https://www.tributeslides.com/tributes/show/3B99RGDBFT96X9B7
>Marathons:
NASA:
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
-http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
-https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
Not gonna lie, I've fantasized about kazooiegirl and bananas sucking my dick at the same time.
gender rolls
headcrab tell slayer you love him
>>122207019
>bananas
>>122207223
She's hotter now.
who /teamcosmo/ here?
>>122207223
I watched Cosmo's stream last night and it was kind of depressing.
>>122207720
MY FUCKING STARBUCKS CUP!! WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>122207720
You can speedrun Christian games.
>>122207927
Was he crying over cloud in smash?
going to stop posting and close this up in a couple of hours add memes
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Xib_CuwinRYe64ywRtfHWC97tkG_8aNe19yWjQn87EM/edit?pli=1#gid=0
>>122208279
>tfw games i like are on there and i didn't suggest anything
>>122207223
>>122207385
>>122208641
I could beat Bill up desu
>>122208871
ew what is that thing on the left
>>122208896
a misfortune
>>122209107
settle down croni
>>122207010
>>122208279
90% of that is just srg boys trying to shill their games
I thought the idea was that everyone picks up something new together
>>122210258
This is just the master-list, he's going to put up a vote after I think.
>>122208279
Wait, are you still taking game submissions or have you filtered the list already? Heavy on the platformers atm.
based svenne
>>122210657
Go to bed, Narcy
>>122210657
say that to my fucking face faggot
I'll bend you in half like a straw
>>122210734
You're a limp-wristed sissy boy
>>122210837
not sooner than me :[][][][]
why is it that twice a year someone tries to be the "hero of /srg/" and think they have some way to save it.
it's not going to work. you're wasting your time.
>>122210974
stfu whinefag /srg/ doesn't even need saving it just needs you to fuck off
>>122211101
fucking DESTROYED
>>122210974
>squid scared of anyone else getting a little attention
I hate what /srg/ has become
>>122209748
>>122210258
>>122210372
>>122210626
the doc is just for open suggestions, im going to randomly divide them into a series of strawpolls until we narrow down a game.
if it ends up being something that most of the participants already run we can re-vote on the finalists or whatever
>>122210974
>>122211101
i dont know for sure what ur reffing here lad
but i just want to do something fun
>>122211159
Stop fucking posting.
>>122211101
>>122211137
i will pay you both money if even one game gets played by more than two people.
>>122210974
I got Squid banned off twitch yesterday. I am the hero of /srg/
>>122211149
I hate you
>>122211174
>botpolls
fucking lol
pass me the bleach senpai
>>122211295
This man knows how to save /srg/
>>122211295
>banning one of our only speedrunners is saving srg
stream monsters OUT
hey guys I'm gonna speedrun portal
>>122211469
Squid...
has squid made a statement on if he is going to stream on hitbox or make a ban appeal on twitch?
>>122211568
it doesnt look like it
I just posted this picture. It being my measure of /srg/'s success makes me the Savior of /srg/
>>122211762
trihex is like a living uncanny valley
>>122211568
>>122211658
good riddance
someone pull the plug
the "squid is the only srg speedrunner" meme needs to die
it's not a dog or a plane. it isn't sponsored by doritos. it's not swampy. nobody words it.
>>122211469
someone else will come along. you won't even remember him in a month.
>>122211860
word
>>122211860
everybody drop me your hottest dogplane images
"/srg/ is a concept by which we measure our pain." - Anonymous
is there any way to view frame number in MPC?
>>122212298
nvm it shows you current if you hit navigate then go to
Why does no one talk about the fact that Rawrica is an absolute speed babe? Shes up there with Mayushii
>signed up for a 5k marathon
>haven't exercised in years
im speedrunning to my death bois wish me luck
>>122213128
>5k
>marathon
>>122212853
i prefer having sex with real girls over jerking to someone i'll never meet
>>122209107
I thought the red cup bullshit was just a distraction to what was really going on.
Like Obama taking mah guns.
>>122213554
3 miles is a long ways to exercise in america
****ATTENTION SRG***
Zfg is live
>>122213746
Demoon is already live with the better Zelda.
>"...one of the best crafted platform games..." - IGN
>"We are sure: Bugdom will be [a] hit" - MacMagazine
>"top notch" - iMacSidian
>"Bugdom is certainly [better than] the Nintendo 64 and PlayStation titles that it is similar to" - Inside Mac Games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hirppLy_BRE
>>122213128
>tfw I just finished my first 5k in32 minutes holy shit I'm so unfit it's fucking unreal nigga
>>122213746
I simply couldn't care less
someone do the stream thing
>>122213802
Yeah but he's 2 minutes behind
>>122214028
what do you wanna watch?
>>122214028
speedrun.tv/shotsfiredmarathon
>>122213987
post splits when you beat it
>>122214085
what are my options?
>>122214091
sick of speedrun marathons
>>122213903
word
Kirby Super Star is a great speedgame.
>>122214167
Sure, my progress is pretty sad though, couldn't run 90 seconds without needing a breather 2 months ago and now I'm still struggling to get a sub 30 minute 5k.
>>122214589
are you just fat or do you have breathing problems? i'm normal weight to underweight and i'm stuck with breathing issues due to asthma and a chest condition
>>122214736
Skinny and lanky but when I started I was breathing like a dipshit and was out of breathe instantly, as far as I know I don't have any issues though, I just never exercised much prior to the last few months.
>>122215037
My current daily workout regimen is putting a treadmill on high and running for thirty minutes straight. that's about all the time i have for exercise and it gets boring. im scared one of these days it will kill me because i end up on the floor gasping for air at the end
>>122215362
>it gets boring
Go running outside and listen to music then
>>122215362
Shouldn't you adjust to it over time and eventually not be gasping for breath?
>>122215362
at least you are able to run that long. i know i couldnt
tfw no speedbf to cuddle with
>>122215692
Trust me you can >>122214589 literally less than 3 months ago I didn't think I stood a chance of getting near a 5k, but it's way easier if you just go outside and try.
The Couch to 5k shit is a really good starting point, the 60 seconds jog - 90 walk - repeat shit gets you into it pretty easily.
>>122215575
its cold outside.
>>122215628
i hope so but my body is fucked
>>122215692
>at least you are able to run that long. i know i couldnt
is it a matter of perseverance or can you physically not do it?
glad to see that more people here are interested in getting fit. i wish you all the best
>>122215362
All you really need to do is keep your heart rate up, not go on max apeed for 30 minutes. Just go for runs outside.
>>122216004
>its cold outside.
Nigga I just went and ran in light rain and 8c temperature, throw an extra shirt on, you will be sweating by the end of it if you actually keep it up even if it's cold.
>>122216236
im autistic
someone will call me a faggot and throw bottles at me
>>122216364
where the fuck do you live
>>122216236
8C is nowhere near cold
>>122216410
bad neighborhood desu senpai
>>122216364
>I'm autistic
So am I, but it's 9pm here and already pitch black so I can go outside and run in peace.
fw fitting in as many runs as possible because hunting season starts soon and I don't want to be accidentally shot
>>122216493
I live in England, it's 8c + rain + wind. Obviously if you live in Canada or something it's not cold.
no one cares about your gay ass /fit/ fantasy stories, you fat NEETs. now OUT.
>>122216628
I hope I get shot. Might as well wear a deer costume on the run
>>122216004
i would get winded after 1 or 2 minutes. running is really intense cardio. you have to build up gradually to be able to run for prolonged periods, thats what couch-to-5k is for. personally i just ride my bike for cardio
>>122216628
low test male spotted
might as well order your estrogen pills now
Not relevant. OUT.
did rixer kill himself
>>122216236
>I just went and ran in light rain and 8c temperature
What a big tough man you must be.
>>122216890
meant for >>122216673
>>122216890
how is not wanting to be shot a sign of low test
most men who shoot themselves are the biggest pussies
>>122217079
I fucked up the reply lmao
>>122216987
Thanks m8 I'm trying hard to better myself, better than saying "it's cold" and not bothering.
>>122214091
Me after Studio
where's the "i slept with my boss" bulletpoint because i can't seem to find it.
How fast do you guys do 5k in?
someone post the list
>>122218016
>>122218084
http://pastebin.com/qK1Y7wkV
>>122218084
http://pastebin.com/aWYtUUTC
>>122216958
no he said he's fine one day after
actually streamed yesterday i think
>>122218016
Get the fuck out of here with this cancerous shit. Reminder that this is the 2nd time Ion is doing this.
>>122218151
thx :3
>>122218125
>Carl "No Whore Shall Suffer Word Gore" Sagan
Holy fuck. My jaw hurts. I can't stop laughing
post twitch chat classics
https://twitter.com/twitchchibi/status/664524022856724480
>>122218469
>>122218469
>>122218469
>>122218654
i remember that, jesus
all furries should burn to death
>>122218705
The FUNNIEST shit I've ever had happen to me on twitch was this absolute attentionwhore and dramaqueen call me out for whoring after attention on his stream.
A fucking streamer calling out others for supposedly whoring for attention. The IRONING
>>122218784
>>122218784
I have a bunch of screenshots of Chibi from the twitch partner Discord. Want me to dump?
>>122218961
based desu
>>122218469
>>122218469
Can we post hitbox classics too?
>>122218469
>>122219190
>>122219121
I'm gonna go ahead and dump anyway because its hilarious
>posting about twitch chats in a speedrun general
What's their story?
>>122218961
didn't that guy get banned for that?
>>122219190
Now this is rich. I don't even own a TV.
>>122219198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM
>>122219341
>>122219310
>>122218469
.
>>122219198
The irony when he got exposed for sexually abusing a tranny, fucking lol, made my life.
>>122219341
>>122218469
>>122219310
Damn cold af
>>122219328
goose is a kek
>>122219471
>>122218469
..
>>122219521
>>122219521
>sexually abusing
>hand down pants
kick em out of gdq
>>122219671
>>122219689
>jadin
>>122219917
>>122219871
>>122219917
>>122219881
fuck off project poster
everyone remembers how desperately you forced your shit meme
>>122219310
>>122219471
man i hope these two aren't related. i think i'd die of embarrassment for him.
speedjams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM_wS7qYfY
>>122220049
>jaleel white
i-isn't that urkle?
New THUG2 WR
>>122220049
Thats all I have thats worth posting
>>122220439
based pyatters
>>122220439
>>122220439
nice dude
can someone please give me some hot dickings
>>122220643
>>122220792
I am NOT that freakazoid.
>>122218705
>ctrl-f pie
>0 results
f this general
>>122220938
pieposters OUT
>>122221000
Sure, but why are you afraid of them?
>>122221000
word, trips confirm
>>122221087
because they'll never go extinct
>>122220186
https://youtu.be/5OvzoWttPDI
>>122220186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY-6C1rvrWw
i bet caracarn is a good lover
>>122220432
>srg.jpg
is dickoak okay tho
>>122221472
>>122221483
Wow, I didn't know that. What's it like?
>>122221413
You would lose to Narc in a fight?
how can i regain attention after losing a world record i spent years trying to obtain
>>122221669
probably. it's psychotic and would gauge my eyes out or something
>>122221725
damn, there was some dude who did something crazy for just such a reason quite recently but i can't quite remember his name or what it was he did, sorry bro
>>122221725
Get it back.
tfw just can't anymore.
Someone stream
>>122221725
get it back
I'm back lads
We'll always remember you buddy
>>122221190
the song finishes 2 minutes before the video ends. this is a true speedrunning song!
>>122218469
>>122222063
hooraystream
>>122222239
gay but i guess sometimes you just need a little taste
>dickoak may be dead
turn on the news fags
>>122223112
i hope god is this kind
>>122211762
Trihex's cute toothgap gives me life.
What is noobkillerroof's thoughts on the latest happening in France?
I hope you enjoyed my runs
http://www.twitch
.tv/narcissawright
live in a sec
>>122224201
This is legit sad to watch. I have good memories of watching him play zelda games every saturday. Now he's a lets player in a sub only chat with less than 300 viewers.
Who hurt you cosmo?
>>122224201
Jesus fuck, didn't see this coming.
>>122215770
die faggot
>>122221536
its pretty good mate
>>122224201
Cool, now I can actually fuck this faggot like i always wanted... in his literal boy pussy.
>>122224201
Look at it this way - he's doing the speedrunning community a service by keeping all the tranny shitters in one chat
desu I would lick the ass of any female speedrunner
Narci looks legit good today.
w2c that top?
So, do we know when Mr Shasta is reading donations at AGDQ?
pie's not going to agdq.... :(
>>122227048
nobody that matters is going
>>122227095
oh shit
new san andreas wr inc
>>122227561
muslims bombing/killing people in paris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>122227743
mossad*
>>122227818
oy vey! jews can't do wrong! they are a peaceful 'religion'!
>>122227596
We had a nice squidless thread, let's try to keep at it ok.
>>122228248
I chuckled
>>122228482
this post was squid: >>122222063
>runners that are afraid to look at their splits
Get some confidence or close your eyes and walk away nigga lmao
real talk jews are super annoying people especially the ones who are really into the whole lifestyle. every sentence they say has the word jew in it.
>>122229065
word
and you shouldn't need splits to know if you're doing well
>>122227649
inshallah brother squid
and what the fuck is a goy?
>>122229192
big goy
>>122229192
nothin u needa concern yaself with NEWBWAAAI
>>122229192
you
us
we are the goyim
slaves that exist solely to serve the jews
that's what it says in the talmud
>>122229132
>those faggots who instantly try to put people who use splits down
You're probably shit at your game so shut the fuck up.
>>122229192
if only there was some way to find that out
>>122229538
whoa there big guy i'm just saying
>>122207223
good enough for me.
>>122229490
oh well at least some of them are funny
>>122229192
>>122229192
>radical jews believe they are the chosen people of god
>radical islamist believe they are the chosen people of god
>christians to busy buying big macs and embracing contraceptives
new crusade coming
>>122229538
D*NG niqqa...
>>122229132
Man, if I had a dollar for every time a runner who said shit like that got a PB on what they thought was a bad run
>>122229065
ive never seen anyone actually do this
what kind of beta shitrunners do you watch?
>>122229771
#DefendEurope
>>122229925
Ive run into a few lately. For some reason they all popped up at the same time.
>>122229919
doesn't mean it isn't a bad run
I wonder if Cosmo made the decision to start his journey from here
Wish headcrab tripped off of a roof :/
>>122230489
tripped onto noobkillerroof
>>122230489
only if he landed on my cock
speedrunning
>>122230570
ouch desu
>>122230570
This is such a cumcrab post.
>>122230570
ntr...
