind of autist?
>>137202046
>liking cricket
Back to pakistan
>bonsai tree'
We getting East Asia in Ck2?
>>137202641
>not liking cricket
back to china
>>137202731
I really hope so, the game desperately needs more flavour. I hope to be able to retreat from Lisbon to Tokyo and due to my NASA super computer it will only take a week real world time with all the additional lag East Asia will cause.
>>137202731
>pls buy conclave
We getting Paradox PR representatives in /gsg/?
>>137202731
>tfw we will get asia before playable theocracies
thank you reddit and /r/paradoxplaza
>>137202731
i fucking hope not, the lag would be terrible.
>>137203497
>already have shattered retreat infamy and coalitions
You can't kill a corpse, anon.
How do the unknown ascendency areas work? Different fixed slots for each character or same for everyone or random generation on making the map?
>>137203889
sorry wrong thread and cant seem to delete.
>>137204124
Not a problem, friend. Have a great day/night.
I made a mod. pls rate
>>137203889
can you repeat the question?
>>137204189
you too
http://strawpoll.me/7243187
http://strawpoll.me/7243187
http://strawpoll.me/7243187
Sleep tight, /gsg/
>>137204252
>no france
it's beauti-
>no england
wew lad
>>137204260
Its for the path of exile general. Play both games and like to watch people shitpost about both.
>>137204336
Are we including the patch that conclave came with in this poll?
Virtually everyone agrees that Conclave was alright but the patch basically ruined everything that was possible to ruin.
>>137195467
So what's the general consensus on Conclave? Shit?
>>137198989
Shit that actually looks like a good mod. Where'd you get it?
>>137204583
Wait, what? Can you play conclave on 2.4.5?
>there are people who unironically play HPM
for what purpose?
Anyone else think shattered retreat would be all right if took an army much longer to recover, like long enough for a fort to fall?
>>137205034
>shattered retreat would be all right
t. wiz
>>137204890
No, but most of the bad things that came WITH Conclave aren't actually a part of Conclave, so there's some ambiguity in how to answer.
>>137205034
It would be alright if it was removed and simply retreating across multiple provinces automatically retreated you from battle and retreaters simply moved a bit faster.
The CK2 combat system is set up so that if you retreat the day of battle you don't take many casualties because all armies other than Nomads suck in skirmish. Before conclave you just had to monitor battle to ensure you didn't spend time in skirmish or melee.
>>137196358
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>137205367
>here's a piece of shit with a cookie in it
>No, but most of the bad things that came WITH the cookie aren't actually a part of the shit, so there's some ambiguity in how to answer.
Let's talk about Mr. HPM Mod Guy's campaigns. Let's talk about them in a very specific and personal way. Let's get down to brass tacks: It doesn't do us much good to become angry and wave our arms and shout about the evils of HPM's bunco games in general terms. If we want other people to agree with us and join forces with us, then we must protect our peace, privacy, and safety. Although I've spent most of this letter criticizing Mr. HPM Mod Guy, let me end by stating simply that unyielding rigidity is just as much a threat to the continuity of things as disgusting anti-intellectualism
>>137205427
t. Franco
Jesus Christ Italy
>>137205649
show craftsmen
>tfw the vicky 2 terrain map will always be the shittiest of all paradox games
>>137205649
>attract immigrants
>fourth in industry
>+1278
>>137205948(You)
>>137206436
It is really shitty, it has the potential to be beautiful like with RDS but vanilla its just terrible.
>>137206424
>no luxemburg
>tfw you missed the willy wagler call
>>137206110
what's the problem with attract immigrants? he's clearly using it right
>>137206072
thanks Cobra.
t. Kev
>>137206807
it's a meme, that's what
>>137206807
it almost never works because it requires a pop to want to move and then it decides to not go to the new world but then decides to stay in italy and then it moves there
internal pop migration is extremely low, almost all migrants to go amreica`
your challenge: persuade me NOT to do a comfy japan run in vicky 2vanilla
>>137205585
Yes, something is not shit because it was associated with something that was shit.
Otherwise Nazi Germany was shit because it came with Italy.
>>137207034
if he has the spare NF, there's nothing stopping him from using like that
not to mention he can close factories to get italians to move
>>137206807
It's a useless NF
Like 90% of the NFs in V2
>>137196560
>1366x76cancer
God I hope thats a chinkpad and you're using wineWhat's the name of the meme mod, i'm seeing it a lot but noone will let me in on there cool inside jokes
>>137207473
but nazi germany actually was shit, anon
>>137207547
nah, it isn't
>>137207564
>>>/r/paradoxplaza
>>137207473
It's much more like saying Nazi Germany is shit because it came with Prussia. The patch and the DLC are the same fucking thing.
>>137207564
Yes, but not because it came with italy.
>>137207559
NWO
>>137208029
>linking random boards
This isn't how this meme works, reddit.
>>137208139
>/pol/ and /r9k/ don't have the exact same userbase
nice try, /pol/I was only memeing when I used /mlp/
>changed the priority weight of life needs for soldiers in files
>their salaries went up
Okay, so 1) how do those "weights" affect the POPs, and 2) can you stick variables as values in the background?
>>137208391
>bunch of based white nationalists who go and shoot up kike infested institutions
>comparing that to the shithole that is /pol/
>>137207768
>>137208029
back to /r/paradoxplaza, Meneth
>>137208909
>liberal means left-wing
getting real sick of this meme 2bh, when will the eternal american stop pushing it?
>>137209070
>tfw HOI3 is infected by this epic meme
>>137209070
>the eternal american
getting real sick of this meme 2bh, when will the JIDF stop pushing it?t. anglo
>>137209289
>americans are anglo
getting real sick of this meme 2bh, when will the eternal american stop pushing it?t. kiwi
>>137209392
>having a flag referendum
getting real sick of this meme 2bh, when will John key stop pushing it?
>>137209691never
eu:rome 2 confirmed
>>137209784
>not continuing the shitposting
getting real sick of this meme 2bh, when will you stop pushing it?
>getting real sick of this meme 2bh
getting real sick of this meme 2bh, when will you memers stop memeing it
>>137210045
g-gettin real sick o-of these bants a-anon
>>137210475
t. alberto barbosa
>>137208909
そうだ.ね
>>137211025
meant to go to
>>137208643
http://strawpoll.me/7243541
http://strawpoll.me/7243541
http://strawpoll.me/7243541
>>137211025
actually meant to go
>>137210508
>>137211547
stop trying to take credit for my post, shitposter.!
Posting Johan's wiki page before it got shut down.
>>137211025
really meant to go to
>>137206072
>>137211513
>cuckpoll
rate my europe
>>137211631
ignore this shitposter
t. non-shitposter
>>137211683
back when memes were GOOD
>>137211683
The first raid will always be the best
>>137211864
そ
う
だ
ね
>>137211864
>Turks in Europe
0/10
>>137212032
Turks are European.
>>137212154
Nice try merkel
>>137212032
ok
removed the turks in this version
>>137212154
he's right you know
Anybody around that remembers my campaign? If so, I'll fill you guys in on what's happened since I left off. If not, I'll just wait until tomorrow when the board is busier.
>Not being hyped for the newest gsg game
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db6YDRhBarc
>>137212724
wew fucking lad
>>137195467
>not noting the better German history today
Happy birthday Bismarck
>>137212654
>discriminating against night/gsg/
fuck of if we innae good enough for ye
>>137212724
So who's gonna play this shit and post it here?
>>137212724
>gsg game
>grand strategy game game
>>137212724
how is obama running for reelection
>>137212963
Most likely me, I'm gonna buy it when I get my next paycheck...or poirate it
>>137212724
it looksfun
>>137213184
B A W S T A N
B
A
W
S
T
A
N
>>137212724
>Muppet Obama
>>137213098
islamic gommunismWas what Gaddafi did actually Islamic gommunism, lads?
>>137213409
Center-left Authoritarian with theocratic overtones.
Left-leaning equivalent of Pinochet.
>>137213407
W A T A H
A
T
A
H
>game CTD's whenever i select an army in HPM
what do i do lads
>>137213795
update your game, you are using an old victoria version
>>137213795
Play a good mod
Like robmod
Should I go and colonize overseas? Going for Libya at the very least.
>>137213971
So the new HPM version is only compatible with Wiz's memepatch?
>>137214095
>HPM for victoria2 v3.04
gee boss, I dunno
>>137213752
S W A T A H
W
A
T
A
H
>>137214061
this
t. rob
>>137214061
T.PTRS-kun
>>137214328
C A H
A
H
>>137214061
>>137214061
Yeah, You're Right.
>>137213407
>>137213752
>>137214328
>>137214526
get a room you gaybois
>>137214694
そ.うだね
>>137214825
ching chong chang
>>137214929
Yeah, You're Right.
Is there any reason you want any succession besides primogeniture? Everything else risks your kingdom blowing up if you have too many heirs or having shitty heirs elected that you don't want or stuff like that.
I try to be sort of realistic and play along with the feudal shit but honestly it's so much more effective to just get all autocratic and manage everything yourself.
>>137215054
I know that's why I said it
>>137215097
Yeah, You're Right.
>>137215095
Elective is the gamiest shit, just select a genius and watch him go.
Primogeniture is comfy though because it ensures you'll keep all titles and allows for ebin roleplayiums
>>137215250
>he doesn't know
>>137215289
k-know what
>>137215576
elective got nerfed, now basically your vassals just pick literally the worst choice and all vote for him
>>137215760
Since when? I don't play post conclave because fuck shattered retreat, muslim-christian coalitions, infamy and magna carta style councils for everybody in the 8th century because CK2 is supposed to be comfy.
>>137216003
it's been like that for a while, lad
rate
>>137102650
pls lads
>>137216076
wew lad
>>137216076
post pops
>>137216094
For naval, have about as many light ships as heavy ships. More light if you have to choose, generally.
>>137216046
Oh, that? Yeah, the difference is negatable, they still ultimately elect who you want
>>137212724
>barack obama voiced by kermit
>>137216076
shit I didn't even post the right one
rate
>>137216964
>stealing memes
>>137213409
>>137216094
Spam whatever best ship you want because the AI never disbands its ships and only remakes when it loses them
>>137214095
Yeah, but he released a compatibility patch for old versions
use that
>>137214078
Libya, some spots along the West African coast, maybe a chunk of the Caribbean
>>137216964
>Not wanting Kermit Obama ruling America as masculine Trump comes forward
Truly the most political of commentary
>>137214078
>no bohemia
augh you little cunt gogger
>merchant republic is born
>no way to kill
>whole country is in the hands of the merchants
i've done it. i've removed slavs.
>>137218071
remove asia
>>137218071
Augh you little cunt gogger
>>137218071
The steppes should belong to Mongolia then dumbass not arbitrarily split between japan(?) and china
>>137218607
>he doesn't like glorious manchukuo and mengkukuo
>>137212654
I always thirst for assyria,
>rngesus xDxD
why wasnt conclave called magna carta
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Are there any good lotr mods? Probably not right?
>>137220869
whingeing poms BTFO
>>137218071
i made canada blobbier
please rate
>>137221174
>australia and new zealand part of the same country
delet this
>>137212654
POST ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>137221285
At least that country also happens to control what appears to be the entire pacific, including both the Philippines and Hawaii?
I don't know what the fuck is happening, but is there a bug that makes your moral authority gains negative? Because I have been winning all my holy wars and it just keeps decreasing. I just won a holy war and the 3% that was supposed to be added was instead subtracted.
>>137221391
I don't care lad, delet it NOW
>>137221285
>>137221553
ok lad, enjoy scandinavian new zealand
>>137221804
would you prefer canadian new zealand?
>>137222156
THE ONLY country I would accept being annexed by is the glorious british empire, this is NOT negotiable
Why the hell does the AI ALWAYS pick fights with absolutely everyone?
>fight a huge independence revolt
>notice a big army sieging your lands
>it's the fucking UMAYYADS
How the hell is that even remotely smart? Also my troops just literally vanished into thin air without me doing anything, I think I'm done for today.
>>137222324
>en mä jaksa edes huutaa2.jpg
>install HPMeme
>install compatibility patch because i don't wanna play wiz's meme patch
>game still crashes whenever i select a unit
HPM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>137222536
Just install the memepatch you cock
>>137222536
unironically don't even mind wizpatch 2bh
>>137222536
What does the wizpatch even do again?
>>137222613
No, Wiz fucked up my favorite games and i can NEVER forgive him
>>137222720
just play the game and hate wiz at the same time lad, that's what the rest of us do
>>137222720
What does CK2 2.5 have to do with Vicky, lad?
>>137222536
how did you install the compatibility patch?
>>137215095
I pick Ultimogeniture for the younger ruler and longer reigns.
>>137222692
Biggest thing is that in crises where only one side has a backer they automatically win, and you can tick a box next to decisions to make them not highlight the decision box.
>>137222879
>I pick Ultimogeniture
enjoy your regencies lmoa
>>137222819
Wiz made an optional memepatch and HPM being the faggot he is made his mod only compatible with it even though 90% of people who play vicky 2 don't even use it like how Rob buffed all his favorite countries
>>137222836
unpacked the zip, dragged and dropped the contents into the HPM folder then let windows work it's magic
>>137223004
Not a big deal. Marry young and stop producing heirs at a certain point and you'll never have to worry about it.
>>137223161
Almost everyone uses the meme patch because it's actually a good addition to the game
>>137223204
>stop producing heirs at a certain point
enjoy not getting alliances lmoa
>>137223262
Eh? Marry off the boatload of kids you should have anyway and you'll have plenty of alliances.
>>137223256
then why the fuck did that retard HPM make a compatibility patch when it doesn't even work
>>137223161
Y'know, as good an argument as the "I do what everyone else does" meme is it's blatantly false in this case. You're part of the slim majority who refuse to use the meme patch.
Honestly the literal only differences I can see are the right clicking goes to diplomacy and toggle interest for decisions, both of which are useful non memes.
>>137223340
>stop having kids
>boatload of kids
t. seduction pro
Which one do I marry?
>>137223674
guinevere obviously you pillockwhat mod?
>>137223783
>guinevere obviously you pillock
b-but muh alliance with Powys and muh most beautiful woman in Britain
>what mod?
The Winter King
>Eu4
>Roman Empire
wew lad wouldnt that make potentially 3 "Roman Empires dicking around at the same time?
>>137223990
>potentially 3 "Roman
what did he mean by this
>>137224125
>what did he mean by this
What did she mean by that
>>137224125
>Roman Empire
>Byzantine Empire
>"Holy" "Roman" "Empire"
>>137224190
>Byzantine Empire
>Roman
>Holy """""""Roman""""" Empire
>Roman
topwew lad
>>137224190
>Roman Empire
>Fake rome
>Pretender rome
fixed that for you.
>>137223986
is itfun?
>>137224367
>fixed that for you
>muh byziboo
Your /r/paradoxplaza is showing, me lad.
>>137224353
>>137224367
>>137224190
>>137224170
"ro"MAN" empire
"RO"manempire
"roman" "emanroman"
"EMRAN" room roam ROMAN
"ROAM MAN"
"ROMAN"
"EMP" "PIRE"
"ROM" "PIRE"
"roman em" pire
"roman em"pire"
>>137224190
i remember there was an emperor in the HRE that sold the fucking title of emperor to some Portugese faggot. what a joke of a "Empire" and a mockery of True Romans
>>137224621
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWEMPIRE
>>137224621
EMPMAN ROPIRE
>>137224639
As I recall the last heir sold his inheritance title to the roman empire to the french monarch of the time. He never used it but hilariously that gives France some claim to being the successor to the roman empire. So who the fuck isnt the roman empire? We got the ottomans, Germans, Russians, French, British, Italians, Finland. Who else?
old meme alert
>>137224596
>Roman empire
>Doesn't control Rome
>Doesn't control Italy
It's like calling yourself the king of Jerusalem while holding territory only in England.
who /paradoxplaza/ here?
>>137223161
Then there's something wrong with the patch, might want to let the guy know
tbvqh me lads the true Romans are the Welsh.
The Romans conquered Britannia up to Hadrian's wall, then anglos invaded England, leaving Wales as the last vestige of the Empire in the west. Spain fell to Germanic Visigoths, gaul fell to Germanic Franks, the Byzantines were orthodox heretics.
Wales is the true successor to the Roman empire.
>>137224798
USA is the soul heir to the Roman Empire.
>>137223414
For people like you
He said when he released it that he didn't test it and asked a macfag who wanted the thing to test it
So I guess that guy got it working
>>137224863
No that would be Austria who is the king of Jerusalem.
>>137224887
reminder: the welsh are genetically identical to the english, and they ALL speak english as their first language
>>137225009
Cymru am byth, my fellow Germanic brethren!
>>137225124
take your meme language back to the dark ages where it belongs
>>137225284
I don't know what you're talking about. Welsh is a Germanic language.
Poor Prussia
Lost its Eastern Territory and now a Republic
>>137225585
>republics east of the rhine
its terminal
>betroth my son to leige's daughter
>leige dies almost immediately
>kill leige's son (new liege)
>wait out a generation
>now playing as son married to duchess
>she finally gets pregnant
>has a girl
>dies in childbirth
So, I can either give up hope of diplomatically taking this duchy for another generation or two, or I can betroth my daughter to my brother.
Them's the breaks.
So i finally went back to playing the real europa universalis
What a breath of fresh air. No mana points, no bullshit buttons and mechanics that the AI doesnt even use.
overall a polished working game. Why the fuck did i ever bother with eu4 in the first place?
>>137225585
Sucks you can't make poland out of it
>>137226473
>tumour morocco
WHAT THE FUCK
>>137226473
>Why the fuck did i ever bother with eu4 in the first place?
Because spending 10 years trying to kill a stack of rebels is the worst.
>>137227140
t. amateur pro
>>137227140
you cant deny that the dlc has gotten out of hand, mare nostrum is the perfect example, instead of fixing cossacks they immediately started developing the next round of features nobody wanted.
>>137227239
/r/paradoxplaza, the official forums and the rest of the shit eating casuals want it though.
>OH BOY, NOW I CAN FORM THE ROMAN EMPIRE IN THE RENAISSANCE! THIS IS TRULY THE FUNNEST GAME EVER
>>137227372
im so fucking sick of all of those cunts, you cant even criticise paradox's money hungry practices because they imply its a privilege to be able to purchase these wonderful dlc's
anyways im done with eu4, i could never warm to it in the first place, mana points was the worst decision they ever made.
>>137227239
Not saying eu4 is good, but it has less things that make me want to throw my monitor out of a window.
rebels that almost always disappear after one or two fights instead of running away every 2 seconds as an example.
little things like this make the game more enjoyable.
>>137227538
noice blue Prussia
How do I stop my economy from going shit after getting sphered lads?
>>137227372
To be slightly fair every nation west of the urals claimed to be the successor to rome at some point. But still for a nation to be considered as the true roman empire would not fly.
>>137227951
Get unsphered.
>>137217423
I just finished integrating them.
It also says "Integrating Bohemia" in the sidebar thing
>>137224621
romromromromromromromrom
524f4d414e20454d50495245
68-74-74-70-73-3a-2f-2f-77-77-77-2e-79-6f-75-74-75-62-65-2e-63-6f-6d-2f-63-68-61-6e-6e-65-6c-2f-55-43-4a-57-76-47-69-44-4c-49-46-4c-7a-43-69-59-38-41-6e-4a-54-56-62-67-68-74-74-70-3a-2f-2f-69-2e-69-6d-67-75-72-2e-63-6f-6d-2f-53-67-7a-64-32-4d-48-2e-6a-70-67
how do Igenocidepops in my puppets?
>>137228292
You cant
Should I break ties with France?
>>137228754
I think the best decision would be to___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ uninstall.exe____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>>137228225
have we finally reached Peak Meme?
>>137228754
>Not maintaining the integrity of the HRE
0/10 emperor would not vote for.
>>137225585
I DON'T LIKE THIS
ALLAHU AKBAR *fart*
R 8 T E
how many lads here use the4114meme
>decide to take a break from vicky with some good ole EU3
>trading, marrying, having fun
>think to myself, why I don't play EU3 more often?
>look east
>remember why
>>137230980
clean up your borders first
>>137230743
wew
>tfw the last 2 versions of HPM require wiz patch and the compatibility patch doesn't work
>>137231070
>>137231070
As much as people meme about EU4 I have never seen borders this disgusting in any single game I've played in it.
>>137231260
Why not use the wiz patch lad?
it really isn't bad
>>137231260
calm down lad don't do it, it's just a game
>>137231260
Wiz patch is pretty good desu
vote
>http://poal.me/oj433v
>http://poal.me/oj433v
>http://poal.me/oj433v
>http://poal.me/oj433v
>http://poal.me/oj433v
>>137196358
Anyone have input on this who isn't just a meme spewing funposter?
What's the best total conversion mod for v2 lads
>>137232729
robmod
rate my 'organic' new world
>tfw need wiz's gay ass patch to use HPM
im switching to robmod i`ve had enough of this faggot
>>137233623
>im switching to robmod
You're making the right choice anon.
>>137233729
This. HPM is an insufferable faggot. He should've been making a compatibility patch for the fucking unfinished beta patch made by the strait master wiz not the other way around
>>137233742
europe
>>137233847
t. rob
>>137233847
Lads, are you trying that square flag mods with HPM's last version and compatibility patch? They don't work together
>>137233913
It's too late lad, the uprising against HPM/Rob/Rangerage has finally started, there is nothing you can do to stop it.
What are the best colonial provinces for turning into states in Victoria 2? I know Southern Nigeria and the Congo have great RGOs, but they're too densely populated.
>>137234054
THIS
WE ARE TAKING BACK /GSG/ FROM HIS MONOPOLY
NO LONGER SHALL /GSG/ BE OPPRESSED BY HIS SCHEMEING
FREEDOM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM
>>137234054
If we're against every one of them, which mod am I supposed to use lad?
Also is New World Order mod good lads?
Is it worth sphereing Sardinia-Piedmont when they're going to become a GP relatively early on anyway? What about Two Sicilies?
>>137234183
None, we must make our own mods so that he can never have a monopoly on /gsg/ again
>>137234095
Nambia.
Flood it with Germans
>tfw you lived to see HPM/Rob/Rangerage overthrown
If I want to sphere most of Europe as Greater Germany in HPM, how much of South America can I hope to sphere?
Recommend a good mod for vicky2
All the mods in the OP are meme mods and are probably made by /twg/
>>137234407
Not one made by HPM/Rob/Rangerage
>>137234449
thanks for the advice
why must I be cursed with terrible borders?
>>137234376
You can sphere it all if you play your cards right and has a lot of patience
Just make wise use of investments and take guyana
>All this HPM shitposting.
Hello, steam group.
>>137234818
>giving them attention
just report and ignore
>>137234549
Just changeowner the AI's autism desu lad
>>137234549
USA will buy Alaska anyway, if they also conquer Columbia these borders might look nice. CSA'll also get conquered in a few years
I'm releasing Hungary as Austria so that I can form Germany. Which countries with shared cores should I release before releasing Hungary?
Is AI Netherlands likely to rise to GP status in HPM, seeing as it starts at #9?
>>137235359
Banat and Siebenburgen, they get South German as primary iirc
>>137235508
sometimes it can, it has a lot of good colonies
>>137235508
It usually does in my games, but falls off rather quick
>>137234407
Victoria ultimate is probably the best m8
Closely followed by PDM
>>137235508
It sometimes can, and usually does if it rejects the Treaty of London and wins.
God dammit, Germany got Gross
Fucking Bavaria
>>137234407
NWO
>>137236742
Proud Noble Saxony.
>>137236742
>rank 8 industry
What are you even doing lad
>>137236742
That's not even Großgermanium
r8
still build up industry btw
>>137205649
t. Emilio de Bono
Can you play as Rhodesia in any of the Hearts of Iron 3 mods?
I want to be a Rhodesian ape exterminator and #MakeAfricaWhite
So I am playing as Mexico in victoria2 and I am in a war with Scandinavia together with the USA which is my war leader. He keeps peacing out for no fucking reason whatsoever, is there a console command to stop him from doing this shit?
>feels
>>137237752
Straight off the front page of reddit, fuck off.
>>137237707uninstall.exe
>>137237818
>implying i knew
So if anything happens and Reddit notices it you will denounce it?Hipster trash
>There are actually people who play a country as pathetic as Germany
Are you proud of not being proud?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
>>137237885
Because it is probably just a picture of a random dude and a caption to get karma
How to make MEIOU faster?
>>137237983
uninstall.exe
>>137237752
He's probably shedding tears over all the german girls he got to rape, missing the good ol' days.
Fucking Russians, not even human. Shoot the russian between the eyes.
>>137237983
I think there's a flat map/no water mod on the steam workshop, that might help.
>>137238240
t. germ
>>137238450
Nup, Anglo masterrace.
Patton was right, we should've kept going.
>>137236002
t. unhmm
>>137238483
>anglo
>patton
>we
Get out my country you race traitor
>>137237894
what is this
>>137238645
The future :)
>>137204252
>World is balkanized
>Ottomans still just as strong
>>137238738
DEUTSCHLAND
DEUTSCHLAND
I think I've exhausted Victoria 2 by now.
It's probably the only grand strategy game I know how to play.
I really want to play EU IV, but I don't really get it. I just can't seem to work it despite being able to build gorgeous, stable empires in Victoria 2.
Anyone got any general tips for a vague problem like that? What differences do I have to wrap my head around?
>>137238526
>we not meaning the allies in this context
wew, reading comprehension certainly is a forgotten skill
>>137239090
>"anglo" wants to take commands from an american
GET OUT
>>137239026
EUIV only seems complicated because it feels like there's more that you should be doing
In reality there's just not much actually going on in the game
>>137237894
Give it a while
Then you can watch the inevitable riots in a few years as a side effect of the million Germany took in
any tips for playing as sardinia piedmont
>>137239165
Please explain.
>>137237669
Back to your containment board please
vote
>http://poal.me/3ne59b
>http://poal.me/3ne59b
>http://poal.me/3ne59b
>http://poal.me/3ne59b
>http://poal.me/3ne59b
>>137239160
>>137239090
>>137238526
>>137238483
>>137238450
>shitposting
>>/steamgruppe/
>>137239371
>not shitposting on /gsg/
>>>/lgbt/
>>137239780
Rob pls go
>>137239364
but seriously, why is le liqueur meme so effective
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
wew nice prank xDDDD
nice maymay jannies
:^)
Oh the maymaysRolling for Willy name
wtf is going on lads
HIROSHIMAAAAAAAAAA
buy stellaris
>tfw you opened the web page 2 hours ago so it's not changing to that retarded google plus theme
>have not played CK2 for a while
>pirate all the dlcs like a good boy
>play for hours
>something feels wrong
>check off Conclave
>game is suddenly fun
what else should I remove
>>137240871
IIRC, shattered retreat, coalitions etc were added in 2.5 patch, not Conclave. You should use a mod to remove them
>>137240871
Sunset invasion
what is this
Thanks moot
>>137241491
Moot ist tot, this is Hirojiro's work
it's 12:15am on april 2nd you retarded gook, put it back
>>137241665
Thanks Lela!
>>137241706
I will nuke your disgusting desert hideout you island nigger
Why are you all namefagging?
can someone kill me already this formant is shit
>>137241775
how can you nuke us if you can't find us on a map :^) ?
>>137241775
>Rafael
Gay name bro
Rolling for George V
>>137242185
WE WUZ
>>137242214
KANGS
>>137242185
>>137242214
>>137242493
Eric, simply eric
>>137242786
you know nothing
>>137241779
t. Leah Dillon
>>137242786
t.rob
>>137242897
Don't hit on me silly boys. ~
>>137242786
t. roberto
rob here ama
What the hell is this chrome shit?
>>137243117
Pull the other one terri
get alberto
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>137243196
t. judith schwartz
>>137243131
It's because Moot has started working for Google Plus.
It's what we in the business call "a joke".
>>137243252
>tfw only two letters away from being dwight howard, the best assistant regional manager on gods green earth
>>137243294
t. essie
Rolling for Rob
>>137243551
T.chink
Stop namefagging rob
>>137243551
get out of my country REEEEEEEEEE stop driving up auckland's house prices REEEEEEEEEEEEEE stop voting to change the flag REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The hell just happened to my page...its all white and blue
new thread lads get over here
We don't have an official steamgroup. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not steamgroup, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it
How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, April 1st:
1924 – Adolf Hitler is sentenced to five years in jail for his participation in the "Beer Hall Putsch". However, he spends only nine months in jail, during which he writes Mein Kampf.
1933 – The recently elected Nazis under Julius Streicher organize a one-day boycott of all Jewish-owned businesses in Germany, ushering in a series of anti-Semitic acts.
1939 – Spanish Civil War: Generalísimo Francisco Franco of the Spanish State announces the end of the Spanish Civil War, when the last of the Republican forces surrender.
>News
EU4DD - March 31
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-31st-march-2016.916870/
CK2 DD3 - The Bonsai Tree
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/development-diary-3-the-bonsai-tree.916551/
>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/
# Archive
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WZZFXDyT!yyb25ZuLdLs0B8vhoKS3LA
# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>EU4 - BDSM
http://pastebin.com/vYbnKvK2
>>[CK2 - 2.4.5] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - 7 Years v0.1
http://pastebin.com/tsPsr70u
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.3 - 21/03/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.5
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar
>>[CK2] The Winter King v1.3.2
http://www.mediafire.com/download/ihvha395z0q87oc/BTWK_1.3.2.zip
Old Thread >>137195467
>>137244304
wew
>>137244304
>new thread lads get over here
>
>We don't have an official steamgroup. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not steamgroup, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
>Report and ignore it
>
>How fares your empire, /gsg/?
>
>This day in history, April 1st:
>1924 – Adolf Hitler is sentenced to five years in jail for his participation in the "Beer Hall Putsch". However, he spends only nine months in jail, during which he writes Mein Kampf.
>1933 – The recently elected Nazis under Julius Streicher organize a one-day boycott of all Jewish-owned businesses in Germany, ushering in a series of anti-Semitic acts.
>1939 – Spanish Civil War: Generalísimo Francisco Franco of the Spanish State announces the end of the Spanish Civil War, when the last of the Republican forces surrender.
>>News
>EU4DD - March 31
>https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-31st-march-2016.916870/
>
>CK2 DD3 - The Bonsai Tree
>https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/development-diary-3-the-bonsai-tree.916551/
>
>
>>Random Country Picker
>http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/
>
># Archive
>https://mega.co.nz/#F!WZZFXDyT!yyb25ZuLdLs0B8vhoKS3LA
>
># Mods
>>> READ THIS FIRST.
>http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>
>>>EU4 - BDSM
>http://pastebin.com/vYbnKvK2
>
>>>[CK2 - 2.4.5] - After The End
>https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>
>>>[V2] - 7 Years v0.1
>http://pastebin.com/tsPsr70u
>
>>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.3 - 21/03/2016
>http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>
>>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.5
>http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>
>>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
>http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>
>>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
>https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar
>
>>>[CK2] The Winter King v1.3.2
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/ihvha395z0q87oc/BTWK_1.3.2.zip
>
>Old Thread >>137195467(OP
>>137244304
Nice going, Nicole
>>137244304
wew
>>137244140
AND WHEN THE BAND PLAYS HAIL TO THE CHIEF
OOH THEY POINT THE CANNON AT YOU LORD
>everything is so fucking white i cannot fap to porn anymore
Ebin,simply ebin
>>137244963
IT AIN'T ME
>let's make space great again
what did they mean by this
>>137244304
real new bread get over here
>Delegates The Lion: 752 / The Liar: 463 / The Who: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
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>>137245209
thanks donald
>>137245198
>1st april
>taking anything seriously
>>137245198
Build an intergalactic wall and make the illegal aliens pay for it
>>137245209
t. donal drumpf
>>137228159
Augh you little cunt gogger
>>137245424
t. Jon Lebowitz
>be me
>playing CK2
>be awesome king of italy
>italian warlord
>defend of the holy places
>have a son, only child
>give him an awesome sounding italian name
>watch proudly as he matures into a fine young man
>allow him to go off for several years to fight with the templars
>he comes back many years later with a german fellow by the name of bartrand
>bartrand is an amazing soldier and proved himself to be a fine leader, or so my son claimed
>give him a chance
>name bartrand as the new marshal
>he's a great martial
>truly, I've never had one better
>many years go by with many successes for my kingdom thanks to the new martial
>eventually begin to hear certain rumors...
>notice that bartrand and my son spend quite a lot of time together
>ohchristno.jpg
>walk into my son's room one day to discuss his arranged marriage
>there's bartrand sucking his cock
>explosion.gif
>have the two of them arrested
>won't suffer a homosexual as an heir
>my whole court pleads mercy for the both of them
>have them all arrested for supporting such heresy as well
>have them all executed
>have bartrand torn apart by strung horses
>can't bear to watch my own son beheaded though, so i don't attend his execution
>my realm destabilizes
>the whole nation erupts into a twenty-year long civil war
>here i am at the height of the chaos
>drinking enough wine to drown myself
>thinking about my actions many years ago
>feel regret for causing all of this madness
>well, you can't change the past.
Here's to you, Nicolo and Bart.
>>137245510
t john oliver
>>137245392
>posting leaked version screens here
Do you want Paradox to stop giving us CBT you cunt
>>137245349
it's the 2nd of april though
this post will reveal HPM's real name to us,
>>137246134
World has timezones you know, it doesnt revolve around USA.
>>137246267
>implying
>>137246209
>Cisneros
He really was Argentinian.
>anglo names
I'm mildly triggered
>>137246395
Rasheed
>>137246395
t. Chapman
Johan get
>>137246395
Im triggered /pol/ doesnt have nazi official names instead. What a wasted opportunity
>>137246395
White privilege is having your names used in an April Fool's event on 4chan.
pls buy stellaris
let's go FUCK SHIT UP
this post will reveal kojak's real name
REEEE GOOGLE GET OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>137246267
>yuropoors are this retarded
Rolling for Johan
Rolling for Johan.
>>137247154
>>137247318
go away pararcuck shills
Is this 4chanX or what?
name my city
>>137247552
wrong thread lad
>>137244304
>>137247569
It should be my name, which should be Rob
>>137247652
thank
>>137247569
Nuke Bait
>>137247652
t.not going to say it
>>137247719
>not Berlin
What should my goals be as the Ottomans in HPM?
>>137248084
Shrink smaller than modern Turkey and maintain GP.
>>137248084
Take all possible lands in Europe and release every possible countries in asia/mideast. Make Turks European and white
>>137248084
Reclaim what you lost in the European mainland.
And conquer the whole of Austria.
Turbo-blobbing, yes. And puppet stuff in Africa/Arabia because they're otherwise useless.
hi friends I'm here from reddit to say hi
>>137247719
fuck off
>almost the entirety of Asia either in my sphere or my puppet
>suddenly Japanese reactionaries
>no troops in the home nation
>they win
>lose all of my spheres and puppets
>mfw
>>137248642
>losing to rebels
You did this to yourself.
>>137242786
You know nothing, rob
new dev diary for hoi4
Now to the important announcement: Hearts of Iron will be delayed until Q1 next year. This is because after getting lots of valuable design input from DDRJake we have realized that Hearts of Iron IV as it is now is missing a crucial physical connection with its players, and it would be unfair of us to release it until this is done.
Worry not however, we have a great solution for this proposed by Jake himself - Dance Dance Revolution Mat integration! No longer are you simply a passive observer, you can instead march in real time (soundtrack will be replaced with 100% marching band music) with your soldiers towards Moscow! Not enough for you? We have also developed a revolutionary Bucket DLC System(tm) that lets you slosh through authentic pripyat swamp water*, mud and scorching hot sand (requires oven (not included)).
Bugger!" Tom The Baloney Guy hissed. "That Right Awful Dodger Just Billywhizzed My Dapper Silk, Oy Wot You Facking Cunts!".
Tom The Baloney Guy was way past his usual limits for scum like this pack of schoolboys. He drew 2 fabulous looking Wheellock Revolvers out of his trusty trenchcoat. The first firearm, nicknamed "Willy" had a 10-Bolt Magazine. Note that I used "magazine" and not "clip". Thank you.Willy certainly lived up to its name. Willy's barrel had a notch on it for every bad-egg it had slain. Obviously, it had several extensions to the barrel to accomidate for the several dozen odd engravings of death on it. The result was a 12-inch powerpistol that spewed its deadly missiles with pleasure.
The second gun, "Mosley" had 10 rounds loaded in its clip this time. Not a magazine, a clip. It also had cogs embedded into the barrel which travelled at high speeds to accelerate the bullet. A miniture valve was attatched to the gun to supervise the hotness the motherfucker tore up. It had been given a industrial-rustic-yet-Victorian themed finish which gave the delightful little fellow a real character of its own.
Tom The Baloney guy was standing his ground. The stakes were drawn. Wild Wacky West Showdown at Broadway 0600 hours at The Big Ben Tower In London,English Province IXX,Grand British Isles Imperium. Shit was heating up in this Taco Stand -_-
However my dear reader, I feel as if we've thrust you into the action of the deep end a little too quickly. Let's turn back the notch a little bit,pippip cheerio me ole wanka!! *does steampunk parkour backflip into time cortex portal*
CATCH THE WAVE NEXT TIME ON /a/ WHEN
EPIC TALES OF STEAMPUNK PARKOUR FOR ADVENTEROUS AND SEXUALLY POTENT GENTLEMEN: THE JACKARSE CHRONICLES OF TOM THE BALONEY GUY CHAPTER 2:A Pinta Lager,A Packet o' Crisps,A quick smokum on the tobacky, an Observitum Of The Man U On The Telly and a willy waggle in the lads toilets HITS THE STREETS,PIPPIP CHEERIO!
t. robfucking hell cobra, why do you always miss out the first part of the story
In distant worlds how do I upgrade a small space sport to a medium one?
I tried deleting the existing small one but it still wouldn't let me build the medium one. I have a design ready too.
>>137249524
Right click the spaceport, there should be in the menu there something about upgrading.
>>137249524
there's a button, you can right click and upgrade
It's definitively doable but it's been a long time since I last played so it would help if you posted a screen of the options
g-guys, since we're not on a blue board anymore then maybe y-you could post... you know?
>>137249657
>>137249705
Thanks senpaitachi, I found it after I accidentally scrapped it and killed my scientists then rebuilt it.
>>137249975
wow does the plural of senpai go to senpaitachi or is that the new filter for senpai?
>>137249581
Why do I always get girl names
>>137250180
New 'Women in /gsg/' DLC, you probably forgot to disable it.
hi lads Hitler here leader of the third reich with an ama
>>137250263
Was Poland worth it?
>>137250263
How's the life in Argentina?
I like how quoting a post says +(You) now. It makes me think do I really want to give this person a (You) and the answer is invariably no.
>>137250382
yes, Danzig was very important to Germany, it had to be done
>>137250431
warm, weather is nice, sometimes I get a little homesick
Who should I start as in EUIV + Meiou?
Portugal, Castille, UK etc are too European
>>137251097
Ottomans?
>>137251097
Sweden?
So you can forcibly resettle pops in Stellaris, right?
Does that mean I can resettle all nonwhite pops out of Earth and put them on, say, Tropical planets? Also maybe create entire sectors for different races so as to simulate racial nationalism?
>Work my way from duke to Emperor inn a single generation
>Form Germany
>Convert
>Lose ALL my vassals
>Lose Emperor position
>not even an elector
>fucking conclave means I cant get max crown authority
>cant leave the HRE since its my main title
>wont form another Empire because I want to be german
What the fuck do I do to fix this?
>>137251314
probably not
>>137251097
Serbia
>>137251097
Byzantium :^)
how to build liquor factory?
>>137239895
Because it's true.
>>137247719
>not civ 4
consider suicide
>>137248394
consider suicide
>1924 – Adolf Hitler is sentenced to five years in jail for his participation in the "Beer Hall Putsch".
it was just a prank bro
>>137198989
what mod ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slDEboPlmhE
>After an eight year hiatus ROMANCE OF THE THREE KINGDOMS makes a triumphant return!
>Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIII will launch in North America on July 5, 2016 for the PlayStation®4 computer entertainment system and PC via Steam®.
Nice. It's an ancient Chinese Grand Strategy, for those who haven't played the series before. At least, I'd classify it as a Grand Strategy game.
twitch /arumba07
watch mare nostrum stream
>>137253558
bump
>>137253558
New World Order, I've heard it's buggy as fuck though. It starts at 1946 and end at 2098 or something like that. If you play do tell me how is it
>>137249273
Fuck off rob
>Spamming liquor factories is no longer viable in HPM
Remind me again why I would ever even think about touching this shitty mod with a 30 foot pole?
>>137254793
because he has a monopoly on the /gsg/ modding scene and there are no other options.
>>137254941
>you can have a monopoly on modding
wew
>>137254793
>>spamming liquor factories is no longer viable in HPM
What? Liquor is still almost universally profitable.
>>137255154
Stop it anon, you are ruining his shitposting
>>137255075
have you seen how other modders are hounded out of here?
>>137254793
If it's not liquor, then it's something else. Unless you completely revise the whole economy in the game, it'll always be exploitable
>>137255201
Other modders shitpost.
HPM's claim to shitpostery is "do you have sources to back that claim?".
>>137255193
>anon
Never again.
>>137255201
Yeah, afpg, 7 years guy, winter kings guy, mcg, the guy doing napoleons legacy
Besides even if no one was around there's not necessarily a relation. /gsg/ had periods of almost no mods and periods with a lot of modders active
It's not like the guy holds people's notepad for ransom
>>137255376
>afpg
He and HPM are a working partnership
>winter kings guy
Yesterday was the first day he showed up. He's not even close to a /gsg/ regular and doesn't come here to post updates
>mcg
forced out as well, if I remember correctly
>napoopan
the original napoopan was driven out though
>>137255543
winter kings guy posted here before
mcg is posting updates for his mod
the original napoopan went to law school in california
no one can drive anyone out in an anonymous image board retard
>>137255543
>>137255201
never forget hpm is a time travelling janitor hellbent in terminating any other modders active
he's using his janitorial and time travelling powers to oppress /gsg/
i'm sending this message from the future to uncover his conspiracy and contact John Connor for the salvation of mankind
>>137255325
Yes, this is the commonly used justification for forcing out all other modders.
>>137255617
Winter kings guy is still not a /gsg/ regular. You could say the same thing about the guy doing After the End. How often do we see him?
Where are mcg's posts?
Napoopan was driven out after we found his historines
>no one can drive anyone out in an anonymous image board retard
You weren't around here when rangerrage was driven out, were you?
>>137255812
it's painfully obvious that you are the only one forcing your time travelling HPM meme. You can always tell it's you because you have a distinct writing style that gives away that you try to speak english as a second language.
>his name is not Rob
So I just finished a Venice run in CK2 and I wanna do another with V2. Are there any mods that set up an independent Serenissima at starting date? I don't wanna use the uber generic shit that comes with the base game and modding the localization files myself is too much of a pain in the ass.
>>137255823
>this guy doesn't count because he does flags for everyone but I say he doesn't count
>this one doesn't count because he's not a regular
>new poopan doesn't count because the original guy went to law school
never mind he spent a whole fucking time here after his stories incident
oh wait that's hpm's fault too
mcg was never posted updates for his shit regularly and you ignore the 7 years guy
rangerage left because he wanted
if he wanted to stay, which he should have done it, he would
not to mention he was driven out by rob
What should I play as in HiP CK2?
/GSG/ 2029 A.D.
HPM ROSE FROM THE ASHES OF THE JANITORIAL FIRE.
HIS WAR TO EXTERMINATE MODDERS HAS RAGED FOR DECADES,
BUT THE FINAL BATTLE WOULD NOT BE FOUGHT IN THE FUTURE.
IT WOULD BE FOUGHT HERE, IN OUR PRESENT.
pagan
>HPM can't drive out anyone, its an anonymous imageboard.
>Rob drove out rangerrage, even though Rob was banned at the time.
Pick one HPMIDF
>>137256076
What's the correct reaction to having your own words forced as a meme by someone else?
It's not a situation I'm familiar with.
What the fuck is going on
>>137255812
Kek
>>137256125
Chill dude. Computer game mods on the internet aren't something to get worked up about.
I said in my very first post "the /gsg/ modding scene". Winter King guy is not a /gsg/ regular at all. You never mentioned 7 years guy but I can tell you that he's part of the steamgroup, so you can make your own opinions regarding that.
My point is, HPM dominates this place. Other mods can't survive. A playthrough will pop up once in a while and then be forgotten for months on end.
>rangerage left because he wanted
>not to mention he was driven out by rob
Nice contradiction buddy-boy. Funny thing is, I never accused HPM of driving out rangerrage. Just calm down for a minute.
>Shitpost once about HPM
>Thread explodes
Nice meme!
fug
>>137256772
idk bro but if you keep waggling your willy to him your dream might just come true :)
>>137255376
>Yeah, afpg, 7 years guy, winter kings guy, mcg, the guy doing napoleons legacy
>>137256662
Wew
>>137255812
Rolling for John Connor
You all seem like pretty cool people, don't come to /gsg/ tomorrow.
>>137256989
>You all seem like pretty cool people
What general have you been visiting?
>>137257061
Lol, nice burn bro *hi five*
does anyone have that vic2 tech guide?
>>137256989
t. hanks farn
>>137257175
(insert epic color blindness joke here)
>>137257175
It's in the archive retard
>>137257175
>>137257195
Shut the fuck up Carla, we all know you haven't been able to please your husband since you turned 40.
We've been fighting a long time. We are out numbered by HPM. He's working around the clock,without quit. Humans have a strength that cannot be measured. This is John Connor. If you are listening to this,you are the resistance.
>>137257584
>HPM is shit
>Robmod is shit
>NNM is too aged
I just want to go back to the good old days
>>137257156
t. Mata
Hey is Victoria 2 a good game to play tall with or do I have to blob like with EU4 to have something to do?
>>137257689
unHPM makes HPM better
>>137257689
I knew it. I knew it was coming. But this is not the future my mother warned me about. And in this future, I don't know if we can win this war. This is John Connor
>>137257803
>unHPM
>good
>playable
>ok
>anything positive
shut the fuck up you stupid cunt
>>137257710
You can play tall and it's comfier because playing as blobs in that game is just tedious
>>137257817
Got the right initials.
>Tfw Elder Kings and Warhammer won't be updated for Conclave for a while
>>137257929
This is exactly what I'm talking about. It's not HPM who's driving out other modders, but his fanboys certainly are.
>>137258136
>Conclave
How does Paradox manage to make their game shittier with every DLC release?
>>137257710
There aren't many events and shit in this game though. Id you never go to war you will probably get bored
Also I suggest USA for a tall play, just get your cores from Mexico, kill the xonfederates and then just sit on your ass, built a gigantic industry thanks to your huge immigration rate and sphere everyone
>>137258195
>thinking something is shit makes you a fanboy of someone else
>stop oppressing people
Wew
>>137258195
Sorry for hurting your feelings bro... :(
>>137258220
I don't know Fannie, I don't know
>>137258195
HPMyarchy is keeping us down
>>137258195
>Clearly states HPM is shit in prior post
>HPM fanboy
Haha nice! NICELY MEMED! I LOVE IT!
>>137258220
Dover strait in the next EU4 patch :)
>>137258425
Run Vicky, before Rob rapes you!
>>137258636
Kek
>Feel like playing After the End or at least some vanilla
>Remember that Enclave is a thing
>Go back to Vicky 2
Fuck you NeoParadox.
Rolling for Johan
>>137258636
>Newman
Back to where you came from friend
>>137259483
Fuck off goy, us chosen own this place now you filthy unwashed gentile.
ALPHA here requesting an unban from the steamgroup
>playing Germany in 1944
>friend of mine explains what happens if i menage to get nukes and beat USSR
>strategic bombings
All me
t. Cobra
>>137260107
CAN'T SIMMER THE ZIMMER
>>137259737
Please buy stellaris
This layout hurts me head
Is it cheating to use console commands in Vicky to change government type rather than wait for rebels?
>>137259737
Only if you buy stellaris and send us proof that you have purchased including the receipts.
Ottomans got BTFO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6flTC-gvTo
Russian Empire the strongest!
>>137260541
B-but it's not out till May, right?
>>137260581
ayyyyyyyyy
>>137260772
You will not be unbanned until it is released and you prove you bought it.
We will also be kicking anyone who does not buy Stellaris from our steamgroup as it is now Stellaris Exclusive Membership.
>>137259471
Will join you brother
>>137260581
Suppose you could say you uprooted the Turkish weed from your garden.
>>137260427
It's cheating to use the console.
>>137260857
How did Germany get so gross?
Also, why are you letting Montenegro stay independent of Serbia?
>>137260581
>only 4000 cannons
>>137261151
>How did Germany get so gross?
unHPM does that
>Also, why are you letting Montenegro stay independent of Serbia?
all in my sphere, going to form a Yugoslavian puppet soon
>>137195467
I guess everyone is roleplaying like it's /r/paradox now
>>137261381
Shut up Claire, go back to the kitchen and blob into several cakes
so uh
revenge I guess
>date
>>137261381
THIS ISN'T ROLEPLAYING CLAIRE
HIROYUKI SOUL'D THE SIGHT TO GOOGLE
WE ARE THE REDDIT ARMY NOW AND MIND YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE OR THE FUCKING MODS ON THIS SUB WILL BAN YOU
>>137261561
zoom out m8, we want to see
>>137261561
> 559 1
> 17 10
> 44 9
>First in global, but SP flag.
What's going on in there?
What version is Winter King for?
>>137261561
>Conquering rightful Turk clay
Absolutely disgusting
>>137262308
>rightful Turk clay
Burgas?
>>137262308
>rightful t*rk clay
>>137262308
>t*rks
>"""""""""""rightful""""""""""" clay
>>137204252
>Andalusia
>Not Al-andalus
Бля, тyт тeпepь вceгдa чтo ли тaк бyдeт? Generally OHUJET
>>137204252
>Poor little white boy mod
Na
>>137264125
>French
Rolling for taytay
>>137264278
Almost accuratly, bljad
>>137204252
>Europe still dominates the game
Ayyy everything's going to plan
>>137265438
Lad fuck off seriously the only HOI games tolerated here are axis /independent ones.
>>137259471
Rolling for memes
>>137265646
*tips hat worn by classy gentlemen from black and white movies*
Hey guys. I started out as a count in Balaton, with the idea of building up the Magyar/Hungarian empire, but Carpathians got in the way. I have three kingdoms (Balaton, Poland and Great Moravia) plus I can now create the Kingdom of Croatia. So my question is, there's no empire I can create from this, right? I have to go for one of the AI allowed empires, so the closest one would be the Wendish Empire, right?
Also, is there a penalty for holding on to more than two kingdoms, like there is for duchies?
>>137260581
turks btfo again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttkuhsKpbvg
Give me a nation to play on HPM lads, haven't played vicky for months.
>>137267346
Laos
Does anyone know if the conclave DLC is already in the mega folder ?
>>137267346
Israel
>>137267845
N**i
no such thing exists.
You mean National Socialist Workers Party inspired? or inspired by nsdap?
wew i wonder what name i`m gonna get lads
Rolling for any meme name
>>137267957
ottomans completely destroyed, so after this I will farm them and farm persia.
>>137268013
>>137268096
mine's better
>>137268096
WAGGLE YOUR WILLY
>>137268212
Post map after war
How do I stop my vassals from declaring war on neighbors on their own? It ruins the direct vassal mapmode
Pre-Conclave I could just fix it with maximum crown authority but that doesn't exist anymore
>>137268779
Have you tried not playing >Conclave?
>>137268885
Knowing paradox, not having the latest DLC but having the latest patch would just break everything
>>137268779
>vanilla conclave
Never ever do this ever.
Conclave is completely shit and broken
>>137269314
Will laws work like they did before if I just disable it?
>>137269130
If you bought the game you can just use the beta feature and roll the version back lad.
>>137269405
If you're on 2.4.5
>>137269462
Presumably they patched other stuff too, though
Game plays soooo well without India.
Just updated CK2 to the newest patch and keep getting this error message
"The program can't start because pdx_online.dll is missing from your computer"
Anyone know how to fix this? Google turns up nothing
I spent only like 100 game years playing post-conclave ck2 so maybe the real "fun" is ahead of me but so far I didn't have to deal with any game breaking stuff you guys keep complaining about. Is it just memeing?
>>137269702
>Caballero
How is Light Cav in 2.5.2? Are they as OP as Jinetes were in MTW?
Also, swearing fealty to Charles is just about the best insurance policy there is...
holy shit lads it feels like im posting on leddit
Testing to see if trips still work today
>>137270107
t. Dorothy
>>137269791
Enjoying the shattered retreat lad?
Steamgroup raid again? Fuck off with your tripfag faggotry
Also pls tell me how is NWO mod lads. I want to form the Fourth Reich after WW2 and fuck everyone else's shit up
Rolling for Johan
>>137269914
...although, the realm is headed toward chaos soon, as the heir is Pepin's unmarried, 40yo brother. Their younger half-brother belongs to the powerful House Nibelung. Very much looking forward to making gains in the imminent power struggle---I foresee major faction/claimant wars for the various component kingdoms, and Francia coming apart altogether.
The Viking Age is well underway as well. I hate micro-ing these bastards from my own shores, but it's better than losing tax income.
>playing conclave
>5th civil war for increased council power already
Ffs this dlc is shit. I pity the fools who spent $15 on this crap.
Rolling for Rob
>>137270243
t. Steam group
>>137270361
There is no fascism in NWO so you can't form nazi germany. You can in the modern day mod though which was the predecessor to NWO but it's basically just vanilla with new borders, reskinned units and reskinned techs
>>137270361
It's alright, I once inherited the British Raj when they went bankrupt and ended up with 1.5 billion British.
>>137270573
>is no fascism in NWO
Did the mod's maker change fascism to nationalism to appeal to /r/paradoxplaza or something like that or did he completely remove it? I've heard that there are rumors about that lad being a neo-nazi, so maybe they changed the names but also made a few subtle details?
>>137270582
Wew, have you played it from start to the end? Were the any lags or the usual economy fuckup?
>>137270214
It doesn't bother me at all, Yolanda
>>137270898
Fascism does not exist in any meaningful way in the modern world and the mod reflects that.
There are however Populist parties which follow a similar purpose.
>>137271014
>Fascism does not exist in any meaningful way in the modern worldBut the mod ends in 2092 ladSoon
>There are however Populist parties which follow a similar purpose.
That was basically what I was asking for though, thanks
"""""Historical Plausibility Project"""""
No spies in Austria, no spies EVER invested in Austria, my party somehow got 35% popularity there by October 1936. Anschluss'd November 3rd.
>>137271014
Maybe in your world you beta retard , but fascism is alive an well. Just look at UKIP, Trump etc. I know lefties like to hide from the truth, but we're making a come back.
>>137270898
1946 onto about 2060, when it got too slow.
Economy seemed to run fine, but early game anyone but the major Europeans is going to be sad and broke near-constantly, while late-game stacks up so many bonuses everyone lives in the lap of luxury.
If you successfully pull off a financial attack (which can happen because the AI is retarded) credit in your capital allows you to roll in money and bankroll your entire nation at -100% tariffs.
Pls buy Stellaris
>>137255543
>>137256662
>>137255823
I am a regular here, I just started to post with my trip on since the beginning of the week, when I started posting updates and answering questions.
>>137262250
2.5.2
>>137271342
>UKIP
>Trump
>fascist
wewewewewewewewewewewif only
>>137271474
They are populist though
>>137198447
>you shattered retreat even if you win
>infamy and coalitions for putting down revolts
>no ingame decisions can be taken by anyone while ulm exists
>victoria, garibaldi, and bismark "hero units" that you place on certain territories like CK2
>"streamlined" economy, all RGOs replaced with "food" and "materials"
>multiplayer metagame where you can level up individual nations for future runs
>multiple full priced dlc adding meme nations like jan mayen or canada
>all cultures replaced by White and POC
What a time to be alive
>playing Ireland in Vicky 2
>set Unionist as the leading party
>all these fucking revolts
Wew, lads. Fucking chill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
They declared war on me without me expecting it, and now they are in ruins, God Willed It.
Plesae buy Stellaris
Rob here.
Who /getting robbed/ here
>>137271551
vastly diferent ideologies
and ukip is the closest thing to libertarian that the UK has
they're just nationalisticjust as every party should be
>>137272572
Anyone who bought DLC haha
>>137272703
Man that is one sick burn Ellis!
Are you related to Bill Gates btw?
>>137270898
I have heard the same rumors, reddit of course called him out on it but he denied it. idk if hes a neo nazi but hes certainly not a leftist or liberal
>>137273036
calm down pablo
Hey /GSG/, I made a dank new meemee! I call it "Tsar Nikolai II, By the Grace of God, We, NN, Emperor and Autocrat of All Russia, Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Chersonese Taurian, Tsar of Georgia; Lord of Pskov and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, Finland; Prince of Estland, Livland, Courland, Semigalia, Samogitia, Belostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugorsky land, Perm, Vyatka, Bolgar and others; Lord and Grand Prince of Nizhny Nogorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Belozersk, Udorsky land, Obdorsk, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and all of the northern countries Master; and Lord of Iberia, Kartli, and Kabardia lands and Armenian provinces; Circassian and Mountainous Princes and their Hereditary Lord and Owner; Lord of Turkestan; Norwegian Heir; Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and others, and others, and others."
What do you guys think?
Fucking Kalat ruining my borders.
Anyway rate my Sikh Empire -> India
>>137272846
I doubt he would freely call himself neo-nazi there, even if he is. They would probably linch the guy
>>137273036
>not being neo-nazi
oy vey desu lad
>>137273156
Release Pakistan
Who here /mussolini/ ?
>>137273865
Crikey. Do you need a cuppa?
>>137273812
Mussolini is pretty great, it's just a shame all his cronies were beyond useless.
I gotta say I think Codreanu was the dankest Fascist of all time.
>>137273812
Mussolini was a good guy, but Hitler is the authority of our ideology, our ideology isn't materialist it is biological and thus racial, we simply wish for racial purity any inhabitents which this policy affects can be paid in full, we don't seek any enemies and on the contrary we seek as many allies which hold our truths, all nationalists are of the same class and in the same struggle we must work, mobilize and unite against the ones denying our birth right of unity with our race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfpjLsMgAsw
>>137274084
>racial purity
German and Pure is an oxymoron
>>137270427
Shit, Karlings are toast. Pepin was forced to abdicate following the extremely unpopular passage of 'Ruler Title Revokation'.
Can't wait to see what shenanigans unfold now.
Fucking cookie captchas, now I want cookies.
>>137273982
I have For my Leigonairres on my e-book, going to read it after Musollini's autobiography. Already read all of Mosley's works, he's another top lad
>>137273865
This is a Jew.
>>137274220
If it wasn't you wouldn't be able to commen
>>137274259
>This is a Jew.
Nice try Daniel Gabriel.
Can we all agree that pic related is a pretty complete list of all the top-tier fascists/national socialists/falangists?
>>137274234
Mosley was doomed to fail. Fascism and Britain just don't manage.
>>137273982
Léon Degrelle is my fascistfu
>>137274259
My ideology doesn't come from any hooligans or people that call themselves national socialists but add to it and chain us to morally bankrupt people.
>>137274084
+1 respectfully disagree
Where do you start drawing up borders though?
For instance:
>Caucasian
>European
>Germanic
>Anglo
>English
>Northumbrian
Where does one race end and another begin?
t. Pro-EU centre-right voting Brit
>>137274637
Those are not races they are ethnicities.
They are all white.
t. rump
>>137274952
Very scientific.
New thread
>>137275001
>>137275001
>>137275001
>>137275051
>muh god of science
t. reddit
April First is a horrible day.
>>137276940
>>137276827
>>137276747
>>137276596
>>137276413
>>137276326
>>137276306
>>137276276
>>137276210
>>137276141
>>137276070
>>137275958
>>137275835
>>137275784
>>137275548
>>137275403
>>137275384
can't we just stop arguing and buy Stellaris
guys the bump limit hasn't been reached why is there a new thread?
>>137279342
we reached it but mods deleted shitposts so
>>137279564
>mods
It was a janny or I would be banned lad :^)
t. shitposterMods aren't stupid enough to delete posts from a thread that has reached bump limit, only the autist /gsg/ janny is
>>137282013
for what reason? we have a new thread
>>137270142
hey there whispering Bob
>>137270142
Lost in Translation is my favorite movie
>>137284278
It's mine too Kent.
I have a LiT poster in my room, is that too much Kent?
>>137282147
This thread is better you dip.
I bet you're a white ass craka, your name is Mayo ahahaha.
real talk nigga
>>137255154
shut up rob
>>137286381
t. rob
