>Marathons:
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
donations are based. it's the only thing keeping this shit hobby alive
List of People who need to be purged:
-Donationfags
-Gayfags
-Stream Monsters
-Pieposters
-Narcissaposters
>>123600878
>free money
>I don't know what economy is
>>123601535
>fw i'm literally all of those.
>>123601714
based
>>123601848
Anime it's 6:35 PM and your sleeping?!?!?! Get up right now and speedrun!
>>123601919
More accurately, it must be hard not to join them when #rks treats every Japanese speedrunner like a literal god.
fucking subverters ruined the above it all meme because they got exposed
>>123602150
Anime do you think i give a fuck?!?! I don't! Get the fuck up right now and speedrun!
>>123602150
this is proof europeans are what's killing /srg/
#PlayingVideoGames4PocketChange
>>123602272
I thought it was common knowledge that Yuros on 4chan are shitposters and they always pin it on Americans?
Fucking degenerate scumbags.
>>123602401
Americans are European
>>123602401
do your part and report the euro menace. make srg great again
>>123602507
>yuropoor wants to be rich and free by association
kek no
>>123602401
Actually Australians are the worst shitters confirmed.
>>123602393
Alright Anime I'll be nice this time. I expect a stream link in 5.
>>123601535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg1ElyQU3zM
>>123602803
Jesus christ what kind of shit tier music is this
I hate what /srg/ has become
>>123603080
Cfb isn't /srg/, he just nuthugged people from here like he does with every speed clique. He's hardly even a speedrunner. Stop posting about him.
>>123603264
But he is playing World of Warcraft on Speedrunning General
How does that have nothing to do with this general?
>>123603321
>on Speedrunning General
does this even mean anything anymore?
>>123603321
Epic post, you fucking fag.
Nice trannyfication, is this a fetish or something?
>>123602803
>the comments
oh shit you can't sub only here
>>123603080
cfb more like bfc (bald faggot kek)
http://strawpoll.me/6109800
http://strawpoll.me/6109800
http://strawpoll.me/6109800
>>123604201
dude nice
>>123604214
you can't speedrun any of those
Controllerhead is so based.
>>123603409
nope.
starting to wonder if it ever did.
>>123604674
>posting ths same post in both threads
http://www.speedrun.com/user/NoobKillerRoof
wow! our boy!!
>>123605318
>having a 2nd place time
LMFAO
>ion exposing himself as the monkey poster again
>>123605610
there is NOT a monkey poster
>>123605405
at least he speedruns
>>123605669
word
>>123605669
If you have a 2nd place time you should be going for 1st or killing yourself.
>>123605771
yeah i'm sure that billy hatcher record is really eating him up inside.
>>123605880
Judging by your recent crusade, I'd say it has.
what happened to Cosmo lads? Is he out the closet now? I've been gone for like a year
>>123606013
what are you talking about?
>>123606065
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
If you don't, you must just be a nuthugger, in which case, kill yourself.
>>123606063
Cultural marxism.
>>123606271
I came here for juicy gossip not stuff I already know
>>123606164
why are you so angry?
>>123606721
Nuthuggers OUT
>>123606164
Fuck off. You're either grindxmonkey or a nuthugger and seeing that you speak poorly of nuthuggers, I can only assume the former.
Get exposed, chimp.
fifi's sunshine streams are maximum comfy
>>123606797
squid stream wedievil
>>123607216
amazing.
soap opera general
reminder to sit up straight
>>123607656
or you'll do what, exactly?
Should I watch Kazooiegirl?
>>123607809
get out of here marx boy
>>123607964
Sure, just close the stream before you cum so you don't feel as degenerate turning it off as you snap back to your shitty reality.
>>123608013
who is kazoowe?
reminder im based
>>123609234
based slayer
>>123609234
tell me who you are and i'll verify if you're based or not
>>123609331
novatore
>>123609331
liquidxsquid
>>123609408
>>123609495
neither are based, sorry
what is our opinion on puwexil?
>>123609801
Based. Andd if you have to ask youre new
>>123609923
>speedwalking
i didn't break 33 yet, but it's getting close!
Why is no one posting about the comfy as fuck FF run going on at Dreamhack? I thought this was the speedrunning general
>>123610404
No one takes EU seriously because of the invasion.
>>123610114
What are you referencing
>>123610404
>euro
>comfy
LOL
Speedrunning Donation Fag here. AMA.
(I WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS COMMUNITY OR BOARD, SO DON'T ASK)
>>123610357
You can't speedrun this.
>>123610404
You can't speedrun that.
>>123611517
When will you run DK again? I disagree that you have earned or deserve a break.
>>123611602
I will run DK again if running DK again will net the maximum amount of viewers. Otherwise, I will continue to run the games that make me the most money, obviously.
>>123611698
Sounds good!
>>123611536
are you saying i'm not good enough? :(
Is anyone here planning on actually going to the NASA event? I'm honestly hoping it ends up being a big thing, considering they're getting counseling from ESA.
>>123612002
yes
>>123611517
whats your twitch?
>>123612002
Im going.
>>123612002
gonna wait and see how this first one turns out.
if it's good and they manage to do it again, i might go to a second one
besides, it says they only want 50 or so people.
who is the king of komf?
I legitimately hope nasa, esa and agdq are all flops. Ready for this hobby to hit rock bottom.
>>123612062
It's 2dos
>>123612181
why wait? join in and make the event great from the start. don't worry about the projected attendee numbers
>>123612062
twitch dot tv slash transpronounsafezone22
>>123612364
>why wait?
stop shilling and just do your marathon.
>>123612424
He's kinda got a point, though. Self-fulfilling prophecy.
>>123612579
not everyone wants to be your guinea pig. it makes perfect sense to see how the first one goes before deciding to go to the next
What is your favorite speedgame and why isn't it SUPER FUCKING METROID, MANKIND'S GREATEST CREATION?
>>123612719
It does, I'm just saying his statement isn't valid.
Also it ain't mine. I'm just a dude.
>>123612738
because i'm so sick of it i can't even stand to watch it anymore.
>>123612805
*isn't invalid
You probably preferred the typo'd version anyway, though. Ha.
>>123612738
If I said my real favorite speedgame you would just laugh at me, so we'll go with SM64.
>>123604214
>all memegames
big surprise from S.E.R.G.
>>123612964
i'm curious. what is it? reminder you are anonymous.
>>123612719
>guinea pig
what are they gonna test on you, whether or not you can get twitch famous off of it? lol
>>123613076
If I told you what it was it wouldn't take long for anyone to figure out who I am.
Reminder that F-Zero GX is better than your speedgame.
>>123613014
What does that stand for?
>>123613210
i already know who you are, so say it or i will.
>>123613328
SPEEDGAMING'S ELITE RETARD GANG
>>123612738
this post is lacking hair
>>123612964
>sm64
top fucking kek
>>123613285
My game begins with 13 frame perfect tricks back to back.
*streams speedruns from the loneliest corner of twitch to no one*
>Hello from Sweden! This donation is in memory of my cousin Wright, who died of autogynephelia, although they kept telling him it was the cancer. Keep kicking ass and destroying my childhoods rectum! You go guys!
>>123612738
my favorite speedrun game is super castle iv for the super nintendo
>>123613285
you can't speedrun racing games naeg
>>123614031
>you can't speedrun racing games
>>123614031
f-zero gx is a time attack game though.......
I stopped watching speedruns after cosmo took the ww record with his superswim strat. What the actual fuck happened to cosmo? Can anyone explain?
>>123614312
thanks for having my back
>>123614342
His test got low from:
- generally sedentary lifestyle
- got keked by first really serious gf whose college was paid for by his twitchbux
- got btfo in his record so hard he quit speedrunning.
- got btfo at some important smash thing.
Test got low, already was autogynephilic, and got told by SJW friends he was trans. Started chugging soylent (xenoestrogen) and recently started buying hormone pills online and changed his online name to Narcissa.
Remember to regularly lift, fuck bitches (or cut back on porn) and avoid plastics and soy products including vegetable oil.
>>123614342
what is there to fucking explain? i'm not understanding the confusion here. just go to his stream/twitter whatever and open your eyes. jesus.
>>123614603
stop responding to these faggots who are only here to ask about cosmo. no one cares about your passion for hrt.
>>123603080
so fucking based i love comfy vanilla streams
>>123614745
because it is important to point out in the grand scheme of things that he is not trans and sjws dont give a shit about anyone and willingly pressure people into self harm for their own progressive signalling.
I agree it is annoying when people narcipost but if they are going to might as well educate some people.
~*~EPIC~*~ NAMEDROP INCOMING
GET READY
IT'S ALMOST HERE
OH BOY
IT'S HERE
IT'S FINALLY HERE
GET ERADY FOR
FOR.....yashi
>>123615032
namedrop me
>>123614939
the dude didn't ask for a lecture on hormone therapy. no one cares that cosmo won't live to see next christmas.
>>123614939
>not trans
Then what's are all the pills about?
>>123615217
He is autogynephilic. The pills are because he has been told he is trans and has not consulted a doctor or therapist.
Taking pills doesnt make you trans.
>>123613968
twitch doesn't have corners, it's not a room....
>pretends to not read the thread
>>123615312
Source on him being autogynephilic?
>>123615485
i read it on wikipedia
>>123615485
He painted his nails etc and obviously got perverse sexual pleasure from it where the fuck have you been.
>>123615312
Ok...
So let me get this straight - this dude likes the idea of being a female. Gets told by people "You must be trans." Begins taking pills to make the change DESPITE NOT BEING CONSULTED BY A DOCTOR, meaning that he stole the pills from a pharmacy. You, the poster, know this Cosmo/Narcissa well enough to know that he/she is not making the decision based on how he/she actually feels, but is making the decision because PEER PRESSURE.
Seriously, dude?
Can't say I support this faggot trying to force this "speedpolice" "meme"
They are using english police if it wasn't enough already who's doing it
>>123615585
I'm not defending it, I just wanted to know if there was a real source
>>123615485
/lgbt/ said so
>>123615640
I agree with you, but you can order pharmaceutical pills like that over the internet. You don't need a doctor to get prescription drugs. I mean, there's no guarantee they will be pure or even the right drug, but you can do it.
>>123612964
squid just say ape escape mate
>>123615640
Never said it was a peer pressure/self coice thing. i am arguing whether it is the correct diagnosis.
I am sure he is getting a grand old kick out of it. The pressure came from specifically NOT seeing a doctor, because of risk of being denied. Hell you can find a thread on neogaf many many pages long about how to avoid doctors and get yourself full of hormones on the sly.
seriously though, cosmo is practically already dead. who cares? he already fucked up and took the shit, there's no going back.
>>123615640
People have done more fucked up things than that as a result of peer pressure. You're assuming he has a healthy working brain, which may not be the case at all.
Hey guys been a while since i've came here.
What'd I miss?
>>123616083
He can still stop. He's still pretty early in the process.
>>123616321
Hahahahah!
If he stops he will be completely BTFO socially by all teh people supporting him. The people that are left in his chat and watching are literally only there because he is doing this and they get a secondhand feels high off of it.
>>123616321
he's not going to stop.
imagine the stream monster shit storm if he did.
Jesus I just realized he probably feels more pressured to keep going now than he did to start. Fuck...
>>123616560
cosmo is a grown ass man. don't feel bad for someone for making childish decisions.
>>123613014
what exactly makes any of those games memegames?
what's an example of a non-memegame?
>>123617004
>8 memes
>silent meme: armored meme
>the elder meme II: daggermeme
>memevania: memelines
>megameme x
>Goldenmeme 007
>not memegames
lol................
try a real speedgame like sm64
>>123612964
legitimate question:
who is we?
>>123617441
>super marimeme 64
>real speedgame
uhhhhhh
>>123612738
quake
>>123617538
damn, hoisted by my own memetard
>>123617538
SM64 is as real as it gets. Typing this shit that is clearly untrue, doesn't make it so.
>JRPG
>unskippable 20 min cutscenes
>6% chance rng events that after 9 tries better off not doing it
Why is this a thing
>>123615441
>>123617817
>tfw you're talking about me
someone please namedrop me
>>123617817
this is what kills speedrunning. old jrpgs don't even have any movement related glitches cause it's all movement on a 2d grid. It's literally walking to each cut scene along the hypotenuse and maybe doing some skips. Crazy fucking impressive right? Not sure why people watch this or why people do this.
>>123618534
>old jrpgs don't even have any movement related glitches
>>123617817
You cannot speedrun JRPG's
>>123618668
>one skip and a ton of RNG in 6 minutes
Reminder this is why Adrian ran this game, and no other.
>>123618728
you can if they're action type
>>123618861
>yfw you realize Bertin is behind the You can and can't speedrun List because Action RPGs are in the can section and he always makes this post
What's up you meme loving fuck?
>>123619289
>>123619032
You can't speedrun action RPG's
>>123619032
>>123619463
there is literally nothing wrong with arpgs
>>123619660
word
reminder that pie is now and always has been our boi
>>123619660
arpgs are like diablo
you cannot speedrun diablo
>>123620168
>you cannot speedrun diablo
then what is this
http://www.speedrun.com/d2lod
>>123620448
le lets play police XD
ur under ARREST!!xXXD
>tfw you're literally watching the vod of cfb questing in badlands and strangethorn vale
>>123620616
un fucking real
>>123603321
my bad ill change my display team next time a lets play ok?
>>123620616
spoiler alert STV is shit i got my boy ciyon to carry me through cath. Did I get the necklace? I won't spoil it for you
>>123621998
no keep it this way
what's with pie and that big black scock?
>>123622342
Fuck off you nuthugging cunt
cfb comes around sometimes and me and my friends have absolutely no problem with him showing up, hes a cool dude. hes free to stay however long he wants when he shows.
how long does this chink qcode stay on the screen of spectre?
>8 hour "speedruns"
nvm it's gone
>>123622970
thanks for the support, <name>
Reminder that people actually consider the 72 hour rta 100% animal crossing a "speedrun"
>>123624304
My name is iateyourpie
>>123624764
Kotaku bloggers aren't people
>>123624764
how is it not a speedrun??
>>123624764
Finish it faster then.
>>123625245
>72 hours
>runner needs to take multiple nap breaks in the middle of the run
>implying this is optimized or fast on any way
>>123625438
the timer continues while they sleep right? if so, it is considered a speedrun, although not a very good speedrun.
>>123622342
i finished the vod. grats on the necklace
comfy vanilla streams are the best
How can you tell if you're done with speedgaming forever or if you're just going through a lull?
>>123627226
thanks, too bad leveling right before 40 makes me want to actually kill myself so I'll never get to wear it
>>123628681
pastebin post
>>123628886
>de hippie spacing
>>123628901
I've seen pastebins from people who didn't permaquit
>>123628681
if you still have fun playing your game then you're not done running it
>>123629127
I don't have fun with it anymore, but I don't have fun with anything so I may just be depressed lol
>>123628681
read lilzthebaseddog's tweets. If that isn't enough to pull you out, you're finished.
Its fucking friday night and no one is streaming
>>123601246
Why does pie keep talking about you faggots?
>>123629860
because he's our boi
>>123629040
Yeah and?
>>123628886
i believe in you
>>123629923
thinks he is*
>>123629994
>this newboi doesn't think pie is our boi
>>123629994
he literally is
>>123629860
>>123629946
>de hippie spacing
>>123630097
>>123630104
no he isnt yall(cfb) just force him
>>123630104
Yeah he's your boi until he hits 100k followers and averages 4k per stream, then you faggots disown him.
>>123629951
thanks
>>123630213
tri left himself
>>123630213
he's not weewee
>>123630182
Its funny because I literally never piepost I just asked why he wasn't on the irc bot a few times like a year agoall me
>>123630389
>pretending to be me
I stand with pie
our boi dewd
>>123630389
>>123630568
we're going down a dark path here
>>123631238
why does he wear the suit?
>>123631296
Who is we?
>>123630345
he definitely is not witiwx. witiwx actually knows how to streambig and make money unlike pie. living in his parents basement, eating his parents food, and has no responsibilities makes streaming video games an easy job. what does pie have to make a month to live? $250? witiwx has to pay his own rent, buy his own food, pay all his own bills all while making enough streaming. witwix is leagues ahead of pie when it comes to streaming big.
at the end of the day, only 1% of twitch streamers will make enough to sustain their living and support their future. witwix is close to this, but still is not in it. pie is far from this threshold. pie is only hurting himself at this point. he will never hold a real career job. no employer for a respectable job will hire a mid 20s almost 30 yr old person who spent the last 5+ years playing video games on the internet for less than $20,000 a year. the only exit strategy these streamers have is commentary careers for other video games or writing articles for video game websites, which is a medium that is dying.
>>123631387
>>123631387
>this new to support weewee and defend him
>>123631387
weewee is a giant douche though???
>>123631387
Lmao if you think I make less than 20k a year. I make well over 40k
>>123631663
Weewee I thought we ran you out of town
>>123631387
witwix will never get that big because he is weighed down by his douchebag personality. He is an asshole that puts on for money and can only be bothered to half ass it at that.
>peaches on pies stream understandably excited about kid chameleon and talking about it
>not realizing most of the chat is underage memers who have no idea what it is
Such a shame and waste
PEACHES IS STREAMING
twitch tv/iateyourpie
whoa hold on guys pie and witwix are both our bois, no need to get so hostile about them
>>123631868
>witwix
>our boi
The fat bastard couldn't handle the bantz and he ran back to his hugbox stream
He still, to this day, occasionally talks about the "minority in the community" that talk shit about how bad he is at speedgaming
>>123631585
pie is a nice person. witwix is an asshole. that doesn't matter when your JOB is to make money streaming and pie can barely pay rent.
>>123631663
nice try fake pie. but if you knew anything about how twitch works, you would know he definitely does not bring home more than $20,000 a year.
>>123631693
true, he is a douchebag to people. however, streaming is an entertainment business. a lot of people get a chuckle when he rips on a few non subs/donators. doing this generates better business than playing the nice family friendly persona like pie does.
Is this what /srg/ is now? /srg/ is fucking dead apparently. 2012 boi calling you faggots out.
>>123631943
witwix is a giant douche, pie is not
therefore, pie is our boi, and witwix is not
this isn't rocket science
>>123631993
/srg/ died when people started defending degenerates who beg for donations for their free vacation. examples of degenerates: laz, studio, and ion.
>>123632172
>this person has a thing that lets you donate to them if you want to
>therefore they are begging for donations
srg day of rope when
>>123632324
word
fw could get extra speedriend time to get speedlessons but denied due to purge
fw you pb after a shit run
>>123632493
>women
why every single time must they do this
>>123632372
>>123632493
it seems you've mistaken this place for /b/! no worries though haha here's a little link to help you from getting lost in the future >>>/b/
>>123632493
>udders
>tales game
hurtin...
>>123632493
>>123632610
y_...
>>123632493
How the fuck is this speedrunning?
>>123618668
CT is actually a pretty decent speedrun.
>>123632759
just making up for getting rid of stanzi, my man
Getting into more bullshit levels
>>123632493
what a pleasant surprise
>>123630213
>>123630389
>>123632775
>de hippie spacing
