>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
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Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>123561652
>286 days since last hero release
next major when
no sheever season is the best season for dota
any team that has ever achieved anything is a reddit team as reddit is filled with bandwaggoning autists
second for alliance will never die
>As this patch gets more developed
Doesn't he realize this patch is already as good as over?
Make your own doto, with blackjack and hookers
>sheever will never pee in your mouth
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
First for Our Girl
Best (real) dota girl
FRIENDLY REMINDER
The team you like is literally reddit.
>>123584828
stop posting lesbians with skank tats any time desu
this is a video game thread
What does OG stand for again?
>tfw no good dota futa art
>tfw no good ageplay dota art
why live
>>123584828
>10 year old boy
>Girl
Maybe in Sweden
>>123584828
i seriously need to cum in her pussy desu lads
i want to put a babby in this crazy bitch
>>123584828
>this is a 10/10 on /d2g/
>>123584921
i want to say original gangster but idk
hey guys, am deaf , can u describe me what magnus RP sound like???
>>123585062
what is a 10/10 on lolg
>>123584828
daily reminder that Soe used to be a quite normal cute girl till James broke her. now she is literally trash tier while 2gd is a suicidal drunkard that is developing a game nobody will ever play.
wp dotards.
>>123584828
>tatted up dyke
>attractive
>>123584946
I got you senpai
>>123585085
SHEIOOW SHWEP SWEEP
>>123585062
Nobody ever complained before she got a haircut
>>123585085
>FUCKING RADIANCE CANCELLED MY BLINK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>123585142
>smoking
he deserves it
>big daddy notail
>big daddy
Why is his nickname so lame and retarded?
>>123585119
badSheever
>>123585119
this slut
CR1T GOD
>>123585274
i honestly think soe is cuter
>>123585142
>American Spirit
fucking hipster trash
>>123585262
nothing wrong with smoking anon.
even our guy matt does it.
>>123585168
>tfw not even furrybut i like this picture anyway and would wish they would make some windranger/ta art
>>123585142
He is still a son of millionaires and she is still a nerd in a scene craving for female attention.
I doubt both will suffer too much.
>>123585142
>have underwhelming relationship
>relationship ends
>both people's lives go into permanent decline
this is why I'm staying a virgin
>>123585274
Gross.
Soe's boipussy is much better desu.
>>123585274
damn she even does double peace sign
wonder how her ahegao looks
>>123585274
She'll have more wrinkles than Fear's nutsack in a few years
>>123585354
Put the newports down, Jerome.
>support contests my last hits
>gets mad when I afk fountain
Explain this dotards
>>123584921
ur memes r ded
back in the trash where anime belongs
>>123585358
I mean even ignoring the health problems smokers always smell like shit so no not really
>>123585387
her family must have money or no way could she afford to be this autistic on progaming money.
>>123585360
>not even furry
you seem to be confused. you don't have to be prancing around in a furfag costume to be a furry. if the idea of anthros appeals to you, even in a non-sexual way, you are a furry.
OG is literally Miracle and Cr1t + 3
You can actually take any three 5.5k+ players and fill the other three spots
>>123585274
Why don't dotards and loltards trade waifus for a week, kinda like wife swap?
>>123585360
Sorry man. Straights need to go to LeL for their porn
>>123585274
first I was like "yup thats an attractive woman".
But then I looked closer and noticed that she has pretty wide shoulders and kind of a square jaw as well.
Tell me the truth here, did I get trapped again? This whole gayspam has made me afraid.
>>123583034
>stupid pin
I know someone cant be this dumb but regardless;
Its for remembrance day. After the war the only thing that could grow on the battlefields was poppies, so people wear them out of respect for those who lost their lives.
>>123585406
Yes, your life can't come spiraling down if you live on the bottom
>>123585506
>Abaddon: I will let you have last hits after I get my mek
what is actually going through these peoples heads
>>123585573
Sorry, meant to say Miracle and Moon + 3
>>123585573
I can guarantee your mmr is lower than 5k because you misunderstand how important Miracle is in OG.
n0lans is expandable that's for sure.
>>123585406
>get together again
>break eachother more
xd
>>123585539
She's Swiss mate, her family is probably worth millions.
>>123585539
Didn't James say that she is an orphan?
Where is he?
>>123585695
>n0lans is expandable that's for sure.
>>123585608im biwind diapering a futa ta sounds great
Crit is playing since Dota 1 and only with OG he managed to win something...
>>123585669
this is where you say
WHY DON'T YOU GO OFFLANE THEN YOU FUCKING NIGGER
OFFLANE ABADDON IS A THING
and then you get called toxic and muted for 24h.
>>123585839
he overdosed on ritalin
rip sweet dinosaur
![10511389_783008818406569_5474159504281040750_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jLBFCWA.jpg "10511389_783008818406569_5474159504281040750_o[1].jpg")
>>123585358
How can you be that fat AND smoke and not be dead by 30
>>123585989
American healthcare system is greatest in world
>>123585615
>falling for the masculine features = trap meme
are you retarded?
>>123585695
>implying power of friendship is expandable
>implying any talent can replace natural synergy
>implying that history hasn't proven over and over that it's not the team with the most talented players that wins but the team with the best synergy
No anon, you are lower than 5k.
>>123585723
with a room like that she must be an only child too. Maelk has his work cut out honestly I'm amazed he hasn't killed himself yet.
>>123586056
Hes british you dumb cunt
>>123585552
probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dJ1c719J9k
>>123586056
But he's british
>>123585989
Smoking isn't as unhealthy as it is portrayed in the media/news
>>123586056
He's britbong though.
>>123585387
nothing but trash
and GTO.
Isn't OGs strat basically to just win lanes really hard every game? How come no one is able to beat them early?
>>123586091
>power of friendship
go watch your ponyshit
>>123585989
It's called being british
![Daniel_Lambert[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H58jDuz.jpg "Daniel_Lambert[1].jpg")
>>123585989
imagine how fat he would be if he DIDN'T smoke.
>>123586293
>white people food
lmaooo
![4723_pie_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zgB4589.jpg "4723_pie_1[1].jpg")
>>123586056
cyborgfatt is english, northerner if I recall which explains a lot, probably eats pie barms and chips for lunch
>>123585989
smoking doesn't matter too much unless you've smoked a lot for 25+ years.
>>123586249
Sry not an Ameritard. No such thing here.
>>123586091
>synergy is this important
>synergy is more important than individual player skill
and yet people try to make out like 1v9s don't happen when pub shitters are all like 'its just a game who even cares xdd'
>>123586242
they don't just have one strat, they are just really really good at fighting so they pick lineups that can do it a lot.
>>123586334
>chips
but those are fries senpai
>>123586293
>It's called being british
I bet you would fart really good after that food m8
>>123586363
>>123586184
Why are smokerkeks invading d2g? Or is it just the cyborgfat defense force?
>>123586249
>MLP invented friends as power up
God fucking dammit murriclappers
>>123586332
One of the disdvantages of being smart enough to be able to produce a food surplus
>>123586293
>>123586334
How is it that Brits even after colonizing gazillion different places all around the world still have literally the worst cuisine to ever disgrace the face of the earth?
>>123586363
>believing the "cigarettes only kill you when you're old" meme
I smoked for 11 years and let me tell you it's not worth it
>>123586471
OG's strat is to turn every game into a pub game
>>123586293
>beans
>a whole tomato or some shit
>sunny side eggs
>burnt toast
really britbongs?
>people thinking they can figure out the Original Gods.
My sides.
>>123586648
what happened to you going to reddit and never coming back fag?
>>123586609
they literally colonized all of those places in pursuit of better food m8
>>123586715
the fuck are you talking about shit cunt?
>>123586648
No cares to figure them out since a new patch is coming in like ~2 weeks
>>123586609
There's a reason that most Brits are sustained on a diet of 80-90% kebabs.
>>123586609
You can't colonize 2/3rd's of the world eating pansy shitty food m8, you need good hearty meals to do that
>>123586779
>it's not Lelouch
>it's just some OG bandwagoner
Holy fuck one LAN and they already have blind fantards
>>123586609
we keep trying to invade France but get lost.
>>123585085
CHOOP
A
LOOP
BOOP
BOOP
The Secret vs EG rivalry is just banter right?
it seems to go into the realm of legitimate hate sometimes and I cant fathom why
>>123586583
>travel round the world looking for spices
>500 years later, dont use any of them
top kek m8s
>>123586878
Are you right in the head?
>>123586630
>burnt toast
actually that's something we have called "wholemeal bread" you've probably never heard of it
Now that I'm in the process of building a new PC all these adverts between Dota games are a lot more relevant for me.
A-Are ASUS mobos worth it senpai?
>1437 on digital chaos
LMFAO
How much fucking money do vidya hardware companies spend on these fucking animated advertisements?
Do they have any data to show that they actually give ANY sales?
Who falls for this crap?
There can't actually be THAT many retarded 14 year olds with free access to their dad's credit card in the world.
>>123586510
Puppey smokes too yknow
>>123587061
Guess that's why he can't win shit even if he's getting money and star players thrown at his team.
>>123586363
the fact that it even costs money means you are an omegakek from cig number 1
retards are paying premium shekels to murder yourselves
>>123586583
>being able to produce a food surplus
this is all possible due to potatoes, which are DIRECTLY responsible for 1/4 of the european population today.
you can thank south america any time you like eurofriend.
>>123587026
Ritsu was the only potential on C9, might as well leave if the org decides to take it up the ass from Reddit.
>>123587061
So? Every retard from former soviet satellite states smokes
>>123586630
>sunny side eggs
What sort of monster would willing eat sunny side down?
Post Misery.
>>123586648
>patch hits
>they're shit again
>everybody laughs when someone says 'remember when n0lans team was good?'
I feel bad for miracle, cr1t and moon though. They are decent.
>>123587151
ahahahahaha totally man like ITS A TRAP xdd right?!
>>123587053
there are more people with more money than sense than you think
even as we speak people are coming to blows over nike air jordans in america's black friday sales, advertising works
>>123587172
Why would we thank people that we stole something from?
If we cared enough to say thank you there would have been a lot less genocide.
>implying alliance would draft seriously for some honeypot lan
>>123587061
>this draft is so dense
>every pick has a lot going on
>>123586609
because we dont eat the food of the mudbloods we invaded,
>>123586945
of course it's just banter, the funniest thing is that these gay lovers are on opposite teams
>>123587272
>when patch hits og will go bad guyz
Love this forced meme, They don't even pick any heroes that will get nerfed so N0god will still be a top 3 carry.
>>123586980
>spices are unpopular and don't meet widespread usage
>fall into irrelevancy
did you like never do economics or something?
>>123587256
i need that Misery bataclan picture pronto familio pronto
>>123587275
smokerkeks are literally this dumb
>>123586779
>the fuck are you talking about shit cunt?
> shit cunt
Why are you always so butthurt and insecure?
reminder that moon is the best offlaner in the world
>>123587026
wait... wtf two bulba?
>>123587275
u wot?
is this your defense mechanism?
objectively the greatest cigarettes ever made
>>123587352
>I may have gone too far in a few places
>>123587456
>being buttblasted about someone smoking
uh oh someone needs to get laid as ASAP as possible
>>123587434
>N0god
What is this forced reddit meme?
Guy's name is n0lans.
>>123587253
>not making an omlette
i mean christ, you have fucking mushrooms for fuck sake, add some shredded cheese and bam, a quarter of that plate is 4 times better
>>123587540
>dat shaker game vs EG
>>123587540
but my handle isn't moon~
embarrassing lol ~_~
>>123587540
that's not Universe
>>123587272
>Team performance is based on the patch
Wow it's like if a team doesn't commit to adapting to a patch they'll become shit.
You know if they didn't adapt to the patch they dominated in in the first place they'd have never had any results?
>expensive as fuck
>MASSIVE persecution complex
>only benefit is temporarily not being a jittery, irritable fuck caused by smoking in the first place
>extremely bad for you (DURR MY GRANDPA SMOKED AND LIVED TO 85 MUH ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE doesn't mean shit)
>makes you and anywhere you smoke smell like shit
There's absolutely no reason to smoke and only an absolute retard would do it. As obnoxious as smokers are, I will admit anti smoking campaigns are just as bad
>>123587619
>not Lucky Strike
>C9's captain joins rivals.
MURRICAN DOTO.
>>123587772
mike pls go
How soon will 0nelan turn to tw0lan ?
>>123587619
>not these
kid please
Any 4k-5k here want to 1v1 me mid and kick my ass and maybe give me a tip to do better?
Im 3.5k mid player and i feel like i get an actual challenge mid lane 1 in every 20 or so games and half the times its just because rotations
>>123587863
nice pic retard
![melt-cheese-monster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iypw85x.jpg "melt-cheese-monster[1].jpg")
>>123587693
Why is all american cooking "put some cheese on it"?
>shane literally fucks sheever any time he feels like it
>meanwhile im 26 y/o with no gf ever
end it. end me.
>>123587693
>bam
what the fuck is this supposed to be?
How many episodes of anime do I have to watch before I get 5k?
I'm currently at 1,100~ episodes
>>123587836
Also the arguments for smoking in this thread are childish as fuck. HURR YOU NEED TO GET LAID- what are you 14?
>>123587540
why did all of moon's hon montages get taken down? is he ashamed of his colorful past?
>smoking is le cool xd
I knew everyone is underage here.
>>123587941
could be worse, you could be cyborgfat
>>123587678
>He's still trying.
Bless him.
>>123587693
>cheese on eggs
>>123587932
name something that doesn't taste better with cheese on it
>>123588031
cock
>>123588031
Ice cream
>>123588004
Is it really that surprising this thread is full of highschoolers that think paying to kill yourself is cool?
>>123587932
have you ever had cheese? it's fucking delicious
>>123588086
>he doesn't like smega covered cocks
get out
>>123587972
its not the volume of anime but the quality. you need to watch good shows like cowboy bebop, bleach, death note, umaru, and attack on titan... not shit like magic basketball girls or whatever
>>123588086
wrong. dick cheese is delicious, try sucking a smegma cock some time
>>123588023
>cheese on eggs is disgusting
have you ever even eaten?
>>123588214
EE please fuck off
>>123588017
>redditor replies to my post
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I used to never really care for Sheever mostly because I am a manlet and I don't really like taller chicks/would never stand a chance but as of recently I cannot stop thinking of her.
What to do /d2g/?
>>123588214
Death Note and Bebop are actually good though
>tfw it takes you 5 minutes to slowly put it in an asian dota 2 groupie
why is Dreamhack so FUCKING SHIT. fucking soundproof your shit you fucking imbeciles or dont hold a tournament at all.
>csfags still yelling over dota commentators
why is this shit allowed
>>123588320
You're supposed to use lube for gay sex, don't just copy porn.
who the fuck cares about party mmr
some dense people on this planet jesus christ
>>123587951
>uncultured retard
http://www.spurgeon.org/images/pyromaniac/TeamPyro/bam.gif
>>123587540
But you're wrong, Universe is the best offlaner.
>>123588214
fuck off EE
>>123588328
cause nobody gives a shit about this dead game anon
>>123588319
>death note is good
baka lad
>>123588325
doturd is an afterthought to big tournaments like Dreamhack. literally added it in at the last minute to squeeze some more cash from keks like us
why would they give a shit about a dying game when they can just allocate all the production cash to CS and league?
>>123588497
>not good
Shaking to senpai my honest be head to
>>123588490
is mal trying to be some sort of weeb dating site?
>>123588497
The first part of it is good though.
>>123588497
It is though, it gets worse after that specific point but it's still a solid 7/10 for me.
>>123588214
>bleach
>death note
>attack on titan
>good
>>123588561
>>123588627
>animeNEETs this buttmad
go get a haircut and take a shower, you'll thank me in a year
>>123588561
>>123588627
DELET THIS
>>123588437
who the fuck cares about solo mmr?
do you really think dice rolling and getting default losses 20% of the time and having your ass carried another 20% of the time is worth anything?
doing consistently well with the same constants (YOUR TEAM MATES + YOU) is what matters.
>>123588681
>>123588654
>I will take potato chip and eat it
just no
>>123588561
>>123588627
F*cking epic!
Watching anime is like participating in a low-effort daycare for autistic virgins.
>>123588654
>>123588681
well I thought the first part was bad so it's clearly not for me
>>123588561
>>123588627
M-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
So is 4cl doing well because waga left them?
>>123588715
>go get a haircut
????????????????????
>>123588214
This is some SHOCKINGLY shit taste.
It's obviously not even bait, baitsters would be at least a LITTLE subtle.
>>123588637
yes, I was considering romancing EE until I saw he rated evangelion a 1
>>123588791
Congratulations on letting everybody know the only thing you know about it is some retarded meme
>>123588847
They're "doing well" because the competition has been trash up to this point. They're being destroyed by OG.
>>123588214
>magic basketball girls
Is this an actual show or what?
>>123588315
embrace it. let the lust consume you.
>>123588714
then what is good th, Iv been trying to get into anime but so far everything has been fucking garbage apart from the first part of Death Note. everything else is just too fucking ridiculous and over the top retarded.
>>123588841
Who?
>>123588943
>Desu Note
>anything but a giant meme anime
>>123587972
1,100/24 = 45.8
>only 45 anime watched
HAH NEWFAGGGGG
>>123588832
Did you watch the whole thing or just a few episodes?
Because it basically gets better and better until a specific point and then starts falling off.
does lumi know anything about this game? how the fuck is he a professional caster/analyst?
>>123589008
Nice buzzwords
>1437 to DC
Goddammit
Wait who the fuck do DC even get rid of to fit him in? I can't remember the announcing any roster changes
>>123588856
>bashes my taste
>provides ZERO explanation why it's shit other than his own irrelevant subjective opinion
?
>>123589061
hes literally 6 k m8
>>123587972
1100/12 = 91.66
>only 91.66 MAX anime watched
OMG NEWFAGGGGG loool
for a second i thought peter would actually cast
>>123589045
i watched the first 2 episodes
just seemed like everyone was going to act like light was some sort of genius when he's actually a retard
>>123588976
well there's a loli basketball show called 69 Club but they aren't magical.
>>123589101
Biryu was moved to coach?
Was thinking about playing Dota 2, anyone know anything about it?
>moonmeander
![dollar_furion__muthafaka_by_darthagnan-d5f36ef[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LJbplN8.jpg "dollar_furion__muthafaka_by_darthagnan-d5f36ef[1].jpg")
In what circumstances am I a good pick, /d2g/?
>>123589340
S3 fucking when?
>>123589340
there are actually pedoNEETs that watch this show.
let that sink in for a second.
i can't even imagine what kind of a disgusting failure you have to be to find shows like this appealing
>>123585085
SHHHHACKATUMP
>>123589371
No, too busy spamming the thread with how angry anime makes me
>>123589340
>that CG ball and net
Ugh.
>>123587972
Because that did work out splendid for Ritsu and EE right?
>>123587898
I don't even need a pic kiddo
u know it's true
OH FUG :DDD
>>123589501
It's actually a genuinely good sports show though, they just happen to also be little girls
>>123589340
>>123589501
>Still better than Kuro Basugay
>>123589143
anyone can get to 6k with enough maining autism.
>>123589501
good lord can you just fuck off already matt not everyone is a fat smoker kek with a "Real job" like you
>>123589406
when you're with 4 friends who will create distractions while you split push.
otherwise, enjoy being forced into a second pick jungling furion and getting counterpicked by a spirit breaker + tinker and then feeding all game.
>>123588996
if you look through some /a/ recommendations you should be able to find some good stuff
I can recommend black lagoon, mushishi, trigun, monster, 12 kingdoms
there's also meme shit like jojo and one punch man
the stuff I like will be different than what you like
>>123589109
Seriously though.
Get out.
You're doing the equivalent of walking into a discussion about food and saying "Listen, I've eaten at both McDonalds AND Burger King, so I think my voice could lend some weight to this discussion."
You don't even have the excuse of being a tasteless 14 year old, this isn't fucking 2009, not even the 14 year old edgelord demographic bother with Death Note at this point.
I have a potentially meta-breaking memebuild that I want to run by you, /d2g/...
Here we go:Octarine ________Doom___________
thoughts?
>Play Enchantress
>Gank the shit out of mid and safe
>About 10 mins run into what I assume is an SF Illusion since im hitting it for 20% of his health with normal autos
>It casts a raze
>tfw you killed him so much he's a level 4 with basically nothing
>Feel bad
Man that guy must hate that game, I'm sure he probably won't be playing dota for a while.
>>123589863
>monster
>good
60 episodes too long and it doesn't even pay off in the end
boring as fuck
>>123589948
>the stuff I like will be different than what you like
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>>123589501
Holy fuck.
This is the level of absolute grade-A normies this general has attracted.
>>123589892
it's shite
next
>>123589892
maybe before the aghs change
nice laning stage win lmao :^)
>>123589880
you wrote all that shit but still didn't answer my question lmfao
here i'll make it easy for you neetlord: give me ONE reason why any of the shows I listed are bad. and don't say "because x arc was boring" because literally every show in existence has boring arcs
>>123589863
>last exile
fuck I love renji murata
