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me above everything else
Anime is trash
4th for traps aren't gay
Gamers2 more like shitters2 rofl
Ez skines
5th for autosniper
Anime above everything else.
>>122205391
>>122205396
>>122205467
>>122205521
>>122205525
You 5 (five) should make a team.
NIP vs VP
bet or skip?
>>122205467
Fuck off, you retard. Traps are guys in dresses trying to fool people, hence the term "trap". A trap is not the same thing as a shemale.
>>122205581
check my 8 and stop posting kiddo
>>122205587
nip
>>122205581
thanks for the (You)
>>122205624
>>122205662
both teams are pure rng
>>122205717
Flip a coin to pick then.
Reminder to vote for CS:GO, Olofmeister and Fnatic at The Game Awards senpai:
http://thegameawards.com/nominees/
>>122205587
Look at NiP's recent history on Mirage.
Now look at match-up history between the two teams.
What do you think the state of NiP is at the moment?
Does VP/NiP need this win? One of them do.
Do NiP care about winning matches at the moment?
>>122205648
v spicy
>>122205859
no is not
>3 gorillon dollars major
>less viewers than VP vs. G2 online BO1
Is Dota the most pathetic game of all time?
tfw pronax stickers go down 10 cents and you just bought 60 of them the night before
alri lads, can anyone recommend me a decent £30-100 $50-100 mouse for CS:GO la? I was thinking maybe the Logitech MX Master
AIZY WHAT A BEAST
Oh fuck off aizy
>>122205812
What the fuck have TSM (in any e-sport) achieved to get nominated also
>Optic Gaming
>CoD
>RNGstone
>>122206148
I like my Sensei RAW. JW uses the same mouse.
>>122206269
>people think hearthstone is rng
>everyone knew ostkaka was gonna win
>not betting and winning easy money
>>122206285
I need something for somebody with huge hands fa͏m, I have a G300S and it's giving me strain when I use it.
>Tfw You will never win a knife
>>122205812
>have to vote using twitter or facebook
what will my normie friends think of me..
lmao VP is so fucking bad
>>122206402
>you will never get chosen for a cobblecase opening after a game
>you will never make the chat spam go crazy after faceit open your dragon lore
>>122206348
senpai you're talking like I know something about this game
all I know is that it is a fucking card game hence RNGNo but seriously, why are people watching other people playing virtual cards?
fuck g2
aizy is fucking insane, he just saved my skins
he's our guy right?
>>122206508
because it's made by blizzard
>>122206519
>not betting on our smug rain
>>122206642
that's sadly true
>Black DDK: Yesterday "StopRacismPlease won"
>Lewis: Rahim, of course?
>all in nip
come at me desu
>>122206798
>>122206842
its mirage, NiP with a 1/6 W/L on that map in the last 3 months and VP with a 13/4 W/L - RIP your skins
>>122206798
>>122206842
VP won the last 5 times they faced each other and 16-7'd NiP last time on Mirage.
Latest Mirage results from NiP
NiP (8) mousesports (16)
NiP (12) SK (16)
NiP (16) Liquid (11)
NiP (10) EnVyUs (16)
NiP (13) fnatic (16)
NiP (8) TSM (16)
NiP (7) Virtus.pro (16)
NiP (14) fnatic (16)
NiP (13) TSM (16)
NiP (10) FlipSid3 (16)
You now remember Sunde.
>>122207040
Thanks Thorin for this in-depth analysis
>>122207040
thanks thor but you arent always right, today is the day
>>122207104
Litteraly who?
>>122207279
hello reddit
>>122206990
>>122207040
>Fnatic will rape the Luminosity
>>122207397
>not knowing litteral whos makes you reddit
lmao
>>122206402
Send steam. Ill drop you a starter.
>>122207509
>being a retard
rfol
>dennis
>good
>>122207629
>i'm better than you, I have a better knowledge of people playing video games
:)
>>122207939
That's correct.
>go into surf servers
>spend 10 minutes not even getting past first ramp
>it was because i was pressing w
just
>>122208364
hahahahahah retard
>>122208132
>"Hey anon, what's your hobby?"
>"I like to learn about the history of people playing virtual games"
>>122208565
you mad nerd
>>122208468
stop laughing at me anon
>>122208657
>nerd
>>122208657
>mad
>>122208730
>>122208813
spotted the mad nerds
>>122208813
fuck off anon you're not me
>>122208887
>you're not me
>>122208951
>>--using meme arrows--|>
>>122208865
you're the one mad in the first place
>>122208667
ok =)
>>122209168
=Me RightNow (no space)
>redditors calling redditors redditors
neck u are selfs
>>122209467
>redditors
>>122209467
>neck u are selfs
>>122209614
>posting fedora pictures
>>122209614
where did u find that picture of me
>>122209614
Renegades or CLG
>Obvious guy on the left of the screen
>Thanks to 4:3 byali don't see him
VP gained 20% odds in like 15min. Fuck you, reddit.
>nV is already qualified
>they have a stand-in
Why do they have such high odds?
>>122210729
They had 75% odds like 30min ago.
Ultimate Cringe list - CSGO Version
> Inspecting the weapon
> Switching to the knife every single second
> Having anime stickers on any gun
> Having guns renamed
> Having an avatar or nickname of a professional player
> Having added to your nick any csgo casino websites (pepe | CSOGJACKPOTDOTCOM)
> Having your profile "signed" by someone or writing "sign my profile" into other steam profiles
What else f a m?
>>122210990
>posting frog pictures
james and ddk are the best casting duo
>>122210990
>Cringe
>>122210990
>cringe
>facebook frog
>>122210990
good list senpai
>>122210990
Who is Delpan?
>play with delpan
>win
uhh?
mr nigga? mr nigga nigga?
>>122211780
NiP actually won. WTF VP. NiP had nothing to play for..
>bought a new mouse
how many matches am i going to lose before i get used to it
>>122211876
glad to see the series is as meme as ever
>>122211150
>>122211367
>>122211451
baited for this exact response :^)
>>122206990
>>122207040
Another victory for factual analysis
>he betted against reddit in payamas
>he betted on Virtus.Throw
>>122212105
>>122207040
>>122206990
NiP Delpan confirmed.
how do i make op awps stop ruining my every game???
>>122212191
play cod
>>122212248
that's actually worse tbwh famas
all online FPS have an OP sniper except the one true FPS Planetside 2
>play casual
>filled with nigger loving p90 users
>>122212559
>he doesn't play with all the weapons in the games
uhhh gotards????
>virtus throw losing 3 games in a row
lmao
>no kenis
what happened goturds?
>>122213085
kenis died in a car crash
>>122213191
eggselent
>i dislike black ddk and white black ddk
>>122213560
dont make me fucking use a fedora image
>>122213191
they're trying to find an awper who doesn't whiff all the time
*yay* i made it to master league again !!!
too bad i'll never have the motivation to grind faceit enough to have a shot at FPL
>>122213789
>kenis is a bad awper
lmao we're in october not in april
also kenis broke his mouse yesterday during his stream so that's probably why he isn't playing
>>122214139
>*yay*
>!!!
Top 10 CSGO professional aesthetics
>10. pronax
>9. shox
>8. SZPERO
>7. Semphis
>6. Sean
>5. device
>4. jkaem
>3. schneider
>2. NBK-
>1. SmithZZ
>0. Dosia (rank 0 due to having transcended)
>>122214417
>>122214553
whats he dirnking
NiP or Fnatic?
>>122214804
Fnatic semen
>>122214804
NA and NiP fans tears
>>122214804
Anime
>papa memeceps standing in fire until 9hp
le fug? kappa
>>122215472
>no ToggleS no win
Is white black ddk autistic? (serious replies only)
FNATIC OR NIP
QUICK ITS ABOUT TO END
>>122215679
nip u dumb doodle
>>122215679
ICB NiP, it's Train. And Enjoy the match.
>>122215679
Friberg got his aimkey working again, you decide.
>>122215679
lol (laugh out loud)
>yfw dennis goes fucking ham
>>122215679
LETS GO
>>122214417
>pronax topping from the bottom
u-uh okay marcus, please be gentle
>>122216176
give me something if you win
Dragon or Tigers?
>>122216162
face: =(
reason: i like jw and i think he is the one fucking
thank you for reading
>play dust2
>game is ruined by op awp
>play mirage
>game is ruined by op awp
>play inferno
>game is ruined by op awp
>play overpass
>game is ruined by op awp
>play cache
>game is ruined by op awp
>play train
>game is ruined by op awp
>play cobblestone
>game is ruined by op awp
Nice fucking game.
>>122216507
In the year two thousand and fifteen JW is a fat ass no-good AWPer. He will go head-to-head with entry-frag Friberg in this match for most useless award.
>>122216597
Don't forget nuke :^)
>>122210990
>not checking obvious spots
>peeking with a nade out
>buying MAC-10
>opening cases and expecting to get anything good
>playing like an idiot and then saying "hurr I'm throwing xD"
>shittalking after every single kill (bonus points if they say "umad? xD" after you call them on being annoying)
>>122216626
meme-explanation:
-dennis fucks ham
-jw is ham
>the kek culture
>>122216674
>playing with animu memesters (aka cheaters)
XDDD
Why didn't Friberg shot at JW?
it seems to be our boy has been playing much better now after dennis joined
>>122216786
>buying MAC-10
nigga mac 10 is the best second round gun
>>122216870
who said that? kek
>>122217052
UMP, MP7, and MP9 are all better SMGs. UMP is usually what I get second round, MP9 if I have enough money. MAC-10 is trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ultf5vySUoE
;_;
>>122216674
>cheating/playing with cheaters to get to LEM
>LEM at over 150 wins
holy shit kys
>>122207279
sup yeti
>can't remember last time I masturbated
>not sure if I do it now I'll have a good orgasm or a shit one
>>122217904
Depends on how long your build-up is.
IRL CS going on right now in Paris
Why is mocking Dosia ("sex god" etc.) allowed here, as compared to lets say mocking JW?
I don't get this. If someone mocks JW here like it is done on Twitch chat all the time (you know how) then he is rightfully downvoted and the post gets deleted quickly, but mocking Dosia because of how he looks seems to be perfectly fine?
Is there something I am missing or is this just double standards deluxe?
>>122218227
wtf are u on about
>>122218227
"sex god" is a reddit/hltv thing, it's literally never mentioned here.
>>122218272
>>122218302
el o el
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3sov4c/why_is_mocking_dosia_sex_god_etc_allowed_here_as/
>jw referencing s1mple's new shenanigans
absolutely based
#news1mple
KennyS is kill.
RIP.
>Everyone on my team is playing soloq
>Enemy team is full premade tryhard clanfags
Epic game valve
![P4BJ32O[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1jrGYux.png "P4BJ32O[1].png")
>>122218882
He raged in a game where another player afk'd causing him to lose then ask for himself to be reported for raging. What a player
if dubs phantomlord beats his gf
>>122218923
nah he doesn't live in Paris
Happy does
>>122219149
It seems that he is trying to get better
>>122218976
>waaa I have no friends
>>122218976
>play against a 5 stack all with same clan tag
>4 of them are on lan with 5 ping
>lan breaks and it's 1+4bots vs 5
thanks for the ezwin
>he betted fagnatic
>>122219769
>bo1 after a roster change
you're only realising that fnatic was a bad bet now?
fnatic are top5 at best without pronax
>>122219964
>you're only realising that fnatic was a bad bet now?
Where was this implied?
>>122218923
That's what you get for not playing hostage maps on comp.
Should I bet on Tiger or Dragon?
>>122216176
>>122216176
YOU DID IT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF!
>>122216176
You're gonna win imo
>>122220228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozy6uPW463o
>2k hours only playing Dust 2
>Tfw got Supreme yesterday
>>122220551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXu80NLjv9g
thank mr friberg
>>122220082
cs_paris when?
>mfw global tryhards always get mad as fuck when I start griefing if we lose first three rounds
why bother trying lmao, MM players are retarded as fuck
>looking at lounge for matches earlier
>saw NiP match on train, a map that fnatic doesn't play
>threw a few shitty skins on NiP because bo1
Nice
>tfw wanna fuck pansy in both holes
My standards are complete shit
>>122221439
>both holes
bruh...
>>122218206
Fuck, man. Hostages taken at a EODM concert.
>>122217205
based silver
>>122221110
Post yfw nobody bit this weak-ass bait
>>122221935
>silver
DMG actually. MAC-10 does fuckall damage.
>>122222740
>DMG actually
>>122218206
WHERE ARE THE GIGN
>>122222740
>DMG
>>122218206
>>122223289
RIP in Peace KennyS.
>>>/pol/55581283
did kenis die?
>when you stack MM with friends
???
>>122224340
What?
>>122224478
look at the ranks and then look at the score
>>122224564
>matchmaking ranks
Also you're playing nuke which is infested with boosters and cheaters ever since it got kicked of active duty maps.
>>122212053
nope not even close lmao :-)
>>122224827
Refugees welcome :^D
>using the senpai ass
>>1222277524
>Why am I even here
>Vincent didn't give me awp
>My feet hurt
>I wish these Ts would stop force buying
Anyone up for mm? I'm LE, I'm looking for DMG-LEM
steamcommunity.com/id/orpheous18
>>122228132
meant for
>>122227752
>>122228140
forgot to say, eu regions.
>>122227752
>using the stock FAMAS skine
>>122227752
the famas is pretty sexy
>>122227752
>famas
>no helmet
>no nades
typical French force buys, I bet he has a CZ on him
>>122228385
Paris level when?
cs_bataclan please
>>122229116
It's gonna happen.
Play GIGN maps today:
Cobblestone
Italy
Cache
Shoots
Sugarcane
Stmarc
>>122229271
mfw I get to fight for freedom in csgo today. Bring it on sand people.
>>122227752
smart guy not buying helm when ts are on buy
heh
>kennys nowhere to be seen
>suddenly people in france die
nigga broke his mouse so he has to train his awping skills irl
>>122230478
neck yourself you unfunny git
>>122230693
stfu nbk
>>122230693
woof
HOLY SHIT
>>122230947
Link thread?
>>122230947
Link
>>122230947
dammit isis you could've rid us of this nip
>>122230947
>outlaws wwe threads from /sp/
>people immediately want him dead
wwe fans everyone
![4829A65C86B42698D8F043982D8C63F2E58941FF[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MZcY5RW.jpg "4829A65C86B42698D8F043982D8C63F2E58941FF[1].jpg")
lmao
>>122231525
>bragging about casual
>rl csgo
what a time
Anyone wanna play some de_marquis with me? :3c
>/csgog/ will blame semmler for these attacks
baka family
>>122231525
holy shit, so much clutter, so l33t.
why don't you add cl_showfps while you're at it?
>drop a 100+ bomb
>lose to famas
i swear to god these teammates
>>122232946
kek
>>122232926
been playing like this for years son but the damage thing is new
>>122233617
based retard
>>122233617
>kenis would have clutched it with his AWP
>>122233617
>chock
>>122233713
I kek'd so hard
guys, pls, we didn 't even know if it was muslim yet, it could be white people :(
>>122234019
yeah and also iran could be japanese
fucking terrorists making my waifu cry
>>122234019
Nah man, there was a lot of reports of "Allah Akbar" on site
>>122234250
Amb france is your waifu?
