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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails?id=158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf bazaar.tf backpack.tf./classifieds tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrapwh.com scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
Casual 6v6: steamcommunity.com/groups/vgsixes
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
old
>>121975351
>>121975351
>>121975351
>>121975351
>>122124857
is this piece of shit banned in every form of competitive yet?
![mgjti9yh[pk;lghmgiefgnfgnofj804t0 y;w #] h;kgmfb.png](https://i.imgur.com/8G6pt8M.png "mgjti9yh[pk;lghmgiefgnfgnofj804t0 y;w #] h;kgmfb")
2nd for hootis
did somebody say KILL?
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609
http://pastebin.com/S4QZuDX8
who is missing from this list
who is on this list that shouldn't be
I WANT TO FUCK A TF2G TRAN/CUTEBOY SO BAD
>>122124897
i don't think so
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/183549
>>122124907
stupid picture moron
>>122125043
charlie is dead iirc
>>122125295
dude vape lmao
>>122125295
niggers are like monkeys, but they only eat chicken.
>>122125295
im nthe assault pistol noob, PAPAPPAPAPA,thats the sound i kill your asse PAM PAM POM
>>122125295
R U MAD BRO?...
>>122125535
please be my friend
comp when
>>122125295
it's just vapor bro, it's harmless
>>122125708
is there anyone on this thread im NOT friends with
You're not friends with me.
>>122125848
yourself
>>122125924
id?
>>122125967
false, my self esteem is extremely high
Jesus fucking christ how the fuck is cp_powerhouse an official map? It looks like babys first map, what the fuck. I shit out better tf2 maps 5 years ago.
>>122125295
I VAPE
>>122125295
ommlm NIGAR TIS IS DE NIGOR GUN HEHEHUM,L;
>>122125295
slob on my knob
>>122125295
knobbis my bobbis haha pootam dispandvich XD
>>122125295
SNAILFAGS BTFO
>>122125295
I only vape negro cum
~~~ REMINDER TO JOIN THE COOLEST GROUP ON THE PLANET ~~~
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/pleasesayimcool
>>122125295
nogor, and nugur, and nagar. anHAHAHA NIGER
>>122127587
WE GOT A WINNER FOLKS
>>122127587
<shoebox> goddamnit half
<half> hu hu hu hu hu hu ...
<half> "half win the roll" he said
http://steamcommunity.com/id/neppermint
FUCK OFF SISSY BOY
can some kind fuck wit make me a colored objector please
got a decal tool
TF2 character screen selection is sorted by difficulty - the easiest being the scout, that basically consists on approaching an enemy and shooting it, and the most difficult is the spy, which can deal with every class as long as you know how.
>>122128559
Then how is Heavy in the middle?
>>122128559
>scout easy
>engi hard
>medic hard
>heavy in the middle
nigga
>>122128862
Heavy is a noobstomper for noob players, but you actually need skill in order to kill someone who has been playing for more than a month.
BONK!
toyosatomimi no miko me
how
>>122130451
ok
>>122127501
>no human, dotsy or 26pesos
y even care
>me
y even care
>>122128438
you can make it yourself, it's not hard
>mfw bouncing someone around with stickies and hitting where they land with a pipe
>>122131472
boy do i have a group for you
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/colon8moo
epic boy.png
>>122133239
EPIC BOY DOT P N G
*sleesp*
scout getting an explosive primary
y/n?
pyros did 9/11
:8 moo is the future
more like mooture
>>122137004
*futures*
>>122136250
nice framerate my bro
more like kill yourselves
pootis
i finally nutted in a dream today
ask me anything
>>122138262
are u gonna bang doe
>>122138262
did u knock up the dream
>>122138262
was it with a anime?
was it with a not anime?
>>122138829
it was with two japanese girls so i guess it was half an anime?
>>122139005
dont fucking ignore 2/3 of your questions
>>122139158
this is a serious topic so im only answering serious questions
>:l
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042
i blew almost 3 dollars on cheap items to get decent transmutes and only got a dog head for medic
don't take meds and video game, tf2g
i am heavy weapons guy
>>122139735
and this is my weapon
> Membership by invite only
and dees es my weepon
this game is dead
>>122140367
Your loadout gave me cancer
this thread is dead
>>122140824
hes right and you know it
>>122140367
how pissed off do you think people would be if valve put in a ponyshit skin, subtle or not
>>122141146
>how pissed off
Hilariously.
malepyro is cutest class
>>122141146
pretty pissed off if the trend continues
>>122141321
I don't even fuck horses and I love how angry the MM makes people
>>122142165
are there people over 15 who still think this way?
>>122142263
people in /v/ still post 'barneyshit' whenever it's mentioned so the meme still lives
>TF2 always has a spike in players around halloween and major updates
>halloween 2015 comes out
>huge performance issues and very little content
>peak players for October actually down from the previous months
and when halloween ends, the game will be even more dead
what do you think will happen first, everybody loses interest and valve stops releasing updates, or the game becomes an unlaunchable mess
>>122142437
i was talking about the "i luv makin ppl angry xD" thing
>>122142542
either way yeah
some people never grow up
NA SILVER 6S TEAM FOR NEXT SEASON
Who wants to play?
I'm bad at the game.
>>122142914
we already have one wtf
>>122143059
I mean like an actual decent team and not a meme team.
>>122143171
hmu then i hate playing on pdf
>>122143208
who are you
>>122143324
im not going to make myself known! we have a game tonight, it would absolutely wreck our confidence and contribute to a total crumbling of the team!
>>122143403
Then it's the PDF or the team playing against them.
>>122143171
You realize that the only reason the PDF works as a /tf2g/-only team is because it's a joke team, right?
>>122143980
a team that doesn't show up isn't fun
>>122143403
how the fuck am i supposed to hit you up then
im gasol
is there a way to use the rainblower without using pyroland?
also whats with the muslek epic hat
>>122144683
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2782006
5 seconds in google
>>122144683
You can disable the map alterations by editing your mtp.cfg, but everything else will still be present..
anyone want to form a team of whos
t. literal who
>>122145161
yes
do we have to use mumble
Im shy
>>122145161
i would, but i'm a who
>>122144683
>someone besides me in this general uses see through models instead of turning off view models
Thank god I'm not alone
who wants to join my glorious iron 6s team:8 moo
>>122145517
yes we must communicate and move as one unit...
>>122145563
same
Pootis DSpencer BHer,
>>122132845
dotsy is not in that group either
>>122132845
aida is in it
i wish i was in it
:\
>tfw no one on your team ever wants to medic except you
>tfw everyone complains they aren't being healed and dying while the entire team needs heals
>tfw you try to pocket people but they go full retard and waste your uber or don't protect you
>>122147391
>you try to pocket someone and everyone complains
thats why im in it and i cant get out
>>122147391
run quick fix then if it's a pup
Making spy not collide when invisible would make him so much more viable outside of a pub stomp class.
>>122147517
are you freffering to >>122147364
>>122147391
contrary to what your gay japanese ah-ne-mays have told you, medic is not a class for bitch boys
if you want to be a good medic you need to be able to
1) take criticism, even if it's harsh and undeserved
2) lead your team when pushing or falling back
Brown Bomber is Orbiting Planets
Bonk Boy is Circling Flames
y/n?
once you are in :8 moo you are in it for LIFE
>>122147841
im not a purple trader by any means but o. fire bonk boy sounds better
>>122147895
can you tell aida he's cool
>tfw no bf
someone buy me slot in no-heroes pls
>>122148031
you can tell him
>>122148220
please
he's in your group so you must be close
>>122148307
do you want to join the group
>>122148364
maybe
but please do that thing for me
>>122148504
im going to invite you and you can do it
add me
id/commandertiger
>>122148595
im shy though
Yo why the fuck can't you post kek anymore?
>>122148694
you are a fucking loser
>>122147841
But with bonk boy you can wear ANOTHER purple hat
>>122148694
its cool man
>>122148917
please
>>122148968
can you get him into the thread
Hey PDF boys
connect 162.248.92.151:27015;password wai
Post spiesand spy bros
Remember new medic players always pop it dont drop it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz5BU44_h74
>>122149281
wats pdf
can i join
>>122149293
pleases
>>122149293
>>122149519
pleasee
twitch tv/commandertiger
ded
Does tr_aim still work?
Hey, y'all. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Thursday :)
>>122150132
Ur offline bro
>>122153428
internet crashed, but i pwned the guy i was dueling and he left
>>122153580
Are you gonna stream again cause I wanna see scout gameplay t b h
>>122153680
no i am tired as h e c k
but i will maybe stream a little tomorrow
i am going to a concert tomorrow night
>>122153762
What concert :3
:8 moo is now open to all
>>122153862
andrew jackson jihad
My tf2's not updating pls help me
>>122153894
Omg I'm seeing them the 20th
>>122153894
>>122154247
good band? i never got into it because it's what all the shitposting retards like elliott listen to
>>122154342
they're pretty good. but it depends what kind of music you're into.
also eliott is probably a mu fuccboi.
>>122154342
It's a lil religious but ya
>>122154712
dumb frogposter
>>122154127
hello?
Hey guize. Paste steampowered.support in your url for Lulz.
Why am I getting seemingly random speedboosts with a target icon above my health?
rando roasting tsu baka
Only a couple more days of playing tf2 then I'm dropping it for Star Wars battlefront but you guys were cool
is samiface good at the game
she seems to be in with lots of the comp tf2 streamers
i wish i was as good as her
>>122159145
literally only because of her gender.
Wonder how much he got paid for that.
who is muselk?
>>122159881
Hes a shitlord whos idolized by other shitlords who are bad at tf2
>>122159485
why isn't skye that popular then
>>122160062
you mean ster jerma b4nny tagg
>>122160092
>implying she isn't
>implying sami is popular
sami posts on tftv, skye doesn't
also at least skye makes herself useful by playing the bitch class, i think sami is just a twitch whore at best, and she doesn't even have partner lol
>>122160203
the only shitlord on that list is b4nny
ster and tagg can be whiny, but b4nny is a certified shitlord
jerma is pure and best husbando
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/561352
another day another lobby
kill yourself gasol
mfw 2.3k hr and 2 lobbies played
>>122160851
i wish i was good enough to do lobbies
>Never really used it
>Have a prof.ks I bought from market hoping to get profit
>Uses it once
>Instantly switching back to Scattergun
Why would Valve give us a weapon like this, it is not only useless but it also harms you.
And now I'm stuck with prof ks Baby FECES Blaster because nobody wants it.
>>122160851
get in my lobby NOW
hey guys im looking to buy a pro KS bfb, anyone here selling one?
>>122161380
sent
>>122161380
>be me
>buy 3 i55 tickets all in a row next to eachother
>sit in the middle
>other 2 seats are empty so i dont have to sit next to anyone
>tfw finally enjoyed my first lan because i didnt have to sit next to any normies
>>122162214
you went to a lan though
you're as much of a normie as them
>>122162214
dumb frogposter
>>122160949
>i cant change my playstyle from easy mode stock
>this means the weapon is bad
prove to me
PROVE TO ME
that literally, LITERALLY every SINGLE comp sniper is NOT using some form of aimbot
you LITERALLY CANT
>>122162469
the burden of proof is on you :)
>>122162469
hi axio
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/561366
Does it pain anyone else to see a medic die from afterburn or bleed to death when they have a kritzkrieg when they can just taunt with it and get health back to survive
>>122163249
but that makes them an easy target
POST YOUR FAVORITE TF2 SFM/GMOD
RIGHT
N
O
W
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MezkVttGXes
>>122147640
No he'd still be bad sniper
>>122163389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzuJj85C3lw
>>122163389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRARcZL-4XM
>>122163389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE3M4CLhZAM
That horsefucker is pretty fucking based at sfm
tfw made profit from an unbox
>>122164489
sell
>>122164489
>that minecraft effect
>>122164489
flip?
>>122163389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niHVVf6OSZ0
Something about the first odd engies sfm made it much more unnerving than the second.
>>122164520
why immediately trade away the sick one of one I went out of my way to trade for? at the same time kinda debating on if i want to 1:1 for something like scorching or burning. idk
here's what I unboxed btw
>>122164612
wow rude
>>122164989
sell
>>122164989
>Polar Pullover
>Great effect
It is your solemn duty to raffle or sell to /tf2g/or paint it gold and wear it forever
>>122165128
tf2g would just try to jew him and resell
>>122165128
Nice pic weirdo
>>122165128
>weaver
>>122165128
how is that pic tf2 or tf2g related
>>122165641
It is shitposting and therefore /tf2g/ related.
http://tf2r.com/kqv1w56.html
>>122164617
flip is gone
>>122166218
where did he go
>>122166276
where did he come from cotton eye joe
>>122166276
idk ask him yourself
Anyone here interested in buying keys via paypal?
I have 30 or so I'm looking to sell.
>>122169631
maybe desu senpai senpai
every headshot as sniper gives a rewarding feel
really because when i click the air and get a headshot i dont feel satisfied at all
hitboxes aren't THAT broken
i think
> mfw got multiple Face of Mercies and Reboots
> Curse my luck
And demand for those?
dead
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/51631
aaaaaaaaa
sol me
does anyone have the long dark
is it good
i dont have it but it looks kind of boring
oh
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/250295
trade me
>>122173041
you don't have any trades open retard
>>122173041
yeah retard
thats the joke
lol!
>>122173391
this is why no one likes you cn_ :)
i wish i weren't a loser so i could have tf2 friends
why does nobody like me
>>122173505
you like you and you are somebody so at the very least somebody likes you
oh
why does nobody give me uber
>>122174229
bad at game
why doesn't heavy give me sandvich
Found a Mannpower exploit
Do I go fuck around in pubs with it or do I report it and get a roach hat?
>>122174807
they probably won't give you a hat if it's not economy related
>>122174807
they only give hats if the bug is economy related
Remember Blizzcücks invading the general spouting how 'TF2 IS DED AHAHA GET FUKT VALVEBOYZ OW THE BEST'
funny seeing how their playerbase is slowly dying per day and the game is another hots failure
I like cn
hwtas wrobg with him
do you like me
>>122170274
there's nothing wrong with the actual hitboxes
when you fire a hitscan weapon at someone and "miss" that's the client and the server disagreeing about where he was at the moment
lag compensation is supposed to remedy this to an extent but as we all know it's far from perfect and often works in favor of the guy with 200+ ping
>>122174807
If you don't wanna explain how to do it at least tell us what's the effect of it
>>122178464
You can use the buffalo steak sandvich with the minigun if you eat the steak, pick up a knockout powerup, switch to your grappling hook, and then drop it.
>>122182691
Uh, i saw someone using a minicrit minigun the other day, i wondered what valve fucked up this time.
You know, hey could 100% fix this if they made the buffalo effects active only on melee instead of trying to force people into it
-w-
tfw thinking of tf2gfu
uwu
tfw 2shy to talk to my tf2g crush
i don't even think my tf2gfu likes talking to me
im shy and i dont talk much
am i a bad tf2gfu
You don't need to say much to be a good friend to someone. Just be there when they need you and all that sentimental shit like that.
:/
:r
>tfw no one really likes me
>>122185165
i like u
id?
I really need to go through my bookmarks, I probably don't even care about most of this stuff anymore.
I come back to the thread and its just a bunch of faggots again
am i a faggot
I don't know what you were expecting, then. The entire board is nothing but faggots eternally discussing and going over the same shit over and over again.
>mfw monday i start my first day of work
who neet here
*raises paw*
*touches ur paw*
*licks paw*
>>122189573
>>122189453
>>122188731
>>122188683
>>122187320
>>122185402
how about an actual tf2 discussion you fucking disgusting degenerates
*licks rocket launcher*
lick THIS
*licks this*
>//<
*moans*
>start hitting very good ambassador shots for no reason
>Spies who exclusively disguise as one class only
>>122192189
I disguise as a medic on my own team so that people exclusively go after me
It becomes pretty obvious once they realized you're not sucking your heavy/soldier's dick 24/7, though.
>>122192189
Rate my disguise routine
>behind my team
spy with knife out
>crossing
spy or sniper
>way behind them
sniper or engi or pyro rotating every one or two kills
>there's clockwork on the enemy team playing sniper
scout
>>122192189
it's not their fault, they usually use the quick disguise key
>It's not their fault they're lazy
>disguise as scout
>jump around like a retard while holding w
>they fall for it every time
>>122193727
>while holding w
>not while holding s
It's pretty amazing that it's possible to literally pass in front of a firing heavy with this shit and take no damage
eu HL product
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/561551
vengan
>>122193991
ok I throw a few As and Ds in there too
How come whenever someone dominates me I feel like I want to suck their dick?
>>122194289
low test beta male probably
I wish it was Tuesday so I can be a consoleboi and play Star Wars forever :( I already have 130 hours in tf2!
>>122194668
>130 hours
fuck outa here fuccboi
>>122194732
that's probably more than you dude
>>122194289
Hey dude, do you want to download a shit pay to win adware game and give me free points until you cum, get bored, try to leave but have that denied by me, and eventually feel depressed you're taking orders against your will from someone you don't even know and will probably never see in your life?
>>122194823
top kekeruni
Why is there still no "Server time left" column in the server browser?
>>122194994
that's not you lol
>>122195205
Keep lying to yourself.
~~reminder~~
>>122127501
>>122127501
>>122127501
~~reminder~~
>>122195241
I have 3000 hours
>>122195384
Post a screen cap of it then fuccboi.
Why would anyone lie about having 3k+ hours in an 8 year old game?
>>122195529
because if you don't have at least 1000 hours in game your opinion is worth nothing
I have like 600 hours in game, does this mean I'm worthless?
>>122195621
soldier mge me rn no shotguns
>>122195707
Yes, now go kill yourself.
am i worthless
>>122195707
come back when you have 2k if you ever
everyone with over 2k hours spent 1500 of those hours idling. Don't kid yourselves lol
>>122195972
i have over 3000 hours in TF2 and im sure i idled for only 90-100 hours
who is the fag who decided to ban certain classes from mge. why can't i have fun with my friends doing spy battles or engineer
>>122196679
>Losing in MGE
>Go C&D Spy
>No longer losing
Ayy
post mediocre webms
:8 moo
>>122197650
*milks you*
;3
how does the milk taste
tiger milk is illegal
im legal
>>122197831
*milks*
Reported for being underage.
break;
>>122197886
You're quitting tf2 for overwatch you shill
>>122198502
how stupid are you
>>122198502
>the spy's slow turn towards you
You can almost see the hate
Also, RIP Uber
>>122198909
wha-
no im not where did you hear this
>>122198502
Why didn't you just ubersaw him?
>>122199197
Enemy team almost wiped and 4 seconds on the clock while 2-1
Some people like fun.
>>122199347
>trying to melee spies while i have full uber anyway and it's 3 seconds from the match end
Also since i healed him it would have taken 3 hits
>spies trying to stairstabs or cornerstabs
embarrassing
How do I spy?
i just finished organizing my tf2 folder
pick a subfolder and i will post something random from there (or the tf2 folder for something general tf2 art)
>>122199902
post gay
Post something from the gay folder.
>>122199870
you dont spy
spy does you
>>122199983
your gay
>>122199983
>>122199984
the gay folder is nsfw so here's something from the sfw sub-folder of that folder
>>122199870
You cannot pick spy lyfe
Spy lyfe picks you sonMake sure you use brotherhood of arms and other ghetto looking stuff to make yourself look more like a jackass
>>122199508
>Trying to do Le Sir Holy Knight stabs
Paladin only gets the trickstabs, stairstabs and cornerstabs on gibuses or brain dead people. All you have to is look Spy straight in the eyes and not do stupid shit like walking straight.
>Got $10 because somebody was dumb enough to buy my overpriced item
What raffle?
Raffle a key.
raffle a kiss
:3
I wish to see sops naked
Hey guys, opened some Gargoyle Crates over the week and I think my Engineer is looking pretty good.
Why isn't the Smokey Sombrero more popular? It's currently the cheapest Strange Hat on the market right now despite looking amazing and having the same chance to drop as some of the more expensive shit like the Track Suit.The fact the Catastrophic Companion is currently $35 and going up boggles my mind but I like it regardless.
Random shit slapped together. Sell the cats.
hot pilot hat goggles premium find thnaks
>>122201852
I think the Smokey and the Pip-Boy go pretty well together for some reason.
Will admit the cats don't fit very well, but for some reason I don't want to sell them just yet. Probably just look for a better Engineer Misc.
Cashing out bc bored of the game. Anyone interested in a $620 backpack for 40% of that?
>>122202635
proof or gtfo
why not
:r
bagback.tf premium users can you very kindly look for the owner of the burning co-pilot
>>122202635
mildly interested,post id or backpack.tf profile
>>122202635
id?
>>122203184
That's against backpack.tf TOS, though
>>122202795
>>122203184
post id
>>122204380
>>122204397
Forgot pic lol
>>122204380
good thing we don't have bp.tf staff lurking eh?
>>122204397
id/faggotasscopilotsman
I'm not online and won't be for 2 weeks,just post here
>>122204610
Just added you; why won't you be on for 2 weeks?
>>122204975
originally wanted to go to a concert on the 20th but the place has people playing there almost everyday so I decided stay a bit longer than a couple of days
>>122204610
how much in cash would you want for your co-pilot
>>122147391
grow a pair, tell that fuckboy off or just leave him completely.
>waiting for someone to tell you what to do but then complain when they do.
If he's not calling the shots you do
>>122205672
I'm not interested in caching my money out of tf2,just selling for keys,buy keys with yer money and we'll get to business
I payed a 150$ knife for it so I guess 70 keys would be breddy gud
Who's ready for day 1 of MM, where we will see 6v6 Pyros to mid, demoknights, and people who queued as Medic only to instantly offclass determining your rank for the next three months?
i'm gonna sniper to mid
>>122206156
Hey, are you the one looking for the burning co pilot?
>>122205672
yellow?
you're the only guy that uses the co-pilot other than the co-pilot himself
>>122206591
yes
why
i wanna git gud and play comp and shit, but I feel like I'm way too bad
what should I do to not ridicule myself? should I grind soapDM?
(i wanna play scout btw)
>>122206857
play soapDM and lobbies
>>122206756
Just wondering lol
>>122206857
Just play TF2center they talk all big but in reality it's just a big meme fest.
When you've gotten tired of that join the more serious side with ESEA or something
>>122206271
You are not a victim of ELO Hell, you are the ELO Hell
Just queue with friends
>>122206857
dont play lobbies
play pugs
>>122206857
are you eu or na
id?
>>122209318
>2015
>pugs
i miss cena
POST THESE
i miss aida
>>122149298
>Shitty wizard hat for shitty horse.
>Not using ebin evil witch hat
>>122210161
kinda old but cba to update it
are the 10s really white
about to play my 1st lobby. as heavy, in lakeside
what should I do, what should I expect?
>>122211505
shoot people
expect the enemy
>>122211505
Expect everyone to be mad at you :^)
Especially medics
>>122210161
u-update ;o
Is airstrike still good?
An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:
Improved map load times for players on Windows (DX9), Mac and Linux
Fixed random client crashes affecting some players with cosmetics
Fixed random crashes on Mac, Linux and Windows XP that could affect users during map load and during play
Fixed a bug with some ambient_generic entities failing to play their sounds
Fixed a bug where players would see cosmetic items following them around while playing Mann vs. Machine
Fixed not being able to 'inspect' the World Traveler hat
Updated the model/materials for The Tyrantium Helmet, The Digit Divulger, and The Toy Soldier
Added Asiafortress Season 8 medals
Mannpower update
Updated health kits to give players the normal amount even if their powerup increases max health
Updated the Vampire powerup to slightly reduce the amount of health received from flamethrower attacks. The flamethrower now matches the minigun in this regard.
Fixed a missing material for ctf_hellfire
>>122212420
>no fix for ctd on map change
fucking eric for the win
>>122210161
>data mining the post
Fuck off
>>122212690
No (You)
>>122210161
here it is
Oh good, my TF2 is stuck on the shot of Upward when loading the game now. Thanks, update.
does zed hate me
>>122213620
Update: something in the Comanglia cfg breaks loading the game with the new TF2 update
>>122214789
I fucking hate valve
>>122210161
big fan of these posters:
>>122210427
>>122210967
>>122211738
>>122211883
>>122212784
>>122213620
>>122214789
>>122214889
Update 2: It's fucking mat_antialias 0.
They fucked up anti aliasing.
Is there any way to hide player voting? I tried the option to disable notifications, doesn't work
>>122215742
Where's the proper place to report this to Valve? I left a comment on the update notes but that doesn't seem like the best place.
>the toy soldier is now wearable by Soldier
>[undocumented update for Nov 13th 2015]
FUCK I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BUY ONE NOW THE FAG WANTS OVER 100 KEYS
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
give me some good eu servers, can't stand the f2p infested quickplay servers (picking control point doesn't help)
i have the reddit eu one it's alright but need more
>>122217172
European Extreme
Maget Engie
wait they're dead
>>122217172
just play pugs, they arent that serious but they do have better players
>>122217279
i just want to enter and leave whenever with 24 players
they can't all be dead comeon
Post Autistic Steam Profiles
http://steamcommunity.com/id/bunnielovesyou
>>122217812
http://steamcommunity.com/my
>>122217812
http://steamcommunity.com/my
>>122131472
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mahickama
join this one
>>122197492
yes it took me 4 hours to make this
>>122218483
martian63
>>122218281
can i join this
shooting in france
lel
>play 1st lobby as heavy
>2 mins in my medic says in mic "yeah this wouldn't be happening if our heavy was a piece of shit"
>keeps trying to vote report me
>another guy tells me in teamchat to kill myself
what the fuck
>>122219231
yes
>>122211715
also if you're eu post lobbies i'll play with you
>>122219231
id?
>>122219009
yes please
pyros did 9/11
pyros did me
>>122219553
i only want to join since my crush is in there
am i a pyro
yes
no
maybe
>>122219847
my tf2gfu is in there too
are you me
>>122219963
i don't know
i was going to play tf2 today but i did something else instead
*airblasts*
im trying to stop my tf2 addiction and i just got invited to a really good team
kill me
*throws sandvich*
i am friendly
>>122221215
what's the point
matchmaking will come out soon
right guys? surely valve will release it soon
*shoots you anyways*
i have to kill
oh
*throws sandvich*
is not possible
poot isnt
>>122221730
>>122221672
>>122221559
>>122221496
>>122221331
>>122221214
>>122221076
>>122219863
>>122219670
>>122219627
>>122219226
valve release matchmaking and performance fix update already holy SHITTTTTTTTTT
*shoots all of you*
PET PET PET PET PET
*shoots all of you*
PSSSPSPSPSPSPPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPPSPSPSPSFPPFPSFPPSPFPSPFPSPFPSPFPSPFPSPFPPPFPSFPSPSPPSPFPSPFPSPFSPPFSP
mfw i DIE
Playing pubs is slowly driving me to suicide
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>122217812
>All those unusuals
What is the purpose?
Do they even play the game?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>122224601
aaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>122224753
AAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>122224753
ida
>>122223141
Try converting to the competitive side.
I could hold your hand through the transition
TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!TF2!
>>122217812
>ever needing to see another autismo steam profile after this one
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kooldashkid
>>122224601
>>122224753
>>122224839
>aaaaaa
aaa aaa
>>122217812
>cutesy name/avatar
>hearts everywhere
these are the people that get the maddest when you dominate them
>>122217812
>>122225457
>People are so pathetic.
>Especially you.
wew
>You will never EVER be the Demo Knightest
>>122199902
no one asked but im posting stuff from my folder anyways
Why do people like Moose elk?
Someone buy my $626 bp for like $250 pls
>>122226467
i'll buy it for free
>>122226467
you posted this earlier in the thread
no one wants it
>>122226161
post snipers
>>122226707
nobody wants you
>>122226336
>people enjoy watching someone suck any the game and making them feel good about themselves
>does those sadistic challenges that he does to make a fool of himself every 12 year old loves watching.
>his bubbly cartoony sponge bob like optimism and how he's always smiling.
>they genuinely like his commentary.
Pick and choose
>>122226467
What's your ID, though?
post sniper
what's the most subtle all-class cosmetic that can be strange?
>>122227615
Post yours and I'll add you; idk I don't like having my id here t b h
>>122228392
banana hat xd
>>122228392
prof specs
>>122199902
What's the fake screenshots folder?
>>122229786
For fake screenshots duh
why did the update wipe all my settings?
>>122230656
pwned
>>122230049
>>122229786
if you mean fake game screenshoots then no... it's actually for tf2 art done in the style of a fake screenshot, like "what if tf2 was an animated show or movie"
>>122227001
alright
do you want gay stuff or nah
>>122230656
>why did the update wipe all my settings?
Because you weren't good enough so it told you to
GIT GUD
I
T
G
U
D
>>122231067
preferably no gay unless it's solo or sniperscout
>>122231460
i got sniperscout
>>122228106
how long have you had that razorback
it must be stupidly hard to get that thing to rank up
can we have a moment for our spies in france?
>>122231769
Like a week lol
>>122231858
you know as soon as this shit starts happening the first thing I think about is how fucking annoying everyone is going to be about slogans and fundraisers
>>122231460
after organizing my folder i realize that i have a lot more sniper/scout than i thought
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/17/Scout_sf12_badmagic07.wav
>>122232126
>#prayforparis
>Demoknighting around
>Kill someone with splendid screen charge
>Melee crit swing kills another person
A great feeling.
>>122232829
>prayforpanis
palace youre beats
I wish someone would hold my hand for the transition to competitive
>>122232904
scarf
>>122232904
Shit craft
>>122232859
>I switch to pyro and airblast you endlessly
>my team gangbangs you
>nothing your retarded fucking ass can do about it
>>122232904
Pyro hat
>>122233147
>switch to pyro
now see here's the part in which you lose
>>122233147
>expecting pubs to actually use their brains to counter easily countered play styles
You give them too much credit
it's bulbasaur!
>>122231460
>>122233147
>>I switch to pyro
>>122233306
I'd wear the heck out of that
wtf
>>122233397
how is this tf2 related
>>122233397
this is somehow worse than all the furries
>>122233397
>plump
besides that it's jew.tf raffles. in a world where every teenager is sooo depressed and needs a fucking paragraph to whine about his parents and how he's going to run away, and then raffles a unique weapon just because there is a requirement to offer something more than your sappy story and an endless supply of attention whoring
>>122231460
wait i just realized
what the hell does solo gay mean?
snipercest?
a half naked sniper?
>>122234007
sexualized images of a single (solo) person
e.g.
scout masturbating
spy with a dildo up his butt
heavy with a 6ft boner poking through his underwear
>>122231983
you are not me
>>122234439
you are not he
mfw i KILL
>>122234475
>he
:x
>>122234209
this is a sfw board
and i do have images of scout masturbating and spy with a dildo up his butt lol
>>122234630
spoiler
mfw i cry
>>122234776
>All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) themes are to be considered "work safe." Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed on the work safe boards.
post heal guys
>>122235221
o fug lad my fault
>>122235326
i can still post some gay here though
>>122234007
just lewd solo stuff i guess
thanks for the sniperseven though i have all of them already lol
Official Scout Weapon tiers
1. Force-a-Nature
2. Scattergun
3. Shortstop
4. Soda Pooper
5. Baby Face Blaster
6. Back Scatter
>>122235917
ill try to find new stuff 4 u anon
>>122236248
thanks brah but you don't have to
i am p sure i've seen all the quality sniperscout there is
is there a tf2 /cm/ thread? would it be allowed there?
They are cute, and they are male, so I don't see why not?
>>122236415
there's a tf2 /y/ thread
and hell there's a hannibal /cm/ thread so i think western is ok there
>>122236592
yeah i've already posted all of my stuff in the last /y/ thread though so nothing new for now
i'll start a tf2 thread then
>>122236415
ps do you have any fic recs
>>122236756
good good nice
i need somewhere to post cute solo stuff
>>122236542
adopt me daddy you fucking slut
give me a BURGER!!
im sleep
>>122236815
>fanfiction
too autistic for me, sorry
knight spendid wrote a pretty damn nice sniperspy fic on tf2chan a while ago, but that's literally one of the only fics i've ever read
i like heavy because you can heal teammates without being a sissy c.uck fuccboi
>beggar's is allowed in europe
THIS IS WHY YOU'LL ALWAYS BE 2ND TO AMERICA YOU DOOOOOOOOOOORKS
>>122236198
>shortstop above anything that isn't shit
it's the definition of inferior genericness
>implying force-a-nature doesn't make you a huge flaming faggot
>s tier
stock
>a tier
soda popper
>b tier
shortstop
baby face blaster
>c tier
force-a-nature
baby face blaster
the lower tier your weapon is the worse kind of person you are, it's not necessarily ranked by effectiveness
>>122237010
the state of the tf2 tag on ao3 is abysmal right now. propernicethat is shitting up the tag with her gross fetishes and the most popular fic is some bad cboy shit she wrote. like if you ignore the cboy stuff its a badly written fic because its hardly tf2. its like a bunch of weird fetishes and oh tf2 is happening in the bg somewhere
demos did 9/11
>>122238864
>proper-nice-that
absolutely disgusting, i've had that faggot filtered for the longest time
but yeah i don't read fanfiction sorry about that, all i do is save cute pictures
>>122238864
>ao3
:?
>>122239025
is she on tumblr too? ew...
she's in cahoots with daskingu, who draws all her fucked up fetishes (although daskingu sometimes draws normal stuff)
>>122239202i have daskingu filtered too, her artstyle is terrible terrible terrible i don't know how anyone can like it but then again medic is the worst mercenary
>>122239073
archive of our own
>>122239398
not a huge fan of her art style either but she puts out so much tf2 porn that i tolerate it
same w/ darklitria
ive been following her stuff since 2011 and somehow her art style has gotten worse over the years
hey shuckle
poot pootis
pooooooooooooooooooooooooootis
>>122239781
very good post
why does spy need to be a thing when they're clones and can literally just switch colored clothing or paint it to look like they're on the enemy team and get intel that way
just for the esionage expertise?
>>122241023
its not supposed to be realistic
>>122241023
Because what the spy does prevents his team from shooting him.
>>122241257
this was the most intrusive thought i've had all year
i know it isn't but just
paint?
>>122241293
true i guess
What works well with the Flapjack?
>>122241023
Where's the fun in that?
>>122241651
God, why does loadout.tf do that shit with the eyes?
i LOVE tf2g!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! reply to this post and i wil say if i LOVE you!!!!
>>122241023
because literally all of them are idiots and would blow their covers instantly
this applies to some mercs more than others
>>122241728
idk! it was super intrusive, it just popped into my head and i was like "i should post this and see what people think or if i just had a huge realization" like some kinda pothead
>>122241767
that's what i was thinking, especially scout
sniper would keep his cool but have a mental breakdown eventually and i think that's teh furthest it goes, aside from demo staying drunk to try to keep focussed and fake killing his team in a super obvious way
>>122241952
>sniper would have a mental breakdown
i don't understand, why
he's a professional
>>122242083
he screams a bunch under a lot of mental pressure in canon and ingame out of panic at the least
so if anything too tense happened he'd probably get near that
>>122242180
everyone screams ingame though
he hasn't been established in canon that muchto my frustration, and he seems to be pretty alright in the comics, he's a workaholic i don't think the pressure from anything would overwhelm him
>>122242448
guess it's headcanon bias
>>122242448
yeah but your opinion is biased because you love sniper to death
anime girl clubhouse
i l
>>122242783
while i do love sniper to death you can't deny that sniper is a professional who would be the last mercenary to cave under pressure
>>122243126
nah i think it would be spy
>>122243126
Mercenaries ranked by how fast they would cave under pressure
From easiest to hardest
Scout > Engineer > Demoman > Medic = Sniper = Spy > Heavy > Soldier > Pyro
I hate pyro as much as the rest of us but everything is a hallucination to him, you're not breaking down that which has already broken.
>>122243417
i don't get why sniper isn't at least the second lowest
>bein' dead's the longest holiday i ever took
>time to get back to work
>he was dead for twelve hours
he literally only cares about work
>>122243417
you got it all wrong, solly and medic would snap pretty easily.
>>122243840
arguably solly would be lowest because he's a dummy who'd let it slip first sentance
>>122243837
That comic also showed us that Soldier is too insane to crack. Soldier has been shown many times to be a merc who will openly welcome death with arms wide open if he ever meets someone who can actually do it. I will give it that Sniper isn't that far behind Heavy though.
>>122243840
See what I said above for soldier, and remember that Medic is also completely insane. If things got too bad for him he'd take it as a chance to see how far he can play God with his own body.
>>122244102
Being too stupid to keep secrets =/= having a mental breakdown because things are too stressful
>>122244110
solly actually canonically will respawn forever, he took merasmus's power pills of dying and coming back stronger
>>122244110
soldier did give away extremely important information, he just did so unintentionally
>>122244110
Another thing about that comic, after pic related, the Sniper just kind of disappears.
>>122244325
good point
>>122244614
Because he escaped when TFC Heavy came in. TFC Heavy even remarks "You want to be useful? Kill him! Right, he escaped. Of fucking course"
Which to me is a sign that Sniper is actually going to fucking do something important for once in TF2 lore instead of being a background character, thank god
y/n/better hat?
>play public game and do very VERY good as sniper
>literally my whole team changes to sniper
maybe if i was ripping as soldier then we would've won
How to balance the Beggar's and the Air Strike:
60% damage penalty or less.
There. Good for burst damage, yet inferior for sustained damage.
>>122246290
*40%
>>122246290
>>122246450
>198 damage for a full clip at point blank
>probably something like 90 damage or less for 3 rockets at medium range
beggars is now useless, good jorb
>>122242824
why was I invited to that steam group
>blah blah has received a golden pan
so this kid wants my Large Luchadore hat and i have no idea what it's worth
he said take a pick from his inventory http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198079445893/inventory/
am i getting jewed here?
>>122245337
please respond
>>122245337
expected/10
generic as fuck
"bitch i dont
fuck around
i put your ass underground"
good song!!!!!!!!!!
>quit this game in 2013
>someone gives me an australium sniper rifle.
>look up the old trade sites
It's a fucking mess , full of bots and faggots.
i just want to sell this crap for 32 keys and get me some csgo shit.....
post your ID if you want to buy this junk.
>>122249037
how many csgo keys for it
>>122248934
is this flip
>>122249182
shit man, i'm asking for 32 tf2 keys for it.
i don't really know how much the csgo keys are going for right now.
most jew traders are asking for 33 tf2 keys for it , and apparently this shit has some killstreak faggotry on it , idc.
anyways , make me an offer on csgo keys , ill think about it.
>>122249492
tf2 keys are not equivalent to csgo keys
what is your id
>>122249727
What do you mean , they are 1:1?
i did some research on tf2outpost and everyone is asking 1:1 on them..
>>122249859
You mean people want them for their tf2 keys right?
You won't see people wanting tf2 keys 1:1 for their csgo keys.
What is your id?
>>122250081
http://steamcommunity.com/id/RidleyDragmire/
Captcha is fucking up today....
>>122238015
Shortstop is A-tier if you know how to use it and S tier when paired with crit-a-cola
FaN is great
God bless the Homies :)
>>122252157
>Shortstop is A-tier if you know how to use it and S tier when paired with crit-a-cola
i.e. a really good pubstomp weapon and nothing more
FaN is great because it lets you kill enemy scouts and pyros much easier, and lets you disrupt snipers and medics.
>>122238015
>SS Tier
Shortstop with Crit-a-Cola
>S Tier
Stock
>A Tier
Shortstop
Soda Popper
>B Tier
Force-a-Nature
>C Tier
BFB
>>122252345
how are you still alive and still on tf2g
>>122252765
I'm a very blessed man
And I like talking TF2 sometimes when I'm not playing Afterbirth
>Explosive Jumping
>Hit with sandman
>Camera has a seizure
Why isn't this fixed yet?
>>122253026
Try not getting hit with the sandman, dork
>>122253026
>sandman
why isnt this fixed yet?
>tfw steam account has been stuck online for the last 2 days
I don't understand why steam is doing this.
>>122243417Rip cancer
>playing scout
>shooting at someone in the distance with scattergun
>happen to hit a cloaked spy with a meatshot right in front of me
>literally wasn't even aiming at him, had no clue he was there
>"wow u hit me when i was cloaked ur hacking kick ckikc kick"
>>122253335
>tfw you just redesigned your profile
And nobody ever saw it or noticed, the end.
>be me
>pub
>thing happen
>whoa
wow!
>me
>on 4chan
>people talking about TF2 in /tf2g/
>reply sarcastically because I don't like people talking about the game
>>122253985
I'm sure your profile looks really nice anon <3
>>122254268
as if your shitty pub greentexts are better than his passive aggressive responses
news flash: youre fucking awful at tf2 if you make pub greentexts, stop posting until you get good
>>122254361
Ok, I guess let's talk about things that aren't the game some more. No wonder this general is dead.
dumping TF2
1/30
2/30
3/30
Hi will anyone pub with me tomorrow
5/30
>>122254867
www.tf2.com
check it out
>>122254967
id?
8/30
ITS TIME!!!!! TO KILL!!!
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=98687257&token=h5vAHGFE
Free coupons. Take whatever you want.
16/30
17/30
this thread is epic
21/30
>>122257834
Wtf is wrong with you
23/30
24/30
25/30
26/30
27/30
28/30
29/30
Will we ever find out what the thirtieth image is?
>>122259174
30/30
>>122259346
Daily reminder that you should kill yourself
>>122259490
No, thanks. I love my life too much to ever commit a selfish and cowardly act like suicide
stay safe /tf2g/
>>122259532
What time is it where you live? Isn't it late?
>>122259532
You're living a lie.
>>122259532
I like you viva ignore him
>get tacky coupon for weeb game which i don't want
>try to raffle it with a crate as a placeholder, clearly stating the raff is for a coupon in the name and desc
>winner offers this
i don't get it
>>122263395
raffle people are 50% retarded leeches and 50% attention whore weeaboos
>>122263395
you have to deliver placeholders
yes or no
>>122265012
do it
>>122264896
and have done, but the entire point of the raffle was for the coupon
he missed the point that's what i was getting at
>>122265012
trumpet girls
New thread
>>122267743
>>122267743
>>122267743
>>122267775
>700 posts early
no
>>122267775
>whole thread just deleted
>Thread deleted in under 100 posts
Nice one, janny.
>>122274623
>encourages charged shots
>can't shoot unscoped
Also, the issue isn't that the dead guy can see your tracer, is that the enemy sniper can.
