zombie edition
>Marathons:
NASA:
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
-http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
-https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
>>122145482
delete this!
delete this
I miss cosmo
reminder that we run this shit
a day in the life of grindxmonkey
>wake up
>initiate autism crusade in the thread for 3 hours
>fire up stream and mindlessly grind irrelevant monkey meme games for 12-14 hours
>wind down by continuing autism crusade for another 3 hours
>get back in cage for a nap
>begin cycle all over again after nap
truly a pitiable existence
had you all going for a minute there, didn't i?
\Kreygasm/
When will Duchess Bilgewater and SkeletonJill announce their transitions?
>>122145482
I would fuck that schoolgirl. Shes pcute.
>>122145621
imagine being that bear thing
>>122145790
BearEvil
narci-chan is cute! my favorite speed runner.
>>122145790
i be like
:D
Who was the cute trap from last gdq that trihex carried like a princess? She was way better than narci
>>122146049
>>122146049
Please tell me you're not talking about Noir, he's just as cancerous as Narcissist.
>>122146049
noircat, he's a faggot.
>>122146204
id still fuck his boipussy desu
>>122146204
i wonder if we could get him to talk to narcissa..........
>>122146312
Someone should tweet that to narci
does anyone know if liquidxsquid got btfo for good or a 24 hour?
so what ever happened to sam and tolki?
>>122146529
it's permanent but he'll probably get it unbanned w/in a week by contacting support
>>122146529
he got banned? how?
>>122146540
low tier drama after the narcicaust
>>122146745
he got wasted on stream and had 4chan open then like 5 people reported him
>>122146619
>twitch support
>doing anything within 6 months
he's in the gonzone
>>122146847
>narcicaust
This is fucking tasteless. Grow up.
>>122146745
he pulled up elin porn on stream and start masturbating loudly
>tfw you got squid removed from twitch
#makeSRGgreatagain
>>122146847
no, not really
the "narcicaust" is just some chick coming out as trans, while the sam/tolki crap actually involved multiple people and infidelity
it's not drama if only one person is involved and didn't even do anything wrong
>>122146847
>>122146939
the appropriate label for the incident is "the 9/11 of speedrunning"
drama can be classified as BN or AC, Before Narcissa and After Cosmo respectively
sam and tolki = BN
So do all transfags have to force this fake ass voice 24/7? Fucking hell nigga.
Hasn't it been true in japanese stories that when a man's girlfriend/wife leaves him in some way, he will begin dressing like a girl himself?
>>122146745
witwix reported his ass after being a little too loud about a viewbot inquiry
>>122147147
fucking weeb
now that cosmo is the new big tranny in speedrunning barry (withhelde) must be on suicide watch as well as obesity watch
>Cosmo loses WR to based Joden
>Cosmo becomes a LPer
>Cosmo gets keked
>Cosmo thinks he's a woman
>Chat and videos are subscriber only
>350 viewers
How much longer does he have before his life falls apart? As someone whose only income was streaming how will he survive after everyone leaves him?
>>122147548
My brain can't handle Cosmo as a tranny. I don't have anything against trannies, but it's hard to mentally see him as anything other than Cosmo.
Holy shit, I just checked out cosmos stream, It's nothing but other transexuals and mr big book of british smiles himself ripping on baten kaitos.
Just listening to cosmo talk for a minute is hilarious. He woke up one day put on a fake voice and decided this is who he truly is? What do trans do when the natural man in them comes out? The deep grunting, the balding, the hair.
>i guess i should go grab some more soylent
waht
>>122148167
they kill themselves before it gets to that point
>>122148228
It keeps the T away, anon
So do you think cosmo sits while peeing now?
>>122148083
see if I was trans I don't think I could ever come out because it seems literally every interaction I would have would be about "trans-ness", either from people convinced I'm scum like /srg/ or people trying to "console" and "protect" me like narcissa's hugbox chat
it's pretty fucked up desu
>>122148083
>mr big book of british smiles
;__;
i'm wetting my diapers for siglemic <3
This music is so fitting. It is the perfect soundtrack to cosmo's nightmare of a life. Watching him hopelessly down that pill like it would make him a real woman was too much to handle.
>close to 2.5k attempts and no PB
Grav is literally a based mad man
>>122148408
how many subs do you think he has?
Wait, why are Cosmo's VoD's sub only too now?
>>122148764
they've been that way for a long time
>>122145482
zfg pls stream
>>122148764
they are the walls of his hug box
pie is the kind of person that would never ever 'get' harsh noise
>>122148764
Those tranny pills aren't cheap. Gotta bill the somehow.
>>122148707
She said that despite her follower count dropping her subs increased greatly. I'd guess in a couple weeks once a majority of them choose to not renew that number will plummet though.
>>122149057
Stop calling him a she. He was born a male and always will be a male.
zfg pᇉase stre㏂ twilight ㏚㏌Œss hd
>>122149057
this. nuthuggers who pay you > rando followers with adblock
>>122149168
Hey woah now hold on m8
reminder estrogen can worsen depression
>>122149348
I already reported him for self-harm. He clearly has problems and he is only making it worse.
>>122148393
what kind of fucking stupid ass society do i live in where people peer pressure you into becoming a tranny. hello? I would just kill myself if I wasnt so spiteful.
>>122149796
he or she was talking about he or she's hair
>>122149864
well now i just feel fucking stupid.
why do mtf always pick stupid ass names for themselves
its like their making a night elf female in wow naming it "lunestinesza"
fucking a man
how do we save our guy cosmo from the cultural marxists
>>122149960
>Lunesta
kek
Wow who is the cute girl on Cosmo's stream
>>122149960
My tranny name will be Pornstarista :DDD
So I figured out how you can speedrun Shadow President for DOD
Get impeached or killed as fast as possible.
I got a time average of 3:15 or less
>>122150279
i lel'd
>>122149960
complete lack of self-awareness
wake me when it's a waxing crescent moon
>>122150157
Cosmo is undergoing chromosome therapy to become a girl
No joke
>>122148635
no, the last attempt finished was #2432, over 4500 attempt ago
>>122150883
>ctrl+f'ing your own name
wow..................
>fw watching grav and pretending its p_
sig read my post about him being capable of getting a 1:40 using new SM64 tricks and that's why he's playing right now.
you're welcome.
>>122148635
AHEM the proper term is Grind Monkey Tbh
Grav hates Duke because Grav thought he had a chance with Beneziaa but she turned him down for Duke
>>122150937
Confirmed list of people who ctrl+f their names on /srg/:
witwix
crystalbeauty
jackafur
hexade
missy
glenn
almolicious
yashi
stivitybobo
iateyourpie
beneziaa
carcinogen
naegleria
adam_ak
goronguy
dancingscarecrowrachell47
andy
minion
hippie
cyghfer
dugongue
wallyaldo
cyberdemon531
seckswrecks
bertin
puncayshun
blubbler
meows
nosraef
grav
how can our boi pie keep up with all this cosmoposting? will he too eventually change genders for subs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMzYidSmRFg
>tfw you realize we'll never have this Cosmo back.
>>122151712
pie loves the Lord too much to do something so foolish
>didn't make the list
FUCK HEADCRAB. SERIOUSLY. FUCK EM.
>>122151631
add cronikeys
>>122151952
don't mind if i do
>>122151631
I actually have squid trained to notify me whenever someone posts my name actually
pog
>>122151987
>>122152138
these two posts were made by cronikeys
chimp
>>122151952
i do every night stay jealous
>>122151631
i just ctrl+f'd my name and i'm not on the list.
>>122152660
who are you I'll add you
>>122148408
is there one of these for twitter followers
>>122152660
>confirmed list
>>122152504
slayer....
>>122152472
What went wrong?
slayerxheadcrab sex tape when?
literally who the fuck are we watching
I like how these generals revolve around nothing but cosmo these days
>>122152472
>>122148393
Cosmo is still cool af.
He has a gf if I remember correctly. He is hetero or bisexual.
Either way he is still master race man, I found a chick on /fa/ that looks like him.
Narcissa is now officially tumblr material with that hair color.
Holy shit he/she has no life left and will kill themselves if she decides it wasn't what was needed.
RIP Cosmo XXXX-2015, RIP Narcissa 2015-201X.
*breaks a window and climbs into srgs house*
what anime do I watch after a long day of speedrunning? tell me RIGHT NOW
>>122153193
yes the sad part is that he is a ticking time bomb now
>>122153278
Last Exile.
>>122153174
>Cosmo is still cool af.
no hes not. his entire personality changed with this. he acts completely different now because he wanted a completely different image.
>>122153174
>>122153174
>He has a gf if I remember correctly.
I wonder how many newbois are here because of cosmo transitioning?
Hey
Hey guys
How long before there's a Kotaku article about Narci?
>>122153359
fw read that as tickling time
fw no tickling time
>>122153174
that ain't no chick niqqa
>>122148408
thing is, he probably has no problem with that, and probably wants an increase drop. its obvious he would rather go low key now. I bet he even asked twitch to remove the WinWaker emote.
>>122147564
Suicide, hopefully.
>There are people in this thread, right now, who unrionically believe that traps and trans women are not the best waifu material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjxTrrbjmx0
GET EDCUATED CIS SCUM
>>122153359
Who? Cosmo I think he is still great. Really why he would stop being himself?
Seriously I browse /pol/ a TON but the dude is based af, has a stable relationship and he honestly didn't do anything wrong.
>>122147830
I'm in the exact same place. Just found out 10 minutes ago after seeing what Cosmo was up to after not watching him for almost a year (when he started only playing Smash and shit). I was shocked. I couldn't believe the guy I spent hours watching speedrun is some tranny fuckboi now. I used to be all "tolerant" of trannies, but my heart can't deny that I find something uncomfortably wrong with them. I have absolutely nothing wrong with gays- fuck whoever you want. But don't go claiming you're a woman/man.
>>122153652
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE THE VIDEO OF ROG READING WERSTER'S WEEDLE DICKS RANT...
>He
>Him
>His
>Guy
>Dude
>Man
>>122153778
be careful newfriend or the noobkiller nazis will get you
I wonder how serg would react if one of their real life friends started their transition...
>>122153932
omg we could take our pills at the same time every day!
>Narcissa
I'd have no problem with this if it didn't result in Cosmo becoming a complete and utter queer. First he just starts being a huge dick to people, then just goes full on "only subs can talk to me". Now he literally just acts like a generic trans on tumblr with his mannerisms and so forth.
He used to be a cool laid back guy who was pretty goofy and funny. Now he's some splineless sissy boy who's probably on the verge of suicide.
>>122153932
>real life friends
?
>>122153783
Transgender people are biologically "wired" incorrectly for their sex. Men and women have natural differences that are emotional and biological, and transgender people exhibit a majority of the traits befitting the opposite sex. So in essence, their gender is flipped from their sex from birth because something went wrong and their body is producing chemicals that aren't meant for their sex.
Transgenderism is actually a scientifically sound phenomenon and while a lot of cases ARE attention seeking, there are just some people who are born with a gender that is different from their biological sex. In the past it wasn't called transgenderism it was just called being a bit of a poofter or being overly feminine/masculine.
Source: Am grad school med student and trans
>>122154151
>de hippie spacing
>>122154151
>>122154141
Well. Twitch chat is literally the worst place on the internet by leaps and bounds in terms of the toxic community, so that part is understandable.
Also she's not on the verge of suicide, not by a long shot. Sorry to disappoint.
>>122154283
>de hippie spacing
>Narcissa
>>122154207
I do not understand this meme, where did it come from? Can anyone explain?
>>122154283
wait to see how he feels after the tumblr high wears off
>>122154424
She's not showing any of the signs trans people exhibit when they come out publicly and are becoming suicidal. She's fine.
>>122154283
all trans are on the verge of suicide lol
>>122153398
>no hes not. his entire personality changed with this. he acts completely different now because he wanted a completely different image.
Prove it faggot. He is still with his girl and he will still being a speedrun god.
Do you realize that he is just crossdressing? like... that shit ain't even going tranny and never coming back, etc, etc.
You fags are exaggerating. I fucking love Cosmo's speed runs and he will continue to make those.
You know the problem isn't accepting these sort of people. #Gamergate is right but radical conservatism AND liberalism are cancer, Americanism has created these stupid ass standards for the world, that if you are not with one you are the other.
And holy shit... Just let the dude look however the fuck he wants, he is still the same Cosmo, he painted his fucking nails before for fucks sake, he was still based.
You know what I hate? When people talk shit on people who try to be different, to be themselves, original, go out of the norm, walk their own way.
Cosmo is a Gamma male and he is basically the "owner of his own destiny" as Berserk's Manga puts it. There will be people in this world who will always be against the Gamma, because the Gamma doesn't gives a fuck, he will keep walking his own way, he manifests his destiny and betas + alphas will always be jelly of that, they hate independence.
Cosmo is a good speedrunner, good hardcore gamer all around that kicks my ass, gets paid for gaming, rises up money for charities and doesn't gives a shit about what society thinks about him. I'm honestly jelly about what he is, he is his own made man.
![858953523b683133078dd29278fd2a49[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4j5ZHS5.png "858953523b683133078dd29278fd2a49[1].png")
>>122154283
>toxic
>she
Xe sure isn't on the verge of a suicide, just likerachell47.
>>122154283
>srg wants cosmo to die
>cosmo's actually really happy
>>122154494
Am trans, never thought about suicide. Life's pretty good.
>>122154558
I don't know who that is. Is toxic a tumblr word now? I thought it was an MMO/MOBA word. Weird.
>>122154510
>hes still with his girl
newboi....
>>122154510
>He is still with his girl
>>122154379
>>122154492
>>122154510
>de hippie spacing
why do you guys keep posting anime girls?
do you have any idea what it does to my penis?
reminder that siglemic is, always was and always will be >our boi
>>122154716
what games do you run
>>122154510
>speedrun god
>plays the elephant grave of speedrunners
>>122154510
>de nuthug
>>122154834
It's okay anon
>>122154510
He is still with his girl and he will still being a speedrun god.
>You fags are exaggerating. I fucking love Cosmo's speed runs and he will continue to make those.
is this pasta or
sig started running again to take his mind off of cosmo's degeneracy
>>122154834
Chop it away, like our Queen Cosme did.
>>122154151
>transgender people exhibit a majority of the traits befitting the opposite sex
and what are these traits?
liking fashion and wanting to be qt?
why can't they just be boys who like fashion and want to be qt? why fill them up with pills and slice their dick off?
>>122154834
animes are not for sexual pleasure
>>122154716
>being trans
>think life is pretty good
good luck in 10 years when you want to start a family and can't because you fucked yourself over. suicide is inevitable. some do it sooner than later, but you will kill yourself. it is a terminal mental illness.
>>122149960
In actuality, a lot of trannies just add something to the end of their birth given name or jumble the last couple of letters.
Justina sounds like fucking shit.
Is Cosmo still pretending to be a girl?
zfg is the last hope speed running has. he's the only one who's remained pure.
can someone answer >>>/asp/760585 for me, please?
thanks.
cosmo turning into wanda is the worst thing to happen to this place
>>122155239
gonna hack ur ip adress
>cosmo choking up when talking about adrian
LMAO
>>122155239
CUTE
>>122154867
Dark Souls 2
>>122155012
Submissiveness, being more empathetic, generally of average intelligence (men have far greater variance on the IQ scale, being either retards are above average to genius more than average), generally speaking more emotionally vulnerable as well. Think of "gender roles". As poisoned as that phrase has become due to tumblr gender roles exist for a reason. They were born out of observance of natural behaviors. Men and women just act differently. Men are okay with working hard labor, women aren't. So hard labor is generally a man's job not a woman's job.
>>122155012
they have to fight against gender norms by embracing them
>>122154919
what speed games does she run ?
gimme her twitch name
I need to bully this girl
>>122154725
>>122154720
He will be with a ton more then, he is still young af.
I bet he is bisexual but with a preference for girls because most of his relationships have been girls. He is still based af and he will get married and have kids and this ain't even a guessing game. That shit will happen on the long run.
I will keep supporting Cosmo because he is still my favorite speedrunner. Why are you doubting him is beyond me... THAT is what is going to make him change his personality a little, you guys complaining are the cancer, I'm not even an American Libkek but thats how things are... It's annoying, the man will become more secluded and closed-minded (like tumblr) if you keep flinging shit at him. The laid back, friendly Cosmo will be no more the more you judge him, because he will notice, he will and his reaction won't be the most mature which is: ignoring all of you and keep doing his shit. You are going to break the Gamma he is and he will become a tumblrdrone the more you spam his shit. So take it easy, Cosmo is still himself.
>>122155325
>Dark Souls 2
literally the shittiest speedgame in the souls series
>>122154076
ITS COMIN RIGHT FOR US!
>>122155030
I don't want a family. I fucking hate children with a burning passion.
>>122155416
>chops off his dick
>will get married and have kids
looks like we have attracted the attention of a mentally ill tranny shill and it is trying to sell us his culutural marxism. gj lads
>>122155286
what'd he say i fucking missed it
>hippie is a tranny meme souls 2 runner now
what happened?
Man, is Cosme's new voice fake or what? Is he putting it on or do the pills change your voice that quickly?
I'm leaning towards fake because there's a whole bunch of other things about Cosme that just seem phony. The smile/smirk, the way he moves his head, the laugh, etc. It just looks like someone pretending to be "feminine"
Fuck
>>122155239
>Cosme Not Alright
>>122155518
The dude is not even moning and he will keep his dick, forever. Cutting your dick is a myth, or is at least.. retarded af.
>>122155607
he was talking about playing skys of arcadia a year ago with adrian and had to look away from the screen and stop talking for a second to hold his emotions back!
>>122155208
fucking /asp/ies smdh
>>122155646
HRT does nothing to change one's voice.
reminder to take your pills
>>122155553
i'm so scared i can't even type anymore
>>122155567
Because gender roles are not stereotypes. They are natural observations. Men and women just have inbuilt preferences and behaviors.
>>122155621
That's not my name.
>>122155553
noobkiller thats all well abd good but couks you please avoid using reddit images
>>122155736
fuck off hippie stop ctrl+f'ing your own name
>>122155736
fuck off hippie
i'm a rocket scientist btw and a cis-girl
>>122155325
>wymin
>empathetic
>Men are okay with working hard labor, women aren't. So hard labor is generally a man's job not a woman's job.
So you are saying males pretend to be females just to avoid doing a hard labor? You are referring to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_mimicry then.
>>122155553
Please. I'm a Fascist.
>Oh, and if you want to do another drunk stream, I can buy you some liquor again (and I'll buy some for me too.) That would be fun.
>Sooo... lemme know if you want wine funds.
Yeah, these people aren't fucking scum at all... sure..
>>122155363
nvm its just a boy
the search for qtie speedgirls never ends
>>122155872
We live in a time of plenty. You don't have to engage in sexual mimicry to collect a welfare check. You just have to be a nigger.
>>122155842
I unironically, seriously have no idea who hippie is, unless you mean admiral hippie from spessstation13.
>>122155624
Watching cosmo now is like some live documentary. I've never seen someone turning from a dude into a girl.
It's something, yknow
>>122156013
>liking girls
what are you, a faggot?
>>122155896
>believing someone who doesn't even trust his own gender
pls go and stay go
Holy shit, is Cosmo actually going to kill serg?
I usually have fun reading shitposts, but these are literally ALL about Cosmo
Dayum~
just when you thought hippie couldn't be any more obnoxious. it's bad enough he ruined every stream chat he entered, now he's doing it to this place
>>122155960
No. You just like to cross your legs. That's a genderless thing. Men with gigantic penises don't naturally do that, and women with larger than average vaginas don't do that naturally either.
The size of your genitals is what determines if you're a leg crosser, not your gender.
>hippie turned into a tranny defending tumblrista
d-damn..how the based have fallen so quickly to not based AT ALL.
Siglemic was the original grindmonkey.
>>122156229
>hippie
>ever based at any point in time
no
>>122156042
>You just have to be a nigger.
You can't become a nigger if you were born white.
>I unironically, seriously have no idea who hippie is, unless you mean admiral hippie from spessstation13.
Why do you continue to
>de hippie spacing
then?
>>122156229
it's clearly a shill on a mission
>>122156126
Did I say if I was MtF or FtM?
>>122156132
I was just about to post this
This is the end of /srg/. It was the trannies that killed it in the end. We should have known.
Has cheese stopped running Mario 64?
>>122156132
desu senpai it's a big deal
a good bit of us got to see the king of speedrunning rise to the top and fall to the bottom
>>122156310
>You can't become a nigger if you were born white.
what does bene think of narcissa?
>>122156316
>hippie was ftm the whole time
IT ALL IS COMING TOGETHER
>>122156332
he got wr and became a sellout variety streamer. it happens.
>>122156310
I've always typed like this. I don't know what that meme is.
>Expecting to get a free ride in our white-hating society
pls, go oppress minorities and women.
>>122156229
WHO THE FUCK IS HIPPIE
>>122156316
>m-muh pronouns
kill yourself
>>122156371
stronger eyebrows would go a long way
oh sorry i thought this was the speedrunning general, you know, the general in the video game generals board on 4chan.org where people talk about speedruns, my bad hahaha
based puncay chat
>>122156371
another opportunity for Beneziaa to piggyback off the attention
>>122156421I guess you could say his run is ovah
>>122156542
easy mistake my man
>>122156185
This is not true at all.
>>122146312
make it happen
>>122156542
hehe it's ok just don't like it happen again, k?
>>122156542
trannys and speedrunning go hand in hand ;)
>>122156496
That post had nothing to do with pronounce ya faggot, I just pointed out that I didn't say which I was.
>>122156561
buttsguy is based for a stream monster ngl
>>122156464
>I don't know what that meme is.
For sure you don't, because you started it. Though it's no surprise some tranny turns out to be a delusional commie, on top of xis usual disorders.
zestiria tbqf
>>122156706
thanks for the namedrop familia
FUCK
OFF
HIPPIE
>>122156662
because no one asked you since no one gives a fuck
Reminder to everyone that there is a way to get off-topic tumblrites removed from the premises.
>/srg/ - Speedrunning General
>>122156731
Nice memes m8
Positively dank
Essentia = /srg/'s Goddess
Bene = /srg/'s mommy
Croni = /srg/'s older sister
Mayushii = /srg/'s tsundere cousin
Beuchi = /srg/'s highschool crush
doom 3 tbemf
honestly it makes so much sense now with cronikeys and hippie. minion was trying to tell us something
>>122156745
it's zesty
>>122156823
Too bad for you.
I do speedgaming too.
You can't get rid of me.
>>122156745
I need that Sylux stream so bad rn, y'all don't even know
goddamn, what I would do for an MHC fast food discussion, raising cane's vs church's vs popeye's, fuck
>>122156834
you forgot Narcissa = /srg/'s queen
Anal training kit
Important speedpoll.
http://strawpoll.me/5992693
>>122156945
post stream and post splits
>>122156951
>MHC was stopped
Yo
Real talk though
I have no idea who Hippie is
This is just how I type
>>122157117
shut the fuck up hippie, i'm sick of your shit
>>122156367
>>122157010
>becoming a transgender and using a name with "CIS" in it
He could just become Cosma Alright.
