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https://www.tributeslides.com/tributes/show/3B99RGDBFT96X9B7
>Marathons:
NASA:
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
-http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
-https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
Not gonna lie, I've fantasized about kazooiegirl and bananas sucking my dick at the same time.
gender rolls
headcrab tell slayer you love him
>>122207019
>bananas
>>122207223
She's hotter now.
who /teamcosmo/ here?
I watched Cosmo's stream last night and it was kind of depressing.
>>122207720
MY FUCKING STARBUCKS CUP!! WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>122207720
You can speedrun Christian games.
>>122207927
Was he crying over cloud in smash?
going to stop posting and close this up in a couple of hours add memes
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Xib_CuwinRYe64ywRtfHWC97tkG_8aNe19yWjQn87EM/edit?pli=1#gid=0
>>122208279
>tfw games i like are on there and i didn't suggest anything
>>122208641
I could beat Bill up desu
>>122208871
ew what is that thing on the left
>>122208896
a misfortune
>>122209107
settle down croni
>>122208279
90% of that is just srg boys trying to shill their games
I thought the idea was that everyone picks up something new together
>>122210258
This is just the master-list, he's going to put up a vote after I think.
>>122208279
Wait, are you still taking game submissions or have you filtered the list already? Heavy on the platformers atm.
based svenne
>>122210657
Go to bed, Narcy
>>122210657
say that to my fucking face faggot
I'll bend you in half like a straw
>>122210734
You're a limp-wristed sissy boy
>>122210837
not sooner than me :[][][][]
why is it that twice a year someone tries to be the "hero of /srg/" and think they have some way to save it.
it's not going to work. you're wasting your time.
>>122210974
stfu whinefag /srg/ doesn't even need saving it just needs you to fuck off
>>122211101
fucking DESTROYED
>>122210974
>squid scared of anyone else getting a little attention
I hate what /srg/ has become
>>122210258
>>122210372
>>122210626
the doc is just for open suggestions, im going to randomly divide them into a series of strawpolls until we narrow down a game.
if it ends up being something that most of the participants already run we can re-vote on the finalists or whatever
>>122210974
>>122211101
i dont know for sure what ur reffing here lad
but i just want to do something fun
>>122211159
Stop fucking posting.
>>122211101
>>122211137
i will pay you both money if even one game gets played by more than two people.
>>122210974
I got Squid banned off twitch yesterday. I am the hero of /srg/
>>122211149
I hate you
>>122211174
>botpolls
fucking lol
pass me the bleach senpai
>>122211295
This man knows how to save /srg/
>>122211295
>banning one of our only speedrunners is saving srg
stream monsters OUT
hey guys I'm gonna speedrun portal
>>122211469
Squid...
has squid made a statement on if he is going to stream on hitbox or make a ban appeal on twitch?
>>122211568
it doesnt look like it
I just posted this picture. It being my measure of /srg/'s success makes me the Savior of /srg/
>>122211762
trihex is like a living uncanny valley
>>122211568
>>122211658
good riddance
someone pull the plug
the "squid is the only srg speedrunner" meme needs to die
it's not a dog or a plane. it isn't sponsored by doritos. it's not swampy. nobody words it.
>>122211469
someone else will come along. you won't even remember him in a month.
>>122211860
word
>>122211860
everybody drop me your hottest dogplane images
"/srg/ is a concept by which we measure our pain." - Anonymous
is there any way to view frame number in MPC?
>>122212298
nvm it shows you current if you hit navigate then go to
Why does no one talk about the fact that Rawrica is an absolute speed babe? Shes up there with Mayushii
>signed up for a 5k marathon
>haven't exercised in years
im speedrunning to my death bois wish me luck
>>122213128
>5k
>marathon
>>122212853
i prefer having sex with real girls over jerking to someone i'll never meet
>>122209107
I thought the red cup bullshit was just a distraction to what was really going on.
Like Obama taking mah guns.
>>122213554
3 miles is a long ways to exercise in america
****ATTENTION SRG***
Zfg is live
>>122213746
Demoon is already live with the better Zelda.
>"...one of the best crafted platform games..." - IGN
>"We are sure: Bugdom will be [a] hit" - MacMagazine
>"top notch" - iMacSidian
>"Bugdom is certainly [better than] the Nintendo 64 and PlayStation titles that it is similar to" - Inside Mac Games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hirppLy_BRE
>>122213128
>tfw I just finished my first 5k in32 minutes holy shit I'm so unfit it's fucking unreal nigga
>>122213746
I simply couldn't care less
someone do the stream thing
>>122213802
Yeah but he's 2 minutes behind
>>122214028
what do you wanna watch?
>>122214028
speedrun.tv/shotsfiredmarathon
>>122213987
post splits when you beat it
>>122214085
what are my options?
>>122214091
sick of speedrun marathons
>>122213903
word
Kirby Super Star is a great speedgame.
>>122214167
Sure, my progress is pretty sad though, couldn't run 90 seconds without needing a breather 2 months ago and now I'm still struggling to get a sub 30 minute 5k.
>>122214589
are you just fat or do you have breathing problems? i'm normal weight to underweight and i'm stuck with breathing issues due to asthma and a chest condition
>>122214736
Skinny and lanky but when I started I was breathing like a dipshit and was out of breathe instantly, as far as I know I don't have any issues though, I just never exercised much prior to the last few months.
>>122215037
My current daily workout regimen is putting a treadmill on high and running for thirty minutes straight. that's about all the time i have for exercise and it gets boring. im scared one of these days it will kill me because i end up on the floor gasping for air at the end
>>122215362
>it gets boring
Go running outside and listen to music then
>>122215362
Shouldn't you adjust to it over time and eventually not be gasping for breath?
>>122215362
at least you are able to run that long. i know i couldnt
tfw no speedbf to cuddle with
>>122215692
Trust me you can >>122214589 literally less than 3 months ago I didn't think I stood a chance of getting near a 5k, but it's way easier if you just go outside and try.
The Couch to 5k shit is a really good starting point, the 60 seconds jog - 90 walk - repeat shit gets you into it pretty easily.
>>122215575
its cold outside.
>>122215628
i hope so but my body is fucked
>>122215692
>at least you are able to run that long. i know i couldnt
is it a matter of perseverance or can you physically not do it?
glad to see that more people here are interested in getting fit. i wish you all the best
>>122215362
All you really need to do is keep your heart rate up, not go on max apeed for 30 minutes. Just go for runs outside.
>>122216004
>its cold outside.
Nigga I just went and ran in light rain and 8c temperature, throw an extra shirt on, you will be sweating by the end of it if you actually keep it up even if it's cold.
>>122216236
im autistic
someone will call me a faggot and throw bottles at me
>>122216364
where the fuck do you live
>>122216236
8C is nowhere near cold
>>122216410
bad neighborhood desu senpai
>>122216364
>I'm autistic
So am I, but it's 9pm here and already pitch black so I can go outside and run in peace.
fw fitting in as many runs as possible because hunting season starts soon and I don't want to be accidentally shot
>>122216493
I live in England, it's 8c + rain + wind. Obviously if you live in Canada or something it's not cold.
no one cares about your gay ass /fit/ fantasy stories, you fat NEETs. now OUT.
>>122216628
I hope I get shot. Might as well wear a deer costume on the run
>>122216004
i would get winded after 1 or 2 minutes. running is really intense cardio. you have to build up gradually to be able to run for prolonged periods, thats what couch-to-5k is for. personally i just ride my bike for cardio
>>122216628
low test male spotted
might as well order your estrogen pills now
Not relevant. OUT.
did rixer kill himself
>>122216236
>I just went and ran in light rain and 8c temperature
What a big tough man you must be.
>>122216890
meant for >>122216673
>>122216890
how is not wanting to be shot a sign of low test
most men who shoot themselves are the biggest pussies
>>122217079
I fucked up the reply lmao
>>122216987
Thanks m8 I'm trying hard to better myself, better than saying "it's cold" and not bothering.
>>122214091
Me after Studio
where's the "i slept with my boss" bulletpoint because i can't seem to find it.
How fast do you guys do 5k in?
someone post the list
>>122218084
http://pastebin.com/qK1Y7wkV
>>122218084
http://pastebin.com/aWYtUUTC
>>122216958
no he said he's fine one day after
actually streamed yesterday i think
>>122218016
Get the fuck out of here with this cancerous shit. Reminder that this is the 2nd time Ion is doing this.
>>122218151
thx :3
>>122218125
>Carl "No Whore Shall Suffer Word Gore" Sagan
Holy fuck. My jaw hurts. I can't stop laughing
post twitch chat classics
https://twitter.com/twitchchibi/status/664524022856724480
>>122218654
i remember that, jesus
all furries should burn to death
>>122218705
The FUNNIEST shit I've ever had happen to me on twitch was this absolute attentionwhore and dramaqueen call me out for whoring after attention on his stream.
A fucking streamer calling out others for supposedly whoring for attention. The IRONING
I have a bunch of screenshots of Chibi from the twitch partner Discord. Want me to dump?
>>122218961
based desu
>>122218469
Can we post hitbox classics too?
>>122219121
I'm gonna go ahead and dump anyway because its hilarious
>posting about twitch chats in a speedrun general
What's their story?
>>122218961
didn't that guy get banned for that?
>>122219190
Now this is rich. I don't even own a TV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM
>>122219198
The irony when he got exposed for sexually abusing a tranny, fucking lol, made my life.
>>122219310
Damn cold af
>>122219328
goose is a kek
>>122219521
>sexually abusing
>hand down pants
kick em out of gdq
>>122219689
>jadin
>>122219871
>>122219881
fuck off project poster
everyone remembers how desperately you forced your shit meme
>>122219310
>>122219471
man i hope these two aren't related. i think i'd die of embarrassment for him.
speedjams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM_wS7qYfY
>>122220049
>jaleel white
i-isn't that urkle?
New THUG2 WR
>>122220049
Thats all I have thats worth posting
>>122220439
based pyatters
>>122220439
nice dude
can someone please give me some hot dickings
>>122220643
>>122220792
I am NOT that freakazoid.
>ctrl-f pie
>0 results
f this general
>>122220938
pieposters OUT
>>122221000
Sure, but why are you afraid of them?
>>122221000
word, trips confirm
>>122221087
because they'll never go extinct
>>122220186
https://youtu.be/5OvzoWttPDI
>>122220186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY-6C1rvrWw
i bet caracarn is a good lover
>>122220432
>srg.jpg
is dickoak okay tho
>>122221472
>>122221483
Wow, I didn't know that. What's it like?
>>122221413
You would lose to Narc in a fight?
how can i regain attention after losing a world record i spent years trying to obtain
>>122221669
probably. it's psychotic and would gauge my eyes out or something
>>122221725
damn, there was some dude who did something crazy for just such a reason quite recently but i can't quite remember his name or what it was he did, sorry bro
>>122221725
Get it back.
tfw just can't anymore.
Someone stream
>>122221725
get it back
I'm back lads
We'll always remember you buddy
>>122221190
the song finishes 2 minutes before the video ends. this is a true speedrunning song!
>>122222063
hooraystream
>>122222239
gay but i guess sometimes you just need a little taste
>dickoak may be dead
turn on the news fags
>>122223112
i hope god is this kind
>>122211762
Trihex's cute toothgap gives me life.
What is noobkillerroof's thoughts on the latest happening in France?
I hope you enjoyed my runs
http://www.twitch
.tv/narcissawright
live in a sec
>>122224201
This is legit sad to watch. I have good memories of watching him play zelda games every saturday. Now he's a lets player in a sub only chat with less than 300 viewers.
Who hurt you cosmo?
>>122224201
Jesus fuck, didn't see this coming.
>>122215770
die faggot
>>122221536
its pretty good mate
>>122224201
Cool, now I can actually fuck this faggot like i always wanted... in his literal boy pussy.
>>122224201
Look at it this way - he's doing the speedrunning community a service by keeping all the tranny shitters in one chat
desu I would lick the ass of any female speedrunner
Narci looks legit good today.
w2c that top?
So, do we know when Mr Shasta is reading donations at AGDQ?
pie's not going to agdq.... :(
>>122227048
nobody that matters is going
>>122227095
oh shit
new san andreas wr inc
>>122227561
muslims bombing/killing people in paris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>122227743
mossad*
>>122227818
oy vey! jews can't do wrong! they are a peaceful 'religion'!
We had a nice squidless thread, let's try to keep at it ok.
>>122228248
I chuckled
>>122228482
this post was squid: >>122222063
>runners that are afraid to look at their splits
Get some confidence or close your eyes and walk away nigga lmao
real talk jews are super annoying people especially the ones who are really into the whole lifestyle. every sentence they say has the word jew in it.
>>122229065
word
and you shouldn't need splits to know if you're doing well
>>122227649
inshallah brother squid
and what the fuck is a goy?
>>122229192
big goy
>>122229192
nothin u needa concern yaself with NEWBWAAAI
>>122229192
you
us
we are the goyim
slaves that exist solely to serve the jews
that's what it says in the talmud
>>122229132
>those faggots who instantly try to put people who use splits down
You're probably shit at your game so shut the fuck up.
>>122229192
if only there was some way to find that out
>>122229538
whoa there big guy i'm just saying
>>122207223
good enough for me.
>>122229490
oh well at least some of them are funny
>>122229192
>>122229192
>radical jews believe they are the chosen people of god
>radical islamist believe they are the chosen people of god
>christians to busy buying big macs and embracing contraceptives
new crusade coming
>>122229538
D*NG niqqa...
>>122229132
Man, if I had a dollar for every time a runner who said shit like that got a PB on what they thought was a bad run
>>122229065
ive never seen anyone actually do this
what kind of beta shitrunners do you watch?
>>122229771
#DefendEurope
>>122229925
Ive run into a few lately. For some reason they all popped up at the same time.
>>122229919
doesn't mean it isn't a bad run
I wonder if Cosmo made the decision to start his journey from here
Wish headcrab tripped off of a roof :/
>>122230489
tripped onto noobkillerroof
>>122230489
only if he landed on my cock
speedrunning
>>122230570
ouch desu
>>122230570
This is such a cumcrab post.
>>122230570
ntr...
who even is headcrab
>>122231287
a speedrunner
>>122231347
>speedrunner
>>122231287
a pathetic being
>>122231347
no need to lie
>>122231347
lol
>>122231442
thats not headcrab, she has a big willy
>>122231287
a faggot
>>122231287
my bf
>>122222198
too soon desu
https://www.tributeslides.com/tributes/show/QDZJQ3CY4C9GXTSK
>>122231746
this is almost as hilarious as the time people tried to convince us pyatters had a big black cock
>>122231287
Dang, so many (You)'s. Thanks guys.
>>122232361
put more effort into your meme videos
is laml ok?
rank the following from purest to impurest:
splits
face cam
sub/donation/follower alerts
social media links
skype call
split graph
anime on stream
mic
controller cam
on screen inputs
pb video playing alongside run
>>122232201
die faggot
>>122232625
splits
mic
split graph
on screen inputs
controller cam
pb video playing alongside run
social media links
face cam
sub/donation/follower alerts
skype call
anime on stream
>>122232564
>12 year old raised on srg
>ever being okay
death would be the better option for him at this point
>>122232625
>Pure
Splits
Anime on Stream
>Meh
Split graph
Controller Cam
>Might be distracting
On Screen Inputs
PB Video playing alongside run
>Somewhat impure
Mic
>Cancer
Face Cam
Sub/Donation/Follower alerts
Social Media Links
Skype Call
>>122224559
Adrian keked him so hard he became a girl.
>>122232971
does that make adrian kind of based?
>>122232625
>pure
splits
on screen inputs
>im transitioning to be a fag
mic
>im a fag who thinks my game is hard
controller cam
split graph
pb video playing alongside run
>im just a fag
anime on stream
face cam
sub/donation/follower alerts
social media links
skype call
>>122233074
tharixer out
>>122232625
Im ok with:
splits
mic
pb video playing alongside run
split graph
on screen inputs
controller cam
anime pictures related to your speedgame on stream
Acceptable or bad depending on how you use it:
face cam
Pure cancer desu:
skype call
anime pictures unrelated to your speedgame on stream
sub/donation/follower alerts
social media links
>>122231075
>Nippon owner didn't censor "lads".
>>122232625
splits - pure, but don't have 'funny' split names
face cam - not pure, instant aidsmonster
sub/donation/follower alerts - not pure, instant aidsmonster
social media links - not pure, instant aidsmonster
skype call - not pure, instant aidsmonster
split graph - not pure, instant aidsmonster
anime on stream - not pure, instant aidsmonster
mic - this is very touchy, usually it's very aids but if you can no go full sperg over your mistakes and not say shit like "i cant play video games today XD" youre in the clear
controller cam - not pure, instant aidsmonster
on screen inputs - not pure, instant aidsmonster
pb video playing alongside run - not pure, instant aidsmonster
Where do you buy gender rolls? Are they online only?
>>122233468
ive got a gender roll for u....
>Cosmo transitions
>Link transitions
It's like poetry.
About to rip this fat joint wish me luck!
>>122233589
wtf give it back
>>122232817
gonna have to word this
>>122233567
everybody does dabs now idiot
>>122233567
>>122233827
Get the fuck out, degenerate faggots.
>you will never be a monster this loyal to your streamer
>>122234021
>no stream monster will ever be this loyal to you
>>122234021
i'd be more impressed if he was one of the hostages
>>122234021
yet this guy is probably a stupid marxist that oppose 'racism' and 'homophobia'
>>122234356
>tfw no CORE support for france
>>122234916
slayer stream
>>122234398
There's got to be a bunch of those types who died. I wonder if they changed their mind at the end.
/ / / IMPORTANT SPEEDNEWS \ \ \
zfg is not streaming
\ \ \ IMPORTANT SPEEDNEWS / / /
>>122235930
>we
such a pretty and elegant neck
>>122236359
>de giraffe
>>122236359
getting ready for the evolution
I miss cosmo
>>122236578
word
>>122236578
gonna have to word this desu
>>122236578
>>122236680
no you don't you're just being nostalgic
All the donation comments for AGDQ will be about France now
>>122236578
i really don't tbfh
>>122236902
France and Cosmeme
NKR was right desu
>>122237023
you think i would be wrong?
>>122237537
>people still going on about that shit
>>122237537
what a profound thing to say
who are >we watching?
aww shit
Have the hormones made Cosmo a better smash player?
>>122237859
I lose more respect for cfb every day that it's now in the negatives
>>122237635
>>122237859
>>122237795
>>122237537
>>122237958
This has nothing to do with speedrunning.
Remove yourselves.
>>122237416
More likely that they are feeling a wish that more of their own people died
People probably get pretty bad at games while taking hormones. Or at least, way worse than they would otherwise. It's actually something I thought about in the past due to Scarlett from Starcraft.
There's a reason no girls do well in games and a big part of it is drive/hormones.
>>122238048
Report them. Literally report Narcissa posters, they're not posting about speedrunning.
>>122238048
it took you 300 posts to realise this, and you realised it just after some posts you don't like! what a strange coincidence!
>>122238173
how autistic do you have to be to make a post like this
>>122238301
How does that change anything?
Just fuck off you fucking degenerate.
>>122238316
I don't care, I felt like it. Why do you get upset so easily over nothing?
>>122238473
You are the degenerate crying "but this is the speedrunning general" when somebody posts something you don't like in a thread that is 99% not speedrunning related
>>122238316
hes probably right though if you care about e-sports and shit like that
name literally one pro girl gamer
>>122238580
Maybe if you fucked off, we could have 98% speedrun related content.
Fuck off.
>>122238173
>>122238316
>>122238482
>>122238634
King of Science here,
Girls see colour better, guys see movement better
You're welcome,
Science
>>122238796
science? more like bigotry
So when are >we raising money to move all European speedrunners to a country where they don't risk getting blown up?
>>122239342
the fuck should we care?
>>122239342
that's the true purpose of nasa
>>122239342
I'm still not 100% convinced Europe actually exists
>>122239481
Because yuro speedrunners are the best
>>122239605
i say nuke em
bois
>>122238796
>Girls see colour better
Are you implying girls are inherently more racist?
Good bigotry you have there, buddy.
>>122239342
I lose sleep at night thinking how elgu is at risk of getting blown up :(
what really IS speedrunning when you get right down to it?
Seriously piss bottle boy? I know you're reading this.
>>122240929
are you seriously this much of a bitch that you have to resort to calling him out on an anonymous image board instead of on twitter?
>>122229721
the ones that aren't tho
>>122240929
just like autism is to blame for his twitter account
stop posting these
>>122241296
to be fair, he is legit autistic
>>122241401
lucky bastard
>>122241401
says who
>be out of the loop
>cosmo has become a fucking FAGLORD
w-what
>>122241562
HER name is narcissa
>>122241401
if he actually has autism i feel bad for all that shit his parents did to him now
dont freaking ruse me
>>122241595
He has OCD and pretends it's autism, fuck him.
>>122241687
he doesn't pretend it's autism, also do you even know what legitimate ocd is even like?
>>122241739
>"i watched monk"
>>122241739the way of the future
>>122241595
believe it or not, most autistic people don't go around telling everyone that they're autistic.
>>122241782
>"i like to keep my things organized, i totally have ocd!"
fuck the frogs desu senpai
>>122241850
fuck off, no one cares about your armchair psychology.
>>122241583
Cringe. Why can't he just talk normal? I don't care about him cross-dressing but he can at least talk normally. This just makes me sad.
Rookery drama on twitter right now
>>122241929
epic reply senpai
>>122241810not yet
>speed strat relies on what the enemy AI feels like doing
>>122241978
>the way of the future
>>122241818
not true actually
either way, i like pvtcb but honestly wondered if he knew how stupid he looks on social media sometimes
I don't care for Yarumasi or Nosraef.
>>122242548
and now they are gonna tweet about it
>>122242548
Literally who and who?
>>122242548
wording this
reminder that nobody cares about your opinions if you dwell and have a lot of them
>>122242685
the people involved with >>122241971
they're part of the incoming class and they fucking suck. bill? duke? no one?
>>122242548
>specifically naming the people that tweet about /srg/
10/10 post anon, gonna bait them out like fish in a barrel
have a nice weekend.
>>122242548
please add headcrab to this personal list
>>122241971
>>122242779
What exactly happened? I don't spend most of my day on twitter instead of speedrunning like the rest of this community.
>>122242685
word
>>122242927
leave my boyfriend alone...
>>122242998
13 year olds are having a fight over something then bringing it here
>>122242548
Wow epic opinion!!! So brave posting it to SRG, where both are praised and loved
heh so who here is ready to run some games!?
>>122243448
>speedrunning
but no I mean for real now, has anyone seen this man? he's been missing for over a year
>>122243551
His brain is in cryostasis while UraniumAnchor constructs a new robotic body so that Uyama can live forever.
>>122243448
for real though, i make speedrunning posts but they always get ignored.
>>122243551
>>122243647
it is plausible
>>122243653
what have you been speedrunning lately anon? ive been cycling through new games but i cant find anything i really want to spend time on.
>>122243964
run ff8 for us anon
>>122243964
boy and his blob, fun as fuck.
>>122244595
I'd bang
>>122244595
I was just about to post that. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>122244595
Someone wake me up from this dream already
>>122244595
>>122244595
this is some pyatters tier shit
>>122244595
why god
>>122244595
c-cosmo?
>>122244595
I'd wreck it's "girl" hole.
I speedrun Tetris Attack. It's very discouraging because it's basically just grinding until I'm lucky enough to get a good run.
>>122244894
narcissa
>trihex's retweets
threw up in my mouth jesus christ what is wrong with him
>>122244935
No. He's literally just taking pills and saying "hey guys I'm a girl now".
>>122244338
i actually considered it a while ago because of how easy it was to break casually but
>8 hours
>>122244427
we should stream monster for this guy instead
>>122244937
And I instantly lose all respect for him. You have to be a retarded SJW to be in denial that Muslims are not the ones behind this
>>122245196
sjws are so backwards
>its not muslims thats ignorant and youre jumping to conclusions!!
>o-ok but dont but these arent REAL muslims! theyre terrorists, it has nothing to do with being muslim!
>>122241949
dawg, you should have been on like 5 days ago when cosmo started streaming as a girl. she was talking in the most slimy snake charmer style forced "girl" voice i have ever heard.
unless you are a sub tho your ears will be spared.
this cosmo shit is fucking me so hard. i really want to stop thinking about it
is the dress picture from a stream today?
>>122245607
xhe's wearing it rn
cosmo's been streaming for hours everyday, living inside his hugbox
uh..
>>122246304
Looks like a typical tranny's thought process.
>>122246304
what does this have to do with speedrunning?
>>122246304
what a healthy environment for a depressed person!
>>122246420
if one of the founding fathers(now mother) of speedrunning is in trouble, it has a lot to do with speedrunning good sir.
>>122246420
we're researching the trans skip for the life low% run
>>122246304
>cosmo_in_a_year.jpg
is having a lisp part of being trans?
>>122246304
Why do these faggots pretend to have depression for attention? I've never felt the need to vent anything in a public space like that
>>122244595
MAKE IT STOP
MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP
IT ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE
ITISN'TFUNNYANYMOREITISN'TFUNNYANYMOREITISN'TFUNNYANYMOREITISN'TFUNNYANYMOREITISN'TFUNNYANYMOREITISN'TFUNNYANYMOREITISN'TFUNNYANYMORE
THIS HAS GONE TOO FUCKING FAR
THISHASGONETOOFUCKINGFARTHISHASGONETOOFUCKINGFARTHISHASGONETOOFUCKINGFARTHISHASGONETOOFUCKINGFARTHISHASGONETOOFUCKINGFARTHISHASGONETOOFUCKINGFAR
>>122246804
have you ever been active in a 'public' space like narcissa's chat
>>122246912
I've read it, a retarded hugbox doesn't help depression
>>122247013
it does temporarily if everyone is forced to think and react the same way
>>122246739
lisp where?
>>122244595
even if he were born a girl, does he not realize that isn't how girls act? fucking
>>122247195
Uh, what do you mean that isn't how girls act? Don't you think that's generalising JUST a bit? You're so problematic.
>>122247195
They don't want to act like literal girls. They just want to be cute because they've missed out on it. Especially Cosmo being like 26 or whatever.
>>122244595
>knee socks
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
who /transnigger/ here
>>122247376
FUCK why did you remind me this is a 26 year old man
>>122247592
Me
- Trihex
>mfw cosmo goes full barry
>>122247592
thats transNEGRO tyvm >_>
the cocoa butter and menthol therapies are going really well tho
>>122247618
He's pretty cute for being 26 and a speedrunner. I thought that before the transition too. Nose is kinda shitty and looks a little Adam Lanzaish but whatever.
>>122247915
>He's pretty cute
>>122247915
get the fuck out gayposter
post rare cosmos
>>122248272
fuck that post siglemics
>>122248520
fw there will never be a speedrunning renaissance
fw stuck in the dark ages forever
>>122248502
ok for real though how did cosmo get with that qt
>that guy that has been constantly posting his siglemic fap folder lately
what's his story?
>>122248902
>Where Are They Now?
>>122248845
haha remember when pretending to do gay shit was just an innocent joke?
>>122248984
a closer look
>>122248901
she was a stream monster who he befriended then dated
she wouldn't fuck him so they broke up
she wrote like an entire blog about it
Who here has never done a speedrun before?
Why?
>>122244595
oh no he's gonna be one of those hot topic mary poppins trannies its worse than i thought
>misskaddykins wearing leggings on stream
>bends over and has a fat ass
damn son
>>122249146
Yes this is how story goes. Exactly like this.
>>122249245
even then you lose
>>122249349
did doak get blown up by muslims?
>>122238634
to be fair, it's only recently that gaming has even gone mainstream/become socially acceptable at all in general, so there's way more guys playing vidyas
before that the general perception of games is virgin loser nerd hobby for guys only
>>122249136
honestly the part i don't understand is why cosmo named himself narcissa
he had one chance to redo the retarded name his parents gave him and he chose an even worse one
>>122249349
so he's dead right?
fw no britannymoore gf
>>122249282
He was trained by the best.
>>122249432
we heard explosions through mumble
>>122249501
just gotta go for it
>>122249472
not really that recent at this point
even playing shit like lel of legends ive never seen a girl get past diamond 5 by herself
>>122249506
she was such a cute boy
>>122249508
excellent
>>122249626
girls/women tend to multi-task and do a bunch of shit all the time, whereas men settle in and get focused on one thing at a time. Plus autism equals gamer
>>122249614
What is this from? I see it all the time
>>122238634
aphrodite
>>122249767
>do a bunch of shit all the time
Girl past-time in a nutshell.
>>122249793
thirsty thursday
>>122249793
this newboi wasnt here for thirsty thursdayher friend was fucking hot
>>122249839
>In January 2012, Aphrodite unsuccessfully attempted to qualify for 2012 GSL Season 1 Code A, citing her nervousness as the reason why she wasn't able to play at her best.[2] A few days later, she competed in a female-only online tournament, the NESL Iron Lady Champion Cup #6, which she eventually won.
not really a bad mention though i am still genuinely surprised
>>122249993
Good for her.
<%valeriehalla> some effects you can notice within a few weeks to a month, possibly including: diminished libido, softer skin, less sweating, nipple sensitivity
http://pastebin.com/jAgAkEpX
>>122250205
>>122249993
p good tbqh
>>122250254
>nipple sensitivity
Aren't they sensitive regardless of gender?
>>122250321
you got gyneco, bro
>>122238634
Eloise from Hearthstone
post that pastebin
you know the one
>>122238634
Remelia
>Narcissa
>>122250404
http://pastebin.com/cpr1PWNh
>>122250407
>yuno
>>122250404
http://pastebin.com/nL0wVSx1
>>122250381
>>122250407
>hearthstone
>another gayboy
well memed guys
No one said that KungFuFruitCup was live?
>>122250924
why would you watch kfc during non-marathon season
>>122250924
you're the only thirsty beta here squid
>cfb defending shitskins on twitter
\* UNIMPORTANT SPEED NEWS */
fucking no one is streaming
\* UNIMPORTANT SPEED NEWS */
>>122251141
want me to stream some REmake for you senpai
>>122251167
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SxxBpzVdQx
>>122251113
actually the entire reason i tweeted that was because of the line in the article specifically pointing out that the french president was condemning the attacks but keep the tinfoil hat nice and tight there /pol/ and just unfollow me on twitter instead of shitting up a video game speedrunning thread
m_
IS
LIVE
>>122251195
go ahead my man
>>122251219
baited for this exact response
>>122251273
that's pretty impressive m8 nicely done
>>122251195
please >~<
>>122251240
more like meme_
>>122251219
>>122251273
just can't stop
>>122251219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU2mn_S0kls
kek senpai desu
>>122251219
imagine being cfb and writing a serious reply to a shitpost. absolutely embarrassing senpai get out
imagine pretending to be me
>>122251430
I have too much hair for that
>>122251430
who is me?
>>122251510
fucking hell what am i doing with my life
why does speedrunning feel so meaningless all of the sudden
>mfw no jackafur stream
>>122251595
more important question, why did it ever not?
speedrunning will be considered a skill one day
>>122251789
lmao
a couple years from now speedrunning will be a lost art thanks to the stream monster menace
>>122251865
>a couple years
slayer stream me to sleep
do you think china will carry on the speedrunning tradition after the west collapses?
>>122251957
i mean there will literally be no speedrunners left, not even zfg
its already happening but i think zfg can endure for a while longer
>>122251994
well they already have the iques ready
>>122251998
>zfg can endure
how old is he?
>>122251998
no. there will always be speedrunners. as for people who think it's going to provide a future for them well, lmao.
Imagine zfg learning a trade skill
>>122251994
from my experience with chinese in online gaming they have a culture of cheating
like 80% of them are cool with using aimbots, wallhacks, and other cheats to win. you can go on chinese streaming sites and catch them doing this shit
you wouldn't want that culture to get into speedrunning
fw genuinely worried for cosme
i'm scared that he's legit entered the suicide-tier of trannies
>>122252275
thats runnerguy
minus the grease
>>122250275
Krusty the Clown
=== Important Speed Poll ===
http://strawpoll.me/6000850
http://strawpoll.me/6000850
http://strawpoll.me/6000850
>>122251661
I miss angry Jackafur grinding for 54 in Mischief Makers
>>122250924
thanks for letting me know, I'm poppin' in rn
jk I'm watching Caleb, it's legit comfy and it feels like I'm hanging out with friends ;_;
>>122251957
he looks like a gayer Robert Smith on meth
http://www.twitch.
tv/moltov/v/25649025
when did moltov become a spooky skeleton?
>>122252745
>>122252810
reminder that moltov is the only one pushing the best oot category now that marco went to that soccer game and died to mudslimes.
>>122252745
im skinny like this and it makes me want to lift
If /srg/ were changed to "Stream Monster General" what would the acronym be?
>>122253098
baka
>>122253098
/shit/
>>122253098
>changed
>>122253098
semg
KungFuFruitCup looks so homely right now
I've never been more turned on in my life, if only she had a Minnesoota accent and was a hardcore Christian
Goddamn I'm hard
Now that the last /srg/ is upon us, can we get a brief run-down of where everyone ended up from 2013 to now?
>>122253092
word
>>122244595
another day
another pic
>>122253892
>>122253573
umm.. we havent even done the speedrun competition yet??
>>122253929
filthy ass hairy ass gay ass niqqa
fuck ass niqqa
>>122254002
and nothing of value was lost
>>122254002
now who will run memegames for upwards of 5 hours?!?!?!?!?
>>122254002
instead of srg6 there should just be another GWP. It's more epic and cringeworthy than srgms, and it actually runs a LOT smoother.
This GWP was mad impressive in terms of runs and meme density, think I'm gonna watch a VOD with rechat right now to be honest with you familia
i wonder how many speedrunners are just trying to hold on to some perverse manchild fantasy
>>122254157
there were not enough memes this year
probably why they got banned if im being frank
>>122254206
the dream is over
why do you close your eyes when we make love?
>zoast
>plays one of the most demanding speed games with a proven track record of breaking people
>is a normal guy with a normal job
How is this possible?
>>122254378
because you're kind of ugly
>>122254434
being a sperglord is actually bad for speedrunning because it means you're emotionally unstable
>>122254434
>people who can function in society are better than people who can't
shocking
>>122254434
he's putting on a lot of weight
>>122254378
i feel awkward fucking with my eyes open
>>122254563
yeah I bet it's awkward looking another dude in the face
night night /srg/
>>122254727
don't let the snug bugs bite :3c
>>122254434
hes not desperately trying to get a world record because everything else in his life sucks so speedrunning is probably pretty fun for him
hey guys, what have I missed?
How can we save speedrunning?
>>122256545
it's beyond help
>>122256632
ironic or not, aint no niggas need to be takin no photos like this smdh
>>122256545
By staying true to the life of speed and not turning into a degenerate.
>>122256545
big name speedrunning is dead
/srg/ is dead
but the literal whos that speedrun are still going strong
support them
>>122256794
Word
>>122256794
fw cant support literal whos because dont know their names
>>122257157
tfw am a literal who but cant namedrop myself because then im selling out
did anyone say that cosmo is turtley enough to join the turtle club yet
if not i'll say it
hey is discord ded yet?
>>122242895
end it malos
>>122249346
Why didn't you get a screencap?
>>122257887
im not sharing it with you fags. there's a camel toe too if you look hard enough
>>122257967
what a gayboy
>>122249346
>watching misskaddykins
>ever
>>122254434
Because everyone has a fuck load of free time no matter what, people who act like work is the reason they suck are making excuses. There is no excuse for being shit.
>>122257967
Share it you fucking faggot.
>>122256794
i have never worded anything this hard in my life
>>122257250
word
>>122257157
Look harder senpai. There's some sites in the op that can help you!
"Followed games" on twitch has helped me find so many runners. Hosts do as well.
Shy newboi relief form:
http://goo
.gl/forms/nGUXBxPVYg
This is for the speedrun.tv team thing. You will go through a RIGOROUS screening process. Acceptance may be delayed if you are extremely new (no streams) or the submission seems sketchy.
>>122258814
Don't let anyone on who is clearly Reddit or a massive faggot.
>>122258814
sent ;)
>>122258814
Don't let anyone on who has a donation link either.
>>122258905
i won't.. there are some people who i should probably remove though from the current list
>>122259043 ^
going to bedish now put it in next op or whenever new shyboi shows up
>>122259183
looks like an accept to me
>>122258814
do i have to submit if i'm already on the speedrun.tv list?
>>122258814
Who are you doe?
>>122259526
just submit newboi
>>122259354
as much as i love pie, pic related
>>122259421
no but i'll probably prune it soon there's some reddit cancer growing on it (like this rookery hogwash)
>>122259526
"Anonymous"
>>122259597
hey, cut him some slack and make a pack
>>122259597
Make extra sure that no one from the reddit marathon gets on.
>>122259803
he definitely is asking for a packing if you know what i meme
>>122259597
>I love Pie
All respect lost.
>>122259803
Kill yourself.
>>122260026
if i kill myself, ill miss the next pie stream though
pieposters OUT
>>122259803
>>122260005
maybe if he were cobbleror a likeable person
>>122259950
yea, some people don't even seem old enough to browse this site who i think are among us(looking at you you-know-who-you-are-twitter-man)
>>122260163
pie's our boi tho
Cronkey Kong
>>122260223
Am I twitter man? If so my submission was a joke obviously im not getting in lol
>>122258814
Im too shy lol
Someone submit me please. You know who I am.
list of srg who are 25+
goose
bene
me
who else?
>>122260791
Im 25 next month.
>>122260791
I'm 25 in like a week
>>122260791
me (the person who made this post)
>>122260436
no, i think you're over 18? either way cool it with the try-hard attitude and lurk more
>>122260791
>>122261621
Reminder that Reddit never changes and should never be given a second chance. See: Hexade and Yaru
>>122261868
reddit is based though?
>>122261868
hexade got a little better didn't he? i've just seen him doing sonic heroes runs
>>122261953
Still Reddit and doesn't even speedrun
>>122262046
>Still Reddit
i don't know much about reddit but i can't find his profile
i saw him doing heroes like less than 2 weeks ago too
>>122242548
Nosraef is our boi
but srg is literally reddit
>>122257250
Trihex, we all know you browse.
>>122262352
He definitely had one because he came from there.
>>122262483
I can't think of anyone who is less of our boi than a stream monster who posts about /srg/ on Twitter.
>>122262619
who /loves trihex as a person but can't watch his stream/ here?
>>122262965
but he deleted it.. anyway i'm going to bed last post in this thread
>>122262974
Just do both, but mute his chat and come here if you wanna read actual shitposting, and not just meme garbage "attempting" to shitpost or bait.
>>122263207
Once a Redditor always a Redditor.
speedrunning is over
...or is it?
yes it is...
unless...
>Narcissa
>>122264636
Disgusting famalam
>Narcissa
I'm gonna speedrun life
>>122206828
turtle turtle
>>122248272
>>122252517
he's still angry. he's just mad at SJWs now.
>>122251661
same
>>122219190
>you should be willing to pay for a free alternative to a service you arent willing to pay for
>mfw controllerhead replaces cook
>>122268764
no one can replace sj's fiance
>witwix and trihex never host each other
hmmm..
Goose is on fucking tilt, shit..
Splatoon roastin' this nigga..
Damn..
ahhhh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04Wj7armehz
>>122271956
oh my FUCKING god dude
>>122271956
>getting this mad over a game for children
daily reminder that svenne was right about srl
Honestly shots fired was a really dope marathon
>>122271956
>Nintendo are a bunch of fucking losers, they can't even make a proper game
He raises some valid points
>>122271956
>didn't you watch me all summer long when I was the best
kek, goose is a cuk, probably wasn't even top 10. not that your rank matters in shit nintoddler lolicon b8
>>122260791
I'm 25 5 years from today
>>122272339
nah most shooters are shit tier speedgames
>>122273994
what games do you run you dumb bitch
>>122272339
CE was a good run, but can't say the same for other ones.
Free ~0.5s. Don't know why I never looked into this before.
>>122276806
based
grindxmonkey should take notes on what a real speedrunner does
>>122241562
>our queen cosmo
>"becoming" a fag
Welcome to speedrunning, youtubekid.
T H E M O N T H
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>>122278130
>>122278201
hahah nice dawg! what a throwback meme!
>>122278130
>>122278201
hahah thanks for the keks anon
>>122278130
>>122278201
B A S E D
A B D E S
S A B D E
E S A B D
D E S A B
>>122278130
>>122278201
samefag
report filter and move on people
>>122278130
>>122278201
>>122278735
really fuckin pisses me off that people are delegitimizing pie's actual fanbase in this community by claiming all those posts are the doing of a single mysterious "y_" person.
like fucking really?
>>122278130
>>122278201
fw no epic ________pie stream today OR yesterday
>>122278130
>>122278201
anyone see thursday's stream? i was literally on the edge of my seat, eyes popping out of their sockets glued to the fucking monitor it was so comfy
>>122278130
>>122278201
the weekend may be only two days long but atleast there's mario maker monday to help ease the transition into the weekday
>>122278130
>>122278201
hahah ________pie always comes up with the wackiest shit to speedrun, like 5 golden pigs!
>>122278130
>>122278201
________pie's lowlevel WR proved to me that all i need to help dig myself out of the IRL rut im in is skill and determination. for that i hvae no choice but to thank him
>>122278130
>>122278201
shoutouts to ________pie for bringing me into the speedrunning community! its been so much fun meeting all the new people in it
>>122278130
>>122278201
fw newfags will never be able to figure out who we're referencing when we use ________pie
YO
>>122279093
>>122279194
>>122279298
>>122279389
>>122279491
>>122279572
total fucking samefag
>>122279667
>>122278735
why can't you people fucking listen to what >>122278869 said? its seriously fucking pathetic how much you failures are projecting here to be honest
>>122279767
because pie is a fucking hack and nothing will ever change that
i used to be one of his regular viewers in 2013 but /srg/ made me see the light
>>122278130
>>122278201
wording this
>>122278130
>>122278201
is this some kind of meme i missed out on or something
>>122278130
>>122278201
fuck why didn't anyone remind me earlier this month? its already the 14th for fucks sake..
>>122278130
>>122278201
amen to that fellow speedster *raises fist in solidarity*
>>122278130
>>122278201
anyone know why he couldn't stream yesterday? really bummed me out :/
>>122278130
>>122278201
soooo looking forward to next thursday, how bout you my fellow sergians?
>>122278130
>>122278201
_________.net has honestly been the greatest resource for me to help set up my stream. now to find some games to speedrunbetter watch out for your WRs !!
>>122280510
but how can pie teach you to get a WR if he cant get a WR himself??
>>122280547
pie l i t e r a l l y has the WR in lowlevel% you fucking clueless outsider
go back to /veddit/ where you came from
YOOOOOO
>>122280636
you fuckin tell him my fellow ________pie patriot!
this is some of the worst low effort shitposting I've ever seen
apply yourself
>>122278130
>>122278201
can someone please fill me in on whats going on? im new here sry o_o
>>122280869
lurk moar
i want to die
>>122280998
who doesnt
>>122278130
>>122278201
>>122280075
wait im a bit confused. did the MoM just start today and proceed for the next 30 days, or just it does align with the month of november (the month at the time that the MoM post got posted)
>>122280869
i want to fuck you
y_ and ntr need to be bullied out if srg is to be saved
can't even post the "all me" reply chain cause its too long lads
you'll have to trust me on this one fellow sergians
reminder to speedrun rock of ages
>>122281197
O_O
>>122276894
get out pathetic poster
>you have to post every single time save you find in the thread for recognition
Rofl, it's just a normal part of speedrunning, it happens all the time. Silly stream monsters.
>>122281995
what the FUCK are you talking about?
hella ded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff9VIgEMidA
>>122284459
slayer stream
>>122285143
dude nice
>>122285143
sick strat. GJ
>Saturday evening
>no one streaming
baka desu senpai
i split the games from the suggestion doc into polls. vote if you're still interested.
http://strawpoll.me/6004268
http://strawpoll.me/6004286
http://strawpoll.me/6004296
http://strawpoll.me/6004304
i should have used something like s3kr.it/gauntlet.html to generate games but im a big dumb idiot and didnt think of it
>>122289047
>9:41am
>evening
uhhhh?
>>122289438
but it's 12:43.....
>>122289528
>12:43pm
>evening
uhhhh?
>>122289204
Descent 2 is in both Group 3 and 4, m80.
>>122289438
It's 6:44 PM...
>>122289620
>PM
new squid
>>122290170
>>122290170
>>122290170
>>122289647
ok guys nobody vote for descent in the fourth poll :^)
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