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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
anime is shit
i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE memes
I want c9 to drop shroud so that he can join a good team.
and I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
one of my friends said 2 of the top 10 cs teams are from league, what teams was he talking about? i can't tell.
>>122064949
fnatic
tsm
>>122065138
fnatic is cs and tsm is league yes, but whtas the second?
>>122065184
tsm
fnatic
>>122065184
NiP
>>122065240
literally just googled it, and i didnt see no evidence of fnatic being a league org. can you provide some so i can end this arguement?
>>122065280
go away
>>122065345
fnatic and tsm
C9 should drop Skadoodle..
I hate him
he sucks
he drags them down
he bottom frags like every game
shitty awper
like ffs
>>122065525
Skadoodle is NUTTY
>>122065409
issa???
>>122065409
what the fuck is that
>make Masters easily in Starcraft
>Struggle to make GE
gotards??????
>>122065409
wait
don't tell me that is cosmo the speed runner man
he is a girl now
?
>>122065736
>been playing for 2 years now
>800 hours and complete trash
I will never leave supreme. Had a lucky streak and got promoted to global, but that happened in a game I got 8 frags in 28 rounds.
>>122065882
>cosmo
stop deadnaming her you shitlord
>man
>he
god... i can't even... how can people be this backward in fucking TWO THOUSAND and FIFTEEN?
>>122065629
HHAHAHAHA! Issa is insane m8 started spotting off shit about rap
>>122065409
>>122066510
wat
good thread so far
>>122065409
>>122066434
Did he actually go trans or are you just shitposting? I haven't been paying attention to speedrunners in a while...
>>122067186
yeah
if you watch his stream you will laugh
oh my fucking god the voice he puts on
hahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHA
and his chat
jesus his chat
lmfao
>>122067368
>have to subscribe to watch past videos
welp. Anyways with the fingernails and everything it doesn't really surprise me
>>122067186
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/661647684856627200
it's been the hot meme over at /srg/ ever since
>>122067592
>narcissa
what a faggot
>he doesnt have an entire souvenir loadout
love this awp, the snowflake foil is right on the scope
>>122066726
hes mentally ill
he thinks he used to be some hard thug or some shit little white retard
>>122067368
>>122067592
>narcissa
Stunning and brave
What happened to adrian then? Is she still around?
>>122067186
hey questoins
if my roommate is trans how do i adresshimn? him or her? idk :( i really like him and i dont want to be a dick and i dont want to out him infrfont of other ppl
>>122067971
Dude I don't know, I live in a country where people don't seem to be retarded
>>122068067
i wish i did too but i like this guy as a friend and i dont want to be mean to him i hope u understand
>/csgog/ are just as transphobic as /srg/
Well so much for this game & thread.
>>122067971
just ask him what his preferred pronoun is. congrats, you're now a SJWkek
>>122068221
its her, but i dont want 2 be a sjw i hope u see my problem :(
>>122068304
just address them by xer name
>>122068195
I dunno, just use their name then. Unless they've changed name, in which case tell them to not get pissy cause you're used to calling them by their old one so you'll probably screw it up for a while?
>>122067971
call them by their name
>>122068210
This. People making fun of missharvey and calling her vile names like "miss piggy" was always disgusting and I had to leave when those misogynists started to spam their shit, but this is the last straw for me. I think I'm done with /csgog/ forever.
>>122068210
kys
ded general
why don't we just move to r/globaloffensive?
I reached 475 keys i began with 32
Wat do now?
>>122070413
Waste it all, nigga.
>>122071194
no thanks
>https://twitter.com/pythCS/status/664690624273260544
hltv confirmed
>tfw friends invite you to play and you have a shitty game
>>122071761
B A S E D
Why do all pros use 60 hz screens?
Was it just a meme for me to spend 4k dollars on a 144 hz screen?
>no one watches drop on cobblestone
>finally one guy is watching it
>one enemy dies and he rotates off drop
>weetbix for dinner
>>122065409
I knew that loser was a fag, no real man paints his fingernails
>one dude keeps lurking A while we take B on cobblestone every game
fucking idiot
how does it feel to know your game will always be inferior to quake?
>>122074173
>implying you've even ever played quake
quake is the better game but i can tell you're just trying to stir shit up without knowing what you're talking about
>>122074173
>>122074450
I have played Quake. Pretty stupid to compare them desu. It is like saying.
How do you feel that CSGO will always be inferior to starcraft?
Completely different games
>>122069307
>>122068210
What did you expect? Please leave this website and never come back.
no, i'm not a loser.
i'll see you in hell
im a pro at ps2. im better than all of you guys here.
You say you never done this before and that's cool and all but i want you to try this with me.
>>122074450
quake isnt a better game, people just meme this to feel superior
nobody plays quake and quake died in its prime, all quake reboots have failed despite losers saying quake is better because its not actually better and nobody actually plays it despite what they say
I stopped playing this game after NiP won the major, I was MGE back then. I started it up now, played a bit of DM and played 3 games of comp. Got DMG right away and got promoted to LE on the third game. What the hell happened? Why is everybody so shit now?
tfw you will never become a star child from 2001
>>122076291
valve changed the ranks, silver no longer exists unless youre actively griefing/deranking
nova 1 is the new lowest rank
old dmg is new ge
>>122064610
Pleb thread desu senpai
Shit thread, shit site. I'm going back to Reddit.
>>122076914
>only now realizing how bad csgog is
no reason to be here if theres no game on
We live this shit
give a fuck about ya life style give a fuck about ya motha fucking lyfe style
i will explian 2001 to anyone who asks
posts steam id
who /nostalgia/ right now?
remember this 1.5 movie?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYT14fEF8Y8
>>122077923
neck yourself
>>122077968
feel the power lad
>>122077923
I remember every videogame video starting with that song for like 5 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMz7-7SGlo
>>122077998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwhjqdSPw5g
>>122078245
>low t simulator mix 2015
>ESL/ESEA has finalized the purchase of dreamhack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp069Y_P-9M
hi guys :3
>>122078489
nice now the based cumslut pansy can cast every major
http://www.mtg.com/press-releases/mtg-acquires-dreamhack/
>>122078584
what does this mean
>>122079208
smoke some weed
moe is a meme player
>>122079208
it means no more dreamhack, just esl esea
desu kill me i never want to go to a esea dreamhack
pone ftw
shit game
dead thread
cancer community
>italy is balanced
>>122081273
it is, most people dont know how to play it including you evidently
>>122081306
>win
>y-you don't know the map~!
>>122081306
How do you play Italy as CT?
>>122068304
>it's her, but <irrelevant stuff about your feelings>
hope this helps
>>122081374
mid control, the cts have better positions to control mid
push up most through mid and use 1-2 players on the far sides of the map to get crossfires, and then to defend the extraction once the two sides pass each other and the ts go for lower map control
mid gives you access to smoke off the main chokes and then push into the hostage areas
you should be basically ignoring apartments, that route is actually for the terrorists to push the cts and not the other way around
>>122081701
nys
>>122082680
nys
Expend vs InsidG?
>drop an 11 bomb
>we still lose
umm gotards??
>>122083826
freaking hackers dude
>>122083826
u lost the game for ur team idiot -_-
dead?
>>122084683
nys
shroud is working hard to help his team start winning again ^_^
>>122084802
he has a life u no leave him alone
>you will never clutch a 1v5 then with a smug look on your face, raise both hands to your side to be met your joyous teammates
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
i am tier 1 pro player
me no so good english
me watch anime
ama (ask me anything)
>>122086043
Quality post, anon. It's really funny when you post this. Everyone laughs at it.
>>122086043
You mean
>be bad
>download cheats
>be still bad
>win
>>122086418
that is what I meant yes, fucking idiot kill yourself
>>122086314
Thanks, I'll keep it up then
>>122086449
nys cheating anime sissy fuckboy
>>122086586
>sissy fuckboy
o-oh wow
>>122086043
>all my friends hate anime
>all of them are somewhere around dual ak's
>i like anime
>supreme
>>122065409
"cute boy"
is this the power of anime?
>>122086043
>be bad
>drink coffee
>be good
>only while the caffeine has effect
otherwise i'm as slow as an elephant
>>122087084
>be average
>get no sleep
>be good
MVP and win every game after 2 days of no sleep, then once I'd finally slept I just played average. Wtf.
inb4 nice blog
>>122086461
too much colour
can penta upset g2/navi today?
>be DMG
>enemy team brags about how they have global smurf carrying them
>that global disconnects after few rounds
>rest 4 all are sub 10 kills after the game ends
>>122088874
just put an ICB on penta
>>122091892
>>122086586
tfw no sissy trans roommate to lead on and fuck while im drunk
what is life
>>122076249
quake is objectively a better competitive fps in every gameplay aspect
too bad it doesnt have matchmaking with shiny ranks
also normies dont like playing with "stupid space laser guns lol xD"
>>122093139
HOW DO I
GET
1633 XP A DAY
FOR 2015 SERVICE STAR
>>122094415
16 games of top fragging deathmatches without weekly boost.
Alternatively 4 Games of MM
>>122094619
Do you really get 100+ xp in deathmatch even without multiplier?
>>122094925
Yes, if you topfrag every time that is.
Sometimes you might end up only getting like 97 points so let's say 16-18 games.
@issashine_'s tweets are protected
>https://twitter.com/G2foxgringo/status/664827153712812033
I almost want to make a twitter account
csgo needs an RTZ
>>122073536
yea that was my thoughts honestly
but he had a gf before this lmao
>>122064897
>match history all draws or wins
LE here I cum uaaah :-D
just had emilio on my team guys im famous
>>122095812
>rain nudes
>>122086461
Why is Faceit and the rest of the matchmaking services so shit? I understand the unknown ones not having enough of a player pool but Faceit is pretty popular now. Their website is atrocious, their subscription fees a ripoff and the ladders pointless. Why can't they put some effort into developing something decent that doesn't treat low level players like trash.
we can all agree that g2 are our boys right?
>>122069307
Cya tomorrow faggot
>>122068210
>>122069307
back to /r/transpassing
>>122098338
No.
Just Rain.
>>122081374
1 diggety 1 arch 1 pit 2 b
Ez wins senpai
why is it so dead in here?
>>122099381
we're all playing fallout
Fnatic or Navi?
Is MM down for anyone else?
http://fnatic.com/content/96547/fnatic-cs-go-lineup-changes
-pronax
+dennis
IT'S STARTING BOYSSS
why am I here
+aizy to G2
dignitas and NiP on suicide watch
>>122100215
cause you're a boring uninteresting person
>-pronax
>+dennis
>-dennis
>+aizy
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>122100180
>>122100347
>its real
aizy was the best dignitas, there goes the team
gotta be -krimz + gtr
Rain will go to NIP
Friberg will retire since no one wants that shitter
>>122097098
is this what a trans jw would look like?
>>122100665
No one can hold a bombsite like Krimz. If anything, JW should be the one out of Fnatic.
Dennis is a fucking beast and should do great in Fnatic. Shame about G2, but aizy is pretty good as well.
>>122100938
krimz doesnt want to play tho
>>122100863
Friberg doesn't want to retire. He will be the "star" of a Tier 2 Swedish team. Maybe he will end up with Twist, Delpan and co.
>>122100985
He was losing motivation, but maybe this rooster change will spark something in him. LGB reunited and it feels so good.
Buy pronax stickers. BUY THEM NOW
>>122101116
>investing in stickers
SWEDISH SHUFFLE IS HAPPENING!
I TAKE A 3 HOUR SHOWER AND SHIT GOES DOWN. VA FAN.
Watch NA try to stay relevant with another shuffle after IEM or something
>>122101116
I already spent all my wallet on NiP ones. FUCK YOU ALLU
RIP QT PROLLE.
Aizy's G2 debut in 4min with BaBam casting.
>>122101213
>A 3 HOUR SHOWER
>>122101484
There's a shuffle every month in NA, nothing out of the extraordinary
so who's gonna call for our boys fnatic now?
flusha?
>>122101706
pronax gonna call as coach
>>122101706
flusha IGL, vuggo coach
>>122101760
pronax taking a break from video games apparently
>>122101706
>with Robin "flusha" Rönnquist taking over as ingame leader.
http://www.hltv.org/news/16361-fnatic-sign-dennis-pronax-out
Best mouse for claw/palm? g400s?
>>122101705
>masturbate
>shower
>bathe
>shower
>bathe/nap
I like to stay clean.
>>122101706
Flusha, but it will probably be Dennis in a few weeks. Flusha doesn't like calling.
>>122102009
Zowie fk/fk1/fk2 are great for claw and if you have small hands then you can also palm them well
>dream3r aces vp in the pistol round
fucking lol
-xizt
-friberg
-allu
+rain
+Maikelele
+Twist/Delpan
>>122102334
VP are already out and they are playing the US somewhere. It beats me why they didn't just ff.
>>122102362
G2.
-fox +f0rest
>>122102362
>still holding on to the f0rest is good meme
gtr is the only salvageable part of nip
also no one is going to sign for nip now lol
>>122102362
Getright to NA
-friberg
-allu
xizt f0rest rain twist delpan
>>122102009
Any ambidex sensei shape mouse
>>122102362
>+rain
yes, because we need to have no one calling in their native language
>>122102793
rain speaks Swedish.
>>122102867
fun fact
also
>pronax autographs already at like $6
lmao keks
no one gives a fuck about some igl who couldnt frag well
so was flusha vacced
Tänd ett ljus för Mackan
[*]
>BABAM
Absolutely
Based
jkaem is such a fucking beast on cache
>dennis to fnatic
why can't pronax just call as a coach? they could have picked up maikel. no one needs a team with 5 people who can awp
give me a dank name for my smurf
>>122103418
papa smurf :)
>>122103395
Because dennis is better, more experienced, could IGL & friends with several of the members already.
RIP PRONAX
where are you getting all the news?
http://www.hltv.org/news/16361-fnatic-sign-dennis-pronax-out
>>122103665
Hltv.org in my RSS.
>>122103665
HLTV/Twitter
>>122103516
oh shit I forgot that he was in lgb
yeah, this was probably a good pickup
tfw you finally have the same knife as your idol Guardian
>G2 signed aizy
Now will they destroy Europe this time?
>>122104008
>his idol is a fat slovakian
uhh gotards???
>>122104084
they will continue wrecking shit
they are probably the best team in the world on cache right now
If I buy keys off of Valve can I trade them right away?
PIMP stepping down from Dignigs. RIP Dignigs
http://team-dignitas.net/articles/news/Team-Dignitas/8283/pimp-steps-down-team-dignitas-welcomes-k0nfig-rubino
>>122104240
yes
-pimp +konfig +rubino for dignitas
https://twitter.com/TeamDignitas/status/664859212783206400
>>122104268
thanks senpai, i'm gonna get legacy of the void and ditch this dead game for another dead one
>>122104264
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
MM down?
pronax ;_;
guys....
where the fuck is pimp going to end up?
Will nip cease to exist next year? The organisation seems to be in crumbles.
>>122104606
SK :^^^^^^^^^^^)
>>122104606
>http://team-dignitas.net/articles/news/Team-Dignitas/8283/pimp-steps-down-team-dignitas-welcomes-k0nfig-rubino
Apparently it was a team decision to kick him out.
I don't fucking get it, why kick Pimp? To get RUBINO, of all people? He's fucking leagues above both RUBINO and k0nfig. Pimp could honestly be playing for TSM and you wouldn't notice any difference in their skill overall.
OUR GUYS STEEL AND MOE ARE PLAYING ANOTHER TOURNEY
http://www.hltv.org/news/16351-torqued-mix-to-attend-rgn-pro-series
>>122104606
he'll go back to raging on twitter like lurppis
>>122104735
Don't read into the wording too much.
>>122104764
Fuck off.
>>122104764
IE user Kappa
>>122104764
Who cares.
How do I downrank without getting banned?
>>122105350
Just play like you always do. #rekt #roasted #ezskinsezlife
>>122105438
WORLDSTAR
nothing grinds my gears like teenagers judging me in this game. jesus fuck especially when we sat in spawn a few rounds, i have a vet coin, we had 2 spin botters at one point after an argument, one guy was foreign and eating dogshit the whole game and afk
jesus fuck fuck
Reminder only the following teams are non-reddit:
>G2
>mousesports
>Titan
>Luminosity
Navi would be on this list if not for their Dota team which is full blown Reddit.
>>122105718
>caring about what the dota teams are like
hello reddit
>>122105718
you forgot torqued
>>122105690
This is every match as a Scandinavian. Russian and 10 year olds, sometimes both at the same time. It just sucks the spirit out of me. Topfrag or not, they still blame you if you don't do exactly as you're told by someone half your age.
>>122105718
>no Animal Squad
>no Immunity
>no RNG
>>122105718
4Head Kappa KappaPride DendiFace
has anybody seen kennys chin?
>>122105718
G2 is pretty reddit too. Even though they did well recently, they're a team made up of popular rejects. Reddit loves them some popular rejects.
Fnatic is pretty much anti-reddit, they don't give a fuck about any of the drama and do their shit.
NiP, Envyus, TSM are the embodiment of reddit
>>122105897
>Australians
I forgot they existed tee bee ache
Who Titan here?
>https://twitter.com/PimpCSGO/status/664865994133868549
TEAM YP
>>122105850
this game is a rat race. if you take it seriously itll destroy you, especially if you play with random teams
>>122106000
How did we go from this...
>>122106037
I always solo-queue because I have no friends.
>>122104582
>riding an invisible skateboard in the grass
or is he doing the dougie
>>122104582
he'll be back anon, don't worry
>>122106140
...to this?
>>122106170
are you me? i dont even talk to the team unless theyre really chill and mention that they smoke weed. i hate having steam friends, they always try to get personal if you have them for a long time.
>30 minutes free time
>decide to squeeze in a match
>5 minutes in enemies kick themselves out
i'm ok with this
why the fuck did dignitas kick pimp? He was always their best/2nd best player.
>>122106294
I don't talk, but I always type out where enemies are in chat and try to be polite. Usually I'm the only one who is doing that though..
>>122106460
>type out where enemies are in chat
that's gay as fuck.
you either care enough to use a mic or don't care.
>>122106460
sometimes i turn voice chat off because i don't like it when team goes OMG UHH REALLY OH MY GOOOD all the fucking time
>>122106384
Because he fucking sucks at LAN. He's one of the biggest onliners atm.
I'm praying for you to win this, Titan.
>>122106602
I use mic to communicate game details but I type when I'm mad at my team.
lmao oscar
Post your best taken screenshot /csgog/
http://fnatic.com/content/96547/fnatic-cs-go-lineup-changes
I told you faggots Pronax would be kicked because of his shit aim but nooo you all went "b-but muh best igl in the world".
