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>Marathons:
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon

>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
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duke is b*sed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVCzYLxBK74

rip rhodesia
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Duke stream donkey
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Nobody who actually speedruns posts here
Nobody who actually speedruns posts here
Nobody who actually speedruns posts here
Nobody who actually speedruns posts here
Nobody who actually speedruns posts here
Nobody who actually speedruns posts here
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>>123718112
whatcha doin there son?
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>>123718162
I'm looking forward to seeing Mike again, since it's *highly* unlikely that his mono will last much longer!
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>>123718112
what a friggin qt
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>>123718396
>2hrs
she's bored man
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>>123718112
what a cute lesbian
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>>123718160
I probably do. Unless youre live right now and im not seeing you.
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tfw no duke stream
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>>123718396
>>123718490
reminder that the best speedruns are between 40 minutes to 1:30.
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>>123718747
Based
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>>123718852
name 5 good speedruns in that region
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>>123718747
Yes. Or, he would be, if he said those things. But thanks for the screencap, /v/.
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>>123718747
wait a second......... this doesn't have anything to do with speedrunning................................
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>>123718747
why did I even check to see if this was real
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>>123718969
I'd hit your sweet spot over and over.
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>>123718941
sorry I can only name one, my dick in your mouth any%
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>>123719124
:o
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post speedjams
youtube.com/watch?v=k-51B66Sl4
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>>123719410
youtube.com/watch?v=NbxqtbqyoR
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>>123719410
>>123719526
nice videos guys!!
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>>123719526
this is my freakin jam right here!!!
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>>123719410
https://youtu.be/IcnakL92X7g
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Is there any tricks or glitches for that spider game any%
Or is it just a finish all levels as fast as you can run?
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haven't posted here in a long time

are we still a post-post-ironic wonderland? do we still use "yashi" as a synonym for "epic"? do we still bait people for exact responses?
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>>123720296
here's a trick for ya
quit falling for forced shitty memegames
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>>123720296
why don't you just ask caveman himself i don't think he even looks at this thread
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>>123720373
ya
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>>123720383
>>123720392
Sry for trying to talk about fast games
I'm just going to go back to being a lurking newboi
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>>123718976
https://twitter.com/PHIL_FlSH/status/666647385494446080
???
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Nobody here speedruns kill this general
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>>123720579
that doesn't really work when you're asking about a game that only one person runs or knows anything about especially when they don't even come here
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>>123720653
The real Philippe Fisherton account is this my man
https://twitter.com/PHIL_FISH
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>>123720653
but that's a troll account
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>>123720653
thats not his real account, familia
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So I know that some Emulators are allowed when it comes to speedrunning but I feel like there must still be a difference between an Emulator and a console that gives the Emulator an edge.

Today a World Record got shattered, the guy used an Emulator to beat a world record that was only created 2 days ago and he beat it by ALOT (24sec on a 1h 18 run)

Thats not the first time either, whenever the guys using the Console breaks the record after weeks and months, the Emulator user breaks it in 3 attempts the next day.
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>>123720806
I didn't know he doesn't come here, he posted webms last thread and I only know like 4 guys who "speedrun"
This seems like the best place to ask
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>>123718160
I triple host you all the time buster
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>>123721042
I fucking love r/speedrun desu.
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>>123721042
what game is this in reference to anyway?
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>>123721042
>he beat it by ALOT (24sec on a 1h 18 run)
My favorite part
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>>123721074
Caveman has never posted webms before
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IT'S FINALLY HERE
TIME FOR /srg/'S DAILY ~epic~ NAMEDROP!
I CAN HEAR IT COMING
OH SHIT
IT'S A BIG ONE
OH MY GOD
IT'S HERE
GET READY
FOR
yashi
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>>123721574
http://www.speedrun.com/Secret_of_Evermore
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>pretends to not read the thread
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>>123721042
24 seconds on 1h 18 minutes?
rofl
a LOT lol(laughing out loud)
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>>123722001
#aboveitall
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>>123722001
ABOVE
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>>123720423
shi
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will sr6 finally have the MiniDonuts emote
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>>123722239
it already does
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>>123721816
Then who's been posting the spider webms?
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>>123722320
Who?
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>>123722302
>pol pot is also there
based as heck
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What OoT category should I learn? No 100% and Any% please
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>>123722462
so mst?
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>>123722462
mst
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>>123722462
no doors Kappa
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>>123722462
All Dungeons
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>>123722320
If you look hard enough, you'll know who it is.
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>>123722239
where the frick are the spookathon 3 vods
someone said they'd be uploaded
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>>123722772
No
I literally know no one here
Only person I thought browsed here apparently doesn't
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>>123723007
they're just yanking your chain brother, caveman runs a different spider based video game for the ps1, the game you're thinking about is spider rite of the shrouded moon which is currently being run by snowfats who DOES come here
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Reminder.
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>>123723317
When will adam speedrun a good game :/
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>>123723876
more like
>When will adam speedrun
am I right????
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>>123722462
DANK% XDXDXD!!!!
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>>123723317
Always sad to see people from broken families
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zfg pls stream
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>>123724394
he had the sega master system so you could tell his parents didnt love him at all

what a shame
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>>123723007
I found a few places that reverse controls and one spot you can relatively consistently clip through a wall, but they're not useful
Double jumping right and building webs in places you're not supposed to be able to make things bearable
>>123723309
I am caveman there is only one spider game
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>>123723794
he is an auxiliary member of the MHC which gives him the cred to say it
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>>123723794
you didn't have to imagine it if you saw his amnesia run in srg4
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Is Kirbymastah our boi?
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>>123726138
he kinda really is to be honest
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>>123726138
>Subbed to Cereth
No
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Ion
Squid
Wally
Pvtcb
MoofinMoofin
Pyatters
Noobkillerroof
Cyghfer
Cyberdemon531
bjw
Snowfats
Hexade
Chanzeux
Tony0gbot
Mal0s_
SoothingPlumTea
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>>123726704
You forgot Narcissa
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>>123726704
>no me
:(
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>>123726704
*notices I'm not on list*
*pretends to not care*
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>>123726704
Hi!!
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>>123727030
i'm actually glad not to be on the same list as those faggots, but if you want to think otherwise, go ahead.
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>>123726704
remove me please
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>that feel when you're the only person left who even streams your speedgame anymore
>that feel when just about ready to exit this life
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>>123728216
Why does it matter how many other people play the game you run? That doesn't make any sense. Why do you care about this?
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>>123728216
I know the first feel, not the second cause I aint no punk bitch.
Ain't that bad for me desu. My game aint easy so I dont expect people to try and stay for long.
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>>123728443
Maybe he'd like some competition to motivate him or someone to discuss the game with or to race with. Geez anon.
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>>123728443
Competition is fun and can motivate you to a higher skill level.
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>>123728670
>>123728703
Okay. But not required. Certainly not worth being that depressed over.

Relying on what other people do to be happy is a one way ticket to depression.
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>>123725125
So you're saying euros and Brazilians don't love their kids?
Looks like your theory checks out.
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Reminder that nobody who posts here actually speedruns
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Imagine this kid getting pounded by the black cocks he craves so much.
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>>123729943
eldermeme
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>>123729943
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>>123729943
http://puu
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>>123729943
>de double shirt pull hesitation
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>>123730362
OH MY GOSH he is so self conscious |:3
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>>123730654
Benezia...
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our boy chibi is live
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>>123730857
thanks bro
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>>123730857
>>>/v/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn2dsND-bYQ
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>>123731238
>>123731103
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>>123730251
what was the thrust even in response to
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>>123728117
there's so many things i like about this picture
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>>123730161
imagine being trapped in a room with those 4 niggas....
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This is different. It's a shame I can't retrieve the armor, since it would save the headache of getting back out.
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>>123726704
SQUID CLICK ASSEMBLE
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>>123734041
>mfw
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srg dies tonigth
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poor gari
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How fucking stupid can he be
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Reminder that MM7 has no competition
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>>123743961
*lists a bunch of names of shitters with awful times*
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>>123731743
Some sick play in whatever the heck game was being played at the time, might have been Nintendoland
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>>123743325
he probably says 'atm machine' as well
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>>123728117
shouldnt this be reversed
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>>123743325

I don't understand
is it the mod or subscriber?
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>>123745014
>de hippie spacing
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>>123718242
That's not true, stay mad because you feed into the god gamer stigma like the pathetic beta that you are.

We need a list of people who feed i to the god gamer stigma.

I'll start, Caveman. When Callumbal made the pretentious tweet about being the best speedrunner in existence (that isn't even a thing) Caveman replied something along the lines of 'You've got my vote, thus confirming he is a c'uck and that he plays into the god gamer stigma. Entry number 1.

Entry number 2: Darkman, plugged him out of blue from no where yesterday calling him a 'beast and generally slobbering all over his nuts. RKS wannabe to boot.


Entry number 3: Mr 'Literal Reddit Mod' Shasta, posted about how Callumbal is literally a 'god gamer and always will be'

Add to the list.

I will NOT rest untill all whiteknight betas, donation fags and god gamer c'ucks are removed from the thread.
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>>123746024
who's cumball? and why are so many people talking about him/her?
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>>123746024
#rks standards are low. we all know that. just have to namedrop golden and that is all
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>>123746703
Check the previous thread for a good summary.
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InB4 a bunch of cliquey psuedo god gamers become the judges for the NASA submissions
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>>123748854
does naeglaria even have a click
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>>123746024
Ok this made me look at his twitter

>Reminder that you're only as good a speedrunner as you choose to be. It's all mentality.
Holy shit I haven't even heard of this asshole before you rks lickers brought it up.
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>>123748854
anyone can be a judge. i'm a judge and i'm actually watching some of these runs i've never seen before. i'm only judging the games on 3 parameters: fast movement/progression, glitches/sequence breaks, and how random it can be. if you or anyone can think of any other parameters to judge it on, let me know, or become a judge yourself.
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>>123749575
Everyone who liked this tweet needs to be gassed
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>>123750127
dick size should be taken into account. if the run is shitty but the runner has a nice juicy dick that would be good for boner cam then it should be accepted
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>>123749575
Oh and of course he looks like a fucking fairy.
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>>123749575
I will never understand people who take speedrunning this seriously. I can understand being passionate about it and putting a lot of effort in, but treating it like an art form is pathetic.
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>>123750462
RTA is an anagram for art
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m_

IS

LIVE
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>>123750954
also rat and tar, both fits perfectly on #rks
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>>123751405
oh shit
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>Adam still refusing to come out of the waifu closet

Come on, Adam. The real reason you don't have a girlfriend is because you have Ryuko
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>>123751405
noice
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>>123751782
This meme is about as good as THE PLATES.
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Please run Far Cry 4 Slayer
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>>123757830
Kill yourself cunt
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>>123751782
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smoochdown
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>narcissa playing WWHD
>its a lets play

cheeky
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>narcissa stream
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>>123761687
>>123761704
>>>/v/
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>like 10 posts in 4 hours

jesus christ what happened to this place
i go afk for 2 weeks and suddenly serg is a ghost town..

damn.. cold..
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>>123762245
>damn.. cold..
it's winter
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>>123763281
>living in the northern hemisphere
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>>123764421
There is not one country of worth in the southern hemisphere.
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hey what happened to that donation purity meme
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Remember when Slayer did speedruns of Far Cry 3? Good times :)
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>>123761875
>The queen isn't srg related
Hello?
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>>123766231
Wouldn't she be the king now?
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>>123765237
It isn't a meme, donation fags are getting run out. Every time someone speaks the truth on the pathetic scum we have a donation fag or someone involved with a donation fag try to defend it somehow (there is nothing to defend, it's pathetic) and they always get told to fuck off. There is less of them everyday and they've all been removed from the /srg/ stream list. Things are looking good for /srg/.

The next orders of business

- Removal of people who feed into the god gamer stigma

- Removal of clique shitters who don't speedrun

- Removal of people like Cfb who constantly force Pie, don't speedrun and think they are so hard that they can discuss World of Warcraft in the speedrunning general

- Removal of jealous monkey posters

- Removal of all SJW's

- Removal of all tranny filth

- Removal of all niggers

- Removal of all nuthuggers of ANY kind

These are the steps that need to happen to make /srg/ a better place, & believe you me, I will be fighting for this hard, as I've being doing since day 1, & I WILL suceed.
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>>123766737
Are you going to remove pedos too?
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>>123767039
Yea but lolicons can stay
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>>123766737
you forgot removin whinebabs like u

which is da #1 priority tbqhwufam
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>>123766737
can you please just stream already?
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>>123766737
I've been saying get rid of niggers, SJWs trannies and nuthuggers for ages. Glad to see it's finally starting to catch on.
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>>123766737
What a great post to wake up to. Dropped a deuce and now a word.
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>>123766737
Please remove n*ggers, there are many black people who are great members of the speedrun community
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>>123768116
such as?
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>>123767119
Gonna drop my first word of the week on this very post
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>>123768116
Trihex isn't a speedrunner
And he only acts black when his roommates around
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>>123768256
Dss
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Hey if any of you are ever feeling down, just know that at least you're not as autistic as the dude who wrote this post.

>>123766737
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>>123768724
fw your autism WR gets BTFO
just making me sadder senpai
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>>123768116
Werster.
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>>123768689
>mobile games let's playing donation fag
>great member of the speedrunning community

pick one
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Hey slayer do me a hot watch dogs speedplay friend
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>>123772116
do these nuts kid
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Anyone speedrun pic related?
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>>123773604
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/rainbow_six_rogue_spear_43.html#rainbow_six_rogue_spear_43
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8punsIuZbKA
all i can find, you should do it up
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>>123773915
>linking a french video
delete this
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>>123773915
>french
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>>123773604
No, but I'm thinking of looking into the first Rainbow Six. Definitely a more interesting run than the Vegas series.
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Rules outside of racing
If you consistently stream material that is clearly unacceptable to the front page, unless you are transgendered, you will be warned.
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guys, pie isnt that bad. he reads the thread, hangs out with us and is willing to be friends with anyone. cut him some slack and make a pack.
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>tfw you miss slayer's stream, since you were also working on bopping the CoP RTA
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>>123777108
CoP guy STREAM
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post splits, you obscure the game title if you're afraid of be called a attention whore, I just want to know if there is any of us left
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>>123777990
Just because I don't speedrun doesn't mean I can't identify as a speedrunner.
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>>123777990
>using splits
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>>123778186
reminder that the only people who don't want SR6 are streammonster who don't want to be speedshamed
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:: THE OFFICIAL LIST OF SPEED BETAS WHO FEED INTO THE ~GOD GAMER~ STIGMA ::

- Cyghfer
Reason: Cyghfer has been praised by oldboi faggots as a ~god gamer~ his entire speed-career. When a new speedrunner, Callumbal, came onto the scene running one of his very own over-rated 2D hold right games, he pimped him out in an effort to grow his own ego and to try and recruit another ~god gamer~.

Source: https://twitter.com/search?q=cyghfer%20callumbal&src=typd

- Callumbal
Reason: Pimped out by Cyghfer, runs shorts games and has good times. Decent speedrunner, but definitely lets the nuthuggers Cyghfer has caused go to his head. There are more of them that need to be added to the list that make up this entry but I don't have them all handy.

Source: https://twitter.com/callumbal/status/651828132194983936
https://twitter.com/callumbal/status/659265565845028864
https://twitter.com/callumbal/status/670666716783996928

- Caveman
Reason: https://twitter.com/CavemanDCJ/status/651828860821065728

- Darkman
Reason: https://twitter.com/thadarkman78/status/670661339107471360

- Mr 'Literal Reddit Mod' Shasta
Reason: https://twitter.com/MrShasta/status/670667733592330240

- THE Peter Afro
Reason: https://twitter.com/tpasalt/status/671020642989395968

If you have any proof of someone feeding into the god gamer stigma then let me know and I'll add them to the list.
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>>123778738
peterafro really is a god gamer though
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>>123778823
This isn't about him being a god gamer, it's about him feeding into the god gamer bullshit.
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>>123778890
I say we go easy on him and let him off this time
It is his birthday after all!
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>>123720373
>>123746024
>>123748413
>>123766737
>>123779602
who is we?
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hi

ive been feeling this way for a while now but im finally going to do it, im going to transition into a lawyer

please call me "phoenix" now
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>>123778738
finally someone points out how cringe a phrase it is.......................................................
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>>123751405
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Would you rather have friends or a world record, /srg/?
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>>123780793
thanks for the late response!
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>>123780805
having a world record gives you friends for free
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someone pass me a snug stream
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>>123780805
Either
I have none right now, but I guess we seems more likely
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fifi running sunshine is my guilty pleasure
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>>123782625
who is we?
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>tfw no comfy sidegame to run
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>>123777829
Me resetting half the time because of the door skip is not comfy. I may just forgo that and get the code instead
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>>123721849
>>123782934
why did you spoiler?
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>>123782836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hirppLy_BRE
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>>123783067
wasn't this the game you could press F2 or something in to instantly beat the game
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>>123783067
thanks for providing the custom icon
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someone stream or I might have to
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>>123778738
this is super autistic, I don't even understand what you're bitching about because it's so incredibly autistic
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>>123784340
it's probably talking about you then
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>>123777990
Be gentle
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>>123784389
that's fine, you're so fucking autistic your opinion doesn't matter
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>>123784485
matters enough for you to keep making posts?
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>>123784536
making posts pointing out your autism doesn't mean your opinion matters, nice try through sperglord
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zfg stream
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>>123784651
keep em comin
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somebody stream
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>>123777990
not pb splits but these are the only ones ive got
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*streams*
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>>123784246
>>123784813
I ALREADY TOLD YOU MONDAY

QUIT BOTHERING ME
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Reminder that the fastest way to get people against your cause is to post lengthy autistic diatribes filled with memephrases only you understand
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Story time /srg/

What really Happened at AGDQ by anon:

The year was AGDQ, and our hero Mirrored needed to decide on an outfit. This is the second time he would be leaving the house, so he felt he had to dress to impress (and hess). Not wanting to wash, he came up with the idea of just putting on more layers as the days went on. He left for AGDQ and thought about finally meeting Cosmo for the first time in his life as he sat in the booster seat at the back of mom's van. He imagines going up to Cosmo and saying "I'm actually wearing the true hero's clothes, you just can't see them because you haven't come of age. This is a reference to The Wind Waker for Nintendo GameCube. Don't worry though, I'll make you a real man... but by then I won't be wearing these clothes at all. All right, donations please." From here, Cosmo would say "Oh Mirrored, I now respect and love you. Let's watch anime together and you can talk over me while I praise you for your epic bot."

Mirrored woke up from his fantasy from his mom yelling at him for getting cum all over his good pants. "Shut the fuck up Mom, by the time I'm back from the marathon, I'm going to be so soaked in cum you won't even see this spot at all!" Pulling up in the AQDQ parking lot, Mirrored's Mom cleaned up Kisiragi, Mirrored's dick, with Futanari, Mirrored's mom (she's futa as fuck) by giving him a pre-playdate blowjob. "Thanks, mom, but I'm going to be swimming in a sea of men so I don't need this." He slaps his mom's cunt with his dick and bids her good day.

Mirrored bursts open the doors of AGDQ feeling like a boss, ready to take the hearts of thousands. He immediately sat down in the middle of the crowd and awkwardly stayed there, thinking of epic lines he can come up with to start the best day of his life. This would be the day he would graduate from Beta University into the world of fuckin mad dudes.
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>>123784878
i really need a cozy stream now before i lose it
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>>123784246
stream
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>>123784931
Part two:

Unbeknownst to Mirrored, there would be someone with more charm, more wit, and more anime of their hard drive. Suited up in yellow, a man by the name of "YSG" strolled in and was destined to become a legend. "Hi, I'm fan favorite YSG" said YSG. Mirrored snapped. "Shut the fuck up, this is my time to shine," Mirrored thought to himself, too afraid to actually say anything. "If anyone's going to stick out, it's going to be me." Mirrored spent $25 on forehead oil and rubbed that shit all over his forehead AND his dick.

MKBreeg was nowhere to be found at AGDQ. However, Cosmo was there, and Mirrored knew what he had to do. Mirrored went to his bedroom and practiced lines for the TWW run in front of his mirror, stroking his Cosmo waifu pillow, he had to prepare far in advance. Suddenly, Mirrored had an epic idea of how to confess his love to Cosmo. "All right yall at AGDQ, put all your donations towards a filename of my choice!" Mirrored imagined winning and getting on one knee, saying "Cosmo-kun, I have chosen the filename to be 'Marry me'. This is a sick reference to me. Wanting to marry YOU xd epic." He would then sweep Cosmo off his feet and start their family together.

Mirrored's plans started to crumble, however, as a bunch of degenerate trolls started donating towards the filename FrankerZ. "What?! No way!! I can't believe this!" said Eggman and Mirrored. "How can these fools accept money from these trolls?" Mirrored crossed his arms and thought madly to himself "My boner isn't even at full power anymore, this is bullshit!" Mirrored tried settling down to calm his nerves. "I need to get the triforce of courage to talk to him," thought Mirrored, caressing the acryllic triforce with his dick. Mirrored starting breathing to calm down.
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>feel depressed
>watch slayer stream
>dont fell depressed anymore
you cant explain it
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>>123784931
?
how is his mom futa AND has a vagina?
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Part 3:

Finally, it was Saturday, Mirrored's time to shine. Mirrored brought out the suit and sat down awkwardly as usual, for sig's runs. "These fools," Mirrored thought, "This isn't even my final form!" YSG laughed, knowing Mirrored was still no match for him. After the run, Mirrored put on his penis oil and his best Mirrored face, and completed the suit. Mirrored strutted in the room, having prepared for the moment to meet Cosmo for 30 years. Mirrored took his first seat on the couch, instantly replacing the smell from "unwashed nerd group" to "autistic manchild and dickcheese." Having eyeballed Cosmo all week, he had a good idea what Cosmo's body dimensions were, and left a Cosmo sized seat between himself and Testrunner on the couch for the run. Cosmo trolled the shit out of Mirrored by bringing the chair out in front of the couch, instantly crushing one of Mirrored's two dreams. The other dream was fucking a futagirl (his mom) while watching anime of YSG's hardrive.

It was time for the run, and the FrankerZ filename was chosen. "Damn it all, can anything else go wrong?" Mirrored prayed to based anime god Neviutz. "I know, I'll just have to impress Cosmo and everyone with my insane knowledge of the Wind Waker for Nintendo Gamecube! Afterwards, Cosmo will love me and grant all my wishes. Epic reference to Fairly Odd Parents." he thought. Mirrored then started stroking the Wind Waker baton, imagining it was Cosmo's engoged manhood in earnest. The thought of this drove Mirrored wild. The run began, and Mirrored let his mouth go wild. "Here we have the intro cutscene. Cosmo mashes through the text boxes because its faster to go through dialogue than to read it in this game. He will be doing a lot of rolling as well, it is faster than walking. Cosmo lost about 3 frames on this split compared to his PB. I have a whole chart on things like this if anyone is interested. Also, I made a bot and got a blowjob from my mother, Mom, earlier.
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>>123785247
who is we?
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>>123784931
Part 4:

All right, shout outs to the lovely SpikeVagina for some donations! Keep em coming guys, if yall donate $42069 I will give you guys a tutorial in how to code an anime bot in mirc."

This went on for about an hour more before Mirrored had to stop to breathe epicly. Cosmo took this moment to call out and Mirrored, telling him to slow his role. Mirrored was flabergasted, at a loss for words. He would remain seated awkwardly but then start back up once Cosmo wanted to say more things. At the end of the run, Hyrule flooded and the day was saved. Mirrored thought "Wow, this is just like the time I fucked BrittanyMoore!" Thinking about this was the equivalent of playing Monster Reborn, as his boner zombie hovered out of the graveyard and back into play. He was too beta to make his move on Cosmo though, so he had to go home knowing that he had failed his life mission. Mirrored laid down on his Boku No Pico Bible Black bedsheets where he would stay and cry while Goronguy and BrittanyMoore had commerative sex over his live body.
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>>123785520
what do you mean by "you guys"?
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>>123784931
>>123785070
>>123785247
>>123785520
Stop posting now.
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Someone other than me stream
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>>123785958>
Part Five:
The end.
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>>123786097
word
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>>123784340
All the information is right there you nuthugging faggot.
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>>123786305
it's not info, it's an autistic manifesto based on your own delusions and inability to understand social cues
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>>123786440
>calling everyone who does a decent speedrun a "god gamer" is a social cue and less autistic than the post you're upset about
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>>123786440
>>123786305
You are both exceptionally autistic and should go shoot up an elementary school.

Now stop.
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>>123786559
Reported to the FBI, enjoy Jamal's cock
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>>123786440
What the fuck are you babbling about you fucking triggered sperg? You're trying to act like you know what you're talking about by simply describing a trait of autism. The list is a list of people who feed into the god gamer bullshit, and there is evidence of them doing so. Are you literally retarded?
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hey shut the FUCK up
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>>123786665
chimping out because of some perceived god gamer bullshit makes you beyond autistic, you're just a drama llama who needs to fuck off because you obviously don't speedrun. keep whining though you're really making people sympathetic to your retarded cause
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>>123786821
based anon posting so you dont have to
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>>123786821
this post is how people who use the phrase god gamer unironically act..................................................
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>>123786821
>>123786883
These two are the same person
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There's been a lot of discussions all over the internet about how speedrunning is "dying" when everyone who's been around knows it's just the popularity bubble bursting and people who never actually enjoyed the hobby itself becoming disillusioned with it.

All this is to say: where do we go from here? I think we can all agree speedrunslive.com is dead as is speeddemosarchive.com and GDQ LLC.

Is speedrun.com unsalvagable? Are there any ways to improve speedrun.tv? Would an idea like Trihex's Speedrun Breakdown be worthwhile if it wasn't handled by an incompetent buffoon?

Playing games fast is fun, as is watching them played fast. Degenerates like donationfags, SJWs, and whores easily overtook the hobby, but the core autistic value of the games is still there.

How do we make /srg/ and speedrunning great again?
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>>123786935
nope, I just never noticed it because I don't get triggered by off-hand remarks made on Twitter.

>>123786935
>>123787137
these two are the same person
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>>123786821
You are just someone who feeds into the god gamer stigma. Fucking kill yourself you delusional nuthugger and stay mad because I will be posting this list with new entries in every single thread.
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>>123787215
Shouldn't you be on Reddit?
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