SFM 2015 Edition
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails?id=158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf bazaar.tf backpack.tf./classifieds tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrapwh.com scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
Casual 6v6: steamcommunity.com/groups/vgsixes
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
boner
first for best class
sorry
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609
when matchmaking
>>121975634
When you go back to /a/
I SAID YEP
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27405495#latest
WHAT A CONCEPT
stab stab stab
>>121975634
by the end of the year onii-chan
be patient~
>>121975516
>even tf2 wants to leave tf2 to play fallout 4
Awww shieeeeeeeeet
>>121975919
haha
if only you could switch fps with ping
>tfw when ur waiting for ur next meramission
fuck you faggot wizard give me more scrolls
http://backpack tf/classifieds/?steamid=76561197978508626
cool items for sale
>>121976354
If you did around 13 you're at your limit
any Gasol fans ITT?
>>121978065
fuck off
i want to FUCK flip
*slowly stands up*
I am a fan of gasol...
>a guy sells his keys for the specific amount of metal
>offer him that said amount of metal for his keys
>the guy declines
why the fuck does this happen, are they retarded or something?
mannpower is the worst mode
>>121982397
the new map exclusive to mannpower is OK
reminds me of quake
>>121980712
they cant stand the thought that they are not ripping you off
trader scum is disgusting
>>121980712
Did it say declined or items unavailable?
>>121984216
it was declined
>>121980712
>tfw i sell keys to people for a little less than the typical value because i'm not jewish
*wakes up*
What do we do with the gargoyles now? Also I did 14 of those contracts, did I miss any or is that all you could get?
>>121984690
id, i will buy your keys for the actual price of the key
Compfags are the black people of gaming with all the dumbass words you use
>>121984750
*makes you hot chocolate*
>>121985060
(Voice) me: Thanks!
>>121985312
you are not me
>>121983604
>>121983604
>>121983604
>>121983604
hahahahaHAHAHAHA
>a dirtshit player calling me bad who the fuck do you think you are i would fucking destroy you in the game cunt and calling me a medic main since due to my comment? what are you some fucking tf2 detective
>>121977754
I thought it was 14.
>>121975919
>640x480
>24 fps
Is this some sort of wristwatch computer port of TF2.
who was the medicmain quoting ?
Who's ready for the last day of Halloween?
how to get good at demolitions man
Learn to aim pipes and know when to use stickies.
use me
>>121988216
Fuck off and stop posting
RTR or Sapper
POST YOUR TOP 5 TF2G PALS!!!
>>121989097
YOU
YOU
YOU
YOU
YOU
>>121989153
shut up
>>121989159
i dont have 5 tf2g pals
>>121989272
>>121989342
list all of them
What's going on at 1:02 in Meet the Sniper, /vg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NZDwZbyDus
Why does his voice make that robotic noise when he says "You know who has a lot of feelings?"
I've checked the wiki and it says nothing about it. Is it some kind of encrypted message perhaps? Or just a glitch with Valve's voice recording?
>>121989356
>>121989429
that is a bass guitar
>>121989429
I don't hear anything robotic.
>>121989451
>>121989574
tfw no comments on profile
>>121989471
Oh, is it? That sounds convincing.
>>121989506
It's just when he says "you know who has a". At the exact moment the Spy falls off the screen.
>8 merasmissions done
>No new contracts
Voice(me): Help!
>>121989669
>>121989718
what is your profile
tfw only +rep comments in my profile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6GmV7foe18
Wait what the fuck? Aren't I supposed to get 1 last merasmission today?
>>121990059
+rep good poster
>Less than 5 people on the server
>Still manage to backstab both people on the other team as an extremely obvious spy
This could be fun.
*cries*
why
Stop crying, ya wuss. How do you expect to make friends if all you do is cry about not having any?
>>121990781
+rep good reply
Raffle
Ded
>halloween even is over
>halloween servers are still up
???
That doujin was shit.
https://clyp.it/tehuubld
compfags
dont talk shit about pooters
talk shit about me
Literally shit taste.
>>121995560
shut
the
fuck
up
It was fine
Could have been better though
Ohayou, tf2g!
I want you all to have a great day today, and remember to kill all friendlies!
>>121995870
>kill all friendlies
why
:r
Nothing wrong with friendlies imo, as long as they're on the other team and don't bitch when you kill them.
>>121995943
*kills*
Is jewing still a thing here?
Jewing is dead.
>>121996425
Jewing is dead due to everyone knowing how to trade and stuff, but it's ok since there's nothing of value to jew anymore!
>>121996526
shame, I was actually thinking of playing again.
>>121975351
somone trade me fallout 4 for my unusual and prof streak minigun pls
>>121996691
id?
Festive predictions for this year? I want a degreaser.
>>121996691
FO4: $60
Unusual: $10
Minigun: $3
You're going to have to do better than that
>>121996645
>playing the game is the same concept as trading
Voice (Me): Boys, we have a trader!
>>121996706http://steamcommunity.com/id/Xemak/
>>121996764
Fan of war
Reserve shooter
^
Tide Turner
Tomislav
Widowmaker
Kritzkrieg
Bazaar Bargain
Kunai
>>121996789
>liking this shitty game for the gameplay in stead of liking it for scamming kids out of their hats
Halloween is kill, we mannpower now
>>121997240
Mannpower would be okay if there was an incentive for teams to actually be good at it. As it stands, it's just another silly gimmicky pub mod.
i58 when
Leyendecker is the foundation of TF2's art style
https://clyp.it/qgbyvo2e
>>121997760
Also Rockwell and Cornwell apparently, but it doesn't really look like it. On the other hand you can tell from these pictures that Valve's artists were inspired by them
>>121997867
>begging for raffles
>we're the cheap-ass jews
kek
>>121997901
Leyendecker's art of Team Fortress 3's 10th class
>>121998098
Isn't that just Sniper?
>>121998098
Comfy general
>>121998214
If you look at the original concept art for classes like the Demo, it's got the same sketchy brushwork around the edges that Leyendecker's stuff does
>>121998340
And here's the last of my Leyendecker gallery.
For Team Fortress 3, I think a good art style to go with would be Jeffrey Smart:
>>121998462
He has the same focus on contrast and shadow as Leyendecker did, which would be good for visibility in TF3 and telling classes apart.
And his paintings are designed so that the human figures stand out, which would also be good for clarity.
my favouriote tf2 class is the demoman
what about me
>>121998605
And since Team Fortress Classic was in the "present day" [2000s?], Team Fortress 2 was in the past, and Quakeworld Teamfortress was set in a weird time travel period, I think it would be good to set TF3 maybe 15 or so years from now.
One of TF2's big visual themes Valve went for is natural versus unnatural, old versus new; in the places they inhabit, RED's bases are wooden and archaic and traditional, BLU's bases are big empty monoliths.
Perhaps TF3's minor artistic theme could be the replacement of human labor with mechanical labour?
my favorite tf2 class is the soldier
oh
art is gay LOL
Guys I won a raffle from Nike last night so tonight when I get on I'll do a raffle for some dupe cosmetics :)
>>121998939
Some more Jeff.
inb4 TF3 won't come out because we all know that. But in a hypothetical world where it does, what would it look like?
Like TF2 with better graffix.
>>121997324
I think you'll find it's for expert players only.
>>121999310
Theoretically yes, the powerups add some sort of depth that can be thought about, but it's not been explored in any depth since there's no reason to.
>>121999235
Or what about some Luis Royo with acyberpunktheme.
if tf2g was actually a real thing,who would be in it?
Overwatch is tf3
tf3 is shit
video games are shit
Post load-outs you crafted out of the shitty junk that dropped for you this halloween that you're absurdly proud of.
What do you mean by an actually real thing? Isn't this thread real enough?
>>121999614
tf2g 2015 woops I am really sorry please forgive me
>>121999667
you are not me
>>121999454
>>121999741
prove it
i suck dicks
me too
can a good fella with Bp.tf premium check who owns the burning co-pilot thanks
im a bad fella
oh
I guess bad fellas can still use bp.tf
for me
no bad fellas allowed
:x
what's a good hat for medic
Team captain, stalheim, das guttewhatever, it really depends on what you're wearing with it, though.
eu 6s snakewater
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/560429
we need u
>>122000959
I don't want to 150 ping medic
>>121998878
I think the demonstration man is neat also
im useless
*uses you for s*x
i want medic to ping me
>///<
>>122000408
will raffle if someone finds it for me
>>122001684
no one has backpack premium here and no one will buy for backpack premium price
I look so cute today :)
>>122001772
there's that ryuke guy
he's a trader main
he should have premium
im used
*uses you again*
*is used*
selling 1 human (used)
3 keys or best offer
add me for fast trade id/paintrain
>>122001216
>>122001262
>>122001298
>>122001321
>>122001848
>>122002182
>>122002229
>>122002318
holy shit just use steamchat for this shit, The general is shit enough as it is.
i am hungry
>>122002693
my tf2g crush doesn't add people
>>122002969
Take it somewhere else like a chat room of some sort. Stop shitposting here at least.
>>122003042
Are you new here?
Its the most autistic general
All tripfags are attention whoring RL losers
You'll get used to it eventually
im a noob
I want to eat something sweet.
>>122003157
Everyone thinks their own general is the most autistic, but they're wrong. That award goes to /gsg/.
>>122003157
I'm used to the tripfags but these guys just..fuck.
me too
lets be good friends to each other
>>122003237
do you love me
>>122003280
yes
why
im boring
im too boring
me too
>>122003157
stop formatting your posts like it's poetry
>>122003883
I can format text
In any way that I please,
So go eat a dick.
>Steam will now use Chilean pesos as my currency
CHILE NOT STRONG NOW
>>122004216
chill, le
>>122003635
i love you too
i love my tf2gfu
>>122004623
me too...
>>122004686
are you me?
who's the most sane merc? i'd say engie, spy, and sniper are up there
>>122004754
probably scout
>>122004721
maybe, lets meet up and find out
>>122004765
what do you mean
>>122004813
id?
>>122004827
im too shy sorry
>>122004946
im shy too
:x
>>122004827
pootis titty
>>122004946
fuck off
>>122004993
oh
>>122004993
dont bully
:r
>>122005072
should have said yes, he was a pro
Did they ever confirmed or deny it anywhere that Spy is Scouts father? I know scout never really knew his father and Spy has slept with his mother. Would also make sense for some of their interactions together like Spy helping Scout with his dating Mrs. Pauling problem
>>122004805
i like to think it's engie but then i remember he cut off his own perfectly functional right hand for the sake of science
>>122005145
now this is a nice trip
>>122005169
it is heavily implied. there's an achievement you get by headshotting enemy scouts with the ambassador called "who's your daddy?" but its also possible that scout's ma just had an affair with spy
>>122005238
i used to be a wizard at regexp but i am not
>>122005169
it is suggested and strongly implied but not canon
>>122005169
The spy is a notorious womanizer. Ms. Pauling had a line during Gun Mettle that implied she helped him with a DNA test of some sort. Since Saxton Hale also implied one of the mercs was a sex offender, we still don't know it was a paternity test or what.
>>122005610
The page before that was just a reference to it being a popular fan theory. I doubt we'll ever know for sure, just like we won't ever know Pyro's gender or who Medic's supposed wife that Demo's been shagging is.
>>122004754
Demo.
>>122005726
Like in the comic where they are about to be attacked by bears and Soldier says Female menstruation and looks over at pyro saying "I KNEW IT" to poke fun at people who think the pyro is a female. But then again in the comics the TF2 classic pyro was a female
Classic pyro was only a grill to throw a bone to those who are obsessed with the idea of pyro being female.
12 hours from now /tf2g/ will be fighting to defend pottis (again).
By some miracle they're 3-3 over this season.
So tell me /tf2g/, why aren't YOU on the PDF?
>>122005726
here's the pauling voice line
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b3/Plng_give_contract_rare_spy_01.mp3
also pic
also scout had a dream with him as a child and spy was his father in "a cold day in hell", it was just a dream though
i doubt any tf2 fan theory will ever be canon, that takes away from the fun
I'm a who with less than 1k hours in the game, obviously I would've been skipped over.Plus, I'm shy.
>>122005169
Scout is about 22 (his age is mentioned on one of his items) and is the *youngest* of his seven siblings. Spy can't be much older than 41 or so. Spy never shows the slightest amount of affection for Scout, indeed on one occasion was going to cut his throat for annoying him. It doesn't add up (nor does it that a French assassin would be interested in a working class Brooklyn woman with six children, but hey).
Basically it's just a joke, like Pyro's gender. Spy isn't Scout's dad, but everyone likes to wind him up.
>>122006043
>Krimz with a 4.0 KDA
>JW is the star of the team
>>122005169
I dont see why people take so serious these things, even pyro's gender, they seem to just play with it even when it doesnt make sense.
In the meet the spy he's implied to be blu scout's father, yet in the comics the relation is made with the red scout. Basically an idea they're just gonna tease us and play with
He's not implied to be Scout's dad, he's just fucking his mom. It should just stay a joke, but people take jokes way too seriously nowadays. Also it's implied to be red scout now because there is no more blu team after Gray Mann and his robots.
>>122006842
you don't know what the word "implied" means do you
you don't need to beat DNA tests if you're just fucking someone's mother
it is canon that spy is fucking scout's mother as it was seen in meet the spy
it is STRONGLY IMPLIED that scout is spy's son, but it isn't fact because it's never been confirmed
>>122006230
wait where is his age mentioned? what item?
i'll playdf with pdf
y/n?
me
y/n
>>122007814
What effect is it?
Also probably really difficult to milk full price out of that launcher.
>>122007948
Circling flames
y
why
because i LOVE you
i do not love you
what mercenary would be the best in bed
spy > sniper > everyone else >>> power gap >>> scout
Just because he fucked his mom doesn't automatically mean he's scout's dad. There are plenty of older women who enter loving relationships long after their children are grown.
why not
:r
>>122008783
implied means suggested
yes we know that it does not mean he is scout's dad
you are really not good at this
it is suggested that spy is scout's dad
it is not fact
do i need to break this down further for you
>>122007975
No.
>>121989097
fish
dotsy
just
i HATE half left
post gameplay webm totally intented sick plays
>>122009247
Yes please, i'm dumb and i don't know what "impe-lied" means please just learn things to my dummy brain please
mfw i CRY
>>122009406
>tfw you try to get easy frags but wind up dropping
HL players everyone.
An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:
Extended the Halloween 2015 event to run until November 12
>>122009406
>medic and heavy terribly out of position with no support
>retarded med and heavy think it's a good idea to play out of position with no support
>retarded med doesn't even use
disgust
How many hours do I need to play in lobbies?
four hundred thousand
26 for 5 seconds
Why are earbuds worth €6 now?
>>122013338
They went on the market and their value imploded after constant undercutting.
>>122013560
>Asking /tf2g/ to help with this
Uhh
>>122013731
Please ignore him, he's an annoying shitposter.
>>122013560
Add me /id/stary
>>122013560
/feg/ more like /fag/
LOLOLOLLOLL
AHAHAHAH
>Janny deleted me singing the Homestuck song in /feg/
Darn.
Name my strange Scattergun.
>>122015502
aida's man cannon
>>122015502
rottis tottis shottis pottis
>>122015502
pootis :D
>>122015502
bop
>>122015502
notably dangerous scattergun
>>122015502
LOVE
Why are pubs so full of poor players today?
im poor
how do i get custom sounds
>>122015502
Hale's Own Scattergun
>>122019441
you cant use them on valve servers anymore
>>122015502
die
>Sunshine contract
>3 engineers just idling on last
God damn, I'm starting to hate this game.
