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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>123584519
D O T A 2
Post your first match of Dota 2
>>123607908
i don't even know if this is bad
>286 days since last hero release
How do I know if the match I'm playing is a honeypot?
>>123608197
Is there a match in the near future that you have more to gain from winning?
If yes, the game you are currently playing is a honeypot
>>123607908
i thought dota was like WoW (ie all heros are the same and just different skins )and i thought enigma and rubick was the most coolest shit i ever saw, i played like 5 bot matches as enigma then i spammed him
>enemy 12k exp lead
>tfw carrying my entire team to victory
Reminder that winning all depends on you
>>123608356
Adelaide?
How often do you guys make rapiers?I have a few hundred games of dota2 and I've done it only once, and even when I played hon and had several thousand games I think I only made only one doombringer the whole time
>singsing will never get into a good team
RTC IS LIVE FAMMMMMMMMM
>rtz abandoned his main account because of lpq
>>123608909
>gets lpq on his main
>quits dota forever
a man can dream
man i just wish i was as good at anything as arteezy is at dota
>>123608710
adelaode?
>>123609134
You're already a massive failure though
>>123608710
adelaide?
>>123609206
>>123609167
adelaide?
>>123609134
you're already pretty great atbeing yourself
>Kunkka is sleeper op guys.
>>123608083
2 weeks till new hero release anon, just wait
>>123609418
We've been saying that for fucking years
Eventually it has to become true
>>123609490
cute
>>123609134
go watch youtube tutorials for literally anything
>>123608403
when i was new i spammed fuckingmeepo
i'm good at him now
Guys I've just discovered the secret to getting better. You have to use all available methods to succeed. Nothing is to be too cheap or too unfair. Use riki if you have to. Use meepo if you have to. That's the price of getting good. If you ruin the game while doing so, it's the game developers fault. Not yours
any riki autists in here wanna give me a good build?
>>123609490
very cute eyes
>>123609751
>>123600340
....dotards???
>>123609465
>>123609418
Kunkka has an aoe finger of death with a stun attached
That also makes your team faster and reduces the damage they take by 50%
And causes otherwise fatal damage to not do shit anymore
On a 45 second cooldown
If he was ever gonna be OP, he'd be OP by now.
>>123609751
>go to that pictures page
>it's not porn
yeah fuck you
Now you've just reminded me how bad that show was for the second half
man I probably shouldn't read SCP's before going to bed, huh
>>123608909
Dota 2's matchmaking system is so good sometimes the best option is to just make a new account.
Bravo gaben. Bravo
>>123609994
>0 likes, 1 dislike
How would YOU describe PPD?
>>123609418
8 second cd glimpse that you can use on yourself and a 10s cd aoe GoodWraithBlast is pretty significant earlier in the game though. He just needs blink and early crit as soon as possible to be capable of snowballing.
Always nice to have something to synergise with a ghost ship, too.
>>123608909
i started playing league cause i just cant get myself to finish my 5 games sad times
>>123610008
you're forgetting how absolute dog shit that spells cast range is
>>123609490
Adelaide!
>>123610153
adelaide is not a meme
honeypot is dead
no one posts idols
meh
arteezy is actually good
>>123610463
>1000 range
>425 radius
>Dogshit
>>123610153
this is a honeypot post
>>123610490
>>arteezy is actually good
Can I get some evidence to back that up?
Like, seven figure prize pool lan wins for example
How do I get 100 last hits before 14 minutes?
>>123610686
pick enigma and stack camps max w > q then e
thank you reddit for kicking C9
Only EG is allowed to be a team in NA
redpill me on saddo friend
>26 unique posters
Im glad Frankfurt was a good tourney. And BigDaddy and FitJew got to win it. Its a nice swan song for dota
>>123610686
Never miss last hits and stack camps.
real talk here
if the numbers are decreasing because people are jumping ship after getting sent to LPQ, then thats a good thing in the long run
>>123610532
>spell can only be cast at 1000 range from kunnka
>>123609769
>A build
Yeah you go fucking aquila treads wand there you go you won the game.
You'll shit stomp people as long as you don't blatantly walk into common sentry spots.
>>123610785
mb I meant max w > e then Q
>storm was nerfed
rofl
>>123610845
Yeah who cares let this game die already. I only watch tier 1 esports anyway
>>123610806
Broken
Get a fast bottle. Spam raze to never miss a single CS and control the lane to get every rune. Get a support to make a stack for you then when its stacked 3-4 times go raze it down for ez megabucks for you and levels for the support.
Get carry items and levels faster, over power the enemy. You can get to the point where you shit out so much damage the team cant fight into you without losing half their team, even when they kill you, due to requiem.
>>123610785
>>123610686
Take a point in E early to break down trees and stack from farther away too
>>123607908
I then continued to play league for like another year and a half. I only recently started playing dota again after dropping league all together awhile ago
>>123610957
>tier 1 esports
I'm sorry but can you name the tier 1 teams
>>123610878
Hence why blink is core.
I mean Kunkka is still shit but the range isnt bad. But yeah like you said having to be 1000 range away and all the drawbacks on his shit make him worthless.
I tried a new build after the patch where you rush travels bottle, then use X to just constantly tp back and forth to a lane, throwing out constant boats and torrents and tidebringers with infinite regen to fuck up pushing and laners.
Despite this, your power as a late game carry is still unreliable, as are your disables.
>>123611003
league is actually legit awful compared to this game
this games meta is in kind of a rough patch but otherwise this game is actually great
you won't regret getting back into it
>>123610993
is it worth getting wraith band lvl1 so u dont miss crucial early game cs?
Which hero would you feed?
>your mid Invoker goes aghs first item
What do?
>>123611247
i'll report you if you feed you fucking shitstain
>>123610221
Especially if you've gotten significantly better at the game.
Create a new account. Recalibrate. There's your 4.5k. Now climb if you're really better.
I think you'd just end up frustrating yourself climbing from low mmr to high mmr.
LPQ is a total shit fest too. You get your unranked MMR to deal with. That's like low 2k for me at a fucking stretch. I get to deal with anything between 2k retards to 7k players who just happened to wind up in LPQ and really climbed that far.
The matches are so unbalanced it's a fucking joke.
On average to get 5 victories you're looking at tanking anything 7-10 losses in the process.
You get retards throwing from 0m, you get retards feeding accidentally.
the skill range is so fucking varied. i don't blame him for abandoning his account.
>>123611142
Build a rapier and crit stick. You can 2 shot medusa in the lategame
>>123611227
Only if you can be sure you will get pooled tangoes and you'll be able to grab the rune and get yourself a salve out
I don't think that build has been very popular recently though
>>123611247
>A dota girl will never eat a bowl of your cum
Thank God honestly, I'm not a disgusting pervert.
>>123611429
There's literally no point. Other heroes ball harder than kunkka and have a more reliable impact without needing setup.
Gimmicks are gimmicks
When will the "radiance alchemist" meme end?
>>123611372
is it really better to
>make new account and play dota until lvl 50 so you can play ranked
or
>play enough ranked to get your mmr high enough
>>123609134
at least you have a big dick anon
just give kunkka +1 armor and an agh's upgrade and he'll be an ok offlaner
>>123611227
Honestly pooled a tango or 2 + 2 branches is enough if you get secured the first bounty rune.
I tend to get wraith band into RoA anyway because I love that item on agi heroes with spammable spells.
>>123609134
how to get good at literally anything:
1) practice
2) see step 1
>>123611615
I want it to stay, so all the Alch pickers on the other team can feed and lose.
>>123611160
I don't think you actually read my whole post, I only play dota now. I calibrated at 2.1k when I started playing again a few months ago and I've since climbed to about 2.9 so I'd like to think I have become a little less shit
>>123611631
Ranked takes into account your hidden normal mmr bro. Which will be higher on a new account
>>123610564
you're either trolling or you just don't get it
not gonna lose my time on you mate I have a game to win
>>123611631
The first option gives you the ability to accurately rank your MMR
The second option is a constant coin flip.
That being said, the rating system in dota 2 is shit anyway and you shouldn't care.
I mean its a flat fucking number based solely on wins/losses, in a game with 1000s of different hero combinations, role combinations, play styles, all with a random assortment of 10 different people each game
And valve decides to rank skill by "you won gj here's 25 mmr"
>>123611828
What's not to get, if he was good he would have won a major lan
has he won a major lan?
Why was this hero forgotten?
lmao theeban is such a fag, gets ritsu kicked from c9 and then he ditches c9 for keks
>>123611879
>the rating system in dota 2 is shit anyway
Yeah sure thing, RTZ consistently get's 6K+ on his smurfs through luck right?
Any good player will consistently be able to get a higher mmr than a shitter
>>123610845
atleast half of the time someone gets sent to low priority it's undeserved. atleast half of the time someone gets a mute it's undeserved.
>have some asshole weekend warrior midlaner roaring down the mic because he's getting ass blasted by an SF as Alchemist mid
>meanwhile our rubick is mega efficient stacking camps, pulling waves through jungle, harrassing, opening up kills.
>he's muted and all he has is his chatwheel to say well played
tell me how that shit makes sense.
I've been thrown into LPQ for reasons such as stacking camps, pulling, 'stealing kills', denying runes from the enemy midlaner by simply taking themselves, split pushing - winning - and ending the game with 13k TD, postponing a push or team fight to farm the last 400g for a BKB.
If I had've quit any of those times then the pub quality at my bracket would've decreased. I have a lot more to offer than some of these people. And yet Valve gives these same retards free reign to punish the decent players.
>>123611615
didnt meracle already end it? boots into medallion into blink/shadow blade -> solar crest and sny is the hot shit now
>>123611896
he kicks ass right now if you know how to play him just dont tell anyone
>>123611896
he's boring to play and slow as fuck
>>123611943
$4k salary fa.m
>>123610943
>Storm was turned from easy mode -> intermediate
fix'd. sumail still shit stomps people as him.
>>123612024
It's shit because anything above 4.5k ish the games are just carrying people 1000 MMR below you.
Seriously there's no difference between that guy who almost made it to 8k and some guy who's sitting at 5k, except that the 8k autistically spammed games to get there.
>>123612030
>atleast half of the time someone gets sent to low priority it's undeserved. atleast half of the time someone gets a mute it's undeserved.
citation needed
>>123611896
Late-game agility carries are out of meta.
He has to compete with Tusk, Dark Seer, Slardar and Doom in the offlane slot.
>>123612030
idk what to say m8 I've only been in low priority once due to internett dcing me over 3 k games
>>123612105
>boring
>not hitting heroes with spirit then smacking the enemy for 1/4 of their health
>>123611943
then they get shit on by coL lmfao
>>123612024
My point wasnt about whether good player's high mmr was justified or not.
My point was MMR was a shit indicator of actual player ability when there are shit players and good players at all levels of MMR
Because dota 2 is too complex a game to be judged solely on wins and losses
One bad player needs to be carried to a win just once and suddenly the system doesnt make sense anymore
hello?
where the fuck did lion go in the meta?
>>123612304
he really needs his blink to work, but hes still usable
>>123611896
Literally does nothing
You can land his entire spell combo on the enemy and have no impact.
>>123612304
offensive supports in general left
Kunkka buffs when?
>>123612303
ДEЛET ÐTO
>>123612392
It's not about his spell combo m8. It's all about the aura
>>123612248
>send out shitty slow image
>wait a year for it to arrive
>smack enemy (takes 10 seconds for your fist to fall)
>they take 1/4 of their health
no thanks
>Be bad
>Watch anime
>Get good
>and pick SD
>http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/60/Shadow_demon_laugh_05.mp3
During dreamhack one of the caster said that it was more mana efficient to drop null tali and then tread switch to agi when bottling.
Am i retarded or that doesnt make sense what the fuck ?
>>123612584
ya ur retarded
>>123612024
Yeah and then there's you who got his account calibrated at 4k by stomping retards when the game just released ranked mode, and then you climbed the rest of the way spamming broken heroes.
I laugh so hard when you guys act like dota gods. I bet if it came down to it you'd lose to every single pro. Including the ones you shit on.
>>123612584
Actually retarded
Zero knowledge of game mechanics
Maybe try an easier game?
>>123612231
How many games do you play in a week on average? The frequency of getting LPQ/Communication bans is relative to this.
>>123612690
>Including the ones you shit on.
Even EE and BSJ?
>>123612649
>>123612704
Allright nerds explain why dropping null tali first is more efficient than tread switching and then dropping null
How do we fix Windrunner?
>>123611882
>Dota 2 is a free-to-play singleplayer offline battle arena (SOBA) video game developed and published by Valve Corporation. Released for Microsoft Windows, OS X, and Linux in July 2013, following a Windows-only public beta testing phase that began in 2011, the game is the stand-alone sequel to Defense of the Ancients (DotA), a mod for Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos and its expansion pack, The Frozen Throne. Dota 2 utilized the original Source engine until it was ported to Source 2 in September 2015, making it the first game to utilize the new engine.[5]
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dota_2
woah. I never realised that.
>>123612584
imagine of bottle gave you like 20% of your max mana pool
but if you remove all the items that give you int and lower the total mana in the pool the bottle gives a higher % right?
so when you re-equip the item it means you keep the bonus %
>>123613010
Fix the shackle angle.
guys
>>123612876
BSJ is a pro? Does he hire some russian to dress up as him and play his tournament matches?
How do i build AA properly?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phi_Beta_Kappa_Society
>KEK
>>123612273
I still think people need to get MMR decrease and increases based on their performance. You'd have to make it neutral so it fucks people who played terribly but is otherwise fair in judging a support and carries performance.
You'd want it so that people aren't just picking carries all the time to get the best chance at high kda = high mmr reward. but you'd also want it so that there's no potential for abuse.
It'd be hard to implement but something needs to change.
>>123613192
fgt
>>123613192
>>123613461
Build around what your team needs and what you need against the enemy team. The closest you get to a core item on AA is aghs.
>>123613192
>>123613054
>pedofaggot poster
kill la kill yourself
>>123613192
leave
>>123612876
BSJ is not a professional player.
>>123613606
>tfw anime isn't real
>>123613192
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197989514027
>>123613492
>It'd be hard to implement
Not that hard, you only need like 10 people that are good in dota watching every game.
post em boys
>>123613461
If you are shit stomping early = rush an atos
If you are not shit stomping early = rush a midas and build an aghs mid game
it's really that simple.
>>123613862
where do i see these
grant confirmed
c9 -> sponsor less
-1437 +mason
>>123613862
>that gpm
Just how in the fuck?
>>123613778
>Netherlands
You haven't got a fucking chance, kid.
All vikings are autistic faglord c U c K s
icefrog here, ama
>tfw you defeat a tinker picker
No stupid cheesy bullshit this time.
>>123614027
Is Abaddon balanced?
>>123614027
whats exact date and time patch will be release
How do we balance Chaos Knight?
>>123614027
ench buffs now.
>>123613492
>>123613819
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodhart's_law
>>123613192
I'll step on your dick and/or face
76561198010147420
>>123613997
>NORMAL
>NORMAL
>NORMAL
This is some unranked 2k shitter bragging about his LPQ stats. Ignore it.
>>123614093
seems that way, will have to see where he is
>>123614102
can't say
>>123614116
maybe
>>123613997
everyone on my team abandoned
>>123614162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pg
>Warpath now triggers on items that have a cooldown greater than 1 second.
Did I just fix Bristleback?
>>123614173
>can't say
>RTC can't deal with LPQ and quits
lmao no wonder he is shit now.
Competitive pressure would make a 20 games LPQ time look like a fucking tea party
>>123614380
apologies, outside my control
>>123613192
you cant be actively be looking for love and relationships
just because you get turned on by being treated like shit doesnt mean you wont regret it
>>123614338
Armlet Bristleback?
>tfw your irl friend is 1k
>tfw he brags about how he's so good to others
Who NA dota here?
>>123614397
20 games LPQ? How the fuck? IT DOESN'T SERIOUSLY GET THAT BAD DOES IT?
>>123614475
It can easily get worse.
>>123614473
hello reddit
You guys have any more like these?
>>123614331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
>>123614451
Did you even read anon?
>>123614598
who can stop this madman???
>>123614598
no fuck off i have a happy relationship, go outside or see a therapist and fix your life
>>123614598
adelaide?
>>123612304
to hell and back then back to hell
>>123614604
>we british now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY
>>123614598
do you not feel well adelaide?
pour one out for our fallen brother, the last real ass nigga.
>>123614331
That's some manletism right there.
>>123614679
Doesn't Armlet have a cooldown now? I don't even play the game anymore.
>>123614721
and back?
elder titan is the best hero in the game chilltoad buffs please
>>123614935
and back
and then back to hell and back to hell and to hell and back
you've been to hell
and back
and back to hell
>>123607908
thought he looked cool
still think he looks cool
when will nessaj be viable dudes?
>>123614907
it doesn't
>>123614709
oooo, that's even better, this is great!
>>123614686
>>123614719
>>123614808
I'm not sure who you're talking about but I already picked my crush, sorry!
so C9 disbanded
turns out before leaving, ritsu gave them all aids and then he shat on the floor
>>123615043
adelaide?
>>123614854
Forever in our hearts.
Ritsu
the one and only
unironically
literally
canonically
and methaporically
OurGuyâ„¢
>>123611896
Same. I fucking love playing him.
>>123615043
when icefrog gives him a skill that allows him to farm faster than a dazzle instead of his crit
>>123615101
>>123615043
please be adelaida
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEED A PATCH RITE FKING NOW LA
>>123614686
I'm not the thirst master. I just wanted to talk to someone ; w ;
>not picking the best hero in 6.85
dotards?????
someone explain this adelaide meme?
>>123614027
We need a new cute hero, any cute hero on the making?
If Earth Spirit doesn't get fucknerfed in the next patch to be put in CM, I'm gonna main the fuck out of him
No more shame
>>123615090
6.79
Unholy Strength
Now grants the strength over 0.7 seconds (3.57 per 0.1 second), instead of all instantly.
No longer has a 2 second toggle cooldown.
>>123615317
>6k shitter
nigga come back when u reach 8k
>>123615318
Adelaide is a big girl
haha
>>123615317
> >6k MMR
>autistic mainer
it checks out, doc
>>123614442
what do you have control over
>>123614854
those Good Kappa C9 vs DC matches were GOAT t b h f a m. godamn, always tryinna keep a nigga down, RIP homie.
>>123615317
how u build em bruh
i can never win as veno
>you'll never have adelaide support you
>>123615373
Are you blind? We've already got one
>>123615460
ROFL LMAO
>>123615516
you do 2-2-0-0 into 2-2-4-0
you do tranquils aquila into veil into aghanims
sometimes you do midas after tranquils aquila
thats pretty much all i do
can you imagine playing a character like cho'gall in dotawith a random
>>123615558
>new
>>123615569
>rtz always walking around topless with other guys
uhhhh, gay?
>>123615569
>that no chest
I thought Demon was fit
YOU ARE ____________!
>>123612584
>>123613171 is right but that doesn't make any sense, it doesn't matter what order you drop your int items in as long as they're not in your inventory when you use bottle
>>123615770
A BIT UNDER THE WEATHER
>>123615770
fucked
>>123615770
- 25 MMR
>>123615628
yeah i'm not building that
6 decides what i build next
>>123615628
but where is your initiation?
>>123615490
various things, mainly balance changes and to some extent the implementation thereof, the date is generally outside my control unless deemed absolutely essential (e.g. Chen roshan bug)
>>123612215
>there is no difference between 8k and 5k
d2g everybody
>>123615852
4-4-0-3 rest in stats
wards on veno are shit
t. veno pro
>>123615875
well you can build dagger later
but even if you only hit 2-3 people with your ult its usually good enough
>>123615770
I always think of that one picture where CMs womb is getting dominated when I see this now
thanks
>>123615969
what does the t. stand for again
I thought it was 'the' but /int/ laughed at me
ROFL
O
F
L
>>123615917
whos gonna get a new aghs upgrade
>>123616052
terveiset, or in spurdo, 'regarss'
why are there things that dont do damage but still go through bkb like walrus punch
>>123609751
I'm not even one of the guys that linked it yet you respond just to spite me.
Fuck you
>>123615917
>This much autism put into pretending to be ice frog
>>123616153
terveisin, not terveiset
>>123609769
You are in LUCK friend. A new RIKI TIPS video has just come out today. Enjoy your RIKI TIPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVIMyJ0A8Z8
>>123616096
aghs
the wave returns to tide, half damage to anyone who was already hit by it once
adds more stun though
>>123616197
my dad works at gamecube and if you badmouth me again you're fucking dead kiddo
>>123613373
Just kill me already.
>>123615969
wards is the reason i play veno
>>123616073
adelaide?
>>123616173
stop channeling spells
>>123616052
LMAO. funny seeing you here.
>>123616096
hard to say, have some ideas for every hero currently without one though, just matter of good time to implement
>>123616016
This one?
>>123615248
oops!!
Why is it RTZ when it would be Ar Tee Zed then?
>>123615998
And how exactly are you getting tranquils, aquila, veil, aghanims? what lane? you know people don't see veno as a core at 3k right?
how do i convince them?
>>123615770
Already dead
can someone please tell me how to effectively play offlane kunkka?
I looked at the number one on dotabuff (interestingly its fng) and he seems to play offlane maxing tidebringer and going shadowblade-->deadalus, but i cant figure out quite how to make it work
>>123615770
EARTH SPLITTED
>>123616502
>Kunkka
>>123616243
super hot music fire!!!
subscribed!!
>>123616312
ya but isnt that kinda bullshit? i mean the whole point of magic immunity is that it should protect you from magic right? no one care about the minute damage late game, they only one the knock up
>>123616502
ringer e-pick
>>123616443
only offlane
sometimes dual offlane
its not exactly easy though, sometimes things get rough
>>123616267
>my dad works at gamecube
D2g I promise Ill be 4.5k by the time winter is over.
Ok?
>>123616578
What happened to all of them?
>>123616661
adelaide?
>>123616661
I believe in you anon-chan!
>>123616587
what does that mean?
>>123616096
Ember aghs: 4 remnants
that's right
4
F O U R
R E M N A N T S
4
>>123616258
>>123616359
got 2 fags pretending to be icefraud, nice
>>123616369
you even blocked me you tremendous faggot.
i can not stop playing slark, help me
>>123616773
adelaide desu?
>>123616823
one of them is real
t. real icefrog
>>123616827
no
not me
why cant rtz accept that hes dog shit at ember
>>123616896
post it
>>123616815
you absoleute mad man
>>123616836
cute pic desu senpai
>>123616607
He's a surprisingly good mid, against squishy agi carries with little health his wards and Q can do a ton of damage, and hitting level 6 is often a free kill if they're below 3/4 health
>>123616836
it's too late fag. you've already realised he's broken as fuck and will continue playing him.
literally your only hope of countering the faggot is winter wyvern.
What are we watching?
>>123617327
adelaide!
is meepo actually an easy hero to play once you get past the micro
>>123616773
Fuck off weeb
>>123617396
incredibly. most of the actual playing on him past farm efficiency/micro etc is just cycle-w-blink, aka pressing buttons fast and learning to time earthbind properly
>>123617386
just because you are a guy who post from 2 different IP don't mean you're not both not icefraud
>>123617505
it's actually funny, I'm ice and he's frog
we both aren't supposed to post here at the same time
>>123617396
well that's entirely the challenge.
he can stack for himself. he can wave clear ridiculously easy. he has the highest XPM potential in the game. he can solo rosh. and once you got the poof blink combo down it's pretty much triple kills everywhere.
good luck staying at whatever mmr the hero throws you upto though. not everything is so simple as a practised meepo.
assuming i got treads first what is considered a decent BF timing on AM?
>>123617763
14-15 minutes
>>123617763
for your pubs anything close to 20 minutes is fine really
>>123617026
he isnt god shit, he just isnt good
>>123617763
14 minutes is golden but you can get it a few minutes later usually, 14min is if everything goes the way you want it
>>123617724
It's not, you're just a little bitch.
how do I fix the randoming sickness???? I literally random every game I think its killing me
>>123617852
with passive gold while afking in base maybe
>>123617795
>>123617852
>>123617895
are you guys fucking kidding me? I got a 14m battlefury and some slardar I had to solo safe lane against who had constant rotations made for him shit talked me about my timing and said i should've had it up at 9-10m and that i was trash. it tilted me hard.
>>123617852
>20 minute BF is good
are you high?
wake up
A getting 2-0 again
wat?
>>123618013
he probably wanted exactly that to happen then
14m battlefury is really fucking good so don't worry about it
>>123618019
>>123617997
for shitty pubs yeah
>>123618104
what kind of pubs are you talking about? 2k? a BF after 18 minutes is dog shit, if you cant get it by 16 going treads you probably already lost. if you get a 20 minute BF like ever you should never play AM again
Can we just take a second to reflect on how fucking HILARIOUS it is that DC relegated Biryu to "coach" and brought in Theeban - who was literally part of a team involved in the scrim-sharing fiasco that cost Ritsu his pro career - in his stead?
So much of EE's vote of confidence. But I guess they deserve it for trusting EE's opinion on, well, anything.
>>123618034
bamboe is a god
>>123615460
Waiting for Windrunnerling and Templarling.
>>123618104
sub 1k maybe
Wait, is the damage and slow from geostrike is placed by illusions?
viper is like 7-0 just today in comp
hope icefrog is still not done balancing or else if gives him even a small buff he might become the next wr
>>123618224
>Na'Vi dead
>C9 literally dead
All the classic DotA 2 teams are dying.
>>123618090
t-thanks anon
>>123618398
WR winrate is shit bro SHIIIIIIIT
Only W33 has positive winrate with her.
What if activating ember remnant disjointed attacks and projectiles?
>>123618224
pretty sure ee installed biryu to fuck over bulba for calling dib on discovering rtz
just like how he voted ritsu in to ruin 1437 chance of winning any lan ever.
you dont touch rtz
>diffusal ember
this is the type of shit that make people say kky was right RTC
>>123618453
>that pounce
>>123618557
>not buildings items to counter enemy heroes
2k shitter detected
>>123618557
it's almost as if theres an omniknight on the enemy team
>>123618453
source on the pounce pic?
inb4 memers post the dinosaur
>>123618557
>omni
>not getting diffusal
baka 2k
>>123618557
yeah its a really bad item vs omniknigkht espexically LOL
>>123618513
He can already dodge with a well-timed SoF, and is a very strong hero already, he does NOT need to be buffed.
>>123619165
what if im laying down? is there a proper way to lay down?
Haven't played doto in 2 months, now i lost my confidence and im scared to queue
wat do
>>123619165
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>123618548
Ritsu was the only reason C9 and Theeban won matches. Biryu was trash tho.
>>123619252
Overthrow
>>123619252
play hots with me
I'll give you cho
is using quickcast redpilled?
DC = Digital Canadians
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEED A PATCH RITE FKING NOW LA WHERE IS TEHH FK PATCH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>123619252
play unranked who gives a shit about losing nothing
this is how i warm up and reset my forced 50 bar
>>123619419
>Gookshit
You fucking sicken me
>still no balance patch
>still no new hero
>still not all the heros ported
>still no dearest map
>still no zeus arcana
>still no new game content
why are you still giving valve money?
>>123619375
quick cast is situational. there's some heroes it's bad on. particularly heroes that have buffs.
Dazzle? Double tap shallow grave and you're golden. Dark seer? Double tap speed and you're sanic.
Quick cast enabled? You need to hover your mouse over your hero, tap it and then run. It's more like slowcast on some abilities.
Does wisp needs nerfs?
>>123619165
>playing dota
>>>/reddit/
>cloud 9 disbanded
what happened to the good ol' days of second place and meepos
>>123620072
no, other heros need buffs
>>123620150
>Singsing is a girlyboy manlet
lmao
>no white team to root for
>all teams now have either arabs or chinks on them
kill me
>>123619965
I don't even have the game installed
I just lurk and jerk it to Pugna
>>123620072
-1 armor desu
just like bane
Is Sing actually a good player? He shows a lot of skill in pubs but in competitive matches he's always having trouble.
Is it him or his team?
>>123620282
kekliance
>>123620282
oh no, poor you!!
alliance is pretty white
unknown.xiu are honorary whites
>>123620370
Pretty much his team is booga.
im thinking of enabling "right click to deny" and changing my spacebar (which is currently attackmove) to that camera function that instantly goes to where the latest ping was. Ive rarely used that particular function, so im not sure how useful it is.
thoughts?
>>123620297
*wheeze* B-baaa-baaaane?
>>123620072
No. Wisp is a situational pick, no one picks Wisp without getting a natural partner. Wisp just makes a meh hero pretty damn good.
>>123620370
Its both. He has had minor success with C9, lot of placings and shit. You don't get 2nd place a ton if you aren't good.
but his pub play for awhile has been ass, blame the patch or his team but its been bad.
He was on offlane, midlane, support, safeland. He is all over the place the last 3-4 patches.
>ARTEEZY MUTED
YEAH. SURE. REPORT SYSTEM WORKS.
>>123620693
Nothing valve ever does work, that's why they buy mods to sell later.
>>123620596
Do enable right click to deny. Also enable attack move and smart auto attack.
You pretty much just spam the fuck out of a and s. Occasionally click around to move.
>>123620370
I miss the Speed Gaming days.
>>123620370
He's badMiracle, i.e plays 1v9 well but cant into team too good.>pots of honey local access network tournaments
>>123611347
commend after he wins me the game
>>123620693
arteezy is a faggot, so....
>>123620596
enable right click to deny its good
my spacebar is set to select my hero
>>123620370
I think he really depends on his team, if they play like shit he plays like shit since they can't make space for him. Not saying he's a top tier player yet, his hero pool is still pretty lack-luster, although according to EE sing has the mechanical skills of a good player. I hope I can see him compete at a real lan, I don't want him to give up and stream all day.
>>123620234
>still gets more pussy than you
lmao
>>123620072
Back in the day you used to be able to relocate creeps deep into the enemy base's trees, getting them stuck and disabling the backdoor protection. Then you'd just casually rat them to death.
Good times.
Is Arteezy better than Dendi, s4 and FATA?
Who has the best Magnus in the game?
Why is this place so much better when the Euros are asleep?
>less anime shitposting
>less avatarfagging
>pretty much no sheeverposting
>actual dota discussion
Fascinating.
>>123621478
in what regard?
Would he win them in 1v1? Probably
As a team player? Definitely not
Guess which is more important in a long run
>>123621478
dendi yes
s4 plays a completely different style of dota from rtz so i cant really compare
fata yes with some heroes no with others.
sumail is better than all 4 of them tbqf
>>123621478
no, he throws a lot of games
My wordcloud is funny af desu senpai
>>123620370
sing is one of those dudes who could be bretty good if they adopted a non shit work ethic and mentality but refuses to do so
having a small hero pool when you do nothing but play dotes is fucking unacceptable
also a lot of these guys (kids) take things for granted to such a ridiculous extent - these guys have the ability to earn some mega shekels playing dotes for a living and they continue to treat everything like a joke
sing takes that a step further because he also has very high stream numbers but instead of taking advantage of that by going full jew mode (donation reader, taking song request donations, and all that other shill shit that people LOVE), having a solid youtube channel with highlights, and streaming constantly he chooses not to
kid doesn't even need to go pro, just fucking stream and pay some dudes to make your content and stream good and he can do 100k per year in no time and go beyond that
How retarded one must be to draft a Warlock against a team with a Doom?
Miracle, w33, and Sumail are the best mids alhamdulillah.
>>123620693
I hope this is not sarcarm, Arteezy is a toxic player and his mute is deserved. System working as intended.
>>123621635
because australians like to stay ontopic
>>123621717
As much as I despise EE I gotta hand it to him he works pretty hard and takes what he does seriously, and respects other players as well (something arteezy lacks completely)
>he's not playing Fun Removal Service: The hero
Why?
>tfw ember spirit cant zib zab out
>tfw after only 2 deaths, earthshaker doesn't have enough for all three of his spells, his blink delayed until at least 30:00
>tfw stomp a wraith so hard he can't even reviveAint done that last one yet but soon, I'm sure.
HOW TO FIX LINKENS AKA BADLOTUSORB/BADOCTAMEME
>using Linkens Sphere active on an enemy will negate the next unit target spell casted on them by their team
>debuff lasts 12 seconds, is not visible to enemies
ALSO IT FUCKS DAZZLE AND OTHER FOTM SUPPORTS R8 MY IDEA
>>123623138
why the fuck wouldn't you report him if you knew who he was?
>>123623262
if I knew who he was then I'd report him regardless of what he said and what team he was on :^)
RTC is actually such a shitter
>>123622079
i have so much fun playing this fucking hero
>one of the best lane harassers i've played
>ez disables
>hit like a truck late game
fuckign sucks playing him in the trench because no one has any co-ordination and 9/10 times i waste my ult
What if huskar's burning spears did physical damage?
>greevels greed is now a global aura
>it does not effect alch but the other 4 players on the team
>15% of all extra gold jewed from the dotaverse is given to alch in the form of unreliable gold
there i fixed the jew
>>123622079
>tfw stomp a wraith so hard he can't even revive
sry anon but soul ring gives you 150 mana regardless
>>123623424
>Solar Crest the enemy as Huskar
>they evaporate
Great.
>>123622182
diaper brands
>>123623416
>ally in some obscure part of the map
>get jumped by 4-5 enemy heroes
>WTF Silencer why didn't you global I died because of you
>mfw
>>123623424
What if Terrorblade could Sunder buildings?
>enemy team builds pipe to counter my ult
>>123623138
>>123621878
>>123621021
>butt blasted babies crying when they get called on playing like shit
is this the game general that tells me to get gud? xd
What if you could toss buildings?
>>123623621
>didnt even realize death ward dealt physical dmg till 400 games in
>>123623645
90% of the time someone gets assblasted enough on my team to warrant a support, they are are often the worst player on the team or some core that decided that the game wasnt 'worthy' his full attention
>>123623561
>enemy ember gets caught out
>ult so he can't zip away
>team runs instead of blowing him the fuck up
how much better will 1437 make DC
I know they're shit but how shit
>retard amerifats think rapper in rtz strim is saying "dank"
>>123623801
>mfw finding out there were physical damage spells full stop
>rtz listening to chink music
>>123623845
theban is shit tho
working my way up
>>123624091
oh
whos the good brown NA guy that isn't in EG then?
>>123624137
ritsu
>>123615481
he's still winning more games than you bud
>>123623824
not always like this. I can go 15-4 as a midlaner and still get a smack of LPQ because of dumb shit that isn't actually bad or anything.
Just ignorant, shitty players who don't like being told what to do, nor do they like to work as a team. Yet here they are deciding the fate of players that DO.
>>123624182
POO IN THE LOO
>>123624137
?? no one?
everyone that isn't in EG and is from NA is trash
>>123622575
RTZ
EE
Faceless Void
the fuck is RTZ listening to
>>123624185
weird to refer to yourself in third person, you know.
are you roleplaying?
so when your muted for 24 hours do you just have to wait a day or do you actually have to play 24 hours of dota?
>>123623621
Why is his ult physical anyways? I can understand spells like Dazzle heal being physical because it fits the hero's toolset, but WD's other spells are all magical.
>tfw a fan of zyzzy
>tfw probably his own fan
>>123624374
wait a day.
it scales though. if you recieve a report for communication report shortly after that one ends then you get ramped upto a 48h immediately. if it happens again, 168h.
it snowballs real easy. it's to discourage banter because reddit controls this game's future.
>>123623424
But then the veil build wouldnt be viable anymore
>>123624520
only*
i have autism
You been winning you're games son?
>>123624553
well there is no real reason to be dishing out "banter" outside of friendly trash talk
reminder that decent, happy people do not say things with the sole intent of hurting other people's feelings
I just watched John Wick
it was pretty good
are we signing up to the msi dragon battle
we'll win it, right?
>>123624553
if you're bantering in a way that might get you reported, you're doing it wrong
>>123624738
>decent happy people
>intentionally shitting on games
yeah get real.
>>123624198
that sucks dude, and I'm not being cocky/sarcastic either. I know exactly how you feel, but sometimes the best thing to do in pubs is to say as absolutely little as possible. I've found that with some people it doesn't matter what you say, if something goes wrong and they they can see your name in the chatlog trying to get some strategy going or heaven forbids, you made a call that they decided in hindsight was bad, then you will feel their wrath.
thats why you really have to measure your words, because everytime you hit enter you risk triggering someones autism meter. hell, sometimes you have just let something go, even if you know that you have a good point/theyre doing something that can potentially throw away the game, like farming to deep or not respecting certain comboes and lockdowns.
it really does suck, but over time you learn to 'feel' your team within the first 5 minutes of the game and you become some sort of next level autism-mind-controller, exploiting these simple minded goons to do things that wont lose you the game and maybe even carry your ass.
its like a minigame inside dota that actually has translated value into real life, except the ratio of autisms to normal people is less skewered outside your room.
>>123624704
Define winning
I need that KPOP song artour was playing help me out f a m
>>123624865
>Implying it makes any difference in a system that's automated
you don't actually think they hire people to review every communication report do you? they barely hire people to play the game, anon.
Hello, today I was playing Sven, the Rogue Knight. I was laning alone against Alleria, the Windrunner and Krobelus, the Death Prophet. First of all I disagreed with being solo against those heroes in the first place but whatever. Anyway, I was having some serious issues with Krobelus, the Death Prophet using her Carrion Swarm ability which sends a swarm of bats to damage her enemies dealing 100/175/250/300 damage with a radius of 110-300 to harass me, as well as Alleria, the Windrunner using her Power Shot ability which causes her to charge a bow shot which deals increasing amounts of damage (120/200/280/360 maximum) depending on how long she charges it and the amount of units it passes through. With all the harass, I could never enter the lane and ran out of consumables very quickly (I am referring to Ancient Tangos of Essifation, and Healing Salves). What can I do about this?
>>123624648
I bet its right tho, hes probably his biggest and only fan.
>>123625008
>tfw I witnessed this get posted for the first time
It was when QWER vs legacy keys shitposting was at its freshest.
feels like ages ago
have I really been here for 4 years now??
Why didn't Allah grant victory to Syed Sumail Hassan at Frankfurt, like he did to his loyal warriors at Paris?
>tfw you use WASD keys
>>123625034
nah, Asiaamore follows him/stalks him around a bit
>>123625139
I started lurking just before bloodstone dirge became a hot topic, had to have been over two years ago
Did we get a new hero for thanksgiving or was there nothing but hats and ui fixes?
>>123624924
What's your steam? If you're up for games or whatever that'd be gold. I'm a support player.
hey guys, just friendly reminder that MINESKI WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN
>>123625464
second and 4th guy look like bad asses
>>123624995
exactly what i'm talking about dudester
>>123625679
>adults never argue
xd
>>123625372
flattered but desu I already have friends and stacks to play with, no offense.also why would I add a random gulag muted shitter lmao you trying to make me your steam crush or some shit? adeileeeide? adeleeeeeide??
for real tho gl anon
>>123625737
never said that though, but the hostility of your post the assumption that i don't use the mute button leads me to believe you are angry
do you want to talk about it
>>123625764
is this gif accurate, strayans?
>>123625814
I'm not him.
ADELAIDE ADELAIDE HEHEHE ADELAIDE
REEE NORMIES SWNL SWNL SWNL EHEHEHEH
fUck
>>123625934
yes that is the current plan for 2017, don't tell the French though, they don't want us as neighbours.
>>123625943
so chill friend
>>123626013
haha epic
>>123625764
Nah. I've just tried to find people to play with in my solo ranked matches and they'll say 'great supporting' but they just won't let go of their solo ranked mmr. So all I've got is solo matches. It can be stressful sometimes.
>>123626013
>triggered by memes
:^)
>>123625224
just switch to edge pan/middle mouse button
it'll take like 20 games to get used to but its worth it considering you cant play some heroes like invoker with wasd at all
>>123626013
hahahahaha
>>123626160
what the fuck
WAHT THE FUCK
PEOPLE USE WASD??
>>123626160
yeah, this
edge pan, minimap clicking, whatever key you bind to hero select is all you need. none of that wasd shit
>>123626182
HOHAHA FUCK
>>123626028
We have a lovely state that would like to join you too. Please take California with you.
im gay!!!!!!!!!!!
>>123626613
Sorry you have to talk to Spain and England about it, it's their operation.
>>123626681
Alright.
>>123626182
LOL WOW!
HA!
HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
guys
please
guys
I like this game but I hate 99.9% of the playerbase and that's the only thing that prevents me from playing this game at times.
>>123626903
get friends
>>123626903
yeah pretty much but it's so nice when you get 4 nice team mates.
game just makes you appreciate good people so much more.
>Liquiddota says Arteezy is streaming
>He is actually offline
Weekend already ruined la
Meanwhile in 2k
is bubu our girl?
>>123626841
how come his mouth
>>123627417
>Vici Gaming
no.
wow you guys make new threads fucking early
>>123623069
>>123627771
You did and then said the same thing yesterday, you piece of shit
Who are you trying to fool?
>>123627943
actually anon, I search the catalog for a different general, and yours comes up as well
I think early threads are bullshit, and want to stir up trouble
i got keked hard by a german blonde
help
>>123628331
It's literally in germans' blood to get clucked by black bulls
someone post the webm
holy shit these are the kinds of people the mm system thinks i should be playing with
>>123625224
What are some "white person makes wrong turn into the ghetto" shows or movies? I think that Jonah Hill guy was in one recently
>>123628102
you're not fooling anyone shitstain, fucking END YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>123628102
why don't you stir up my dick fag
>>123628442
You belong there, shitter.
so wait
hold up
you're telling me
there's a hero that just farms for 40 minutes
and then he just wins the game???
ahahahahahahah man that's crazy whose idea was that??
please don't die /d2g/
alright i think im going to bed fami
night
>>123629037
Earthshaker
Antimage
Storm Spirit
>>123629037
Ogreshaker
Faceless Earth
Void Magi
>>123629037
ogre magi
earthshaker
faceless void
How do I play this game? I don't understand anything. I just give up after 10 minutes in an all bots match, could someone explain to me how this game works and why I can buy a stick for 200 gold
>>123629320
dunno how i got into this game honestly
>>123629320
Hit enemy heroes until they die.
>>123629320
>play RTS all child/teenage years
>Play a shitton of WC3 especially
>watch every Dotacinema hero introduction before playing
>play since closed beta
Worked for me
>using edge panmeme
Lmao 2kshitters can't even creep block properly
>>123629037
Puck
Ember Spirit
Bristleback
>>123629037
Silencer
Slark
Undying
>>123629037
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>123629037
>windrunner
>tiny
>nyx
>>123629037
windrunner earthshaker terrorblade
>>123629037
Earth Spirit
Invoker
Faceless Void
>>123629037
Dazzle, Sven, Ember
>>123629037
techies
earthshaker
meepo:^)
>>123628613
>You belong there shitter
t. person with nothing but custom/unranked in match history who thinks he's 6k in knowledge because he watches rtz and aui
>play league in 5s with a group of friends i met on another forum
>we have lots of fun
>i ask them to play dota for a change of pace
>they laugh and say they aren't nerds
how can i convince them to play? i told them about one guy who had blitzcrank q, warwick ultimate, and devourer built in to his kit but they didn't care.
>>123629037 (You)
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>123629320
have you tried using google
>>123628684
>SILENCE
>>123630232
soon on the banned list
>>123629037 (You) (You) (You)
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>123630212
you can't, they're casual babbies who like league
>>123630232
A D E L A I D E
D
E
L
A
I
D
E
>>123629037
Rubick
Magnus
Clinkz
what's with the ogre magi faceless void earthshaker meme
>>123630501
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>123629037
>Shadow Demon
>Sven
>Nyx
>>123629660
>>123629660
>Hold down 1
>right click accordingly
how hard was that
anyway you should be mixing it up with edge pan and middle click
>>123630501
>someone asks 'whats ur fav int/str/agi heroes'
>someone says magi, shaker, void
>/d2g/ is literally so easily amused they just spam that reply and now it's a meme
yeah
>>123630546
yea i don't get it
>>123630274
It didn't work out too well
>>123629037
Ogre Void
Shakermagi
Faceless Earth
>>123630647
read purge's 'welcome to dota, you suck' guide (the rewritten one, not the old one)
it'll teach you the basics
>>123630605
>screen lock
>>>/lolg/
>>123629320
Watch some esports till it makes sense
>>123630232
I think (you)'re in Admiral Bulldog's arms right now
Guys I found a Sheever nude
what's with the sheever is attractive meme
>>123631331
low test kucks
>>123629429
this is an underrated post
>>123630787
>screen lock for like 20s in the entire game
>lolg
i don't see how tapping w is any more comfortable anyway
guys i'm trying to learn bard but i just end up running around the map collecting charms and having fun instead of helping my team win.
i barely use the tunnels.
>>123630232
>>123631743
hmmmmmm.........
>>123631815
just floating around with a sight stone fucking with people and slowing them with your ghosts is enough to not get reported for greifing
What went wrong with /d2g/?
Could someone kindly explain theis adelaide thing?
ty :)
>>123632019
>>123631984
>>123631815
>>123631743
>>123631670
>>123631459
>>123631425
>>123631331
i dont get these memes
>>123632171
I lost track of which thread I was in and answered the bard question, not a meme just a good old mishap.
>tfw just won a 63 minute game where we were down mid rax since minute 20 and our ancient got <50% health twice as fucking Puck
I feel like I'm 8k MMR right now lads
>>123632557Shitposting.
>>123632557
playing hearthstone
>someone is a petty cunt and you get forced into a lane you can't possibly win
>sip a nice Pepsi and dick around all game
This is how you actually win those games desu senpai
>EE is nearly 25 years old and still a virgin
JUST
>>123632968
>pepsi
>"nice"
That shit tastes like wrung out gym socks.
Possibly the worst soda that exists, worse than every kind of generic store-brand cola I have ever tasted.
>>123632968
>pepsi
>not drinking water
one job
>>123633612
>>123633723
>Not taking a Master's Degree
Good look actually finding a job in this climate.
Hey Adelaide, I know you're lurking. I can see you online in my friends list.
>>123633563
>there is too much to study in so little time... ;_;
you won't survive in business
>>123633936
I know a lot of people with their masters in working at a fast food joint. You're just stalling life and you know it.
>>123634008
Point is that, at least where I am, even in fields where qualified personnel is badly needed you might still have trouble finding a job with just a bachelor's.
Obviously if you take a Master's in English or Women's Studies or some shit you're gonna end up flipping burgers regardless.
>>123634068
Its 4 in North America
dota has turnt to shit like league
valve was a mistake
>tfw no punished hero
Hey so ask yourself this:
if someone totally new to mobas came to /d2g/ and read through all the posts
do you think they'd actually want to play dota?
>>123634538
ppd is the punished player
>>123634538
terrorblade?
>that support kek that keeps whining non stop about how team's carries are shit and how he would do a better job
Hey Adelaide. If you're not playing any game but just online on Steam, what are you doing right now?
yes hello, are you there d2g crush
Adelaide?
>>123634913
>the carry that thinks laning with a support makes him invincible
>the carry that complains for wards and pings spots where there are wards
>>123635431
how about you do your fucking job and harrass the enemy offlaner you stupid fucking kek
>>123635603
me
>>123635524
i literally never play support idk what you're talking about
>>123634913
>decide to scuttle and weave
>omnikek wants to run at np at minute 0
>i just want to comfy last hit
>he rages when i dont harass, he fucks off to the jungle
>20 minute godlike enemy zeus
>Omnikek in full asspain mode, raging at Nightstalker for going 4-2-1-1, AA purposefully missing ice blasts to spite him, meanwhile im going full memebuild
>lo and behold, the avatar of forced50 manifests in tusk, who dies with a gem and goes straight into BoT because "gg oracle no support"
>Win
Nice fucking game you got here dotards
>>123636294
that's okay I still love you
>>123636534
Good for you anon. Staying in shape and being healthy is the key to a good life.
>>123636534
>skinny jeans
How many dicks do you take a week?
>tfw your d2g crush won't accept your party invite
>>123636545
what the fuck is that weaver build, is this the new meta?
>>123636683
None.
That would be like, gay, dude.
is it more or did Lelouch disappear after OG won?
Can someone PLEASE explain this Adelaide meme to me? I'm from Adelaide and I don't GET it
>>123636917
adelaides a girl
?
>>123637060
its a person,now go back to your dumpster, shitter
>tfw you will never be a qt australian anime girl
Should I off myself already?
How do I build and skill Bloodcyka?
how do i dumpster with the beta c.uck flying white man?
how do i farm as dazzle?
>>123637060
did someone say get? check this 4
how do i adelaide?
>>123610824
beesa playing the carry
Was there more of this? I had to leave and do normie shit.
>>123637708
Yeah.
>>123637494
I'm not going to sleep until someone fucking checks this and gives me a (you)
my blood
your hands
What's his name /d2g/?
>>123637494 (Faggot)
>>123637836 (Thats You)
Why aren't ya running 3+1 boot dazzle /d2g/?
Are we being raided?
>>123637889
>>123637494 (You) (Faggot)
>>123637836 (You) (Thats You)
jokes on you f am
>>123637862
bananashitstainslamdogshitjamma
>>123637912
>hey guys look unranked!
Where the fuck is Kripp?
He hasn't streamed for like 2 days, man.
>>123638032
Bad things happen whenever I play ranked, it's like being MGE in CS:GO
>>123637862
i wish this guy would kill himself
>>123638120
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1964351235
funnily enough. we won this one in 19m. out of my team mates anyone who didn't go into unranked matches afterwards got shitstomped in subsequent ranked matches.
@123637965
@123637889
@123637836
@123637494
@123638136
@123637965
>>123638114
>>>/hsg/
>>>/v/
>>123638428
Why doesn't the 2nd link work properly?
How do I play support Abaddon?
I don't want to play this game anymore.
>>123638695
You never play him as pure support, you want to rush Armlet/MoM/Basher and then go for skadi, otherwise just buy a soul ring and you win, maybe add in a mek
But always buy an orb of venom
ESPORTS WHEN
>>123638745
Well why are you being a faggot anon?
I literally had 1500 hours of nothing but pub games. I've been playing off an on for four years. I thought I was good at this game. I thought I was quality at least half the heroes but I just calibrated recently for the first time at 2700 and I'm struggling m8s.
The game is so much faster. I feel like all the stupid shit in pub games that used to stomp people just gets punished. I feel like everytime someone tries to gank me I'm helpless and every time I try to gank I get blasted.
I won 12 pub games in a row and have lost 7 of 8 ranked at 2800.
My gpm and epm are shit and I suck. Help me bros.
How do I get gud?
>>123638745
>says muted
>doesn't mute
if you can't handle teh bantz then just fucking mute the guy
or start realizing that worrying about assholes is futile
>>123638695
>support
>Abaddon
>>123638763
If you're trying to get early kills what's the best skill rotation.
I typically don't even bother puttin ganythign in q and just rely on shield and passive plus OoV to do damage and hope my lane partner isn't a retard
What the fuck. This shit turned out bigger than I thought.
>>123639019
W and passive is all you need
>>123639243
Adelaide?
>ctrl + f "adelaide"
>30
>enemy team is 25k ahead in gold and exp with two lanes of rax, and aegis
>smoke into their jungle to afk click creeps while waiting for them to end
>they rotate three players to kill me
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
GO END THE GAME
>>123639761
Gotta make you suffer for being a fucking shitter, you fucking 2k mmr retarded mongoloid.
HAHAHAHA
Should I quit league to devote all of my time to becoming a pro invoker player?
Is it fun?
Shouldn't they add surrender to dota?
>>123640092
Shouldn't they add surrender to your fucking life?
>>123639965
Invokers a shit hero and you'll never win with him.
>>123640169
Does that mean if I pick Invoker every match my MMR will go to 0?
>>123609751
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>>123640041
You reap... what you sow..
>>123640337
thanks for BTFO'ing the animefags, negrolyte
and stop deleting my posts you fucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58YTEPTxpS8
Animefags where? Why'd the negrolyte guy delete them all, is that allowed help.
Why did C9 disband they were na's second best hope
>Check my MMR on Dotabuff
>It's off by a hundred compared to what valve is showing
Wonder what happened
>>123640620
Probably because the dotabuff api only pulls your mmr every few hours.
>>123640658
Problem is that its been like that since a few days ago
>>123638695
Go into the offlane
Demand your team let you solo
Your starting items are stout shield/tangos/mango
From there you buy phase boots>wand (don't upgrade)>vlads>drums>SnY and AC/glimmer as sitational items.
Your skill build is to max shield first at get two points in frostmourne before 6, then max death coil.
Your main counters are heroes like TA/ember who can fuck you up before your ulti gets off if they get ahead or doom with aghs.
>>123641219
>guys asks how to build support aba
>you tell him to solo offlane
how is that support aba and not offlane aba
>>123641219
>wand (don't upgrade)
Literally seriously consider killing urself, you god damn fucking shitter
>>123641259
You can play him as position 4 in that style with like a duo offlane tusk or maybe slardar, position 5 abandon doesn't work.
>>123641307
Sorry, I should have specified don't upgrade until you finish vlads.
>>123641351
however
you specifically tell him to solo offlane, not to like duo offlane tusk or maybe slardar
>>123625181
Amer al-Barqawi needed it more.
How do you get better when you have 2000 games in dota and still suck? I'm stuck in high 3k mmr and have just not been improving over the past few months even though I play 15 games a day..
>>123641695
You quit the game.
>>123641695
You do shit differently, obviously
>>123641695
See a doctor and ask how to recover after traumatic brain injury.Not even kidding. Either that or accept your badness and put your efforts in another endeavor.
>>123641695
Stop playing games, maybe 5 a day max spend the rest of your time watching streams/replays to actually get better.
>>123641695
You arent getting better through 15 games a day, which is obviously exaggerated, but if it is true for some bizarre reason, You should try too improve your mechanical skills, improve your map awareness, or just learn better farming patterns, you're pretty obviously retarded if you havent gotten better over the past few months after putting in that much time though so you might just want too give up.
>>123641695
Just quit, dude. DOTA clearly isn't for you.
>>123641695
Can you tell us more about your life?
I am completely serious with these questions.
Do you have a job?
Do you go to school?
Do you drink alcohol regularly?
Do you take opiate-based painkillers regularly?
Do you smoke MJ regularly?
Do you do any other drugs?
What is your highest level of education completed?
What did your teachers say about you?
>>123641892
this post is not funny at all
not even kidding
>>123642318
I wasn't trying to be humorous.
>>123641695
What did you get on the SAT and what year did you take it in?
what's the lowest someone started at and the highest they have gotten to?
>>123642719
my friend started at 1.5k and got to 4k
but hes a ledditer
ded thred
ded gaem
>play support and go off to control rune
>tb overextends and dies while i'm not there
>starts yelling at me and says i'm a shit support and how he is 4k and he's better than me because i went off and let him die
>tell him he's a shitcunt TB and to fuck off to the jungle like he said he was going to do
>i say "who the fuck jungles TB anyway" and he replies some player does it, no idea what he said
>i say "literally who?" because i have no idea who he said or who they even were and he spergs out saying "OH A 4CHAN FAGGOT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN" and mutes me
>he leaves me bot all to myself
>farm up quick aghs as WD
>make whole enemy team look at it go and carry this TB
>everyone reported him because he wouldn't stop talking shit in all chat and unpausing when 2 people were dc'd on enemy team
It was a good match
>>123613862
I rarely play anything but support.
>be stunned standing still
>still dodge attacks with evasion
explain this dotards
>>123643372
>Playing the doctor of carries.
Mah niggaaaahhhhhh
why do people underrate jah'rakal so much
>>123643651
Half my games as WD support end in me carrying.
Umm, guys, is dota dead?
>>123643724
dying? yes
dead? not yet
>average 4.3k MMR game
>ok team looks good, I can win this
>their mid absolutely destroyed our mid
>it's ok, at least other lane are doing
>their support destroyed us
>lost
>enemy mid has 5.9k solo MMR and 4.2k party MMR
>enemy support has 5.5k solo MMR and 4.3k party MMR
FUck this gay shit. All these motherfuckers who are fucking high in solo MMR always win every fucking time they queue in stack cuz their party MMR is 1000 MMR lower
>>123643705
>carrying as doctor cockter
>>123643826
They always underestimate the death ward.
>>123643881
because there is nothing to estimate
>>123643826
Being support is suffering as fuck.
>literally a kuck
>still have to expect for the worst situation and switch to a carry position
>>123643925
Found the guy who stood next to his teammate during cask and died to deathward maladict.
dead thread for a dead game
>>123643813
meh, as a low 4k, you are garbage and don't deserve to win ever, even a massively unfair game.
What's holding you back from going pro, /d2g/?
Me:
-full time job + going to the gym means i have like 3 hours of free time a day to play
-no mechanical keyboard
-no mousepad, i actually use a journal as a mousepad.
-computer can't run dota at 160fps
>>123613862
TIL /d2g/ can't into farming
Why do the games start so late
i want play like a god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IluN7zMC7Sw&index=13&list=PLNJ54MpMXq1T00XMN06acDBWtlR9zMoN9
Dear all anime fags, please click on this link
http://iwantmoar.com/2440
wait, C9 disbanded?
>>123645423
Apparently ritsu did nothing wrong
>>123613862
I don't think they've changed much
>>123613862
>>123645576
Wrong one
>>123645423
welp, there goes the last T1 burger team
>>123645749
>c9
>t1
>pick one
>>123645784
what fucking competition is there for tier 1 anymore? Post TI5 dota is the worst state we've ever been in
>>123645814
OG, Secret, EG
You're right I don't think we've ever had this few tier 1 teams before
one of you fuckers just play viper?
>>123615770
Not doomed I got linkens..
>>123645927
yea, ask me anything
>>123614086
u play against scrubby tinkers the hero is broken as fuck he can't lose
>>123645927
Deny yourself my man
>>123645961
i don't know what adelaide is
>>123645927
win the lane win the game meta is a-comin' lad
>>123646028
A very bad meme
>NA "dota"
Stick to COD please
>>123646028
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adelaide
Any one else quitting if Timbersaw doesn't get buffs.
>>123646028
A city in the penal colony of australia
>COMPRAMOS WARD PARA Q EL STORM NO HAGA
>Y DEPUES SE QUEJA COMO RATA Q NO HAY WARDS
>JAJAJAJAJAJAHAJA
Enemy team airing their dirty laundry in all chat.
Any of you Americans took spanish in high school? What's that mean, lads?
>>123607908
gotta hav support right
int = support right
Holy fuck tards we are so dead
>>123646463
>wake up
>no patch
>>123607908
After this I had quite a phase of phase boot Crystal Maiden matches.
league player here
tell me who to play and i have already tried leroic and crytal maiden
>>123646661
Chen, Meepo, Invoker, Earth Spirit or Broodmother.
>>123646205
Wtf is gay culture? Fisting and sucking dick? Aren't gay people supposed to be normal human beings who are exactly the same as heterosexual people?
>>123646721
yeah i asked d2g to choose my hero once and they told me to pick some guy who makes a copy of himself. not sure if that's earth spirit or not. but i would never play chen meepo or invoker as a new player because i'm not a fucking retard.
when will this dual lane mid shit end
>>123646779
No, gays are highly promiscuous, overtly sexual, limpwristed, weak, liberal, and sensitive. That's "gay culture".
>>123646721
>meepo
>Hard
Heh, one of the most braindead heroes in the game
>>123646310
whats wrong with Timbersaw? He can build a memecore now
>>123646856
Just wait for the tri-lane mid memeing incoming.
>>123646863
>you
>quoting random shit that wasn't in my post
>>123646661
play huskar, slark, and bat rider, those are pretty easy
>>123646783
Specify what heroes you'd like to play you baka
>late night 5stack dota sesh with the lads
>queue up and load up in game
>say fuck it all mid
>we 5 man mid
>opposition panics obviously not expecting this and pull both supports mid to help
>surprisingly win despite the enemy sven and bb having free farm lanes
It was pretty fun boyz.
>>123646924
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you guys.
For anyone who plays league my main characters are Nasus Top, Nunu Jungle and Nami Support.
>>123647017
Play Lich.
>BSJ
>starts off as a promising young streamer offering an alternative to the fast paced and crowded pro games, tries his best to provide tips for players looking to get better while showcasing high level inhouse league play
>now is literally drunk on stream wearing a banana suit and rapping to afroman and staring at the score stream, hated by the community at large and effectively blackballed from the pro scene
So this... is the power of Chi Long Qua.
>tfw I love sniper
>tfw I suck so much with him
pic related
New thread.
>>123647338
>>123647338
>>123647360
>714 posts
Nice.
>>123647360
>only 715 posts
>thread is dead as fuck anyway
kill urself niggerfaggot
>>123647115
More like Bananadogshitslashitstainmmotherfuckingjamma
>>123647115
dumpstered into the fucking stoneage
>>123642054
no to all of the y/n pretty much just a neet
finished school at 13 with good marks then went traveling. teachers said I was gifted but way too lazy.
How to fix MMR
Your Kill Death ratio is subtracted from the points lost.
Go 23/1/x, you only lose 2 out of the original 25.
Conversely if you are a fucking moron and go 0/17/x, you lose 42 points
>>123615770
TEMPORARILY UNCONVINCED!!
>>123651548
what if u r a support u fuck face?
>>123651548
you're pretty retarded to be quite honest family
whats this drama with cu ckda getting strangled?
>>123659120
Dunno
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