so proud of our queen edition
>Marathons:
NASA:
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
-http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
-https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
rankings.the-elite.net/~RWhiteGoose
gender rolls
Friendly reminder that if you weren't serg in 2013 then you'll never be true serg.
zestiria
a day in the life of grindxmonkey
>wake up
>initiate autism crusade in the thread for 3 hours
>fire up stream and mindlessly grind irrelevant monkey meme games for 12-14 hours
>wind down by continuing autism crusade for another 3 hours
>get back in cage for a nap
>begin cycle all over again after nap
truly a pitiable existence
xth for the night of the oldbois
doom 3
1st for brave & cute
I hate what /srg/ has become
http://pastebin.com/KWYFbYZZ
Name a more alpha speedboy than NoobKillerRoof. Just try.
>WR holder in one of the hardest and most skill-based speedgames
>Doesn't practice because he isn't shit
>Destroyed Brescaz's PBs and sent him packing to 2nd Place Island™
>One of the snuggiest streams out there
>Proud NEET
>Refrains from needless profanity
>Open and honest about his dislike of and disappointment in keks
>So confident in his sexuality that he experiences no hesitation or embarrassment in openly discussing his sexual preferences and/or fetishes in a public space
>Banters so hard that even Squid resorted to personally banning NKR from his stream
>Dominant, assertive personality; he speaks the unashamed truth whenever possible, even if it means potentially harming relationships (he said to his whole stream that the zionists are genociding White people, while all his stream monsters were there)
>Doesn't speak because typing is faster and he's all about speed
>Tall and imposing (he's 6'3" and lifts 3 times a week)
>Virgin, "I'm saving myself for a pure woman who actually DESERVES my seed"
Seriously. I'm not a NKR fanboy or anything, but it's hard to ignore just how great of a person he is, in and out of speedrunning.
>>122066758
word
>>122066805
><%kittischnitti> I loved your hair before but now it's just 100000% cuter
i feel like i lost my special connection with /srg/
>>122066805
>loool you have pens too
read that as penis
>>122066867
fuck you this is better than remove horror
>>122066628
when did cosmo become trans
>Just dream with me man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91CpbRq9Tiw
>>122066962
let's not say things we might regret now
oldboi shit and narcissaposting, what a terrible night
Official list of boys and girls that don't belong here:
2dos
AlbinoAlbatross
Beneziaa
bjw
Caveman
cfb
Ciyon
Cptpoopfist
Daily
Darkspinessonic
Dickoak
Faschz
Headcrab
iateyourpie
IonGravirei
NewAgeRetroHippie
Nosraef
Pyatters
Pykn
Rebcart
Reed_Tiburon
Shunpukk
Skeletonbill
Slayerofbabies
Studio
Sylux98
TonyOgbot
Unusualcook
Yarumasi
Yashi
>>122067042
fw didnt make the list
>>122067042
fw you made the list
>>122067042
thank you for taking Liquidxsquid off
>>122066962
WOW THE HORROR DRAMA
Man, speedrunning always had some good speeddrama
>>122066790
It's literally all Narcissa-chan's fault.
No matter what happens remember that she is responsible for the death of /srg/
>>122067042
Can you add reasons
>>122067042
how are you gonna write out bertin's full username and then shorten mine man what the FUCK
>>122067042
>still posting this after you were exposed
>>122067220
I really, really, really like this image.
>>122067293
so much courage in this picture right here
>>122066790
>cosmo is woman
>siglemic is dead
>jiano died even longer ago
>runnerguy got keked and died
>peaches is a riot shill and dead
>pie and trihex dont even pretend to speedrun anymore
>garrison, pj, sinister, and feasel all tried to milk their oldboi status and became failed sellouts
>adam, werster, and zfg stagnated and will never be relevant in another game
>gdq is run by stream monsters and has zero community focus
>gimmick personalities like witwix, caleb, fifi, and cirno are dominant
>nobody else has the spine or brains to run another marathon
>agdq 2013 happened almost 3 years ago
speedrunning is fucking dead
>>122067220
>>122067356
these are NOT monkeys
>>122067392
>nobody else has the spine or brains to run another marathon
nasa
there are a lot of new runners I don't know what you really expected. the games are still there and going fast is still there.
>>>/v/316318468
How do I become a part of the elite /srg/ memecrew?
>>122067442
nah
>>122067392
Sig was running sm64 like 2 days ago. There's still hope for him.
>twitch tv/srgmarathon/c/3404536
get snuggy
>>122067564
NOT monkeys
>>122067564
i know that feel desu
>>122067392
Fuck, it's really over. At least Santzo still streams.
>andy muting his mic to laugh at pie for being so fucking stupid
>>122067616
>tfw no bene gf
>>122067727
more like wf
>>122067763
YOOOOOOOi dont get it
Why can't I find most of the srg3 runs?
Speedrunning aint dead dudes.
Lots of good obscurebois out there going fast and keeping the hobby alive. It only looks bad for the well-known people.
>>122067881
everyone who had attention on them stopped doing runs
most who stayed lowkey are people who genuinely like the hobby
>>122067858
Too lazy to highlight the runs im guessing.
fw your run is gone forever
>there are people who still follow Cosmo on Twitch
fw my old speedfriends have moved on while my life hasn't gone anywhere since 2012
lost my passion for life bros
>>122068205
say that to my face not online
>>122068143
I am a firm believer in the this quote: "I Need Time to Stay Useless"
We all need time to stay useless, but eventually that time is up.Find you passion and commit. Or don't. It's either live or die.
>>122067042
Dude I didn't piss in your cheerios, why am I on the list?
>>122068143
fw i wasted the prime years of my 20's obsessively playing games from the 90's made for children
It's pretty disgusting how Narcissa and the rest of the LGBTQIA+ community is treated in this thread. Narcissa is a real hero and you will never have even half the courage she has.
jmatt is the most liked srg boi. people either like him or are neutral about him
>>122068554
>runs sonic
>forced himself daily
fuck off jmatt
>>122068554
he's a smug asshole and probably posts about himself
>>122068495
iktfb
>>122068617
>>122068625
who is more liked? squid? lol
>Narcissa
>>122068617
what does that faggot daily have to do with anything lmao
>>122068554
is he the guy who used to post lauren mayberry all the time?
>>122068554
most liked srg boi is tk_maze desu
>>122068617
>posting your stream is forcing yourself
:/
>>122068554
>most liked srg boi.
saboom
>>122068679
Me :^)
Just namedrop me already you faggots
>>122068842
doublearmory
For real though, isn't Duke the most liked srgboi?
He was never nearly as obnoxious as the other mildly popular srg-affiliated speedrunners.
Sure he's a bit of a kek on twitter but who isn't these days?
>>122068854
>>122068858
>>122068905
wrong, it's jmatt and no one else
>>122068947
always gotta make it about you, huh?
>>122068554
>>122068993
i think i know who this is now...
and her name starts with b.........................
>>122068947
always gotta make it about you huh
that's your biggest fault
Luna when you see this post can you post your running PBs? Thanks.
>>122069082
edna is qt
I wonder what happened to noobest
What the fuck happened to Dugongue?
I wonder what happened to mikwuyama
I wonder what happened to vviking
>>122069242
he got kicked out of his parents house and lives with his grandpa with no internet
>tfw duggy is living the life daily, setting wr's in hundreds of nes and gbc games while drinking squirt and eating pretzels with a big grin on his face the whole time
>>122067528
Why would NASA run a speedrunning marathon?
>>122069460
>he got kicked out of his parents house
what'd he do?
I want to smooch the Beuch!
gildersneeze
>>122069504
got kicked out of his parents house
http://reddit.com/r/speedrunninggeneral/
Who's purer?
zfg or rwhitegoose?
As far as I'm concerned these two are the only true contenders for Speedrunning's Most Pure Runner.
But who takes it?
It's certainly a question that you makes you go "hmmmm..."
>>122069772
kill yourself
>>122069772
Me :^)
>>122069772
goose is literally trying to become a big name streamer with overwatch and doesn't give a shit about speedrunning
>>122069772
Qualifications for being pure.
1. No emulators allowed
2. No Donations or Sub
3. Only streams when doing runs (no practice stream or blind lets plays)
4. No Mic
5. Only Splits and Game Feed on stream
5. Only game audio
6. No memes in their splits
-----
I don't think either of those people meet the requirements. Sorry.
I'm new to all this. I've played eye divine cybermancy quite a bit. Im lookin to speed run it and also really wanna start up a community for it because not many people play or even know about the game.
其のジャンプを好きだ!
>>122069674
Delete this now!
>>122071304
Good luck. I see some runs of it on speedrun.com but not many.
Always fun to optimize and find new stuff in lesser played games.
I am glad we are beginning to accept Narcissa for who she is.. We have come far as a community, /srg/. :)
>>122067042
squid removed from that reddit shitters list, thank you
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynx26LJ1YC4
notice how no one was posting about squid in the early days of billy, only when he started shitting on ions times. do you need any more evidence?
What would you do if you were Cosmo's father?
>>122072909
Nothing. He probably saw this coming from a mile away.
He's already been disappointed for years.
>>122067881
Dropping a late word on this
What would you do if you were Squid's father?
hi. my name is m_. i use no grammar whatsosever but i make sure to include a fullstop at the end of all my sentences. atleast i have the edge.
>>122070901
acmlm
Just went through and reported all the monkey and Pie posts that are completely irrelevant. Goodbye, Reddit.
>>122073739
Thanks. Those were literally all me.
>>122073581
>5. Only Splits and Game Feed on stream
He has chat on screen that even runs over the game feed. Pretty sure he has ran games on emulator as well.
>>122073789
I know it's just one Reddit shitter, anyway cya.
>>122070901
>tfw almost pure and nobody watches anyway
Maybe I'll turn off my mic too then...
Is Caracarn the only elderboi left standing?
>>122073818
True, but he rarely uses emu anymore. I'm curious if there's a no mic/cam/meme speedrunner with more followers
>>122073693
She'd look so pretty if she just got some braces...
>>122073739
it's literally allcfb
Somebody please put Trihex out of his misery
>>122073739
B A S E D
5rg when?
>>122074590
Exactly, Cfb is pretty fucking Reddit forcing Pie, who the likes of the Redditthon/Rookathon are all subbed to. That just gives you an idea of the level of Reddit we're talking.
>>122074731
I don't know why people like cfb so much. He's one of the most annoying people on /srg/
>I'm gonna post this same post hundreds of times
fuck off ____poster
>haha! I've baited another, the 300th of the day
>>122074828
I don't think people like him, it's more than he's all over the place, everywhere at one time so people tolerate him. He has somehow nuthugged his way into every clique under the sun like some kind of slimey leech.
>>122075049
agree, but what can we do
>>122074828
>>122075049
exactly. no one likes him. he just forces himself everywhere. he is trying to make up for the fact he has no friends offline. pretty sad to see someone that desperate for some companionship. hell, he even gave pie a blowjob at smashtherecord.
i seriously can't think of someone worse than cfb in the entire community.
>>122075226
>>122075239
He hardly speedruns so he'll probably disappear before long.
Reminder that if Trodgor got a 32:51 The Collective and #rks would be going absolutely fucking nuts, jerking over how good of a time it is, but when Caleb gets it, radio silence.
You KNOW this is true.
>>122075663
no one cares about your time that's 20 seconds slower than hetfield's caleb
>>122075695
No one cares about fake runs done on an emulator and played on keyboard, this is the actual game being run, faggot.
>>122075749
>b-b-but my ~~~CONSOLE WORLD RECORD~~~
stay mad
>>122075360
no, he's the type of non speedrunning parasite that latches onto something and won't leave until he is either forced out or dies. he is the male version of sn0wtigerr.
>>122075789
You can't put down a real run of the game, what are you thinking? No matter how you ironically green text, the fact of the matter is that no one gives a fuck about fake runs that are being emulated and being played on keyboard.
If you handed Hetfield a SNES and the game he 'speedruns', he would be lost.
>>122075789
Caleb is literally 26 seconds off his SOB, so are you saying Hetfield has a perfect run with only 6s worth of mistakes? Come off, that isn't even feasable. Emulator is so much faster they even seperated, get out of here with your fake bullshit and stay mad that Caleb has the record.
No one will EVER care about emu and no runner is going to downgrade for the approval of people with your absolutely disgusting taste.
>>122076010
you're a retarded stream monster, caleb and his nuthuggers are literally the only people who don't acknowledge hetfield's run as the best
>>122067616
She looked so cute, why did she get fat?
>>122076146
Why didn't you not comment on any of the points I made? It's because you're a fucking idiot who is wrong.
>welp, emu is faster
*throws actual game out the window*
*boots up a program on pc that emulates the game*
Now we're speedrunning video games!
>>122076372
you know that snes emulators are very accurate right?................
Hey SERG
Who we watchin
>>122066628
why doesnt he fix his teeth before growing boobs
Wish headcrab fell and couldnt move :/
>>122076494
our literal boi iateyourpie at speedrun.tv/iateyourpie
>>122076440
You do understand that they are still not actually accurate and seperated for this very reason, you fucking moron.
>>122076671
what's your mega man x2 time?
>>122076585
This has nothing to do with speedrunning, I don't understand how Twitch nuthuggers can be so stupid and not understand such a simple concept. Why are you so stupid? It's so simple, this is a place for speedrunning, why is that so hard for you to understand? Do you have a disability?
What does your average trihex viewer look like?
>>122076757
the post asked the question "Who we watchin," this question has no implication of speedrunning so i think you're the one with a reading disability
>>122076704
How is this relevant to anything? I don't run X2, but it's a fact that emulator is not accurate. Why do you think it's been seperated, even from VC? It's ok to admit that you realized you are wrong wen I told you how close Caleb is too his SOB, the more you drag this on, taking it off course, the more damage that your ego will recieve. You're already wrong, so at this point it would just be self harm to continue.
IMPORTANT SPEEDPOLL
http://strawpoll.me/5985777
>>122076829
>Actually, I just posted something completetly unrelated to speedrunning
>You're the stupid one!!!
The inteligence of the average Pie forcing faggot, everyone.
>>122076861
how is caleb being so far off his sob it isn't even funny relevant to anything? you have just admitted to being a stream monster which means your opinion on x2 is completely worthless when, like i said before, everyone who actually runs it accepts hetfield's run as the best except for caleb
>>122076920
>I demand to be addressed by my new headname and you have to treat me like a whore now
yeah nah
>>122076931
wow so you actually do have a reading disability, unsurprising considering the rest of the posts you make
>tfw wanna go fast but real life keeps getting in the way
>>122076941
Caleb is 26 seconds off his SOB. You said Hetfield has a run that is 20 seconds faster, implying he has a perfect run bar 6 seconds worth of mistakes.
That isn't true, and you know it isn't true. I'm not a stream monster, an actual runner would never try to justify emulator, let alone put it as the main version of the game. Once again you've ignored all the points I've made and have resorted to false accusations.
i've been out of the loop for a while
WHAT
THE FUCK
HAPPENED TO COSMO
>>122077071
ummm HER name is narcy :\
>>122077002
It's literally what you said, stream monster filth. Your post is not relevant to speedrunning. Answering an irrelevant post does not suddenly make your post relevant. Why are Pie forcers so fucking stupid, just like Pie himself?
>>122077021
>You said Hetfield has a run that is 20 seconds faster, implying he has a perfect run bar 6 seconds worth of mistakes
yeah you can watch his run right here but i'm sure you won't actually understand how his run is far better considering you more than likely don't know literally anything about mega man
http://www.twitch tv/hetfield90/c/5718143
>I'm not a stream monster
what do you run?
>>122077221
This doesn't prove anything, his time is a lot lower because emulator is faster, and no one gives a shit about fake runs so it means absolutely nothing. Even if his run was better if converted to SNES, it means fuck all because it's done on an emulator and played with a keyboard, which isn't the real game or the real controller.
>what game do you run
Once again, irrelevant. Stop using this to try and get the ID of people who are against you, it's pathetic.
>>122077363
Get the fuck back to Reddit you Pie forcing low life.
>b-but they're doing it too mummy!
>>>/out/
>>122077326
>his time is a lot lower because emulator is faster
have you done thorough frame testing like hetfield and the x2 community have done? oh wait you haven't? and you're just making baseless assumptions?
>>122077431
i'm just pointing out how you don't actually care about if a post is speedrunning related or not so you can stop pretending you do now
>he doesn't like pie
IMPORTANT SPEEDPOLL
http://strawpoll.me/5985814
>>122077617
>no piehex option
this is too difficult a choice to make
>>122077617
>no witpiehex
uhhhh sergtards?
>>122077696
Since you are bringing non-srg streamers into the mix, and pretty much covering anyone who streams on twitch, I have to say witwix is up there tied with summit1g for moswt insincere personality. They are probably the top 2 on twitch. Not that witwix is really anyone, especially compared to summit.
I would give my last $50 to these people in order:
Random crackhead with 5 kids on welfare
Summit
Witwix
>>122077990
all 3 of those people are literal our bois though
>>122077021
>calebs SOB is a perfect run
>durr what are gold splits
>our boi pie slipping under 500 viewers
it's over f a m
do you miss him?
>>122079381
but she streamed tonight?
is trihex speedrunning woolly world yet? or has he even finished it?
>>122079540
>is trihex speedrunning
*cues grindxmonkey*
>>122067280
>being this ballyn
>>122080989
dont let your memes be dreams
>>122067042
put squid back in there and don't take ion out this time around
>>122081743
squid is definitely srg, this is an accurate list, stop forcing this
>>122082231
>emu shitter who doesnt even speedrun and is universally nuthugged because he barely does anything
cant even count him as a boi tbf
>>122082272
>hating on someone who never did anything wrong just because other people like him
can't even count you as a boi
guys, trihex is about do to a speedrun! just needs another hour or so of warmup
>>122082272
>takes down a record that everyone had previously dismissed as unbeatable
>actually came up with his own strats
>forced his game to be pushed down significantly instead of being left unoptimized
>doesn't care about drama
>doesn't sell out
>has one of the comfiest streams
>b-but he barely does anything!
lol
>>122073839
Literally finnish shitlord
>>122070901
>>122070901
What's wrong with streaming practice?
Anyone knows what happened to Trihex during his 3 days off? He said something about being depressed.
>>122076861
>I don't run X2 but let me talk about it all the time.
This has to be squid or something, no one should be this autistic.
>>122082740
speedrun breakdown
TriHex a l r e a d y choking.
This guy...
so why did trihex remove any indication that he speedruns on his twitch bio?
So anyone that actually knows X2 in here and could tell the difference between the versions?
>>122083241
b r a n d i n g
>>122083265
emulator reduces a lot of lag. just doesn't emulate too well for some reason
>>122083574
How much though, I'm sure someone timed it.
>>122083781
it's 5-10 seconds faster at most
yo trihex is about to play a vidya gaem fast
>>122066824
thanks for the namedrop
Trihex about to run that yoshi
>>122067564
pvtcb is fuckng autistic
>>122084386
wait he hasn't started yet? wasn't he setting it up 30 minutes ago?
>>122079421
>she
>>122084435
warming up now
>he actually gained views from 7.6k to 8.1k
Madman
>>122084480
is there something wrong anonymous?
>>122082317
>>122082421
>nuthugging this hard
reddit out
>>122085131
there is nothing wrong with reddit
>>122083867
Much more than 10. Throw that in with a keyboard and you have a joke on your hands.
>>122085131
nuthugging is a honeypot meme
>>122085203
>Much more than 10
ummm... do you run the game? oh right you said you don't, so why do you continue to act like you know more about it than people who do?
>>122085131
>complains 24/7 about non-runner discussion plaguing this thread
>complains when one of our bois gets recognition for taking down a precious oldboi game
kek based complainer anon
can someone give more tips on how to avoid estrogen intake
>>122085203
how will keyboard speed you up?
>can't even beat the first fucking level
hi
>>122085131
I'm not on the list and I speedrun so I belong here
>>122082421
>takes down a record that everyone had previously dismissed as unbeatable
None of the runners thought the run was unbeatable.
>forced his game to be pushed down significantly instead of being left unoptimized
Considering he had the record for 2 days and kmac was planning on improving his time even without him beating it, I'd say you're talking out of your ass here
>doesn't care about drama
why is this even relevant? should I nuthug random stranger #1890 that I met on the street, because he doesn't care about speedrunning?
>doesn't sell out
yeah it's pretty hard to sell out with 10 viewers and 1 chat message every hour on average
>has one of the comfiest streams
You're the kind of faggot to nuthug pie, because his stream is ""comfy"". Fuck off.
Back to reddit with you, nuthugging fagboy.
>>122085392
Are you trying to say that hes trying to be fast?
>>122085632
Why does Trihex mash his controller like a retard for? There's no way it actually helps.
>>122085687
that is NOT a monkey
>>122085519
Speedrunning doesn't suddenly mean you belong here. If you have the Reddit aura you need to get the fuck out.
>>122085701
gotta keep that APM high
>>122085632
Wording this pretty fucking hard, nuthugger faggots OUT.
>>122085381
You can make inputs that are impossible & ridiculous to pull off on controller on a keyboard. It's an advantage. That with a faster fake version make Hetfields run a complete joke.
>>122085727
I've been around longer than you have big boy so sit down
>>122085813
why won't you answer my question?
>>122085256
>>122085816
>I've been here a lot longer than you
How can someone make this claim on an anonymous image board? Even if it was true, how is it relevant in anyway? That doesn't prove you aren't mediocre Reddit scum.
Remember when some Reddit fagboy, posted screencaps from this thread on twitter and cried about people bullying him in an attempt to get the support of his fellow Redditcliquers?
I will NOT stop until every last one of those Reddit fuccbois has been removed from /srg/!
>>122085868
I literally just told you, you fucking fag. These inputs help you with playing fast. Am I talking to a Pie poster? Fucking retard.
reddit is based ngl
I imagine Adrian is washing her cunt with bleach as we speak.
>>122085962
how do keyboard inputs make an emulator run faster than console? are you having a hard time reading? do you need glasses or something?
>>122086028
dude.... srg is no place for vulgarity like that
>>122085886
>Defending someone you've known for longer than you've both been part of srg is nuthugging
Just stop being a jealous retard and you'll live a better life
Trihex should stick to mario maker.
why is twitch playing fucking ads mid stream i'm pretty sure trihex isn't playing them
>>122086260
>not using ublock
o_o
What ever happened to Adrian?
>>122086153
How is that relevant?
So because one of pie's buddies, who knows him for longer than I do, defends him, he is suddenly free of any criticism?
This is the most empty argument ever.
>P-pls stop calling me out for nuthugging somebody in a thread about speedrunning on an anonymous imageboard!!!
If you want to nuthug your buddy do him and everyone else a favor and keep it out of these threads.
>>122066731
every day like clockwork
>>122086306
if advertising is the thing that keeps sites like twitch free, i prefer not to
>>122086051
You are a fucking retard. It makes it easier to go faster.
>>122086401
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hello? can you please answer my questions?
>>122085256
>>122086051
>>122086450
>i prefer not to
lol what a faggot
>>122086454
I already have, nuthugging scum.
>>122086453
that isn't the emulator running faster, do you have a learning disability by chance?
>that guy that's jealous that 2a is the most liked srg boi
what's his story?
>>122086454
I'm not the person you asked that question, but I will still answer your question.
No I don't speedrun X2.
X2 emulation is inaccurate and faster on emulator.
>>122086539
he's a monkey
>>122086401
Why is it that we are only allowed to critisize people in here? What's the problem with recognizing people's achievements and congratulating them on it? There is literally nothing wrong with being happy for your speedfriends
I'm saying 2a is the most liked boi because he probably is. He did well in his games and never did anything to upset a normal person. Only someone like you who can't appreciate other people would dislike him
>>122066628
Who is this jism prism?
